History PlayingWith / AllNaturalGemPolish

* '''Inverted''': Miner Bob mined a bunch of rough and randomly shaped gemstones in the caves.

* '''Discussed''': "Why would I need a gem cutter for? These babies are already perfect!"

* '''Enforced''': "How will the [[ViewersAreMorons viewers]] know Miner Bob's stumbled across a diamond mine [[CoconutEffect if they don't look like diamonds]]?"

* '''Invoked''': ???

* '''Enforced''': ???

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of both rough and polished gems sticking out of the walls.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Once Bob leaves the cave, we find out that Alice is also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob so she could have the entire mine just for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, but then she trips and the gems she was carrying all fall on the floor, where they break upon impact. Turns out that the already cut and polished gems were fake after all.

'''All Natural Gem Polish''': Naturally occurring gems are plentiful, large and already cut and polished.

* '''Subverted''': Miner Bob is a protagonist of an RPG. All of the gem loots he gets needs to be refined first before it can be used.

* '''Parodied''': It's an old tradition for the dwarves of the setting to mine out precious gems, refine them and then bury them back into the ground for adventurers to find.

* '''Deconstructed''': Miner Bob tries to sell his hard earned gems but is only paid in miniscule amounts due to the abundance of gemstone in the economy/market.
* '''Reconstructed''': The gems are only found in Miner Bob's country, in an inverted case of NotRareOverThere. Anyone clever enough to exploit this can make a fortune.

* '''Implied''': The townsfolk of the village where Miner Bob lives in are all adorned in various gem encrusted jewelry and outfits.

* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': ???

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* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Once Bob leaves the cave, we find out that Alice is also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob so she could have the entire mine just for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, but then she trips and all the gems she was carrying fall on the floor, where they break upon impact. Yeah, the gems were indeed fake.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Once Bob leaves the cave, we find out that Alice is also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob so she could have the entire mine just for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, but then she trips and all the gems she was carrying fall on the floor, where they break upon impact. Turns out the gems were fake after all.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Once Bob leaves the cave, we find out that Alice is also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob so she could have the entire mine just for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, but then she trips and all the gems she was carrying fall on the floor, where they break upon impact. Turns out they were fake after all.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Once Bob leaves the cave, we find out that Alice is also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob so she could have the entire mine just for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, but then she trips and lets all the gems fall on the floor, where they break upon impact. Turns out they were fake after all.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She was pretending to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're all actually fake and worthless.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She pretended to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're indeed all fake and worth nothing.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She pretended to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're indeed all fake and worth nothing. Turns out she didn't know that her lie was an actual geological fact.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She pretended to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're all fake and worth nothing.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She pretended to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're all fake and worth nothing. D'oh.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds a cave full of polished gems sticking out of the walls. There, he meets Alice, a geologist, who tells him that the gems found in this cave are fake, because it's geologically impossible to find already cut and polished gems in nature. Bob leaves the cave, but then it's revealed that Alice was also a miner. She pretended to be a geologist in order to trick Bob and have the entire mine for herself. Alice proceeds to collect all the gems in the mine and then goes off to sell them, only to find out that they're all fake and worth nothing. [[DidNotDoTheResearch Her lie turned out to be true]]. D'oh.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob found both rough gemstones and polished gemstones in the gem mine.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Miner Bob finds both rough gemstones and polished gemstones while inside the gem mine.

* '''Zig Zagged''': The gem mine Miner Bob found is filled with both rough gemstones and polished gemstones.

* '''Zig Zagged''': ???

* '''Reconstructed''': ???

* '''Played For Drama''': Miner Bob is a poor man who mines gems for a living to get through life. The gems of in his world are nearly worthless due to its abundance.