History Quotes / AssPull

24th Jun '17 7:20:08 AM Piterpicher
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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk watch ''Film/HighlanderEndgame''

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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk ''WebVideo/PatTheNESPunk'' watch ''Film/HighlanderEndgame''
23rd Jun '17 4:55:28 PM DinoMaurus
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->'''Kuzko''': No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?\\

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->'''Kuzko''': ->'''Kuzco''': No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?\\
23rd Jun '17 4:48:16 PM DinoMaurus
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'''Han''': That's not how the Force works!

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'''Han''': That's ''That's not how the Force works!works''!
23rd Jun '17 4:47:07 PM DinoMaurus
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->'''Han Solo''': What was your job when you were based here?\\
'''Finn''': Sanitation\\
'''Han''': Sanitation? Then how do you know how to disable the shields?\\
'''Finn''': I don't. I'm just here to get Rey.\\
'''Han''': People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us.\\
'''Finn''': Solo, we'll figure it out. We'll use the Force!\\
'''Han''': That's not how the Force works!
-->-- ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
23rd Jun '17 4:42:35 PM DinoMaurus
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-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''




-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''
23rd Jun '17 4:40:51 PM DinoMaurus
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->'''Kuzko''': No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?\\
'''Yzma''': Uh... How did we, Kronk?''\\
'''Kronk''': Well, ya got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.



-->-- ''Series/{{Arrested Development}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{Arrested Development}}''
''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
19th May '17 10:47:16 PM erforce
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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''
''Film/HighlanderEndgame''
30th Apr '16 3:48:28 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"

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->"Think ->''"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"language!"''



->"Here the story should really end, for, in real life, the forlorn old man would have little to look forward to but death. The author took pity on him and has provided a quite improbable epilogue."

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->"Here ->''"Here the story should really end, for, in real life, the forlorn old man would have little to look forward to but death. The author took pity on him and has provided a quite improbable epilogue.""''



->'Support character was evil all along' does NOT constitute 'character development.' What that is is 'arse pull.'

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->'Support ->''"Support character was evil all along' does NOT constitute 'character development.' What that is is 'arse pull.'' And there are a lot of unsavory things that traditionally get pulled out of arses."''



->It’s just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldn’t care less, and I didn’t feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they command the greatest private army in the world.

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->It’s ->''"It's just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldn’t care less, and I didn’t feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they command the greatest private army in the world."''



->It's like [[WireFu wire work]] for plot. [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bad wire work.]]

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->It's ->''"It's like [[WireFu wire work]] for plot. [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bad wire work.]]]]"''



->It's not so much timey-whimey as it is bullshit-woolshit.

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->It's ->''"It's not so much timey-whimey as it is bullshit-woolshit."''



->When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention?

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->When ->''"When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention?attention?"''



->'''Matt:''' “Mortal Kombat cannot be won by treachery.” They’re just [[MovingTheGoalposts making this s**t up!]]\\
'''Chris''': I almost [[RootingForTheEmpire feel bad for Shang Tsung]] at this point. You know they were like “Okay, if you win this tournament you can invade Earth” and then he did and they were like “oh sorry, we meant if you win it… ten times?”\\
'''Matt''': He’s a victim of bureaucracy, man.

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->'''Matt:''' “Mortal "Mortal Kombat cannot be won by treachery." They’re just [[MovingTheGoalposts making this s**t up!]]\\
'''Chris''': I almost [[RootingForTheEmpire feel bad for Shang Tsung]] at this point. You know they were like “Okay, "Okay, if you win this tournament you can invade Earth” Earth" and then he did and they were like “oh "oh, sorry, we meant if you win it… it... ten times?”\\
times?"\\
'''Matt''': He’s He's a victim of bureaucracy, man.



->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal? When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.

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->Janette ->''"Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal? When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch."''
30th Oct '15 10:32:32 PM hamonrye
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30th Oct '15 10:29:37 PM hamonrye
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->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.

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->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal mortal? When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
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