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5th Aug '13 10:28:47 AM Whitecroc
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->''You are an Orc Hunter and your name is Tednugent. You feel this is an exceptionally clever name, but nobody ever seems to get the joke. You have a Cat for a pet, his name is Scratchfever. You feel this is also an exceptionally clever name. Nobody ever gets this joke, either. You are level 80. Scratchfever is also level 80. You do not remember how you came to be logged out in Razor Hill, but the place looks deserted. There are no [=NPCs=] in sight and your Track Humanoids, which is currently active, is turning up completely blank.''\\
-- The beginning of madness

Imagine SilentHill 2, set in the world of WorldOfWarcraft, and being narrated and played as though it were a text adventure game. This is the basic concept behind YouAwakenInRazorHill.

The Character is an Orc Hunter named tednugent, with his trusty feline companion/combat pet, Scratchfever, as he attempts to deal with the horrible nightmare world he has been dumped into.

It can be read from the beginning [[http://thelittlestmurloc.tumblr.com/ here]].

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!!Tropes specific to YouAwakenInRazorHill:

* ActionSurvivor: Ted. Eventually becomes more of an ActionHero.
* AndIMustScream : The Undead Blips. The reveal of what they actually are is one of the most horrifying moments in the entire story.
** [[spoiler: Also, Mary herself.]]
** [[spoiler: And Pyramid Hogger]] quite probably counts as well. Let's just say this isn't a nice place to be a character in.
* AscendedMeme: Tednugent (renamed Tednug for copyright reasons) and Scratchfever were added by Blizzard as NPCs to the game. They patrol the way between Orgrimmar and Razor Hill. Every now and then they stop in front of the road that leads to the Harpy Nests, stare for a moment and say "Later", before resuming their patrolling.
* BagOfHolding: As this is the World of Warcraft universe, Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], This Thing, and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.
* BigBad: [[spoiler: Mary's Hate.]]
* BigDamnHeroes: [[spoiler: Annie]] during the climatic battle.
* BigEater: This is a race trait for Larry.
* CatchPhrase: "Best *&%^ing tailor in the world!"
* CharacterDevelopment : At the beginning of the story, Tednugent and Scratchfever are little more than paper dolls to be played with by the people controlling the plot: Posters on the original forum where YouAwakenInRazorHill was first housed. At the end of the story, they are fully-fleshed characters capable of acting on their own.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Ted's engineering skill is directly proportional to how much he insists on thinking of himself as a god-like engineer.
** Moreover, because the story takes place in a video game that actually has an engineering profession, Ted, who is not a ''real'' engineer, is prohibited from making ''real'' engineering items. His ability to create is tied directly to how impossible that thing is to create; to the point where he manages to create one ''very large'' rifle by combining two ''much smaller'' rifles. The only reason why this new rifle wasn't ready to fire right away was because the two smaller ones were themselves broken and incomplete. By the very end, he has created [[spoiler:Steve the Impromptu Shredder, a stomping, armor-plated war machine with fully-actuated limbs and weaponry and a whole barrage of readouts and gauges Ted does not even remember building. He built it out of a whole bunch of wholly random items he grabbed as quickly as he possibly could, based on faint memories of what these war machines ''looked'' like.]]
* CrazySurvivalist: Annie, who has survived in what is basically hell for not even she knows how long. Her mind has not.
* DarkWorld: The entire story, except for the ending and epilogue, takes place in one of these.
* DeadpanSnarker: The narrator.
* DistressCall : Mary's Quest.
* TheDragon: [[spoiler: Pyramid Hogger.]]
* DropInNemesis: Pyramid Hogger.
* EldritchAbomination: Literally all of the native wildlife would be a strong contender for Eldritch status, but it's the Ravening Worms that really take the cake.
* EleventhHourSuperpower: Steve. And, for Scratch, [[spoiler: EVADE]].
* EscapeFromTheCrazyPlace
* [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks Everything's Even Worse with Starving Amphibious Sharks]]
* EverythingTryingToKillYou : Starving Amphibious Sharks, [[EldritchAbomination Lesser Ravening Worms]], Immolating Strawmen...pretty much the only thing not trying to kill Ted is Scratchfever, and [[spoiler: Annie towards the end of the story.]]
* {{Expy}} : Pyramid Hogger, for Pyramid Head of course.
* FluffyTheTerrible: [[spoiler: Larry]] the Starving Amphibious Shark.
* FoodAsBribe: Scratchfever will do ''anything'' for salted fish.
* HearingVoices: Every Player Character who winds up in the DarkWorld. From a meta point of view, this is because YouAwakenInRazorHill was a collaborative forum-based game where the PC was 'played' by hundreds of different people.
* HellIsThatNoise: [[invoked]]''' ''Scr@pe'' '''
** An interesting variation, because the story is in second person, you the audience is the main character hearing the sounds.
** Also features cloth rustling sounds, things in the dark, and various other stock Horror movie sound effects. ''Constantly.''[[spoiler: Until right at the end. The Narrator actually comments at that point that this is the first time it's ever been ''completely silent'' since you woke up in Razor Hill. ''Meaning the sounds were so constant, you mentally tuned them out to the point where you don't realize they were still there until they are gone.'']]
* {{Homage}}: To SilentHill, couched in another Homage to World of Warcraft, and the whole thing is a Homage to {{MS Paint Adventures}}, itself a homage to text adventures like VideoGame/{{Zork}}.
* HumanoidAbomination: Pyramid Hogger has this kind of a vibe going for him, not to mention the Immolating Strawmen. But in the end, it's [[spoiler: Mary's Hate]] that shows Ted what it is to be a HumanoidAbomination.
* IdiotBall : By necessity. Ted was controlled by the communal whims of over a hundred forumgoers, and noticeable percent of the commands given were deliberately moronic, ForTheLulz. The manner in which the author handled this must be seen to be truly appreciated.
* ImplacableMan : Pyramid Hogger.
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Ted, throughout. He finally gets a drink towards the end of the story [[spoiler: and it is awesome.]]
* InsurmountableWaistHighFence : "''You can't go North to the scuttle shore to find that damn boat, there is a Straw Man blocking your path.''"
** [[spoiler:Or the slightly more Horrifying, "''You cannot haul ass to Sen'Jin, there is a Pyramid Hogger blocking your path.''"]]
* JerkassGods: "The narrator is such a dick".
* KleptomaniacHero: "Loot the hell out of it" is one of the more often-repeated commands for Ted. Justified since Ted needs all the help he can get and there's no-one to legitimately buy things from.
* KleptomaniacHeroFoundUnderwear: Early on, Ted comes into possession of some Exciting Undergarments and [[HearingVoices becomes compelled to]] wear them on his head. They remain there for basically the entire adventure.
* LetsGetDangerous: The moment Ted decides "No more hiding" while fighting the Starving Amphibious Sharks, he suddenly becomes infinitely more badass, while Scratchfever's level of awesome seems directly tied to his loyalty level. Both of these are lampshaded later, when Ted looks back on his journey so far. [[spoiler: Annie later imitates Ted's "No more hiding" at the climax, and proceeds to lay the druidic smackdown on Pyramid Hogger.]]
* MacGyvering: Ted. Holy ''crap'', Ted.
* MeatPuppet : Incubators, hollowed out Quillboars (and possibly anything else that might have been in the Barrens) that are filled with [[EldritchAbomination Larval Ravening Worms]]
* MindRape : It was implied in the story that [[spoiler: Zalazane raped Mary's soul after she was murdered by Quillboars.]]
* [[spoiler: MiniMecha]]: Steve.
* MissionControlIsOffItsMeds: [[spoiler: The Mission Description for Mary's Quest starts off fairly normal, then becomes quirky, if supportive, then starts to sound kind of mocking and unhinged. Then it turns out to have been the voice of Mary's Hate all along.]]
* NothingIsScarier : Long stretches of relative silence and inactivity only serve to heighten the tension, especially after we learn what is actually happening here.
* OhCrap : Too numerous to list. Suffice it is to say, shit goes wrong so often it's a surprise when shit goes ''right''.
* ThePowerOfHate: What made the DarkWorld so dark in the first place.
* ThePowerOfLove: The better Scratchfever's relationship with Tednugent is, the more awesome Scratch becomes. [[spoiler: Reaches its logical conclusion at the climax.]]
* ThePowerOfRock: Ted can effectively invoke [[DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machinae]] by playing guitar riffs so awesomely that the Lords of the Chord smile upon him.
** [[BoozeBasedBuff Requires Liquid Courage]], or else Ted's Devotion to the Lord of the Chord will be Lame. The consequences of a Lame Devotion are never seen but noted to be ''severe''.
* PunnyName: "You are an Orc Hunter and your name is Tednugent. You feel this is an exceptionally clever name, but nobody ever seems to get the joke. You have a Cat for a pet, his name is Scratchfever. You feel this is also an exceptionally clever name. Nobody ever gets this joke, either."
** Each of Ted's other pets (none of whom are ever seen) are all similarly named - he has a Cobra named Stranglehold, a Gorilla named Weekendwarrior and a Devilsaur (tyrannosaurus) named Littlemissdangerous.
** Also, Annie (full name: Anniemal the Lazerbeast) who is a Druid. (Druids in [[WorldOfWarcraft WoW]] can turn into animals.)
* RealMenWearPink: Ted enjoys hugging his cat, is a reasonable dancer, sings very often, knows quite a lot about flowers and is very good with a needle. It's implied his real professions may be tailor or herbalist, and his insistence that he's an engineer is out of embarrassment. He also wears "exciting undergarments" on his head through most of the adventure.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: [[spoiler: Mary's Hate is using the DarkWorld to kill everyone who ever laughed at her.]]
* [[{{ShoutOut}} Shout Out]]: One of many in this story is the name of the hunter himself, Tednugent, and his pet cat, Scratchfever(Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever).
** Another being the Konami Code directly quoted[[spoiler: or more accurately drawn in the dirt near the end of the story]].
--> "Kagemasa Kozuki must be informed of this at once!"
** And don't forget the Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy shout-out early in the story where [[spoiler: the words Alt-F4 drift into the conference between the Vl'Hurg and G'Gugvunt leaders, sparking the war that destroys 250,000 worlds.]]
** And then there's the reverse shout-out, World of Warcraft added two new NPCs who patrol the Razor Hill canyon area - Tednug and Scratchfever, an orc hunter and a lion.
* TermsOfEndangerment: It's a rare thing for a story to make the pet-name "Sport" into something horrifying.
* ThisLoserIsYou : The Incubators. Brrr.

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->''You are an Orc Hunter and your name is Tednugent. You feel this is an exceptionally clever name, but nobody ever seems to get the joke. You have a Cat for a pet, his name is Scratchfever. You feel this is also an exceptionally clever name. Nobody ever gets this joke, either. You are level 80. Scratchfever is also level 80. You do not remember how you came to be logged out in Razor Hill, but the place looks deserted. There are no [=NPCs=] in sight and your Track Humanoids, which is currently active, is turning up completely blank.''\\
-- The beginning of madness

Imagine SilentHill 2, set in the world of WorldOfWarcraft, and being narrated and played as though it were a text adventure game. This is the basic concept behind YouAwakenInRazorHill.

The Character is an Orc Hunter named tednugent, with his trusty feline companion/combat pet, Scratchfever, as he attempts to deal with the horrible nightmare world he has been dumped into.

It can be read from the beginning [[http://thelittlestmurloc.tumblr.com/ here]].

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!!Tropes specific to YouAwakenInRazorHill:

* ActionSurvivor: Ted. Eventually becomes more of an ActionHero.
* AndIMustScream : The Undead Blips. The reveal of what they actually are is one of the most horrifying moments in the entire story.
** [[spoiler: Also, Mary herself.]]
** [[spoiler: And Pyramid Hogger]] quite probably counts as well. Let's just say this isn't a nice place to be a character in.
* AscendedMeme: Tednugent (renamed Tednug for copyright reasons) and Scratchfever were added by Blizzard as NPCs to the game. They patrol the way between Orgrimmar and Razor Hill. Every now and then they stop in front of the road that leads to the Harpy Nests, stare for a moment and say "Later", before resuming their patrolling.
* BagOfHolding: As this is the World of Warcraft universe, Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], This Thing, and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.
* BigBad: [[spoiler: Mary's Hate.]]
* BigDamnHeroes: [[spoiler: Annie]] during the climatic battle.
* BigEater: This is a race trait for Larry.
* CatchPhrase: "Best *&%^ing tailor in the world!"
* CharacterDevelopment : At the beginning of the story, Tednugent and Scratchfever are little more than paper dolls to be played with by the people controlling the plot: Posters on the original forum where YouAwakenInRazorHill was first housed. At the end of the story, they are fully-fleshed characters capable of acting on their own.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Ted's engineering skill is directly proportional to how much he insists on thinking of himself as a god-like engineer.
** Moreover, because the story takes place in a video game that actually has an engineering profession, Ted, who is not a ''real'' engineer, is prohibited from making ''real'' engineering items. His ability to create is tied directly to how impossible that thing is to create; to the point where he manages to create one ''very large'' rifle by combining two ''much smaller'' rifles. The only reason why this new rifle wasn't ready to fire right away was because the two smaller ones were themselves broken and incomplete. By the very end, he has created [[spoiler:Steve the Impromptu Shredder, a stomping, armor-plated war machine with fully-actuated limbs and weaponry and a whole barrage of readouts and gauges Ted does not even remember building. He built it out of a whole bunch of wholly random items he grabbed as quickly as he possibly could, based on faint memories of what these war machines ''looked'' like.]]
* CrazySurvivalist: Annie, who has survived in what is basically hell for not even she knows how long. Her mind has not.
* DarkWorld: The entire story, except for the ending and epilogue, takes place in one of these.
* DeadpanSnarker: The narrator.
* DistressCall : Mary's Quest.
* TheDragon: [[spoiler: Pyramid Hogger.]]
* DropInNemesis: Pyramid Hogger.
* EldritchAbomination: Literally all of the native wildlife would be a strong contender for Eldritch status, but it's the Ravening Worms that really take the cake.
* EleventhHourSuperpower: Steve. And, for Scratch, [[spoiler: EVADE]].
* EscapeFromTheCrazyPlace
* [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks Everything's Even Worse with Starving Amphibious Sharks]]
* EverythingTryingToKillYou : Starving Amphibious Sharks, [[EldritchAbomination Lesser Ravening Worms]], Immolating Strawmen...pretty much the only thing not trying to kill Ted is Scratchfever, and [[spoiler: Annie towards the end of the story.]]
* {{Expy}} : Pyramid Hogger, for Pyramid Head of course.
* FluffyTheTerrible: [[spoiler: Larry]] the Starving Amphibious Shark.
* FoodAsBribe: Scratchfever will do ''anything'' for salted fish.
* HearingVoices: Every Player Character who winds up in the DarkWorld. From a meta point of view, this is because YouAwakenInRazorHill was a collaborative forum-based game where the PC was 'played' by hundreds of different people.
* HellIsThatNoise: [[invoked]]''' ''Scr@pe'' '''
** An interesting variation, because the story is in second person, you the audience is the main character hearing the sounds.
** Also features cloth rustling sounds, things in the dark, and various other stock Horror movie sound effects. ''Constantly.''[[spoiler: Until right at the end. The Narrator actually comments at that point that this is the first time it's ever been ''completely silent'' since you woke up in Razor Hill. ''Meaning the sounds were so constant, you mentally tuned them out to the point where you don't realize they were still there until they are gone.'']]
* {{Homage}}: To SilentHill, couched in another Homage to World of Warcraft, and the whole thing is a Homage to {{MS Paint Adventures}}, itself a homage to text adventures like VideoGame/{{Zork}}.
* HumanoidAbomination: Pyramid Hogger has this kind of a vibe going for him, not to mention the Immolating Strawmen. But in the end, it's [[spoiler: Mary's Hate]] that shows Ted what it is to be a HumanoidAbomination.
* IdiotBall : By necessity. Ted was controlled by the communal whims of over a hundred forumgoers, and noticeable percent of the commands given were deliberately moronic, ForTheLulz. The manner in which the author handled this must be seen to be truly appreciated.
* ImplacableMan : Pyramid Hogger.
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Ted, throughout. He finally gets a drink towards the end of the story [[spoiler: and it is awesome.]]
* InsurmountableWaistHighFence : "''You can't go North to the scuttle shore to find that damn boat, there is a Straw Man blocking your path.''"
** [[spoiler:Or the slightly more Horrifying, "''You cannot haul ass to Sen'Jin, there is a Pyramid Hogger blocking your path.''"]]
* JerkassGods: "The narrator is such a dick".
* KleptomaniacHero: "Loot the hell out of it" is one of the more often-repeated commands for Ted. Justified since Ted needs all the help he can get and there's no-one to legitimately buy things from.
* KleptomaniacHeroFoundUnderwear: Early on, Ted comes into possession of some Exciting Undergarments and [[HearingVoices becomes compelled to]] wear them on his head. They remain there for basically the entire adventure.
* LetsGetDangerous: The moment Ted decides "No more hiding" while fighting the Starving Amphibious Sharks, he suddenly becomes infinitely more badass, while Scratchfever's level of awesome seems directly tied to his loyalty level. Both of these are lampshaded later, when Ted looks back on his journey so far. [[spoiler: Annie later imitates Ted's "No more hiding" at the climax, and proceeds to lay the druidic smackdown on Pyramid Hogger.]]
* MacGyvering: Ted. Holy ''crap'', Ted.
* MeatPuppet : Incubators, hollowed out Quillboars (and possibly anything else that might have been in the Barrens) that are filled with [[EldritchAbomination Larval Ravening Worms]]
* MindRape : It was implied in the story that [[spoiler: Zalazane raped Mary's soul after she was murdered by Quillboars.]]
* [[spoiler: MiniMecha]]: Steve.
* MissionControlIsOffItsMeds: [[spoiler: The Mission Description for Mary's Quest starts off fairly normal, then becomes quirky, if supportive, then starts to sound kind of mocking and unhinged. Then it turns out to have been the voice of Mary's Hate all along.]]
* NothingIsScarier : Long stretches of relative silence and inactivity only serve to heighten the tension, especially after we learn what is actually happening here.
* OhCrap : Too numerous to list. Suffice it is to say, shit goes wrong so often it's a surprise when shit goes ''right''.
* ThePowerOfHate: What made the DarkWorld so dark in the first place.
* ThePowerOfLove: The better Scratchfever's relationship with Tednugent is, the more awesome Scratch becomes. [[spoiler: Reaches its logical conclusion at the climax.]]
* ThePowerOfRock: Ted can effectively invoke [[DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machinae]] by playing guitar riffs so awesomely that the Lords of the Chord smile upon him.
** [[BoozeBasedBuff Requires Liquid Courage]], or else Ted's Devotion to the Lord of the Chord will be Lame. The consequences of a Lame Devotion are never seen but noted to be ''severe''.
* PunnyName: "You are an Orc Hunter and your name is Tednugent. You feel this is an exceptionally clever name, but nobody ever seems to get the joke. You have a Cat for a pet, his name is Scratchfever. You feel this is also an exceptionally clever name. Nobody ever gets this joke, either."
** Each of Ted's other pets (none of whom are ever seen) are all similarly named - he has a Cobra named Stranglehold, a Gorilla named Weekendwarrior and a Devilsaur (tyrannosaurus) named Littlemissdangerous.
** Also, Annie (full name: Anniemal the Lazerbeast) who is a Druid. (Druids in [[WorldOfWarcraft WoW]] can turn into animals.)
* RealMenWearPink: Ted enjoys hugging his cat, is a reasonable dancer, sings very often, knows quite a lot about flowers and is very good with a needle. It's implied his real professions may be tailor or herbalist, and his insistence that he's an engineer is out of embarrassment. He also wears "exciting undergarments" on his head through most of the adventure.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: [[spoiler: Mary's Hate is using the DarkWorld to kill everyone who ever laughed at her.]]
* [[{{ShoutOut}} Shout Out]]: One of many in this story is the name of the hunter himself, Tednugent, and his pet cat, Scratchfever(Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever).
** Another being the Konami Code directly quoted[[spoiler: or more accurately drawn in the dirt near the end of the story]].
--> "Kagemasa Kozuki must be informed of this at once!"
** And don't forget the Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy shout-out early in the story where [[spoiler: the words Alt-F4 drift into the conference between the Vl'Hurg and G'Gugvunt leaders, sparking the war that destroys 250,000 worlds.]]
** And then there's the reverse shout-out, World of Warcraft added two new NPCs who patrol the Razor Hill canyon area - Tednug and Scratchfever, an orc hunter and a lion.
* TermsOfEndangerment: It's a rare thing for a story to make the pet-name "Sport" into something horrifying.
* ThisLoserIsYou : The Incubators. Brrr.
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5th Aug '13 9:29:53 AM Whitecroc
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It can be read from the beginning [[http://www.thelittlestmurloc.com/index.php?Itemid=17&id=4&option=com_content&view=article here]] if you're willing to compromise your computer's safety, as the website has been compromised by a Malware virus. A new version has been uploaded at [[http://thelittlestmurloc.tumblr.com/ an independant tumblr]].

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It can be read from the beginning [[http://www.thelittlestmurloc.com/index.php?Itemid=17&id=4&option=com_content&view=article here]] if you're willing to compromise your computer's safety, as the website has been compromised by a Malware virus. A new version has been uploaded at [[http://thelittlestmurloc.tumblr.com/ an independant tumblr]].
here]].



* HellIsThatNoise : ''' ''Scr@pe'' '''

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* HellIsThatNoise : ''' HellIsThatNoise: [[invoked]]''' ''Scr@pe'' '''
24th Jul '13 10:43:54 AM Faolain
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** And then there's the reverse shout-out, World of Warcraft added two new NPCs who patrol the Razor Hill canyon area - Tednug and Scratchfever, an orc hunter and a lion.
9th Jun '13 10:58:29 AM crazysamaritan
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* HellIsThatNoise : ''' ''Scr@pe'' '''
** An interesting variation, because the story is in second person, you the audience is the main character hearing the sounds.
** Also features cloth rustling sounds, things in the dark, and various other stock Horror movie sound effects. ''Constantly.''[[spoiler: Until right at the end. The Narrator actually comments at that point that this is the first time it's ever been ''completely silent'' since you woke up in Razor Hill. ''Meaning the sounds were so constant, you mentally tuned them out to the point where you don't realize they were still there until they are gone.'']]
31st May '13 8:59:15 AM Shadoboy
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* AscendedMeme: Blizzard added an NPC named Tednug who patrols the way between Orgrimmar and Razor Hill with his cat, ScratchFever. Every now and then they stop in front of the road that leads to the Harpy Nests, stare for a moment and say "Later", before resuming their patrolling.

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* AscendedMeme: Tednugent (renamed Tednug for copyright reasons) and Scratchfever were added by Blizzard added an NPC named Tednug who patrols as NPCs to the game. They patrol the way between Orgrimmar and Razor Hill with his cat, ScratchFever.Hill. Every now and then they stop in front of the road that leads to the Harpy Nests, stare for a moment and say "Later", before resuming their patrolling.
31st May '13 1:55:20 AM Shadoboy
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* AscendedMeme: Blizzard added an NPC named Tednug who patrols the way between Orgrimmar and Razor Hill with his cat, ScratchFever. Every now and then they stop in front of the road that leads to the Harpy Nests, stare for a moment and say "Later", before resuming their patrolling.
31st May '13 1:31:26 AM Shadoboy
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* BagOfHolding: Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], This Thing, and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.

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* BagOfHolding: As this is the World of Warcraft universe, Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], This Thing, and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.
16th Apr '13 6:19:07 PM FrosthawkSDK
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* KleptomaniacHeroFoundUnderwear: Early on, Ted comes into possession of some Exciting Undergarments and [[HearingVoices becomes compelled to]] wear them on his head. They remain there for basically the entire adventure.
6th Jan '13 10:50:51 AM SeptimusHeap
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* ButYouScrewOneGoat: Ted, when you consider his HoYay with Scratch, his attempts to hit on Annie while she's in cat form, his briefly considering molesting a squirrel to build up his self-esteem, and his repeated emphasis on the feathers every time he fantasises about Harpies.
** WordOfGod would like to stress that the repeated emphasis was actually on the feathered ''rumps'' of the harpies, the firm, feathered, Harpy ''rumps.''
29th Dec '12 11:55:54 PM Faolain
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* BagofHolding: Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.

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* BagofHolding: BagOfHolding: Ted's bag can hold, among others, a full cactus costume made from an actual cactus, vials of troll sweat, multiple weapons, multiple Random Armour Parts, utility items such as the [[MacGyvering Hazardous Shovel Array]], This Thing, and an [[PowerofRock arcanite ripper]]. This doesn't seem to encumber Ted at all.
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