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27th Aug '17 10:59:20 AM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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-->''Inigo Montoya'': JustForFun/{{Hello}} MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.

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-->''Inigo Montoya'': -->'''Inigo Montoya:''' JustForFun/{{Hello}} MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.
16th Jul '17 12:17:42 PM StFan
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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'' - "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Factor}}'' - "I'm Layla Miller. [[WaifProphet I know stuff]]."
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'' - I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
* Comicbook/{{Daredevil}} and Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}} supporting character Ben Urich, "investigative reporter for the Daily Bugle."
-->'''Urich''': ''I've been saying that for so long I feel like "investigative reporter for the Daily Bugle" is my last name.''

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'' - -- "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Factor}}'' - ''ComicBook/XFactor'' -- "I'm Layla Miller. [[WaifProphet I know stuff]]."
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'' - ''ComicBook/XMen'' -- I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
* Comicbook/{{Daredevil}} and Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}} Comicbook/SpiderMan supporting character Ben Urich, "investigative reporter for the Daily Bugle."
-->'''Urich''': ''I've -->'''Urich:''' I've been saying that for so long I feel like "investigative reporter for the Daily Bugle" is my last name.''



[[folder: Film ]]

* ''Film/{{Apocalypto}}'': - "My name is Jaguar Paw. I am a hunter."
* ''Film/BonnieAndClyde'': - "This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."
* ''Music/TheDoors'': - "I'm the Lizard King. I can do anything."
* In ''Film/AFishCalledWanda'', - "I'm ''Harvey Manfren''-''gen''-''sen''-''ten''. I'm, uh... ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuEWbVUNUg with the CIA]]''".
** And then, in ''Film/FierceCreatures'' - "My name is Rollo Lee, and as of yesterday, I have assumed command of this zoo."

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[[folder: Film ]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Film/{{Apocalypto}}'': - ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'': "Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Disney's ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'':
-->'''Hades:''' Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hey, how you doin'?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/{{Apocalypto}}'' --
"My name is Jaguar Paw. I am a hunter."
* ''Film/BonnieAndClyde'': - ''Film/BonnieAndClyde'' -- "This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."
* ''Music/TheDoors'': - ''Music/TheDoors'' -- "I'm the Lizard King. I can do anything."
* In ''Film/AFishCalledWanda'', - * ''Film/AFishCalledWanda'' -- "I'm ''Harvey Manfren''-''gen''-''sen''-''ten''. I'm, uh... ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuEWbVUNUg with the CIA]]''".
** * And then, in ''Film/FierceCreatures'' - -- "My name is Rollo Lee, and as of yesterday, I have assumed command of this zoo."



-->'''Auda''': I am Auda Abu Tayi, does Auda serve?
-->'''Lawrence''': Lawrence. I've been seconded to the Arab Bureau.

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-->'''Auda''': -->'''Auda:''' I am Auda Abu Tayi, does Auda serve?
-->'''Lawrence''':
serve?\\
'''Lawrence:'''
Lawrence. I've been seconded to the Arab Bureau.



-->I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.

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-->I...-->'''The Waffler:''' I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.



-->JustForFun/{{Hello}} MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.

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-->JustForFun/{{Hello}} -->''Inigo Montoya'': JustForFun/{{Hello}} MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.



* ''Film/TheRock'' :
--> ''Stanley Goodspeed'' : I'm an agent with the federal, FBI, well... I'm Stanley Goodspeed.
--> ''John Mason'' : [[GenreSavvy But of course you are]].[[note]]Also an ActorAllusion, given Creator/SeanConnery's Film/JamesBond used that exact response in ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''[[/note]]

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* ''Film/TheRock'' :
--> ''Stanley Goodspeed'' :
''Film/TheRock'':
-->'''Stanley Goodspeed:'''
I'm an agent with the federal, FBI, well... I'm Stanley Goodspeed.
--> ''John Mason'' :
Goodspeed.\\
'''John Mason:'''
[[GenreSavvy But of course you are]].[[note]]Also an ActorAllusion, given Creator/SeanConnery's Film/JamesBond used that exact response in ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''[[/note]]



-->'''Paris:''' Paris P. Ogilvie. Antiquities dealer. Entrepeneur.
-->'''Riddick:''' Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer.

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-->'''Paris:''' Paris P. Ogilvie. Antiquities dealer. Entrepeneur.
-->'''Riddick:'''
Entrepreneur.\\
'''Riddick:'''
Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer.



* Disney's ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'':
-->'''Hades''': Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hey, how you doin'?



[[folder: Literature ]]

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[[folder: Literature ]]
[[folder:Literature]]






[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''Series/DangerMan'' varies the order a bit: "A messy job? That's when they usually call on me or someone like me. Oh, yes - my name is Drake. John Drake."

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/DangerMan'' varies the order a bit: "A messy job? That's when they usually call on me or someone like me. Oh, yes - -- my name is Drake. John Drake."



** - "I'm The Doctor. I make things better."

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** - "I'm The Doctor. I make things better."



*** "[[PhraseCatcher Yes, we know who you are]]"

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*** "[[PhraseCatcher --->"[[PhraseCatcher Yes, we know who you are]]"are.]]"



* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' - [threateningly] "Maybe you didn't read the crew roster, but my name is Dax, and I'm the new science officer on this garbage scow, and you were in my seat."

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* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' - [threateningly] ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'':
** ''[threateningly]''
"Maybe you didn't read the crew roster, but my name is Dax, and I'm the new science officer on this garbage scow, and you were in my seat."






[[folder: New Media ]]

* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' - "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games ]]

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[[folder: New Media ]]

* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' - "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games ]]
[[folder:Video Games]]






[[folder: Web Comics ]]

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[[folder: Web Comics ]]
[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''Machinima/MassDefect'': "My name's EDI. [[BuffySpeak I'm an awesome computer thingy that does stuff.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]






[[folder: Web Video ]]

* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'': "Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself."
* ''Machinima/MassDefect'': "My name's EDI. [[BuffySpeak I'm an awesome computer thingy that does stuff.]]"

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[[folder: Web Video ]]

Original]]
* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'': "Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself."
* ''Machinima/MassDefect'': "My name's EDI. [[BuffySpeak
''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' -- "Hello, I'm an awesome computer thingy that does stuff.]]"
the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to."



[[folder: Western Animation ]]

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]
[[folder:Western Animation]]



15th Jul '17 8:38:20 AM HeroGal2347
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* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E2Armstrong Armstrong]]": "I. AM. ARMSTRONG. I. AM. YOUR FRIEND!!!"

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* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E2Armstrong Armstrong]]": "I. AM. ARMSTRONG. I. AM. YOUR FRIEND!!!"
18th Apr '17 2:36:13 PM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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-->JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.

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-->JustForFun/{{Hello}}. -->JustForFun/{{Hello}} MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.
18th Apr '17 2:35:49 PM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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* ''Film/TheProphecy'' - ChristopherWalken, as Gabriel, has a great one.

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* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'':
-->JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie.
* ''Film/TheProphecy'' - ChristopherWalken, Creator/ChristopherWalken, as Gabriel, has a great one.
10th Apr '17 12:40:27 PM nombretomado
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--> ''John Mason'' : [[GenreSavvy But of course you are]].[[note]]Also an ActorAllusion, given SeanConnery's Film/JamesBond used that exact response in ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''[[/note]]

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--> ''John Mason'' : [[GenreSavvy But of course you are]].[[note]]Also an ActorAllusion, given SeanConnery's Creator/SeanConnery's Film/JamesBond used that exact response in ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''[[/note]]
1st Feb '17 11:39:33 AM KnownUnknown
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* In ''Film/StarWars:'' "I am C-3PO! Human-Cyborg Relations!"
28th Jan '17 3:30:06 PM CumbersomeTercel
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--> Auda : I am Auda Abu Tayi, does Auda serve?
--> Lawrence : Lawrence. I've been seconded to the Arab Bureau.

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--> Auda : -->'''Auda''': I am Auda Abu Tayi, does Auda serve?
--> Lawrence : -->'''Lawrence''': Lawrence. I've been seconded to the Arab Bureau.
14th Dec '16 2:25:55 PM FF32
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* ''Machinima/MassDefect'': "My name's EDI. [[BuffySpeak I'm an awesome computer thingy that does stuff.]]"
12th Dec '16 4:43:02 PM Kartoonkid95
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* ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'': Boris introduces many of his alter egos this way.
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