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24th May '16 11:04:37 AM Sharlee
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* ''Series/{{Gotham}}'': Fish Mooney comes back with a crack about Peabody's mama when the other woman insists on calling her "number 13" rather than by name.
19th May '16 1:37:53 PM erforce
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* From ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', when Walter Peck tries to have the 'Busters arrested:

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* From ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'', when Walter Peck tries to have the 'Busters arrested:



'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER... (''the rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[NotSoStoic expresses actual emotion;]] it's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA"'')

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'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER... MOTHER-- (''the rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[NotSoStoic expresses actual emotion;]] it's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA"'')
15th May '16 2:36:09 AM PhoenixReece
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* ''VideoGame/OddworldStrangersWrath'' has a gang boss by the name of Jo' Mamma. Stranger makes very knowing quips about it the entire level.
-->'''Stranger''': Jo' Mamma ain't gonna last long with me on her tail. Heh heh.
8th May '16 9:39:23 PM nombretomado
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* In ''HomeImprovement'', Tim Taylor often utilized this trope on his "Tool Time" co-host, Al Boarland. In the episode where Tim dreamt about an alien encounter and then during a show about roofing (while speculating that Al may be an alien):

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* In ''HomeImprovement'', ''Series/HomeImprovement'', Tim Taylor often utilized this trope on his "Tool Time" co-host, Al Boarland. In the episode where Tim dreamt about an alien encounter and then during a show about roofing (while speculating that Al may be an alien):
7th May '16 8:17:37 AM Iampureevil
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* "Shell Shock" by Gym Class Heroes eventually deteriorates into a bunch of [[YourMom Yo Momma]] jokes (complete with booing), before finally ending with:

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* "Shell Shock" by Gym Class Heroes eventually deteriorates into a bunch of [[YourMom Yo Momma]] Momma jokes (complete with booing), before finally ending with:


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* {{WebVideo/Jacksfilms}} once asked his fans for their best yo mama jokes as an episode of ''yiay''. Some of them were [[SubvertedTrope subversions.]]
** These occasionally crop up in other yiays as well.
** There was also the sketch in ''Your Grammar Sucks'' involving trading poorly written yo mama jokes.
1st May '16 10:52:01 AM SteveMB
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* "Your mother wears army boots!" (or "combat boots"). The implication is that she must have got them by bartering sex with a soldier for clothes. This particular one, referring to women in poor villages who would put out in such a fashion, has become a ForgottenTrope that [[DontExplainTheJoke has to be explained]] to a modern listener. Especially since a woman who wears army boots these days is much more likely to be ''in'' the army. If this insult is ever used unironically now, the implication is probably that the insulter thinks the insultee's mother is a lesbian, in an inversion of RealWomenDontWearDresses.

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* "Your mother wears army boots!" (or "combat boots"). The implication is that she must have got them by bartering sex with a soldier for clothes. This particular one, referring to women in poor villages who would put out in such a fashion, has become a ForgottenTrope that [[DontExplainTheJoke has to be explained]] to a modern listener. Especially since a woman who wears army boots these days is much more likely to be ''in'' the army. If this insult is ever used unironically now, the implication is probably that the insulter thinks the insultee's mother is a lesbian, [[ButchLesbian lesbian]], in an inversion of RealWomenDontWearDresses.
28th Apr '16 2:29:45 PM nighttrainfm
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** In the Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration episode ''The Samaritan Snare'', Captain Picard tells the story of how he came to need an artificial heart after unwisely insulting a group of Nausicans. His recounting of the events included one of these directed at the most fearsome of his opponents. Picard being Picard, though, the insult was couched in the most urbain terms possible:

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** In the Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration episode ''The Samaritan Snare'', Captain Picard tells the story of how he came to need an artificial heart after unwisely insulting a group of Nausicans. His recounting of the events included one of these directed at the most fearsome of his opponents. Picard being Picard, though, the insult was couched in the most urbain urbane terms possible:
26th Apr '16 11:35:04 PM aye_amber
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* ''WKRPInCincinnati'' - Herb reluctantly buys a painting at a charity sale to score points with the boss - Bailey likes it and says so, and he gives it to her. Later he hears it may be worth a fortune and tells her he wants it back, saying "I meant 'It's yours' like a figure of speech, like 'I love you' or 'So's your mother!'" When she won't give it back he tells her "I'm very disappointed in you." She looks conciliatory and says "Herb? [flatly:] So's your mother."

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* ''WKRPInCincinnati'' - ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati:'' Herb reluctantly buys a painting at a charity sale to score points with the boss - Bailey likes it and says so, and he gives it to her. Later he hears it may be worth a fortune and tells her he wants it back, saying "I meant 'It's yours' like a figure of speech, like 'I love you' or 'So's your mother!'" When she won't give it back he tells her "I'm very disappointed in you." She looks conciliatory and says "Herb? [flatly:] So's your mother."
21st Apr '16 12:57:34 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* Overheard at a science fiction convention, directed at a group of [[StarTrek Klingon]] cosplayers: "Your mothers wear ballet slippers!" (Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfFunny, given how the Klingons are the stereotypical ProudWarriorRaceGuys and the insult implied that their mothers preferred the arts to "acceptable" military pastimes.)

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* Overheard at a science fiction convention, directed at a group of [[StarTrek Klingon]] cosplayers: "Your mothers wear ballet slippers!" (Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfFunny, given how happens to be the ''second'' most popular such zinger against the [[StarTrek Klingons]] and their cosplayers, considering the Klingons are the stereotypical ProudWarriorRaceGuys and the insult implied that their mothers preferred the arts to "acceptable" military pastimes.)
21st Apr '16 8:31:08 AM StFan
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-->'''Karateman 1''': Yo sensei is so fat, he could sell shade!
-->'''Karateman 2''': Your sensei is so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the couch.

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-->'''Karateman 1''': 1:''' Yo sensei is so fat, he could sell shade!
-->'''Karateman 2''':
shade!\\
'''Karateman 2:'''
Your sensei is so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the couch.



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* One of ventriloquist Creator/JeffDunham's puppets, José Jalapeño [[XOnAStick on a Steek]] has so insulted another puppet, Peanut, this way that it has become something of a RunningGag. For example, this happens when Peanut insults José by calling him a "Mexican condiment":
-->'''José:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I do not use them.]]\\
'''Peanut:''' You don't?\\
'''José:''' And neither did your mother!
** Shortly thereafter, this happens:
--->'''Peanut:''' Your mother was a corn dog!\\
'''José:''' [[CatchPhrase On a steek!]]
** Another example: in the ChristmasSpecial, Jeff asks José what he wants for Christmas and Peanut butts in:
--->'''Peanut:''' I think he needs a bigger stick.\\
'''José:''' That's not what your mother said!
* On ''Occupation: Foole'', Creator/GeorgeCarlin talks about "playing the dozens":
--> Some places had rules when you were puttin' each other down: "No mothers, man! No mothers!" We didn't have that rule. We'd start right in with your mother....and work from there: "Hey, where'd ya go last night?" "I was out wit' your mother, man! Aha-hah-hah!"....That originated in black street culture as "the dozens." Or "cappin'" on each other, "signifyin'." [Low voice] "The dozens....playin' the dozens....Ya wanna play the dozens? Well, the dozens is a game. But the way I fuck ya mother is a goddamn shame!"
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* Issue 611 of [[ComicBook/SpiderMan ''Amazing Spider-Man'']] sees a LetsYouAndHimFight between Spider-Man and {{SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool}} degenerate into a [[http://www.comicvine.com/deadpool/4005-7606/forums/yo-mama-fight-534843/ gladiatorial battle of "Yo Momma" jokes]] (as in, they end up just standing in the middle of a basketball court firing zingers off at each other). After being pushed just too far by Spidey, Deadpool prepares to break out "Yo Mommageddon", a 'Yo Momma' crack he's honed so perfectly that it causes people to cry themselves to death (although in Hebrew it only makes people bite their own tongues off, as Deadpool learnt when he sold it to Mossad). He's just about to break it out when his beeper goes off, revealing that he's [[PunchClockVillain done for the day]]. He then cheerfully offers to buy Spidey a beer.
** One of the kids who were watching the "fight" calls Deadpool out on it, claiming Deadpool was bluffing about the "Yo Mommageddon". Deadpool whispers HALF of the joke in the kid's ear, and he immediately starts crying.
** In case anyone's wondering what the blacked-out joke was: "Yo Mama's so old she gave {{Dracula}} a reach around."

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* Issue 611 of [[ComicBook/SpiderMan ''Amazing Spider-Man'']] ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Amazing Spider-Man]]'' sees a LetsYouAndHimFight between Spider-Man and {{SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool}} ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} degenerate into a [[http://www.comicvine.com/deadpool/4005-7606/forums/yo-mama-fight-534843/ gladiatorial battle of "Yo Momma" jokes]] (as in, they end up just standing in the middle of a basketball court firing zingers off at each other). After being pushed just too far by Spidey, Deadpool prepares to break out "Yo Mommageddon", a 'Yo Momma' "Yo Momma" crack he's honed so perfectly that it causes people to cry themselves to death (although in Hebrew it only makes people bite their own tongues off, as Deadpool learnt when he sold it to Mossad). He's just about to break it out when his beeper goes off, revealing that he's [[PunchClockVillain done for the day]]. He then cheerfully offers to buy Spidey a beer.
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beer. One of the kids who were watching the "fight" calls Deadpool out on it, claiming Deadpool was bluffing about the "Yo Mommageddon". Deadpool whispers HALF of the joke in the kid's ear, and he immediately starts crying.
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crying. In case anyone's wondering what the blacked-out joke was: "Yo Mama's so old she gave {{Dracula}} a reach around."



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* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' has several G-rated versions:
** When Garfield stands on the talking scale:
--->'''Scale:''' Let me put it this way... Have you ever considered a career as a river barge?\\
'''Garfield:''' Your mother was a blender!\\
'''Scale:''' That hurt.
** When he does his act on the fence, he tells his audience: "All of your mothers wear army boots!"
*** He said this to a dog once, who merely walked away thinking "He's lucky Mom was in the military."
** Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy from him to practice. When he orders "Attack!", Garfield tells the dummy: "Your mother wears combat boots!"
** When Garfield is a bad mood, he shouts to a bunch of dogs: "All your mothers wear flea collars!" which gets him beaten up.
** Garfield barks something to a chained dog, who gets really mad. Garfield explains that it meant "Your mother has fleas".
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850424 Odie was chasing cars]] and Garfield tried to caution him against it because he could get clobbered. Realizing he said "clobbered", Garfield then told Odie a Buick said "unkind things" about Odie's mother.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850904 Garfield, as "The Caped Avenger", felt he could get into all sorts of troubles and]] be protected by his sidekick Odie (a.k.a. Slurps). When Garfield smacked a dog and said the dog's mother chased garbage trucks, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Slurps resigned his "comission".]]
** Garfield playing the trope straight:
-->'''Garfield:''' Well, ''your'' mother is so fat that your family photo had to be taken by Voyager 2!
* In one of the rare occasions in ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' where Booker achieves some sort of victory against the worms, he looked into a hole, which Booker then plugged with a cork. Booker then yelled, calling the worm's mother a "garden hose". As Booker expected, the worm hit its head at the cork while trying to return to the surface to respond to the insult.
** In a later ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' story, a worm told Booker his mother swam after garbage scows. Booker reacted by trying to go after the worm, who then retreated itself into a hole where Booker got stuck. Then Orson, whom Booker affectionally calls "Mom", showed up wearing a swimsuit and telling Booker to hurry up because the garbage scow was coming down the creek. Booker groaned in frustration.
** Feeling bored, Wade told Cody his mother had fleas so Cody would chase him away.
** Orson wondered why Roy considered himself qualified to be the judge of an "ugly face contest". When Roy said he knew ugly when he saw it, Lanolin jokingly mentioned "he should". Roy then asked "what was that about my (Roy's) mother?"
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1989-01-21 Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish]]. "Hey, fish! Your mother wears waders!" Then a strong fish breaks through the ice and drags Roy's face into water. Roy ends the strip with a broken and frozen face.
* One ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip has Jason and Marcus trash-talking each other before a test with "your momma" lines. This strip led to the name of one of the compilation books, ''Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables''.
* Caesar from ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' is a walking encyclopedia of this trope.
* ComicStrip/{{Curtis}} is always getting these from the strip's two bullies, Derek and "Onion".
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-->'''SPC. Atti:''' I called his mother a whore. Does that count?

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-->'''SPC.--->'''SPC. Atti:''' I called his mother a whore. Does that count?count?
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'':
-->'''Frieza Goon A:''' Damn man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a [[SpaceX space-barn!]]\\
'''Frieza Goon B:''' Yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of YOUR MOM!
** Cui and Vegeta do this back and forth. Vegeta does it to Cui, who responds that his species reproduces asexually ("Gross. Out of my way.") Cui then does it to Vegeta in the same ep as the first example.
--->'''Vegeta:''' My mother's ''dead''.\\
'''Cui:''' I ''know''.
** Which is then chillingly referenced by Freeza during his fight with Vegeta:
--->'''Freeza:''' Well, Vegeta, time to send you crying home to mommy.\\
'''Vegeta:''' (''in extreme pain'') My... mother's... dead.\\
'''Freeza:''' ''I know.''
** It also happens in "Bardock the Father of Goku".
--->'''Bardock:''' We need to raise an army, and--\\
'''Random Saiyan:''' Your ''mom's'' an army!
* PlayedForLaughs in ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'':
-->'''Serena:''' Come on, Amy, let's go stalk him!\\
'''Amy:''' But I'm trying to study!\\
'''Serena:''' So's your '''mom'''!\\
'''Amy:''' Serena, that doesn't make any sense.\\
'''Serena:''' Shut up!
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
-->'''Yami:''' I said you were cute. It's a compliment! Geez!\\
'''Yugi:''' (''angrily'') Your ''face'' is cute!\\
'''Yami:''' Yup.
** Also in Episode 47:
--->'''Kaiba:''' Hey, uh, question. Are you just going to paraphrase old movies and TV shows at us, or are you actually going to DO SOMETHING?\\
'''Noah:''' ...Your mother.
** And in Marik's Evil Council video #2:
--->'''Rex:''' [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Hey, baby, huh huh... come to Raptor.]]\\
'''Rebecca:''' Eww, you guys have cooties!\\
'''Marik:''' Your mother has cooties!\\
'''[[SealedEvilInATeddyBear Teddy]]:''' Your mother plays card games in Hell!\\
'''Marik:''' [[InsultBackfire I know! That's because I killed her!]]\\
'''Teddy:''' ...Oh.
* This exchange in ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'':
-->'''Dio:''' [[MemeticMutation Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?]]\\
'''Zeppeli:''' As a matter of fact, I do. It was enough to fuck your mother last night!
* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Alucard gives a particularly nice one to the SWAT team who bust into his room
-->'''Cops:''' '''DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!!'''\\
'''Alucard:''' I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!!



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* ''Film/JohnnyMnemonic''
-->'''[[BadassPreacher The Priest]]''': Who's "Jones"?\\
'''Spider''': He's that guy who fucks your mother.

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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Film/JohnnyMnemonic''
''WesternAnimation/BebesKids'' features a Dozens fight between Robin and Dorthea.
* In ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar'', [[SpeechImpairedAnimal Abu]] apparently did this to [[PollyWantsAMicrophone Iago]], going by the fact that the latter angrily yells "Hey! Do I insult ''your'' mother?" back at him.
* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'' has a scene in ''Fievel Goes West'' where [[CowardlyLion Tiger]] escapes a pack of dogs on a train. He takes the time to shout back in triumph "Your momma was never house broken!"
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* ''Film/JohnnyMnemonic'':
-->'''[[BadassPreacher The Priest]]''': Priest]]:''' Who's "Jones"?\\
'''Spider''': '''Spider:''' He's that guy who fucks your mother.



* ''Film/ShortCircuit'': "Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!" (makes a Bronx cheer sound)

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* ''Film/ShortCircuit'': ''Film/ShortCircuit'':
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"Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!" (makes a Bronx cheer sound)



-->'''Ben:''' ([[ItMakesSenseInContext reading romantic lines from a prompt that he doesn't know has been disrupted by a cat]]) What I really want to tell you is...tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.
-->'''Sandy:''' Wait, I know a little Spanish. My mother... sleeps... with your dog?
* ''BebesKids'' features a Dozens fight between Robin and Dorthea.

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-->'''Ben:''' ([[ItMakesSenseInContext --->'''Ben:''' (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext reading romantic lines from a prompt that he doesn't know has been disrupted by a cat]]) cat]]'') What I really want to tell you is...is... tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.
-->'''Sandy:'''
perro.\\
'''Sandy:'''
Wait, I know a little Spanish. My mother... sleeps... with your dog?
* ''BebesKids'' features a Dozens fight between Robin and Dorthea.
dog?



'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER... ''(The rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[NotSoStoic expresses actual emotion.]] It's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA")''

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'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER... ''(The (''the rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[NotSoStoic expresses actual emotion.]] It's emotion;]] it's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA")''EPA"'')



* ''Film/MajorLeague'' - Catcher Jake Taylor gets a batter to pop up for a game-ending out with a little impromptu trash-talking along these lines.

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* ''Film/MajorLeague'' - ''Film/MajorLeague'': Catcher Jake Taylor gets a batter to pop up for a game-ending out with a little impromptu trash-talking along these lines.



* ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'': [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"]]

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* ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'': ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'':
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[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"]]



'''Barney''': Just your mother!
* ''Film/YTuMamaTambien'': The movie's title ''is'' this trope (usually translated "And your mama too!")
** Unusually for this trope, the character who says it [[IBangedYourMom actually has had sex with the other's mother]].

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'''Barney''': '''Barney:''' Just your mother!
* ''Film/YTuMamaTambien'': The movie's title ''is'' this trope (usually translated "And your mama too!")
**
too!") Unusually for this trope, the character who says it [[IBangedYourMom actually has had sex with the other's mother]].



--> '''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari''': Your mother's deaf...\\
'''Ed Tuttle''': My mother's dead, you little twerp.\\
'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari''': I guess that why she didn't move around a lot. ''*OhCrap look*''

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--> '''Kenny -->'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari''': Scolari:''' Your mother's deaf...\\
'''Ed Tuttle''': Tuttle:''' My mother's dead, you little twerp.\\
'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari''': Scolari:''' I guess that why she didn't move around a lot. ''*OhCrap look*''



-->'''Dr Virgil''': How's your mother?
-->'''Robert''': Okay I guess.
-->'''Dr Virgil''': Do you know she has crabs so big I ride them to work?

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-->'''Dr Virgil''': Virgil:''' How's your mother?
-->'''Robert''':
mother?\\
'''Robert:'''
Okay I guess.
-->'''Dr Virgil''':
guess.\\
'''Dr Virgil:'''
Do you know she has crabs so big I ride them to work?



-->'''Zao:''' "Who sent you?"\\
'''Jinx:''' "Your momma. She wanted me to tell you that she's real disappointed in you."

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-->'''Zao:''' "Who Who sent you?"\\
you?\\
'''Jinx:''' "Your Your momma. She wanted me to tell you that she's real disappointed in you."



-->'''British Guy:''' I could pay someone to kill you.
-->'''Music/IceCube:''' [[BadassBoast I could kill you right now for free]].
-->'''British guy:''' [[BullyingADragon You and whose army]]?
-->'''Music/IceCube:''' Yo' mommas.

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-->'''British Guy:''' I could pay someone to kill you.
-->'''Music/IceCube:'''
you.\\
'''Music/IceCube:'''
[[BadassBoast I could kill you right now for free]].
-->'''British
free]].\\
'''British
guy:''' [[BullyingADragon You and whose army]]?
-->'''Music/IceCube:'''
army]]?\\
'''Music/IceCube:'''
Yo' mommas.



-->'''Craig:''' *Pulls a Glock out of his drawer and shoves it in Smokey's face*
-->'''Smokey:''' Man, where you get that from?
-->'''Craig:''' Yo' momma.

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-->'''Craig:''' *Pulls (''pulls a Glock out of his drawer and shoves it in Smokey's face*
-->'''Smokey:'''
face'')\\
'''Smokey:'''
Man, where you get that from?
-->'''Craig:'''
from?\\
'''Craig:'''
Yo' momma.



-->'''Errol:''' Oi, fuckface, he wasn't asking you.
-->'''Turkish:''' "Fuckface." That's clever. I'll have to remember that next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

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-->'''Errol:''' Oi, fuckface, he wasn't asking you.
-->'''Turkish:'''
you.\\
'''Turkish:'''
"Fuckface." That's clever. I'll have to remember that next time I'm climbing off yer mum.



-->'''Detective Traxler''': Well, how do I look?\\
'''Detective Vukovich''': Like you've been dead for a week.\\
'''Detective Traxler''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yo mama.]]

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-->'''Detective Traxler''': Traxler:''' Well, how do I look?\\
'''Detective Vukovich''': Vukovich:''' Like you've been dead for a week.\\
'''Detective Traxler''': Traxler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yo mama.]]



* In ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker does one by insulting Gambol's grandma.
-->'''The Joker''': If we don't deal with this now, soon (''shrug'') little Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
-->'''Gambol''': ENOUGH! FROM THE CLOWN!

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* In ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker ComicBook/TheJoker does one by insulting Gambol's grandma.
-->'''The Joker''': Joker:''' If we don't deal with this now, soon (''shrug'') little Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
-->'''Gambol''':
grandma.\\
'''Gambol:'''
ENOUGH! FROM THE CLOWN!



-->'''Student''': Cool wig, Janice. What's it made of?
-->'''Janice''': Your mother's chest hair!

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-->'''Student''': -->'''Student:''' Cool wig, Janice. What's it made of?
-->'''Janice''':
of?\\
'''Janice:'''
Your mother's chest hair!



-->'''Viktor Rostavili''': Еби свою маму в задницу.[[labelnote:Latin transliteration]]Yebi svoyu mamu v zadnicu.[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:English translation]]Fuck your mother in the ass.[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Art Ridzik''': What did he say?\\
'''Ivan Danko''': He say, "[[GoshDangItToHeck Go and kiss your mother's behind.]]"

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-->'''Viktor Rostavili''': Rostavili:''' Еби свою маму в задницу.[[labelnote:Latin transliteration]]Yebi svoyu mamu v zadnicu.[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:English translation]]Fuck your mother in the ass.[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Art Ridzik''': Ridzik:''' What did he say?\\
'''Ivan Danko''': Danko:''' He say, "[[GoshDangItToHeck Go and kiss your mother's behind.]]"



-->'''Bernard''': They probably cheated.
-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.

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-->'''Bernard''': -->'''Bernard:''' They probably cheated.
-->'''Bean''':
cheated.\\
'''Bean:'''
Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.



-->'''Joey''': You listening? Your mother sucks [[ClusterFBomb fucking, big, fucking elephant dicks!]] You got that?

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-->'''Joey''': -->'''Joey:''' You listening? Your mother sucks [[ClusterFBomb fucking, big, fucking elephant dicks!]] You got that?



* "[[Film/ChasingAmy Your mom is a tracer!]]"

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* %%* "[[Film/ChasingAmy Your mom is a tracer!]]"



* In Creator/StephenKing's novella, ''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons The Body]]'', there are several Your Mom insults, such as "Your mother blows dead rats!" Also, when Chris holds Ace at gunpoint:
-->'''Chris:''' Oh, why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? I hear she loves the way you do it.\\

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* In Creator/StephenKing's novella, novella ''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons The Body]]'', there Body]]'':
** There
are several Your Mom insults, such as "Your mother blows dead rats!" rats!"
**
Also, when Chris holds Ace at gunpoint:
-->'''Chris:''' --->'''Chris:''' Oh, why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? I hear she loves the way you do it.\\



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-->'''Bashir''': Quark, leave it!
-->'''Quark''': I can't leave it, it's all that I have. My personal mementos, my family album...
-->'''Bashir''': It's full of gold-pressed latinum, and you know it.
-->'''Quark''': ...Who told you?
-->'''Bashir''': Your mother did, the day you were born.
-->'''Quark''': NEVER-MAKE-FUN-OF-A-FERENGI'S-MOTHER. Rule of Acquisition Number 31!
** In the EU, the full rule is "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother - insult something he cares about instead." That said, Quark does care about his mother more than most Ferengi.

to:

-->'''Bashir''': ---->'''Bashir:''' Quark, leave it!
-->'''Quark''':
it!\\
'''Quark:'''
I can't leave it, it's all that I have. My personal mementos, my family album...
-->'''Bashir''':
album...\\
'''Bashir:'''
It's full of gold-pressed latinum, and you know it.
-->'''Quark''': ...
it.\\
'''Quark:''' ...
Who told you?
-->'''Bashir''':
you?\\
'''Bashir:'''
Your mother did, the day you were born.
-->'''Quark''':
born.\\
'''Quark:'''
NEVER-MAKE-FUN-OF-A-FERENGI'S-MOTHER. Rule of Acquisition Number 31!
** In the EU, the full rule is "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother - -- insult something he cares about instead." That said, Quark does care about his mother more than most Ferengi.



* ''Series/{{House}}'' has a (deliberately) [[CringeComedy cringe inducing]] moment when Chase [[LameComeback attempted a Yo mamma joke]]. It was horrific.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2pV8S63rw Youtubage!]] (Probably not brain safe. Horrific is right.)

to:

* ''Series/{{House}}'' has ''Series/{{House}}'':
** A
a (deliberately) [[CringeComedy cringe inducing]] cringe-inducing]] moment when Chase [[LameComeback attempted a Yo mamma joke]]. It was horrific.
**
horrific. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2pV8S63rw Youtubage!]] (Probably not brain safe. Horrific is right.)



-->'''Foreman''':How many of those have you had today?\\
'''House''': I don't know. Is "your mother" a number?
* MTV had an entire show based around this trope, appropriately titled ''Yo Momma'' and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama (yes, [[Series/That70sShow THAT Wilmer Valderrama]]).

to:

-->'''Foreman''':How --->'''Foreman:''' How many of those have you had today?\\
'''House''': '''House:''' I don't know. Is "your mother" a number?
* MTV had an Creator/{{MTV}}:
** An
entire show based around this trope, appropriately titled ''Yo Momma'' and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama (yes, [[Series/That70sShow THAT Wilmer Valderrama]]).



-->'''Angel''': "Another minute, and I would have given them everything. The ring, the scroll, your mom... how is your mom, anyways?

to:

-->'''Angel''': "Another -->'''Angel:''' Another minute, and I would have given them everything. The ring, the scroll, your mom... how is your mom, anyways?



[[folder:Mythology]]

to:

[[folder:Mythology]][[folder:Myths & Religion]]



[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* ''Comicstrip/{{Garfield}}'' has several G-rated versions:
** When Garfield stands on the talking scale:
--->'''Scale:''' Let me put it this way... Have you ever considered a career as a river barge?\\
'''Garfield:''' Your mother was a blender!\\
'''Scale:''' That hurt.
** When he does his act on the fence, he tells his audience: "All of your mothers wear army boots!"
*** He said this to a dog once, who merely walked away thinking "He's lucky Mom was in the military."
** Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy from him to practice. When he orders "Attack!", Garfield tells the dummy: "Your mother wears combat boots!"
** When Garfield is a bad mood, he shouts to a bunch of dogs: "All your mothers wear flea collars!" which gets him beaten up.
** Garfield barks something to a chained dog, who gets really mad. Garfield explains that it meant "Your mother has fleas".
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850424 Odie was chasing cars]] and Garfield tried to caution him against it because he could get clobbered. Realizing he said "clobbered", Garfield then told Odie a Buick said "unkind things" about Odie's mother.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850904 Garfield, as "The Caped Avenger", felt he could get into all sorts of troubles and]] be protected by his sidekick Odie (a.k.a. Slurps). When Garfield smacked a dog and said the dog's mother chased garbage trucks, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Slurps resigned his "comission".]]
** Garfield playing the trope straight:
-->'''Garfield:''' Well, ''your'' mother is so fat that your family photo had to be taken by Voyager 2!
* In one of the rare occasions in ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' where Booker achieves some sort of victory against the worms, he looked into a hole, which Booker then plugged with a cork. Booker then yelled, calling the worm's mother a "garden hose". As Booker expected, the worm hit its head at the cork while trying to return to the surface to respond to the insult.
** In a later ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' story, a worm told Booker his mother swam after garbage scows. Booker reacted by trying to go after the worm, who then retreated itself into a hole where Booker got stuck. Then Orson, whom Booker affectionally calls "Mom", showed up wearing a swimsuit and telling Booker to hurry up because the garbage scow was coming down the creek. Booker groaned in frustration.
** Feeling bored, Wade told Cody his mother had fleas so Cody would chase him away.
** Orson wondered why Roy considered himself qualified to be the judge of an "ugly face contest". When Roy said he knew ugly when he saw it, Lanolin jokingly mentioned "he should". Roy then asked "what was that about my (Roy's) mother?"
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1989-01-21 Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish]]. "Hey, fish! Your mother wears waders!" Then a strong fish breaks through the ice and drags Roy's face into water. Roy ends the strip with a broken and frozen face.
* One ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip has Jason and Marcus trash-talking each other before a test with "your momma" lines. This strip led to the name of one of the compilation books, ''Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables''.
* Caesar from ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' is a walking encyclopedia of this trope.
* ComicStrip/{{Curtis}} is always getting these from the strip's two bullies, Derek and "Onion".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

to:

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* ''Comicstrip/{{Garfield}}'' has several G-rated versions:
** When Garfield stands on the talking scale:
--->'''Scale:''' Let me put it this way... Have you ever considered a career as a river barge?\\
'''Garfield:''' Your mother was a blender!\\
'''Scale:''' That hurt.
** When he does his act on the fence, he tells his audience: "All of your mothers wear army boots!"
*** He said this to a dog once, who merely walked away thinking "He's lucky Mom was in the military."
** Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy from him to practice. When he orders "Attack!", Garfield tells the dummy: "Your mother wears combat boots!"
** When Garfield is a bad mood, he shouts to a bunch of dogs: "All your mothers wear flea collars!" which gets him beaten up.
** Garfield barks something to a chained dog, who gets really mad. Garfield explains that it meant "Your mother has fleas".
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850424 Odie was chasing cars]] and Garfield tried to caution him against it because he could get clobbered. Realizing he said "clobbered", Garfield then told Odie a Buick said "unkind things" about Odie's mother.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850904 Garfield, as "The Caped Avenger", felt he could get into all sorts of troubles and]] be protected by his sidekick Odie (a.k.a. Slurps). When Garfield smacked a dog and said the dog's mother chased garbage trucks, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Slurps resigned his "comission".]]
** Garfield playing the trope straight:
-->'''Garfield:''' Well, ''your'' mother is so fat that your family photo had to be taken by Voyager 2!
* In one of the rare occasions in ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' where Booker achieves some sort of victory against the worms, he looked into a hole, which Booker then plugged with a cork. Booker then yelled, calling the worm's mother a "garden hose". As Booker expected, the worm hit its head at the cork while trying to return to the surface to respond to the insult.
** In a later ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' story, a worm told Booker his mother swam after garbage scows. Booker reacted by trying to go after the worm, who then retreated itself into a hole where Booker got stuck. Then Orson, whom Booker affectionally calls "Mom", showed up wearing a swimsuit and telling Booker to hurry up because the garbage scow was coming down the creek. Booker groaned in frustration.
** Feeling bored, Wade told Cody his mother had fleas so Cody would chase him away.
** Orson wondered why Roy considered himself qualified to be the judge of an "ugly face contest". When Roy said he knew ugly when he saw it, Lanolin jokingly mentioned "he should". Roy then asked "what was that about my (Roy's) mother?"
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1989-01-21 Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish]]. "Hey, fish! Your mother wears waders!" Then a strong fish breaks through the ice and drags Roy's face into water. Roy ends the strip with a broken and frozen face.
* One ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip has Jason and Marcus trash-talking each other before a test with "your momma" lines. This strip led to the name of one of the compilation books, ''Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables''.
* Caesar from ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' is a walking encyclopedia of this trope.
* ComicStrip/{{Curtis}} is always getting these from the strip's two bullies, Derek and "Onion".
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[[folder:Professional
[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]



[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* One of ventriloquist Creator/JeffDunham's puppets, José Jalapeño [[XOnAStick on a Steek]] has so insulted another puppet, Peanut, this way that it has become something of a RunningGag. For example, this happens when Peanut insults José by calling him a "Mexican condiment":
-->'''José:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I do not use them.]]\\
'''Peanut:''' You don't?\\
'''José:''' And neither did your mother!
** Shortly thereafter, this happens:
--->'''Peanut:''' Your mother was a corn dog!\\
'''José:''' [[CatchPhrase On a steek!]]
** Another example: in the ChristmasSpecial, Jeff asks José what he wants for Christmas and Peanut butts in:
--->'''Peanut:''' I think he needs a bigger stick.\\
'''José:''' That's not what your mother said!
* On ''Occupation: Foole'', Creator/GeorgeCarlin talks about "playing the dozens":
--> Some places had rules when you were puttin' each other down: "No mothers, man! No mothers!" We didn't have that rule. We'd start right in with your mother....and work from there: "Hey, where'd ya go last night?" "I was out wit' your mother, man! Aha-hah-hah!"....That originated in black street culture as "the dozens." Or "cappin'" on each other, "signifyin'." [Low voice] "The dozens....playin' the dozens....Ya wanna play the dozens? Well, the dozens is a game. But the way I fuck ya mother is a goddamn shame!"
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* Even ''BrokenSaints'' isn't afraid of this one:

to:

* Even ''BrokenSaints'' ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'' isn't afraid of this one:



* In ''TheGuild'', the {{cliffhanger}} for one season 3 episode is a member of the Axis of Anarchy [[spoiler:telling Blaze "I just banged your mom"]].




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[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'': "Yes, it's short, but it's cheap and comes with lots of fun extras, not unlike ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10-The-Orange-Box your mum]]''."

to:

\n[[/folder]]\n\n[[folder:Web Original]]\n* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'': ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
**
"Yes, it's short, but it's cheap and comes with lots of fun extras, not unlike ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10-The-Orange-Box your mum]]''."



-->'''Tucker''': Freelancers are independent, they're not red or blue. They're just guns for hire, who'll fight for whoever has the most money.
-->'''Caboose''': Like a mercenary.
-->'''Tucker''': Right. Or like your mom, when the rent's due.
-->'''Caboose''': ...oh, that's funny.
-->'''Tucker''': Yeah, you didn't think that was too obvious?
-->'''Caboose''': No no, no no, that was, that was good.
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'':
-->'''Frieza Goon A''': ''"Damn man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a [[SpaceX space-barn!]]"''
-->'''Frieza Goon B''': ''"Yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of YOUR MOM!"''
** Cui and Vegeta do this back and forth. Vegeta does it to Cui, who responds that his species reproduces asexually ("Gross. Out of my way"). Cui then does it to Vegeta in the same ep as the first example.
-->"My mother's ''dead''."
-->"I ''know''."
*** Which is then chillingly referenced by Freeza during his fight with Vegeta:
-->'''Freeza''': "Well, Vegeta, time to send you crying home to mommy."
-->'''Vegeta''': (in extreme pain) "My... mother's... dead."
-->'''Freeza''': "''I know.''"
** It also happens in Bardock The Father of Goku.
-->'''Bardock''': "We need to raise an army, and-"
-->'''Random Saiyan''': "Your ''mom's'' an army!
* PlayedForLaughs in ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'':
-->'''Serena:''' Come on, Amy, let's go stalk him!
-->'''Amy:''' But I'm trying to study!
-->'''Serena:''' So's your '''mom'''!
-->'''Amy:''' Serena, that doesn't make any sense.
-->'''Serena:''' Shut up!
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
-->'''Yami:''' I said you were cute. It's a compliment! Geez!
-->'''Yugi:''' ''{angrily}'' Your ''face'' is cute!
-->'''Yami:''' Yup.
** Also in Episode 47:
-->'''Kaiba:''' Hey, uh, question. Are you just going to paraphrase old movies and TV shows at us, or are you actually going to DO SOMETHING?
-->'''Noah:''' ...Your mother.
** And in Marik's Evil Council video #2:
--> '''Rex:''' [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Hey, baby, huh huh...come to Raptor.]]\\
'''Rebecca:''' Eww, you guys have cooties!\\
'''Marik:''' Your mother has cooties!\\
'''[[SealedEvilInATeddyBear Teddy]]:''' Your mother plays card games in Hell!\\
'''Marik:''' [[InsultBackfire I know! That's because I killed her!]]\\
'''Teddy:''' ...Oh.
* This exchange in ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'':
-->'''Dio:''' [[MemeticMutation Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?]]
-->'''Zeppeli:''' As a matter of fact, I do. It was enough to fuck your mother last night!
* ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'' covered this trope early, when WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic called WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Nostalgia Critic''': Any chance you have Sean's number?
-->'''Cinema Snob''': Your ''mom'' has Sean's number.
-->'''Nostalgia Critic''': Shut up.
** PlayedForLaughs in one of the bloopers, when Doug forgot his line:
-->'''Chris:''' Mr. Critic, what are your plans now for this new glorious nation?
-->'''Doug:''' ......I'm doing your mother.
* "Previously on [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd in the Shadows...]] your mom! Hah. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Also, on my show, this happened.]]"
* In the ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'' song, ''Ninja Ropes'':
-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' We did not get along
-->'''Nathan:''' I thought Neil was given far too many songs
-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' Both threw insults at each other
-->'''Neil:''' Told you [[ActorAllusion how I]] [[Series/HowIMetYourMother f#!ked your mother]]...
* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' has several:
-->'''Matt:''' Oh great, caves. I love caves.\\
'''Pat:''' Don't you like dark, moist places?\\
'''Matt:''' I like your mom's dark moist place.\\
'''Pat:''' How about I kill you?\\
'''Matt:''' How about no?
** Another good example comes from the ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'' episode:
--->(After Pat is poisoned and killed)\\
'''Pat:''' Aw, fuck!\\
'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\\
'''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.\\
'''Matt:''' What?\\
'''Pat:''' With my dick.
* From the intro of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay of [[VideoGame/MarioParty Horror Land]]:
-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to Horror Land! That's why we're all wearing pointy hats, truly...\\
'''{{LetsPlay/Chugga|aconroy}}''': To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!\\
'''Jon''': [[BigWhat What?!]] Am I gonna have to punch you out? Momma said knock you out 'cuz you've called her a whore!\\
'''Chugga''':: I didn't say that!\\
'''Jon''': I'm pretty sure you just did...\\
'''Chugga''': No, I just said she was scary! And... considering how much of a jerk you are, the person who created you...\\
'''Jon''': Okay, I'm gonna throw you out of a fucking window right now.
** [[http://youtu.be/6mApLIV3lDM Now animated!]]
* ''Left 4 Farts'' has the gang jokingly exchanging YourMom insults on a building's roof while Francis is dangling over the edge of said roof. Zoe finally comes up with this gem:
-->''Yo' mama, is like a brick: she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, AND she always gets laid by Mexicans!''

to:

-->'''Tucker''': -->'''Tucker:''' Freelancers are independent, they're not red or blue. They're just guns for hire, who'll fight for whoever has the most money.
-->'''Caboose''': Like a mercenary.
-->'''Tucker''': Right. Or like your mom, when the rent's due.
-->'''Caboose''': ...oh, that's funny.
-->'''Tucker''': Yeah, you didn't think that was too obvious?
-->'''Caboose''': No no, no no, that was, that was good.
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'':
-->'''Frieza Goon A''': ''"Damn man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a [[SpaceX space-barn!]]"''
-->'''Frieza Goon B''': ''"Yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of YOUR MOM!"''
** Cui and Vegeta do this back and forth. Vegeta does it to Cui, who responds that his species reproduces asexually ("Gross. Out of my way"). Cui then does it to Vegeta in the same ep as the first example.
-->"My mother's ''dead''."
-->"I ''know''."
*** Which is then chillingly referenced by Freeza during his fight with Vegeta:
-->'''Freeza''': "Well, Vegeta, time to send you crying home to mommy."
-->'''Vegeta''': (in extreme pain) "My... mother's... dead."
-->'''Freeza''': "''I know.''"
** It also happens in Bardock The Father of Goku.
-->'''Bardock''': "We need to raise an army, and-"
-->'''Random Saiyan''': "Your ''mom's'' an army!
* PlayedForLaughs in ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'':
-->'''Serena:''' Come on, Amy, let's go stalk him!
-->'''Amy:''' But I'm trying to study!
-->'''Serena:''' So's your '''mom'''!
-->'''Amy:''' Serena, that doesn't make any sense.
-->'''Serena:''' Shut up!
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
-->'''Yami:''' I said you were cute. It's a compliment! Geez!
-->'''Yugi:''' ''{angrily}'' Your ''face'' is cute!
-->'''Yami:''' Yup.
** Also in Episode 47:
-->'''Kaiba:''' Hey, uh, question. Are you just going to paraphrase old movies and TV shows at us, or are you actually going to DO SOMETHING?
-->'''Noah:''' ...Your mother.
** And in Marik's Evil Council video #2:
--> '''Rex:''' [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Hey, baby, huh huh...come to Raptor.]]\\
'''Rebecca:''' Eww, you guys have cooties!\\
'''Marik:''' Your mother has cooties!\\
'''[[SealedEvilInATeddyBear Teddy]]:''' Your mother plays card games in Hell!\\
'''Marik:''' [[InsultBackfire I know! That's because I killed her!]]\\
'''Teddy:''' ...Oh.
* This exchange in ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'':
-->'''Dio:''' [[MemeticMutation Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?]]
-->'''Zeppeli:''' As a matter of fact, I do. It was enough to fuck your mother last night!
* ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'' covered this trope early, when WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic called WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
-->'''Nostalgia Critic''': Any chance you have Sean's number?
-->'''Cinema Snob''': Your ''mom'' has Sean's number.
-->'''Nostalgia Critic''': Shut up.
** PlayedForLaughs in one of the bloopers, when Doug forgot his line:
-->'''Chris:''' Mr. Critic, what are your plans now for this new glorious nation?
-->'''Doug:''' ......I'm doing your mother.
* "Previously on [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd in the Shadows...]] your mom! Hah. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Also, on my show, this happened.]]"
* In the ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'' song, ''Ninja Ropes'':
-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' We did not get along
-->'''Nathan:''' I thought Neil was given far too many songs
-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' Both threw insults at each other
-->'''Neil:''' Told you [[ActorAllusion how I]] [[Series/HowIMetYourMother f#!ked your mother]]...
* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' has several:
-->'''Matt:''' Oh great, caves. I love caves.
money.\\
'''Pat:''' Don't you like dark, moist places?\\
'''Matt:''' I like your mom's dark moist place.
'''Caboose:''' Like a mercenary.\\
'''Pat:''' How about I kill you?\\
'''Matt:''' How about no?
** Another good example comes from
'''Tucker:''' Right. Or like your mom, when the ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'' episode:
--->(After Pat is poisoned and killed)\\
'''Pat:''' Aw, fuck!\\
'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\\
'''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.
rent's due.\\
'''Matt:''' What?\\
'''Pat:''' With my dick.
* From the intro of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay of [[VideoGame/MarioParty Horror Land]]:
-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to Horror Land! That's why we're all wearing pointy hats, truly...
'''Caboose:''' ...oh, that's funny.\\
'''{{LetsPlay/Chugga|aconroy}}''': To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!\\
'''Jon''': [[BigWhat What?!]] Am I gonna have to punch
'''Tucker:''' Yeah, you out? Momma said knock you out 'cuz you've called her a whore!\\
'''Chugga''':: I
didn't say that!\\
'''Jon''': I'm pretty sure you just did...\\
'''Chugga''': No, I just said she
think that was scary! And... considering how much of a jerk you are, the person who created you...\\
'''Jon''': Okay, I'm gonna throw you out of a fucking window right now.
** [[http://youtu.be/6mApLIV3lDM Now animated!]]
* ''Left 4 Farts'' has the gang jokingly exchanging YourMom insults on a building's roof while Francis is dangling over the edge of said roof. Zoe finally comes up with this gem:
-->''Yo' mama, is like a brick: she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, AND she always gets laid by Mexicans!''
too obvious?\\
'''Caboose:''' No no, no no, that was, that was good.



* In ''{{Arby n the Chief}}'', virtually half of Master Chief's dialogue consists of these:
-->''"You got -3 kills and 31 deaths!" "Your mom got -3 kills in bed last night!"''

to:

* In ''{{Arby n the Chief}}'', virtually ''Machinima/ArbyNTheChief'':
** Virtually
half of Master Chief's dialogue consists of these:
-->''"You --->''"You got -3 kills and 31 deaths!" "Your mom got -3 kills in bed last night!"''



-->''"Yeah, well I found something way moar better. Your m-" "My mom's pussy."''
* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Alucard gives a particularly nice one to the SWAT team who bust into his room
-->'''Cops''': '''DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!!'''\\
'''Alucard''': I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!!
* In one ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' mission into a {{Malapropism}}-riddled ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic, some unfortunate phrasing creates "gems with insulting lines". When the Agents are hocking them afterwards, one of the gems tells the pawnbroker, "Your mother is a Jabberwocky!"
* The WebVideo/GameGrumps open their first video of ''VideoGame/OnePieceMansion'' with one:
-->'''Jon:''' ''One Piece'' like [[Manga/OnePiece the anime ?]]
-->'''Arin:''' No, like your mom.
** In part 46 of their Sonic '06 playthrough, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJifVqZAfZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m38s Jon does it to Arin by accident.]]
* In WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome's playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker HD'', Fraser [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kzXb9dmOw encounters that one mopey guy]] on the steps on Windfall Island. He says "I want you to take a pictograph of the first perfectly round, pale thing you can think of and show it to me." Reading this line out loud, and without missing a beat, Fraser immediately retorts "OK, where's your mom?"
* ''WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0dBk7yqYU Food Battle 2008]] had a scene where, when they picked a random item from the catalog[[note]]In the Food Battles, the contestants gain points if their favourite food can be used as the item in question, which do not matter because [[GoldenSnitch the goal is to kill the other contestant]][[/note]], Anthony suddenly says "How about we do... your mom!". Ian then states that Your Mom jokes are banned in Food Battle 2008, to which Anthony replies by pointing out that there's a picture of Ian's mother in the catalog.
* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro made a video called ''Yo Mama'', where he shares many "Yo Mama" jokes, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry!".
* RhettAndLink made a subversion: a Yo Mama rap battle (of compliments).
-->'''Rhett:''' "Yo Mama is so pleasant that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze!"
-->'''Link:''' "Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)"

to:

-->''"Yeah, --->''"Yeah, well I found something way moar better. Your m-" "My mom's pussy."''
* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Alucard gives a particularly nice one to the SWAT team who bust into his room
-->'''Cops''': '''DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!!'''\\
'''Alucard''': I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!!
* In one ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' mission into a {{Malapropism}}-riddled ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic, some unfortunate phrasing creates "gems with insulting lines". When the Agents are hocking them afterwards, one of the gems tells the pawnbroker, "Your mother is a Jabberwocky!"
* The WebVideo/GameGrumps open their first video of ''VideoGame/OnePieceMansion'' with one:
-->'''Jon:''' ''One Piece'' like [[Manga/OnePiece the anime ?]]
-->'''Arin:''' No, like your mom.
** In part 46 of their Sonic '06 playthrough, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJifVqZAfZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m38s Jon does it to Arin by accident.]]
* In WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome's playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker HD'', Fraser [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kzXb9dmOw encounters that one mopey guy]] on the steps on Windfall Island. He says "I want you to take a pictograph of the first perfectly round, pale thing you can think of and show it to me." Reading this line out loud, and without missing a beat, Fraser immediately retorts "OK, where's your mom?"
* ''WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0dBk7yqYU Food Battle 2008]] had a scene where, when they picked a random item from the catalog[[note]]In the Food Battles, the contestants gain points if their favourite food can be used as the item in question, which do not matter because [[GoldenSnitch the goal is to kill the other contestant]][[/note]], Anthony suddenly says "How about we do... your mom!". Ian then states that Your Mom jokes are banned in Food Battle 2008, to which Anthony replies by pointing out that there's a picture of Ian's mother in the catalog.
* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro made a video called ''Yo Mama'', where he shares many "Yo Mama" jokes, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry!".
* RhettAndLink made a subversion: a Yo Mama rap battle (of compliments).
-->'''Rhett:''' "Yo Mama is so pleasant that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze!"
-->'''Link:''' "Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)"
"''



[[folder:Webcomics]]
* In ''TheZombieHunters'', [[http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=81 Sammie and Jenny]] share some CasualDangerDialogue.
-->'''Sammie''': These guys could be, like, ''berserker'' zombies.
-->'''Jenny''': Heh. Berserker zombies [[KillItWithFire on fire]].
-->'''Sammie''': In ''bed''.
-->'''Jenny''': With?
-->'''Both''': '''YOUR MOM!'''
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/366/ #366]]
-->'''Boy:''' ''Well, your '''mom''' turns every conversation into a "your mom" joke and it's becoming unbearable. ''\\
'''Girl:''' ''I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving. ''\\
'''Boy:''' ''...[[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] ''[[ThatsWhatSheSaid she]]'' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid said!]] ''\\
'''Girl:''' ''Yes. Yes, it is.''

to:

[[folder:Webcomics]]
[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''TheZombieHunters'', ''Webcomic/TheZombieHunters'', [[http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=81 Sammie and Jenny]] share some CasualDangerDialogue.
-->'''Sammie''': -->'''Sammie:''' These guys could be, like, ''berserker'' zombies.
-->'''Jenny''':
zombies.\\
'''Jenny:'''
Heh. Berserker zombies [[KillItWithFire on fire]].
-->'''Sammie''':
fire]].\\
'''Sammie:'''
In ''bed''.
-->'''Jenny''': With?
-->'''Both''':
''bed''.\\
'''Jenny:''' With?\\
'''Both:'''
'''YOUR MOM!'''
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'':
**
[[http://xkcd.com/366/ #366]]
-->'''Boy:''' ''Well, --->'''Boy:''' Well, your '''mom''' turns every conversation into a "your mom" joke and it's becoming unbearable. ''\\
unbearable.\\
'''Girl:''' ''I'm I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving. ''\\\n'''Boy:''' ''...\\
'''Boy:''' ...
[[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] ''[[ThatsWhatSheSaid she]]'' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid said!]] ''\\
said!]]\\
'''Girl:''' ''Yes.Yes. Yes, it is.''



*** It is fair to say that xkcd is not the first, or the last, to love your mom.



* ''TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'' features [[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 this explanation of the Progression of Insults]].

to:

* ''TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'' ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'':
** It
features [[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 this explanation of the Progression of Insults]].



*** Later, when Wolf and Ocelot realized they were flirting with each other, Wolf declared they must insult each other.
-->'''Wolf:''' Your mozer's a whore.
-->'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too.
*** Course, given who Ocelot's mother is, she may want to take that back.

to:

*** ** Later, when Wolf and Ocelot realized they were flirting with each other, Wolf declared they must insult each other.
-->'''Wolf:''' Your mozer's a whore.
-->'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too.
***
other. Course, given who Ocelot's mother is, she may want to take that back.back.
--->'''Wolf:''' Your mozer's a whore.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too.



-->'''Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.
-->'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?
-->'''Mantis:''' Let's see...[reads mind] nope, doesn't have a clue.
-->'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.
-->'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.
-->'''Ocelot:''' That's funny- I said the same thing to your mother last night.
-->'''Mantis:''' [DeathGlare]
-->'''Ocelot:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke In bed]]
-->'''Mantis:''' [[ThrowTheBookAtThem [Throws plant pot at Ocelot]]]

to:

-->'''Mantis:''' --->'''Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.
-->'''Ocelot:'''
brother.\\
'''Ocelot:'''
No kidding! Does he know that?
-->'''Mantis:'''
that?\\
'''Mantis:'''
Let's see...[reads mind] nope, doesn't have a clue.
-->'''Ocelot:'''
clue.\\
'''Ocelot:'''
Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.
-->'''Mantis:'''
deeper.\\
'''Mantis:'''
If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.
-->'''Ocelot:'''
damage.\\
'''Ocelot:'''
That's funny- I said the same thing to your mother last night.
-->'''Mantis:''' [DeathGlare]
-->'''Ocelot:'''
night.\\
'''Mantis:''' (''{{death glare}}'')\\
'''Ocelot:'''
[[DontExplainTheJoke In bed]]
-->'''Mantis:''' [[ThrowTheBookAtThem [Throws
bed]]\\
'''Mantis:''' (''[[ThrowTheBookAtThem trows
plant pot at Ocelot]]]Ocelot]]'')



* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' Roy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0566.html tries to get the Oracle's attention]] [[spoiler: while incorporeal]] with "yo mama" insults.
** The Oracle turns it around a few comics later, since he actually ''could'' hear them.
---> '''Oracle''': ...who may have been a bit portly due to a glandular condition, but at least she didn't whore up the Afterlife when '''she''' died...

to:

* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
**
Roy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0566.html tries to get the Oracle's attention]] [[spoiler: while incorporeal]] with "yo mama" insults.
**
insults. The Oracle turns it around a few comics later, since he actually ''could'' hear them.
---> '''Oracle''': ...--->'''Oracle:''' ...who may have been a bit portly due to a glandular condition, but at least she didn't whore up the Afterlife when '''she''' died...



* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/07-the-tome-of-the-ages/mom/ Backfires completely]] in ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!''

to:

* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'':
**
[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/07-the-tome-of-the-ages/mom/ Backfires completely]] in ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!''completely]].



--->'''Amber:''' My mom will be here shortly.
--->'''Mike:''' ''Your mom'' will be here shortly.
*** And, both [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilariously]] and [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments awesomely]], [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords/ a marriage proposal]].

to:

--->'''Amber:''' My mom will be here shortly.
--->'''Mike:'''
shortly.\\
'''Mike:'''
''Your mom'' will be here shortly.
*** ** And, both [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilariously]] and [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments awesomely]], [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords/ a marriage proposal]].



* ''MyLifeInBlue'': "Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."

to:

* ''MyLifeInBlue'': ''Webcomic/MyLifeInBlue'': "Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."



* Kiel'ndia in ''{{Drowtales}}'' uses this against Chiri'nide as they fight [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=687]] and [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=688 here]], and Chiri being Chiri it works perfectly.
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''AnsemRetort'', Zexion used the 'you're a towel' strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's YourMom joke.

to:

* Kiel'ndia in ''{{Drowtales}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'' uses this against Chiri'nide as they fight [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=687]] and [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=688 here]], and Chiri being Chiri it works perfectly.
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''AnsemRetort'', ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', Zexion used the 'you're a towel' strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's YourMom joke.



* Invoked in TheClassMenagerie. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' room-mate" insults. Tony is their room-mate.

to:

* Invoked in TheClassMenagerie.''Webcomic/TheClassMenagerie''. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' room-mate" insults. Tony is their room-mate.



* Inverted in [[http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this]] strip of ''PrincessPlanet''.

to:

* Inverted in [[http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this]] strip of ''PrincessPlanet''.''Webcomic/PrincessPlanet''.



-->[[color:#E00707:TG: like mr president [[ApocalypseHow theres a meteor coming sir]]. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG: OH SHIT]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG: OH SHIT]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG: OH SNAP]]

to:

-->[[color:#E00707:TG: like mr president [[ApocalypseHow theres a meteor coming sir]]. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG:
sir]]\\
[[color:#E00707:TG:
OH SHIT]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG:
SHIT]]\\
[[color:#E00707:TG:
or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG:
sir]]\\
[[color:#E00707:TG:
OH SHIT]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG:
SHIT]]\\
[[color:#E00707:TG:
sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick]]
-->[[color:#E00707:TG:
dick]]\\
[[color:#E00707:TG:
OH SNAP]]



-->'''Black Mage:''' Let me just stop you right there before I am honor bound to cut your face like an elven whore.
-->'''[[OurElvesAreBetter Thief]]:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?
-->'''Black Mage:''' Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead.

to:

-->'''Black Mage:''' Let me just stop you right there before I am honor bound to cut your face like an elven whore.
-->'''[[OurElvesAreBetter
whore.\\
'''[[OurElvesAreBetter
Thief]]:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?
-->'''Black
me?\\
'''Black
Mage:''' Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead.



[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', the {{cliffhanger}} for one season 3 episode is a member of the Axis of Anarchy [[spoiler:telling Blaze "I just banged your mom"]].
* ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'':
** Covered early, when WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic calls WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
--->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Any chance you have Sean's number?\\
'''Cinema Snob:''' Your ''mom'' has Sean's number.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Shut up.
** PlayedForLaughs in one of the bloopers, when Doug forgot his line:
--->'''Chris:''' Mr. Critic, what are your plans now for this new glorious nation?\\
'''Doug:''' ... I'm doing your mother.
* "Previously on [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd in the Shadows...]] your mom! Hah. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Also, on my show, this happened.]]"
* In the ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'' song, ''Ninja Ropes'':
-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' We did not get along\\
'''Nathan:''' I thought Neil was given far too many songs\\
'''Neil and Nathan:''' Both threw insults at each other\\
'''Neil:''' Told you [[ActorAllusion how I]] [[Series/HowIMetYourMother f#!ked your mother]]...
* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' has several:
-->'''Matt:''' Oh great, caves. I love caves.\\
'''Pat:''' Don't you like dark, moist places?\\
'''Matt:''' I like your mom's dark moist place.\\
'''Pat:''' How about I kill you?\\
'''Matt:''' How about no?
** Another good example comes from the ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'' episode:
--->(After Pat is poisoned and killed)\\
'''Pat:''' Aw, fuck!\\
'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\\
'''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.\\
'''Matt:''' What?\\
'''Pat:''' With my dick.
* From the intro of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay of [[VideoGame/MarioParty Horror Land]]:
-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to Horror Land! That's why we're all wearing pointy hats, truly...\\
'''{{LetsPlay/Chugga|aconroy}}''': To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!\\
'''Jon''': [[BigWhat What?!]] Am I gonna have to punch you out? Momma said knock you out 'cuz you've called her a whore!\\
'''Chugga''':: I didn't say that!\\
'''Jon''': I'm pretty sure you just did...\\
'''Chugga''': No, I just said she was scary! And... considering how much of a jerk you are, the person who created you...\\
'''Jon''': Okay, I'm gonna throw you out of a fucking window right now.
** [[http://youtu.be/6mApLIV3lDM Now animated!]]
* ''Left 4 Farts'' has the gang jokingly exchanging YourMom insults on a building's roof while Francis is dangling over the edge of said roof. Zoe finally comes up with this gem:
-->''Yo' mama, is like a brick: she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, AND she always gets laid by Mexicans!''
* In one ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' mission into a {{Malapropism}}-riddled ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic, some unfortunate phrasing creates "gems with insulting lines". When the Agents are hocking them afterwards, one of the gems tells the pawnbroker, "Your mother is a Jabberwocky!"
* ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'':
** They open their first video of ''VideoGame/OnePieceMansion'' with one:
-->'''Jon:''' ''One Piece'' like [[Manga/OnePiece the anime ?]]\\
'''Arin:''' No, like your mom.
** In part 46 of their Sonic '06 playthrough, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJifVqZAfZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m38s Jon does it to Arin by accident.]]
* In WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome's playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker HD'', Fraser [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kzXb9dmOw encounters that one mopey guy]] on the steps on Windfall Island. He says "I want you to take a pictograph of the first perfectly round, pale thing you can think of and show it to me." Reading this line out loud, and without missing a beat, Fraser immediately retorts "OK, where's your mom?"
* ''WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0dBk7yqYU Food Battle 2008]] had a scene where, when they picked a random item from the catalog[[note]]In the Food Battles, the contestants gain points if their favourite food can be used as the item in question, which do not matter because [[GoldenSnitch the goal is to kill the other contestant]][[/note]], Anthony suddenly says "How about we do... your mom!". Ian then states that Your Mom jokes are banned in Food Battle 2008, to which Anthony replies by pointing out that there's a picture of Ian's mother in the catalog.
* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro made a video called ''Yo Mama'', where he shares many "Yo Mama" jokes, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry!".
* ''WebVideo/RhettAndLink'' made a subversion: a Yo Mama rap battle (of compliments).
-->'''Rhett:''' Yo Mama is so pleasant that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze!\\
'''Link:''' Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)
[[/folder]]



* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' has a ''Film/StarWars'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0 skit]] in which the battle between Palpatine and Luke Skywalker was essentially a game of The Dozens with Star Wars-themed Yo Momma insults.
--> '''Luke:''' Your overconfidence is your weakness.\\

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' has a ''Film/StarWars'' ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':
** A''Film/StarWars''
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0 skit]] in which the battle between Palpatine and Luke Skywalker was essentially a game of The Dozens with Star Wars-themed Yo Momma insults.
--> '''Luke:''' --->'''Luke:''' Your overconfidence is your weakness.\\



'''Luke:''' ''(mumbling)'' Heh, faith in yo mama...\\

to:

'''Luke:''' ''(mumbling)'' (''mumbling'') Heh, faith in yo mama...\\



'''Vader:''' ''(Hood accent)'' OH, "YO MAMA" FIGHT!\\
''[cue stormtrooper audience, chalkboard, Emcee Vader, and hip-hop version of the Imperial March]''

to:

'''Vader:''' ''(Hood accent)'' (''Hood accent'') OH, "YO MAMA" FIGHT!\\
''[cue (''cue stormtrooper audience, chalkboard, Emcee Vader, and hip-hop version of the Imperial March]''March'')



-->'''Rom:''' You suck.
-->'''Jim:''' That's what your mom said.
-->'''Rom:''' She did not, my mom was a saint

to:

-->'''Rom:''' --->'''Rom:''' You suck.
-->'''Jim:'''
suck.\\
'''Jim:'''
That's what your mom said.
-->'''Rom:'''
said.\\
'''Rom:'''
She did not, my mom was a saintsaint.



-->'''Moore:''' A lack of arts makes these kids 90% more likely to become depressed and appear in one of my films.\\

to:

-->'''Moore:''' --->'''Moore:''' A lack of arts makes these kids 90% more likely to become depressed and appear in one of my films.\\



-->'''Jimbo:''' ''(mockingly)'' Nice [=PJs=], Simpson! Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?\\

to:

-->'''Jimbo:''' --->'''Jimbo:''' ''(mockingly)'' Nice [=PJs=], Simpson! Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?\\



-->'''Fry:''' Who was that guy?\\

to:

-->'''Fry:''' --->'''Fry:''' Who was that guy?\\



-->'''Bender:''' What's this big, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your mama!

to:

-->'''Bender:''' --->'''Bender:''' What's this big, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your mama!



-->'''Bender:''' A working cartridge unit? Wow, you guys went obsolete years ago.\\

to:

-->'''Bender:''' --->'''Bender:''' A working cartridge unit? Wow, you guys went obsolete years ago.\\



-->'''Leela''': I don't know how you did it, Fry, but once again you screwed up. Now all the planets are gonna be cracking wise about our mommas.\\
'''Hermes''': I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this.\\
'''Professor Farnsworth''': Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. We've got bigger problems.

to:

-->'''Leela''': --->'''Leela:''' I don't know how you did it, Fry, but once again you screwed up. Now all the planets are gonna be cracking wise about our mommas.\\
'''Hermes''': '''Hermes:''' I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this.\\
'''Professor Farnsworth''': Farnsworth:''' Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. We've got bigger problems.



-->'''Zoidberg''': What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

to:

-->'''Zoidberg''': --->'''Zoidberg:''' What? My mother was a saint! Get out!



-->'''Jordan:''' You're looking a little tired tonight, Rodman.
-->'''Rodman:''' That's cause [[TrashTalk yo momma kept me up all night!]]
-->'''Jordan:''' Impossible, [[InsultBackfire my mother only likes]] ''[[InsultBackfire men]]''.

to:

-->'''Jordan:''' You're looking a little tired tonight, Rodman.
-->'''Rodman:'''
Rodman.\\
'''Rodman:'''
That's cause [[TrashTalk yo momma kept me up all night!]]
-->'''Jordan:'''
night!]]\\
'''Jordan:'''
Impossible, [[InsultBackfire my mother only likes]] ''[[InsultBackfire men]]''.



-->'''Hulk''': And Hulk's mother wore ''sensible shoes''!

to:

-->'''Hulk''': -->'''Hulk:''' And Hulk's mother wore ''sensible shoes''!



* Used in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short ''Bewitched Bunny'', when WesternAnimation/BugsBunny alerts Literature/HanselAndGretel to the fact the nice old lady feeding them sweets is a witch (Witch Hazel) [[ImAHumanitarian who plans on eating them for dinner]]. They run off, but not before delivering this remark:
--->'''Hansel & Gretel''': Ah, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!
* Also used in another Bugs cartoon ''Bunker Hill Bunny'': when Yosemite Sam, who plays a Hessian in this Revolutionary War-themed cartoon, calls out to Bugs that he intends to destroy him, Bugs shouts back, "Ah, your brother blows bubble gum!", which infuriates Sam.
* Also used in the 1949 cartoon ''Paying the Piper'' where Porky Pig (as the Pied Piper) is frequently insulted in this manner by a cat who's furious that all the rats have been removed from town.
-->'''Cat:''' Ah, your sister smokes corn silk!\\

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
**
Used in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the short ''Bewitched Bunny'', "Bewitched Bunny", when WesternAnimation/BugsBunny alerts Literature/HanselAndGretel to the fact the nice old lady feeding them sweets is a witch (Witch Hazel) [[ImAHumanitarian who plans on eating them for dinner]]. They run off, but not before delivering this remark:
--->'''Hansel & Gretel''': Gretel:''' Ah, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!
* ** Also used in another Bugs cartoon ''Bunker cartoon, "Bunker Hill Bunny'': Bunny": when Yosemite Sam, who plays a Hessian in this Revolutionary War-themed cartoon, calls out to Bugs that he intends to destroy him, Bugs shouts back, "Ah, your brother blows bubble gum!", which infuriates Sam.
* ** Also used in the 1949 cartoon ''Paying "Paying the Piper'' Piper" where Porky Pig (as the Pied Piper) is frequently insulted in this manner by a cat who's furious that all the rats have been removed from town.
-->'''Cat:''' --->'''Cat:''' Ah, your sister smokes corn silk!\\



* ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'' - When the MonsterOfTheWeek is Grrkek, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "The Planet Killer"]]

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'' - ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'': When the MonsterOfTheWeek is Grrkek, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "The Planet Killer"]]



* In the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Great Space Roaster", Roger forces the members of the family to insult each other. Steve tells this to Francine: "Mom, you are not smart. I don't tell "yo mama's so dumb" jokes. I tell "my mama's so dumb" jokes.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
**
In the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' the episode "Great Space Roaster", Roger forces the members of the family to insult each other. Steve tells this to Francine: "Mom, you are not smart. I don't tell "yo mama's so dumb" jokes. I tell "my mama's so dumb" jokes.



--->'''Bullock:''' *a bit of paper flies past* Who threw that?!
--->'''Some random agent:''' YOUR MOTHER'S ASS!!

to:

--->'''Bullock:''' *a (''a bit of paper flies past* past'') Who threw that?!
--->'''Some
that?!\\
'''Some
random agent:''' YOUR MOTHER'S ASS!!



--->'''Akiko:''' Steve, I can explain. Your mother--
--->'''Steve:''' No, ''your'' mother!
--->'''Akiko:''' But--
--->'''Steve:''' YOUR MOTHER!

to:

--->'''Akiko:''' Steve, I can explain. Your mother--
--->'''Steve:'''
mother--\\
'''Steve:'''
No, ''your'' mother!
--->'''Akiko:''' But--
--->'''Steve:'''
mother!\\
'''Akiko:''' But--\\
'''Steve:'''
YOUR MOTHER!



--->'''Steve''': Ah! You got it in my eye! ''[Sigh]'' I know, I know, "that's what Mom said last night."
--->'''Stan''': That's right! When I was doing her!
* At the end of the ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' episode "The Dressing", Carl answers his doorbell, eating a turkey drumstick, to find himself being threatened by an army of robot turkeys armed with laser socks. When one of the turkeys asks what he thinks he's eating, [[FacingTheBulletsOneLiner Carl replies "Your mother!" before getting blown up]].

to:

--->'''Steve''': --->'''Steve:''' Ah! You got it in my eye! ''[Sigh]'' I know, I know, "that's what Mom said last night."
--->'''Stan''':
"\\
'''Stan:'''
That's right! When I was doing her!
* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'':
**
At the end of the ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' episode "The Dressing", Carl answers his doorbell, eating a turkey drumstick, to find himself being threatened by an army of robot turkeys armed with laser socks. When one of the turkeys asks what he thinks he's eating, [[FacingTheBulletsOneLiner Carl replies "Your mother!" before getting blown up]].



--->'''Steve:''' Uh, what's in Phoenix?
--->'''Dr. Weird:''' Why, it's your momma, Steve! Get the axe!

to:

--->'''Steve:''' Uh, what's in Phoenix?
--->'''Dr.
Phoenix?\\
'''Dr.
Weird:''' Why, it's your momma, Steve! Get the axe!



* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' has an episode where Principal Goodvibes becomes a trash-talking rap star thanks to the power of Grim's scythe. He's only defeated when he's bested in a game of "the dozens" by ''[[CoolOldLady Irwin's grandmother]]''.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' has an ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'':
** An
episode where Principal Goodvibes becomes a trash-talking rap star thanks to the power of Grim's scythe. He's only defeated when he's bested in a game of "the dozens" by ''[[CoolOldLady Irwin's grandmother]]''.



-->'''Sperg''': You got something to say to me, squirt?\\
'''Mandy''': Your mother [[SubvertedTrope has a job and is a respected member of the community.]]\\
'''Sperg''': No one talks about my mother that way!

to:

-->'''Sperg''': --->'''Sperg:''' You got something to say to me, squirt?\\
'''Mandy''': '''Mandy:''' Your mother [[SubvertedTrope has a job and is a respected member of the community.]]\\
'''Sperg''': No one '''Sperg:''' No-one talks about my mother that way!



* ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'' - Jason and Melissa want Brendon to know his mom is becoming a nuisance trying to work her way into the movie they're making - they confront him with "Your mother." He goes "Whoa!...is that like 'Yo mama'?"
* In ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar'', [[SpeechImpairedAnimal Abu]] apparently did this to [[PollyWantsAMicrophone Iago]], going by the fact that the latter angrily yells "Hey! Do I insult ''your'' mother?" back at him.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'' - ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'': Jason and Melissa want Brendon to know his mom is becoming a nuisance trying to work her way into the movie they're making - -- they confront him with "Your mother." He goes "Whoa!...is that like 'Yo mama'?"
* In ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar'', [[SpeechImpairedAnimal Abu]] apparently did this to [[PollyWantsAMicrophone Iago]], going by the fact that the latter angrily yells "Hey! Do I insult ''your'' mother?" back at him.
mama'?"



-->'''Nate:''' Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius!
-->'''Lee:''' Your mom's a genius.
* When [[YourSoulIsMine Marceline's dad, the Lord of Evil,]] goes topside in ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' and comes across the marauders:
-->'''Marceline's dad:''' What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to suck out all your souls?
--> '''Marauder:''' Yo ''mama!''
--> '''Marceline's dad:''' ... That's right. I'm your mama.
** He then proceeds to suck out all their souls as promised.

to:

-->'''Nate:''' Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius!
-->'''Lee:'''
genius!\\
'''Lee:'''
Your mom's a genius.
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
**
When [[YourSoulIsMine Marceline's dad, the Lord of Evil,]] goes topside in ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' in and comes across the marauders:
-->'''Marceline's
marauders. [[spoiler:He then proceeds to suck out all their souls as promised.]]
--->'''Marceline's
dad:''' What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to suck out all your souls?
-->
souls?\\
'''Marauder:''' Yo ''mama!''
-->
''mama!''\\
'''Marceline's dad:''' ... That's right. I'm your mama.
** He then proceeds to suck out all their souls as promised.
mama.



--> '''Jake:''' Finn, say something to reassure me!
--> '''Finn (growling):''' I'LL HUG YOUR MOM!
* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'' has a scene in ''Fievel Goes West'' where [[CowardlyLion Tiger]] escapes a pack of dogs on a train. He takes the time to shout back in triumph "Your momma was never house broken!"

to:

--> '''Jake:''' --->'''Jake:''' Finn, say something to reassure me!
--> '''Finn (growling):'''
me!\\
'''Finn:''' (''growling'')
I'LL HUG YOUR MOM!
* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'' has a scene in ''Fievel Goes West'' where [[CowardlyLion Tiger]] escapes a pack of dogs on a train. He takes the time to shout back in triumph "Your momma was never house broken!"
MOM!



-->'''Donatello''': Hey, Kraang! The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!
-->'''Metalhead![[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker Kraang]]''': The comment that is made by you shows ignorance of Kraang. The ones known by you as mother-
-->'''Donatello''': Just come get me!

to:

-->'''Donatello''': -->'''Donatello:''' Hey, Kraang! The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!
-->'''Metalhead![[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker Kraang]]''':
combat!\\
'''Metalhead [[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker Kraang]]:'''
The comment that is made by you shows ignorance of Kraang. The ones known by you as mother-
-->'''Donatello''':
mother--\\
'''Donatello:'''
Just come get me!
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