History Quotes / BondOneLiner

10th Mar '17 4:57:34 PM MinisterOfSinister
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->'''Avitus:''' ''[after destroying a Falcon Grav-Tank]'' The Falcon has fallen to Earth.\\
'''Cyrus:''' Poetic, Avitus.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II''
27th Feb '17 9:53:29 PM ryanasaurus0077
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->''He disagreed with something that ate him.''

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->''He disagreed with something that ate him.'' [[LampshadeHanging (P.S. We have plenty more]] [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor jokes as good as this.)]]''
12th Feb '17 9:20:08 PM Caswin
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->'''Gruber:''' Ugh! Don't say "salt" to me! Zese mercs are so ''bland!'' Zey could use-\\
[Seras blows away Gruber and his friend, screaming.]\\
'''Seras Victoria:''' How's ''that'' for some salt?! [hesitates, then angrily grunts] ''Goddamnit!'' What's the point in comin' up with all these one-liners if'n they're all dead when I say 'em?\\
'''Vampire Nazi #3:''' [[TooDumbToLive To be fair, it wasn't really all that funny to begin with!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
13th Jan '17 2:41:55 PM Premonition45
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-->-- '''Francisco Scaramanga''', after killing his employer, Hai Fat.

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-->-- '''Francisco Scaramanga''', after After killing his employer, Hai Fat.



-->-- After freezing an engineer to death by kicking him into liquid helium.

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-->-- After freezing an engineer to death by kicking him into liquid helium.
nitrogen.


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(''beat'')\\
10th Jan '17 9:38:08 PM Premonition45
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'''James Bond''': ''[[ExactlyWhatIWasAimingAt Did I?]]'' As you said, ''such good sport.''

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'''James Bond''': ''[[ExactlyWhatIWasAimingAt ''[[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt Did I?]]'' As you said, ''such good sport.''
10th Jan '17 11:03:03 AM Premonition45
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'''James Bond''': ''Did I?''

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'''James Bond''': ''Did I?''''[[ExactlyWhatIWasAimingAt Did I?]]'' As you said, ''such good sport.''



-> ''Play it again, Sam!''

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-> ''Play ->''Play it again, Sam!''



-> ''He had no head for heights.''

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-> ''He ->''He had no head for heights.''



%%!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''

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%%!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''



%%!!Film/AViewToAKill''

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%%!!Film/AViewToAKill''!!Film/AViewToAKill''



-->-- [[CarFu After pushing Jaws into a wall with a van]].

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-->-- [[CarFu After pushing pinning Jaws into against a wall with a van]].
8th Jan '17 4:27:51 PM Premonition45
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-> ''Yes, considerably.''

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-> ''Yes, ->''Yes, considerably.''


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%%!!''Film/{{Spectre}}''


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->'''Francisco Scaramanga:''' ''Now, that's what I call solar power.''
-->-- After destroying Bond's plane with a solar-powered laser cannon.
8th Jan '17 1:20:13 PM Premonition45
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-> ''Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.''

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-> ''Do ->''Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.''



-> ''I think he got the point.''
-->-- After killing Vargas with a harpoon.

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-> ''I ->''I think he got the point.''
-->-- After killing Vargas with a harpoon.
harpoon gun.



-> ''Bon appetit!''

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-> ''Bon ->''Bon appetit!''



->''He was cut off - permanently.''
-->-- Commenting on club owner Max Kalba getting killed while answering the phone.



->''He was cut off - permanently.''
-->-- Commenting on club owner Max Kalba getting killed while answering the phone.




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->''"Thank god for hard currency."''
-->-- After surviving a stabbing attempt [[PocketProtector thanks to a wad of bills in his jacket pocket]].



->''He had a fly in his soup.''
-->-- After his French contact Aubergine gets stabbed by a poisoned butterfly puppet.



-> ''He met his Waterloo.''

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-> ''He ->''He met his Waterloo.''



->''Switch the bloody machine off!''
-->-- After dropping Dario into a grinder.



->''Switch the bloody machine off!''
-->-- After dropping Dario into a grinder.


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->'''Major Anya Amasova:''' ''[[BorrowedCatchPhrase Shaken, but not stirred]].''
-->-- [[CarFu After pushing Jaws into a wall with a van]].

!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''
->'''Vijay:''' ''Game, set, and match!''
-->-- After beating a mook by using a tennis racket. Vijay is played by [[TheDanza Vijay Amritraj]], [[CastingGag who is a professional tennis player]].
26th Dec '16 3:14:00 PM KhymChanur
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-> There were a lot of things [Vimes] could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say "Welcome to civilization!" He could have said "Laugh this one off!" He might have said "Fetch!"\\
[[SubvertedTrope But he didn't]], because if he had said any of those things, then he'd know that what he had just done was murder.

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-> There ''There were a lot of things [Vimes] could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say "Welcome to civilization!" He could have said "Laugh this one off!" He might have said "Fetch!"\\
[[SubvertedTrope
"Fetch!"''\\
''[[SubvertedTrope
But he didn't]], because if he had said any of those things, then he'd know that what he had just done was murder.''


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-> ''If he’d been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, ‘That’s what I call sorted!’ Since he wasn’t a hero, he threw up.''
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal'', after Moist killed a banshee with a mail sorting machine
20th Dec '16 11:45:57 AM ryanasaurus0077
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->'''Hugo Drax:''' At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery. Desolated, Mr. Bond?
->(''Bond slowly raises his hands, allowing his wrist-mounted dart launcher to shoot Drax'')
->'''James Bond:''' Heartbroken, Mr. Drax. (''opens airlock door'') Please, allow me. Take a giant step back for mankind.
->([[ThrownOutTheAirlock sends Drax into space]]'')

->'''Dr. Goodhead''': Where's Drax?\\

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->'''Hugo Drax:''' At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery. Desolated, Mr. Bond?
->(''Bond
Bond?\\
(''Bond
slowly raises his hands, allowing his wrist-mounted dart launcher to shoot Drax'')
->'''James
Drax'')\\
'''James
Bond:''' Heartbroken, Mr. Drax. (''opens airlock door'') Please, allow me. [[PreMortemOneLiner Take a giant step back for mankind.
->([[ThrownOutTheAirlock
mankind.]]\\
(''[[ThrownOutTheAirlock
sends Drax into space]]'')

->'''Dr.
space]]'')\\
'''Dr.
Goodhead''': Where's Drax?\\
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