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21st Jul '17 8:46:39 PM Zaptech
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*** In one scene, Alucard casually demonstrates his superiority to all other vampires for [[SixthRanger Pip]] by [[IDoNotDrinkWine sipping wine]], sitting in [[DaywalkingVampire direct sunlight]], and traveling (by plane) [[CannotCrossRunningWater over a moving body of water]] in the most pimptastic manner he can manage. Seras, on the other hand, has to stick to the coffin for the trip, much to her displeasure.\\\

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*** In one scene, Alucard casually demonstrates his superiority to all other vampires for [[SixthRanger Pip]] by [[IDoNotDrinkWine sipping wine]], sitting in [[DaywalkingVampire direct sunlight]], and traveling (by plane) [[CannotCrossRunningWater over a moving body of water]] in the most pimptastic manner he can manage. Seras, on the other hand, has to stick to the coffin for the trip, much to her displeasure.displeasure, and the mere act of eating normal food and drinking human drinks causes her serious physical pain.\\\
30th Jun '17 4:41:41 PM Yuihime
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* ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' manages to get a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' jab in by proxy. Florence and Winston are at a Day of the Dead celebration when they find a doll in the shape of a 20th century legendary monster. The doll is stylized, as the monster's reputation has been increasingly romanticized and less horrific over the centuries, and sparkles. [[spoiler: It's ''Adolf Hitler''.]]
26th Jun '17 5:02:17 PM CerotechOmega
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** Another part of the episode shows Anderson decapitating Alucard and impaling his head to a wall with a silver sword blessed by the Catholic Church; thinking he's killed the vampire, he brags to Integra Hellsing how he killed him. After a pause, Integra laughs in his face. Chopping his head off is step ''one''. Anderson forgot steps two through ''ten''. And considering how hard step one was to accomplish...
--->'''Alucard''': You done goofed.

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** Another part of the episode shows Anderson decapitating Alucard and impaling his head to a wall with a silver sword blessed by the Catholic Church; thinking he's killed the vampire, he brags to Integra Hellsing how he corrects him in regards to that.
--->'''Integra''': Just shut up! Where is Alucard?!\\
'''Anderson''': Him? I
killed him. After a pause, Integra laughs in him!\\
'''Integra''': Killed him...?\\
'''Anderson''': Cut off
his face. Chopping his head off is bloody head!\\
'''Integra''': Oh? That's
step ''one''. Anderson forgot steps one. What about two through ''ten''. And considering how hard step one was to accomplish...
--->'''Alucard''':
ten...?\\
'''Anderson''': [[OhCrap Ah Christ!!]] *''Alucard regenerates''*\\
'''Alucard''':
You done goofed.\\
'''Anderson''': How in the bloodsoaked Protestant hell did you do that?!\\
'''Alucard''': [[AWizardDidIt Fuck you, that's how.]]
25th Jun '17 6:18:31 PM nombretomado
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*** Lestat approaches the goth-band who practices above his crypt and tells them he is the Vampire Lestat, and is going to be their new lead singer. Lestat is surprised when the goths are pleased he took Lestat as his stage name (having read ''InterviewWithAVampire'') and not Dracula -- "everyone calls themselves Dracula."

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*** Lestat approaches the goth-band who practices above his crypt and tells them he is the Vampire Lestat, and is going to be their new lead singer. Lestat is surprised when the goths are pleased he took Lestat as his stage name (having read ''InterviewWithAVampire'') ''Literature/InterviewWithTheVampire'') and not Dracula -- "everyone calls themselves Dracula."
6th Jun '17 2:05:40 AM kageshirou
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-->'''[[CuteWitch Marisa]]:''' You're one of ''those'', right? Can't stand sunlight or odorous vegetables, or silver things. You know, the masters of the night with tons of weaknesses for some reason...

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-->'''[[CuteWitch Marisa]]:''' You're one of ''those'', ''[[{{Vampire}} those]]'', right? Can't stand sunlight or odorous smelly vegetables, or silver things. You know, the The masters of the night with tons of weaknesses which for some reason...reason have tons of weaknesses...
25th Apr '17 8:29:48 AM TPPR10
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* Remilia Scarlet of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' actually likes cross imagery (she uses them in her spellcards), and is absolutely baffled as to why people think she should be weakened by it. Her sister Flandre is even described as cheerfully playing around with crosses in the spinoff game ''Shoot the Bullet''. On the other hand, as she explains in one of ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil's'' endings, direct exposure to sunlight ''does'' hurt her and she ''will'' burn to ashes if exposed to it for too long (what constitutes "too long" is not defined)--which is why she has to use a parasol during the day. Also, since the Japanese word for vampire has the kanji for [{{oni}} in it, they share weaknesses with them like sardine heads, broken holly branches and roasted soybeans.

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* Remilia Scarlet of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' actually likes cross imagery (she uses them in her spellcards), and is absolutely baffled as to why people think she should be weakened by it. Her sister Flandre is even described as cheerfully playing around with crosses in the spinoff game ''Shoot the Bullet''. On the other hand, as she explains in one of ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil's'' endings, direct exposure to sunlight ''does'' hurt her and she ''will'' burn to ashes if exposed to it for too long (what constitutes "too long" is not defined)--which is why she has to use a parasol during the day. Also, since the Japanese word for vampire has the kanji for [{{oni}} {{oni}} in it, they share weaknesses with them like sardine heads, broken holly branches and roasted soybeans.
25th Apr '17 8:29:21 AM TPPR10
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* Remilia Scarlet of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' actually likes cross imagery (she uses them in her spellcards), and is absolutely baffled as to why people think she should be weakened by it. Her sister Flandre is even described as cheerfully playing around with crosses in the spinoff game ''Shoot the Bullet''. On the other hand, as she explains in one of ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil's'' endings, direct exposure to sunlight ''does'' hurt her and she ''will'' burn to ashes if exposed to it for too long (what constitutes "too long" is not defined)--which is why she has to use a parasol during the day.

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* Remilia Scarlet of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' actually likes cross imagery (she uses them in her spellcards), and is absolutely baffled as to why people think she should be weakened by it. Her sister Flandre is even described as cheerfully playing around with crosses in the spinoff game ''Shoot the Bullet''. On the other hand, as she explains in one of ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil's'' endings, direct exposure to sunlight ''does'' hurt her and she ''will'' burn to ashes if exposed to it for too long (what constitutes "too long" is not defined)--which is why she has to use a parasol during the day. Also, since the Japanese word for vampire has the kanji for [{{oni}} in it, they share weaknesses with them like sardine heads, broken holly branches and roasted soybeans.
14th Apr '17 3:41:23 AM CumbersomeTercel
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** The episode "Lie to Me," when the Scoobies encounter a group of would-be vampires who have bought into the idea of vampires as romantic and misunderstood. Angel grouses at moderate length about their misapprehensions, noting in particular "Do they really think we dress like that?" ...Only to have one of the groupies push past him wearing his exact outfit.
** In his first appearance, Spike expresses incredulity that people still buy into "the [[Literature/TheVampireChronicles Anne Rice routine]]" about romantic, tortured vampires. [[HilariousInHindsight Ironically, being exactly that defines his character a few seasons later.]]

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** The episode "Lie to Me," "[[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E7LieToMe}} Lie To Me]]", when the Scoobies encounter a group of would-be vampires who have bought into the idea of vampires as romantic and misunderstood. Angel grouses at moderate length about their misapprehensions, noting in particular "Do they really think we dress like that?" ...Only to have one of the groupies push past him wearing his exact outfit.
** [[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E3SchoolHard}} In his first appearance, appearance]], Spike expresses incredulity that people still buy into "the [[Literature/TheVampireChronicles Anne Rice routine]]" about romantic, tortured vampires. [[HilariousInHindsight Ironically, being exactly that defines his character a few seasons later.]]
3rd Apr '17 7:32:25 AM ASTOL01
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* In Creator/ChinaMieville's ''Literature/TheScar'', it's more like "all vampires suck," as vampires are described as having a reputation as "junkies" among the other undead.

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* In Creator/ChinaMieville's ''Literature/TheScar'', it's more like "all vampires suck," as vampires are described as having a reputation as "junkies" among the other undead. Specifically, their need to sustain themselves on blood makes them less formidable monsters of the night and more homeless addicts in constant need of a fix.
22nd Mar '17 9:57:12 PM Madrugada
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** In one episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'', Angel becomes offended when asked by a demon if he should be sleeping in his coffin. Then again, the demon was playing ObfuscatingStupidity with Angel.


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* In one episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'', Angel becomes offended when asked by a demon if he should be sleeping in his coffin. Then again, the demon was playing ObfuscatingStupidity with Angel.
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