History Quotes / BuffytheVampireSlayer

13th Mar '16 5:43:23 PM tsstevens
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''

to:

->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's ]]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''
13th Mar '16 5:43:00 PM tsstevens
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''
----



[[/folder]]

to:

[[/folder]]
[[/folder]]
24th Jan '16 6:19:13 PM whisperhugscoundrel
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

[[/folder]]
24th Jan '16 11:42:57 AM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message


[[/folder]]

to:

[[/folder]][[/folder]]

[[folder:Season Six]]
!Buffy Summers:
->''"Is this hell?"''
----
->''"I was happy. Wherever I was ... I was happy ...at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time...didn't mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I ... I don't understand theology or dimensions, any of it really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I've lost. They can never know. Never."''
----
->''"It's pieces of paper sent by bureaucrats we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world. Which is too bad, you know, 'cause that I'm really good at."''
----
->''"Are you in the wrong line? That's for deposits, that's for withdrawals, and this one... Is for getting kicked in the face."''
----
->''"Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the Magic Shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker."''
----
->''"I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies."''
----
->'' "A vampire with a soul? Oh my God... how lame is that?"''
----

!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"I think this line's mostly filler."''
----


!Xander Harris:
->''"Demons. Ah, well, there's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us."''
----

!Rupert Giles:
->''"Mist, cemetery, Halloween... This should end well."''
----


!Spike:
->''"Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea."''
----
->''"Uh, I do remember what I said. The promise...to protect her. If I'd have done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I save you."''
----
->''"You want me to take them out? Give me a hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little."''
----
->''"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... bloody hell... sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks... oh, god. I'm English!"''
----
->''"I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the helpless. I'm a vampire with a soul."''
----
->''"Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate for a Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."''
----
->''"Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic mid-life crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."''
----

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Already been looted! Sorry! Try the appliance store down the block! They've got great toasters!''
----
->''"The jet-lag from hell has gotta be, you know, jet-lag from hell."''
----
->''"Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel. God! I hate this! This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do-and I'm closer to it!"''
----
->''"It has to be stopped. It was like we were being watched, like there was a wall missing from our apartment. Like there were only three walls and not a fourth one."''
----
->''"Dawn may have had the wrong idea in summoning this creature. But I've seen some of these underworld child-bride deals, and they never end well. Maybe once."''
----


!Dawn Summers:
->''"I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's 'Mmm-Fashnik'. Like 'Mmm... Cookies!'."''
----

!Tara Maclay:
->''"I'm not really much for the timber."''
----

!The Trio:
->'''Jonathan:''' ''"Stop touching my magic bone!"''
----
->'''Andrew:''' ''"Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!"''
----



!Minor Characters:
->'''Buffybot:''' ''"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo."''
----
24th Jan '16 11:24:38 AM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message




!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness."''

to:

\n\n!Willow Rosenberg:\n->''"Better ->''"We're not supposed to light a candle than curse move the damn darkness."''body!"''



->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''

to:

->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''->''"I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around."''



->"Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish."''

to:

->"Oh, ->''"I can't beat Glory. Glory's going to win. I didn't just know it. I felt it. And in that second of knowing it, Wil? I wanted it to happen. I wanted it over. This is--all of this--it's too much for me. I just wanted it over. If Glory wins, then Dawn dies. And I would grieve. People would feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish.sorry for me. But it would be over. I imagined what a relief it would be. I killed Dawn. My thinking it made it happen. Some part of me wanted it. And in the moment Glory took Dawn, I know I could've done something better. But I didn't. I was off by some fraction of a second. And this is why I killed my sister."''



->''"I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''

to:

->''"I'm ->''"Glory. You're not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''the brightest god in the heavens, are you?"''





!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''

to:

\n\n!Xander Harris:\n->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting ->''"Dawn, listen to know me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I lack have to do. Tell Giles ... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the culinary finesse of a caveman.hardest thing in this world ... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me."''



->''"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''

to:

->''"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey.

!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness.
"''



->''"Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''

to:

->''"Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''



->''"So you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''

to:

->''"So you bought the magic shop ->"Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''younger, and female, and, well, Jewish."''



->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know."''

to:

->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. ->''"I'm not stealing. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The just taking things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know."''without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''



->''"You missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''

to:

->''"You missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in ->''"But it's a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you whole night and I don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you I can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose.sleep without her."''





!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change."''

to:

\n\n!Rupert Giles:\n->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least ->''"All this. It has a name. It's called guilt. It's a feeling, and it's important. But it's not more than that, Buffy. Buffies. You've carried the weight of the world on your shoulders since high school and I--I know you didn't get knocked ask for this but you do it, every day. And so you wanted out for a change."''one second. So what?"''



->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''

to:

->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''->''"Gun? I can't be a gun! Maybe a cudgel! Or a pointy stick!"''



->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''

to:

->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak
!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse
of it.a caveman."''



->''"We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."''

to:

->''"We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.->''"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''




!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing."''

to:

\n!Spike:\n->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, ->''"Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one thing."''bedrooms, right?"''



->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep."''

to:

->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice ->''"So you bought the magic shop and drink deep."''you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''



->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''

to:

->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere ->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know."''



->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''

to:

->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, ->''"You missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let me guess...him fly because you won't kill me? Wooo...don't like ultimatums? If he's not the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair.talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''



->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''

to:

->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch

!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least
you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has get knocked out for a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did.change."''



->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal."''

to:

->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got ->''"I bet the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got death rate keeps the better deal.rent down."''




!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''

to:

\n!Dawn Summers:\n->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some ->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs.it."''



->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''

to:

->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going ->''"We listened to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime.aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."''



->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''

to:

->''"Touch me ->''(to Ben) "No she couldn't (kill Glory). Never. And sooner or later Glory will re-emerge, and... make Buffy pay for that mercy. And the world with her. Buffy even knows that ... and my sister's gonna kill you!"''still she couldn't take a human life. She's a hero, you see. She's not like us."''



!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"''

to:

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children
!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11,
for more cash?"''one thing."''



->''"If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''

to:

->''"If you ever decide to go, ->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, will make your neck my chalice and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''drink deep."''



->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''

to:

->''"Oh. Oh! ->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''



->'' "Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like... Whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old here. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans."''

to:

->'' "Oh, at first it was confusing. Just ->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the idea of computers was like... Whoa! whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm eleven hundred years old here. just passing through, satisfied. You know I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''




!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football."''

to:

\n!Riley Finn: \n->''"Uh..Buffy slayed ->''The only thing about the football.dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''



->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''

to:

->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over ->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that well with parents. I don't know why...close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal."''



->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''

to:

->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments ->''"I liked the lady! Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn't put on them? Just airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never treated me then."''like a freak!"''



->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''

to:

->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in ->''(to the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm Buffybot) "'Cause Buffy. The other, not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''pleasant Buffy. Anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her... And I can't live seeing her in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."''




!Tara Maclay:
->''"Well, she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass."''

to:

\n!Tara Maclay:\n->''"Well, she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass.->''"Ben, Glory. He's a doctor, she's the Beast. Two entirely separate entities sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom."''




!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''

to:

\n!Minor Characters:\n->'''Dracula:''' ''"You !Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow
are strange both witches. They do spells and off-putting. Go now.stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''



->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''

to:

->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street.->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''



->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''

to:

->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''



->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''

to:

->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's ->''"Um, guys, hello, puberty? Sort of figured out the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me.whole no-Santa thing."''



->''"Where'd she go?"''
----

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"''
----
->''"If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''
----
->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''
----
->'' "Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like... Whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old here. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans."''
----
->''"I don't understand. I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she can't just get back in it and not be dead any more. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid, and, and Xander's crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever. And she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever and no one will explain to me why."''
----
->''(to Willow) "You can sleep with me... Well, now, that came out a lot more lesbian that it sounded in my head."''
----
->''"You know what else is un-American? French people."''
----

!Glory:
->'' "Did anybody order an apocalypse?"''
----
->''(to Willow) "You know what they used to do to witches, lover? Crucify 'em!"''
----
->''"Funny. 'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around - everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up ... shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em any more. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Name one person who can take it here. That's all I'm asking. Name one."''
----
->''"The Slayer's a robot? Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?"''
----

!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football."''
----
->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''
----
->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''
----
->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''
----

!Tara Maclay:
->''"Well, she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass."''
----
->''"You're a killer."''
----


!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''
----
->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''
----
->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''
----



----

to:

--------
[[/folder]]
24th Jan '16 11:11:41 AM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message



!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness."''

to:

\n!Willow Rosenberg:\n->''"Better ->''"Oh, no. Love Doctor Buffy is not in. I'm not qualified to light a candle than curse the damn darkness.give dating advice. I've had exactly two boyfriends and they both left. Really left. 'Left town' left."''



->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''

to:

->''"Am ->''"Ow. I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me."''



->"Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish."''

to:

->"Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish.

!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness.
"''



->''"I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''

to:

->''"I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''





!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''

to:

\n\n!Xander Harris:\n->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that ->"Oh, I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman.feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish."''



->''"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''

to:

->''"As of this moment, it's over. ->''"I'm not stealing. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"''



->''"Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''

to:

->''"Maybe it's time

!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting
to start looking for know that I lack the culinary finesse of a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''caveman."''



->''"So you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''

to:

->''"So you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus ->''"As of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''



->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know."''

to:

->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move... I get excited every ->''"Maybe it's time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like start looking for a man. I just thought you might wanna know."''new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''



->''"You missed the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''

to:

->''"You missed ->''"So you bought the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because "We told you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''so" Symphony?"''





!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change."''

to:

\n\n!Rupert Giles:\n->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least ->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you didn't do, the way you think, the way you move... I get knocked out for excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a change.man. I just thought you might wanna know."''



->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''

to:

->''"I bet ->''"You missed the death rate keeps point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rent down.rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''



->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''

to:

->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change.
"''




!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing."''

to:

\n!Spike:\n->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''



->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep."''

to:

->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep.watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''



->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''

to:

->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.->''"We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."''



->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''

to:

->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let
!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes
me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair.£11, for one thing."''



->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''

to:

->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on ->''"I will know your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is blood Slayer. I will make your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did.neck my chalice and drink deep."''



->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal."''

to:

->''(to Riley) "Sometimes ->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be turn she's there! That nasty little face, that close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal.bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''




!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''

to:

\n!Dawn Summers:\n->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach ->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me some of guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the things they do together. And-and then she got whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really quiet hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and made me go upstairs.I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''



->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''

to:

->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm ->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not going only to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a book sometime.little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''



->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''

to:

->''"Touch me ->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and my sister's gonna kill you!"''not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal."''



!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"''

to:

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm
!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is
so pleased. Can much cooler than slaying. I trade in told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the children for more cash?"''things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''



->''"If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''

to:

->''"If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and ->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not sure which is the right one going to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''book sometime."''



->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''

to:

->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're ->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''kill you!"''



!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football."''

to:

!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed
!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in
the football."''children for more cash?"''



->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''

to:

->''"'I'm here ->''"If you ever decide to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that well counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with parents. I three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't know why..."''leave... Like that, okay?"''



->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''

to:

->''"Psychologically ->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is fascinating, doesn't it peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''



->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''

to:

->''"Hey, ->'' "Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like... Whoa! I'm well aware of how lucky eleven hundred years old here. I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in had trouble adjusting to the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half idea of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''Lutherans."''



!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''

to:

!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now.
!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football.
"''



->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''

to:

->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point ->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street.well with parents. I don't know why..."''



->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''

to:

->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep ->''"Psychologically this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer.is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''



->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''

to:

->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's ->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''


Added DiffLines:


!Tara Maclay:
->''"Well, she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass."''
----


!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''
----
->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''
----
->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''
----
20th Jan '16 1:45:00 PM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message




!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''

to:

\n\n!Xander Harris:\n->''"The, uh, fire's ->''"I'm not cooperating. It's comforting to know stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''stealing?"''





!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''
----





!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change."''

to:

\n\n!Rupert Giles:\n->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least ->''"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you didn't do, the way you think, the way you move... I get knocked out for excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a change.man. I just thought you might wanna know."''



->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''

to:

->''"I bet ->''"You missed the death rate keeps point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rent down.rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy... I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions-barred need... If you're ready for that... Then think about what you're about to lose."''



->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''

to:

->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change.
"''




!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing."''

to:

\n!Spike:\n->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''



->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep."''

to:

->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep.watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''



->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''

to:

->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.
!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.
"''



->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''

to:

->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You ->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard will make your neck my chalice and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair.drink deep."''



->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''

to:

->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day ->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a turn she's there! That nasty little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second face, that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did.bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''




!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''

to:

\n!Dawn Summers:\n->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach ->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me some of guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the things they do together. And-and then she got whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really quiet hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and made me go upstairs.I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''



->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''

to:

->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm ->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not going only to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a book sometime.little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''



->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''

to:

->''"Touch me ->''(to Riley) "Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and my sister's gonna kill you!"''not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent... No, you got the better deal."''



!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"''

to:

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm
!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is
so pleased. Can much cooler than slaying. I trade in told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the children for more cash?"''things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''




!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football."''

to:

\n!Riley Finn: \n->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football.->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''



->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''

to:

->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''



->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''

to:

->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them
!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade
in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''the children for more cash?"''



->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''

to:

->''"Hey, I'm well aware ->''"If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know? Big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's those clocks that counts down like nobody else a bomb in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of me is just on fire, going crazy if colored wires, and I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this sure which is the one. But she doesn't love me"''right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?"''




!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''

to:

\n!Minor Characters:\n->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''



->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''

to:

->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street.
!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football.
"''



->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''

to:

->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If ->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer.don't know why..."''



->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''

to:

->'''Cecily:''' ''"I ->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me.experiments on them? Just me then."''


Added DiffLines:

->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''
----

!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''
----
->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''
----
->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''
----
20th Jan '16 1:23:11 PM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message


[[/folder]]

to:

[[/folder]][[/folder]]

[[folder:Season Five]]
!Buffy Summers:
->''"And you're sure this isn't just some fan boy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat."''
----
->''"You think I donít watch your movies? You always come back."''
----
->''"Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad... you suck."''
----
->''"Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from "A" to "Z" - from ax to ... zee other ax."''
----
->''"I so don't want to deal with Spike right now. The guy is really starting to bug me in that special 'I want to shove something wooden through his heart' kind of way."''
----
->''"You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one. Q from Bond, not Star Trek."''
----
->''(to a vampire) "I've always wanted piano lessons. So really... who's surprised we've got this unexpressed rage? But honestly, I think I express mine better. Tell you what... you find yourself a good anger management class, and I'll jam this pokey wood stick through your heart."''
----
->''"Look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package. But I want mine to be a long time from now. Like a Cheeto."''
----
->"You got her a book on spells? The girl who can break things by just looking at them, now has a book to teach her to break things by looking at 'em?"''
----

!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness."''
----
->''"Am I late? Did I miss any exposition?"''
----
->"Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus. Except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish."''
----


!Xander Harris:
->''"The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman."''
----
->''"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey."''
----
->''"Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place ... Buffy you've been to Hell. They had one bedrooms, right?"''
----
->''"So you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "We told you so" Symphony?"''
----


!Rupert Giles:
->''"Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change."''
----
->''"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."''
----
->''"I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."''
----

!Spike:
->''"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing."''
----
->''"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep."''
----
->''"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face, that bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude."''
----
->''"Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess...you won't kill me? Wooo...the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. Outstandingly original. I'm just passing through, satisfied. You know I really hope so, God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and...and you have stupid hair."''
----
->''The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second - the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."''
----

!Dawn Summers:
->''"She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."''
----
->''"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Jeez, crack a book sometime."''
----
->''"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you!"''
----

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Ohh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"''
----

!Riley Finn:
->''"Uh..Buffy slayed the football."''
----
->''"'I'm here to violate your firstborn'... never really goes over that well with parents. I don't know why..."''
----
->''"Psychologically this is fascinating, doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? Just me then."''
----
->''"Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"''
----

!Minor Characters:
->'''Dracula:''' ''"You are strange and off-putting. Go now."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"The second you even point that thing at her you're gonna be all ... 'Ahhh!' and then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street."''
----
->'''Angel:''' ''"You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That ... or the Slayer."''
----
->'''Cecily:''' ''"I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."''
----
->'''Joyce Summers:''' ''"I'd rip it in half and stick it in bed with me."''
----
20th Jan '16 1:02:30 PM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message



!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."''

to:

\n!Willow Rosenberg:\n->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had ->''"So ... I guess I'm starting to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a different place than it started out in.Chosen One ... and her friends."''



->''(on the phone to Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"''

to:

->''(on ->''"This isn't your business. It's mine. You, The Initiative, the phone suits in the Pentagon... You're all messing with primeval forces you can't begin to Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"''understand. I'm the Slayer. And you're playing on my turf."''



->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has a reflection. So, big plus there."''

to:

->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has ->''"But what else could I expect from a reflection. So, big plus there.bunch of low-rent, no account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums yes! I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care! Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men with your groping and spitting, all groin, no brain, three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! With your ... sales."''



->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."''

to:

->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, ->''"I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you need to think about not-Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones. Now give me back my friends."''



->''"How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?"''

to:

->''"How come
!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon;
you didn't tell me I look really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?"''force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."''



->''(to Riley) "Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun."''

to:

->''(to Riley) "Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you ->''(on the phone to death with Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun."''little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"''



->''"Bunch of Wanna-Blessed-Bes. You know, nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones."''

to:

->''"Bunch of Wanna-Blessed-Bes. You know, nowadays every girl with ->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.reflection. So, big plus there."''




!Xander Harris:
->''"Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke. They took her stuff, and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans."''

to:

\n!Xander Harris: \n->''"Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke. They took her stuff, and now she wants us ->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have think about not-Parker. He's no tans.good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."''



->''"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, can we forget that?"''

to:

->''"Buffy, ->''"How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, can we forget that?"''shirt?"''



->''"Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''

to:

->''"Basically, ->''(to Riley) "Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this earth will make me tell beat you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun."''



->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them the kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero."''

to:

->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly ->''"Bunch of Wanna-Blessed-Bes. You know, nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them the kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero.ones."''



->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat the penis! ... Too loud, very unseemly."''

to:

->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat ->''"Must be programmed to self-decrypt at a certain point. That is so annoying! I-It's like somebody blurting out the penis! ... Too loud, very unseemly.answer to a riddle just when you've... I mean, yippee! We have the information."''



->''"No studying? Damn. Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?"''

to:

->''"No studying? Damn. Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with ->''"You're blackmailing the government! In a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?"''patriotic way..."''



->''"Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face. Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last."''

to:

->''"Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has
!Xander Harris:
->''"Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke. They took her stuff, and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have
no face. Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last.tans."''



->''"Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"''

to:

->''"Can we come rocketing back ->''"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the part about me and my new syphilis?"''dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, can we forget that?"''



->''"That's it! I am way past through with you! Hate to break it to you, O Impotent One, but you're not the Big Bad any more. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space. My space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny, white bum, and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something... You're not even worth it."''

to:

->''"That's it! ->''"Basically, I am way past through with you! Hate to break it to you, O Impotent One, but you're not got as far as Oxnard and the Big Bad any more. You're not engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space. My space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny, white bum, male strippers called in sick and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to no power on this earth will make me tell you something... You're not even worth it."''the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''




!Rupert Giles:
->''"Don't taunt the fear demon."''

to:

\n!Rupert Giles:\n->''"Don't taunt ->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them the fear demon.kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero."''



->''"I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse."''

to:

->''"I'm so ->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat the penis! ... Too loud, very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.unseemly."''



->''"It's the end of the world."''

to:

->''"It's the end of the world."''->''"No studying? Damn. Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?"''




!Oz:
->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."''

to:

\n!Oz:\n->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.->''"Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face. Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last."''




!Anya Jenkins:
->''"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."''

to:

\n!Anya Jenkins:\n->''"I like you. You're funny ->''"Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."''my new syphilis?"''



->''"Soon he'll be sweating. I'm imagining having sex with him again."''

to:

->''"Soon he'll be sweating. ->''"That's it! I am way past through with you! Hate to break it to you, O Impotent One, but you're not the Big Bad any more. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space. My space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny, white bum, and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm imagining having sex with him again.here to tell you something... You're not even worth it."''



->''"To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."''

to:

->''"To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.->''"Spike's working for Adam? After all we've done - Nah. I can't even act surprised."''





!Riley Finn:
->''"The problem is, what kind of girl's gonna go out with a guy who's acting all Joe Regular by day, and turns Demon Hunter by night?"''

to:

\n\n!Riley Finn:\n->''"The problem is, what kind of girl's gonna go out with ->''"It's a guy who's acting all Joe Regular shame that I never got to tell you how happy I am that you were eaten by day, and turns Demon Hunter by night?"''a giant snake."''



->''"She's good at what she does. And she has the truest soul I've ever known."''

to:

->''"She's good at what she does. And she has the truest soul I've ever known.->''"Sometimes I think about two women doin' a spell ... and then I do a spell by myself."''



!Spike:
->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you."''

to:

!Spike:
->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you.
!Rupert Giles:
->''"Don't taunt the fear demon.
"''



->''"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more."''

to:

->''"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more.impending apocalypse."''



->''"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them. End of story."

to:

->''"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history ->''"It's the end of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them. End of story."world."''



->''"Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture."''

to:

->''"Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.
!Oz:
->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.
"''



->''"Whatís this? Sitting around watching the telly while thereís evil still afoot? Thatís not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, canít go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Letís find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Letís annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Letís fight that evil! Letís kill something! Oh, come on!"''

to:

->''"Whatís this? Sitting around watching the telly while thereís evil still afoot? Thatís not very industrious of
!Anya Jenkins:
->''"I like
you. I say we go out there You're funny and kick a little demon ass! What, canít go without you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Letís find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Letís annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Letís fight that evil! Letís kill something! Oh, come on!"''clothing now."''




!Professor Maggie Walsh:
->''"You know the rules. You know I hate exceptions, and yet somehow, you feel your exception is exceptional. It is. To you. But since I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class. If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back. It's not my job to coddle my students."''

to:

\n!Professor Maggie Walsh:\n->''"You know the rules. You know I hate exceptions, and yet somehow, you feel your exception is exceptional. It is. To you. But since ->''"Soon he'll be sweating. I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class. If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back. It's not my job to coddle my students."'' imagining having sex with him again."''



!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple."''

to:

!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes
->''"To commemorate a past event, you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."''



->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks."''

to:

->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks.->''"Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion."''



->'''Parker Abrams:''' '' "The difference between a freshman girl and a toilet seat is that the toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it." (Riley punches him)''

to:

->'''Parker Abrams:''' '' "The difference between

!Riley Finn:
->''"The problem is, what kind of girl's gonna go out with
a freshman girl guy who's acting all Joe Regular by day, and a toilet seat is that the toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it." (Riley punches him)''turns Demon Hunter by night?"''



->''"She's good at what she does. And she has the truest soul I've ever known."''
----
->''"We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think."''
----

!Spike:
->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you."''
----
->''"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more."''
----
->''"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them. End of story."
----
->''"Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture."''
----
->''"Whatís this? Sitting around watching the telly while thereís evil still afoot? Thatís not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, canít go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Letís find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Letís annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Letís fight that evil! Letís kill something! Oh, come on!"''
----
->''"My point is, the Beatles were a very powerful group. It's not a stretch to say that they pretty much ruled the world. When the group broke up, everybody blamed poor Yoko. The truth is, the group broke itself up. She just happened to be there."''
----

!Tara Maclay:
->''"You think you know what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun."''
----

!Professor Maggie Walsh:
->''"You know the rules. You know I hate exceptions, and yet somehow, you feel your exception is exceptional. It is. To you. But since I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class. If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back. It's not my job to coddle my students."''
----

!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks."''
----
->'''Parker Abrams:''' '' "The difference between a freshman girl and a toilet seat is that the toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it." (Riley punches him)''
----



----

to:

--------
->'''The Cheese Man:''' ''"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."''
----
[[/folder]]
20th Jan '16 8:56:50 AM tropermorgan1234
Is there an issue? Send a Message



!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."''

to:

\n!Willow Rosenberg:\n->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and ->''"A flare gun? Xander, if I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."''find Spike I'm staking him, not signaling ships at sea!"''



->''(on the phone to Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"''

to:

->''(on ->''"And the phone to Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, thing is, I think she's feeling a little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So my evil like I told her like my men. Evil. You know, 'straight up, black hat, tied to come see you, 'kay?"''the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis' bad. Not all mixed up with guilt and the destruction of an indigenous culture."''



->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has a reflection. So, big plus there."''

to:

->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has a reflection. So, big plus there.->''"Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you want to be 'William the Bloody' or just 'Spike'? Cause... either way, it's going to look majorly weird."''



->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."''

to:

->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."''->''"Spike lips! Lips of Spike!"''



->''"How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?"''

to:

->''"How come you didn't tell me I look ->''"I thought a professional demon chaser like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?"''yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma the."''




!Xander Harris:
->''"Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke. They took her stuff, and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans."''

to:

\n!Xander Harris: \n->''"Some friends of Buffy's played ->''"Fun? The last person I know that believed that is in a funny joke. They took her stuff, and coma right now because she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.had so much fun on the job."''



->''"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, can we forget that?"''

to:

->''"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to ->''"Your eyes. You're the dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get only person in the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, world that can we forget that?"''look that annoyed with me."''



->''"Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''

to:

->''"Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and
!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here,
the engine fell out of energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my car, and mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that was literally. So, I sentence ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as a different place than it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''started out in."''



->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them the kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero."''

to:

->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them ->''(on the kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark phone to Giles) "I just talked to Buffy, and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, yeah, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero."''think she's feeling a little ... insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"''



->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat the penis! ... Too loud, very unseemly."''

to:

->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat the penis! ... Too loud, very unseemly.->''"Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out, has a reflection. So, big plus there."''




!Rupert Giles:
->''"Don't taunt the fear demon."''

to:

\n!Rupert Giles:\n->''"Don't taunt ->''"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the fear demon.mind is stronger than the penis."''




!Oz:
->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."''

to:

\n!Oz:\n->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."''->''"How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?"''




!Anya Jenkins:
->''"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."''

to:

\n!Anya Jenkins:\n->''"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous ->''(to Riley) "Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun."''




!Spike:
->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you."''

to:

\n!Spike:\n->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you.->''"Bunch of Wanna-Blessed-Bes. You know, nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones."''



!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple."''

to:

!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.
!Xander Harris:
->''"Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke. They took her stuff, and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
"''



->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks."''

to:

->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks."''->''"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger.' No wait, hold on. 'Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.' Hold on, no, umm, 'First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...'okay, can we forget that?"''


Added DiffLines:

->''"Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club' for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?"''
----
->''"Buffy, I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, faced some scary things, among them the kitchen at 'The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.' Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero."''
----
->''"Pfff--Nothing can defeat the penis! ... Too loud, very unseemly."''
----
->''"No studying? Damn. Next thing you'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?"''
----
->''"Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face. Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last."''
----
->''"Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"''
----
->''"That's it! I am way past through with you! Hate to break it to you, O Impotent One, but you're not the Big Bad any more. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space. My space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny, white bum, and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something... You're not even worth it."''
----

!Rupert Giles:
->''"Don't taunt the fear demon."''
----
->''"I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse."''
----
->''"It's the end of the world."''
----

!Oz:
->''"Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."''
----

!Anya Jenkins:
->''"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not ... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."''
----
->''"Soon he'll be sweating. I'm imagining having sex with him again."''
----
->''"To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."''
----


!Riley Finn:
->''"The problem is, what kind of girl's gonna go out with a guy who's acting all Joe Regular by day, and turns Demon Hunter by night?"''
----
->''"She's good at what she does. And she has the truest soul I've ever known."''
----

!Spike:
->''(to Harmony) "I love syphilis more than you."''
----
->''"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more."''
----
->''"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them. End of story."
----
->''"Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture."''
----
->''"Whatís this? Sitting around watching the telly while thereís evil still afoot? Thatís not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, canít go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Letís find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Letís annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Letís fight that evil! Letís kill something! Oh, come on!"''
----

!Professor Maggie Walsh:
->''"You know the rules. You know I hate exceptions, and yet somehow, you feel your exception is exceptional. It is. To you. But since I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class. If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back. It's not my job to coddle my students."''
----
!Minor Characters:
->'''Sunday:''' ''"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple."''
----
->'''Harmony:''' ''"Being a vampire sucks."''
----
->'''Parker Abrams:''' '' "The difference between a freshman girl and a toilet seat is that the toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it." (Riley punches him)''
----
->'''Ethan Rayne:''' ''"I've got to learn to just do the damage and leave town. It's the "stay and gloat" that gets me every time."''
----
This list shows the last 10 events of 87. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Quotes.BuffytheVampireSlayer