History Quotes / BlessedWithSuck

5th Sep '16 6:18:28 PM Trogdor7620
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->''"Why do I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH?!"''
-->-- '''Fix-It Felix Jr.''', ''Disney/WreckItRalph''[[note]]He was trying to break out of prison. Unfortunately, his attempts only ''repaired'' the cell.[[/note]]
17th Jul '16 11:59:48 PM Tron80
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->This strength, this power - It's been like a curse. But I refuse to be a victim anymore!
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'', ''ComicBook/RedDaughterOfKrypton''
1st Dec '15 8:10:18 AM babyhenchy1
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-->--''Series/JessicaJones'', "AKA WWJD?"

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-->--''Series/JessicaJones'', -->--''Series/JessicaJones2015'', "AKA WWJD?"
29th Nov '15 10:44:08 AM namingway
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->'''Killgrave''': HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Huh?! I never know if somebody's what they want, [[CompellingVoice or what I tell them to!]]\\

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->'''Killgrave''': HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Huh?! I never know if somebody's doing what they want, [[CompellingVoice or what I tell them to!]]\\
29th Nov '15 10:43:20 AM namingway
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->'''Killgrave''': HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Huh?! I never know if somebody's what they want, [[CompellingVoice or what I tell them to!]]\\
'''Jessica''': Oh, poor you.\\
'''Killgrave''': You have no idea. I have to ''paintakingly'' choose every word I say! I once told a man [[IWasJustJoking to go screw himself]], can you even imagine?
-->--''Series/JessicaJones'', "AKA WWJD?"
7th May '15 2:34:53 PM johnnyfog
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->''"My name is Fortune. Lucky in war, [[UnluckilyLucky and nothing else.]]"''
-->--'''Fortune''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''
3rd Mar '15 1:06:57 PM nombretomado
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->Because seriously, nobody wants to be {{Batman}}. Neal Stephenson [[Literature/SnowCrash observes the crux of the problem]]: 'Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.' The joke, of course, is that nobody does. Why? Because nobody wants a fatal disease, to move to a monastery in China, or, as is perhaps most applicable to Batman, to have their entire families wiped out. The price of ontological supremacy is just too high.

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->Because seriously, nobody wants to be {{Batman}}.Franchise/{{Batman}}. Neal Stephenson [[Literature/SnowCrash observes the crux of the problem]]: 'Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.' The joke, of course, is that nobody does. Why? Because nobody wants a fatal disease, to move to a monastery in China, or, as is perhaps most applicable to Batman, to have their entire families wiped out. The price of ontological supremacy is just too high.
2nd Feb '15 10:25:02 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Because seriously, nobody wants to be {{Batman}}. Neal Stephenson [[Literature/SnowCrash observes the crux of the problem]]: 'Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.' The joke, of course, is that nobody does. Why? Because nobody wants a fatal disease, to move to a monastery in China, or, as is perhaps most applicable to Batman, to have their entire families wiped out. The price of ontological supremacy is just too high. "''

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->''"Because ->Because seriously, nobody wants to be {{Batman}}. Neal Stephenson [[Literature/SnowCrash observes the crux of the problem]]: 'Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.' The joke, of course, is that nobody does. Why? Because nobody wants a fatal disease, to move to a monastery in China, or, as is perhaps most applicable to Batman, to have their entire families wiped out. The price of ontological supremacy is just too high. "''



->'''Andy:''' You get visions... of people about to die? [''Sam nods'']... That's impossible.
->'''Sam:''' A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
->'''Andy:''' [''pause''] But death visions? Dude, that sucks.

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->I would sell one of my kids for the ability to fly, so a red nose is no big deal. Besides, the whole point of the Rudolph story is to take pride in the things that make you different...I bet it would fuck with my sleep, though. Like, if there's a big red light bulb between your eyes all night, your sleep cycle will probably be ruined. I might go cross-eyed and developed mania due to sleep deprivation. [[FridgeHorror Eventually, I would go mad, flying around with a knife and breaking through stranger's windows, terrorizing them in the dead of night. And then I would probably be shot to death]]. Still worth it, though!
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/why-do-nba-teams-tank-so-damn-much-1674518898 Drew Magary]]'''

->'''Andy:''' You get visions... of people about to die? [''Sam nods'']... That's impossible.
->'''Sam:'''
impossible.\\
'''Sam:'''
A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
->'''Andy:'''
do.\\
'''Andy:'''
[''pause''] But death visions? Dude, that sucks.
10th Jul '14 2:44:38 PM johnnyfog
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->''At my most bad-ass, I make people feel like they want to take a shower.''
-->-- '''Moist''' on his "super power", ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''

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->''At ->''"Because seriously, nobody wants to be {{Batman}}. Neal Stephenson [[Literature/SnowCrash observes the crux of the problem]]: 'Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.' The joke, of course, is that nobody does. Why? Because nobody wants a fatal disease, to move to a monastery in China, or, as is perhaps most bad-ass, I make people feel like they want applicable to take a shower.''
-->-- '''Moist''' on his "super power", ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''
Batman, to have their entire families wiped out. The price of ontological supremacy is just too high. "''
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/04/holy-ontological-narrative-concepts.html Phil Sandifer]]'''



->Imagine there was a door to [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace the realm of Daemons]], and the slightest inattention on your behalf would see them batter it down and rip you to shreds. Now imagine that door is inside your head. That is what being a [[PsychicPowers Psyker]] is like.

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->Imagine ->''"Imagine there was a door to [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace the realm of Daemons]], and the slightest inattention on your behalf would see them batter it down and rip you to shreds. Now imagine that door is inside your head. That is what being a [[PsychicPowers Psyker]] is like."''
7th Dec '13 2:48:19 PM Aquillion
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->Hate my power, hate my power, hate it, hate it, hate it.

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->Hate ->''"Hate my power, hate my power, hate it, hate it, hate it."''
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