History Quotes / AtopTheFourthWall

29th Jan '16 4:50:52 AM bobpiecheese
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I think this is the correct lyric - pronounced wrong, yeah, but it makes more sense
Nutmench, he's not the brightest\\
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Nutmench, Doug Moench, he's not the brightest\\
28th Jan '16 1:09:01 AM PantaroP
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This Christmas comic sucks!\\ --> '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme (Christmas Version)
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This Christmas comic sucks!\\ --> sucks! -->-- '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme (Christmas Version)Version) ->Welcome to Atop the Lightbulb, [[RunningGag where bad lamps burn out]]\\ Linkara's gonna teach you all, a couple things about\\ Lightbulbs that catch fire\\ Lampshades that also catch fire\\ If you don't like lamps, you're a liar, and you can get the fuck out\\ Linkara!\\ He's not a lamp! But! He wears a lampshade!\\ Linkara!\\ He has a magic lamp! Where was it made?\\ Linkara!\\ Wire! Plugs! That's a Chandelier!\\ Linkara!\\ [[BlatantLies No! Comics! Here!]]\\ LINKARA!! -->-- '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme ([[WebVideo/ForgetAboutIt SadPanda's version]])
18th Jan '16 12:00:10 PM KizunaTallis
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->'''Linkara''': I think by now, you should know how I feel about ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}''. In case you don't, it sucks! You can yell until you're blue in the face about how the concept of a proactive superhero team that has merchandising and appears on talk shows and are celebrities and crap is such a wonderful idea, and it's just the execution that fails, but in the end, it doesn't change that Youngblood sucks! You can tell me about the runs from Creator/AlanMoore or the revived series from 2011, and that's great if they really are good, but it just keeps bringing me back to the question of why the hell anyone would want to do anything with this series when there is so much frigid' baggage with it!! Look, my rant against the Comicbook/XMen in my Next 15 Screw-Ups was [[IWasJustJoking half joking]]. I don't hate the X-Men and there are plenty of bad stories out there that have nothing to do with them, and there are great runs on the X-Men books. But Youngblood is a team that does not deserve all the hard work of creators! It's a bunch of unmemorable ripoff characters, growling and gritting teeth, and saying really stupid things, and squinting and doing over-exaggerated poses and all that crap! Let Youngblood die, already! Just let it die! Creator/RobLiefeld does not deserve [[CreatorWorship the amount of loyalty that he somehow has engendered]]!
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->'''Linkara''': I think by now, you should know how I feel about ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}''. In case you don't, it sucks! You can yell until you're blue in the face about how the concept of a proactive superhero team that has merchandising and appears on talk shows and are celebrities and crap is such a wonderful idea, and it's just the execution that fails, but in the end, it doesn't change that Youngblood ''Youngblood'' sucks! You can tell me about the runs from Creator/AlanMoore or the revived series from 2011, and that's great if they really are good, but it just keeps bringing me back to the question of why the hell anyone would want to do anything with this series when there is so much frigid' friggin' baggage with it!! Look, my rant against the Comicbook/XMen ''Comicbook/XMen'' in my Next "Next 15 Screw-Ups Screw-Ups" was [[IWasJustJoking half joking]]. I don't hate the X-Men and there are plenty of bad stories out there that have nothing to do with them, and there are great runs on the X-Men books. But Youngblood is a team that does not deserve all the hard work of creators! It's a bunch of unmemorable ripoff characters, growling and gritting teeth, and saying really stupid things, and squinting and doing over-exaggerated poses and all that crap! Let Youngblood die, already! Just let it die! Creator/RobLiefeld does not deserve [[CreatorWorship the amount of loyalty that he somehow has engendered]]!
12th Jan '16 11:56:51 PM Doug86
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->So begins them [[[Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] traveling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realized something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the ComicBook/{{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!
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->So begins them [[[Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] traveling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realized something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the ComicBook/{{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!
4th Jan '16 1:05:50 PM empireofthesky
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Only one Dickens homage away from going Chestnuts!\\
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Only one Dickens [[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens]] homage away from going Chestnuts!\\
4th Jan '16 1:05:02 PM empireofthesky
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Only one ___ away from going Chestnuts!\\
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Only one ___ Dickens homage away from going Chestnuts!\\
26th Dec '15 8:03:26 PM PantaroP
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It's a rough transcribing, I couldn't get two of the names, but I'm surprised nobody else has transcribed that part of the theme song yet!
-->--'''Linkara''' on why he hates Frank Miller's ''Holy Terror''
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-->--'''Linkara''' on why he hates Frank Miller's ''Holy Terror''Terror'' ->Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where Yuletide Candles burn\\ Linkara's gonna give you all a present you've not earned\\ Nutmench, he's not the brightest\\ Frank Miller, you're off the Nice List\\ If you're a comic writer who misuses a licence, your gift will be returned!\\ Digging through the shelves, for the kind of comic books\\ That would turn Santa's elves, into common crooks.\\ He reads them and he weeps, while down the chimney creeps\\ Bill Jemas with a Marville Trade to watch him when he sleeps\\ Linkara!\\ He builds a snowman! *PUNCH!* Now it has a hole!\\ Linkara!\\ Eight maids-a-milking and a Youngblood Troll\\ Linkara!\\ Only one ___ away from going Chestnuts!\\ Linkara!\\ This Christmas comic sucks!\\ --> '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme (Christmas Version)
6th Dec '15 7:37:23 AM kkhohoho
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->This is Linkara, Calling Lord Vyce. If you are receiving this signal, then you may wanna take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute. Listen, I just wanted to tell you how deeply honored I am. You see, I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for gods and monsters alike. And that's why I'm so ''honored'', you see. You've seen fit to show me your true colors-and the main one is a ''big bright shade of yellow'', All that you see, you conquer, huh? Well, I guess you never did really set your eyes on ''me'' then, you were too busy ''looking the other way'' and ''running for your life''. And it's a ''good thing'', too- you've shown just how inadequate you are. You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of. Tell you what- why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, While ''I'' deal with it- after all, it's what you're good at. However, if you want to prove me wrong, ''you know where to find me''.
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->This is Linkara, Calling Lord Vyce. If you are receiving this signal, then you may wanna take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute. Listen, I just wanted to tell you how deeply honored I am. You see, I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for gods and monsters alike. And that's why I'm so ''honored'', you see. You've seen fit to show me your true colors-and the main one is a ''big bright shade of yellow'', All that you see, you conquer, huh? Well, I guess you never did really set your eyes on ''me'' then, you were too busy ''looking the other way'' and ''running for your life''. And it's a ''good thing'', too- you've shown just how inadequate you are. You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of. Tell you what- why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, While while ''I'' deal with it- after all, it's what you're good at. However, if you want to prove me wrong, ''you '''you know where to find me''.me'''.
6th Dec '15 7:36:33 AM kkhohoho
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->This is Linkara, Calling Lord Vyce. If you are receiving this signal, then you may wanna take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute. Listen, I just wanted to tell you how deeply honored I am. You see, I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for gods and monsters alike. And that's why I'm so ''honored'', you see, you've seen fit to show me your true colors-and the main one is a ''big bright shade of yellow'', All that you see, you conquer, huh? Well, I guess you never did really set your eyes on ''me'' then, you were too busy ''looking the other way'' and ''running for your life''. And it's a ''good thing'', too- you've shown just how inadequate you are. You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of. Tell you what- why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, While ''I'' deal with it- after all, it's what you're good at. However, if you want to prove me wrong, ''you know where to find me''.
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->This is Linkara, Calling Lord Vyce. If you are receiving this signal, then you may wanna take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute. Listen, I just wanted to tell you how deeply honored I am. You see, I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for gods and monsters alike. And that's why I'm so ''honored'', you see, you've see. You've seen fit to show me your true colors-and the main one is a ''big bright shade of yellow'', All that you see, you conquer, huh? Well, I guess you never did really set your eyes on ''me'' then, you were too busy ''looking the other way'' and ''running for your life''. And it's a ''good thing'', too- you've shown just how inadequate you are. You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of. Tell you what- why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, While ''I'' deal with it- after all, it's what you're good at. However, if you want to prove me wrong, ''you know where to find me''.
10th Oct '15 10:34:41 AM nombretomado
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->So begins them [[[Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] traveling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realized something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the {{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!
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->So begins them [[[Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] traveling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realized something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the {{New ComicBook/{{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!
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