History Quotes / AwesomenessByAnalysis

18th Aug '15 3:11:16 PM Discar
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->"''[[GenreSavvy I know your type.]] You guys are always spouting crap like, 'I've analyzed all your capabilities' or 'I can anticipate all your moves!'''"
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->"''[[GenreSavvy I know your type.]] You guys are always spouting crap like, 'I've analyzed all your capabilities' or 'I can anticipate all your moves!'''"moves!' The only way to fight someone like that is to get '''reckless!'''''"
4th Jul '15 7:10:38 PM GrimmGhost
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->"''[[AHandfulForAnEye First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block]] and body shot. [[NoSell Block feral left.]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary,]] [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full]] ''[[MindScrew psychological]]'' [[MindScrew recovery: six months.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.]]''"
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->"''[[AHandfulForAnEye First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block]] and body shot. [[NoSell Block feral left.]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary,]] [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full]] ''[[MindScrew psychological]]'' [[MindScrew Full ''psychological'' recovery: six months.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.]]''"
14th Jun '15 4:02:09 AM MachRider1985
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->''Her nose twitched. She'd noticed a sharp rise in her senses' acuity as the drug dosages faded. Colors, sounds, and right now scents were sharper and clearer than ever before. And right now, both Ikari-kun and Pilot Soryu smelled strongly of chlorine, ammonia, dust... and each other.\\ Several things snapped into place and a cascade of thoughts rolled through Rei's mind. 'Observation: Ikari-kun and Pilot Soryu have returned to the classroom smelling alike and of each other, their tension gone. Conclusion: they have just engaged in some activity together ina confined space that satisfied them both. Second conclusion: They utilized the school cleaning supply closet to engage in... sexual intercourse?' The subject was suddenly utterly fascinating. 'Observation: Ikari-kun and Pilot Soryu have been engaged in a complicated act for the last several weeks involving concealing their actual feelings for each other from the public at large but not from each other. They have attempted physical intimacies when they believed I could not observe them. They have presented evidence of intense, reciprocal affection. Both have displayed signs of concealed anger and tension when members of the opposite sex have attempted to 'flirt' with the other. Conclusion: Pilot Soryu and Ikari-kun are engaged in a romantic and sexual relationship. Observation: they have taken great pains to maintain the appearance that they are mutually antagonistic and uninvolved, especially around Major Katsuragi. They have steadily acted to encourage Hikari-san and Suzuhara-san to bond and devote their attention to each other. Conclusion: They are actively trying to conceal their relationship from their friends and superiors at NERV.\\ Rei pondered that last point. 'Why? Their feelings for each other are obvious to me. From her commentary at most dinners, Major Katsuragi is at a minimum aware of their attraction to each other. Yet they have spent weeks concealing that they are in a relationship. Tentative conclusion: they fear exposure of their relationship will result in actions by Major Katsuragi or NERV command that will separate them. Sub-conclusion: they would not fear this or devote so much effort to protecting it if it was not very important to them. Secrecy is protection and safety for their relationship. They do not want others to remove that choice or happiness from them.''' -->--'''Rei Ayanami''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-34#post-2320751 chapter 5]]''
27th Jul '14 12:48:14 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Matt:''' Splinter fought Shredder when he was a normal sized-rat, and Shredder has terrible (or [[ImprobableAimingSkills maybe amazing]]?) sword aim, because all he does is cut off Splinterís ear. I think [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the cartoon]] was right to make Splinter a man who gets turned into a rat.\\
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->'''Matt:''' Splinter fought Shredder when he was a normal sized-rat, and Shredder has terrible (or [[ImprobableAimingSkills maybe amazing]]?) sword aim, because all he does is cut off Splinterís ear. I think [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the cartoon]] was right to make Splinter a man who gets turned into a rat.\\
26th Jul '14 1:06:56 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Matt:''' Splinter fought Shredder when he was a normal sized-rat, and Shredder has terrible (or [[ImplausibleAimingSkills maybe amazing]?) sword aim, because all he does is cut off Splinterís ear. I think [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the cartoon]] was right to make Splinter a man who gets turned into a rat.\\
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->'''Matt:''' Splinter fought Shredder when he was a normal sized-rat, and Shredder has terrible (or [[ImplausibleAimingSkills [[ImprobableAimingSkills maybe amazing]?) amazing]]?) sword aim, because all he does is cut off Splinterís ear. I think [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the cartoon]] was right to make Splinter a man who gets turned into a rat.\\
26th Jul '14 1:06:19 PM johnnyfog
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->"''As it turns out, this towering blond monster who casually told Sylvester Stallone, 'I will break you,' could have, in fact, probably calculated the amount of effort (in force pounds per square inch and Joules expenditure) needed to do just that in his head.''" -->- ''Website/{{Cracked}},'' on Creator/DolphLundgren, from the article [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-geeks_p2.html#ixzz1exN0ezK9 8 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Geeks]]
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->"''As it turns out, this towering blond monster ->'''Matt:''' Splinter fought Shredder when he was a normal sized-rat, and Shredder has terrible (or [[ImplausibleAimingSkills maybe amazing]?) sword aim, because all he does is cut off Splinterís ear. I think [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the cartoon]] was right to make Splinter a man who casually told Sylvester Stallone, 'I will break you,' gets turned into a rat.\\ '''Chris''': You know, I prefer the movie version, because the idea of a rat that learned karate so good that it could have, in fact, probably calculated the amount of effort (in force pounds per square inch and Joules expenditure) needed to do just be a sensei if it was ever mutated into being a man is pretty baller. Of course, itís also worth noting that in his head.''" -->- ''Website/{{Cracked}},'' on Creator/DolphLundgren, from the article [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-geeks_p2.html#ixzz1exN0ezK9 8 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Geeks]] guy who owned Splinter was a ninja master who also had a 9-to-5 day job doing construction in a hardhat and overalls, soÖ ''thatís'' a little dodgy. -->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-pa// on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
30th Jun '14 1:30:32 AM Argon2
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->''Honestly, I think there was a bit more strategy than you might think.'' ->''[[GiantMecha The Knight]] simply hammered away at her, and had no real point behind its blows except for them to land.'' ->''Weiss, on the other hand, took advantage of the machines slow attacking and moving speed to outmaneuver it and compensate for her comparatively weaker strikes.'' ->''Her first few attempts at the knight were probably quite miserable, until she of course learned how to move fast enough to avoid it.'' ->''Also, can you honestly say you would be able to keep track of everything going on if you were looking form the perspective of Weiss? She had to know exactly when to use dust, when to time her strikes, when to dodge and then strike, timing her spins on Myrtenaster exactly so they landed at the correct function, and did all of this while moving in 3D Space (Horizontal, vertical, and across the Z axis), while only missing a beat once. She did all of this without the blessing of a 3rd person perspective.'' ->''Normal people can't do that. Hell, most people trained for military can't do that. You have to have an extremely high intellect to consistently think in 3 dimensions while moving at high velocities.'' -->-- Commenter '''[=EmperorZephyr=]''', discussing the [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} White]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt9vl8iAN5Q Trailer]]
2nd Feb '14 8:26:15 AM m8e
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-->- ''Website/{{Cracked}},'' on DolphLundgren, from the article [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-geeks_p2.html#ixzz1exN0ezK9 8 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Geeks]]
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-->- ''Website/{{Cracked}},'' on DolphLundgren, Creator/DolphLundgren, from the article [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-geeks_p2.html#ixzz1exN0ezK9 8 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Geeks]]
22nd Jan '14 1:58:02 PM TastySauce
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-->--'''Ryuko Matoi''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''
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-->--'''Ryuko Matoi''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''''Anime/KillLaKill'' -----
9th Dec '13 2:11:47 PM immblueversion
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->As it turns out, this towering blond monster who casually told Sylvester Stallone, "I will break you," could have, in fact, probably calculated the amount of effort (in force pounds per square inch and Joules expenditure) needed to do just that in his head.
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->As ->"''As it turns out, this towering blond monster who casually told Sylvester Stallone, "I 'I will break you," you,' could have, in fact, probably calculated the amount of effort (in force pounds per square inch and Joules expenditure) needed to do just that in his head.''"

->''"I know what special abilities you have. I can see the enhancements. I can detect the increased electrical activity in your brain. I know what moves you're preparing to make. I've already fought our fight in my head, in a million different ways. I can hit you without you even seeing me."''
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->''"I ->"''I know what special abilities you have. I can see the enhancements. I can detect the increased electrical activity in your brain. I know what moves you're preparing to make. I've already fought our fight in my head, in a million different ways. I can hit you without you even seeing me."''''"

->''"[[AHandfulForAnEye First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block]] and body shot. [[NoSell Block feral left.]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary,]] [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full]] ''[[MindScrew psychological]]'' [[MindScrew recovery: six months.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.]]"''
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->''"[[AHandfulForAnEye ->"''[[AHandfulForAnEye First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block]] and body shot. [[NoSell Block feral left.]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary,]] [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full]] ''[[MindScrew psychological]]'' [[MindScrew recovery: six months.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.]]"'']]''"

->Check it out. Dial it in. Amp it up!
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->Check ->"''Check it out. Dial it in. Amp it up!up!''"

->''Every jutsu has a weakness.'' -->--'''Uchiha Itachi''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' ->"Oh honey, now who's being stupid? I've got the most powerful weapon of all," Tattletale purred, smiling wickedly, "Information." -->--'''[[BreakThemByTalking Tattletale]]''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
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->''Every ->"''Every jutsu has a weakness.'' -->--'''Uchiha Itachi''', ''" -->--'''Itachi Uchiha''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' ->"Oh honey, now who's being stupid? I've got the most powerful weapon of all," Tattletale purred, smiling wickedly, "Information." " -->--'''[[BreakThemByTalking Tattletale]]''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''''Literature/{{Worm}}'' ->"''[[GenreSavvy I know your type.]] You guys are always spouting crap like, 'I've analyzed all your capabilities' or 'I can anticipate all your moves!'''" -->--'''Ryuko Matoi''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''
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