History Quotes / AustralianWildlife

28th Dec '17 10:42:23 PM Chabal2
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->''2399. When looking for a template to make a creature deadlier, "Australian" is not a legitimate choice.''
-->-- '''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'''
28th Jan '17 12:31:57 AM Chabal2
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->''Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus, taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish, and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up: Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed!\\

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->''Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus, taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish, stonefish, and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up: Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed!\\



-->-- ''Come to Australia'', '''Music/ScaredWeirdLittleGuys'''

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-->-- ''Come ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE Come to Australia'', Australia]]'', '''Music/ScaredWeirdLittleGuys'''
28th Jan '17 12:29:47 AM Chabal2
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Because you might accidentally get killed!

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Because you might accidentally get killed!killed!''
28th Jan '17 12:28:57 AM Chabal2
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->''Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus, taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish, and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up: Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed!\\
Your life's constantly under threat,\\
Have you been bitten yet?\\
You've only got three minutes left,\\
Before a massive coronary breakdown!\\
Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus, taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish, big shark, just waiting for you to go swimming at Bondi Beach: Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed!\\
Your blood is bound to be spilled!\\
With fear your pants will be filled!\\
Because you might accidentally get killed!
-->-- ''Come to Australia'', '''Music/ScaredWeirdLittleGuys'''
23rd Jul '16 11:21:12 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html on Australia]].

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-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' -->--'''Website/BadassOfTheWeek''' [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html on Australia]].
9th Oct '14 5:52:10 PM tooearlyinthemorning
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->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''
-->-- ''[[FanficRecs/HarryPotter Make A Wish]]'', chapter 33, by Rorschach's Blot
2nd Jan '14 3:32:20 PM LongLiveHumour
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-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]] (frequently misattributed to DouglasAdams)

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-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]] (frequently misattributed to DouglasAdams)
Creator/DouglasAdams)
21st Apr '12 6:39:04 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- {{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ article on Australia]]

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-->-- {{Cracked}}'s Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ article on Australia]]
19th Nov '11 9:07:25 PM PerplexingArticulator
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-->''"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."''

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-->''"The ->''"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."''



-->''"Ah, Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist."''

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-->''"Ah, ->''"Ah, Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist."''



-->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\

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-->''First ->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\



-->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''

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-->''Australia ->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''



-->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''

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-->''Rare ->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''



-->''"See, there's a reason Australia is a water-locked continent: Geography is trying to protect you."''

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-->''"See, ->''"See, there's a reason Australia is a water-locked continent: Geography is trying to protect you."''
10th Nov '11 6:34:13 AM Zaptech
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->''Out of the intelligently-designed cruelty of some cock-sucking asshole of a God, or just dumb luck, Australia has the largest concentration of venomous, aggressive, and black-hearted creatures on Earth.''
-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html on Australia]].
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