History NotAlwaysRight / TropesAToF

17th Oct '17 12:17:26 PM decoy73
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cant-ever-get-delivery-right/ This woman demands a full refund]] from a website because they "lied to her" and "are an unethical company" ... [[InsaneTrollLogic because they sent her an email stating that they were able to get the delivery done two days]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic early.]]'' The woman not only demands a refund, but states that she ''does'' want it early, and that she doesn't want to give it back in any way. When the submitter refuses (since the submitter notes that woman has given no reason to give a refund and that the call is being recorded, preventing any dispute from the bank), the caller hangs up and then calls back ''29 times'' to get the submitter fired. The company gives her the refund, and then [[LaserGuidedKarma redirects the order back to them, blocks her account, address, credit card number, phone number, and IP address from being able to order from the system, and bans her from the site.]]

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cant-ever-get-delivery-right/ com/cant-ever-get-the-delivery-right/84214/ This woman demands a full refund]] from a website because they "lied to her" and "are an unethical company" ... [[InsaneTrollLogic because they sent her an email stating that they were able to get the delivery done two days]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic early.]]'' The woman not only demands a refund, but states that she ''does'' want it the delivery early, and that she doesn't want to give it back in any way. When the submitter refuses (since the submitter notes that the woman has given no reason to give a refund and that the call is being recorded, preventing any dispute from the bank), the caller hangs up and then calls back ''29 times'' to get the submitter fired. The company gives her the refund, and then [[LaserGuidedKarma redirects the order back to them, blocks her account, address, credit card number, phone number, and IP address from being able to order from the system, and bans her from the site.]]
2nd Oct '17 5:56:38 AM Tarlonniel
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* ConfrontingYourImpostor: [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-man-of-many-faces-all-of-them-dumb/ Right here.]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/inn-experienced-guest-part-3/ Here, too.]]

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* ConfrontingYourImpostor: ConfrontingYourImposter: [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-man-of-many-faces-all-of-them-dumb/ Right here.]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/inn-experienced-guest-part-3/ Here, too.]]
1st Oct '17 7:35:28 PM KandC
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/common-sense-playing-truant/ This crazy woman]] refuses to accept that the submitter is a 21-year-old college student and not an underage high school student illegally working, despite proof on her ID, which gets the crazy woman banned from the store. Yet despite this, when the submitter is [[https://notalwaysright.com/common-sense-playing-truant-revenge/ confronted by the crazy woman four years later]], she ''still'' thinks the submitter is a high school student using a fake ID to drink at the bar with her friends, despite the fact that she and her friends had graduated from high school ''seven'' years ago! And just like last time, the woman is also banned from the bar after she refuses to let it go and not bother the submitter.

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/common-sense-playing-truant/ This crazy woman]] refuses to accept that the submitter is a 21-year-old college student and not an underage high school student illegally working, despite proof on her ID, which gets the crazy woman banned from the store. Yet despite this, when the submitter is [[https://notalwaysright.com/common-sense-playing-truant-revenge/ com/common-sense-playing-truant-the-revenge/ confronted by the crazy woman four years later]], she ''still'' thinks the submitter is a high school student using a fake ID to drink at the bar with her friends, despite the fact that she and her friends had graduated from high school ''seven'' years ago! And just like last time, the woman is also banned from the bar after she refuses to let it go and not bother the submitter.



* ConfrontingYourImposter: [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-man-of-many-faces-all-of-them-dumb/ Right here.]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/inn-experienced-guest-part-3/ Here, too.]]

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* ConfrontingYourImposter: ConfrontingYourImpostor: [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-man-of-many-faces-all-of-them-dumb/ Right here.]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/inn-experienced-guest-part-3/ Here, too.]]
28th Sep '17 4:57:46 PM Occidensill
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%%* CaptainObvious: [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-really/ No, really?]]

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%%* * CaptainObvious: Many customers will express with surprise the baldly obvious, like letting employees know that the restaurant they are currently outside is on fire.
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[[http://notalwaysright.com/no-really/ No, really?]]



* FailedASpotCheck: The only explanation for [[http://notalwaysright.com/ahh-youth/ these]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/suddenly-i-feel-very-sorry-for-her-child/ examples]].

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* FailedASpotCheck: Most commonly manifests as either not noticing signs or ignoring evidence for why a door is locked in their determination to enter.
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The only explanation for [[http://notalwaysright.com/ahh-youth/ these]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/suddenly-i-feel-very-sorry-for-her-child/ examples]].



** [[https://notalwaysright.com/brick-for-brains// This guy]] is too stupid to realize that a store with the lights off, no customers, and a locked door is CLOSED, and that the correct way to solve this problem is to throw bricks at the door. And he ''still'' attempted to make an order after being directly told that the door was locked and the store was closed.

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/brick-for-brains// This guy]] is too stupid to realize that a store with the lights off, no customers, and a locked door is CLOSED, and that the correct way to solve this problem is not to throw bricks at the door. And he ''still'' attempted to make an order after being directly told that the door was locked and the store was closed.



** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cuffed-red-handed/74258/ "Good luck proving]] [her assault on a worker] without any police around!" Said to two ''uniformed'' police officers.

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cuffed-red-handed/74258/ "Good luck proving]] [her (her assault on a worker] worker) without any police around!" Said to two ''uniformed'' police officers.
7th Sep '17 11:35:03 AM HeroicJay
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%%* ButICantBePregnant: [[http://notalwaysright.com/even-managers-have-a-stupid-quota/ Oh]], [[http://notalwaysright.com/denial-by-way-of-refund/ yes]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/needs-to-get-their-education-straight/ you]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-strong-case-for-reproductive-licensing/ can]][[note]]Though this one may just have meant she was not trying either way. And took "still having her period" as evidence she wasn't pregnant at the time[[/note]]. And your [[http://notalwaysright.com/that-hot-tub-had-better-be-filled-with-spermicide/ daughter]] too.

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%%* * ButICantBePregnant: Multiple customers attempt to return used pregnancy tests (which no store allows, of course) when they get positive results under the belief that they could not possibly be pregnant. [[FridgeLogic Why would they be using the tests in the first place if they "can't" be pregnant?]] Examples include: [[http://notalwaysright.com/even-managers-have-a-stupid-quota/ Oh]], here]], [[http://notalwaysright.com/denial-by-way-of-refund/ yes]] here]], and [[https://notalwaysright.com/number-one-complaint-pregnancy-tests/ here]].
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[[http://notalwaysright.com/needs-to-get-their-education-straight/ you]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-strong-case-for-reproductive-licensing/ can]][[note]]Though this one may just have meant This]] girl insists she was not trying either way. And took "still having her period" as evidence she wasn't cannot be pregnant at the time[[/note]]. And your [[http://notalwaysright.because she's a lesbian. She is not attracted to women. She has a boyfriend. She just "knows" lesbians "can't" get pregnant, and [[YouKeepUsingThatWord therefore declared herself one]].
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com/that-hot-tub-had-better-be-filled-with-spermicide/ daughter]] too.This mother]] insists that her daughter's pregnancy diagnosis is obviously false because her angel of a daughter is obviously a virgin, despite the implication that said daughter was in an intimate situation with her boyfriend ''and the mother knew it''.
30th Aug '17 8:25:52 PM Harem-author
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/receipt-changed-oil/91085/ This one is especially horrendous]] as it combines with both FrivolousLawsuit and TooDumbToLive. The "customer" in this story immediately demands a MAN to work on her vehicle when greeted by a female mechanic. When a male mechanic is not avialiable, she reluctantly lets the female mechanic work on her car, and when said mechanic finds numerous very dangerous issues, completely ignores the mechanic's advice, including the fact that the radiator had '''no coolant''' and the SUV was going to be driving in temperatures of 36 degrees celcius. So when the car's engine inevitably blows up, from overheating, the female customer goes and forges her invoice to try and make "the stupid female mechanic" look at fault and sue the oil change establishment for $5000 plus the $400 in towing fees. Needless to say, her own bigotry bites her in the ass when it turns out that the female mechanic is the most experienced, most professional, and most talented of the employees and recognized the fraud immediately, printing another copy of the original invoice that proved her innocence, and the customer's culpability.
30th Aug '17 3:28:18 PM Harem-author
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/one-light-feminism/91747/ "I'm just a woman. I can't be expected to know how to do this!" Said instruction? ''Plug in a lamp!''

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/one-light-feminism/91747/ "I'm just a woman. I can't be expected to know how to do this!" this! Just send a tech!"]] Said instruction? ''Plug in a lamp!''
30th Aug '17 3:26:06 PM Harem-author
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/one-light-feminism/91747/ "I'm just a woman. I can't be expected to know how to do this!" Said instruction? ''Plug in a lamp!''
23rd Aug '17 9:26:33 AM mousegold
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cuffed-red-handed/74258/ "Good luck proving]] [her assault on a worker] without any police around!" Said to two ''uniformed'' police officers.
8th Aug '17 6:47:32 PM Kadorhal
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* AllMenArePerverts: ''[[http://notalwaysright.com/definitely-not-right/ This]] story has a woman trying using IHaveBoobsYouMustObey and failing [[EpicFail hard]] due to the guy being gay. So, what she does is shout out ridiculous and contradictory insults in the hope that [[RefugeInAudacity he'll be speechless long enough for her to run away from that rather embarrassing situation.]]

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* AllMenArePerverts: ''[[http://notalwaysright.com/definitely-not-right/ This]] story has a woman trying using IHaveBoobsYouMustObey to use IHaveBoobsYouMustObey, and failing [[EpicFail hard]] due to the guy being gay. So, what she does is shout out ridiculous and contradictory insults in the hope that [[RefugeInAudacity he'll be speechless long enough for her to run away from that rather embarrassing situation.]]gay.



* AmbiguousSyntax: Posted sign in a bathroom: "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." (If no employee comes in to wash your hands, can you just wash them yourself?). [[http://notalwaysright.com/self-disservice Self-Disservice]] is a case of a LiteralMinded customer seeing such a sign and waiting in the restroom for someone to wash her hands for her.

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* AmbiguousSyntax: Posted sign in a bathroom: "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." (If no employee comes in to wash your hands, can you just wash them yourself?). [[http://notalwaysright.com/self-disservice Self-Disservice]] is a case of a LiteralMinded customer seeing such a sign stating "Employees must wash hands", and waiting in the restroom for someone an employee to wash her hands for her. her.



** [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-lie-to-yourself-diet/ This customer]] orders a veggie pizza because she's on a diet... but then asks them to hold all the actual vegetarian ingredients and add various meats.

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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-lie-to-yourself-diet/ This customer]] orders a veggie pizza because she's on a diet... but then asks them to hold all the actual vegetarian ingredients and add various meats. The employee just rings it up as a meats pizza with tomatoes, without telling her, because that's what it actually is.



** [[http://notalwaysright.com/situation-goes-south-park-very-quickly Situation Goes South-park-very-quickly]] has a mother taking her son to see ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' gets told by the employee that it's NOT made for kids as it filled with swearing, offensive humor and general themes not appropriate for kids but the mother doesn't care because it's a cartoon, therefore it's for kids. And, of course, [[NeverMyFault she then places the blame on the employee]] when it turns out she was wrong and her five-year-old son starts calling her an "uncle fucker" while screaming that he wants to keep watching.

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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/situation-goes-south-park-very-quickly Situation Goes South-park-very-quickly]] South (Park) Very Quickly]] has a mother taking her son to see ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' gets ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'', is told by the employee that it's NOT made for kids as it it's filled with swearing, offensive humor and general themes not appropriate for kids but the mother doesn't care kids, and completely ignores him because it's a cartoon, therefore it's for kids. And, of course, [[NeverMyFault she then places the blame on the employee]] when it turns out she was wrong and her five-year-old son starts calling her an "uncle fucker" while screaming that he wants to keep watching.



* AristocratsAreEvil: [[https://notalwaysright.com/not-people-person-2/ This person]] is so rude and bossy to the staff, they've taken to calling her "Her Royal Highness."

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* AristocratsAreEvil: [[https://notalwaysright.com/not-people-person-2/ com/not-a-people-person-3/84139/ This person]] is so rude and bossy to the staff, they've taken to calling her "Her Royal Highness."
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