History Quotes / AssPull

30th Oct '15 10:32:32 PM hamonrye
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30th Oct '15 10:29:37 PM hamonrye
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->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.

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->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal mortal? When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
30th Oct '15 10:29:04 PM hamonrye
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->Itís just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldnít care less, and I didnít feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they commands the greatest private army in the world.

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->Itís just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldnít care less, and I didnít feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they commands command the greatest private army in the world.
30th Oct '15 10:28:43 PM hamonrye
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->"Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"\\
"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."\\\
''Even though this is a parody, this is too much. It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing.''
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"
-->-- '''Deidara''' in this ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".

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->"Akiha...? What do you mean by Nee-san?"\\
"I mean Nee-san. Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"\\
"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."\\
Even though this is a parody, this is too much. [[LampshadeHanging It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing]].\\
"I don't care about that...!"
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

->"[[MemeticMutation Who said The Espada went from 1 to 10? They actually go from 0 to 9!]]"
-->-- '''Yammy''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->"A hawk summon, where did he get that?"
-->-- '''Tobi/Obito (pretending to be Madara)''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"
-->-- '''Deidara''' in this ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".

->"Think of it this way: [[LiteralMinded At least you didn't have to reach in and pull it out.]] Poor Andrew."
-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

->'''Fake Kidnapper''': Come on, get in the trunk!\\
'''George''': What about my ankle monitor?\\

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->"Akiha...? What do you mean by Nee-san?"\\
"I mean Nee-san. Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"\\
"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."\\
Even though this is a parody, this is too much. [[LampshadeHanging It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing]].\\
"I don't care about that...!"
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

->"[[MemeticMutation Who said The Espada went from 1 to 10? They actually go from 0 to 9!]]"
-->-- '''Yammy''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->"A hawk summon, where did he get that?"
-->-- '''Tobi/Obito (pretending to be Madara)''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"
-->-- '''Deidara''' in this ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".

->"Think of it this way: [[LiteralMinded At least you didn't have to reach in and pull it out.]] Poor Andrew."
-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

->'''Fake Kidnapper''': Come on, get in the trunk!\\
'''George''':
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->'''George''':
What about my ankle monitor?\\



->'''Yzma:''' Oh, my! Looking for this? *holds the human transformation potion*\\
'''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?!\\
'''Yzma:''' Ah... How ''did'' we, Kronk?\\
'''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. *pulls down a chart of the previous chase* By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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->'''Yzma:''' Oh, my! Looking for this? *holds the human transformation potion*\\
'''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?!\\
'''Yzma:''' Ah... How ''did'' we, Kronk?\\
'''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. *pulls down a chart of the previous chase* By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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->Itís just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldnít care less, and I didnít feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they commands the greatest private army in the world.
-->--'''[[http://metagearsolid.org/2015/09/review-metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain/2/ Terry Wolfe]]''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''



->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal! When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight'', "The Human Factor"



->"Out of David Cage's flaming asshole is where that came from"
-->-- Two best friends play beyond two souls



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->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight'', "The Human Factor"



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13th Jun '15 8:46:48 PM nombretomado
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->'''David''': I guess this mirrors the thing with JimmyOlsen -- are you aware of this? That Jimmy used to be on the show, and they killed him off?\\

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->'''David''': I guess this mirrors the thing with JimmyOlsen ComicBook/JimmyOlsen -- are you aware of this? That Jimmy used to be on the show, and they killed him off?\\
30th May '15 9:01:23 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Pat:''' Our mysterious whispering immortal and his band of merry men find Connor and other immortals strapped to these tables underground. He seeks out Connor, then--takes all their heads?! Wait, t-t-this is ''[[PlaceOfProtection holy ground]]'', right? HE CAN'T DO THAT!\\

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->'''Pat:''' Our mysterious whispering immortal and his band of merry men find Connor and other immortals strapped to these tables underground. He seeks out Connor, then--takes all their heads?! Wait, t-t-this is ''[[PlaceOfProtection holy ground]]'', right? '''[[FandomBerserkButton HE CAN'T DO THAT!\\THAT!]]'''\\



'''Pat:''' That's not how it works! Are you sure it's holy ground??\\

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'''Pat:''' That's not how it works! Are you sure ''sure'' it's holy ground??\\ground?!\\
30th May '15 8:59:45 PM johnnyfog
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'''Matt''': Heís a victim of bureaucracy, man... Itís like when a four-year-old tells you a joke. They get to a place where they remember something they were supposed to say earlier, then add it in too late.

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'''Matt''': Heís a victim of bureaucracy, man... Itís like when a four-year-old tells you a joke. They get to a place where they remember something they were supposed to say earlier, then add it in too late.man.
26th May '15 8:27:13 PM johnnyfog
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->When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention? Despite trying to murder all of his friends Ianto still tries to reason with Lisa, holds a gun on his friends and [[LoveMakesYouEvil tries to save her!]] None of this makes any sense! Why is it that if Ianto thinks Jack is such a monster and worse than anything they have banged up in Torchwood that he [[EasilyForgiven ends up shagging him]] in three episodes time? Why do they let Ianto [[UltimateJobSecurity keep working with them]] after the girlfriend that he sneaked into their workplace besieged them all? Not one second rings true.

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->When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention? Despite trying to murder all of his friends Ianto still tries to reason with Lisa, holds a gun on his friends and [[LoveMakesYouEvil tries to save her!]] None of this makes any sense! Why is it that if Ianto thinks Jack is such a monster and worse than anything they have banged up in Torchwood that he [[EasilyForgiven ends up shagging him]] in three episodes time? Why do they let Ianto [[UltimateJobSecurity keep working with them]] after the girlfriend that he sneaked into their workplace besieged them all? Not one second rings true.attention?
12th May '15 10:01:58 PM ShinyTsukkomi
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-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

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-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' ''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]
6th May '15 12:00:18 PM johnnyfog
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->... I said to Eric Saward, the script editor, 'When Iím [[KickTheMoralityPet tying Peri to this rock and threatening to torture her]], am I doing it for some subtle reason of my own, because I think Iím {{being watched}} or whatever, or because Iíve [[NotHimself been affected by the mind probe]], or is the Matrix [[{{Frameup}} lying?]]' Those were the three alternatives as I saw it. He said 'I donít know, youíd better ask Philip Martin', so I got in touch and gave him those three alternatives, he said 'I donít know, Eric wrote the trial stuff, all the Matrix stuff was added after, by Eric, youíd better ask him.' So I went to Creator/JohnNathanTurner, he said 'Oh, [[ShrugOfGod whichever you like.]]'
-->--'''Creator/ColinBaker''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/colin-baker-nicola-bryant-1992/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E2Mindwarp}} "Mindwarp"]]
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