History Quotes / BrotherSisteRIncest

->'''Rimmer:''' Well, I'd have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desires, had an illicit liaison. A liaison that an unforgiving society would not accept. And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.\\
'''Lister:''' What are you saying?\\
'''Rimmer:''' I'm saying, Lister, that there's a very real possibility that your parents were brother and sister.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "The Last Day"

->''"If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids… they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! [Homer imagines the freakish kids] Aaah!"''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ("Lady Bouvier's Lover")

->'''Jessica:''' Yeah the Cullens are all together, like ''together'' together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.\\
'''Angela:''' Jess, they're ''not actually related''.\\
'''Jessica:''' Yeah, but they live together. It's weird.
-->-- ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''

->'''Caligula:''' To tell you the truth, I couldn't give a damn about Drusus and Nero.\\
'''Claudius:''' But they're your brothers.\\
'''Caligula:''' Yes, I know. But then you don't like Aunt Livilla and she is your sister. Now I ''love'' my sisters, uncle.\\
'''Claudius:''' Yes, I know...
-->-- ''Series/IClaudius''

->''"I am what you would call a troubled young lady. I am going to explain myself so there won't be any misunderstandings. I am not troubled with the fact that I love my own brother. I seriously love Mikiya to the point where I can't believe it myself. I got adopted by my uncle, entered a boarding school in Reien, and lived away from Mikiya so that he would forget about me being his younger sister."''
-->-- '''Azaka Kokuto''', ''Literature/TheGardenOfSinners''

->'''Leia:''' Luke's my brother.\\
'''Han:''' Then why were you always kissing?
-->-- ''One Man Star Wars''

->'''[[Franchise/StarWars Princess Leia]]:''' I kissed my brother once.\\
'''[[Series/GameOfThrones Cersei Lannister]]:''' That's cute.
-->-- ''[[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a2/28/96/a228966c3243ab18015845a09f57dd1f.jpg Online meme]]''

->''"You fucked your sister! You little pervert!"''
-->-- '''Atia''', ''Series/{{Rome}}''

->'''Kyousuke:''' The concept of love between siblings is accepted as a legitimate theme under official publishers! Is there any difference between them? No. New stories, old ones, they're all the same!\\
'''Ayase:''' W-what are you doing, dragging gods into our story!?\\
'''Kyousuke:''' Love between siblings has always been an inherited story, ever since the era that humans first appeared!!
-->-- ''Literature/{{Oreimo}}''

->''"It wouldn't be a traditional Norfolk wedding without a speech from the father of the bride and groom."''
-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''Series/MockTheWeek''

->''"But then why is it so terrible for me to be with the girl I love? Everyone else is permitted to have what they want, express their love as they please, without fear of harassment, ostracism, persecution, or even the law. Even emotionally abusive, adulterous relationships are often tolerated, despite the harm they cause others. In our progressive, permissive society, all these harmful, unhealthy types of "love" are allowed--but not ours. I can think of no other kind of love that is so totally rejected, even though ours is so deep, passionate, caring, and strong that forcing us apart would cause us unimaginable pain. We are being punished by the world for just one simple reason: for having been produced by the same woman."''
-->-- '''Lochan Whitely''', ''Literature/{{Forbidden}}''

->''"Your father is your brother,\\
Your sister is your mother,\\
You all fuck one another - \\
The Norfolk family!"''
-->-- [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Football chant]] directed by the other side's fans at followers of [[UsefulNotes/EastAnglia Norwich City F.C.]] Sung to the tune of ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'' theme song.

->''Note that it is entirely possible that your younger sister may develop one of [[HaremGenre these tropes]], usually either the GenkiGirl, the {{Kuudere}} or the {{Tsundere}}. This used to be a very rare occurrence, but in the last decade, it has become much more common, something many scientists are attributing to global climate change. If this happens to you, you need to remember one key thing above all else: '''DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER! SHE'S YOUR SISTER!''' Now, you may discover that your sister is [[NotBloodRelated adopted]]. She may actually be your [[FlirtyStepsiblings stepsister]] or your [[KissingCousins cousin]]. In such special circumstances, STILL DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER, [[YouBastard YOU DEGENERATE GARBAGE HUMAN BEING!]] Jesus H. Christ, [[UnwantedHarem there are half a dozen beautiful, not-related-to-you-at-all women in your life right now!]] What's wrong with you?!''
-->--'''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FmtiDbg4xY How to Survive a Harem Anime]]''

->''"My brother and sister should fuck."''
-->--'''Pavi Largo''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''

-> ''"I opened the door. There were no lights on, but there was moonlight and my eyes were adjusted to the low light level. They were in bed together, sheet pulled up, and Donald was simultaneously protecting his sister against all dangers with his strong right arm around her while pretending hard that she was not there at all and that he was just waiting for a streetcar - and my heart went out to him."''
-->-- '''Maureen Johnson''', ''Literature/ToSailBeyondTheSunset''

->'''Merrill Whooly''': Betty! No, I'm in the car. I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry. She came home to spend Halloween with her brother. Is that true love or what?\\
'''Dougie Whooly''': Jenna's my girlfriend. I'm going to marry her.\\
'''Merrill''': He says he's going to marry her. I don't think they got up to the word "incest" in the third grade, yet.
-->--''Film/SatansLittleHelper''

->''"Wow, bodacious boobies, sis."''
-->--'''Billy''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''

->'''Morty''': Dream Team rides again!\\
'''Summer''': Oh yeah! We're like Luke and Leia... uh, except no kissing part. What's another famous brother-sister team?\\
'''Morty''': Hansel and Gretel?\\
'''Summer''': Yeah, right, those two were fucking.
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Star Mort Rickturn Of The Jerri"

-->--''Podcast/RiffTrax'', ''Film/AtorTheFightingEagle''

->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' The next question is, what was UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}}'s aunt's maiden name?\\
'''WesternAnimation/PorkyPig:''' W-W-Which one? H-H-Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?\\
'''Daffy:''' Hey, watch your language, bud! [[ThinkOfTheCensors We're on the air!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheDucksters''

'''Mary''': We’re brother and sister.\\
'''Hancock''': That’s a lie.\\
'''Mary''': No, I’m your sister.\\

'''Mary''': I’m your sister!\\

'''Hancock''': Sisters don’t kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night. You’re lying. Deal's off! Let’s go see how Ray feels about this.

->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' The next question is, what was UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra}}'s aunt's maiden name?\\

->'''Sunya:''' Because...we are brother and sister.

-->-- ''Literature/{{TheTwilightSaga}}''

-->-- ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

-->-- '''Azaka Kokuto''', ''LightNovel/TheGardenOfSinners''

-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Oreimo}}''

->''Note that it is entirely possible that your younger sister may develop one of these tropes, usually either the GenkiGirl, the {{Kuudere}} or the {{Tsundere}}. This used to be a very rare occurrence, but in the last decade, it has become much more common, something many scientists are attributing to global climate change. If this happens to you, you need to remember one key thing above all else: '''DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER! SHE'S YOUR SISTER!''' Now, you may discover that your sister is [[NotBloodRelated adopted]]. She may actually be your [[FlirtyStepsiblings stepsister]] or your [[KissingCousins cousin]]. In such special circumstances, STILL DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER, [[YouBastard YOU DEGENERATE GARBAGE HUMAN BEING!]] Jesus H. Christ, [[UnwantedHarem there are half a dozen beautiful, not-related-to-you-at-all women in your life right now!]] What's wrong with you?!''

->''Note that it is entirely possible that your younger sister may develop one of these tropes, usually either the genki girl, the kuudere or the tsundere. This used to be a very rare occurrence, but in the last decade, it has become much more common, something many scientists are attributing to global climate change. If this happens to you, you need to remember one key thing above all else: '''DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER! SHE'S YOUR SISTER!''' Now, you may discover that your sister is adopted. She may actually be your stepsister or your cousin. In such special circumstances, STILL DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER, YOU DEGENERATE GARBAGE HUMAN BEING! Jesus H. Christ, there are half a dozen beautiful, not-related-to-you-at-all women in your life right now! What's wrong with you?!''