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23rd Apr '16 1:59:20 PM StFan
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->'''Michael:''' ''(blankly)'' Do you have guns in the trunk, Fi?\\

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->'''Michael:''' ''(blankly)'' (''blankly'') Do you have guns in the trunk, Fi?\\



-->--'''''Series/BurnNotice''''', "Broken Rules"

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-->--'''''Series/BurnNotice''''', -->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Broken Rules"



-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->''"Whatís the motto of that snobby school you boys attend? "Eton will endure"? Well, I have no doubt that it will; it's been there for a few hundred years so it'll probably stand for a few hundred more. But do you know what is really certain? Death. As long as men walk the surface of this earth, there will be pain and death and suffering. Death will endure. War will endure. Hell will endure, and, as long as its gates are open, I'll be in business. As long as one man wants to bash another manís brains out, I'll be standing, ready to sell him a club."''

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-->-- '''Plan ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->''"Whatís
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->''"What's
the motto of that snobby school you boys attend? "Eton 'Eton will endure"? endure'? Well, I have no doubt that it will; it's been there for a few hundred years so it'll probably stand for a few hundred more. But do you know what is really certain? Death. As long as men walk the surface of this earth, there will be pain and death and suffering. Death will endure. War will endure. Hell will endure, and, as long as its gates are open, I'll be in business. As long as one man wants to bash another manís brains out, I'll be standing, ready to sell him a club."''
12th Jun '15 3:14:22 AM Odon
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->'''Alien Buyer:''' Your prices are said to be unreasonable.
->'''Tau:''' [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Unreasonable is such a strong term.]] But if I can't sell to you, I'll sell to one of the other colonies in your system. A violent sort, your neighbours, aren't they? I'd hate to make your life difficult by offering my weapons to them. But if you don't give me a choice...
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Concerning Flight"
17th Dec '14 4:09:19 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said to me, 'Quark, I've got one word for you: ''Weapons''.' No one ever went broke selling weapons. But did I take his advice? No. ..So now, Gaila owns his own moon. And I'm staring into the abyss."''

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->''"A hearty ''bienvenue'' to Jean-Pierre Dubois, nuclear warhead dealer to the world! His motto is: 'If you didn't buy it from Jean-Pierre, you didn't buy it on ''ze black marquite''.'"''
-->--'''Lex''', ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->''"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said to me, 'Quark, I've got one word for you: ''Weapons''.' No one ever went broke selling weapons. But did I take his advice? No. .. So now, Gaila owns his own moon. And I'm staring into the abyss."''
8th Nov '14 10:21:47 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Fiona:''' The [[OnlyInMiami Miami]] gun smugglers and the Miami people smugglers? They don't get along. And I've always been more of a gun person.
->'''Sam:''' Sure as hell not a people person.
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Truth and Reconciliation".

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->'''Fiona:''' The [[OnlyInMiami Miami]] gun smugglers and ->'''Michael:''' ''(blankly)'' Do you have guns in the Miami people smugglers? They don't get along. And I've trunk, Fi?\\
'''Fiona:''' A few semiautomatics, yeah. I got a ''deal'', Michael! This guy was selling Browning .9 millimeters for $200 apiece!\\
'''Michael:''' You have '''[[StupidCrooks unregistered weapons in a stolen car]]''', Fi!\\
'''Fiona:''' You know, you have
always been more of had a gun person.
->'''Sam:''' Sure as hell not a people person.
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Truth and Reconciliation".
problem with my work. I have always supported you.\\
'''Michael:''' ''I'm'' helping people! [[{{Dissimile}} You're running guns!]]
-->--'''''Series/BurnNotice''''', "Broken Rules"
8th Nov '14 10:14:43 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said to me, 'Quark, I've got one word for you: ''Weapons''.' No one ever went broke selling weapons. But did I take his advice? No. ..So now, Gaila owns his own moon. And I'm staring into the abyss."''
-->--'''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("The Way of the Warrior")




->''"The first and most important rule of gun-running is, never get shot with your own merchandise."''

->''"I sell to leftists, and rightists. I'd sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers."''

->''"I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. I admit, the shooting war is better for business, but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss, just as long as they keep firing."''

->''"You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself."''

->''"Selling guns is like selling vacuum cleaners; you make calls, pound the pavement, take orders. I was an equal-opportunity merchant of death; I supplied to every army but the Salvation Army. I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims...I delivered Communist-made bullets to fascists...I even shipped cargo to Afghanistan while they were fighting my fellow Soviets. I never sold to Osama bin Laden, not on any moral grounds; back then, he was always bouncing cheques."''

-->-- All from '''Yuri Orlov''', ''Film/LordOfWar''

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\n->''"The first and most important rule of gun-running is, never get shot with your own merchandise."''\n\n->''"I sell to leftists, and rightists. I'd sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers."''\n\n->''"I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. I admit, the shooting war is better for business, but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss, just as long as they keep firing."''\n\n->''"You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself."''\n\n->''"Selling guns is like selling vacuum cleaners; you make calls, pound the pavement, take orders. I was an equal-opportunity merchant of death; I supplied to every army but the Salvation Army. I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims...I delivered Communist-made bullets to fascists...I even shipped cargo to Afghanistan while they were fighting my fellow Soviets. I never sold to Osama bin Laden, not on any moral grounds; back then, he was always bouncing cheques."''\n\n-->-- All from '''Yuri Orlov''', ''Film/LordOfWar''



->''"Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose? Bullets change governments far surer than votes. You're in the wrong place, my young friend; this is no place for amateurs."''
-->-- '''Simeon Weisz''', ''Film/LordOfWar''

->''"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said, "Quark, I've got one word for you - weapons. No-one ever went broke selling weapons." But did I take his advice? No. And why not? Because I'm a ''people person.''"''
-->-- '''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
29th Oct '14 6:02:14 PM erforce
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-> '''Fiona:''' The [[OnlyInMiami Miami]] gun smugglers and the Miami people smugglers? They don't get along. And I've always been more of a gun person.
-> '''Sam:''' Sure as hell not a people person.
--> ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Truth and Reconciliation".

-> There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

-> The first and most important rule of gun-running is, never get shot with your own merchandise.

-> I sell to leftists, and rightists. I'd sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.

-> I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. I admit, the shooting war is better for business, but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss, just as long as they keep firing.

-> You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself.

-> Selling guns is like selling vacuum cleaners; you make calls, pound the pavement, take orders. I was an equal-opportunity merchant of death; I supplied to every army but the Salvation Army. I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims...I delivered Communist-made bullets to fascists...I even shipped cargo to Afghanistan while they were fighting my fellow Soviets. I never sold to Osama bin Laden, not on any moral grounds; back then, he was always bouncing cheques.

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-> '''Fiona:''' ->'''Fiona:''' The [[OnlyInMiami Miami]] gun smugglers and the Miami people smugglers? They don't get along. And I've always been more of a gun person.
-> '''Sam:''' ->'''Sam:''' Sure as hell not a people person.
--> -->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Truth and Reconciliation".

-> There ->''"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

-> The
11?"''

->''"The
first and most important rule of gun-running is, never get shot with your own merchandise.

-> I
merchandise."''

->''"I
sell to leftists, and rightists. I'd sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.

-> I
customers."''

->''"I
don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. I admit, the shooting war is better for business, but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss, just as long as they keep firing.

-> You
firing."''

->''"You
know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself.

-> Selling
yourself."''

->''"Selling
guns is like selling vacuum cleaners; you make calls, pound the pavement, take orders. I was an equal-opportunity merchant of death; I supplied to every army but the Salvation Army. I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims...I delivered Communist-made bullets to fascists...I even shipped cargo to Afghanistan while they were fighting my fellow Soviets. I never sold to Osama bin Laden, not on any moral grounds; back then, he was always bouncing cheques."''



-> You get rich by giving the poorest people on the planet the means to continue killing each other. Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenals. You'd think that more critical to world security. But, it's not. No. Nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms. Like yours. Those nuclear missiles, they're sitting in their silos. Your AK-47, that is the real weapon of mass destruction.

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-> You ->''"You get rich by giving the poorest people on the planet the means to continue killing each other. Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenals. You'd think that more critical to world security. But, it's not. No. Nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms. Like yours. Those nuclear missiles, they're sitting in their silos. Your AK-47, that is the real weapon of mass destruction."''



-> Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose? Bullets change governments far surer than votes. You're in the wrong place, my young friend; this is no place for amateurs.

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-> Did ->''"Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose? Bullets change governments far surer than votes. You're in the wrong place, my young friend; this is no place for amateurs."''




-> I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said, "Quark, I've got one word for you - weapons. No-one ever went broke selling weapons." But did I take his advice? No. And why not? Because I'm a ''people person.''

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\n-> I ->''"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said, "Quark, I've got one word for you - weapons. No-one ever went broke selling weapons." But did I take his advice? No. And why not? Because I'm a ''people person.''''"''



-> May there always be a market for the things we do.

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-> May ->''"May there always be a market for the things we do. do."''



-> See? Now you respect me - because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are a lot of people - whole ''countries'' - who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys How do you think I got rich?]]

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-> See? ->''"See? Now you respect me - because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are a lot of people - whole ''countries'' - who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys How do you think I got rich?]]rich?]]"''



->"And how can we help the Space Rangers today?" asked Demonica. "Planning to slaughter vast hordes of demon-possessed genetic-mutant zombie ape-creatures? Intent on forcing insectoid hive-minds to see the benefits of individualism? Facing imminent xenocide from ancient berserker-bots with no off-switch? Hoping to draw down on the Asteroid Miner's Wild West Reenactment Society? We've got death dust, hallucinogen gas, world-wreckers, hell-weapons, atmosphere-eaters, self-replicating treknobabble viruses, WMD's incorporating the latest cloaking technology from Iraq, atom bombs the size of atoms, hand grenades that can obliterate the universe..."

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->"And ->''"And how can we help the Space Rangers today?" asked Demonica. "Planning to slaughter vast hordes of demon-possessed genetic-mutant zombie ape-creatures? Intent on forcing insectoid hive-minds to see the benefits of individualism? Facing imminent xenocide from ancient berserker-bots with no off-switch? Hoping to draw down on the Asteroid Miner's Wild West Reenactment Society? We've got death dust, hallucinogen gas, world-wreckers, hell-weapons, atmosphere-eaters, self-replicating treknobabble viruses, WMD's incorporating the latest cloaking technology from Iraq, atom bombs the size of atoms, hand grenades that can obliterate the universe...""''



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->''"Whatís the motto of that snobby school you boys attend? "Eton will endure"? Well, I have no doubt that it will; it's been there for a few hundred years so it'll probably stand for a few hundred more. But do you know what is really certain? Death. As long as men walk the surface of this earth, there will be pain and death and suffering. Death will endure. War will endure. Hell will endure, and, as long as its gates are open, I'll be in business. As long as one man wants to bash another manís brains out, I'll be standing, ready to sell him a club."''
-->-- '''Randolph Hellebore''', ''Literature/SilverFin''

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23rd Jan '14 7:23:40 AM JonShannow
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-> Mr. White Man, will my arm grow back?
-->-- '''African Girl''', to Yuri Orlov, ''Film/LordOfWar''

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-> Mr. White Man, will my arm grow back?
-->-- '''African Girl''', to Yuri Orlov, ''Film/LordOfWar''
16th Aug '13 12:40:19 AM Odon
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->"And how can we help the Space Rangers today?" asked Demonica. "Planning to slaughter vast hordes of demon-possessed genetic-mutant zombie ape-creatures? Intent on forcing insectoid hive-minds to see the benefits of individualism? Facing imminent xenocide from ancient berserker-bots with no off-switch? Hoping to draw down on the Asteroid Miner's Wild West Reenactment Society? We've got death dust, hallucinogen gas, world-wreckers, hell-weapons, atmosphere-eaters, self-replicating treknobabble viruses, WMD's incorporating the latest cloaking technology from Iraq, atom bombs the size of atoms, hand grenades that can obliterate the universe__"

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->"And how can we help the Space Rangers today?" asked Demonica. "Planning to slaughter vast hordes of demon-possessed genetic-mutant zombie ape-creatures? Intent on forcing insectoid hive-minds to see the benefits of individualism? Facing imminent xenocide from ancient berserker-bots with no off-switch? Hoping to draw down on the Asteroid Miner's Wild West Reenactment Society? We've got death dust, hallucinogen gas, world-wreckers, hell-weapons, atmosphere-eaters, self-replicating treknobabble viruses, WMD's incorporating the latest cloaking technology from Iraq, atom bombs the size of atoms, hand grenades that can obliterate the universe__"universe..."
16th Aug '13 12:39:18 AM Odon
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->"And how can we help the Space Rangers today?" asked Demonica. "Planning to slaughter vast hordes of demon-possessed genetic-mutant zombie ape-creatures? Intent on forcing insectoid hive-minds to see the benefits of individualism? Facing imminent xenocide from ancient berserker-bots with no off-switch? Hoping to draw down on the Asteroid Miner's Wild West Reenactment Society? We've got death dust, hallucinogen gas, world-wreckers, hell-weapons, atmosphere-eaters, self-replicating treknobabble viruses, WMD's incorporating the latest cloaking technology from Iraq, atom bombs the size of atoms, hand grenades that can obliterate the universe__"
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
3rd Apr '13 11:23:09 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- All from '''Yuri Orlov''', ''LordOfWar''

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-->-- All from '''Yuri Orlov''', ''LordOfWar''
''Film/LordOfWar''



-->-- '''Agent Valentine''', ''LordOfWar''

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-->-- '''Agent Valentine''', ''LordOfWar''
''Film/LordOfWar''



-->-- '''Simeon Weisz''', ''LordOfWar''

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-->-- '''Simeon Weisz''', ''LordOfWar''
''Film/LordOfWar''



-->-- '''African Girl''', to Yuri Orlov, ''LordOfWar''

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-->-- '''African Girl''', to Yuri Orlov, ''LordOfWar''
''Film/LordOfWar''
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