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22nd Apr '16 10:19:29 PM aye_amber
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* In an episode of ''FullHouse'', Jesse receives some timely advice from a man who looks like (though hinted it might be) ElvisPresley, and when Jesse mentions he looks familiar, the stranger says people mistake him for Wayne Newton. When Jesse is telling everyone else about the stranger, he realizes that being a huge Elvis fan, it was just too weird that he got advice from a man who looked like Elvis, so he said the man looked like Wayne Newton.

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* In an episode of ''FullHouse'', ''Series/FullHouse,'' Jesse receives some timely advice from a man who looks like (though hinted it might be) ElvisPresley, Music/ElvisPresley, and when Jesse mentions he looks familiar, the stranger says people mistake him for Wayne Newton. When Jesse is telling everyone else about the stranger, he realizes that being a huge Elvis fan, it was just too weird that he got advice from a man who looked like Elvis, so he said the man looked like Wayne Newton.
27th Mar '16 3:40:40 PM nombretomado
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* ''{{Doug}}'' episode "Doug Takes the Case/Doug's Secret Song"
* ''SinbadLegendOfTheSevenSeas''

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* ''{{Doug}}'' %%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' episode "Doug Takes the Case/Doug's Secret Song"
* %%* ''SinbadLegendOfTheSevenSeas''



* In the ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' episode "Double Date", Green Arrow asks [[CloudCuckoolander The Question]] why he's helping [[VigilanteMan Huntress]] track down the man who killed her parents. Question responds with this, and everyone just assumes he says it because his motives are something insane. (It turns out he's just trying to impress Huntress.)

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* In the ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' episode "Double Date", Green Arrow asks [[CloudCuckoolander The Question]] why he's helping [[VigilanteMan Huntress]] track down the man who killed her parents. Question responds with this, and everyone just assumes he says it because his motives are something insane. (It turns out he's just trying to impress Huntress.)
20th Nov '15 10:38:27 AM ConMan1226
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* In ''Fanfic/{{Intercom}}'', Riley uses this to avoid telling her parents about being able to hear her emotions' voices.
30th Oct '15 5:06:50 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''TheFinalCountdown'' uses the, "They're never going to believe it," variation as the USS ''Nimitz'' is returning to Pearl Harbor, having just spent about a week in 1941 thanks to TimeTravel.

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* ''TheFinalCountdown'' ''Film/TheFinalCountdown'' uses the, "They're never going to believe it," variation as the USS ''Nimitz'' is returning to Pearl Harbor, having just spent about a week in 1941 thanks to TimeTravel.
26th Aug '15 2:32:39 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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26th Aug '15 2:31:42 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', after [[VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi Rika Fuurude]] convinces [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Kyon]], [[spoiler:her nephew]], to trust her and tell her his story about the supernatural by her telling him her [[AnyoneCanDie own]] [[GroundhogDayLoop supernatural]] [[EverybodyLives experiences]] he explains that his adventures, while true, are still difficult to believe.

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* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', after [[VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Rika Fuurude]] convinces [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Kyon]], [[spoiler:her nephew]], to trust her and tell her his story about the supernatural by her telling him her [[AnyoneCanDie own]] [[GroundhogDayLoop supernatural]] [[EverybodyLives experiences]] he explains that his adventures, while true, are still difficult to believe.
4th Aug '15 11:42:28 PM beergood
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* There's a joke about an elephant that runs away from the circus and ends up in the garden of an old woman who's never seen an elephant in her life. She, naturally, calls the police.
-->'''Old woman:''' ...and he's pulling out my carrots with his tail!
-->'''Cop:''' "...carrots with tail." Rrrright. What does he do with them after he's pulled them out?
-->'''Old woman:''' ...Officer, [[AssShove if I told you, you wouldn't believe me]]!
[[/folder]]
4th Jun '15 8:36:00 AM thatother1dude
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->'''Emily:''' Honesty is the best policy!
->'''Ash:''' Honesty would get both of us put in an asylum.

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->'''Emily:''' Honesty is the best policy!
->'''Ash:'''
policy!\\
'''Ash:'''
Honesty would get both of us put in an asylum.



The opposite is CassandraTruth, where Alice ''does'' tell Bob, and Bob doesn't buy it. Related is SarcasticConfession, where Alice tells Bob in a sarcastic manner to prevent him from taking it seriously. Contrast SuspiciouslySpecificDenial.

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The opposite is CassandraTruth, where Alice ''does'' tell Bob, and Bob doesn't buy it. Likewise, contrast to YouHaveToBelieveMe, where someone tells the truth while making it sound as crazy as possible. Related is SarcasticConfession, where Alice tells Bob in a sarcastic manner to prevent him from taking it seriously. Contrast SuspiciouslySpecificDenial.
21st May '15 4:57:20 PM nombretomado
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* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', after [[HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi Rika Fuurude]] convinces [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Kyon]], [[spoiler:her nephew]], to trust her and tell her his story about the supernatural by her telling him her [[AnyoneCanDie own]] [[GroundhogDayLoop supernatural]] [[EverybodyLives experiences]] he explains that his adventures, while true, are still difficult to believe.

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* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', after [[HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi [[VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi Rika Fuurude]] convinces [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Kyon]], [[spoiler:her nephew]], to trust her and tell her his story about the supernatural by her telling him her [[AnyoneCanDie own]] [[GroundhogDayLoop supernatural]] [[EverybodyLives experiences]] he explains that his adventures, while true, are still difficult to believe.
17th Feb '15 2:49:11 PM Tdarcos
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* In ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts'', George Green has to explain to his boss what happened with Lynn in the Men's restroom:
-->'''Dr. Sign''': Okay George, let's hear it.\\
'''George''': Lynn and I went to the cafeteria to eat. I told her to wait a minute, I had to use the bathroom. I went in and used the urinal as someone else came into the bathroom. When I turned around I discovered that she was the someone else. She proceeded to make various cooing sounds and I attempted to tell her this was inappropriate. She unzipped my fly, removed my penis from my pants and got on her knees. I put my hands on her shoulders in an attempt to push her away. At that moment the [campus police] officer came into the bathroom." I smiled a little. "I'm sorry, Dr. Sign, I shouldn't be smiling about this. I know this is serious, but I got a mental picture in my head of what he saw and trying to explain to him it wasn't what he thought it was. I looked at what was happening. I said to the officer that I wasn't going to say a word to him, if I was him and I told him what I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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