History Quotes / BelligerentSexualTension

->'''Wilbur:''' Tommy, he challenged me! Did you see him? Did you see the look in his eyes? ''God'', it was cool! It was cool! ''({{beat}})'' I was about to say it was hot, but that would be wrong. Look, Tommy, it was—\\
'''Tommy:''' Have you— listen, before we keep going, [[LampshadeHanging you don't have a crush on Big Q, do you?]] 'Cause I think he was like—\\

-->-- ''[[Film/LookWhosTalking LookWhosTalkingNow]]''

-->-- ''Film/LookWhosTalkingNow''

-->-- ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

-->-- ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries 2: Royal Engagement''

-->-- ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''

->'''Two-Face:''' Half of me wants to strangle you.
->'''Poison Ivy:''' ''(flirtatiously)'' And what does the other half want?
->'''Two-Face:''' To hit you with a truck.
->'''Poison Ivy:''' ''(aside)'' We used to date.
->'''Joker and Penguin:''' Aah.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

-->-- '''Ching''' talking with Asuka about Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', "[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]"

-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'',"[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-9#post-2184173 chapter 4]]"

-->-- '''Rei''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' "[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1000#post-7536858 Christmas Special]]"

-->-- '''Kensuke''' shortly after Shinji gets punched by Asuka and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/Evangelion303'', "[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ chapter 2]]"

-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

-->-- '''Misato''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 4''

->What's going on here? They're arguing, but it looks like they're actually ''flirting''.

->So you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine.
-->-- '''Ching''' talking with Asuka about Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]

-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-9#post-2184173 chapter 4]]''

->I might spend the evening making out with [Kaworu], or possibly kill him. I haven't decided yet.
-->-- '''Rei''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1000#post-7536858 Christmas Special]]''

->For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?
-->-- '''Kensuke''' shortly after Shinji gets punched by Asuka and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ chapter 2]]''

->Those two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might...

->Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try.

->Could we just for once die without all this bickering?

->Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!

->We get on just great. [[CasanovaWannabe You flirt]], [[IceQueen I smile]].

->You cut, so as not to kiss.

->Now then, Bollinger knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?

->Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even mortal enemies... (''increasingly emphatic'') Then with the- And that leads to no good, absolutely no good. And much confusion. A-and then it's over. Absolutely, seriously, definitely over. And that's confusing too. The over part. Which it is. Over!

->Note how [[{{Tsundere}} the female]] through her feigned antagonism encourages the male in his attempt to mate.

->'''Eleanor:''' Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we're arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it's like, "Whoa, this is hot," and we start making out. Dream on! Or, whatever, fine, let's just do it.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis"

->"So go on...kiss me...kill me... Do something."

->How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?\\

How we can be lovers if we can't be, can't be friends?

->Maybe I was stupid\\

Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.

->I don't care if you feel small,\\
Love without Anger isn't love at all.

->I'm in love with a girl I hate\\

I'd trade her in a second
-->-- '''Forever the Sickest Kids''', "She's a Lady"

->I miss the sound of your voice\\

Perfect words that you said...
-->-- '''Matt Nathanson''', "Come On, Get Higher"

->My love she throws me like a rubber ball,\\

Ours is a stormy kind of love.

->There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signor Benedick and her; they never meet but there is a skirmish of wit between them.

->Picture a handsome, heroically charismatic-\\
Plain spoken, know nothing, skirt chasing, cocky little son of a-

->Were you to mount a stage performance of one of the great love stories, 'twould be an event to remember. Nay, not some simple tale of [[StarCrossedLovers star-crossed lovers]], but the best kind, full of mistrust, words spat in anger and faces slapped in fury, culminating in the inevitable pairing of two so obviously meant for one another. The passionate hatred, the uneasy alliance and then the sweet surrender to passionate embrace... ah, the audience would feel your pain and pleasure for they would be so real!

->Ah, how cute! You two have one of ''those'' kind of relationships going...

->I love you, you idioooooottttt!!!

->[[ShipperOnDeck You know, flirting was a lot less destructive in my day....]]

-->-- The EvilOverlordList, #98

->Ah, animosity! It ''must'' be love!

->Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss, Kiss...

->''BITCH!'' ...I love you.

->He's a jerk\\

I'd die for her

->I love you, bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you ... ''bitch''!

->Oh. My. God. Just screw already!

'''Yui:''' [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I had ever laid eyes on!]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects!]]\\
'''Kirito:''' [[MoodWhiplash That kinda went in a different direction than I was expecting.]]\\

->'''Julie Ubriaco:''' ''(regarding her dogs Daphne and Rocks)'' Look, they like each other!\\

'''James Ubriaco:''' Look, honey! They like each other.

->Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (''increasingly emphatic'') [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the-]] And that leads to [[DatingCatwoman no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]

->'''Sayaka:''' You could not have it done without me!\\

'''Sayaka:''' Yes, right! It is because that YOU asked me helping you, right? (''slaps him'') Baka!\\
'''Kouji:''' How you dare to hit me!\\
'''Shiro:''' (''fortune-telling'') It is funny. The cards tell they are destined to be together forever.

(''{{beat}}'')\\
(''[[BrotherSisterIncest they kiss]]; [[{{Squick}} everyone around them groans in disgust]]'')

->"Kiss me. Kill me. Do something."

->We get on just great. [[TheCasanova You flirt]], [[IceQueen I smile]].