History Quotes / Boatmurdered

10th Feb '15 1:30:07 AM 102372
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-->-- '''Cross Quantum''' ->I clambered to the top of the hill just west of the infamous "Boatmurdered" as the sun rose over the mountain peaks within which it slept. My first thoughts were of elation. The majestic purple peaks, covered with a noble cap of snow as streamers of windblown snow trailed off like a woman waving her scarf at a departing lover. ->Then, as I looked down excitedly my mood turned to one of dismay. The winter snows had receded already down here and the scene was... was... horrendous. The earth, the trees, the very rock face of the mountain was scorched and burnt. Feeble plants poked through the ash and soot in between the piles of... piles of... what was this? I moved off the paved road to investigate piles and piles of armor and weapons, laying around as if their diminutive owners simply crumbled to ash. Dogs and cats picked though the debris, hunting small vermin. -->-- '''Doctor Zero''' ->There are so many problems with Boatmurdered that I don't even know how to begin reversing the cycle of decay. The first thing I noticed was the smell, and I don't know what to say about it. It's... it's like an elephant's ass. Then I saw the bones, and the rotting pieces of flesh that children kick around in the streets, and the nightmare scenes carved into the walls, of dwarves and animals screaming, of monsters gorging upon children in lumps, and... things I never want to speak of. It's as if the dwarves of Boatmurdered have lost all hope. -->-- '''mariguana''' ->At this point, we have somehow managed to create '''THE''' root of evil in the dwarven universe. Here is what it must look like from the mountainhomes: ->1) Dwarves go to Boatmurdered and disappear. ->2) Lava comes out of Boatmurdered and destroys the surrounding environment no less than three times a year. ->3) A maniacal dwarven supervillian comes out of Boatmurdered and goes on a killing spree. -> Shit, there are probably entire fucking sagas that are being sung about the evil fortress of damnation known as Boatmurdered. -->-- '''xarph'''
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-->-- '''Cross -->--'''Cross Quantum''' ->I clambered to the top of the hill just west of the infamous "Boatmurdered" as the sun rose over the mountain peaks within which it slept. My first thoughts were of elation. The majestic purple peaks, covered with a noble cap of snow as streamers of windblown snow trailed off like a woman waving her scarf at a departing lover. ->Then, lover.\\ \\ Then, as I looked down excitedly my mood turned to one of dismay. The winter snows had receded already down here and the scene was... was... horrendous. The earth, the trees, the very rock face of the mountain was scorched and burnt. Feeble plants poked through the ash and soot in between the piles of... piles of... of...what was this? I moved off the paved road to investigate piles and piles of armor and weapons, laying around as if their diminutive owners simply crumbled to ash. Dogs and cats picked though the debris, hunting small vermin. -->-- '''Doctor vermin. -->--'''Doctor Zero''' ->There are so many problems with Boatmurdered that I don't even know how to begin reversing the cycle of decay. The first thing I noticed was the smell, and I don't know what to say about it. It's... it's like an elephant's ass. Then I saw the bones, and the rotting pieces of flesh that children kick around in the streets, and the nightmare scenes carved into the walls, of dwarves and animals screaming, of monsters gorging upon children in lumps, and... things I never want to speak of. It's as if the dwarves of Boatmurdered have lost all hope. -->-- '''mariguana''' -->--'''mariguana''' ->At this point, we have somehow managed to create '''THE''' root of evil in the dwarven universe. Here is what it must look like from the mountainhomes: ->1) mountainhomes:\\ 1) Dwarves go to Boatmurdered and disappear. ->2) disappear.\\ 2) Lava comes out of Boatmurdered and destroys the surrounding environment no less than three times a year. ->3) year.\\ 3) A maniacal dwarven supervillian comes out of Boatmurdered and goes on a killing spree. -> spree.\\ Shit, there are probably entire fucking sagas that are being sung about the evil fortress of damnation known as Boatmurdered. -->-- '''xarph''' -->--'''xarph'''

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-->-- '''[=StarkRavingMad=]''' ->Thus ends the official written history of the fortress known as Boatmurdered. May their tortured souls rest in peace.. -->-- '''Editor's final note: '''
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26th Dec '14 1:38:59 AM caranelen
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->Thus ends the official written history of the fortress known as Boatmurdered. May their tortured souls rest in peace.. -->-- '''Editor's final note: '''
18th Feb '14 6:21:34 PM 102372
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->So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants.\\
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->So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse ''en masse'' to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants.\\

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28th Sep '13 2:33:27 PM Callid
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->I've started [[PointlessDoomsdayDevice project 'Fuck The World,']] a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill '''all''' those fucking elephants.
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->I've started [[PointlessDoomsdayDevice [[DoomsdayDevice project 'Fuck The World,']] a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill '''all''' those fucking elephants.
19th Dec '12 10:42:51 AM Aquillion
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->The place isn't a total loss, just so long as you, you know, don't open the front door. -->-- '''[=StarkRavingMad=]'''
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