History Quotes / AsTheGoodBookSays

15th Jan '17 12:16:00 PM Tacitus
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->''"'To overcome the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever spider's curse]], simply quote a Bible verse...' uh... ' ''Thou shall not...'' ' Ah, screw it!"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, Homer Simpson'''

->''"His disciples had gone into the town to buy food."''
-->-- '''Literature/TheBible, John 4:8'''

->''"You know, just because you add a Bible verse to the beginning of something doesn't automatically make it classy. If that was the case, I'd start out all of my episodes like this! (the above verse appears on the screen)''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''

to:

->''"'To ->"To overcome the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever spider's curse]], simply quote a Bible verse...' " uh... ' ''Thou shall not...'' ' Ah, screw it!"''
it!
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, Homer Simpson'''

->''"His disciples had gone into the town to buy food."''
-->-- '''Literature/TheBible, John 4:8'''

->''"You
'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Snob:''' You
know, just because you add a Bible verse to the beginning of something doesn't automatically make it classy. If that was the case, I'd start out all of my episodes like this! (the above verse appears on this!\\
''His disciples had gone into
the screen)''
town to buy food. - John 4:8''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''''''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''

->As the Good Book says... wait, why would I need to tell ''[[{{God}} you]]'' what the Good Book says?
-->-- '''Tevye''', ''Theater/FiddlerOnTheRoof''

->'''[=PoH=]:''' (''growling'') And Samson said, "with an ass' jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass' jawbone, I have killed a thousand men."\\
'''Yolko:''' ...Huh?\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' (''sighs'')\\
'''[=PoH=]/Jeffrey:''' (''dropping the BadassBaritone'') What?!\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' It, it's nothing, forget it.\\
'''Jeffrey:''' No, no, you sighed! That's not "nothing!"\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' Boss, I get what you're going for: Bible-quoting serial killer. It's a great motif, classic. But, it's a big book, they aren't all gonna be gems.\\
'''Jeffrey:''' Okay big-shot, name one verse that's scarier than that.\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' Oh, I don't know, how about "No flesh shall be spared"?\\
'''Jeffrey:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' "No flesh shall be spared." Mark 13:20?\\
'''Jeffrey:''' Holy shit, that's in the Bible?!\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' Have... you ever actually ''read'' the Bible?\\
'''Jeffrey:''' Look, we're getting off-track. I'm the guild leader, and I say my verse was better.\\
'''Laughing Coffin Member:''' Look, it's not just about the verse, okay. Don't you think the whole "Jesus tells me to kill" thing is... holding us back? Plus, you're not even all that good at it.\\
'''Jeffrey:''' How dare you?! The J-Man's teachings inform ''everything'' I do!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
18th Apr '12 5:28:32 AM EarlOfSandvich
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-->-- '''TheCinemaSnob'''

to:

-->-- '''TheCinemaSnob''''''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''
15th Apr '12 10:54:03 AM MasterHand
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-->-- '''Literature/TheBible, John 4:8'''

to:

-->-- '''Literature/TheBible, John 4:8'''4:8'''

->''"You know, just because you add a Bible verse to the beginning of something doesn't automatically make it classy. If that was the case, I'd start out all of my episodes like this! (the above verse appears on the screen)''
-->-- '''TheCinemaSnob'''
25th Feb '12 2:42:30 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- '''[[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]'''

to:

-->-- '''[[TheSimpsons '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, Homer Simpson]]'''
Simpson'''
25th Feb '12 2:41:40 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- '''[[TheBible John 4:8]]'''

to:

-->-- '''[[TheBible '''Literature/TheBible, John 4:8]]'''4:8'''
20th May '11 8:46:23 AM GGCrono
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->"''His disciples had gone into the town to buy food."
-->-- '''[[TheBible John 4:8]]'''
----

to:

->"''His ->''"His disciples had gone into the town to buy food."
"''
-->-- '''[[TheBible John 4:8]]'''
----
4:8]]'''
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