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* ''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness Act III'': In chapter 43, after Tsukune makes the others promise to kill him should the [[RestrainingBolt Holy Lock]] break completely and [[SuperpoweredEvilSide the ghoul resurface]], Mizore promises him that she'll try to make it painless should it come to that. Fortunately, it ''doesn't'' come to that.
* In the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/WhiteRain'', when Rina is ordered to be killed by a Grass genin, said genin uses a poisoned knife and reassures her that it'll be clean and that she'll "barely feel it." However, the genin is reluctant to go through with it, and his hesitation gives Yukio enough time to catch up with them and pull off a BigDamnHeroes moment.

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* ''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness ''Fanfic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness Act III'': In chapter 43, after Tsukune makes the others promise to kill him should the [[RestrainingBolt Holy Lock]] break completely and [[SuperpoweredEvilSide the ghoul resurface]], Mizore promises him that she'll try to make it painless should it come to that. Fortunately, it ''doesn't'' come to that.
* In the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''FanFic/WhiteRain'', ''Fanfic/WhiteRain'', when Rina is ordered to be killed by a Grass genin, said genin uses a poisoned knife and reassures her that it'll be clean and that she'll "barely feel it." However, the genin is reluctant to go through with it, and his hesitation gives Yukio enough time to catch up with them and pull off a BigDamnHeroes moment.



--> "Now, the difference," said the boss, "between me and a doctor is that when I say 'this isn't going to hurt a bit', I actually mean it. That is why I'm not going to say a ''thing''."

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--> "Now, -->'''Boss:''' Now, the difference," said the boss, "between difference between me and a doctor is that when I say 'this "this isn't going to hurt a bit', bit," I actually mean it. That is why I'm not going to say a ''thing''."



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-->'''Mr. Copperbottom''': ''[chuckles]'' We did want a boy, right? ''[He takes the piece and a hammer]'' This won't hurt a bit, son. ''[He hammers the piece in, Rodney cries]''

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-->'''Mr. Copperbottom''': Copperbottom:''' ''[chuckles]'' We did want a boy, right? ''[He ''[he takes the piece and a hammer]'' This won't hurt a bit, son. ''[He ''[he hammers the piece in, Rodney cries]''



* Inversion in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie'':

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* Inversion in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie'':''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie'':



* ''Film/{{Casper}}''
-->'''Carrigan Crittenden''': [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit!
* ''Film/BeingThere''
-->'''Doctor Allenby''': This won't hurt a bit. [Sticks Chance with a needle]
-->'''Chance the Gardener''': It did hurt.
* ''ChillFactor'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit."
** Given an IronicEcho a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell."

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* ''Film/{{Casper}}''
''Film/{{Casper}}'':
-->'''Carrigan Crittenden''': Crittenden:''' [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit!
* ''Film/BeingThere''
''Film/BeingThere'':
-->'''Doctor Allenby''': Allenby:''' This won't hurt a bit. [Sticks ''[sticks Chance with a needle]
-->'''Chance
needle]''\\
'''Chance
the Gardener''': Gardener:''' It did hurt.
* ''ChillFactor'': ''Film/ChillFactor'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit."
**
" Given an IronicEcho a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell."



* ''Film/{{Bedazzled 1967}}'' - the Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!"

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* ''Film/{{Bedazzled 1967}}'' - the ''Film/{{Bedazzled|1967}}'': The Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!"



* ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''. As Kitty Pryde is about to send Wolverine's [[MentalTimeTravel consciousness back in time]] she says, "This might sting a little." Cue agonizing scream from Logan and a FadeToWhite...then [[MoodWhiplash he calmly wakes up]] in TheSeventies gazing at a lava lamp, with Roberta Flack's version of "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" playing on the radio.

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* ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''. As Kitty Pryde is about to send Wolverine's [[MentalTimeTravel consciousness back in time]] she says, "This might sting a little." Cue agonizing scream from Logan and a FadeToWhite... then [[MoodWhiplash he calmly wakes up]] in TheSeventies gazing at a lava lamp, with Roberta Flack's version of "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" playing on the radio.






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-->'''Dr. Gregory House''': You won't feel a thing... Except this excruciating pain.
* ''Series/OneTreeHill'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight"
-->'''Doctor''': Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
-->'''Dan Scott''': So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?
-->'''Doctor''': [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on]
** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare.

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-->'''Dr. Gregory House''': House:''' You won't feel a thing... Except this excruciating pain.
* ''Series/OneTreeHill'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight"
-->'''Doctor''':
Tonight". Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare.
-->'''Doctor:'''
Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
-->'''Dan Scott''':
thing.\\
'''Dan Scott:'''
So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?
-->'''Doctor''': [Takes
done?\\
''[the doctor takes an
electric saw from the nurse and turns it on]
** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare.
on]''



-->'''Captain Archer''': Dr. Phlox is going to have to perform an operation.
-->'''Sim Trip at 8''': Will it hurt?
-->'''Dr. Phlox''': Not at all. You won't feel a thing.
-->'''Sim Trip at 8''': Doctors always say that.

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-->'''Captain Archer''': Archer:''' Dr. Phlox is going to have to perform an operation.
-->'''Sim
operation.\\
'''Sim
Trip at 8''': 8:''' Will it hurt?
-->'''Dr. Phlox''':
hurt?\\
'''Dr. Phlox:'''
Not at all. You won't feel a thing.
-->'''Sim
thing.\\
'''Sim
Trip at 8''': 8:''' Doctors always say that.



-->'''Beatrice Mailer''': This won't hurt a bit. [Holding her father's bleeding hand, she squeezes lemon juice onto an open knife cut as he silently flinches] Remember the first time you told me that?

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-->'''Beatrice Mailer''': Mailer:''' This won't hurt a bit. [Holding her father's bleeding hand, she squeezes lemon juice onto an open knife cut as he silently flinches] Remember the first time you told me that?



-->'''Dr. Forrester''': Now this leech [snip] when applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank.
-->'''Frank''': [loudly protests]
-->'''Dr. Forrester''': But this won't hurt a bit.

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-->'''Dr. Forrester''': Forrester:''' Now this leech [snip] when applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank.
-->'''Frank''': [loudly protests]
-->'''Dr. Forrester''':
Frank.\\
''[Frank loudly protests]''\\
'''Dr. Forrester:'''
But this won't hurt a bit.



-->'''Elaine:''' It's not going to hurt a lot, is it?
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes, very much.

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-->'''Elaine:''' It's not going to hurt a lot, is it?
-->'''Doctor:'''
it?\\
'''Doctor:'''
Yes, very much.



-->'''Chris''': Don't fret, boss. I've got you covered. Quick and clean, I promise."
* The ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode [[Recap/StarTrekS2E12TheDeadlyYears "The Deadly Years"]] has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the RapidAging effect that struck the rest of the landing party.
** Downplayed when Dr. [=McCoy=] tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt...much."
** Later on Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them.
-->Chekov: "Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov."

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-->'''Chris''': -->'''Chris:''' Don't fret, boss. I've got you covered. Quick and clean, I promise."
promise.
* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'':
**
The ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode [[Recap/StarTrekS2E12TheDeadlyYears "The Deadly Years"]] has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the RapidAging effect that struck the rest of the landing party.
** Downplayed when Dr. [=McCoy=] tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt... much."
** Later on on, Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them.
-->Chekov: --->'''Chekov:''' "Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov."



-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Now this isn't going to hurt a bit.
-->'''Chekov:''' That's what you said the last time.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Did it hurt?
-->'''Chekov:''' Yes!
* Averted in the 9th season premiere of the Israeli sitcom ''Life Ain't All'', in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[RuleOfFunny shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[OhCrap absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ pain]].
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' "Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for SpaceMadness.
-->'''John:''' Hey look I know you guys lie and all, but th-this is not gonna hurt too bad is it?
-->'''Doctor:''' ''[cheerfully]'' Not a bit.
-->''[The doctor turns on his MindProbe, causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony]''
-->'''D'Argo:''' ''[later]'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[SideBet won the pool]].

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-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' --->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Now this isn't going to hurt a bit.
-->'''Chekov:'''
bit.\\
'''Chekov:'''
That's what you said the last time.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:'''
time.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:'''
Did it hurt?
-->'''Chekov:'''
hurt?\\
'''Chekov:'''
Yes!
* Averted in the 9th season premiere of the Israeli sitcom ''Life Ain't All'', in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[RuleOfFunny shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[OhCrap absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ patients' pain]].
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' ''Series/{{Farscape}}'':
**
"Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for SpaceMadness.
-->'''John:''' --->'''John:''' Hey look I know you guys lie and all, but th-this is not gonna hurt too bad is it?
-->'''Doctor:'''
it?\\
'''Doctor:'''
''[cheerfully]'' Not a bit.
-->''[The
bit.\\
''[The
doctor turns on his MindProbe, causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony]''
-->'''D'Argo:'''
agony]''\\
'''D'Argo:'''
''[later]'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[SideBet won the pool]].



-->'''Fe'Tor:''' ''[HandGagging her]'' Trust me. [[FalseReassurance It'll only hurt the first time]].
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
** In their very first fight in [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E3SchoolHard "School Hard"]]. Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but...
--->'''Spike:''' Tell you what; as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
--->'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner It's gonna hurt a lot.]]
** A line cut from [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E14Innocence "Innocence"]] had Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[ColdBloodedTorture after the first hour]]."
** Subverted in [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E8TheDarkAge "The Dark Age"]]:
---> '''Ethan:''' Now this may sting a little, just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in.
** In the episode [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E9Smashed "Smashed"]], when Spike is about to eat someone:
--->"This might hurt a little..."
** In "Faith, Hope And Trick" a vampire takes a girl he's met at the Bronze into an alley and tries to eat her, saying; "Stop struggling, this won't hurt." Nope, but the pounding and staking she gives him sure does. Meet Faith, the Vampire Slayer.
* ''Series/{{Angel}}''.
** In the episode [[Recap/AngelS01E10PartingGifts "Parting Gifts"]], a demon is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes.
--->“Now, be a good girl and hold still. This will only hurt a lot.”
** In the episode [[Recap/AngelS03E01Heartthrob "Heartthrob"]]:
--->'''Doctor:''' "Now, James, ''[lifts a scalpel]'' this shouldn't hurt ''[starts to slice into James chest]'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment too much]]."

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-->'''Fe'Tor:''' --->'''Fe'Tor:''' ''[HandGagging her]'' Trust me. [[FalseReassurance It'll only hurt the first time]].
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** In their very first fight in [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E3SchoolHard "School Hard"]]."[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E3SchoolHard School Hard]]". Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but...
--->'''Spike:''' Tell you what; as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
--->'''Buffy:'''
bit.\\
'''Buffy:'''
No, Spike. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner It's gonna hurt a lot.]]
** A line cut from [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E14Innocence "Innocence"]] had "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E14Innocence Innocence]]" has Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[ColdBloodedTorture after the first hour]]."
** Subverted in [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E8TheDarkAge "The "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E8TheDarkAge The Dark Age"]]:
---> '''Ethan:'''
Age]]":
--->'''Ethan:'''
Now this may sting a little, just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in.
** In the episode [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E9Smashed "Smashed"]], "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E9Smashed Smashed]]", when Spike is about to eat someone:
--->"This --->'''Spike:''' This might hurt a little..."
little...
** In "Faith, Hope And and Trick" a vampire takes a girl he's met at the Bronze into an alley and tries to eat her, saying; "Stop struggling, this won't hurt." Nope, but the pounding and staking she gives him sure does. Meet Faith, the Vampire Slayer.
* ''Series/{{Angel}}''.
''Series/{{Angel}}'':
** In the episode [[Recap/AngelS01E10PartingGifts "Parting Gifts"]], "[[Recap/AngelS01E10PartingGifts Parting Gifts]]", a demon is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes.
--->“Now, --->'''Demon:''' Now, be a good girl and hold still. This will only hurt a lot.”
lot.
** In the episode [[Recap/AngelS03E01Heartthrob "Heartthrob"]]:
"[[Recap/AngelS03E01Heartthrob Heartthrob]]":
--->'''Doctor:''' "Now, Now, James, ''[lifts a scalpel]'' this shouldn't hurt ''[starts to slice into James chest]'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment too much]]."



** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Let's Kill Hitler"]], the Antibodies of a shape-shifting robot really don't like visitors, but they are pleased to inform you that your death will be very painless:

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** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Let's "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler Let's Kill Hitler"]], Hitler]]", the Antibodies of a shape-shifting robot really don't like visitors, but they are pleased to inform you that your death will be very painless:



** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship"]], before injecting his father, Rory says, "This won't hurt". He then admits he lied.
** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels "The Time Of Angels"]], we have this exchange:

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** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship"]], "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship Dinosaurs on a Spaceship]]", before injecting his father, Rory says, "This won't hurt". He then admits he lied.
** In the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels The Time Of Angels"]], of Angels]]", we have this exchange:



** In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]], the Doctor hooks Clara up to the Tardis's psychic network, via snapping a wire to her hand.

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** In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor The Name of the Doctor"]], Doctor]]", the Doctor hooks Clara up to the Tardis's TARDIS's psychic network, via snapping a wire to her hand.



** In the mini-episode [[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay "The Last Day"]] a soldier is instructing another soldier in the use of his helmet POVCam, which will record everything that happens to him in case he's killed in action.
--->'''Soldier:''' From now on the [[POVCam head-cam]] is downloading directly to your memory. A tiny part of your brain is now a hard-drive. Takes up hardly any space; you won't feel a thing. Now, at the beginning sometimes this has side effects-- (''cut to hallucination of a screaming soldier'')
** Inverted in the prequel episode [[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheNightOfTheDoctor "The Night of the Doctor"]]. The Eighth Doctor is about to take a potion which will make him regenerate into the War Doctor.

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** In the mini-episode [[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay "The "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay The Last Day"]] Day]]" a soldier is instructing another soldier in the use of his helmet POVCam, which will record everything that happens to him in case he's killed in action.
--->'''Soldier:''' From now on the [[POVCam head-cam]] head-cam is downloading directly to your memory. A tiny part of your brain is now a hard-drive. Takes up hardly any space; you won't feel a thing. Now, at the beginning sometimes this has side effects-- (''cut ''[cut to hallucination of a screaming soldier'')
soldier]''
** Inverted in the prequel episode [[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheNightOfTheDoctor "The "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheNightOfTheDoctor The Night of the Doctor"]].Doctor]]". The Eighth Doctor is about to take a potion which will make him regenerate into the War Doctor.



--->Emma: Will it hurt?\\
'''The Doctor''': No. Well yes, probably. A bit. Well, quite a lot. I don't know, it might be agony. To be perfectly honest, I'll be interested to find out.

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--->Emma: --->'''Emma:''' Will it hurt?\\
'''The Doctor''': Doctor:''' No. Well yes, probably. A bit. Well, quite a lot. I don't know, it might be agony. To be perfectly honest, I'll be interested to find out.



---> '''The Doctor''': Amy, I just need to borrow your brain a minute. It won´t hurt, probably. Almost probably.

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---> '''The Doctor''': --->'''The Doctor:''' Amy, I just need to borrow your brain a minute. It won´t hurt, probably. Almost probably.



* Series/GameOfThrones: Inverted when Qyburn is about to amputate the infected part of [[spoiler:Jaime's]] stump. Qyburn repeatedly tells him it's a bad idea (wanting to cut farther up the arm), and insists that the, non-anesthetic, procedure will be very painful. He's told to go ahead anyway.

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* Series/GameOfThrones: ''Series/GameOfThrones'': Inverted when Qyburn is about to amputate the infected part of [[spoiler:Jaime's]] stump. Qyburn repeatedly tells him it's a bad idea (wanting to cut farther up the arm), and insists that the, non-anesthetic, procedure will be very painful. He's told to go ahead anyway.



* ''[[Music/AmericanIdiot "Tell me, Jimmy, I won't feel a thing…"]]''

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* ''[[Music/AmericanIdiot Music/AmericanIdiot: "Tell me, Jimmy, I won't feel a thing…"]]''thing..."



-->'''Brutaka''': But if you want people to believe you caught this dangerous criminal, [[MakeItLookLikeaStruggle you will need to look like you've been in a fight]]. A light [[TapOnTheHead tap to your head]] would do the trick, perhaps. My colleague, Vezon, can handle it -- you won't feel a thing.
-->'''Vezon''': [[AxCrazy Ever Again]].

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-->'''Brutaka''': -->'''Brutaka:''' But if you want people to believe you caught this dangerous criminal, [[MakeItLookLikeaStruggle you will need to look like you've been in a fight]]. A light [[TapOnTheHead tap to your head]] would do the trick, perhaps. My colleague, Vezon, can handle it -- you won't feel a thing.
-->'''Vezon''':
thing.\\
'''Vezon:'''
[[AxCrazy Ever Again]].



* In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush needs to get some hair from an old dog. "Okay fella, this won't hurt a bit" *plucks hair* "Hey, I guess it didn't hurt a bit. He must be shedding".

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* In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush needs to get some hair from an old dog. "Okay dog.
-->'''Guybrush:''' Okay
fella, this won't hurt a bit" *plucks hair* "Hey, bit. ''[plucks hair]'' Hey, I guess it didn't hurt a bit. He must be shedding".shedding.



-->'''TheMedic''': All I can tell you about zis next procedure is zat it will be...excruciating!

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-->'''TheMedic''': -->'''TheMedic:''' All I can tell you about zis next procedure is zat it will be...be... excruciating!



-->'''Mad Dok''': ''"It's gonna hurt a lot, but it'll make you feel bettah!"''
* Played for BlackComedy in ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal''
-->'''[[EvilDiva Courtney Gears]]:''' Don't be afraid, [[TheHero Ratchet]]. The transformation doesn't hurt... *[[EvilLaugh chuckles evilly]]* [[FalseReassurance much]].

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-->'''Mad Dok''': ''"It's Dok:''' It's gonna hurt a lot, but it'll make you feel bettah!"''
bettah!
* Played for BlackComedy in ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal''
''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal''.
-->'''[[EvilDiva Courtney Gears]]:''' Don't be afraid, [[TheHero Ratchet]]. The transformation doesn't hurt... *[[EvilLaugh ''[[[EvilLaugh chuckles evilly]]* evilly]]]'' [[FalseReassurance much]].



-->'''Larxene''': *to Repliku, who is about to have his memories erased and rewritten* Relax, kiddo, I don't think it's gonna hurt...much.
* Doctor Zed's intro cutscene in ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands2}}'':
-->'''Hyperion Spy''': "I'm starving! I wanna eat your babies!"
-->'''Zed''': "Son, this might sting a little." *violently stabs Hyperion jerkbag with gigantic needle*

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-->'''Larxene''': *to -->'''Larxene:''' ''[to Repliku, who is about to have his memories erased and rewritten* rewritten]'' Relax, kiddo, I don't think it's gonna hurt...hurt... much.
* Doctor Zed's intro cutscene in ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands2}}'':
''VideoGame/Borderlands2'':
-->'''Hyperion Spy''': "I'm Spy:''' I'm starving! I wanna eat your babies!"
-->'''Zed''': "Son,
babies!\\
'''Zed:''' Son,
this might sting a little." *violently little. ''[violently stabs Hyperion jerkbag with gigantic needle*needle]''



--> '''Man with Mallet:''' Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!
--> '''Man holding Slab:'' You're darn right it won't, I'm out of here! *runs*

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--> '''Man -->'''Man with Mallet:''' Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!
-->
bit!\\
'''Man holding Slab:'' You're darn right it won't, I'm out of here! *runs*''[runs]''



--> '''Nurse 1:''' Yess! We promissse many thingss!
--> '''Nurse 2:''' "Thisss will not hurt" iss our ffavorite!
* Webcomic/{{Darkbolt}}: Inversion when [[spoiler:Johji extracts Destruction.]]
--> "Is this gonna hurt?"
--> "A lot."

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--> '''Nurse -->'''Nurse 1:''' Yess! We promissse many thingss!
-->
thingss!\\
'''Nurse 2:''' "Thisss will not hurt" iss our ffavorite!
* Webcomic/{{Darkbolt}}: ''Webcomic/{{Darkbolt}}'': Inversion when [[spoiler:Johji extracts Destruction.]]
--> "Is -->"Is this gonna hurt?"
-->
hurt?"\\
"A lot."



* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E10TheSpringfieldFiles "The Springfield Files"]]
--->'''Dr. Nick Riviera''': Don't worry. You won't feel a thing [exhibits a swirling mechanical device]…till I jam this down your throat!
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E16BrotherFromAnotherSeries "Brother from Another Series"]]
--->'''Cecil''': There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E10TheSpringfieldFiles "The "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E10TheSpringfieldFiles The Springfield Files"]]
Files]]":
--->'''Dr. Nick Riviera''': Riviera:''' Don't worry. You won't feel a thing [exhibits thing... ''[exhibits a swirling mechanical device]…till device]'' ... till I jam this down your throat!
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E16BrotherFromAnotherSeries "Brother "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E16BrotherFromAnotherSeries Brother from Another Series"]]
--->'''Cecil''':
Series]]":
--->'''Cecil:'''
There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.



-->'''Roger:''' A mind-switching machine. Is this gonna hurt?
-->'''Kowalski:''' Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull.
* ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "The Pirates of Orion"
-->'''Dr. [=McCoy=]''': [about to give an injection] This won't hurt a bit, Spock.
-->'''Mr. Spock''': An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue.
-->'''Dr. [=McCoy=]''': That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan.

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-->'''Roger:''' A mind-switching machine. Is this gonna hurt?
-->'''Kowalski:'''
hurt?\\
'''Kowalski:'''
Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull.
* ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "The Pirates of Orion"
Orion":
-->'''Dr. [=McCoy=]''': [about [=McCoy=]:''' ''[about to give an injection] injection]'' This won't hurt a bit, Spock.
-->'''Mr. Spock''':
Spock.\\
'''Mr. Spock:'''
An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue.
-->'''Dr. [=McCoy=]''':
untrue.\\
'''Dr. [=McCoy=]:'''
That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan.



-->'''Doc Ock:''' This won't hurt...for long.

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-->'''Doc Ock:''' This won't hurt... for long.



* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Jimmy Neutron]] is usually asked this whenever he tests his inventions on his friends.
--> '''Carl:''' Is this gonna hurt?
--> '''Jimmy:''' Oh no, I'll be fine.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' has an extended while introducing Torque as the Villain of the Week: Zurg, seeing that Torque shares a hatred of Buzz but also lacks the method to act with it, decides to ''tweak'' his genetics a little bit. The catch (of which Zurg is fond) is that the procedure to "power-up" Torque is going to hurt. Very hurt. Very very hurt. Zurg warns Torque just before the operating machinery begins its work, however, the machinery has already been activated and operates very loudly, and Torque can't hear him:
--> '''Zurg'''(as the noise of the operating machine reaches a peak): Did I mention the operation will be excruciatingly painful?"\\
'''Torque''': ''What was that, Z?''\\
'''Zurg''': Oh . . . ah, nevermind! (''giggles'')
** Zurg exits the operating room and closes the door as we hear Torque begin to scream.

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* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'': Jimmy Neutron]] Neutron is usually asked this whenever he tests his inventions on his friends.
--> '''Carl:''' -->'''Carl:''' Is this gonna hurt?
-->
hurt?\\
'''Jimmy:''' Oh no, I'll be fine.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand'' has an extended while introducing Torque as the Villain of the Week: Zurg, seeing that Torque shares a hatred of Buzz but also lacks the method to act with it, decides to ''tweak'' his genetics a little bit. The catch (of which Zurg is fond) is that the procedure to "power-up" Torque is going to hurt. Very hurt. Very very hurt. Zurg warns Torque just before the operating machinery begins its work, work; however, the machinery has already been activated and operates very loudly, and Torque can't hear him:
--> '''Zurg'''(as -->'''Zurg:''' ''[as the noise of the operating machine reaches a peak): peak]'' Did I mention the operation will be excruciatingly painful?"\\
'''Torque''':
painful?\\
'''Torque:'''
''What was that, Z?''\\
'''Zurg''': Oh . . . '''Zurg:''' Oh... ah, nevermind! (''giggles'')
** Zurg
''[giggles]''\\
''[Zurg
exits the operating room and closes the door as we hear Torque begin to scream.scream]''



-->'''Red Guy:''' This won't hurt...
-->''[Red Guy squeezes Baboon's injured phantom foot together, making him squeal in pain]''
-->'''Red Guy:''' ''...me.''

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-->'''Red Guy:''' This won't hurt...
-->''[Red
hurt...\\
''[Red
Guy squeezes Baboon's injured phantom foot together, making him squeal in pain]''
-->'''Red
pain]''\\
'''Red
Guy:''' ''...me.''
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1st Nov '16 9:40:26 PM Theatre_Maven_3695
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* Music/TheBlackParade: ''"It was a lie when they smiled and said you won't feel a thing"'' "[[Music/TheBlackParade Disenchanted]]"

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* Music/TheBlackParade: ''"It was a lie when they smiled and said you won't feel a thing"'' "[[Music/TheBlackParade "[[Music/MyChemicalRomance Disenchanted]]"
19th Oct '16 7:29:19 PM AtticusOmundson
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[[caption-width-right:350:"That is, assuming, you [[FeelNoPain can't feel pain]] to begin with."]]
27th Aug '16 10:14:18 PM AshlynNyx
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* Music/TheBlackParade: ''"It was a lie when they smiled and said you won't feel a thing"'' "Disenchanted"

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* Music/TheBlackParade: ''"It was a lie when they smiled and said you won't feel a thing"'' "Disenchanted""[[Music/TheBlackParade Disenchanted]]"


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* Averted in Music/EmilieAutumn's "Take the Pill": ''Pull up your skirt, and yes it's going to hurt''.
18th Aug '16 9:31:00 PM PaulA
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* ''Literature/TheVorkosiganSaga'': Heavily discouraged by Miles Vorkosigan, when asked for advice on what to tell a kid who needs medical procedures, of which Miles has had a metric ton. His approach is to explain to the kid that yes, this will in fact hurt (if only a little), but that after a while the pain will go away. He also helpfully displays some of the various surgical scars he's acquired over a lifetime of pain as a yardstick for what ''really'' hurting ends up looking like, which calms the kid right down.

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* ''Literature/TheVorkosiganSaga'': ''Literature/VorkosiganSaga'': Heavily discouraged by Miles Vorkosigan, when asked for advice on what to tell a kid who needs medical procedures, of which Miles has had a metric ton. His approach is to explain to the kid that yes, this will in fact hurt (if only a little), but that after a while the pain will go away. He also helpfully displays some of the various surgical scars he's acquired over a lifetime of pain as a yardstick for what ''really'' hurting ends up looking like, which calms the kid right down.
9th Jul '16 11:48:55 AM nombretomado
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* From ''Franchise/{{Bionicle}}'':

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* From ''Franchise/{{Bionicle}}'':''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'':
20th Jun '16 12:47:12 PM Gamermaster
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* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' had a variation when [[spoiler: Ritsuko gave Rei an increased dosage of the emotional suppressants that she had spent several painful months purging from her systems. So it's the ''lack'' of pain (and every other emotion) that terrifies her.]]
11th Jun '16 3:19:00 AM JackG
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* ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''. As Kitty Pryde is about to send Wolverine's [[MentalTimeTravel consciousness back in time]] she says, "This might sting a little." Cue agonizing scream from Logan and a FadeToWhite...then [[MoodWhiplash he calmly wakes up]] in TheSeventies gazing at a lava lamp, with Roberta Flack's version of "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" playing on the radio.
8th Jun '16 4:24:34 AM Morgenthaler
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* Heavily discouraged by [[TheVorkosiganSaga Miles Vorkosigan]], when asked for advice on what to tell a kid who needs medical procedures, of which Miles has had a metric ton. His approach is to explain to the kid that yes, this will in fact hurt (if only a little), but that after a while the pain will go away. He also helpfully displays some of the various surgical scars he's acquired over a lifetime of pain as a yardstick for what ''really'' hurting ends up looking like, which calms the kid right down.

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* ''Literature/TheVorkosiganSaga'': Heavily discouraged by [[TheVorkosiganSaga Miles Vorkosigan]], Vorkosigan, when asked for advice on what to tell a kid who needs medical procedures, of which Miles has had a metric ton. His approach is to explain to the kid that yes, this will in fact hurt (if only a little), but that after a while the pain will go away. He also helpfully displays some of the various surgical scars he's acquired over a lifetime of pain as a yardstick for what ''really'' hurting ends up looking like, which calms the kid right down.
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