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18th Nov '17 1:14:09 AM Xtifr
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* Nancy A. Collins' ''Sonja Blue'' series is full of vampires who are uncaring of the state in which they leave their victims.

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* Nancy A. Collins' Creator/NancyACollins' ''Sonja Blue'' series is full of vampires who are uncaring of the state in which they leave their victims.
4th Sep '17 8:35:32 AM thatmadork
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->''"[[FanDisservice Not quite the two discreet puncture marks of legend, are they?]]"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen Wilhelmina Murray]]''', speaking of her scars received from her encounter with [[{{Dracula}} a certain foreigner]]
7th Aug '17 10:41:20 PM darkemyst
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* ''Webcomic/CharbyTheVampirate'' has depicted vampire bites as extremely [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/4776481/2 brutal]] and [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/5011349/ violent]] with increasing attention to making them the most grisly and disturbing element in a comic which has a fairly high amount of gore and violence in it.

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* ''Webcomic/CharbyTheVampirate'' has depicted vampire bites as extremely [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/4776481/2 brutal]] and [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/5011349/ charbythevampirate.com/comic/7 violent]] with increasing attention to making them the most grisly and disturbing element in a comic which has a fairly high amount of gore and violence in it.
30th Jul '17 7:31:20 AM ACW
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** To clarify: the vampires sink their hands into your flesh, grasp a handy vein or artery, and start absorbing your blood. It's ''possible'' they can do this without leaving a scratch on you, but [[CompleteMonster don't count on it.]] And the [[BodyHorror Pillar Men]] [[LudicrousGibs are even worse]].

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** To clarify: the vampires sink their hands into your flesh, grasp a handy vein or artery, and start absorbing your blood. It's ''possible'' they can do this without leaving a scratch on you, but [[CompleteMonster don't count on it.]] it. And the [[BodyHorror Pillar Men]] [[LudicrousGibs are even worse]].
24th Jul '17 8:55:22 AM DaveE
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** To clarify: the vampires sink their hands into your flesh, grasp a handy vein or artery, and start absorbing your blood. It's ''possible'' they can do this without leaving a scratch on you, but [[CompleteMonster don't count on it.]] And the [[BodyHorror Pillar Men]] [[LudicrousGibs are even worse]].
24th Jul '17 1:59:00 AM PaulA
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* The segment "Midnight Mess" from the 1973 ''[[Film/ECComics Vault of Horror]]'' movie adaptation. What sucks more than a vampire bite? Being hung by your ankles and having a ''beer tap'' jammed into your jugular!

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* The segment "Midnight Mess" from the 1973 ''[[Film/ECComics Vault of Horror]]'' movie adaptation.''Film/VaultOfHorror''. What sucks more than a vampire bite? Being hung by your ankles and having a ''beer tap'' jammed into your jugular!
16th Jul '17 5:38:18 AM outlander2012
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* In the third book of the ''[[Literature/PresidentsVampire]] series, when Nathaniel Cade, desperately needing blood to save himself, attacks an IntrepidJournalist, the description makes a vampire bite seem more like an attack by a big cat than a traditional depiction.

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* In the third book of the ''[[Literature/PresidentsVampire]] ''Literature/PresidentsVampire series, when Nathaniel Cade, desperately needing blood to save himself, attacks an IntrepidJournalist, IntrepidReporter trying to [[GoingForTheBigScoop dig up dirt on President Curtis]], the description makes a vampire bite seem more like an attack by a big cat than a traditional depiction.
8th Jul '17 4:33:43 PM MaxBrain
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* Due to the {{Media Watchdog}}s, ''WesterAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries'' couldn't have its adaptation of ComicBook/{{Morbius}} the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Living Vampire]] (a biochemist transformed into a vampire-like being through a failed experiment -- in this case, being bitten by a vampire bat that drank some of Spider-Man's blood Morbius was irradiating to examine how it was created) drink blood by biting necks, the way the comic version did. So, to get around this, they gave him a set of five [[BodyHorror sucking, rasping]] lamprey-like mouth/orifices in each [[{{Squick}} hand]]. These usually were depicted as leaving bloody holes wherever Morbius had touched a victim to feed -- and he tended to feed by clasping both hands onto a human's ''face''. He also drained [[NeverSayDie plasma]], not blood. The writers must be [[ShoutOut fans of the above]] ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''.

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* Due to the {{Media Watchdog}}s, ''WesterAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries'' ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries'' couldn't have its adaptation of ComicBook/{{Morbius}} the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Living Vampire]] (a biochemist transformed into a vampire-like being through a failed experiment -- in this case, being bitten by a vampire bat that drank some of Spider-Man's blood Morbius was irradiating to examine how it was created) drink blood by biting necks, the way the comic version did. So, to get around this, they gave him a set of five [[BodyHorror sucking, rasping]] lamprey-like mouth/orifices in each [[{{Squick}} hand]]. These usually were depicted as leaving bloody holes wherever Morbius had touched a victim to feed -- and he tended to feed by clasping both hands onto a human's ''face''. He also drained [[NeverSayDie plasma]], not blood. The writers must be [[ShoutOut fans of the above]] ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''.
22nd Jun '17 9:42:47 AM Moonstreak
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The vampires who aren't quite so humane or human-friendly, don't much care for whether their prey enjoys it. They likely won't survive the experience to care, as these vampires don't bother with table manners, let alone leaving two dainty, easily covered puncture wounds. They go for the jugular, and if the rest of the neck goes with it, ''c'est la mort''.

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The vampires who aren't quite so humane or human-friendly, human-friendly don't much care for whether their prey enjoys it. They likely won't survive the experience to care, as these vampires don't bother with table manners, let alone leaving two dainty, easily covered puncture wounds. They go for the jugular, and if the rest of the neck goes with it, ''c'est la mort''.
16th May '17 2:22:17 PM nombretomado
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Tsukihime}}'', assuming the vampire doesn't just eat you, the bite is actually pretty mild. Unfortunately, the vampire will also put a little of its ''own'' blood back into you, which is horribly painful and makes you feel "as though you have mud in your veins".

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Tsukihime}}'', ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'', assuming the vampire doesn't just eat you, the bite is actually pretty mild. Unfortunately, the vampire will also put a little of its ''own'' blood back into you, which is horribly painful and makes you feel "as though you have mud in your veins".
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