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11th Sep '17 8:56:05 AM Luigifan
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* ConvectionSchmonvection
* HideYourChildren
* HideYourLesbians

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* ConvectionSchmonvection
ConvectionSchmonvection\\
In fiction, heat can only be transferred by direct contact. For instance, people can get within inches of magma and be perfectly fine, but if they actually ''touch'' the lava, they'll be fried instantly. ([[DoNotTryThisAtHome Don't try that in real life.]])
* HideYourChildren
GetBackInTheCloset\\
Homosexual relationships never go farther than [[HoYay suspiciously-close friendship]].
* HideYourLesbiansHideYourChildren\\
In video games where [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the player is able to inflict gratuitous mayhem on anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path]], children are either utterly invulnerable or do not exist.
* HideYourLesbians\\
Homosexuals do not exist.



* NoBiochemicalBarriers
* NoBisexuals
* NoConservationOfEnergy
* NobodyOver50IsGay
* NobodyPoops
* NoHuggingNoKissing
* NoOSHACompliance
* NoOntologicalInertia
* NoProductSafetyStandards

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* NoBiochemicalBarriers
NoBiochemicalBarriers\\
Anything can copulate and produce offspring with anything else, [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction logic and compatibility be damned.]]
* NoBisexuals
NoBisexuals\\
Everyone is either straight or gay. There is no middle ground.
* NoConservationOfEnergy
NoConservationOfEnergy\\
Energy can freely appear out of nothing and[=/=]or vanish into oblivion.
* NobodyOver50IsGay
NobodyOver50IsGay\\
Homosexuals exist, but they only ''started'' existing rather recently, so ''elderly'' homosexuals do not exist.
* NobodyPoops
NobodyPoops\\
Distasteful bodily functions are never shown onscreen.
* NoHuggingNoKissing
NoHuggingNoKissing\\
Romantic interactions are never shown onscreen.
* NoOSHACompliance
NoOSHACompliance\\
In fiction, facilities that are ridiculously hazardous are somehow allowed to continue existing in their present form, no matter how many people get maimed or killed in them.
* NoOntologicalInertia
NoOntologicalInertia\\
Got a problem? Eliminate the source of the problem and it'll be solved instantly!
* NoProductSafetyStandardsNoProductSafetyStandards\\
Nobody has any qualms against selling stuff with a knack for killing its owner.



* NoPeriodsPeriod
* NoPeripheralVision

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* NoPeriodsPeriod
NoPeriodsPeriod\\
The tendency for non-pregnant, fertile women to leak blood out of their vagina every month is completely ignored.
* NoPeripheralVisionNoPeripheralVision\\
People can't see anything that's not directly in front of them.



* NoThemeTune

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* NoThemeTuneNoThemeTune\\
We don't need no stinkin' {{leitmotif}}s!



* NoZombieCannibals

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* NoZombieCannibalsNoZombieCannibals\\
Undead will only consume the living -- they never turn on each other.
7th Sep '17 4:34:32 AM Luigifan
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* HideYourLesbians
20th Sep '16 1:36:28 PM ANTMuddle
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See also CensorshipTropes, ThatWhichMustNotBeIndexed, and WeWillNotUseAnIndexInTheFuture.

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See also CensorshipTropes, ThisIndexDoesNotExist, ThatWhichMustNotBeIndexed, and WeWillNotUseAnIndexInTheFuture.
1st Jul '16 7:19:16 PM justanid
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1st Jul '16 7:19:04 PM justanid
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See also WeWillNotUseAnIndexInTheFuture.

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See also CensorshipTropes, ThatWhichMustNotBeIndexed, and WeWillNotUseAnIndexInTheFuture.
1st Dec '15 9:21:40 AM YasminPerry
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* SchoolOfNoStudying
4th Nov '14 5:40:18 AM peccantis
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* ConvectionScmonvection

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* ConvectionScmonvectionConvectionSchmonvection
4th Nov '14 5:39:28 AM peccantis
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* ConvectionScmonvection
2nd Jun '14 1:04:50 AM justanid
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* NoThemeTune
9th Aug '13 5:14:47 PM videogmer314
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* NoBikesInTheApocalypse



* NoBikesInTheApocalypse
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