History PlayingWith / HypocriticalHeartwarming

* '''Conversed''': "It's kinda funny how Charlie calling me "chubby" bothers me, but you calling me an "obese warthog" never does."

** Alice is a strict classist, she wouldn't allow a commoner like Charlie to insult a noble like Bob.

** All of Bob's [[WithFriendsLikeThese so called friends]] do nothing but heap insults on him, but will ruthlessly attack anyone else says anything slightly rude.

** Bob comes to apologize to Alice, but Alice says that Bob was right and both are NotSoDifferent after all. They become best friends again and start to help each other with their flaws from that point on.

b) Sees right through Alice, and, although he has flaws as she points out, that doesn't outweigh Alice's flaw - hypocrisy. Knowing they enjoyed insulting him together, Bob begins to [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap]] and gives both [[WouldHitAGirl Alice]] and [[AssholeVictim Charlie]] the [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown brutal, well-deserved beatdown of a lifetime.]]
c) Give his "friend" some mild insults, or ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech very]]'' harsh criticism. Surprised at this, Alice [[MinorInsultMeltdown breaks down into tears,]] leaving Bob [[WasTooHardOnHim remorseful for his actions.]]

b) Sees right through Alice, and, although he has flaws as she points out, that doesn't outweigh Alice's flaw - hypocrisy. Knowing they enjoyed insulting him together, Bob begins to [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap]] and gives both [[WouldHitAGirl Alice]] and [[AssholeVictim Charlie]] the [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown brutal, well-deserved beatdown of a lifetime.]] Unfortunately, Bob becomes [[HeWhoFightsMonsters worse than Alice and Charlie ever were.]]\\

** Alice's name calling is [[InsultOfEndearment affectionate despite sounding rude at first glance]]; Bob knows it and he's also into it. However, she has no patience with those whom are genuinely rude with her friend.

* '''Subverted''': Charlie insults Bob. Alice goes, "HEY!... Charlie, buddy! I haven't seen you in ''ages!''"

** Alice let Charlie insult Bob because Charlie is [[TrueCompanions part of the group]], anyone outsider will endure her wrath.
* '''Parodied''': Charlie calls Bob a "Fat, lazy slacker!" Alice's response: "HEY! ...[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Bob's not a slacker!]]"

* '''Enforced''': "We need to show the audience that Alice [[VitriolicBestBuds cares about Bob]], [[BelligerentSexualTension possibly in that way]]. Having her get angry when someone else taunts Bob is the perfect way to show that."

'''Bob:''' "And what makes you think [[DoubleStandard you]] ''[[DoubleStandard can]]''?! I didn't like it when he did it, and I certainly don't like it when ''you'' do it!"\\

'''Bob:''' "Because I can't complain about it every time you do it. If I could, I'd be hoarse by the third time I met you."

b) Sees right through Alice, and, although he has flaws as she points out, that doesn't outweigh Alice's flaw - hypocrisy. Knowing they enjoyed insulting him together, Bob begins to [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap]] and gives both [[WouldHitAGirl Alice]] and [[AssholeVictim Charlie]] a [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown brutal, well-deserved beatdown of a lifetime]]. Unfortunately, Bob becomes [[HeWhoFightsMonsters worse than Alice and Charlie ever was]].\\
c) Give his "friend" some criticism, or ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech very]]'' harsh criticism; surprised at this, Alice [[MinorInsultMeltdown breaks down into tears]], leaving Bob [[WasTooHardOnHim remorseful for his actions]].

** After the beatdown, Bob is taken to prison, and while Alice and Charlie rejoice, only for Alice to beat up Charlie because she should be the one to rejoice in Bob's sentence.
** Bob comes to apologize to Alice, but Alice said that Bob was right and both are NotSoDifferent after all. They became best friends again and start to help each other with their flaws from that point on.
** ...Alice, during her breakdown, [[NeverMyFault blames Charlie for destroying her friendship with Bob, even though she was the one who killed it by her hypocrisy]].

Hey! I'm the only one who can tell Tropsy to go back to {{Hypocritical Heartwarming}}!

* '''Defied''': Alice refuses to defend Bob, because she knows Charlie's criticisms are true and she thinks Bob needs to hear it from someone who doesn't ''always'' harp on him so he gets the point.

* '''Averted''': Charlie insults Bob, but ALice doesn't say anything.

* '''Averted''': Charlie insults Bob, but Katie doesn't say anything.
* '''Enforced''': "We need to show the audience that Katie [[VitriolicBestBuds cares about Bob]], [[BelligerentSexualTension possibly in that way]]. Having her get angry when someone else taunts Bob is the perfect way to show that."

c) Give his "friend" some criticism, or ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech very]]'' harsh criticism; surprised at this, Katie [[MinorInsultMeltdown breaks down into tears]], leaving Bob [[WasTooHardOnHim remorseful for his actions]].

* '''Straight''': Alice is constantly calling Bob lazy and fat, but when ''Charlie'' calls Bob fat? Alice springs up, saying, "Hey! Only ''I'' can call Bob fat!"

** Alice never says a single good thing about Bob. Ever. But when someone remarks, fairly neutrally, "You're awfully tall..." Alice springs up, saying, "Nobody is allowed to talk about my [[SickeninglySweethearts Bobby-wobbykins]] that way but ''me!''" And then gives said person a MegatonPunch.

* '''Downplayed''': Alice sometimes complains about Bob's weight, but gets angry when Gary insults him about it.

** Alice knows Bob well, and knows he'd rather hear the tough truth than a white lie. But while Alice does it out of genuine concern, Gary is just trying to be insulting.

** She then punches him. "And ''that's'' for saying nasty things about Bob!"

* '''Straight''': Alice is constantly calling Bob lazy and fat, but when ''Charlie'' calls Bob fat? Katie springs up, saying, "Hey! Only ''I'' can call Bob fat!"

'''Bob:''' "And what makes you think [[DoubleStandard you]] ''[[DoubleStandard can]]''?! I didn't like it when he did it, and I certainly don't like it when ''you'' do it!\\