History Quotes / BulletProofVest

17th Aug '15 11:57:34 PM Odon
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->"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]" -->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical"
28th May '14 3:54:17 PM AFP
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->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head? ->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]] -->--''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"
30th Mar '14 1:14:03 PM zarpaulus
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->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."'' -->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
7th Jun '13 9:24:54 PM StarSword
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->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-\\ '''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\
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-> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\\ '''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented. --> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' ->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-\\ '''Malcolm Reynolds''': unarmed--\\ '''Mal''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\

-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"
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-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"Secuestro" -> ''"I want sleeves on my vest."'' --> -- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1'' ----
6th Sep '11 10:04:06 PM tombcannon
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-->--''{{Farscape}}''
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-->--''{{Farscape}}'' -->--''Series/{{Farscape}}''
6th Sep '11 2:37:18 PM nombretomado
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-->--''{{Serenity}}''
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-->--''{{Serenity}}'' -->--''Film/{{Serenity}}''
11th Aug '11 12:37:18 PM JustinCognito
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->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest!
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->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest!Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
24th Jul '11 12:29:50 PM JustinCognito
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-->--''{{Farscape}}''
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-->--''{{Farscape}}''-->--''{{Farscape}}'' ->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest! ->'''Cheryl''': Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow! ->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''. -->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"
8th Apr '11 6:53:15 PM Zaptech
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'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, gets jumped)''\\ '''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.
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'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\ '''The Operative''': ...Operative''': [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.]]
25th Nov '10 12:47:44 AM Eccentricity
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-->--''{{Serenity}}''
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-->--''{{Serenity}}''-->--''{{Serenity}}'' ->'''Rygel:''' (To [[FakingTheDead Scorpius' body]]) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.\\ '''Scorpius:''' (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?\\ '''Rygel:''' I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.\\ '''Scorpius:''' What if you were wrong?\\ '''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way. -->--''{{Farscape}}''
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