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** Julia can cook simple dishes just fine but anything more complicated quickly ends up as an inedible disaster.
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** Thanks to her ''horrible'' cooking skills, Julia's food inevitably makes people ill. As a result, people despise her as they think she's trying to poison them.
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** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
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** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], like]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
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** Julia's cooking [[FoodEatsYou becomes animate and attacks people]]. Not only that, every dish Julia makes becomes a horrible, [[BodyHorror decaying]] predatory monster overflowing with disease with a symbiotic relationship with maggots and rats, which spreads huge mega-overdoses of AIDS, [=H1N1=] influenza, Ebola, gonorrhea, radiation poisoning, Zika, [[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishFlu Spanish Flu]], bubonic plague, malaria (ad nauseam) and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking constipation]] to those unfortunate enough to consume it, killing them upon the first bite.
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** Julia's cooking [[FoodEatsYou becomes animate and attacks people]]. Not only that, every dish Julia makes becomes a horrible, [[BodyHorror decaying]] predatory monster overflowing with disease with a symbiotic relationship with maggots and rats, which spreads huge mega-overdoses of AIDS, [=H1N1=] influenza, Ebola, gonorrhea, radiation poisoning, Zika, [[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishFlu Spanish Flu]], bubonic plague, malaria (ad nauseam) and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking constipation]] mild sneezing]] to those unfortunate enough to consume it, killing them upon the first bite.
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** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotWantGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
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** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotWantGreenEggsAndHam [[IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
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** Julia's dishes always come out horrible the first time. However, as she practices and fixes her mistakes, they quickly climb in taste to anywhere from "not bad" to "it's a party in my mouth".
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** Julia's dishes always come out horrible the first time. However, as she practices and fixes her mistakes, they quickly eventually climb in taste to anywhere from "not bad" to "it's a party in my mouth".
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** Julia's skills have improved on paper, unfortunately she still has a particularly nasty habit of working in the kitchen while angry that results in her deliberately or accidentally ruining her dishes.
** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotWantGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
** The "severe unbalances to nutrition values" are always inevitably her fault, though. As good as it tastes in the end, modern medical standards frown at how much salt she adds.
** When Julia has access to good vittles, her food is still on the low grade of "meh" at best.
** Julia unfortunately has the bad habit of [[RevengeIsADishBestServed making such "pranks" willy nilly]], to the point either her cooking skills have atrophied or nobody believes she has them at all, which leads back to her continuing to do said prank dishes.
** Julia's learning curve unfortunately is still pretty damned slow, especially [[IDoNotWantGreenEggsAndHam with dishes she personally does not likes]], meaning there is an average minimum of one year in which eating her new dishes is a Russian roulette with a ticket to the hospital for a stomach pump as the "prize" and major discomfort otherwise.
** The "severe unbalances to nutrition values" are always inevitably her fault, though. As good as it tastes in the end, modern medical standards frown at how much salt she adds.
** When Julia has access to good vittles, her food is still on the low grade of "meh" at best.
** Julia unfortunately has the bad habit of [[RevengeIsADishBestServed making such "pranks" willy nilly]], to the point either her cooking skills have atrophied or nobody believes she has them at all, which leads back to her continuing to do said prank dishes.
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** "Justified #2" (the "Julia is dyslexic" excuse) and "Justified #5" (the "Julia grew up with no one to teach her how to cook") if done as a VerySpecialEpisode of a TV show.
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** "Justified #2" #3" (the "Julia is dyslexic" excuse) and "Justified #5" (the "Julia grew up with no one to teach her how to cook") if done as a VerySpecialEpisode of a TV show.
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** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Julia pours a bowl of corn flakes and milk, It sets in fire]]
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** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Julia pours a bowl of corn flakes and milk, It sets in fire]]
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** When Julia pours herself a bowl of cereal, one of two things happen, [[EpicFail the bowl somehow shatters itself or the cereal catches on fire]].
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** Julia's horrid attempt at cooking comes [[{{Hypocrite}} right after she disparages Alice's own attempts at cooking as tasting like garbage]].
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** Julia's cooking is so bad that everyone living and undead, no matter their taste in food, [[EveryoneHasStandards aren't gonna have a bite on her meals.]]
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** Julia's dishes always come out horrible the first time. However, as she practices and fixes her mistakes, they quickly climb in taste to anywhere from "not bad" to "it's a party in my mouth".
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** Julia was never taught how to cook at any point in her life, and had to make do with what she gleaned from television and watching others, which ping-pongs between "Not bad, for someone who's never done it in her life" to "Very bad, even for someone who's never done it in her life"
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** Julia was never taught how to cook at any point in her life, and had to make do with what she gleaned from television and watching others, which ping-pongs between "Not bad, for someone who's never done it in her life" to "Very bad, even for someone who's never done it in her life"life".
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** Julia is preparing a food that is poisonous if handled improperly, and doesn't have the necessary training.
