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History Quotes / CannonFodder

11th Feb '15 7:31:34 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Come on, you sons of bitches! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever You wanna live forever]]?"''

to:

->''"Come ->Come on, you sons of bitches! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever You wanna live forever]]?"''forever]]?



->''"M.I. does the dying. Fleet just does the flying."''

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->''"M.->M.I. does the dying. Fleet just does the flying."''



->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''

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->''"These ->The crew were mostly kids; rock & rollers with one foot in their grave.
-->--'''Willard''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

->These
guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''



->''"To each of us falls a task, and all TheEmperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we [[HoldTheLine stand the line]], and we die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing."''
->-- '''General Sturnn''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: DawnOfWar - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKIAMAqGNIY Winter Assault]]''

-> We killed thousands, yet still they came. A living tide of traitors, herded by armored giants in red armor like so much cattle into the teeth of our guns, chanting that damnable litany that infests my head still. They waded, knee deep in blood, yet still they came. All to the horrid cadence of pounding drums, a driving beat that stretched the nerves of my men to the breaking point, and a droning mindless chant. Yet for all the cruel disregard their masters showed, every traitor died with a beatific smile upon his face...
-->-- ''After action report 3445/rtf/9, filed by Colonel Johann Adronia'', TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}

-> And look there, on the radar: A naturally ocurring flock of henchmen! Henchmen have a natural tendency to gather in large groups to hunt and mate, but alas, as a species, were born without any form of primitive survival instincts. Oh dear god, they're dying by the hundreds! Oh, the humanity!
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]'', reporting on mook behaviour habits in ''[[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2008/09/01/demolition-man-review/ Demolition Man]]''


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->''"To each of us falls a task, and all TheEmperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we [[HoldTheLine stand ->Join the line]], and we die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing."''
->-- '''General Sturnn''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: DawnOfWar - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKIAMAqGNIY Winter Assault]]''

-> We killed thousands, yet still they came. A living tide of traitors, herded by armored giants in red armor like so much cattle into the teeth of our guns, chanting that damnable litany that infests my head still. They waded, knee deep in blood, yet still they came. All to the horrid cadence of pounding drums, a driving beat that stretched the nerves of my men to the breaking point, and a droning mindless chant. Yet for all the cruel disregard their masters showed, every traitor died with a beatific smile upon his face...
-->-- ''After action report 3445/rtf/9, filed by Colonel Johann Adronia'', TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}

->
legion or die. [[MortonsFork And look there, on the radar: A naturally ocurring flock of henchmen! Henchmen have a natural tendency to gather in large groups to hunt and mate, but alas, as a species, were born without any form of primitive survival instincts. Oh dear god, they're dying by the hundreds! Oh, the humanity!
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]'', reporting on mook behaviour habits in ''[[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2008/09/01/demolition-man-review/ Demolition Man]]''

then die.]]
-->--'''''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'''''



->''"And you! You are merely [[CelestialParagonsAndArchangels his]] tools! Walking sacrifices!"''
-->'''[[MilitaryMaverick General Balthazar]]''', ''Webcomic/BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth''

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->''"And ->And you! You are merely [[CelestialParagonsAndArchangels his]] tools! Walking sacrifices!"''
-->'''[[MilitaryMaverick
sacrifices!
-->--'''[[MilitaryMaverick
General Balthazar]]''', ''Webcomic/BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth''
29th Jan '15 12:33:50 PM babyhenchy1
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->'''Merc:''' "What did they mean when they said slow him/her down? We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?"\\
'''Merc Lieutenant:''' "They said slow him/her down because they think we're ''cannon fodder''."\\
'''Merc:''' "Oh. [[OhCrap Well...shit.]]"

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->'''Merc:''' "What What did they mean when they said slow him/her down? We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?"\\
right?\\
'''Merc Lieutenant:''' "They They said slow him/her down because they think we're ''cannon fodder''."\\
\\
'''Merc:''' "Oh.Oh. [[OhCrap Well...shit.]]"]]
29th Jan '15 12:33:17 PM babyhenchy1
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->'''Wally:''' "I've decided to dabble in crime. I need some [[{{Mook}} henchmen]]. Are you in?"
->'''Asok:''' "What does a henchmen do?"
->'''Wally:''' "A henchman's job is to be gunned down [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil in reverse order to his importance.]]"
->'''Asok:''' "[[SortingAlgorithmOfMortality How important am I?]]"
->'''Wally:''' "I wouldn't pack a lunch for orientation day."

to:

->'''Wally:''' "I've decided to dabble in crime. I need some [[{{Mook}} henchmen]]. Are you in?"
->'''Asok:'''
in?"\\
'''Asok:'''
"What does a henchmen do?"
->'''Wally:'''
do?"\\
'''Wally:'''
"A henchman's job is to be gunned down [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil in reverse order to his importance.]]"
->'''Asok:'''
]]"\\
'''Asok:'''
"[[SortingAlgorithmOfMortality How important am I?]]"
->'''Wally:'''
I?]]"\\
'''Wally:'''
"I wouldn't pack a lunch for orientation day."


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->'''Merc:''' "What did they mean when they said slow him/her down? We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?"\\
'''Merc Lieutenant:''' "They said slow him/her down because they think we're ''cannon fodder''."\\
'''Merc:''' "Oh. [[OhCrap Well...shit.]]"
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3: [[DownloadableContent Citadel]]''
14th Dec '14 9:53:49 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Come on, you sons of bitches! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever You wanna live forever]]?"''
-->-- '''[[SemperFi Marine]] Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly''' [[note]]echoing King Frederick II of Prussia in the battle of Torgau, 3 November, 1760: "Racker, wollt ihr ewig leben?" (Scoundrels, do you want to live forever?)[[/note]] during UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne.
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16th Oct '14 5:38:32 AM LongLiveHumour
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->''"I wonder why they put those weak droids in ''StarWars''. They never get a chance to hit."''

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->''"I wonder why they put those weak droids in ''StarWars''.''Franchise/StarWars''. They never get a chance to hit."''
18th May '14 12:15:31 PM Mr.Movie
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->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in VideoGame/Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''

to:

->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in VideoGame/Halo Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''
18th May '14 12:15:21 PM Mr.Movie
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->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in Franchise/Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''

to:

->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in Franchise/Halo VideoGame/Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''
18th May '14 12:14:54 PM Mr.Movie
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->''"These guys are like Goombas, just with a gun and the ability to talk: The grunts in Franchise/Halo are the perfect example of what being a pussy ass bitch is all about. They have no idea how to be independent, so when you take out their leader, they have no idea what to do. Now they will talk smack but when things get tough, they'll just turn and run away...if they know you're there. Sometimes they'll even see you coming and they'll freeze with fear as you approach them just to bust them in the face."''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlHfrWWggSM&list=PL093A0D4B558C61E5&index=70 Top 10 P#$$y @$$ B!tche$ in Gaming]]'''
20th Mar '14 1:45:03 PM SeptimusHeap
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-->'''[[MilitaryMaverick General Balthazar]]''', ''Webcomic/{{BIBLE}}''

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-->'''[[MilitaryMaverick General Balthazar]]''', ''Webcomic/{{BIBLE}}''
''Webcomic/BasicInstructionsBeforeLeavingEarth''
4th Oct '12 5:45:25 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''{{Dilbert}}'', strip for May 12, 2009

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-->-- ''{{Dilbert}}'', ''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'', strip for May 12, 2009
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