History Quotes / AustralianWildlife

9th Oct '14 5:52:10 PM tooearlyinthemorning
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->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''
-->-- ''[[FanficRecs/HarryPotter Make A Wish]]'', chapter 33, by Rorschach's Blot
2nd Jan '14 3:32:20 PM LongLiveHumour
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-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]] (frequently misattributed to DouglasAdams)

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-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]] (frequently misattributed to DouglasAdams)
Creator/DouglasAdams)
21st Apr '12 6:39:04 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- {{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ article on Australia]]

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-->-- {{Cracked}}'s Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ article on Australia]]
19th Nov '11 9:07:25 PM PerplexingArticulator
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-->''"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."''

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-->''"The ->''"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."''



-->''"Ah, Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist."''

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-->''"Ah, ->''"Ah, Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist."''



-->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\

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-->''First ->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\



-->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''

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-->''Australia ->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''



-->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''

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-->''Rare ->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''



-->''"See, there's a reason Australia is a water-locked continent: Geography is trying to protect you."''

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-->''"See, ->''"See, there's a reason Australia is a water-locked continent: Geography is trying to protect you."''
10th Nov '11 6:34:13 AM Zaptech
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->''Out of the intelligently-designed cruelty of some cock-sucking asshole of a God, or just dumb luck, Australia has the largest concentration of venomous, aggressive, and black-hearted creatures on Earth.''
-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html on Australia]].
5th Nov '11 1:21:21 AM PerplexingArticulator
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-->"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."
-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]]

-->"Ah, Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist."

to:

-->"The -->''"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea."
"''
-->-- Jeremy Lee, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A12295 View of Australia]]

-->"Ah,
Australia]] (frequently misattributed to DouglasAdams)

-->''"Ah,
Australian animals. If it isn't venomous, carnivorous, or has foot-long claws, it's a tourist.""''



->   ''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\
   It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said.\\
   Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk.\\
   But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth.\\
   The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub.\\
   Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth.\\
   There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth.\\
   The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub.\\
   But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
   After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons.\\
   Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.'''\\
-- '''Newcastle Morning Herald''', WSW Australia, August 1980

->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''\\
-- ''[[FanficRecs/HarryPotter Make A Wish]]'', chapter 33, by Rorschach's Blot

->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''\\
-- Fark.com, July 11, 2007

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->   ''First -->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\
   It It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said.\\
   Not Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk.\\
   But But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth.\\
   The The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub.\\
   Then Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth.\\
   There There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth.\\
   The The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub.\\
   But But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
   After After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons.\\
   Their Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.'''\\
--
'''
-->--
'''Newcastle Morning Herald''', WSW Australia, August 1980

->''Australia -->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''\\
--
''
-->--
''[[FanficRecs/HarryPotter Make A Wish]]'', chapter 33, by Rorschach's Blot

->''Rare -->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''\\
--
''
-->--
Fark.com, July 11, 20072007

-->''"See, there's a reason Australia is a water-locked continent: Geography is trying to protect you."''
-->-- {{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ article on Australia]]
19th Oct '11 6:49:58 PM LooneyToons
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->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\
\\
It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said.\\
\\
Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk.\\
\\
But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth.\\
\\
The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub.\\
\\
Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth.\\
\\
There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth.\\
\\
The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub.\\
\\
But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
\\
After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons.\\
\\
Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.'''\\

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->''First ->   ''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\
   It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said.\\
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\\
But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth.\\
\\
The
   The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub.\\
\\
Then
   Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth.\\
   There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth.\\
There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped    The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in a telephone booth.the scrub.\\
   But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
The constables took    After some serious detective work, the miffed marsupial into temporary custody lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released it, too, in the scrub.him to be charged on summons.\\
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But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
\\
After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons.\\
\\
Their
   Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.'''\\
19th Oct '11 6:14:46 AM LooneyToons
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->''First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat.\\
\\
It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe this, and I'm not drunk, but there's a wombat in the phone booth outside the town hall," the caller said.\\
\\
Not firmly convinced about the caller's claim to sobriety, members of the constabulary drove to the scene, expecting to pick up a drunk.\\
\\
But there it was, an annoyed wombat, trapped in a telephone booth.\\
\\
The wombat, determined not to be had the better of again, threw its bulk into the fray. It was eventually lassoed and released in a nearby scrub.\\
\\
Then the officers received another message ... another wombat in another phone booth.\\
\\
There it was: '''Another''' angry wombat trapped in a telephone booth.\\
\\
The constables took the miffed marsupial into temporary custody and released it, too, in the scrub.\\
\\
But on their way back to the station they happened to pass another telephone booth, and -- you guessed it -- another imprisoned wombat.\\
\\
After some serious detective work, the lads in blue found a suspect, and after questioning, released him to be charged on summons.\\
\\
Their problem ... they cannot find a law against placing wombats in telephone booths.'''\\
-- '''Newcastle Morning Herald''', WSW Australia, August 1980

->''Australia is not without its dangers and every animal in the country can be classified as belonging to one or more of the three categories: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep.''\\
-- ''[[FanficRecs/HarryPotter Make A Wish]]'', chapter 33, by Rorschach's Blot

->''Rare giant squid washes up on the beach in Australia. If you are missing a rare giant squid in Australia, please call the rare giant missing squid hotline, or just go get a new rare giant squid (with rare giant squid pic goodness).''\\
-- Fark.com, July 11, 2007
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