History Quotes / BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth

19th Apr '15 12:06:46 PM 102372
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-->'''Buffy''' ''[to Giles]''

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-->'''Buffy''' -->--'''Buffy''' ''[to Giles]''



-->'''Angel'''

to:

-->'''Angel'''
-->--'''Angel'''



-->'''Buffy'''

to:

-->'''Buffy'''
-->--'''Buffy'''



-->'''Buffy''' ''[to Vampire]''

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-->'''Buffy''' -->--'''Buffy''' ''[to Vampire]''
19th Apr '15 12:06:00 PM 102372
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->''It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going "ooh"?]]''

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->''It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has blood's been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going "ooh"?]]''
19th Apr '15 12:05:30 PM 102372
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->''"I kind of had a problem with the math."\\
"Which part?"\\
"[[AllOfThem The math]]."''
-->'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''

->''"The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is Buffy]]?"''\\
[walking by] ''"[[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]]."''
-->Girls in locker room

->'''Cordelia''': Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.\\
'''Buffy''': Dead?\\
'''Cordelia''': ''Totally'' dead. ''Way'' dead.\\
'''Xander''': So, not just [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little dead]], then.

->''"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?]]''"
-->'''Buffy''' to '''Giles'''

->''"Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--"\\
"...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil {{blah blah|blah}}. I've heard it, okay?"''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"Something's coming, something, something... something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!"\\
"Gee, can you [[VaguenessIsComing vague that up for me]]?"''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"You're standing at the mouth of hell. And it's about to open."''

to:

->''"I ->'''Xander:''' I kind of had a problem with the math."\\
"Which part?"\\
"[[AllOfThem The math]]."''
-->'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''

->''"The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is Buffy]]?"''\\
[walking by] ''"[[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]]."''
-->Girls in locker room

->'''Cordelia''': Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.
\\
'''Buffy''': '''Willow:''' Which part?\\
'''Xander:''' [[AllOfThem The math]].

->'''Girl #1:''' The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is "Buffy"]]?\\
'''Girl #2:''' ''[walking by]'' [[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]].

->'''Cordelia:''' Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.\\
'''Buffy:'''
Dead?\\
'''Cordelia''': '''Cordelia:''' ''Totally'' dead. ''Way'' dead.\\
'''Xander''': '''Xander:''' So, not just [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little dead]], then.

->''"It's ->''It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?]]''"
going "ooh"?]]''
-->'''Buffy''' to '''Giles'''

->''"Into
''[to Giles]''

->'''Giles:''' Into
each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--"\\
"...
the--\\
'''Buffy:''' ...
the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil {{blah blah|blah}}. I've heard it, okay?"''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"Something's
okay?

->'''Giles:''' Something's
coming, something, something... something...something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!"\\
"Gee,
Soon!\\
'''Buffy:''' Gee,
can you [[VaguenessIsComing vague that up for me]]?"''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"You're
me]]?

->''You're
standing at the mouth of hell.Hell. And it's about to open."''''



->''"{{Who are you}}?"\\
"Let's just say... [[MysteriousProtector I'm a friend]]."\\
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend."\\
"I didn't say I was ''yours''."''
-->'''Buffy''' and '''Angel'''

->[holding an outfit in front of herself] ''"Hi, I'm an enormous slut!'' [holds another outfit in front of herself] ''Hello, would you like a copy of ''The Watchtower?'''' [sighs] ''I used to be so good at this."''

to:

->''"{{Who ->'''Buffy:''' {{Who are you}}?"\\
"Let's
you}}?\\
'''Angel:''' Let's
just say... say...[[MysteriousProtector I'm a friend]]."\\
"Yeah,
\\
'''Buffy:''' Yeah,
well, maybe I don't need a friend."\\
"I
\\
'''Angel:''' I
didn't say I was ''yours''."''
-->'''Buffy''' and '''Angel'''

''yours''.

->[holding an outfit a skimpy black dress in front of herself] ''"Hi, I'm an enormous slut!'' slut!"'' [holds another outfit a blue floral dress in front of herself] ''Hello, ''"Hello, would you like a copy of ''The Watchtower?'''' Watchtower''?"'' [sighs] ''I used to be so good at this."''''



->''"Are you going out tonight?"\\
"Yeah, I'm going to a club."\\
"Oh. Will there be boys there?"\\
"No, Mom. [[AskAStupidQuestion It's a nun club]]."''
-->'''Joyce''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living - [[LastSecondWordSwap I mean, lively]]...people."\\
"Okay. You have fun."''
-->'''Buffy''' and '''Joyce'''

->''"I thought Xander was going to show up."\\
"Oh, are you guys going out?"\\
"No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."\\
"How come?"\\
"He stole my Barbie. [{{beat}}] Oh, we were five."''
-->'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."\\
"You really ''haven't'' been dating lately."''
-->'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\
"You're like [[MrExposition a textbook with arms]]. I ''know'' this."''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like [=DeBarge=]."''
-->'''Buffy''' to Vampire

to:

->''"Are ->'''Joyce:''' Are you going out tonight?"\\
"Yeah,
tonight?\\
'''Buffy:''' Yeah,
I'm going to a club."\\
"Oh.
\\
'''Joyce:''' Oh.
Will there be boys there?"\\
"No,
there?\\
'''Buffy:''' No,
Mom. [[AskAStupidQuestion It's a nun club]]."''
-->'''Joyce''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"From
club]].

->'''Buffy:''' From
now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living - [[LastSecondWordSwap living--[[LastSecondWordSwap I mean, lively]]...people."\\
"Okay.
\\
'''Joyce:''' Okay.
You have fun."''
-->'''Buffy''' and '''Joyce'''

->''"I
fun.

->'''Willow:''' I
thought Xander was going to show up."\\
"Oh,
\\
'''Buffy:''' Oh,
are you guys going out?"\\
"No,
out?\\
'''Willow:''' No,
we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."\\
"How come?"\\
"He
\\
'''Buffy:''' How come?\\
'''Willow:''' He
stole my Barbie. [{{beat}}] ''[{{beat}}]'' Oh, we were five."''
-->'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"I
five.

->'''Willow:''' I
think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."\\
"You
\\
'''Buffy:''' You
really ''haven't'' been dating lately."''
-->'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"A
lately.

->'''Giles:''' A
vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\
"You're
\\
'''Buffy:''' You're
like [[MrExposition a textbook with arms]]. I ''know'' this."''
-->'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''

->''"Okay,
this.

->''Okay,
first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like [=DeBarge=]."''
''
-->'''Buffy''' to Vampire
''[to Vampire]''



-->[-Visit unabridged version [[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth}} HERE]].-]

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-->[-Visit unabridged version [[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth}} [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth HERE]].-]
11th Jan '12 9:02:09 PM johnnyfog
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->"I kind of had a problem with the math."\\

to:

->"I ->''"I kind of had a problem with the math."\\



"[[AllOfThem The math]]."

to:

"[[AllOfThem The math]].""''



->"The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is Buffy]]?"\\
[walking by] "[[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]]."

to:

->"The ->''"The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is Buffy]]?"\\
Buffy]]?"''\\
[walking by] "[[HypocriticalHumor ''"[[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]].""''



->"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?]]"

to:

->"It's ->''"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?]]"'Ooh'?]]''"



->"Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--"\\
"...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil {{blah blah|blah}}. I've heard it, okay?"

to:

->"Into ->''"Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--"\\
"...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil {{blah blah|blah}}. I've heard it, okay?"okay?"''



->"Something's coming, something, something... something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!"\\
"Gee, can you [[VaguenessIsComing vague that up for me]]?"

to:

->"Something's ->''"Something's coming, something, something... something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!"\\
"Gee, can you [[VaguenessIsComing vague that up for me]]?"me]]?"''



->"You're standing at the mouth of hell. And it's about to open."

to:

->"You're ->''"You're standing at the mouth of hell. And it's about to open.""''



->"{{Who are you}}?"\\

to:

->"{{Who ->''"{{Who are you}}?"\\



"I didn't say I was ''yours''."

to:

"I didn't say I was ''yours''.""''



->[holding an outfit in front of herself] "Hi, I'm an enormous slut! [holds another outfit in front of herself] Hello, would you like a copy of ''The Watchtower?'' [sighs] I used to be so good at this."

to:

->[holding an outfit in front of herself] "Hi, ''"Hi, I'm an enormous slut! slut!'' [holds another outfit in front of herself] Hello, ''Hello, would you like a copy of ''The Watchtower?'' Watchtower?'''' [sighs] I ''I used to be so good at this.""''



->"Are you going out tonight?"\\

to:

->"Are ->''"Are you going out tonight?"\\



"No, Mom. [[AskAStupidQuestion It's a nun club]]."

to:

"No, Mom. [[AskAStupidQuestion It's a nun club]].""''



->"From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living - [[LastSecondWordSwap I mean, lively]]...people."\\
"Okay. You have fun."

to:

->"From ->''"From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living - [[LastSecondWordSwap I mean, lively]]...people."\\
"Okay. You have fun.""''



->"I thought Xander was going to show up."\\

to:

->"I ->''"I thought Xander was going to show up."\\



"He stole my Barbie. [{{beat}}] Oh, we were five."

to:

"He stole my Barbie. [{{beat}}] Oh, we were five.""''



->"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."\\
"You really ''haven't'' been dating lately."

to:

->"I ->''"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."\\
"You really ''haven't'' been dating lately.""''



->"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\
"You're like [[MrExposition a textbook with arms]]. I ''know'' this."

to:

->"A ->''"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\
"You're like [[MrExposition a textbook with arms]]. I ''know'' this.""''



->"Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like [=DeBarge=]."

to:

->"Okay, ->''"Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like [=DeBarge=].""''
10th Jan '12 10:31:17 PM johnnyfog
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->"I thought Xander was going to show up. Buffy: Oh, are you guys going out?"\\

to:

->"I thought Xander was going to show up. Buffy: Oh, "\\
"Oh,
are you guys going out?"\\



-->'''Buffy''' and '''Willow'''

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-->'''Buffy''' -->'''Willow''' and '''Willow'''
'''Buffy'''
10th Jan '12 10:26:43 PM johnnyfog
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->"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?"

to:

->"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?"'Ooh'?]]"
8th Jan '12 12:02:04 PM johnnyfog
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-->[-Visit unabridged version [[{{/Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth}} HERE]].-]

to:

-->[-Visit unabridged version [[{{/Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth}} [[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth}} HERE]].-]
8th Jan '12 12:01:01 PM johnnyfog
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"The math."

to:

"The math."[[AllOfThem The math]]."



"Let's just say... I'm a friend."\\

to:

"Let's just say... [[MysteriousProtector I'm a friend.friend]]."\\
8th Jan '12 11:59:22 AM johnnyfog
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->"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\

to:

->"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."\\ "\\
8th Jan '12 11:59:09 AM johnnyfog
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"No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."\\

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"No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."\\ "\\
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