History Quotes / ButtMonkey

29th Dec '16 1:01:19 PM Tron80
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->This planet hates me.
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInTheEightGrade''
22nd Dec '16 7:33:14 AM MattP5557
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-> ''I've been blindsided by my son, reamed by the IRS, rejected by my lover, betrayed by my friend, molested by a truck driver, cast out by my mother, and rained on by God. And this isn't even the worst day of my life.''
-->'''Alan Harper''', ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
24th Sep '16 5:06:53 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''DanVs''.

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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''DanVs''.
''WesternAnimation/DanVs''.
11th Aug '16 2:29:36 AM 1810072342
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-> ''If I had a dime for every time I got my ass kicked, I might not be in crippling debt!''
-->'''Krillin''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
21st Jul '16 7:44:16 AM TheBigBopper
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->''"[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] must be the one who suffers, because heís a caricature of the [[TheEveryman average person]]. Most of us are much more acquainted with losing than winning. Winning is great, but it [[RuleOfFunny isnít funny]]."''
-->--Charles Schulz
10th Jul '16 6:16:38 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''Jerry''', CodeMonkeys

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-->--'''Jerry''', CodeMonkeys
WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys
8th Jul '16 1:15:26 AM nm3youtube
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->''Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No-one but Donald Duck!''
-->-- The end of the post-1947 ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' theme.
24th May '16 12:06:40 PM Dravencour
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->"I was the happiest guy in the world, [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption but fate likes to play a little game called]] "''Up yours, Moe''.""

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->"I ->''"I was the happiest guy in the world, [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption but fate likes to play a little game called]] "''Up yours, Moe''.""called 'Up Yours, Moe.']]"''



->"You know, at this point, i should really just accept that nobody anywhere respects me, shouldn't i?"

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->"You know, at this point, i I should really just accept that nobody anywhere respects me, shouldn't i?"I?"
1st May '16 4:58:19 PM TVRulezAgain
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-->--'''Robbie Shapiro''' while reading a fortune cookie, {{Victorious}}

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-->--'''Robbie Shapiro''' while reading a fortune cookie, {{Victorious}}
Series/{{Victorious}}
20th Apr '16 1:50:40 PM Monolaf317
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->''"Every single day I gotta clean up the kitchen!\\
Bowser's screaming at me saying scrub all of the dishes!\\
Junior's a gremlin he's a monster I live with!\\
That's the reason why I quit, 'cuz I just reached the limit!\\
The struggle is real, I need a new job! I worked as a plumber and I once was a cop.\\
I shot a black guy and I planted a gun by his leg.\\
I quit the plumber job [[ToiletHumor 'cuz I got poop on my head!]]\\
Worked at a call center but it got on my nerves!\\
They were so rude that's not what I deserve.\\
[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys And a security guard at a pizza place,]] the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!\\
Had to quit Bowser.\\
He treats me like a slave always make me watch his brat, but I barely get paid!\\
But I hate these other jobs, I don't know what to do!\\
[[LampshadeHanging (Dude your life sucks!)]]\\
(Toad you don't have a clue!)\\
Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I kinda wish that I was white!\\
Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I kinda wish that I was white!\\
Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I wish that everything was right!\\
Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I wish that everything was right!"''

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->''"Every ->''Every single day I gotta clean up the kitchen!\\
Bowser's
kitchen!''\\
''Bowser's
screaming at me saying scrub all of the dishes!\\
dishes!''\\
''And
Junior's a gremlin gremlin, he's a monster I live with!\\
That's
with!''
->''That's
the reason why I quit, 'cuz I just reached the limit!\\
The
limit!''
->''The
struggle is real, I need a new job! I worked as a plumber and I once was a cop.\\
I
''
->''I
shot a black guy and I planted a gun by his leg.\\
I
''
->''I
quit the plumber job [[ToiletHumor 'cuz I got poop on my head!]]\\
Worked
head!]]''
->''Worked
at a call center but it got on my nerves!\\
They
nerves!''
->''They
were so rude rude, that's not what I deserve.\\
[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys
''
->''[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys
And a security guard at a pizza place,]] the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!\\
Had
late!''
->''Had
to quit Bowser.\\
Bowser, He treats me like a slave slave, always make me watch his brat, but I barely get paid!\\
But
paid!''
->''But
I hate these other jobs, I don't know what to do!\\
[[LampshadeHanging (Dude
do!''
->''[[LampshadeHanging (Dude,
your life sucks!)]]\\
(Toad
sucks!)]]''
->''(Toad
you don't have a clue!)\\
Man
clue!)''
->''Man
I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I
life,''
->''I
kinda wish that I was white!\\
Man
white!''
->''Man
I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I
life,''
->''I
kinda wish that I was white!\\
Man
white!''
->''Man
I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I
life,''
->''I
wish that everything was right!\\
Man
right!''
->''Man
I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,\\
I
life,''
->''I
wish that everything was right!"'' right!''


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