History Quotes / AnticlimaxBoss

20th Jun '17 7:30:35 PM JonahtheMann
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-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/JustCause 3''

-> It has that depressingly common problem in games nowadays that the giant boss fights are all really fucking easy. Because somewhere in the last decade or so, someone decided that a boss fight is not an ultimate do or die test of the skills we have been honing, but rather a music hall variety showcase for the entire dev team, where the modellers are finally able to use their fancy college educations to model something other than chairs, and the music guys get to smash all their instruments with hammers for five minutes to create the right sense of climactic drama. But the actual fight is just a huge lumpy mess winding up its attacks for so long that we've got time to prize off the dodge button, flick it across the room and recover it from between the sofa cushions before we actually need to press it, and then it gormlessly zones out and lets you wail on its obvious weak point for thirty seconds.
-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry''.

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-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/JustCause 3''

-> It has that depressingly common problem in games nowadays that the giant boss fights are all really fucking easy. Because somewhere in the last decade or so, someone decided that a boss fight is not an ultimate do or die test of the skills we have been honing, but rather a music hall variety showcase for the entire dev team, where the modellers are finally able to use their fancy college educations to model something other than chairs, and the music guys get to smash all their instruments with hammers for five minutes to create the right sense of climactic drama. But the actual fight ''fight'' is just a huge lumpy mess winding up its attacks for so long that we've got time to prize off the dodge button, flick it across the room and recover it from between the sofa cushions before we actually need to press it, and then it gormlessly zones out and lets you wail on its obvious weak point for thirty seconds.
-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry''.
20th Jun '17 7:28:15 PM JonahtheMann
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-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DmC:DevilMayCry''.

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-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DmC:DevilMayCry''.
''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry''.
20th Jun '17 7:27:44 PM JonahtheMann
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-> It has that depressingly common problem in games nowadays that the giant boss fights are all really fucking easy. Because somewhere in the last decade or so, someone decided that a boss fight is not an ultimate do or die test of the skills we have been honing, but rather a music hall variety showcase for the entire dev team, where the modellers are finally able to use their fancy college educations to model something other than chairs, and the music guys get to smash all their instruments with hammers for five minutes to create the right sense of climactic drama. But the actual fight is just a huge lumpy mess winding up its attacks for so long that we've got time to prize off the dodge button, flick it across the room and recover it from between the sofa cushions before we actually need to press it, and then it gormlessly zones out and lets you wail on its obvious weak point for thirty seconds.
-->--''''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DmC:DevilMayCry''.
18th Jun '17 5:15:03 PM theNerdytimes
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->'''ES21007:''' With a wordless cry, [[TheHero Ash]] plunges the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Vandal Heart]] into the body of [[RivalTurnedEvil his hated enemy]]. [[TheHeavy Kane]] screams in agony as [[HolyHandGrenade the light of the Vandelier]] slowly destroys his body, cleansing it of the darkness holding it together dissolving it into nothing. "[[SayMyName ASH!]]" he screams, his face half dissolved and breaking down even more. "[[DyingDeclarationOfHate I HATE YOU! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING I LOVE!]] [[FamousLastWords I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU... IN THE GATES OF HELL!]]" With a final cry that echoes through the battlefield, the mad Kane finally disappears from this world, his body dissolving into nothing. Ash stares at the empty space where his rival once stood, the fact that he finally ended the life of the crazed murderer that [[WeUsedToBeFriends was once his comrade]] not giving him an ounce of satisfaction. "I didn't destroy anything you loved Kane," Ash says softly, a small hint of pity and sadness overtaking him. "You did."\\
'''Calvin Anderson:''' [[MoodWhiplash He then gained 3 experience points.]]\\
'''ES21007:''' Like I said: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. Satisfaction. At all.]] Like, Christ, if he weren't standing in your way he wouldn't even be worth the effort.
-->--The comment section of [[LetsPlay/{{Whoisthisgit}} whoisthisgit's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYq7yg9Ktt8 video]] on [[VideoGame/VandalHearts Ash Lambert]]
20th May '17 10:12:26 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
23rd Apr '17 11:25:20 AM Awesomekid42
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->Oh, but once those shields are down, he has a second form, and he's faster than a speeding cheetah, angrier than a bear away from it's honey, and ''more pathetic than my sex life!'' Wha-What the hell happened!

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->Oh, but once those shields are down, he has a second form, and he's faster than a speeding cheetah, angrier than a bear away from it's honey, and ''more pathetic than my sex life!'' Wha-What the hell happened!happened?!
23rd Apr '17 11:25:04 AM Awesomekid42
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->Oh, but once those shields are down, he has a second form, and he's faster than a speeding cheetah, angrier than a bear away from it's honey, and ''more pathetic than my sex life!'' Wha-What the hell happened!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC31Ju9NLeOAIR0X-uUTpa8w [=DigitalTy=]]]''' on [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Sundowner]]
7th Jul '16 5:34:16 PM Berrenta
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->Omigod, this game--please end. Please end this game. You've already given up. You've already gone "''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Pumpkinhead]]''-with-tennis-shoes" stupid with the [[TheyJustDidntCare not giving a shit.]] It's clear you never meant for anyone to play this far, so just end it already...Just mash the attack button, the guy just dies. I just killed the '''Lord of the Abyss''' [[LethalJokeItem with a fuckin' ping-pong paddle.]] I feel so stupid right now. ''[[AWinnerIsYou "Let us depart in hast before the Black Knight return..."]]'' Yeah let's do that.

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->Omigod, this game--please end. Please end this game. You've already given up. You've already gone "''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Pumpkinhead]]''-with-tennis-shoes" stupid with the [[TheyJustDidntCare not giving a shit.]] shit. It's clear you never meant for anyone to play this far, so just end it already...Just mash the attack button, the guy just dies. I just killed the '''Lord of the Abyss''' [[LethalJokeItem with a fuckin' ping-pong paddle.]] I feel so stupid right now. ''[[AWinnerIsYou "Let us depart in hast before the Black Knight return..."]]'' Yeah let's do that.


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4th Mar '16 11:51:22 AM rjd1922
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8th Feb '16 6:00:17 PM Fourze99
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-> I ''think'' he was supposed to be threatening or difficult or something like that, but all I did was stand in one place and fire at him until the game told me to stop.

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-> I ''think'' he He was supposed ''probably'' meant to be threatening or difficult or something like that, but all I did was stand in one place still and fire at him bullets into his chest until the game told me to stop.
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