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13th Jul '17 8:50:44 PM PaulA
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* An animated skit from ''Series/BetweenTheLions'' had a beaver scoutmaster recruiting campers named "Who" (a frog), "What" (a rabbit), "When" (a mouse), "Where" (a duck), and "Why" (a pig).

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* An animated skit from ''Series/BetweenTheLions'' had a beaver scoutmaster recruiting campers named "Who" (a frog), "What" (a rabbit), "When" (a mouse), "Where" (a duck), and "Why" (a pig). Just as he learns all of their names, his tardy camper "When" show up which leads to this reaction:
-->'''Counselor:''' Now when--\\
'''When:''' Here!\\
'''Counselor:''' What?!\\
'''What:''' No, I'm What!



* On an animated segment of ''Series/BetweenTheLions'', a camp counselor is taking attendance on his campers who are named Who, What, Where and Why. Just as he learns all of their names, his tardy camper "When" show up which leads to this reaction:
-->'''Counselor:''' Now when--\\
'''When:''' Here!\\
'''Counselor:''' What?!\\
'''What:''' No, I'm What!
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'''Gary:''' That's who's name?!\\

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'''Gary:''' That's who's whose name?!\\



'''Scrooge:''' ''[slowly]]'' Where is the ''captain'' who ''regularly'' captains my flagship, ''Captain''?

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'''Scrooge:''' ''[slowly]]'' ''[slowly]'' Where is the ''captain'' who ''regularly'' captains my flagship, ''Captain''?
13th Jul '17 8:41:09 PM PaulA
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'''Client: Which street is it on?'''\\

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'''Client: '''Client:''' Which street is it on?'''\\on?\\
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'''Van Alden:''' '[[hangs up phone]''

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'''Van Alden:''' '[[hangs ''[hangs up phone]''
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--> "What's that over there?"
--> [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "That's a hull of a ship."]]

to:

--> "What's -->"What's that over there?"
-->
there?"\\
[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "That's a hull of a ship."]]



--> "The bat was made for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enos_Slaughter Slaughter]]."
--> "Ain'tcha got any bats made for ''baseball''?"

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--> "The -->"The bat was made for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enos_Slaughter Slaughter]]."
-->
"\\
"Ain'tcha got any bats made for ''baseball''?"



* Rowan Atkinson had a piece where he is an English schoolteacher taking role, and of course all the students' names have unsavory connotations. "Myprick?" pause. "Has anybody seen Myprick?" pause. "Come on, somebody must have seen Myprick!"

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* Rowan Atkinson Creator/RowanAtkinson had a piece where he is an English schoolteacher taking role, and of course all the students' names have unsavory connotations. "Myprick?" pause. "Has anybody seen Myprick?" pause. "Come on, somebody must have seen Myprick!"



'''Spider-Man:''' You'll never know

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'''Spider-Man:''' You'll never knowknow.



-->'''Veronica:''' What are you ordering?\\

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-->'''Veronica:''' --->'''Veronica:''' What are you ordering?\\



'''Betty:''' ''(to the cook)'' They ''both'' want oysters.\\

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'''Betty:''' ''(to ''[to the cook)'' cook]'' They ''both'' want oysters.\\



''(everyone groans)''

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''(everyone groans)''''[everyone groans]''



--->'''Jughead''': Look at the bunch of cows!
--->'''Farmer''': No, herd.
--->'''Jughead''': Heard of what?
--->'''Farmer''': Herd of cows.
--->'''Jughead''': Sure, I've heard of cows!
--->'''Farmer''': No, a cow ''herd''.
--->'''Jughead''': What do I care what a cow heard? I've never kept any secrets from a cow!

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--->'''Jughead''': --->'''Jughead:''' Look at the bunch of cows!
--->'''Farmer''':
cows!\\
'''Farmer:'''
No, herd.
--->'''Jughead''':
herd.\\
'''Jughead:'''
Heard of what?
--->'''Farmer''':
what?\\
'''Farmer:'''
Herd of cows.
--->'''Jughead''':
cows.\\
'''Jughead:'''
Sure, I've heard of cows!
--->'''Farmer''':
cows!\\
'''Farmer:'''
No, a cow ''herd''.
--->'''Jughead''':
''herd''.\\
'''Jughead:'''
What do I care what a cow heard? I've never kept any secrets from a cow!



-->'''Costello''': Here's a bunch of Music/AlanisMorissette tapes, but they're all mixed up. Which song is this one?
-->'''Abbott''': "You Oughta Know."
-->'''Costello''': I don't know the names of the songs. Which song is this!?
-->'''Abbott''': "You Oughta Know"!
-->'''Costello''': But I DON'T know! What about this other Alanis Morissette video?
-->'''Abbott''': It's "Ironic".
-->'''Costello''': It's ironic that I don't know the name of the video?

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-->'''Costello''': -->'''Costello:''' Here's a bunch of Music/AlanisMorissette tapes, but they're all mixed up. Which song is this one?
-->'''Abbott''':
one?\\
'''Abbott:'''
"You Oughta Know."
-->'''Costello''':
"\\
'''Costello:'''
I don't know the names of the songs. Which song is this!?
-->'''Abbott''':
this!?\\
'''Abbott:'''
"You Oughta Know"!
-->'''Costello''':
Know"!\\
'''Costello:'''
But I DON'T know! What about this other Alanis Morissette video?
-->'''Abbott''':
video?\\
'''Abbott:'''
It's "Ironic".
-->'''Costello''':
"Ironic".\\
'''Costello:'''
It's ironic that I don't know the name of the video?



-->'''Robotnik:''' ''Who'' is the head of the secret intelligence?
-->'''Mole:''' That's right!
-->'''Robotnik:''' ''What?!''
-->'''Mole:''' No, not "what"- "Who!"

to:

-->'''Robotnik:''' ''Who'' is the head of the secret intelligence?
-->'''Mole:'''
intelligence?\\
'''Mole:'''
That's right!
-->'''Robotnik:''' ''What?!''
-->'''Mole:'''
right!\\
'''Robotnik:''' ''What?!''\\
'''Mole:'''
No, not "what"- "Who!"



* A brief example in a Batman crossover, where a guy tells Batman about this super-hero who had accosted him: "His name's Strange." "What's strange about it?" "No, that's his '''name'''. ComicBook/AdamStrange.
* Referenced in ComicBook/TheCartoonHistoryOfTheUniverse when Gonick points out that ancient Hindus composed a poem to the great god "Who".

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* A brief example in a Batman crossover, where a guy tells Batman about this super-hero who had accosted him: "His name's Strange." "What's strange about it?" "No, that's his '''name'''. ComicBook/AdamStrange.
ComicBook/AdamStrange."
* Referenced in ComicBook/TheCartoonHistoryOfTheUniverse ''ComicBook/TheCartoonHistoryOfTheUniverse'' when Gonick points out that ancient Hindus composed a poem to the great god "Who".



-->'''Phoenix:''' Hey! An owl.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:''' You, you're an owl.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:''' You mean "Who am I?". Phoenix Wright, with a "Ph" and a "W".
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:''' You know? You make Big Macintosh look like a blabbermouth.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:''' ''*sigh*''

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-->'''Phoenix:''' Hey! An owl.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:'''
owl.\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.\\
'''Phoenix:'''
You, you're an owl.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:'''
owl.\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.\\
'''Phoenix:'''
You mean "Who am I?". Phoenix Wright, with a "Ph" and a "W".
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:'''
"W".\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.\\
'''Phoenix:'''
You know? You make Big Macintosh look like a blabbermouth.
-->'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.
-->'''Phoenix:'''
blabbermouth.\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo.\\
'''Phoenix:'''
''*sigh*''



-->'''Sonic''': Whew...it’s just an owl. You aren’t going to start talking, right?\\
'''Owlowiscious''': Who?\\
'''Sonic''': You, duh.\\
'''Owlowiscious''': Who?\\
'''Sonic''': You! I’m talking to you right now!\\
'''Owlowiscious''': Who?\\
'''Sonic''': You! You, okay!? Geez, and I thought that pink pony was annoying!\\
'''Owlowiscious''': Who?\\
'''Sonic''': Alright, that’s it! Say ‘who’ one more time. I dare ya, birdie! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Dare. You.]]

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-->'''Sonic''': -->'''Sonic:''' Whew...it’s just an owl. You aren’t going to start talking, right?\\
'''Owlowiscious''': '''Owlowiscious:''' Who?\\
'''Sonic''': '''Sonic:''' You, duh.\\
'''Owlowiscious''': '''Owlowiscious:''' Who?\\
'''Sonic''': '''Sonic:''' You! I’m talking to you right now!\\
'''Owlowiscious''': '''Owlowiscious:''' Who?\\
'''Sonic''': '''Sonic:''' You! You, okay!? Geez, and I thought that pink pony was annoying!\\
'''Owlowiscious''': '''Owlowiscious:''' Who?\\
'''Sonic''': '''Sonic:''' Alright, that’s it! Say ‘who’ one more time. I dare ya, birdie! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Dare. You.]]



-->'''Trixie''': Um...hello there...
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': Trixie.
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': Umm...Trixie.
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': Trixie!
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': You stubborn bird! I said my name is Trixie!
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Twilight''': Trixie, he's an owl, that's all he can say!
-->'''Trixie''': Oh… Um yes… Trixie knew that! Oh look at the time! Goodnight…

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-->'''Trixie''': -->'''Trixie:''' Um...hello there...
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': Trixie.
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''':
there...\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo?\\
'''Trixie:''' Trixie.\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo?\\
'''Trixie:'''
Umm...Trixie.
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''': Trixie!
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Trixie''':
Trixie.\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo?\\
'''Trixie:''' Trixie!\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo?\\
'''Trixie:'''
You stubborn bird! I said my name is Trixie!
-->'''Owlowiscious''': Hoo?
-->'''Twilight''':
Trixie!\\
'''Owlowiscious:''' Hoo?\\
'''Twilight:'''
Trixie, he's an owl, that's all he can say!
-->'''Trixie''':
say!\\
'''Trixie:'''
Oh… Um yes… Trixie knew that! Oh look at the time! Goodnight…



-->'''Twilight''': We would have been here sooner but Owlowiscious and Spike got into an argument over who was cleaning up later today.
-->'''Spike''': Hey, it's not my fault he kept asking who was meant to... be... [[LateToThePunchline doing]]-... [[{{Facepalm}} argh]].

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-->'''Twilight''': -->'''Twilight:''' We would have been here sooner but Owlowiscious and Spike got into an argument over who was cleaning up later today.
-->'''Spike''':
today.\\
'''Spike:'''
Hey, it's not my fault he kept asking who was meant to... be... [[LateToThePunchline doing]]-... [[{{Facepalm}} argh]].



-->'''Pinkie''': You sort of look like that doctor... what's his name?
-->'''Twilight''': [[Series/DoctorWho Who?]]
-->'''Pinkie''': That's what I'm trying to remember!

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-->'''Pinkie''': -->'''Pinkie:''' You sort of look like that doctor... what's his name?
-->'''Twilight''':
name?\\
'''Twilight:'''
[[Series/DoctorWho Who?]]
-->'''Pinkie''':
Who?]]\\
'''Pinkie:'''
That's what I'm trying to remember!



-->'''Doctor''': I'm the Doctor.\\
'''Harry''': Who?\\
'''Doctor''': No relation.

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-->'''Doctor''': -->'''Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor.\\
'''Harry''': '''Harry:''' Who?\\
'''Doctor''': '''Doctor:''' No relation.



--> '''O'Neill:''' Hey, pal! Name's Jack O'Neill! What's yours?
--> '''[[Series/DoctorWho Who]]:''' Uh. Who?
--> '''O'Neill:''' What?
--> '''Who:''' What?
--> '''O'Neill:''' Who. Are you?
--> '''Who:''' Oh. Um, yeah...

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--> '''O'Neill:''' -->'''O'Neill:''' Hey, pal! Name's Jack O'Neill! What's yours?
-->
yours?\\
'''[[Series/DoctorWho Who]]:''' Uh. Who?
-->
Who?\\
'''O'Neill:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''Who:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''O'Neill:''' Who. Are you?
-->
you?\\
'''Who:''' Oh. Um, yeah...



-->'''Auror Chief:''' So, have you found out who the Great One is?
-->'''Auror:''' She's Wrong.
-->'''Auror Chief:''' I know she's wrong, but who is she?
-->etc.

to:

-->'''Auror Chief:''' So, have you found out who the Great One is?
-->'''Auror:'''
is?\\
'''Auror:'''
She's Wrong.
-->'''Auror
Wrong.\\
'''Auror
Chief:''' I know she's wrong, but who is she?
-->etc.
she?\\
''[etc.]''



--> '''Calvin:''' Forget about it, that's history!
--> '''Hobbes:''' No, that's math.

to:

--> '''Calvin:''' -->'''Calvin:''' Forget about it, that's history!
-->
history!\\
'''Hobbes:''' No, that's math.



-->'''Princess Luna:''' As We were saying, I-
-->'''Lightning Dust:''' Who's We?
-->'''Princess Luna:''' Me.
-->'''Lightning Dust:''' You?
-->'''Princess Luna:''' Aye!
-->'''Lightning Dust:''' I?
-->'''Princess Luna:''' Yes!
-->'''Lightning Dust:''' Me?
-->'''Princess Luna:''' SILENCE!

to:

-->'''Princess Luna:''' As We were saying, I-
-->'''Lightning
I--\\
'''Lightning
Dust:''' Who's We?
-->'''Princess
We?\\
'''Princess
Luna:''' Me.
-->'''Lightning
Me.\\
'''Lightning
Dust:''' You?
-->'''Princess
You?\\
'''Princess
Luna:''' Aye!
-->'''Lightning
Aye!\\
'''Lightning
Dust:''' I?
-->'''Princess
I?\\
'''Princess
Luna:''' Yes!
-->'''Lightning
Yes!\\
'''Lightning
Dust:''' Me?
-->'''Princess
Me?\\
'''Princess
Luna:''' SILENCE!



* ''{{Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead}}'' has one, with one character smart enough to figure it out before it goes too long:

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* ''{{Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead}}'' ''Film/RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead'' has one, with one character smart enough to figure it out before it goes too long:



-->'''Yu''': May I help you?
-->'''Carter''': We'll be asking the questions, old man. Who are you?
-->'''Yu''': Yu.
-->'''Carter''': No, not me, you!
-->'''Yu''': Yes, I am Yu.
-->'''Carter''': Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
-->'''Yu''': I have told you!
-->'''Carter''': Are you deaf?
-->'''Yu''': No, Yu is blind.
-->'''Carter''': I'm not blind, ''you'' blind.
-->'''Yu''': That is what I just said.
-->'''Carter''': You just said what?
-->'''Yu''': I did not say "what", I said "Yu"!
-->'''Carter''': That's what I'm asking you!
-->'''Yu''': And Yu is answering!
-->'''Carter''': Shut up! (''to Mi'') You!
-->'''Yu''': Yes?
-->'''Carter''': Not you, ''him!'' What's your name?
-->'''Mi''': Mi.
-->'''Carter''': Yes, you!
-->'''Mi''': I am ''Mi.''
-->'''Yu''': He is Mi, and I am Yu.
-->'''Carter''': And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, cause I'm sick of playing games! You! Me! Everybody's ass around here! Him!

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-->'''Yu''': -->'''Yu:''' May I help you?
-->'''Carter''':
you?\\
'''Carter:'''
We'll be asking the questions, old man. Who are you?
-->'''Yu''': Yu.
-->'''Carter''':
you?\\
'''Yu:''' Yu.\\
'''Carter:'''
No, not me, you!
-->'''Yu''':
you!\\
'''Yu:'''
Yes, I am Yu.
-->'''Carter''':
Yu.\\
'''Carter:'''
Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
-->'''Yu''':
you?\\
'''Yu:'''
I have told you!
-->'''Carter''':
you!\\
'''Carter:'''
Are you deaf?
-->'''Yu''':
deaf?\\
'''Yu:'''
No, Yu is blind.
-->'''Carter''':
blind.\\
'''Carter:'''
I'm not blind, ''you'' blind.
-->'''Yu''':
blind.\\
'''Yu:'''
That is what I just said.
-->'''Carter''':
said.\\
'''Carter:'''
You just said what?
-->'''Yu''':
what?\\
'''Yu:'''
I did not say "what", I said "Yu"!
-->'''Carter''':
"Yu"!\\
'''Carter:'''
That's what I'm asking you!
-->'''Yu''':
you!\\
'''Yu:'''
And Yu is answering!
-->'''Carter''':
answering!\\
'''Carter:'''
Shut up! (''to Mi'') You!
-->'''Yu''': Yes?
-->'''Carter''':
''[to Mi]'' You!\\
'''Yu:''' Yes?\\
'''Carter:'''
Not you, ''him!'' What's your name?
-->'''Mi''': Mi.
-->'''Carter''':
name?\\
'''Mi:''' Mi.\\
'''Carter:'''
Yes, you!
-->'''Mi''':
you!\\
'''Mi:'''
I am ''Mi.''
-->'''Yu''':
''\\
'''Yu:'''
He is Mi, and I am Yu.
-->'''Carter''':
Yu.\\
'''Carter:'''
And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, cause I'm sick of playing games! You! Me! Everybody's ass around here! Him!



'''Butler;''' Yes, sir. Jamesir Bensonum.\\

to:

'''Butler;''' '''Butler:''' Yes, sir. Jamesir Bensonum.\\



''(Lou brings him a black coffee)''

to:

''(Lou ''[Lou brings him a black coffee)''coffee]''



'''Waiter:''' ''(irritated)'' Nothing.

to:

'''Waiter:''' ''(irritated)'' ''[irritated]'' Nothing.



''(Mrs. White throws her glass at them)''

to:

''(Mrs. ''[Mrs. White throws her glass at them)''them]''



* In Film/PurpleRain, "what" is the password:
-->'''Morris:''' Okay. What's the password?
-->'''Jerome:''' You got it.
-->'''Morris:''' Got what?
-->'''Jerome:''' The password.
-->'''Morris:''' The password is what?
-->'''Jerome:''' Exactly.
-->'''Morris:''' The password is exactly?
-->'''Jerome:''' No, it's okay.
-->'''Morris:''' The password is okay?
-->'''Jerome:''' Far as I'm concerned.
-->'''Morris:''' Damn it, say the password!
-->'''Jerome:''' What.
-->'''Morris:''' Say the password, onion head!
-->'''Jerome:''' The password is what?
-->'''Morris:''' ''[frustrated]'' That's what I'm asking you!
-->'''Jerome:''' ''[more frustrated]'' It's the password!
-->'''Morris:''' The password is it?
-->'''Jerome:''' ''[exasperated]'' Ahhhhh! The password is what!
-->'''Morris:''' It! You just said so!
-->'''Jerome:''' The password isn't it! The password is?
-->'''Morris:''' What?
-->'''Jerome:''' Got it!
-->'''Morris:''' I got it?
-->'''Jerome:''' Right.
-->'''Morris:''' It or right?

to:

* In Film/PurpleRain, ''Film/PurpleRain'', "what" is the password:
-->'''Morris:''' Okay. What's the password?
-->'''Jerome:'''
password?\\
'''Jerome:'''
You got it.
-->'''Morris:'''
it.\\
'''Morris:'''
Got what?
-->'''Jerome:'''
what?\\
'''Jerome:'''
The password.
-->'''Morris:'''
password.\\
'''Morris:'''
The password is what?
-->'''Jerome:''' Exactly.
-->'''Morris:'''
what?\\
'''Jerome:''' Exactly.\\
'''Morris:'''
The password is exactly?
-->'''Jerome:'''
exactly?\\
'''Jerome:'''
No, it's okay.
-->'''Morris:'''
okay.\\
'''Morris:'''
The password is okay?
-->'''Jerome:'''
okay?\\
'''Jerome:'''
Far as I'm concerned.
-->'''Morris:'''
concerned.\\
'''Morris:'''
Damn it, say the password!
-->'''Jerome:''' What.
-->'''Morris:'''
password!\\
'''Jerome:''' What.\\
'''Morris:'''
Say the password, onion head!
-->'''Jerome:'''
head!\\
'''Jerome:'''
The password is what?
-->'''Morris:'''
what?\\
'''Morris:'''
''[frustrated]'' That's what I'm asking you!
-->'''Jerome:'''
you!\\
'''Jerome:'''
''[more frustrated]'' It's the password!
-->'''Morris:'''
password!\\
'''Morris:'''
The password is it?
-->'''Jerome:'''
it?\\
'''Jerome:'''
''[exasperated]'' Ahhhhh! The password is what!
-->'''Morris:'''
what!\\
'''Morris:'''
It! You just said so!
-->'''Jerome:'''
so!\\
'''Jerome:'''
The password isn't it! The password is?
-->'''Morris:''' What?
-->'''Jerome:'''
is?\\
'''Morris:''' What?\\
'''Jerome:'''
Got it!
-->'''Morris:'''
it!\\
'''Morris:'''
I got it?
-->'''Jerome:''' Right.
-->'''Morris:'''
it?\\
'''Jerome:''' Right.\\
'''Morris:'''
It or right?



''(Mitamura opens a map and shows it to Hollis)''\\

to:

''(Mitamura ''[Mitamura opens a map and shows it to Hollis)''\\Hollis]''\\



-->'''Kaecilius''': You'll die defending this world, Mister...\\
'''Dr. Strange''': Doctor.\\
'''Kaecilius''': Mister Doctor?\\
'''Dr. Strange''': [[AmbiguousSyntax It's "Strange"]].\\
'''Kaecilius''': Maybe. Who am I to judge?

to:

-->'''Kaecilius''': -->'''Kaecilius:''' You'll die defending this world, Mister...\\
'''Dr. Strange''': Strange:''' Doctor.\\
'''Kaecilius''': '''Kaecilius:''' Mister Doctor?\\
'''Dr. Strange''': Strange:''' [[AmbiguousSyntax It's "Strange"]].\\
'''Kaecilius''': '''Kaecilius:''' Maybe. Who am I to judge?



-->'''Mexican kid:''' ''(in Spanish)'' Sir, I would like to buy some socks.\\

to:

-->'''Mexican kid:''' ''(in Spanish)'' ''[in Spanish]'' Sir, I would like to buy some socks.\\



'''Kid:''' ''(in Spanish)'' Socks! I need socks!\\
'''Clerk:''' Look, is this what you're looking for? ''(holds up pants)''\\

to:

'''Kid:''' ''(in Spanish)'' ''[in Spanish]'' Socks! I need socks!\\
'''Clerk:''' Look, is this what you're looking for? ''(holds ''[holds up pants)''\\pants]''\\



'''Clerk:''' Is this it? ''(holds up shoes)''\\

to:

'''Clerk:''' Is this it? ''(holds ''[holds up shoes)''\\shoes]''\\



'''Clerk:''' Uh, this? ''(holds up socks)''\\

to:

'''Clerk:''' Uh, this? ''(holds ''[holds up socks)''\\socks]''\\



--> "Nobody has thrown a flowerpot on my head! And Noone is my witness!"
--> Policeman: "Sir, are you crazy?"
--> "Yes, exactly!"

to:

--> "Nobody -->'''Mr. Crazy:''' Nobody has thrown a flowerpot on my head! And Noone is my witness!"
--> Policeman: "Sir,
witness!\\
'''Policeman:''' Sir,
are you crazy?"
--> "Yes, exactly!"
crazy?\\
'''Mr. Crazy:''' Yes, exactly!



-->'''Q''': Can you tell me UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte's nationality?
-->'''A''': Corsican.
-->'''Q''': OK, so what was it?

to:

-->'''Q''': -->'''Q:''' Can you tell me UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte's nationality?
-->'''A''': Corsican.
-->'''Q''':
nationality?\\
'''A:''' Corsican.\\
'''Q:'''
OK, so what was it?



-->'''Q''': Hao Long is a Chinese name.
-->'''A''': ...eleven letters?
-->'''Q''': No, Hao Long is a Chinese name.

to:

-->'''Q''': -->'''Q:''' Hao Long is a Chinese name.
-->'''A''': ...
name.\\
'''A:''' ...
eleven letters?
-->'''Q''':
letters?\\
'''Q:'''
No, Hao Long is a Chinese name.



--> '''Police''': What's your name again?
--> '''Damn You''': Damn You.
--> '''Police''': I asked for your NAME.
--> '''Damn You''': And I said, Damn You!
--> '''Police''': Listen, are you looking for trouble?
--> '''Damn You''': Yes, that's why I came to you!

to:

--> '''Police''': -->'''Police:''' What's your name again?
-->
again?\\
'''Damn You''': You:''' Damn You.
--> '''Police''':
You.\\
'''Police:'''
I asked for your NAME.
-->
NAME.\\
'''Damn You''': You:''' And I said, Damn You!
--> '''Police''':
You!\\
'''Police:'''
Listen, are you looking for trouble?
-->
trouble?\\
'''Damn You''': You:''' Yes, that's why I came to you!



-->'''Q''': Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat. Pete falls off, so who's left?
-->'''A''': Re-Pete.
-->'''Q''': Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat. Pete falls off, so who's left?

to:

-->'''Q''': -->'''Q:''' Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat. Pete falls off, so who's left?
-->'''A''': Re-Pete.
-->'''Q''':
left?\\
'''A:''' Re-Pete.\\
'''Q:'''
Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat. Pete falls off, so who's left?



-->'''Q''': Adam and Eve and Pinch-Me-Now were in a boat. Adam and Eve fell out. Who was left?
-->'''A''': Pinch-Me-Now. ''[gets pinched]'' OWWW!

to:

-->'''Q''': -->'''Q:''' Adam and Eve and Pinch-Me-Now were in a boat. Adam and Eve fell out. Who was left?
-->'''A''':
left?\\
'''A:'''
Pinch-Me-Now. ''[gets pinched]'' OWWW!



-->Look under there.
-->Under where?
-->[[HehHehYouSaidX Heh-heh, you said underwear]]!
* Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders a cup of [=H2O=]. When asked for his order, the other says: "[=H2O=] too [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety H2O2]][[/note]], please". They received their orders; the second chemist died shortly after.

to:

-->Look under there.
-->Under where?
-->[[HehHehYouSaidX
there.\\
Under where?\\
[[HehHehYouSaidX
Heh-heh, you said underwear]]!
* Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders a cup of [=H2O=]. H₂O. When asked for his order, the other says: "[=H2O=] "H₂O too [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety H2O2]][[/note]], H₂O₂]][[/note]], please". They received their orders; the second chemist died shortly after.



-->"What does sth mean?"
-->"Something."
-->"Yeah, but what?"

to:

-->"What does sth mean?"
-->"Something."
-->"Yeah,
mean?"\\
"Something."\\
"Yeah,
but what?"



-->"The thing about the Netherlands is they don't have a playmaker like Messi."
-->"[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Sneijder Sneijder]]?"
-->"The thing about the Netherlands -- and their so-called 'total football' -- is they don't have a playmaker like Messi."

to:

-->"The thing about the Netherlands is they don't have a playmaker like Messi."
-->"[[http://en.
"\\
"[[http://en.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Sneijder Sneijder]]?"
-->"The
Sneijder]]?"\\
"The
thing about the Netherlands -- and their so-called 'total football' -- is they don't have a playmaker like Messi."



* Similar to the above examples, there's a scene from the Literature/{{Spellsinger}} series in which Clothahump prepares a powerful spell in the basement. Jon-Tom asks Sorbl why he's reluctant to assist his wizard master with this spell; Sorbl replies that he's afraid of "nothing" in the basement, and this trope ensues. (He really should've said "nothing''ness''" instead.)

to:

* Similar to the above examples, there's a scene from the Literature/{{Spellsinger}} ''Literature/{{Spellsinger}}'' series in which Clothahump prepares a powerful spell in the basement. Jon-Tom asks Sorbl why he's reluctant to assist his wizard master with this spell; Sorbl replies that he's afraid of "nothing" in the basement, and this trope ensues. (He really should've said "nothing''ness''" instead.)



* ''Literature/{{Unsong}} gives us Sohu as in "SO WHO’S GOT THE COJONES TO TRY TO STOP ME?"

to:

* ''Literature/{{Unsong}} ''Literature/{{Unsong}}'' gives us Sohu as in "SO WHO’S GOT THE COJONES TO TRY TO STOP ME?"



** Then there's Rincewind's encounter with an actress from the Noh school of theatre. "You don't understand. We are Noh actors." "Oh, you weren't that bad."

to:

** Then there's Rincewind's encounter in ''Discworld/InterestingTimes'' with an actress from the Noh school of theatre. "You don't understand. We are Noh actors." "Oh, you weren't that bad."



* The classic version in Tong Lashing, the third book in the ''Literature/SirAproposOfNothing'' trilogy, along with various other Chinese name-based plays on words. Played with in the end of the routine -- the whole discussion was in "Chinpanese", and upon realising what has just happened the narrator lamented that the word for "who" was the same there as in his native language.

to:

* The classic version in Tong Lashing, the third book in the ''Literature/SirAproposOfNothing'' trilogy, ''Literature/TongLashing'', along with various other Chinese name-based plays on words. Played with in the end of the routine -- the whole discussion was in "Chinpanese", and upon realising what has just happened the narrator lamented that the word for "who" was the same there as in his native language.



-->'''Second Officer''' You said that?\\
'''First Officer''' No, of course not! I said it!\\
'''Flashman''' And I swear they went straight off into a debate about the first person pronoun!

to:

-->'''Second Officer''' Officer:''' You said that?\\
'''First Officer''' Officer:''' No, of course not! I said it!\\
'''Flashman''' '''Flashman:''' And I swear they went straight off into a debate about the first person pronoun!



-->'''Peter:''' ''(walking in)'' Hello?\\

to:

-->'''Peter:''' ''(walking in)'' ''[walking in]'' Hello?\\



-->'''Down Girl''': Sit and I gave up. We decided to just sit down until our masters started behaving. "Good girls," the teacher said. I rolled my eyes. This could have gone on forever, but thank goodness a squirrel ran past. We all jumped. We barked and tried to chase him. Our masters yanked on our leashes. "Down, girl!" "Sit!" "Hush!" Finally! They got our names right. Now they might pass the class.

to:

-->'''Down Girl''': Girl:''' Sit and I gave up. We decided to just sit down until our masters started behaving. "Good girls," the teacher said. I rolled my eyes. This could have gone on forever, but thank goodness a squirrel ran past. We all jumped. We barked and tried to chase him. Our masters yanked on our leashes. "Down, girl!" "Sit!" "Hush!" Finally! They got our names right. Now they might pass the class.



'''Tech person:''' ''(correcting her)'' "Who."\\

to:

'''Tech person:''' ''(correcting her)'' ''[correcting her]'' "Who."\\



'''Norman:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' What is right?\\

to:

'''Norman:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' ''[laughs nervously]'' What is right?\\



'''Norman:''' ''(laughs nervously again)'' I'll try this one more time! Which is your favorite word?\\

to:

'''Norman:''' ''(laughs ''[laughs nervously again)'' again]'' I'll try this one more time! Which is your favorite word?\\



'''Norman:''' ''(startled)'' I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Foolish of me, wasn't it? What is your favorite word?\\
'''Woman:''' You're right again. Now it's very nice talking to you, goodbye. (walks away)\\

to:

'''Norman:''' ''(startled)'' ''[startled]'' I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Foolish of me, wasn't it? What is your favorite word?\\
'''Woman:''' You're right again. Now it's very nice talking to you, goodbye. (walks away)\\''[walks away]''\\



'''Doctor:''' No, your wife ''patient, me'' doctor.\\

to:

'''Doctor:''' No, your wife ''patient, me'' ''patient'', ''me'' doctor.\\



'''Doctor:''' Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient. Your wife, me doctor. Yew tree. U-trecht, U-trillo, U Thant, Euphamism...me doctor. (''knight hits him on the head with chicken'') Albatross!

to:

'''Doctor:''' Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient. Your wife, me doctor. Yew tree. U-trecht, U-trillo, U Thant, Euphamism...me doctor. (''knight ''[knight hits him on the head with chicken'') chicken]'' Albatross!



* On ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' (Series 30, Episode 05), Paul Merton didn't know "Hu" the Chinese President (Hu Jintao) was, and "Wen", the Chinese Prime Minister was visiting.
-->'''Ian [=McMillan=]:''' The thing with the Chinese bloke ''[Hu Jintao]'' is his name something like "Who's In Town", isn't it? So it's like: "Who's In Town." "Yes, I know." That Abbott and Costello routine. "Who's In Town?" "Yes, he is."\\

to:

* On ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' (Series ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'':
** In Series
30, Episode 05), 05, Paul Merton didn't know "Hu" the Chinese President (Hu Jintao) was, and "Wen", the Chinese Prime Minister was visiting.
-->'''Ian --->'''Ian [=McMillan=]:''' The thing with the Chinese bloke ''[Hu Jintao]'' is his name something like "Who's In Town", isn't it? So it's like: "Who's In Town." "Yes, I know." That Abbott and Costello routine. "Who's In Town?" "Yes, he is."\\



'''Alton:''' ''(shows Chuck a package of meat)'' See, "chuck"!\\

to:

'''Alton:''' ''(shows ''[shows Chuck a package of meat)'' meat]'' See, "chuck"!\\



'''Alton:''' ''(walks off, frustrated)''

to:

'''Alton:''' ''(walks ''[walks off, frustrated)''frustrated]''



* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' has Abby and [=McGee=] do this with mucus samples. "It's snot." "It's not what?"

to:

* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' has ''Series/{{NCIS}}'':
**
Abby and [=McGee=] do this with mucus samples. "It's snot." "It's not what?"



* ''Series/HorribleHistories'', a CBBC program, based on the book series of the same name, was visiting the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Measily Middle Ages]] where in a peasants' revolt the leader was called Watt Tyler.

to:

* ''Series/HorribleHistories'', a CBBC program, based on the book series of the same name, was visiting ''Series/HorribleHistories'':
** In
the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Measily Middle Ages]] where in a peasants' revolt the leader was called led by Watt Tyler.



--->'''Toilet''': Toilet.\\
'''Mrs. Farting Clack''': Here's the key.\\
'''Toilet''': No, that's my name. I have a sister named Baboon.\\
'''Mrs. Farting Clack''': Toilet and Babooon? Your parents must be evil.\\
'''Toilet''': No, that's Evil over there.
** Horrible Histories did it again when Saladin is explaining his plan to some ''really dim'' warriors. "Without the water, they'll..." "Have nothing to wash their ''salad in''! Get it, it's his name!"

to:

--->'''Toilet''': --->'''Toilet:''' Toilet.\\
'''Mrs. Farting Clack''': Clack:''' Here's the key.\\
'''Toilet''': '''Toilet:''' No, that's my name. I have a sister named Baboon.\\
'''Mrs. Farting Clack''': Clack:''' Toilet and Babooon? Your parents must be evil.\\
'''Toilet''': '''Toilet:''' No, that's Evil over there.
** Horrible Histories did it again when When Saladin is explaining his plan to some ''really dim'' warriors. "Without the water, they'll..." "Have nothing to wash their ''salad in''! Get it, it's his name!"



--->'''Doctor:''' Allow me, sir, to introduce Miss Dodo Dupont, wizard of the ivory keys, and er Steven Regret, tenor. And lastly sir, your humble servant Doctor Caligari.
--->'''Masterson''': Doctor who?
--->'''Doctor''': Yes, quite right.

to:

--->'''Doctor:''' Allow me, sir, to introduce Miss Dodo Dupont, wizard of the ivory keys, and er Steven Regret, tenor. And lastly sir, your humble servant Doctor Caligari. \n--->'''Masterson''': \\
'''Masterson:'''
Doctor who?
--->'''Doctor''':
who?\\
'''Doctor:'''
Yes, quite right.



** ''K9 & Company'':
--->'''Brendon:''' Who is the Doctor?\\

to:

** ''K9 & Company'':
--->'''Brendon:'''
* ''Series/K9AndCompany'':
-->'''Brendon:'''
Who is the Doctor?\\



({{beat}})\\

to:

({{beat}})\\''[{{beat}}]''\\



''(Cut to EstablishingShot of the exterior of a nightclub named "Hopeless".)''

to:

''(Cut ''[cut to EstablishingShot of the exterior of a nightclub named "Hopeless".)''"Hopeless"]''



-->'''Dean''': There's too many angels, Cas. I don't know who's on first, what's on second?\\
'''Castiel''': What ''is'' second?\\
'''Dean''': Don't start that.

to:

-->'''Dean''': -->'''Dean:''' There's too many angels, Cas. I don't know who's on first, what's on second?\\
'''Castiel''': '''Castiel:''' What ''is'' second?\\
'''Dean''': '''Dean:''' Don't start that.



-->'''Van Alden''': January 16th, 9 pm. Johnny Torrio meeting with Nucky Thompson.\\
'''Sebso''': Which one's Torrio?\\
'''Van Alden''': Grey tweed. And I've got a bead on Rothstein, he just came in with Luciano. The other fellow's Big Jim Colosimo.\\
'''Sebso''': Come again?\\
'''Van Alden''': (referring to Colosimo's hat) The Hamburg.\\
'''Sebso''': (pronouncing it wrong) Hamburg?\\
'''Van Alden''': Yes, the Hamburg. No, never mind. He just took it off.\\
'''Sebso''': Who's this fellow?\\
'''Van Alden''': Which?\\
'''Sebso''': The one in the brown.\\
'''Van Alden''': That's the concierge.\\
'''Sebso''': (writing) Serge?\\
'''Van Alden''': The manager. He works here.\\
'''Sebso''': So the man in the red tie, that's Big Jim?\\
'''Van Alden''': Does that man look "big" to you?\\
'''Sebso''': How's that?\\
'''Van Alden''': That's Arnold Rothstein.\\
'''Sebso''': Soooo . . . not Colosimo?\\
'''Van Alden''': ''Red tie. Arnold Rothstein''.\\
'''Sebso''': And behind him's Nucky Luciano?\\
'''Van Alden''': Lucky!\\
'''Sebso''': Come again?\\
'''Van Alden''': ''Lucky'' Luciano. ''Nucky'' Thompson.\\
'''Sebso''': Then who's Colosimo?\\
'''Van Alden''': (hangs up phone)

to:

-->'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' January 16th, 9 pm. Johnny Torrio meeting with Nucky Thompson.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Which one's Torrio?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' Grey tweed. And I've got a bead on Rothstein, he just came in with Luciano. The other fellow's Big Jim Colosimo.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Come again?\\
'''Van Alden''': (referring Alden:''' ''[referring to Colosimo's hat) hat]'' The Hamburg.\\
'''Sebso''': (pronouncing '''Sebso:''' ''[pronouncing it wrong) wrong]'' Hamburg?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' Yes, the Hamburg. No, never mind. He just took it off.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Who's this fellow?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' Which?\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' The one in the brown.\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' That's the concierge.\\
'''Sebso''': (writing) '''Sebso:''' ''[writing]'' Serge?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' The manager. He works here.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' So the man in the red tie, that's Big Jim?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' Does that man look "big" to you?\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' How's that?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' That's Arnold Rothstein.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Soooo . . . not Colosimo?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' ''Red tie. Arnold Rothstein''.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' And behind him's Nucky Luciano?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' Lucky!\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Come again?\\
'''Van Alden''': Alden:''' ''Lucky'' Luciano. ''Nucky'' Thompson.\\
'''Sebso''': '''Sebso:''' Then who's Colosimo?\\
'''Van Alden''': (hangs Alden:''' '[[hangs up phone)phone]''



'''Sheldon:''' ''(beat)'' All right, I think I have enough to go on...

to:

'''Sheldon:''' ''(beat)'' ''[beat]'' All right, I think I have enough to go on...



--> '''Carly''': I'm trying to learn Mandarin, but all I can say is "Wabujitao".\\
'''Sam''': What's it mean?\\
'''Carly''': "I don't know".\\
'''Sam''': How can you not know?\\
'''Carly''': I do know. It means "I don't know".

to:

--> '''Carly''': '''Carly:''' I'm trying to learn Mandarin, but all I can say is "Wabujitao".\\
'''Sam''': '''Sam:''' What's it mean?\\
'''Carly''': '''Carly:''' "I don't know".\\
'''Sam''': '''Sam:''' How can you not know?\\
'''Carly''': '''Carly:''' I do know. It means "I don't know".



''HilarityEnsues''

to:

''HilarityEnsues''''[{{hilarity ensues}}]''



-->'''Miller:''' Who?
-->'''Bell:''' I wish it was The Who, but the venue's a little small.

to:

-->'''Miller:''' Who?
-->'''Bell:'''
Who?\\
'''Bell:'''
I wish it was The Who, but the venue's a little small.



-->'''Don:''' Who was Watts [the victim] busting if there wasn't anybody out here to bust?
-->(cut to)
-->'''Nikki:''' Otter killers.
-->'''Don:''' Ought to what?
-->'''Nikki:''' Don't. We did the Marx Brothers thing already.

to:

-->'''Don:''' Who was Watts [the victim] busting if there wasn't anybody out here to bust?
-->(cut to)
-->'''Nikki:'''
bust?\\
''[cut to]''\\
'''Nikki:'''
Otter killers.
-->'''Don:'''
killers.\\
'''Don:'''
Ought to what?
-->'''Nikki:'''
what?\\
'''Nikki:'''
Don't. We did the Marx Brothers thing already.



-->'''Husband:''' Hey, honey, what's for breakfast this morning?
-->'''Wife:''' "Nigga Please".
-->'''Husband:''' (''annoyed'') Hey, can't you just tell me what's for breakfast?
-->'''Wife:''' (''holding up box'') [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Nigga Please"!]]

to:

-->'''Husband:''' Hey, honey, what's for breakfast this morning?
-->'''Wife:'''
morning?\\
'''Wife:'''
"Nigga Please".
-->'''Husband:''' (''annoyed'')
Please".\\
'''Husband:''' ''[annoyed]''
Hey, can't you just tell me what's for breakfast?
-->'''Wife:''' (''holding
breakfast?\\
'''Wife:''' ''[holding
up box'') box]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Nigga Please"!]]



-->'''Shaun''': Okay, so when is he leaving?
-->'''Clavis''': Yes, absolutely.
-->'''Shaun''': When?
-->'''Clavis''': Yes, Wen.
-->'''Shaun''': Yes, you understand my question, don't you?
-->'''Clavis''': Yes, "Wen, is he leaving?"
-->'''Shaun''': Yes.
-->'''Clavis''': Yes, he definitely is.
-->'''Shaun''': When? (''beat'') Okay, forget about him. Okay, tell us about the change of president.
-->'''Clavis''': Yes, sure. Communist Party chief Xi Jinpeng will become president, replacing Hu Jintao
-->'''Shaun''': Okay- Sorry, who is replacing the president?
-->'''Clavis''': No, Hu ''is'' the president.
-->'''Shaun''': No, no, who is the new one?
-->'''Clavis''': No, he is being replaced.
-->(''1 hour, 47 minutes later'')
-->'''Shaun''': Oh, that's his name! I'm sorry. Alright, so, so he'll become president?
-->'''Clavis''': Yes.
-->'''Shaun''': When?
-->'''Clavis''': No, he is the premier! We're not talking about him!

to:

-->'''Shaun''': -->'''Shaun:''' Okay, so when is he leaving?
-->'''Clavis''':
leaving?\\
'''Clavis:'''
Yes, absolutely.
-->'''Shaun''': When?
-->'''Clavis''':
absolutely.\\
'''Shaun:''' When?\\
'''Clavis:'''
Yes, Wen.
-->'''Shaun''':
Wen.\\
'''Shaun:'''
Yes, you understand my question, don't you?
-->'''Clavis''':
you?\\
'''Clavis:'''
Yes, "Wen, is he leaving?"
-->'''Shaun''': Yes.
-->'''Clavis''':
leaving?"\\
'''Shaun:''' Yes.\\
'''Clavis:'''
Yes, he definitely is.
-->'''Shaun''':
is.\\
'''Shaun:'''
When? (''beat'') ''[beat]'' Okay, forget about him. Okay, tell us about the change of president.
-->'''Clavis''':
president.\\
'''Clavis:'''
Yes, sure. Communist Party chief Xi Jinpeng will become president, replacing Hu Jintao
-->'''Shaun''': Okay-
Jintao.\\
'''Shaun:''' Okay--
Sorry, who is replacing the president?
-->'''Clavis''':
president?\\
'''Clavis:'''
No, Hu ''is'' the president.
-->'''Shaun''':
president.\\
'''Shaun:'''
No, no, who is the new one?
-->'''Clavis''':
one?\\
'''Clavis:'''
No, he is being replaced.
-->(''1
replaced.\\
''[1
hour, 47 minutes later'')
-->'''Shaun''':
later]''\\
'''Shaun:'''
Oh, that's his name! I'm sorry. Alright, so, so he'll become president?
-->'''Clavis''': Yes.
-->'''Shaun''': When?
-->'''Clavis''':
president?\\
'''Clavis:''' Yes.\\
'''Shaun:''' When?\\
'''Clavis:'''
No, he is the premier! We're not talking about him!



-->'''General''': Well, who are you then?
-->'''Jonathan''': I am Strange.
-->'''General''': Indeed.

to:

-->'''General''': -->'''General:''' Well, who are you then?
-->'''Jonathan''':
then?\\
'''Jonathan:'''
I am Strange.
-->'''General''':
Strange.\\
'''General:'''
Indeed.



-->'''Fozzie:''' Hey-hey, folks. This is a story you're gonna love to hear.
-->'''Kermit:''' GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIAN'S A BEAR!
-->'''Fozzie:''' Would you stop that?!
-->'''Kermit:''' But you said "hear"!
-->'''Fozzie:''' Not ''that'' "hear"!
-->'''Kermit:''' Well, ''which'' "hear"?!
-->'''Fozzie:''' ANOTHER "HEAR"!
-->'''Kermit:''' HOW AM I GONNA KNOW?!
-->'''Fozzie:''' YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR!
-->'''Kermit:''' ''GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIAN'S A BEAR!''

to:

-->'''Fozzie:''' Hey-hey, folks. This is a story you're gonna love to hear.
-->'''Kermit:'''
hear.\\
'''Kermit:'''
GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIAN'S A BEAR!
-->'''Fozzie:'''
BEAR!\\
'''Fozzie:'''
Would you stop that?!
-->'''Kermit:'''
that?!\\
'''Kermit:'''
But you said "hear"!
-->'''Fozzie:'''
"hear"!\\
'''Fozzie:'''
Not ''that'' "hear"!
-->'''Kermit:'''
"hear"!\\
'''Kermit:'''
Well, ''which'' "hear"?!
-->'''Fozzie:'''
"hear"?!\\
'''Fozzie:'''
ANOTHER "HEAR"!
-->'''Kermit:'''
"HEAR"!\\
'''Kermit:'''
HOW AM I GONNA KNOW?!
-->'''Fozzie:'''
KNOW?!\\
'''Fozzie:'''
YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR!
-->'''Kermit:'''
HEAR!\\
'''Kermit:'''
''GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIAN'S A BEAR!''



-->'''Counselor:''' Now when--
-->'''When:''' Here!
-->'''Counselor''': What?!
-->'''What''': No, I'm What!

to:

-->'''Counselor:''' Now when--
-->'''When:''' Here!
-->'''Counselor''': What?!
-->'''What''':
when--\\
'''When:''' Here!\\
'''Counselor:''' What?!\\
'''What:'''
No, I'm What! What!



** In the Muppet's ''Dog City'', there are a lot of puns on gangster Bugsy Them and the hero, Ace Yu ("I'm Yu." "You're me?"). At the climax, Ace proposes to Colleen Barker, who's always dreamed of the day...[[http://www.songlyrics.com/jeanette-macdonald-nelson-eddy/indian-love-call-lyrics/ When I'm Colleen Yu....]]

to:

** * In the Muppet's ''Dog City'', Muppets' ''WesternAnimation/DogCity'', there are a lot of puns on gangster Bugsy Them and the hero, Ace Yu ("I'm Yu." "You're me?"). At the climax, Ace proposes to Colleen Barker, who's always dreamed of the day...[[http://www.songlyrics.com/jeanette-macdonald-nelson-eddy/indian-love-call-lyrics/ When I'm Colleen Yu....]]



'''Higgenlooper:''' That's Wrong? Huh, it's been more negative, I suppose with what with these times and all, That's Wrong. (''mumbles'')\\

to:

'''Higgenlooper:''' That's Wrong? Huh, it's been more negative, I suppose with what with these times and all, That's Wrong. (''mumbles'')\\''[mumbles]''\\



'''Dallinger:''' (''sighs'')\\

to:

'''Dallinger:''' (''sighs'')\\''[sighs]''\\



(''overlaying arguments'')\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' We're having communication problems. There's nothing- there's nothing--\\
(''more overlaying arguements'')

to:

(''overlaying arguments'')\\
''[overlaying arguments]''\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' We're having communication problems. There's nothing- nothing-- there's nothing--\\
(''more ''[more overlaying arguements'')arguements]''



'''Dallinger:''' (''enraged'') Who's on first! We wouldn't have them on second!!\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' (''overlapping'') Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, no no no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, um... Ah. What's the name of the second act?\\

to:

'''Dallinger:''' (''enraged'') ''[enraged]'' Who's on first! We wouldn't have them on second!!\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' (''overlapping'') ''[overlapping]'' Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, no no no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, um... Ah. What's the name of the second act?\\



'''Higgenlooper:''' (''long-suffering'') Jeez, I'm not familiar with your genre, here...\\

to:

'''Higgenlooper:''' (''long-suffering'') ''[long-suffering]'' Jeez, I'm not familiar with your genre, here...\\



'''Dallinger:''' (''frustrated'') You don't have to guess who!\\

to:

'''Dallinger:''' (''frustrated'') ''[frustrated]'' You don't have to guess who!\\



--->'''Higgenlooper:''' All right, now let's move onto the third act. Who... er, wha... no, nnnn---Ah! (''carefully'') Will you please tell me the name of the third act?\\

to:

--->'''Higgenlooper:''' All right, now let's move onto the third act. Who... er, wha... no, nnnn---Ah! (''carefully'') ''[carefully]'' Will you please tell me the name of the third act?\\



'''Dallinger:''' (''leaving'') Okay. Let me see a proof of the ad on Wednesday and...\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' (''outraged'') Wait a minute! Where are you going? Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I asked you to tell me the name of the third act!\\
'''Dallinger:''' (''gibbers with fury'') I ''told'' you the name of the third act! You want me to tell you again?!\\

to:

'''Dallinger:''' (''leaving'') ''[leaving]'' Okay. Let me see a proof of the ad on Wednesday and...\\
'''Higgenlooper:''' (''outraged'') ''[outraged]'' Wait a minute! Where are you going? Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I asked you to tell me the name of the third act!\\
'''Dallinger:''' (''gibbers ''[gibbers with fury'') fury]'' I ''told'' you the name of the third act! You want me to tell you again?!\\



'''Both:''' '''''THAT'S RIGHT!!!''''' (''Higgenlooper deteriorates into [[{{Angrish}} grumbling mumbo jumbo]]'')\\

to:

'''Both:''' '''''THAT'S RIGHT!!!''''' (''Higgenlooper ''[Higgenlooper deteriorates into [[{{Angrish}} grumbling mumbo jumbo]]'')\\jumbo]]]''\\



-->'''Humph:''' Jeremy, who was Formula 1 Champion in 1975?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Uhh...Lauda!
-->'''Humph:''' ''(yelling) Jeremy, who was Formula 1 Champion in 1975?!''

to:

-->'''Humph:''' Jeremy, who was Formula 1 Champion in 1975?
-->'''Jeremy:'''
1975?\\
'''Jeremy:'''
Uhh...Lauda!
-->'''Humph:''' ''(yelling) Jeremy,
Lauda!\\
'''Humph:''' ''[yelling]'' ''Jeremy,
who was Formula 1 Champion in 1975?!''



''(cue musical number, as the Major General explains which one he meant)''

to:

''(cue ''[cue musical number, as the Major General explains which one he meant)''meant]''



--> Realtor: I have something interesting.
--> Client: Which street is it on?
--> Realtor: Callao.
--> Client: What did you say?
--> Realtor: Callao.
--> Client: What?
--> Realtor: Callao, sir, Callao!
--> Client: In no way will I shut up! (¡En ninguna manera, no me callo nada!) ...

to:

--> Realtor: -->'''Realtor:''' I have something interesting.
--> Client:
interesting.\\
'''Client:
Which street is it on?
--> Realtor: Callao.
--> Client:
on?'''\\
'''Realtor:''' Callao.\\
'''Client:'''
What did you say?
--> Realtor: Callao.
--> Client: What?
--> Realtor:
say?\\
'''Realtor:''' Callao.\\
'''Client:''' What?\\
'''Realtor:'''
Callao, sir, Callao!
--> Client:
Callao!\\
'''Client:'''
In no way will I shut up! (¡En ninguna manera, no me callo nada!) ...



-->'''Meeks''': Hominy grits?\\
'''Charlie Baker''': A zillion!

to:

-->'''Meeks''': -->'''Meeks:''' Hominy grits?\\
'''Charlie Baker''': Baker:''' A zillion!



-->'''GM''': You should delete your WTF folder.\\
'''Player''': WTF?\\
'''GM''': Yes, this one.

to:

-->'''GM''': -->'''GM:''' You should delete your WTF folder.\\
'''Player''': '''Player:''' WTF?\\
'''GM''': '''GM:''' Yes, this one.



-->'''A''': And, as you know, only the A can form a one letter word!\\
''(Enter I)''\\
'''I''': Hey, what about I?\\
'''A''': What about you?\\
''(Enter U)''\\
'''U''': Someone call me?\\
'''A''': Oh be quiet!\\
''(Enter O)''\\
'''O''': I didn't say anything.\\
'''A''': Why did you answer then?\\
''(Enter Y)''\\
'''Y''': I didn't answer then.\\
'''A''': Fine. Now who's still missing?\\
'''3''': That's easy!\\
''(Enter E and Z together)''

to:

-->'''A''': -->'''A:''' And, as you know, only the A can form a one letter word!\\
''(Enter I)''\\
'''I''':
''[enter I]''\\
'''I:'''
Hey, what about I?\\
'''A''': '''A:''' What about you?\\
''(Enter U)''\\
'''U''':
''[enter U]''\\
'''U:'''
Someone call me?\\
'''A''': '''A:''' Oh be quiet!\\
''(Enter O)''\\
'''O''':
''[enter O]''\\
'''O:'''
I didn't say anything.\\
'''A''': '''A:''' Why did you answer then?\\
''(Enter Y)''\\
'''Y''':
''[enter Y]''\\
'''Y:'''
I didn't answer then.\\
'''A''': '''A:''' Fine. Now who's still missing?\\
'''3''': '''3:''' That's easy!\\
''(Enter ''[enter E and Z together)''together]''



* In the second ''VideoGame/PajamaSam'' game, he's told that he can't access the ofice side of the World Wide Weather company without making an appointment. Once you find the number, this conversation happens:
--> '''Receptionist''': World Wide Weather, how may I help you?
--> '''Sam''': I'd like to make an appointment to see someone.
--> '''Receptionist''': Certainly! Let me check his calendar... yes, Mr. Someone is available immediately.

to:

* In the second ''VideoGame/PajamaSam'' game, he's told that he can't access the ofice office side of the World Wide Weather company without making an appointment. Once you find the number, this conversation happens:
--> '''Receptionist''': -->'''Receptionist:''' World Wide Weather, how may I help you?
--> '''Sam''':
you?\\
'''Sam:'''
I'd like to make an appointment to see someone.
--> '''Receptionist''':
someone.\\
'''Receptionist:'''
Certainly! Let me check his calendar... yes, Mr. Someone is available immediately.



--> '''Shepard''': Then what should we call you?\\
'''Geth''': Geth.\\
'''Shepard''': I mean you, specifically.\\
'''Geth''': [[HiveMind We are all geth]].\\
'''Shepard''': What is the individual in front of me called?\\
'''Geth''': There is no individual. We are geth. There are currently 1,183 programs active within this platform.\\
'''EDI''': "My name is Legion, for we are many."\\
'''Geth''': Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter 5, verse 9. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor. We are "Legion", a terminal of the geth. We will integrate into Normandy.

to:

--> '''Shepard''': '''Shepard:''' Then what should we call you?\\
'''Geth''': '''Geth:''' Geth.\\
'''Shepard''': '''Shepard:''' I mean you, specifically.\\
'''Geth''': '''Geth:''' [[HiveMind We are all geth]].\\
'''Shepard''': '''Shepard:''' What is the individual in front of me called?\\
'''Geth''': '''Geth:''' There is no individual. We are geth. There are currently 1,183 programs active within this platform.\\
'''EDI''': '''EDI:''' "My name is Legion, for we are many."\\
'''Geth''': '''Geth:''' Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter 5, verse 9. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor. We are "Legion", a terminal of the geth. We will integrate into Normandy.



--> '''Thog:''' "Not Nale, not-Nale. Thog help Nale nail not-Nale, not Nale. And Thog knot not-Nale while Nale nail not-Nale. Nale, not not-Nale, now nail not-Nale by leaving not-Nale, not Nale, in jail."
--> ''[[BeatPanel beat]]''
--> '''Officer:''' Pleading insanity, then?

to:

--> '''Thog:''' "Not -->'''Thog:''' Not Nale, not-Nale. Thog help Nale nail not-Nale, not Nale. And Thog knot not-Nale while Nale nail not-Nale. Nale, not not-Nale, now nail not-Nale by leaving not-Nale, not Nale, in jail."
-->
\\
''[[BeatPanel beat]]''
-->
beat]]''\\
'''Officer:''' Pleading insanity, then?



{{Beat}}\\

to:

{{Beat}}\\''[{{beat}}]''\\



--> '''Gardevoir''': ''What is this, Vaudeville?''

to:

--> '''Gardevoir''': '''Gardevoir:''' ''What is this, Vaudeville?''



'''Trisha:''' Me too. ''(Trisha and Trisha 2 laugh)''

to:

'''Trisha:''' Me too. ''(Trisha ''[Trisha and Trisha 2 laugh)''laugh]''



-->'''NC''': Whoa, whoa, we're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! This ought to be interesting! Cool, alright, so what's Mario's last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': Yeah, now what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario.
-->'''NC''': No, what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': No, OK... What's your first name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario.
-->'''NC''': Alright, now what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': Fuck you. [turns to Luigi] What's your first name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi!
-->'''NC''': And what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': Shut up! What's your last name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''': Those are both first names! What's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': SHUT IT! What's your full name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''': Those are both first- OK, what's your first name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi!
-->'''NC''': And what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''': SHUT THE FUCK-! What's your full name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''': [[LampshadeHanging What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?]]
-->'''Luigi''': It's Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''': Are you fucking kidding me?! They couldn't come up with last names so they just used their first names again? That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test!

to:

-->'''NC''': -->'''NC:''' Whoa, whoa, we're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! This ought to be interesting! Cool, alright, so what's Mario's last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Yeah, now what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario.
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario.\\
'''NC:'''
No, what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
No, OK... What's your first name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario.
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario.\\
'''NC:'''
Alright, now what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Fuck you. [turns ''[turns to Luigi] Luigi]'' What's your first name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Luigi:''' Luigi!\\
'''NC:'''
And what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Shut up! What's your last name?
-->'''Luigi''':
name?\\
'''Luigi:'''
Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''':
Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Those are both first names! What's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
SHUT IT! What's your full name?
-->'''Luigi''':
name?\\
'''Luigi:'''
Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''':
Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Those are both first- first-- OK, what's your first name?
-->'''Luigi''': Luigi!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Luigi:''' Luigi!\\
'''NC:'''
And what's your last name?
-->'''Mario''': Mario!
-->'''NC''':
name?\\
'''Mario:''' Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
SHUT THE FUCK-! FUCK--! What's your full name?
-->'''Luigi''':
name?\\
'''Luigi:'''
Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''':
Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
[[LampshadeHanging What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?]]
-->'''Luigi''':
routine?]]\\
'''Luigi:'''
It's Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario!
-->'''NC''':
Mario!\\
'''NC:'''
Are you fucking kidding me?! They couldn't come up with last names so they just used their first names again? That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test!



* Web-based video comedians ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'' created "[[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/214/Its-Very-Simple It's Very Simple]]," taking "Who's on First" to it's illogical and very confusing conclusion.

to:

* Web-based video comedians ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'' created "[[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/214/Its-Very-Simple It's Very Simple]]," taking "Who's on First" to it's its illogical and very confusing conclusion.



-->'''Graham''': Alright, you see that guy?\\
'''Matt''': Which guy?\\
'''Graham''': The Guy on First Base.\\
'''Matt''': Who?\\
'''Graham (annoyed)''': You fuck off!

to:

-->'''Graham''': -->'''Graham:''' Alright, you see that guy?\\
'''Matt''': '''Matt:''' Which guy?\\
'''Graham''': '''Graham:''' The Guy on First Base.\\
'''Matt''': '''Matt:''' Who?\\
'''Graham (annoyed)''': '''Graham:''' ''[annoyed]'' You fuck off!



--> '''Luffy''': [It stands for] "Dee."\\
'''Zoro''': Yeah, what's it stand for?\\
'''Luffy''': "Dee." [etc.]

to:

--> '''Luffy''': '''Luffy:''' [It stands for] "Dee."\\
'''Zoro''': '''Zoro:''' Yeah, what's it stand for?\\
'''Luffy''': '''Luffy:''' "Dee." [etc.]



-->'''[=Super64=]''': How's it hanging?\\
'''1337Fox''': How's what hanging?\\
'''[=Super64=]''': It's an expression.\\
'''1337Fox''': What does it express?\\
'''[=Super64=]''': What's up?\\
'''1337Fox''': Up is a direction.

to:

-->'''[=Super64=]''': -->'''[=Super64=]:''' How's it hanging?\\
'''1337Fox''': '''1337Fox:''' How's what hanging?\\
'''[=Super64=]''': '''[=Super64=]:''' It's an expression.\\
'''1337Fox''': '''1337Fox:''' What does it express?\\
'''[=Super64=]''': '''[=Super64=]:''' What's up?\\
'''1337Fox''': '''1337Fox:''' Up is a direction.



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' had Slappy and Skippy Squirrel discussing whether it was the Who, The Band, or Yes on stage at Woodstock, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74 leading to this sketch]]. (This is probably an homage to an old ''Series/{{SCTV}}'' sketch that featured Eugene Levy and Tony Rosato discussing the same bands.)

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'':
** One episode
had Slappy and Skippy Squirrel discussing whether it was the Who, The Band, or Yes on stage at Woodstock, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74 leading to this sketch]]. (This is probably an homage to an old ''Series/{{SCTV}}'' sketch that featured Eugene Levy and Tony Rosato discussing the same bands.)



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'' featured a variation of this sketch in the form of Father Time quizzing [[TheDitz Lucky Bob]] and [[SpeechImpediment Susanna Susquahanna]] about the Zhou dynasty.
-->'''Father Time:''' Next question: The Zhou dynasty was founded by...''(Susanna presses her buzzer)'' Sue?\\

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'' featured a ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'':
** A
variation of this sketch in the form of Father Time quizzing [[TheDitz Lucky Bob]] and [[SpeechImpediment Susanna Susquahanna]] about the Zhou dynasty.
-->'''Father --->'''Father Time:''' Next question: The Zhou dynasty was founded by...''(Susanna ''[Susanna presses her buzzer)'' buzzer]'' Sue?\\



'''Father Time:''' No, Sue, the correct answer is Wu! And Wu's father was...''(Bob presses his buzzer)'' Bob?\\

to:

'''Father Time:''' No, Sue, the correct answer is Wu! And Wu's father was...''(Bob ''[Bob presses his buzzer)'' buzzer]'' Bob?\\



** Cosgrove-Hall cartoons in general were pretty adept at this. '[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnj4gL0uPzY Victor & Hugo]]' has this, what? Yes? Not you Watt! What? Precisely.

to:

** Cosgrove-Hall cartoons in general were pretty adept at this. * ''WesternAnimation/VictorAndHugo'': '[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnj4gL0uPzY Victor & Hugo]]' has this, what? Yes? Not you Watt! What? Precisely.



-->'''Billy:''' Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
-->'''Homer:''' Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

to:

-->'''Billy:''' Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
-->'''Homer:'''
Pumpkins.\\
'''Homer:'''
Homer Simpson, smiling politely.



-->'''Thurgood''': I'm trying to clean up this neighborhood, and I'm wondering if you could help me by pointing out some of the drug addicts.
-->'''Smokey''': Mm, okay, but uh, nowadays drug addicts have some pretty peculiar names.
-->'''Thurgood''': You mean nicknames.
-->'''Smokey''': Well, street names like uh, Who's on crack, Say What's on smack, and uh, I Don't Know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''': Well do you know the fellows' names?
-->'''Smokey''': I said Who's on crack, Say What's on smack, and I Don't Know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''': Well, who's on crack?
-->'''Smokey''': Yes.
-->'''Thurgood''': I mean, the fellow's name.
-->'''Smokey''': Who?
-->'''Thurgood''': The guy on crack!
-->'''Smokey''': Who?
-->'''Thurgood''': The crack addict!
-->'''Smokey''': Who is on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''': I don't know!
-->'''Smokey''': I don't know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''': Who freebases?
-->'''Smokey''': No, who's on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''': Say what?
-->'''Smokey''': No, he's on smack.
-->'''Thurgood''': Who's on smack?
-->'''Smokey''': No, who's on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''': I don't know!
-->'''Smokey''': Freebase!
-->'''Thurgood''': Shut up, you damn stupid crackhead!

to:

-->'''Thurgood''': -->'''Thurgood:''' I'm trying to clean up this neighborhood, and I'm wondering if you could help me by pointing out some of the drug addicts.
-->'''Smokey''':
addicts.\\
'''Smokey:'''
Mm, okay, but uh, nowadays drug addicts have some pretty peculiar names.
-->'''Thurgood''':
names.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
You mean nicknames.
-->'''Smokey''':
nicknames.\\
'''Smokey:'''
Well, street names like uh, Who's on crack, Say What's on smack, and uh, I Don't Know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''':
freebases.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Well do you know the fellows' names?
-->'''Smokey''':
names?\\
'''Smokey:'''
I said Who's on crack, Say What's on smack, and I Don't Know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''':
freebases.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Well, who's on crack?
-->'''Smokey''': Yes.
-->'''Thurgood''':
crack?\\
'''Smokey:''' Yes.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
I mean, the fellow's name.
-->'''Smokey''': Who?
-->'''Thurgood''':
name.\\
'''Smokey:''' Who?\\
'''Thurgood:'''
The guy on crack!
-->'''Smokey''': Who?
-->'''Thurgood''':
crack! \\
'''Smokey:''' Who?\\
'''Thurgood:'''
The crack addict!
-->'''Smokey''':
addict!\\
'''Smokey:'''
Who is on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''':
crack. \\
'''Thurgood:'''
I don't know!
-->'''Smokey''':
know!\\
'''Smokey:'''
I don't know freebases.
-->'''Thurgood''':
freebases.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Who freebases?
-->'''Smokey''':
freebases?\\
'''Smokey:'''
No, who's on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''':
crack.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Say what?
-->'''Smokey''':
what?\\
'''Smokey:'''
No, he's on smack.
-->'''Thurgood''':
smack.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Who's on smack?
-->'''Smokey''':
smack?\\
'''Smokey:'''
No, who's on crack.
-->'''Thurgood''':
crack.\\
'''Thurgood:'''
I don't know!
-->'''Smokey''': Freebase!
-->'''Thurgood''':
know!\\
'''Smokey:''' Freebase!\\
'''Thurgood:'''
Shut up, you damn stupid crackhead!



* "What Zit Tooya" from ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
**
"What Zit Tooya" from ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''.Tooya".



-->'''Gary Wallace''': Excuse me sir, do you know who farted?\\

to:

-->'''Gary Wallace''': Wallace:''' Excuse me sir, do you know who farted?\\



'''Gary''': What's the person's name?\\
'''Terrance''': Who!\\
'''Gary''': The guy that farted!\\

to:

'''Gary''': '''Gary:''' What's the person's name?\\
'''Terrance''': Who!\\
'''Gary''': The guy that farted!\\
name?\\



'''Gary''': The person that passed gas!\\

to:

'''Gary''': '''Gary:''' The guy that farted!\\
'''Terrance:''' Who!\\
'''Gary:'''
The person that passed gas!\\



'''Gary''': Now why are you asking me?!\\

to:

'''Gary''': '''Gary:''' Now why are you asking me?!\\



'''Gary''': That's who's name?!\\

to:

'''Gary''': '''Gary:''' That's who's name?!\\



'''Gary''': Look buddy, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name that farted.\\

to:

'''Gary''': '''Gary:''' Look buddy, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name that farted.\\



--->'''Sunshower''': So where do these clouds go?\\
'''Open Skies''': Over by Clear Skies.\\
'''Sunshower''': But there's clear skies everywhere.\\
'''Clear Skies''': Yo, Clear Skies right here!\\
'''Sunshower''': But there's clear skies over ''there'', too! ''(points towards Open Skies)''\\
'''Clear Skies''': That's ''Open'' Skies!\\
'''Sunshower''': There's open skies ''everywhere''!\\
'''Open Skies''': I'm not everywhere. I'm right here!\\
'''Sunshower''': ''(sighs)'' Wait. So you're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies. Then what's all that? ''(points to the sky around them)''\\
'''Clear and Open Skies''': Open, clear skies!\\
'''Open Skies''': Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?\\
'''Clear Skies''': Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!\\
''(Fluffy Cloud waves)''

to:

--->'''Sunshower''': --->'''Sunshower:''' So where do these clouds go?\\
'''Open Skies''': Skies:''' Over by Clear Skies.\\
'''Sunshower''': '''Sunshower:''' But there's clear skies everywhere.\\
'''Clear Skies''': Skies:''' Yo, Clear Skies right here!\\
'''Sunshower''': '''Sunshower:''' But there's clear skies over ''there'', too! ''(points ''[points towards Open Skies)''\\
Skies]''\\
'''Clear Skies''': Skies:''' That's ''Open'' Skies!\\
'''Sunshower''': '''Sunshower:''' There's open skies ''everywhere''!\\
'''Open Skies''': Skies:''' I'm not everywhere. I'm right here!\\
'''Sunshower''': ''(sighs)'' '''Sunshower:''' ''[sighs]'' Wait. So you're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies. Then what's all that? ''(points ''[points to the sky around them)''\\
them]''\\
'''Clear and Open Skies''': Skies:''' Open, clear skies!\\
'''Open Skies''': Skies:''' Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?\\
'''Clear Skies''': Skies:''' Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!\\
''(Fluffy ''[Fluffy Cloud waves)''waves]''



'''DM:''' (''extremely long-suffering'') I don't think I can take much more...

to:

'''DM:''' (''extremely long-suffering'') ''[extremely long-suffering]'' I don't think I can take much more...



-->'''N:''' I am agent N!
-->'''Luigi:''' I see.
-->'''N:''' Not C! N!
-->'''Luigi:''' Oh.
-->'''N:''' Not O! Agent O's on holiday!
-->''Marios exchange looks''

to:

-->'''N:''' I am agent N!
-->'''Luigi:'''
N!\\
'''Luigi:'''
I see.
-->'''N:'''
see.\\
'''N:'''
Not C! N!
-->'''Luigi:''' Oh.
-->'''N:'''
N!\\
'''Luigi:''' Oh.\\
'''N:'''
Not O! Agent O's on holiday!
-->''Marios
holiday!\\
''[Marios
exchange looks''looks]''



-->'''Traveler''': Not to worry, Aunt Wu predicted I'd have a safe journey.
-->'''Aang''': Aunt ''Who''?
-->'''Traveler''': No, Aunt ''Wu''.
* The ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' short "Answering Service"
-->'''Mickey:''' This place must be fully automatic. Nobody's here.
-->'''Goofy:''' Ooh, who's nobody?
-->'''Mickey:''' You know, nobody.
-->'''Goofy:''' I know just about everybody, but I don't know a nobody.
-->'''Mickey:''' No, there's nobody here.
-->'''Goofy:''' But ''we're'' here. Does that make us nobody?
-->'''Mickey:''' No, we're somebody.
-->'''Goofy:''' Ah-ha, so somebody ''is'' here.
-->'''Mickey:''' Yes!
-->'''Goofy:''' Then where are they and why don't they help us?
-->'''Mickey:''' ''We're'' the somebody! Him, you, me...
-->'''Goofy:''' Well then help me! See, our phones dead...
-->'''Mickey:''' No!
-->'''Goofy:''' Yes it is! Don't you remember?
-->'''Mickey:''' I can't help you!
-->'''Goofy:''' Then what are you doin' here?
-->'''Mickey:''' I'm trying to find some help!
-->'''Goofy:''' ''(beat)'' Hate to break it to ya, Mickey, but somebody told me that there's nobody here.
-->'''Mickey:''' But you and I and...AW FORGET IT!

to:

-->'''Traveler''': -->'''Traveler:''' Not to worry, Aunt Wu predicted I'd have a safe journey.
-->'''Aang''':
journey.\\
'''Aang:'''
Aunt ''Who''?
-->'''Traveler''':
''Who''?\\
'''Traveler:'''
No, Aunt ''Wu''.
* ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'':
**
The ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' short "Answering Service"
-->'''Mickey:''' --->'''Mickey:''' This place must be fully automatic. Nobody's here.
-->'''Goofy:'''
here.\\
'''Goofy:'''
Ooh, who's nobody?
-->'''Mickey:'''
nobody?\\
'''Mickey:'''
You know, nobody.
-->'''Goofy:'''
nobody.\\
'''Goofy:'''
I know just about everybody, but I don't know a nobody.
-->'''Mickey:'''
nobody.\\
'''Mickey:'''
No, there's nobody here.
-->'''Goofy:'''
here.\\
'''Goofy:'''
But ''we're'' here. Does that make us nobody?
-->'''Mickey:'''
nobody?\\
'''Mickey:'''
No, we're somebody.
-->'''Goofy:'''
somebody.\\
'''Goofy:'''
Ah-ha, so somebody ''is'' here.
-->'''Mickey:''' Yes!
-->'''Goofy:'''
here.\\
'''Mickey:''' Yes!\\
'''Goofy:'''
Then where are they and why don't they help us?
-->'''Mickey:'''
us?\\
'''Mickey:'''
''We're'' the somebody! Him, you, me...
-->'''Goofy:'''
me...\\
'''Goofy:'''
Well then help me! See, our phones dead...
-->'''Mickey:''' No!
-->'''Goofy:'''
phone's dead...\\
'''Mickey:''' No!\\
'''Goofy:'''
Yes it is! Don't you remember?
-->'''Mickey:'''
remember?\\
'''Mickey:'''
I can't help you!
-->'''Goofy:'''
you!\\
'''Goofy:'''
Then what are you doin' here?
-->'''Mickey:'''
here?\\
'''Mickey:'''
I'm trying to find some help!
-->'''Goofy:''' ''(beat)''
help!\\
'''Goofy:''' ''[beat]''
Hate to break it to ya, Mickey, but somebody told me that there's nobody here.
-->'''Mickey:'''
here.\\
'''Mickey:'''
But you and I and...AW FORGET IT!



-->'''Scrooge:''' Where's my regular flagship captain?
-->'''Capt. Foghorn:''' Goodness me, I thought this ''was'' your regular flagship!
-->''pause as Scrooge no doubt wonders "Why me?"''
-->'''Scrooge:''' ''(slowly)'' Where is the ''captain'' who ''regularly'' captains my flagship, ''Captain''?

to:

-->'''Scrooge:''' Where's my regular flagship captain?
-->'''Capt.
captain?\\
'''Capt.
Foghorn:''' Goodness me, I thought this ''was'' your regular flagship!
-->''pause
flagship!\\
''[pause
as Scrooge no doubt wonders "Why me?"''
-->'''Scrooge:''' ''(slowly)''
me?"]''\\
'''Scrooge:''' ''[slowly]]''
Where is the ''captain'' who ''regularly'' captains my flagship, ''Captain''?



--> '''Game Host:''' Who was reponsible for the discovery of the electrical power of one ampere flowing across a potential difference of one volt?
--> '''T.V. Fuddlehead:''' What?
--> '''Game Host:''' You are absolutely right! It was James Watt!

to:

--> '''Game -->'''Game Host:''' Who was reponsible for the discovery of the electrical power of one ampere flowing across a potential difference of one volt?
-->
volt?\\
'''T.V. Fuddlehead:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''Game Host:''' You are absolutely right! It was James Watt!



--> '''Principal Pixiefrog:''' (to the scientist in the office) I'm sure you'll be pleased with the candidates, Mr. uh, uh, what did you say your name was again, son?
--> '''Scientist:''' I Didn't.
--> '''Principal Pixiefrog:''' You didn't?
--> '''Scientist:''' No, ''I.'' Didn't. My name is "I. Didn't."
--> '''Principal Pixiefrog:''' Hm, oh, I'll just call you Larry.
--> '''I. Didn't:''' *grumbles*

to:

--> '''Principal -->'''Principal Pixiefrog:''' (to ''[to the scientist in the office) office]'' I'm sure you'll be pleased with the candidates, Mr. uh, uh, what did you say your name was again, son?
-->
son?\\
'''Scientist:''' I Didn't.
-->
Didn't.\\
'''Principal Pixiefrog:''' You didn't?
-->
didn't?\\
'''Scientist:''' No, ''I.'' Didn't. My name is "I. Didn't."
-->
"\\
'''Principal Pixiefrog:''' Hm, oh, I'll just call you Larry.
-->
Larry.\\
'''I. Didn't:''' *grumbles*''[grumbles]''



'''Ringo:''' Not "how what." Just "how." (''the boys now exchange "how you," "who me," "who how," etc. back and forth'')

to:

'''Ringo:''' Not "how what." Just "how." (''the ''[the boys now exchange "how you," "who me," "who how," etc. back and forth'')forth]''



-->'''Sarah Lynn''': Hu's not [[Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman Dr. Quinn]], [[ShapedLikeItself Hu's Dr. Hu]].
-->'''Todd''': I don't know!
-->'''Dr. Hu and Sarah''': [[LampshadeHanging Third base!]]

to:

-->'''Sarah Lynn''': Lynn:''' Hu's not [[Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman Dr. Quinn]], [[ShapedLikeItself Hu's Dr. Hu]].
-->'''Todd''':
Hu]].\\
'''Todd:'''
I don't know!
-->'''Dr.
know!\\
'''Dr.
Hu and Sarah''': Sarah:''' [[LampshadeHanging Third base!]]



-->'''Barney:''' ''(on the phone)'' You broke up a television set? In Mother's Place? And hit Mother? Oh-oh, okay, Fred. ''(hangs up)'' I have go down and bail Fred out, Betty.
-->'''Betty:''' Why you ought to leave him there! Anyone that would strike his mother and break her TV set should be in jail! Those old folks love TV!
-->'''Barney:''' Not ''Fred's'' mother, ''Sam'' Mother.
-->'''Betty:''' I don't care ''whose'' mother it is! It just isn't nice!
-->'''Barney:''' But he runs a beanery, y-y-you know, a restaurant!
-->'''Betty:''' It makes no difference what he does! We're concerned with his mother!
-->'''Barney:''' But-But-But Sam Mother, who-who owns, er, er...Aw, skip it, I'll explain later.

to:

-->'''Barney:''' ''(on ''[on the phone)'' phone]'' You broke up a television set? In Mother's Place? And hit Mother? Oh-oh, okay, Fred. ''(hangs up)'' ''[hangs up]'' I have go down and bail Fred out, Betty.
-->'''Betty:'''
Betty.\\
'''Betty:'''
Why you ought to leave him there! Anyone that would strike his mother and break her TV set should be in jail! Those old folks love TV!
-->'''Barney:'''
TV!\\
'''Barney:'''
Not ''Fred's'' mother, ''Sam'' Mother.
-->'''Betty:'''
Mother.\\
'''Betty:'''
I don't care ''whose'' mother it is! It just isn't nice!
-->'''Barney:'''
nice!\\
'''Barney:'''
But he runs a beanery, y-y-you know, a restaurant!
-->'''Betty:'''
restaurant!\\
'''Betty:'''
It makes no difference what he does! We're concerned with his mother!
-->'''Barney:'''
mother!\\
'''Barney:'''
But-But-But Sam Mother, who-who owns, er, er...Aw, skip it, I'll explain later.



-->'''Fish''': You got it this time, but next time I'll stump you for sure.
-->'''Owl''': (''hooting'') Whooooo.
-->'''Fish''': Me, that's who!

to:

-->'''Fish''': -->'''Fish:''' You got it this time, but next time I'll stump you for sure.
-->'''Owl''': (''hooting'') Whooooo.
-->'''Fish''':
sure.\\
'''Owl:''' ''[hooting]'' Whooooo.\\
'''Fish:'''
Me, that's who!



-->'''Hu''': Ah, there you are, we have to talk!
-->'''Shifu''': This isn't a good time.
-->'''Po''': I'm going to bed.
-->'''Hu''': No, he wants to met you too!
-->'''Po''': Who?
-->'''Hu''': Woo!
-->'''Shifu''': Who?
-->'''Hu''': Yes.
-->'''Shifu''': What?
-->'''Po''': No, not Hu, Hu. "Who" Who?
-->'''Hu''': No, Woo Who.
-->'''Shifu''': (beat)What's he talking about?
-->'''Po''': He wants to know what-- [Shifu rings a service bell] Okay, enough with the bell! [Po takes Shifu's service bell away] Stop with the bell!
-->'''Hu''': My supervisor, Superintendent Woo, is in town. He's none too happy about all the criminals running about, says the situation has gotten out of hand!

to:

-->'''Hu''': -->'''Hu:''' Ah, there you are, we have to talk!
-->'''Shifu''':
talk!\\
'''Shifu:'''
This isn't a good time.
-->'''Po''':
time.\\
'''Po:'''
I'm going to bed.
-->'''Hu''':
bed.\\
'''Hu:'''
No, he wants to met you too!
-->'''Po''': Who?
-->'''Hu''': Woo!
-->'''Shifu''': Who?
-->'''Hu''': Yes.
-->'''Shifu''': What?
-->'''Po''':
too!\\
'''Po:''' Who?\\
'''Hu:''' Woo!\\
'''Shifu:''' Who?\\
'''Hu:''' Yes.\\
'''Shifu:''' What?\\
'''Po:'''
No, not Hu, Hu. "Who" Who?
-->'''Hu''':
Who?\\
'''Hu:'''
No, Woo Who.
-->'''Shifu''': (beat)What's
Who.\\
'''Shifu:''' ''[beat]'' What's
he talking about?
-->'''Po''':
about?\\
'''Po:'''
He wants to know what-- [Shifu ''[Shifu rings a service bell] bell]'' Okay, enough with the bell! [Po ''[Po takes Shifu's service bell away] away]'' Stop with the bell!
-->'''Hu''':
bell!\\
'''Hu:'''
My supervisor, Superintendent Woo, is in town. He's none too happy about all the criminals running about, says the situation has gotten out of hand!
13th Jul '17 8:26:37 PM PaulA
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* This conversation heard near the end of ''Disney/TheLionKing'':
-->'''Rafiki:''' The King has returned.\\
'''Nala:''' I don't believe it. He's gone back.\\
'''Timon:''' What?\\
(''he looks up and sees Rafiki has disappeared'')\\
'''Timon:''' Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?\\
'''Nala:''' Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.\\
'''Timon:''' Who?\\
'''Nala:''' Scar.\\
'''Pumbaa:''' Who's got a scar?\\
'''Nala:''' No, no, no. It's his uncle.\\
'''Timon:''' The monkey's his uncle?\\
'''Nala:''' '''No!''' Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.\\
'''Timon and Pumbaa:''' Ohhh.
13th Jul '17 6:51:17 PM PaulA
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-->'''Rabbit:''' Can you tie a knot?
-->'''Piglet:''' I cannot.
-->'''Rabbit:''' Ah, so you ''can'' knot?
-->'''Piglet:''' No, I cannot knot.
-->'''Rabbit:''' Not knot?
-->'''Pooh:''' [[KnockKnockJoke Who's there?]]
-->'''Rabbit:''' Pooh!
-->'''Pooh:''' Pooh who?
-->'''Rabbit:''' No, Pooh...Piglet, you'll need more than two knots?
-->'''Piglet:''' Not possible.
-->'''Owl:''' Ah, so it ''is'' possible to knot those pieces.
-->'''Piglet:''' Not ''these'' pieces.
-->'''Pooh:''' Yes, knot those pieces.
-->'''Piglet:''' Why not?
-->'''Eeyore:''' 'Cause it's all for naught.
* A variation in ''WesternAnimation/MrPeabodyAndSherman'':
-->'''Sherman''': Mrs. Antoinette, can we have some cake?
-->'''Marie Antoinette''': Mais oui.
-->'''Sherman''': Oh, I'm sorry. ''May'' we have some cake?

to:

-->'''Rabbit:''' Can you tie a knot?
-->'''Piglet:'''
knot?\\
'''Piglet:'''
I cannot.
-->'''Rabbit:'''
cannot.\\
'''Rabbit:'''
Ah, so you ''can'' knot?
-->'''Piglet:'''
knot?\\
'''Piglet:'''
No, I cannot knot.
-->'''Rabbit:'''
knot.\\
'''Rabbit:'''
Not knot?
-->'''Pooh:'''
knot?\\
'''Pooh:'''
[[KnockKnockJoke Who's there?]]
-->'''Rabbit:''' Pooh!
-->'''Pooh:'''
there?]]\\
'''Rabbit:''' Pooh!\\
'''Pooh:'''
Pooh who?
-->'''Rabbit:'''
who?\\
'''Rabbit:'''
No, Pooh...Piglet, you'll need more than two knots?
-->'''Piglet:'''
knots?\\
'''Piglet:'''
Not possible.
-->'''Owl:'''
possible.\\
'''Owl:'''
Ah, so it ''is'' possible to knot those pieces.
-->'''Piglet:'''
pieces.\\
'''Piglet:'''
Not ''these'' pieces.
-->'''Pooh:'''
pieces.\\
'''Pooh:'''
Yes, knot those pieces.
-->'''Piglet:'''
pieces.\\
'''Piglet:'''
Why not?
-->'''Eeyore:'''
not?\\
'''Eeyore:'''
'Cause it's all for naught.
* A variation in ''WesternAnimation/MrPeabodyAndSherman'':
-->'''Sherman''': ** While visiting Marie Antoinette:
--->'''Sherman:'''
Mrs. Antoinette, can we have some cake?
-->'''Marie Antoinette''':
cake?\\
'''Marie Antoinette:'''
Mais oui.
-->'''Sherman''':
oui.\\
'''Sherman:'''
Oh, I'm sorry. ''May'' we have some cake?


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* In ''Disney/TheLionKing'', Nala attempts to explain matters to Timon and Pumbaa:
-->'''Timon:''' Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?\\
'''Nala:''' Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.\\
'''Timon:''' Who?\\
'''Nala:''' Scar.\\
'''Pumbaa:''' Who's got a scar?\\
'''Nala:''' No, no, no. It's his uncle.\\
'''Timon:''' The monkey's his uncle?
6th Jul '17 5:11:08 PM Iliarts
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* In one episode of ''Series/Numb3rs'', one of these is set up, but Nikki stops it before it gets started
-->'''Don:''' Who was Watts [the victim] busting if there wasn't anybody out here to bust?
-->(cut to)
-->'''Nikki:''' Otter killers.
-->'''Don:''' Ought to what?
-->'''Nikki:''' Don't. We did the Marx Brothers thing already.
1st Jul '17 8:39:20 AM Daeolus
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* There have been racehorses with names like "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTMwMTk1Mjk2MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch This Horse Here]]", "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTMwMjA0NjY4MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch That Horse There]]", "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTAzNzU2NDg4MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch The Other Horse]]", and "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTI0NTIzNzg0MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch A Horse Withnoname]]".

to:

* There have been racehorses with names like "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTMwMTk1Mjk2MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch aspx?HorseCode=MzYwOTk2MDQ4&src=horsesearch This Horse Here]]", "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTMwMjA0NjY4MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch aspx?HorseCode=MzYxMDIyMDM0&src=horsesearch That Horse There]]", "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTAzNzU2NDg4MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch aspx?HorseCode=Mjg3Njg4NDQ0&src=horsesearch The Other Horse]]", and "[[http://racing.racingnsw.com.au/InteractiveForm/HorseFullForm.aspx?HorseCode=MTI0NTIzNzg0MA%3d%3d&src=horsesearch aspx?HorseCode=MzQ1MjcwNDky&src=horsesearch A Horse Withnoname]]".
26th Jun '17 7:45:34 AM Monolaf317
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* In Episode 18 of ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', when [[NamesTheSame Overland Park's]] [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Trisha]] [[BirdsOfAFeather and]] [[TheDitz Atchison's Trisha]] first met:
-->'''Trisha:''' Hmm... Hey, what's your name?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Trisha.\\
'''Trisha:''' What?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Trisha.\\
'''Trisha:''' Yes?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' What's your name?\\
'''Trisha:''' Uh, Trisha?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' What?\\
'''Trisha:''' Um, it's Trisha, with a T?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Yeah.\\
'''Trisha:''' Uh—\\
'''Trisha 2:''' That's how you spell it.\\
'''Trisha:''' Yeah, Trisha?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Trisha.\\
'''Trisha:''' Yeah, what's your name?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Nice to meet you, what's your name?\\
'''Trisha:''' Um, Trisha.\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Yes, what do you want out of me?\\
'''Trisha:''' Yeah, Trisha.\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Have you never heard this name before?\\
'''Trisha:''' Um, I'm sorry, I pronounce it Trisha, what about you?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' I pronounce it Trisha, that's what my mom says.\\
'''Trisha:''' Okay.\\
'''Mackenzie, Brittnay, Taylor, and Tanya:''' '''''Trisha!'''''\\
'''Trisha and Trisha 2:''' What? ... Oooooh.\\
'''Trisha:''' Wait, do you spell it with a T?\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Which part?\\
'''Trisha:''' The beginning.\\
'''Trisha 2:''' Every time.\\
'''Trisha:''' Me too. ''(Trisha and Trisha 2 laugh)''
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