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4th Feb '16 10:24:40 AM FuzzyBoots
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* "Howard's End" in *More Horowitz Horror*. A delinquent teenage boy is run over by a bus and finds himself in Heaven- or so he thinks. He becomes bored with the idyllic existence, and wants to move to Hell- but it is revealed he was there all along.
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* "Howard's End" in *More ''More Horowitz Horror*.Horror''. A delinquent teenage boy is run over by a bus and finds himself in Heaven- or so he thinks. He becomes bored with the idyllic existence, and wants to move to Hell- but it is revealed he was there all along.
4th Feb '16 10:24:10 AM FuzzyBoots
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* "Howard's End" in *More Horowitz Horror*. A delinquent teenage boy is run over by a bus and finds himself in Heaven- or so he thinks. He becomes bored with the idyllic existence, and wants to move to Hell- but it is revealed he was there all along.
4th Feb '16 10:07:56 AM FuzzyBoots
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** The room is full of beer kegs and beautiful ladies but, as one inmate states, "The kegs have holes in their bottom. The girls don't."
19th Jan '16 10:38:51 AM Dravencour
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Bob dies and goes to the afterlife. At first he seems to have gone to FluffyCloudHeaven: it's beautiful, there's wonderful music playing, he has everything he ever wanted, etc. But then he realizes that there's one essential thing missing or wrong, and the sudden realization dawns: This Isn't Heaven! Cue the frantic screaming of a damned soul...
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Bob dies and goes to the afterlife. At first he seems to have gone to FluffyCloudHeaven: it's beautiful, there's wonderful music playing, he has everything he ever wanted, etc. But then he realizes that there's one essential thing missing or wrong, and the sudden realization dawns: This Isn't Heaven! Cue the frantic screaming of a [[{{Hell}} damned soul... soul]]...
10th Jan '16 8:46:31 PM BobTanaka
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* One episode of ''Series/NightGallery'' has a man murder his nagging wife (played by Phyllis Diller) only to be visited by her ghost at her funeral. She tells him that she's in Heaven and intends to spend all eternity nagging him. [[Spoiler: Realizing that ''he's'' dead too, he replies that then he doesn't have to listen, since in Heaven you can do whatever you want. She answers that that's only in ''Heaven.'' "I'm afraid the organization you've been assigned to is much less accommodating." ]]
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* One episode of ''Series/NightGallery'' has a man murder his nagging wife (played by Phyllis Diller) only to be visited by her ghost at her funeral. She tells him that she's in Heaven and intends to spend all eternity nagging him. [[Spoiler: [[spoiler: Realizing that ''he's'' dead too, he replies that then he doesn't have to listen, since in Heaven you can do whatever you want. She answers that that's only in ''Heaven.'' "I'm afraid the organization you've been assigned to is much less accommodating." ]]
10th Jan '16 8:46:13 PM BobTanaka
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* One episode of ''Series/NightGallery'' has a man murder his nagging wife (played by Phyllis Dyller) only to be visited by her ghost at her funeral. She tells him that she's in Heaven and intends to spend all eternity nagging him. Realizing that ''he's'' dead too, he replies that then he doesn't have to listen, since in Heaven you can do whatever you want. She answers that that's only in ''Heaven.'' "I'm afraid the organization you've been assigned to is much less accommodating."
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* One episode of ''Series/NightGallery'' has a man murder his nagging wife (played by Phyllis Dyller) Diller) only to be visited by her ghost at her funeral. She tells him that she's in Heaven and intends to spend all eternity nagging him. [[Spoiler: Realizing that ''he's'' dead too, he replies that then he doesn't have to listen, since in Heaven you can do whatever you want. She answers that that's only in ''Heaven.'' "I'm afraid the organization you've been assigned to is much less accommodating." ]]
10th Jan '16 8:44:10 PM BobTanaka
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* One episode of ''Series/NightGallery'' has a man murder his nagging wife (played by Phyllis Dyller) only to be visited by her ghost at her funeral. She tells him that she's in Heaven and intends to spend all eternity nagging him. Realizing that ''he's'' dead too, he replies that then he doesn't have to listen, since in Heaven you can do whatever you want. She answers that that's only in ''Heaven.'' "I'm afraid the organization you've been assigned to is much less accommodating."
3rd Jan '16 8:25:00 AM Tgunxd
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->'''Pip''': "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? [[WhamLine ''This '''is''' the other place!!"]]
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->'''Pip''': "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? [[WhamLine ''This '''is''' IS the other place!!"]]
3rd Jan '16 8:24:30 AM Tgunxd
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->'''Pip''': "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? ''This '''is''' the other place''!!"
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->'''Pip''': "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? [[WhamLine ''This '''is''' the other place''!!"place!!"]]
3rd Jan '16 8:07:14 AM VinceM
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* Possible example in ''{{Beetlejuice}}'' - Adam and Barbara have been dead a while and can't leave their home. Barbara is frustrated. -->'''Barbara:''' I can't clean anything properly. The vacuum's in the garage and we can't leave the house. Why don't they tell us something? Where are the other dead people? Why is it just you and me? -->'''Adam:''' [smiling] Maybe this is Heaven. -->'''Barbara:''' In Heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything.
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