History Quotes / BuffytheVampireSlayer

24th Mar '18 7:15:44 PM MasterFuzzy
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->'''Jesse McNally:''' ''"OkayÖ Letís deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldnít get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. Iím a new man!"''

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->'''Jesse McNally:''' [=McNally=]:''' ''"OkayÖ Letís deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldnít get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. Iím a new man!"''
28th Dec '17 3:14:36 AM Greghero
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->'''Jesse McNally:''' ''"OkayÖ Letís deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldnít get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. Iím a new man!"''




!Minor Characters:
->'''Jesse McNally:''' ''"OkayÖ Letís deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldnít get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. Iím a new man!"''
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9th Jan '17 11:02:34 PM Kalaong
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->''"This world is older than any of you know, and contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin in a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the earth, made it their home, their hell. In time, they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals. For man. What remains of the Old Ones are vestiges: certain magicks, certain creatures..."''

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->''"This world is older than any of you know, and contrary know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin in as a paradise. For untold eons, eons demons walked the earth, Earth. They made it their home, their... their hell. In time, Hell. But in time they lost their purchase on this reality, and the reality. The way was made for mortal animals. For animals, for, for man. What All that remains of the Old Ones old ones are vestiges: vestiges, certain magicks, certain creatures..."''
24th Nov '16 4:50:52 PM Kalaong
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->''"Forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's [=LaVelle= ], and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."''

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->''"Forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's [=LaVelle= ], [=LaVelle=], and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."''
24th Nov '16 4:48:46 PM Kalaong
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->''"This world is older than any of you know, and contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin in a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the earth, made it their home, their hell. In time, they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals. For man. What remains of the Old Ones are vestiges: certain magicks, certain creatures..."''
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23rd Nov '16 8:44:01 PM Jhonny
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->''"Forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."''

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->''"Forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's LaVelle, [=LaVelle= ], and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."''
13th Mar '16 5:43:23 PM tsstevens
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->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''

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->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's ]]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''
13th Mar '16 5:43:00 PM tsstevens
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->''"[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Okay...]what's the [[HilariousInHindsight sitch?]]"''
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[[folder:Season Six]]
!Buffy Summers:
->''"Is this hell?"''
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->''"I was happy. Wherever I was ... I was happy ...at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time...didn't mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I ... I don't understand theology or dimensions, any of it really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I've lost. They can never know. Never."''
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->''"It's pieces of paper sent by bureaucrats we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world. Which is too bad, you know, 'cause that I'm really good at."''
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->''"Are you in the wrong line? That's for deposits, that's for withdrawals, and this one... Is for getting kicked in the face."''
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->''"Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the Magic Shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker."''
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->''"I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies."''
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->'' "A vampire with a soul? Oh my God... how lame is that?"''
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!Willow Rosenberg:
->''"I think this line's mostly filler."''
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!Xander Harris:
->''"Demons. Ah, well, there's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us."''
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!Rupert Giles:
->''"Mist, cemetery, Halloween... This should end well."''
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!Spike:
->''"Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea."''
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->''"Uh, I do remember what I said. The promise...to protect her. If I'd have done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I save you."''
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->''"You want me to take them out? Give me a hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little."''
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->''"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... bloody hell... sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks... oh, god. I'm English!"''
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->''"I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the helpless. I'm a vampire with a soul."''
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->''"Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate for a Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."''
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->''"Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic mid-life crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."''
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!Anya Jenkins:
->''"Already been looted! Sorry! Try the appliance store down the block! They've got great toasters!''
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->''"The jet-lag from hell has gotta be, you know, jet-lag from hell."''
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->''"Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel. God! I hate this! This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do-and I'm closer to it!"''
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->''"It has to be stopped. It was like we were being watched, like there was a wall missing from our apartment. Like there were only three walls and not a fourth one."''
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->''"Dawn may have had the wrong idea in summoning this creature. But I've seen some of these underworld child-bride deals, and they never end well. Maybe once."''
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!Dawn Summers:
->''"I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's 'Mmm-Fashnik'. Like 'Mmm... Cookies!'."''
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!Tara Maclay:
->''"I'm not really much for the timber."''
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!The Trio:
->'''Jonathan:''' ''"Stop touching my magic bone!"''
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->'''Andrew:''' ''"Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!"''
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!Minor Characters:
->'''Buffybot:''' ''"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo."''
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