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->''"Bully!"''\\
--'''Theodore Roosevelt'''

'''Theodore Roosevelt''' (also known as "Teddy" or "T.R."), the president from [[TheGildedAge 1901 to 1909]], who followed WilliamMcKinley and was followed by WilliamHowardTaft, is known for having been in the cavalry, leading the Rough Riders' charge on San Juan Hill, commissioning the Panama Canal, creating the US National Park System, and saying "speak softly, but {{carry a big stick}}" (the aircraft carrier ''USS Theodore Roosevelt'' is called "the big stick" by its crew). Before he became the 26th President of the United States, he was a [[ExpansionPackPast governor, historian, adventurer, police chief, cavalryman, cowboy, explorer, hunter, naturalist, Assistant Secretary of the Navy, author of 35 books, conservationist, etc.]] He was a larger-than-life figure with a bombastic reputation as a total {{Badass}}.

He was a RealLife example of ReassignmentBackfire; the Republican Party (specifically, the corrupt political machines that grafted votes from immigrants) became sick of his grandstanding as a Governor of New York and appointed him Vice President, [[KickedUpstairs where it was assumed that he'd be powerless]]. Less than a year later, President [=McKinley=] was assassinated[[note]]T.R. was literally climbing a mountain at the time[[/note]], making Teddy President, and stirring several comments along the lines of "That damn cowboy is gonna be the president?!" Teddy went on to be elected in his own right in 1904 (the first "Accidental President" to do so), won the Nobel Peace Prize (while still in office) for brokering a peace deal between the warring Japanese and Russian Empires (becoming the first US President to win the award), sent a US fleet on a nonviolent global cruise (which was more of a global series of parties really) to show the naval strength of the US, then stepped aside at the end of his second term so that William Howard Taft could be elected President.

Over the next four years, however, Roosevelt grew to dislike Taft and his governing (Taft drifted towards the conservative wing of the Republicans, while Teddy was of the liberal, Progressive wing), and decided to challenge him for the Republican nomination. When that didn't work, Roosevelt actually [[StartMyOwn formed his own political party]] (the Progressive Party, also known by the more badass name of the Bull Moose Party) so that he could run against Taft in the 1912 election. This wound up splitting the vote and allowing Woodrow Wilson to win the election (thus showing why third parties don't last long on the national stage), but Teddy did end up getting more votes than Taft -- the second and last time (not counting the spectacularly messed-up [[AbrahamLincoln election of 1860]]) that a third-party candidate placed second or higher in a US Presidential election. (Abraham Lincoln was elected in 1864 on the Union Party ticket, although that is also kinda messed up.[[note]]The Union Party was a temporary alliance of the Republican Party and pro-Lincoln "War Democrats," while the "official" Democratic Party was composed of the "Copperheads" in favor of a negotiated peace. Those familiar with Commonwealth history should recall Britain and Canada during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. This change was forgotten almost as soon as the war ended.[[/note]])

Teddy was way ahead of his time when it came to a lot of social issues. While running for the presidency in 1912, he became the first major presidential nominee to support full suffrage for women, and he had supported equality for women since at least '''1880'''. He also defended three minority groups facing major discrimination during his time: Catholics, Jews, and blacks, and he appointed several men from those groups to federal offices. Roosevelt nominated the first Jew to the Cabinet, Oscar Straus as Secretary of Commerce and Labor. Booker T. Washington, the most important black leader of the time, met with Teddy in the White House in 1901, becoming the first African American invited to dinner at the White House. Sadly, the South did not take too kindly to this, and a lot of blacks were attacked by racist whites in the weeks after the dinner. However, he was deeply stuck in his own time on some issues, such as his racism for Native Americans (but he improved as time went by, if only because he used to hate them so much that any change of opinion was an improvement) and his vocal support of eugenics.

Ironically enough, [[FranklinDRoosevelt the other president to have that last name was a Democrat]], whereas Teddy was a Republican (they were fifth-cousins; Franklin's wife Eleanor was actually TR's niece). Franklin, in fact, went with the Democratic Party in order to avoid being drowned out by his distant cousin's reputation in the Republicans (well, that, and the fact that TR's Oyster Bay branch of the family had long been Republicans, while FDR's Hyde Park branch had long been Democrats). Despite being from different parties, both of them were generally liberal in their policies - remember, FDR was elected President after the liberal side of the political spectrum switched from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party.

Teddy was also a real-life example of a GentlemanAdventurer and EgomaniacHunter. He was a big conservationist, eager to make sure he'd always have something to hunt. The "Toys/{{teddy bear}}" is named after him, because he refused to shoot a black bear cub just for the sake of it. The bear was put down -- the rest of his family had been already shot. Foreign ambassadors dreaded meeting him, as it usually meant that they would have to accompany him on his strenuous daily jog, with him making fun of them when they inevitably ran short of breath and started lagging behind. Edith Roosevelt, Teddy's second wife, was a real-life example of a VictoriousChildhoodFriend -- she had been a childhood playmate of his.

He was also a famed adventurer, famously taking a big game hunt to Africa shortly after leaving the White House and later exploring an uncharted tributary of the Amazon River. Words alone can not describe the impressiveness of this later feat. This is chronicled in the book ''River of Doubt''. [[MoreInformationThanYouRequire After he was through with it, it had to be renamed the River of UNQUESTIONABLE CERTAINTY!]]

Notable for being the youngest US President at 42 years old and the only President born in New York City. (He is ''not'', however, the youngest US President to be ''elected''. That's JohnFKennedy, who was 43. Teddy was elected at 46.)

In case it wasn't clear by now, he was made of pure, condensed {{Badass}}, and is often portrayed as ''[[MemeticBadass even more so than he already was]]''. ''Within his own lifetime'', historian Henry Adams ''[[BlasphemousBoast explicitly compared him to God]]''. In fiction, he is frequently portrayed as a LargeHam, in keeping with his [[BoisterousBruiser boisterous]] nature and public persona. At her wedding, his daughter Alice stated that "My father wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening." But she was giving as good as she got; Alice was a notorious handful: rambunctious, mischievous, and known to the press as "Princess Alice" due to her beauty and outgoing nature. Her father had once snarked, "I can either run the country, or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both." She would go on to become a Washington socialite/lobbyist whose razor wit, political savvy, and connections could build up or destroy any politician she set her sights on. Teddy also had a son whom he named Kermit ([[MoreInformationThanYouRequire THAT SHOWED HIM]]) who joined him on some of his expeditions. Teddy's grandson, Kermit Jr., would also have adventures, but as he was a {{CIA}} officer these tended to be rather more CloakAndDagger affairs that involved, among other things, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax overthrowing the democratically elected government of Iran and installing the Shah as an absolute monarch]]. Hey, it ''was'' the UsefulNotes/ColdWar!

Film of President Roosevelt can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=907E60DC86957669 here]] as he was the first President to have most of his professional career documented on film, from the Rough Riders to his death. He is also one of the first Presidents of whom we have [[http://vvl.lib.msu.edu/list.php?view_keywords=speaker_roosevelt,%20theodore voice recordings]]; his accent and somewhat high-pitched voice take some people off-guard.

Teddy was the first President to visit another country while in office - he took a trip to Panama in 1906 to see how the completion of the Panama Canal was coming along.

Compare AndrewJackson.
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!!!It Takes More Than Examples To Stop a Bull Moose!
* AnimalMotifs: The Bull Moose.
* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: Sort of, although he kicked ass for some time before he had any authority.
** AsskickingEqualsAuthority: A huge part of the reason his political career in New York was able to progress so far despite the fact that the political bosses hated him, was due to the fact that the public admired TR's heroic willingness and ability to face down the corrupt interests in the NY political machine.
* '''{{Badass}}''': Doesn't even begin to describe him.
** {{Ambadassador}}: He won the Nobel Peace Prize for overseeing negotiations between Russia and Japan to help end the Russo-Japanese War.
*** He also mediated between coal miners and the owners of the mines during the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Strike_of_1902 Coal Strike of 1902]] which had caused an energy crisis to rival the OPEC embargo of the 1970's.
** BadassBaritone: Subverted, see VocalDissonance below.
** BadassBoast: "I took Panama."
** BadassFamily: Teddy's sons went off to perform their own badass exploits.
*** His son, [[TheBrigadier Brigadier General]] Theodore Roosevelt Jr, landed on [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Utah Beach]] during the first wave of the Normandy Invasion... when he was [[BadassGrandpa 56]], and [[HandicappedBadass suffering from heart disease and arthritis]]. His actions on Utah Beach lead to him being posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, after dying of a heart attack a month later.
*** Theodore, Jr.'s brother Kermit was no slouch himself, joining Pa in the Amazon and serving in both World Wars (even to the point of [[EagleSquadron joining the British Army]] before the US entered the war). Unfortunately, he had a tendency to get depressed and [[TheAlcoholic hit the bottle]] when in situations less exciting than war or hunting; the cirrhosis combined with a bout of malaria to lead to his discharge from the British Army. After this led him to yet another bout of drinking, his wife enlisted [[FranklinDRoosevelt Cousin Franklin]]'s help, sending the FBI to find him, give him a commission in the Army, and take him to command a fort in Alaska. [[DownerEnding He there committed suicide]].
*** Kermit's son, Kermit, Jr., is notable as one of the {{CIA}}'s early case officers, specializing in Middle Eastern affairs. He is most notable for directing Operation Ajax (the 1953 overthrow of the elected government of Iran), which despite being one of the darker spots in American history was probably one of the ballsier and more ingenious plans ever put into action.
*** Alice Roosevelt Longworth. BrainyBrunette and DeadpanSnarker extraordinaire, she rebelled against the restrictions placed on women at the time, and remained on the political scene until the Nixon era. When Roosevelt himself admits he can't handle you, you know you've got someone hardcore on your hands.
** BadassInCharge
** BadassMoustache
** ColonelBadass: He led the Rough Riders as a colonel during the Spanish-American War.
*** When TR went off on his globe-trotting adventures following his stay in the White House, he preferred to be called "Colonel Roosevelt" rather than "Mr. President."
** HandicappedBadass: He was blind in one eye as a result of a boxing match. But did that ''ever stop him?'' The injury prompted him to take up a safer hobby: ''[[OnlyAFleshWound judo.]]''
*** Gets even better than that. He had ASTHMA his entire life. After a while, it was probably cowering in the corner.
*** He famously had a severe coffee habit, which in light of his asthma makes perfect sense, since caffeine is an effective bronchodilator. He was self-medicating.
*** [[Website/{{Cracked}} "Theodore Roosevelt was plagued by asthma early in life. Seeing this as a challenge, he proceeded to beat his asthma to death, ate the asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him."]]
** MemeticBadass: It is said that the day he and Chuck Norris clash, the universe will end.
** HeartbrokenBadass: Roosevelt suffered through some truly heartbreaking personal tragedies in his life. See the DespairEventHorizon and HeroicBSOD entries for more details.
* BecomingTheMask: A rare positive example. Born a sickly UpperClassTwit, Roosevelt first cultivated the image of a rugged man-of-action and then proceeded to actually remake himself into one.
* BerserkButton: His failed run for Mayor of New York City in 1886. It only has one sentence in his autobiography, and once caused him to slam his fists on a table when a listener to one of his bear hunting stories joked "[[TemptingFate [That bear] must have been as badly used up as if he had just run for Mayor of New York]]."
** In one sense, the death of his first wife Alice. While there's no record of him going berserk upon a mention of her, he went well out of his way to destroy almost all record of her in his house, so that ''he'd never have to'' hear a mention of her.
** During his time as Governor of New York, two reporters asked him if he was considering running for President. Roosevelt immediately leapt from his desk and angrily scolded the two for bringing up the subject. In truth, he actually ''was'' considering running, but currently he wanted the Presidency out of his mind so he could concentrate on his current job.
* BigApplesauce: Teddy Roosevelt was born and raised in New York City, and had the BrooklynRage to prove it. He later became a crusading [[NewYorkCityCops NYPD Commissioner]], and famously took on corruption, even going to the lengths of personally patrolling the streets to ensure that his officers were doing their job of protecting the people. His crusade against corruption infuriated and confounded the local political bosses. He also instituted mandatory requirements for cops to stay in physical shape. He also personally walked through the slums of the city alongside muckraking journalist Jacob Riis. Riis later wrote in his autobiography:
-->"When Roosevelt read [my] book, he came....No one ever helped as he did. For two years we were brothers in (New York City's crime-ridden) Mulberry Street. When he left I had seen its golden age.... [[CrazyAwesome There is very little ease where Theodore Roosevelt leads]], as we all of us found out. The lawbreaker found it out who predicted scornfully that he would "knuckle down to politics the way they all did," and lived to respect him, though he swore at him, as [[IncorruptiblePurePureness the one of them all who was stronger than pull]]....that was what made the age golden, that for the first time a moral purpose came into the street. In the light of it everything was transformed.''
** In 1888, New York City was hit by a massive blizzard. Roosevelt left his hotel and walked three miles through the snow to make an appointment. When the other person didn't show up, he left a note saying, "I presume the blizzard kept you at home," and ''walked back''.
* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]]: In one of his books, he is said to have encountered one. And no, he didn't hit it with a stick.
* BiggerStick: Pseudo-[[TropeNamers Trope Namer]].
* BloodKnight: He had elements of this. He loved boxing and hunting and said that he didn't start any wars when he was president because he couldn't stand the thought of being stuck in the White House while American soldiers fought on the front lines. See BoisterousBruiser and ColonelKilgore below.
* BoisterousBruiser
* BrooklynRage: Probably the biggest {{Badass}} ever to come out of New York City, as this page can attest.
** Possibly a subversion as well, as he went out West in order to learn most of that badassery. Most of the badass events are also more wildernessy hunter explorer type things.
* ButNowIMustGo: At the height of his popularity and for no particular reason Roosevelt declined to run for re-election in 1908. He later regretted this, and ran and lost on a third party ticket in 1912. He probably would have been elected in 1920 if he had lived.
* CatchPhrase: And what a bully CatchPhrase it was!
* CarryABigStick: [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]]
* ColonelKilgore: He refered to the Battle of San Juan Hill as "the greatest day of my life" and even begged Woodrow Wilson to allow him to form and lead a volunteer force into WWI.
* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: He was despised by the political bosses in New York--including those within his own party--because he insisted on rebelling against their corruption, even when they were the leaders of his own party. The bosses attempted to neutralize his influence by kicking him upstairs to the often-powerless position of Vice President. Then President [=McKinley=] died. And now, Teddy became the BadassInCharge of the whole country. Needless to say, the political bosses were ''pissed.''
* CrazyAwesome
* SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome: For starters: [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p5.html Everything he ever did, ever.]] Well, if you want specifics...
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#Assassination_Attempt He was once shot in the chest on the way to give a speech]]. Fortunately for him, [[PocketProtector his eyeglass case and the folded speech were in the path of the bullet]]. Since he wasn't [[BloodFromTheMouth coughing blood]] afterwards, he figured he was fine, and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome delivered the hour-and-a-half long speech before seeking medical attention]].
--> '''TR''': I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!
* DareToBeBadass: His speech [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_in_a_Republic "Citizenship in a Republic"]] contains the famous "Man In The Arena" quote:
-->It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; '''who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.'''
* DespairEventHorizon: Passed it when his [[ParentalFavoritism favorite and youngest son]], Quentin, was killed in UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. His health began to plummet immediately as the sheer force of will that almost literally held his body together began to fail.
** DeathByDespair: Followed less than a year after.
* {{Determinator}}: He started life as a sickly home-schooled child, but managed to become the single most manly creature in existence through sheer force of will.
** [[Website/{{Cracked}} Did we mention he had asthma growing up? He did, and after he beat asthma to death, he ate asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him.]]
* EgomaniacHunter: Actually a ''subversion''; he loved to hunt, but he was also a staunch conservationist who probably did more to protect nature and wildlife than anyone else. More preserved nature = more stuff to kill later. In other words, he may have enjoyed hunting, but he wanted to do so ''sustainably''.
* EmbarrassingNickname: He ''really'' didn't like being called "Teddy". However, it wasn't because he hated it-- [[TearJerker it was reportedly the pet name his first wife, Alice, gave to him]]. Roosevelt never really got over her DeathByChildbirth, so he shuddered at the thought of being called "Teddy". He preferred being called "TR".
* FormallyNamedPet: His kids had hamsters named Dr. Johnson, Bishop Doane and Father O'Grady.
* GeniusBruiser: He was a black belt in jujitsu and had a history as a champion boxer. He was also extremely intelligent. He was a Harvard graduate, read in French, German, Italian, and English, made an effort to read a book every day before breakfast, was usually able to get two or three more in by the time he went to bed, and still found time to kick copious amounts of ass. Listing his ''intellectual'' achievements would take far too long, just go [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt to The Other Wiki]] and look at the "education" and "writer" sections.
* GentlemanAdventurer
* GreatWhiteHunter
* HeroicBSOD: Similar to the DespairEventHorizon above, TR was staggered for about a week by the death of his first wife, Alice. (His mother died ''on the same day'', which surely didn't help.) He pulled himself through by excising her memory from his life as thoroughly as possible. This worked, although their daughter (also named Alice) came to resent it in later years. Her father never spoke to her about her mother and asked her aunt to raise her prior to his remarriage. TR usually called Alice "Sister" rather than her given name -- to the point where her nieces and nephews, TR's grandchildren from his second marriage, called her "Aunt Sister."
** In his diary, for the entry on the day his mother and wife died, TR drew a large X and then scrawled "The light has gone out of my life."
* HeterosexualLifePartner: WilliamHowardTaft, his absolute best friend whom he even picked out as his successor for the presidency. Taft's presidency drove them apart because of Taft's far more conservative beliefs and they wound up competing against each other in the elction of 1913, but after they both lost to WoodrowWilson they cooled off and became great friends again soon after.
* [[IllGirl Ill Boy]]: Started off his life as this, suffering from severe asthma and a whole host of other ailments. He claimed to have overcome it by sheer force of will, and it seems he was right.
* IvyLeague: TR was a Harvard graduate.
** And he saved the existence of [[{{UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball}} football]]! The IvyLeague (specifically Harvard) was looking to ban the sport due to all of the injuries and fatalities from game, until Roosevelt mediated a set of rules between Harvard, Yale, and Princeton to make the game safer.
* KickedUpstairs: Why he became Vice-President. [[BadassInCharge He kicked right back]].
* KillMeNowOrForeverStayYourHand: "I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing."
* KlingonPromotion: Well, not ''exactly'', but he did ascend to the highest office in the land by proving himself ''way'' less killable than his predecessor.
* LargeHam
* TheLostLenore: His first wife Alice Hathaway Lee.
* MadeOfIron: More like Adamantium given the fact he survived a bullet wound to the chest, malaria, and asthma.
* MegaCorp Buster: He built up a reputation as a trustbuster when he took on the trusts (which were the {{Mega Corp}}s of their day) and ''won''.
* MemeticBadass: Especially on [[Website/{{Cracked}} Cracked.com]], AlternateHistoryDotCom and in John Hodgman's ''MoreInformationThanYouRequire.'' Think SuperPrototype of ChuckNorris.
** [[http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/2/2/40322.jpg?v=1 The last thing Death sees before a brutal asskicking]].
** In a History Channel documentary he is credited as being an inspiration for director [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga Christopher Nolan's adaptation]] of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bruce Wayne]].
*** "To me, the key to understanding the character, is that Bruce Wayne is Teddy Roosevelt."
* MustHaveCaffeine: The man loved his coffee and would drink at least a gallon on a slow day. Heck, Maxwell House Coffee's slogan, "Good to the last drop", came from a comment Theodore made about the brand, making him a [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]] of sorts.
* MyCountryRightOrWrong: A firm believer in the ''if right to stay right; if wrong to be set right'' kind, though some philosophers also attribute his thoughts on it to "Cosmopolitan Patriotism." [[http://www.theodore-roosevelt.com/trsorbonnespeech.html In a speech]] [[OlderThanTheyThink made in 1910]], he stressed how, while refuting naive cosmopolitanism, being a citizen of the world means both loving one's country and living in peace with others.
* MyRealDaddy: In recent years, Time Magazine essentially made an argument about Teddy being this trope to the United States of America. True, the nation had already been founded in 1776, but the Time article argues that it was Teddy who built the groundwork for America becoming a world power.
* NatureLover: Roosevelt established an enormous number of national parks and wildlife preserves, far more than any prior president. During his eight years, the total acres of protected land in the US increased from 42 million acres to '''172 million'''. Whenever Americans think of environmental Presidents, Teddy is almost always the one who first comes to mind.
* NewYorkCityCops: He was the president of the board of New York City Police Commissioners from 1895-1897. During his time he reformed the department by sweeping up corruption, creating a bicycle squad, standardizing the use of firearms, setting up officer fitness standards, and would personally walk the streets making sure police officers were on duty.
* NiceToTheWaiter: He was very well liked by all the White House staff and he made it an effort to find time to spend time with them after the end of his term.
* OnlyAFleshWound: See [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]] above for the assassination attempt in 1912.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: 100% President Action, although Creator/MarkTwain thought he was a President Lunatic.
** [[CrazyAwesome He can't be both?]]
* PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower: The phrase, "[[{{ComicBook/IronMan}} Tony Stark]] take notes." summarizes Roosevelt's method and effectiveness at this.
* PocketProtector: See the first entry in CrowningMomentOfAwesome above.
* RatedMForManly / TestosteronePoisoning: See the page quote. Vice President Thomas Marshall gave the most eloquent tribute, after Roosevelt died in 1919:
--> '''Marshall''': Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight.
* ReassignmentBackfire: [[{{GenreSavvy}} Mark Hanna]] called it ahead of time, ([[{{GenreSavvy}}and the only one to do so!]]) when Roosevelt became Vice President that this might happen. Later, he was attributed as saying, "I don't believe it - the Goddamn cowboy's President!" (He was, though, always against the New York Republicans making TR vice-president for that very reason.)
* RenaissanceMan: It's easier to list what accomplishments Teddy Roosevelt was NOT capable of. And anything he wasn't capable of, well, he could have mercilessly beaten someone else into doing it. Pretty much his policy, actually.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Manly. WilliamHowardTaft is the sensitive one.
* UsefulNotes/SpanishAmericanWar: He was a major leader during the conflict.
** To the point that, despite only being a Lieutenant Colonel at the time, a number of Spanish Newspapers were under the impression that he was commanding the ''entire American army.''
* SpecsOfAwesome: Roosevelt took the awesome UpToEleven in his lifetime. See above what happened to the guy that called him "Four-Eyes".
* StoutStrength
* SweetTooth: He drank his cups of coffee with seven lumps of sugar in them and had a passion for peaches and cream, devouring a soup-bowl-sized serving every morning when peaches were in season.
* [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]]: The color "Alice blue" is named for the color of a dress worn by his daughter. Also, he's the reason we call them Teddy Bears.
* {{Ubermensch}}: His eyeglasses and moustache are even vaguely Nietzscheian.
* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely UsefulNotes/AndrewJohnson and UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.
* ValuesDissonance: Engineered the overthrow of Colombia's government purely because it was economically advantageous to the US, and didn't bother trying to pretend otherwise. A President that openly tried this today would very likely face impeachment.
** You go ahead and tell TR that he's being impeached. Go on. I dare you.
** To be fair though, TR viewed his support of Panamanian revolutionaries against the Colombian government as being in the long-term best interests of all mankind. His belief was that by supporting the creation of Panama and building the Panama Canal there (the Panamanian revolutionaries were sympathetic to the idea of building the Canal through the isthmus, unlike the Colombian government), he would essentially be facilitating the creation of one of history's greatest infrastructure projects, one that could allow the whole world to trade more freely and thus improve the global economy and somewhat mitigate the effects of starvation and poverty, in his view. One may agree or disagree with this view, but at the very least, TR viewed it as an IDidWhatIHadToDo moment, and in later years still repeatedly declared his belief that the construction of the Panama Canal as his greatest accomplishment. This does count as ValuesDissonance, and historians debate the merits of this idea to this day.
** Congress had to approve Roosevelt's actions in the first place. On top of that, Roosevelt invoked Monroe's Doctrine, (which Congress had approved nearly a century earlier) in order to justify his actions. So Congress could impeach Roosevelt, but it would just lose through a complicated set of politics that would end with Congress losing more power to the Supreme Court and the Executive Branch.
* VocalDissonance: Sort of. While you'd expect someone as {{Badass}} as TR to have a deep, booming voice, the single existing audio recording of him (which is of a brief speech he gave to a group of high-school football players) reveals that his voice was actually somewhat high-pitched and rather posh. A short sample for your enlightenment [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYn5FJnvrZk is available here]]. The dissonance is even more surprising because actors portraying him often use a deep, resonant, bombastic voice. This dissonance may be caused by [[FridgeBrilliance the fact that he grew up with respiratory disease]] and so he used a high voice which carries better when speaking outdoors, and that he WAS born to an aristocratic family.
* WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant: Certainly the most {{Badass}} example.
** When humorist Finley Peter Dunne called Theodore a WASP, Roosevelt insisted that he was [[FreestateAmsterdam Dutch]]. This also means that he could kick ass in a pair of wooden shoes.
* TheWildWest: Roosevelt moved to the Badlands in the Dakotas and became a rancher and cowboy for many years. He learned how to ride western-style, rope, and hunt. He wrote three books about aspects of life in the Old West based on his experiences. He also became a deputy and helped capture a dangerous gang of bandits who captured his riverboat. After hunting them down, TR sent his boat back home and escorted the bandits to their trial in nearby Dickinson, North Dakota. TR guarded them for forty hours without sleep and reading Tolstoy to keep himself awake. When he ran out of his own books, he read a dime store western that one of the thieves was carrying. That's right, he not only hunted down and captured the thieves, he escorted them to the courthouse, read Tolstoy along the way, and even commandeered one of their dime novels to keep himself from getting bored. Yeah, he pretty much humiliated those bandits.
* TheWoobie: If you read what he had to go through, you will feel bad for him. In any given book about him, there isn't a chapter where something horrible doesn't happen to him or reveals some tragic aspect or shame. Life really had it in for the guy, but he not only prevailed in spite of it, he became mighty. Not that you would know his trouble from his autobiography. In combination with the Edmund Morris Trilogy, you get the impression that the guy was an emotional trainwreck who suppressed every single traumatic event in order to stay, if not sane, then at least functional.
** Theodore Roosevelt was a real-life example of [[ConanTheBarbarian the Riddle of Steel]].

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!!Theodore Roosevelt in Fiction
* T.R. was played by RobinWilliams in the Creator/BenStiller vehicle ''NightAtTheMuseum'' and its sequel.
** A less-celebrated fact of T.R.'s life is that he reformed the New York Police Department. Which is why his statue is in the Natural History Museum there.
* Brian Keith gave a very true-to-life portrayal in John Milius' ''TheWindAndTheLion''.
* T.R. was played by Tom Berenger in the 1997 miniseries ''TheRoughRiders'', which was also written and directed by John Milius.
* In the play ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace'', Teddy Brewster believes that he is Theodore Roosevelt and behaves accordingly.
* Teddy is the star of ''ComicBook/TalesFromTheBullyPulpit'', widely considered one of the most awesome graphic novels ever written. He and the ghost of Thomas Edison steal H.G. Wells' time machine to slaughter Nazis on Mars in the future. And considering Teddy's strength and machismo, the concept works.
* And, for what it's worth: [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/49290.html Theodore Roosevelt,]] GentlemanAdventurer.
* You get to rescue Teddy and his son Kermit in a portion of the EdutainmentGame ''VideoGame/TheAmazonTrail II''. He helpfully introduces himself as "Teddy Roosevelt, explorer and former President of the United States".
** This is completely inaccurate. Teddy Roosevelt would NEVER need to get rescued.
*** It's implied he rescued himself after the player gives him some medicine. He had a pretty badly hurt leg.
*** The "badly hurt leg" actually plagued Teddy Roosevelt for the rest of his life and may have shortened it, as well. His leg was badly infected during his Amazon River voyage and most of his companions thought he wouldn't make it home, but he did, though he was never in the same health again.
** What IS inaccurate is that he would never introduce himself as Teddy, as the nickname was given to him by his deceased wife, and her death shook him so much that he almost never used it again afterwards.
* In the ''{{Timeline-191}}'' AlternateHistory series by HarryTurtledove, Roosevelt is a main character in the original novel ''How Few Remain'' and in the subsequent ''Great War'' trilogy. In How Few Remain he funds and leads his own militia regiment (The Unauthorized Regiment) in rural Montana fighting against Canada in the Second Mexican War (Canada being allied to the Confederacy). In the Great War trilogy he is the (Democratic) President during UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne and he leads the Union to victory against the Confederacy (the Union fighting on the side of the Central Powers, and the Confederacy on the side of the Entente).
** [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]: [[spoiler:After having finally led the United States to victory over their long-time enemies in the Confederacy, the US reannexed certain parts of territory from the CSA...including one little portion in Virginia where Robert E. Lee's house lies. Roosevelt's dying request is to be buried in front of Lee's house, spiting the Confederates one last time by soiling the memory of their hero. General Custer also gets buried in the same plot of land, and it was his strategies that led to the Confederacy's defeat.]] Theodore is hailed as the greatest Union president in (alternate) history.
*** TruthInTelevision: You know what that little plot of land is called in our current history? ''Arlington National Cemetery''!
* Creator/MikeResnick wrote a series of short stories about Theodore Roosevelt called ''The Other Teddy Roosevelts''. Among his adventures, Teddy goes after JackTheRipper ("Redchapel"), takes on a vampire lord in New York ("Two Hunters in Manhattan"), and leads the resurrected Rough Riders into WWI [[spoiler:[[RealityEnsues and gets slaughtered]].]] ("Over There")
* ''Literature/MoreInformationThanYouRequire'' grants T.R. full MemeticBadass status.
-->Theodore Roosevelt and his son Kermit explored Brazil's legendary River of Doubt. After they were done, it was renamed THE RIVER OF UNQUESTIONABLE CERTAINTY.
** Entirely TruthInTelevision, as seen [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_p5.html here]] and [[http://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.com/Essay.asp?ID=1 here.]]
* In DonRosa's ''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck'', Scrooge meets Theodore Roosevelt a number of times on the road to making his fortune.
** And in this series, TR is nearly as badass as Scrooge himself. Before you get confused, let me remind you that this is Don Rosa's young Scrooge [=McDuck=], who, in a fit of rage, [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4283775 tore an entire steamship in half]] and threw a grand piano through a window, and regularly took on the most badass men in the world. The fact that TR came close to beating him in a one-on-one brawl is a mark of honor.
*** They meet three times: In "The Buckaroo Of The Badlands", when Scrooge is a cowboy protecting a prize steer, Scrooge meets Theodore and his group of cowboys, and recommends Theodore to return to politics, after a great adventure (though Scrooge had received the name Buck [=McDuck=] and he didn't knew the name of the Future Badass); fourteen years later, when Scrooge buys the Duckburg hill where his money bin will be built. Before that, Scrooge deals at ''the same time'' with the Beagle Boys and Theodore, his group of Rough Riders and the ''freakin' '' NAVY! When they face each other (almost destroying themselves in what would have been the greatest fight of ALL-TIME, they recognize each other and make peace with each other. All this because Theodore thought the "Scottish billionaire" was a foreign invader; and, finally, four years later, in "The Sharpie of Culebra Cut", which is basically about the Panama Canal [[ItMakesSenseInContext and a deal made by Scrooge's sisters involving a... teddy bear]]. Oh, and Scrooge and T.R. finally fight!
* The ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short "WesternAnimation/BallotBoxBunny" (1951), Bugs dresses up as Teddy and uses his motto "I speak softly, but I carry a BIG stick," to which Yosemite Sam replies, "Well, I speak ''LOOOUUUDLY,'' and I carry a ''BIIIIIGGER'' stick! [[BatterUp And I use it, too!]]"
* Another ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short, "Hillbilly Hare," references him: "And just who might you be?" "Well, ah might be Teddy Roosevelt, but ah ain't."
* The ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'' spinoff travel guide book, "Atlantis: Subterranean Tours" says Teddy was invited to Atlantis after the events of the film by Whitmore, who had established top secret trips to the lost city for celebrities, staff and colleagues of his.
* Doctor Robotnik/Eggman of the ''SonicTheHedgehog'' franchise began life as a parody drawing of T.R. His appearance is about all the good doctor shares with Roosevelt.
** But at least Robotnik is still a LargeHam.
* TR was featured in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTarzan''. He was portrayed as a squat, obese hothead who was taught by the cast that hunting animals is wrong.
* Likely [[WhatCouldHaveBeen would have]] appeared in ''{{Series/Deadwood}}'' had it not been canceled - the show's HistoricalDomainCharacter protagonist, Seth Bullock, was one of Teddy's [[HeterosexualLifePartners closest friends]].
* In the AlternateHistory work ''FightAndBeRight'', he becomes Governor of the American-protected Congo Free State.
* [[HarkAVagrant Russia, Japan, must you kill each other so?]] [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=54 We can negotiate! Or, if you want to, we can safari!]]
** [[TakeAThirdOption FUCK IT LET'S DO BOTH]]
* Creator/MartinScorsese has had a biopic of Roosevelt in DevelopmentHell for years now, with the intention of TR being played by LeonardoDiCaprio.
* ''Webcomic/{{Subnormality}}'' features a strip where two time-traveling neo-Nazis try to kill him. They fail, ''not'' because of HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct, but because Teddy [[MemeticBadass is about to chuck their car at them]].
** They also failed because they were trying to kill the [[FranklinDRoosevelt other Roosevelt]].
* At the end of ''Newsies,'' then New York Governor T.R. shows up at the end to aid the newsboys.
* Teddy went up against [[Film/LawrenceOfArabia T.E. Lawrence]] in the third season of ''DeadliestWarrior''. [[spoiler: He won.]]
* An oil lobbyist wanted to drill in his statue's head for oil in TheSimpsons episode "Mr. Lisa Wants to Go to Washington".
** Later decapitated in Itchy's gruesome tirade in "Itchy the Lucky Mouse in Manhattan Madness" in episode "The Day The Violence Died". Quite unfortunate for the Old Knickerbocker! But all in good humor!
** After so brutally beating up Teddy, the writers give him the proper respect he deserves in the episode "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" where Bart gets inspired by T.R. to dabble in his own badassery.
* He attended the clock inauguration ceremony in ''TheCuriousCaseOfBenjaminButton''.
* Theodore recently appeared in Deadpool Comics as an undead lighting super zombie summoned by a kilt wearing American patriot necromancer. He proceeded to get into fist fights with bears and get shot through the head. It took an elephant impaling him upon it's tusk and being connected to an electricity main to kill him.
* Is a regular host/anchor of ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.
-->'''Roosevelt:''' ''[[{{Catchphrase}} What's up, bitches?!]]''
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->''"Bully!"''\\
--'''Theodore Roosevelt'''

'''Theodore Roosevelt''' (also known as "Teddy" or "T.R."), the president from [[TheGildedAge 1901 to 1909]], who followed WilliamMcKinley and was followed by WilliamHowardTaft, is known for having been in the cavalry, leading the Rough Riders' charge on San Juan Hill, commissioning the Panama Canal, creating the US National Park System, and saying "speak softly, but {{carry a big stick}}" (the aircraft carrier ''USS Theodore Roosevelt'' is called "the big stick" by its crew). Before he became the 26th President of the United States, he was a [[ExpansionPackPast governor, historian, adventurer, police chief, cavalryman, cowboy, explorer, hunter, naturalist, Assistant Secretary of the Navy, author of 35 books, conservationist, etc.]] He was a larger-than-life figure with a bombastic reputation as a total {{Badass}}.

He was a RealLife example of ReassignmentBackfire; the Republican Party (specifically, the corrupt political machines that grafted votes from immigrants) became sick of his grandstanding as a Governor of New York and appointed him Vice President, [[KickedUpstairs where it was assumed that he'd be powerless]]. Less than a year later, President [=McKinley=] was assassinated[[note]]T.R. was literally climbing a mountain at the time[[/note]], making Teddy President, and stirring several comments along the lines of "That damn cowboy is gonna be the president?!" Teddy went on to be elected in his own right in 1904 (the first "Accidental President" to do so), won the Nobel Peace Prize (while still in office) for brokering a peace deal between the warring Japanese and Russian Empires (becoming the first US President to win the award), sent a US fleet on a nonviolent global cruise (which was more of a global series of parties really) to show the naval strength of the US, then stepped aside at the end of his second term so that William Howard Taft could be elected President.

Over the next four years, however, Roosevelt grew to dislike Taft and his governing (Taft drifted towards the conservative wing of the Republicans, while Teddy was of the liberal, Progressive wing), and decided to challenge him for the Republican nomination. When that didn't work, Roosevelt actually [[StartMyOwn formed his own political party]] (the Progressive Party, also known by the more badass name of the Bull Moose Party) so that he could run against Taft in the 1912 election. This wound up splitting the vote and allowing Woodrow Wilson to win the election (thus showing why third parties don't last long on the national stage), but Teddy did end up getting more votes than Taft -- the second and last time (not counting the spectacularly messed-up [[AbrahamLincoln election of 1860]]) that a third-party candidate placed second or higher in a US Presidential election. (Abraham Lincoln was elected in 1864 on the Union Party ticket, although that is also kinda messed up.[[note]]The Union Party was a temporary alliance of the Republican Party and pro-Lincoln "War Democrats," while the "official" Democratic Party was composed of the "Copperheads" in favor of a negotiated peace. Those familiar with Commonwealth history should recall Britain and Canada during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. This change was forgotten almost as soon as the war ended.[[/note]])

Teddy was way ahead of his time when it came to a lot of social issues. While running for the presidency in 1912, he became the first major presidential nominee to support full suffrage for women, and he had supported equality for women since at least '''1880'''. He also defended three minority groups facing major discrimination during his time: Catholics, Jews, and blacks, and he appointed several men from those groups to federal offices. Roosevelt nominated the first Jew to the Cabinet, Oscar Straus as Secretary of Commerce and Labor. Booker T. Washington, the most important black leader of the time, met with Teddy in the White House in 1901, becoming the first African American invited to dinner at the White House. Sadly, the South did not take too kindly to this, and a lot of blacks were attacked by racist whites in the weeks after the dinner. However, he was deeply stuck in his own time on some issues, such as his racism for Native Americans (but he improved as time went by, if only because he used to hate them so much that any change of opinion was an improvement) and his vocal support of eugenics.

Ironically enough, [[FranklinDRoosevelt the other president to have that last name was a Democrat]], whereas Teddy was a Republican (they were fifth-cousins; Franklin's wife Eleanor was actually TR's niece). Franklin, in fact, went with the Democratic Party in order to avoid being drowned out by his distant cousin's reputation in the Republicans (well, that, and the fact that TR's Oyster Bay branch of the family had long been Republicans, while FDR's Hyde Park branch had long been Democrats). Despite being from different parties, both of them were generally liberal in their policies - remember, FDR was elected President after the liberal side of the political spectrum switched from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party.

Teddy was also a real-life example of a GentlemanAdventurer and EgomaniacHunter. He was a big conservationist, eager to make sure he'd always have something to hunt. The "Toys/{{teddy bear}}" is named after him, because he refused to shoot a black bear cub just for the sake of it. The bear was put down -- the rest of his family had been already shot. Foreign ambassadors dreaded meeting him, as it usually meant that they would have to accompany him on his strenuous daily jog, with him making fun of them when they inevitably ran short of breath and started lagging behind. Edith Roosevelt, Teddy's second wife, was a real-life example of a VictoriousChildhoodFriend -- she had been a childhood playmate of his.

He was also a famed adventurer, famously taking a big game hunt to Africa shortly after leaving the White House and later exploring an uncharted tributary of the Amazon River. Words alone can not describe the impressiveness of this later feat. This is chronicled in the book ''River of Doubt''. [[MoreInformationThanYouRequire After he was through with it, it had to be renamed the River of UNQUESTIONABLE CERTAINTY!]]

Notable for being the youngest US President at 42 years old and the only President born in New York City. (He is ''not'', however, the youngest US President to be ''elected''. That's JohnFKennedy, who was 43. Teddy was elected at 46.)

In case it wasn't clear by now, he was made of pure, condensed {{Badass}}, and is often portrayed as ''[[MemeticBadass even more so than he already was]]''. ''Within his own lifetime'', historian Henry Adams ''[[BlasphemousBoast explicitly compared him to God]]''. In fiction, he is frequently portrayed as a LargeHam, in keeping with his [[BoisterousBruiser boisterous]] nature and public persona. At her wedding, his daughter Alice stated that "My father wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening." But she was giving as good as she got; Alice was a notorious handful: rambunctious, mischievous, and known to the press as "Princess Alice" due to her beauty and outgoing nature. Her father had once snarked, "I can either run the country, or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both." She would go on to become a Washington socialite/lobbyist whose razor wit, political savvy, and connections could build up or destroy any politician she set her sights on. Teddy also had a son whom he named Kermit ([[MoreInformationThanYouRequire THAT SHOWED HIM]]) who joined him on some of his expeditions. Teddy's grandson, Kermit Jr., would also have adventures, but as he was a {{CIA}} officer these tended to be rather more CloakAndDagger affairs that involved, among other things, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax overthrowing the democratically elected government of Iran and installing the Shah as an absolute monarch]]. Hey, it ''was'' the UsefulNotes/ColdWar!

Film of President Roosevelt can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=907E60DC86957669 here]] as he was the first President to have most of his professional career documented on film, from the Rough Riders to his death. He is also one of the first Presidents of whom we have [[http://vvl.lib.msu.edu/list.php?view_keywords=speaker_roosevelt,%20theodore voice recordings]]; his accent and somewhat high-pitched voice take some people off-guard.

Teddy was the first President to visit another country while in office - he took a trip to Panama in 1906 to see how the completion of the Panama Canal was coming along.

Compare AndrewJackson.
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!!!It Takes More Than Examples To Stop a Bull Moose!
* AnimalMotifs: The Bull Moose.
* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: Sort of, although he kicked ass for some time before he had any authority.
** AsskickingEqualsAuthority: A huge part of the reason his political career in New York was able to progress so far despite the fact that the political bosses hated him, was due to the fact that the public admired TR's heroic willingness and ability to face down the corrupt interests in the NY political machine.
* '''{{Badass}}''': Doesn't even begin to describe him.
** {{Ambadassador}}: He won the Nobel Peace Prize for overseeing negotiations between Russia and Japan to help end the Russo-Japanese War.
*** He also mediated between coal miners and the owners of the mines during the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Strike_of_1902 Coal Strike of 1902]] which had caused an energy crisis to rival the OPEC embargo of the 1970's.
** BadassBaritone: Subverted, see VocalDissonance below.
** BadassBoast: "I took Panama."
** BadassFamily: Teddy's sons went off to perform their own badass exploits.
*** His son, [[TheBrigadier Brigadier General]] Theodore Roosevelt Jr, landed on [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Utah Beach]] during the first wave of the Normandy Invasion... when he was [[BadassGrandpa 56]], and [[HandicappedBadass suffering from heart disease and arthritis]]. His actions on Utah Beach lead to him being posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, after dying of a heart attack a month later.
*** Theodore, Jr.'s brother Kermit was no slouch himself, joining Pa in the Amazon and serving in both World Wars (even to the point of [[EagleSquadron joining the British Army]] before the US entered the war). Unfortunately, he had a tendency to get depressed and [[TheAlcoholic hit the bottle]] when in situations less exciting than war or hunting; the cirrhosis combined with a bout of malaria to lead to his discharge from the British Army. After this led him to yet another bout of drinking, his wife enlisted [[FranklinDRoosevelt Cousin Franklin]]'s help, sending the FBI to find him, give him a commission in the Army, and take him to command a fort in Alaska. [[DownerEnding He there committed suicide]].
*** Kermit's son, Kermit, Jr., is notable as one of the {{CIA}}'s early case officers, specializing in Middle Eastern affairs. He is most notable for directing Operation Ajax (the 1953 overthrow of the elected government of Iran), which despite being one of the darker spots in American history was probably one of the ballsier and more ingenious plans ever put into action.
*** Alice Roosevelt Longworth. BrainyBrunette and DeadpanSnarker extraordinaire, she rebelled against the restrictions placed on women at the time, and remained on the political scene until the Nixon era. When Roosevelt himself admits he can't handle you, you know you've got someone hardcore on your hands.
** BadassInCharge
** BadassMoustache
** ColonelBadass: He led the Rough Riders as a colonel during the Spanish-American War.
*** When TR went off on his globe-trotting adventures following his stay in the White House, he preferred to be called "Colonel Roosevelt" rather than "Mr. President."
** HandicappedBadass: He was blind in one eye as a result of a boxing match. But did that ''ever stop him?'' The injury prompted him to take up a safer hobby: ''[[OnlyAFleshWound judo.]]''
*** Gets even better than that. He had ASTHMA his entire life. After a while, it was probably cowering in the corner.
*** He famously had a severe coffee habit, which in light of his asthma makes perfect sense, since caffeine is an effective bronchodilator. He was self-medicating.
*** [[Website/{{Cracked}} "Theodore Roosevelt was plagued by asthma early in life. Seeing this as a challenge, he proceeded to beat his asthma to death, ate the asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him."]]
** MemeticBadass: It is said that the day he and Chuck Norris clash, the universe will end.
** HeartbrokenBadass: Roosevelt suffered through some truly heartbreaking personal tragedies in his life. See the DespairEventHorizon and HeroicBSOD entries for more details.
* BecomingTheMask: A rare positive example. Born a sickly UpperClassTwit, Roosevelt first cultivated the image of a rugged man-of-action and then proceeded to actually remake himself into one.
* BerserkButton: His failed run for Mayor of New York City in 1886. It only has one sentence in his autobiography, and once caused him to slam his fists on a table when a listener to one of his bear hunting stories joked "[[TemptingFate [That bear] must have been as badly used up as if he had just run for Mayor of New York]]."
** In one sense, the death of his first wife Alice. While there's no record of him going berserk upon a mention of her, he went well out of his way to destroy almost all record of her in his house, so that ''he'd never have to'' hear a mention of her.
** During his time as Governor of New York, two reporters asked him if he was considering running for President. Roosevelt immediately leapt from his desk and angrily scolded the two for bringing up the subject. In truth, he actually ''was'' considering running, but currently he wanted the Presidency out of his mind so he could concentrate on his current job.
* BigApplesauce: Teddy Roosevelt was born and raised in New York City, and had the BrooklynRage to prove it. He later became a crusading [[NewYorkCityCops NYPD Commissioner]], and famously took on corruption, even going to the lengths of personally patrolling the streets to ensure that his officers were doing their job of protecting the people. His crusade against corruption infuriated and confounded the local political bosses. He also instituted mandatory requirements for cops to stay in physical shape. He also personally walked through the slums of the city alongside muckraking journalist Jacob Riis. Riis later wrote in his autobiography:
-->"When Roosevelt read [my] book, he came....No one ever helped as he did. For two years we were brothers in (New York City's crime-ridden) Mulberry Street. When he left I had seen its golden age.... [[CrazyAwesome There is very little ease where Theodore Roosevelt leads]], as we all of us found out. The lawbreaker found it out who predicted scornfully that he would "knuckle down to politics the way they all did," and lived to respect him, though he swore at him, as [[IncorruptiblePurePureness the one of them all who was stronger than pull]]....that was what made the age golden, that for the first time a moral purpose came into the street. In the light of it everything was transformed.''
** In 1888, New York City was hit by a massive blizzard. Roosevelt left his hotel and walked three miles through the snow to make an appointment. When the other person didn't show up, he left a note saying, "I presume the blizzard kept you at home," and ''walked back''.
* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]]: In one of his books, he is said to have encountered one. And no, he didn't hit it with a stick.
* BiggerStick: Pseudo-[[TropeNamers Trope Namer]].
* BloodKnight: He had elements of this. He loved boxing and hunting and said that he didn't start any wars when he was president because he couldn't stand the thought of being stuck in the White House while American soldiers fought on the front lines. See BoisterousBruiser and ColonelKilgore below.
* BoisterousBruiser
* BrooklynRage: Probably the biggest {{Badass}} ever to come out of New York City, as this page can attest.
** Possibly a subversion as well, as he went out West in order to learn most of that badassery. Most of the badass events are also more wildernessy hunter explorer type things.
* ButNowIMustGo: At the height of his popularity and for no particular reason Roosevelt declined to run for re-election in 1908. He later regretted this, and ran and lost on a third party ticket in 1912. He probably would have been elected in 1920 if he had lived.
* CatchPhrase: And what a bully CatchPhrase it was!
* CarryABigStick: [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]]
* ColonelKilgore: He refered to the Battle of San Juan Hill as "the greatest day of my life" and even begged Woodrow Wilson to allow him to form and lead a volunteer force into WWI.
* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: He was despised by the political bosses in New York--including those within his own party--because he insisted on rebelling against their corruption, even when they were the leaders of his own party. The bosses attempted to neutralize his influence by kicking him upstairs to the often-powerless position of Vice President. Then President [=McKinley=] died. And now, Teddy became the BadassInCharge of the whole country. Needless to say, the political bosses were ''pissed.''
* CrazyAwesome
* SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome: For starters: [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p5.html Everything he ever did, ever.]] Well, if you want specifics...
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt#Assassination_Attempt He was once shot in the chest on the way to give a speech]]. Fortunately for him, [[PocketProtector his eyeglass case and the folded speech were in the path of the bullet]]. Since he wasn't [[BloodFromTheMouth coughing blood]] afterwards, he figured he was fine, and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome delivered the hour-and-a-half long speech before seeking medical attention]].
--> '''TR''': I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!
* DareToBeBadass: His speech [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_in_a_Republic "Citizenship in a Republic"]] contains the famous "Man In The Arena" quote:
-->It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; '''who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.'''
* DespairEventHorizon: Passed it when his [[ParentalFavoritism favorite and youngest son]], Quentin, was killed in UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. His health began to plummet immediately as the sheer force of will that almost literally held his body together began to fail.
** DeathByDespair: Followed less than a year after.
* {{Determinator}}: He started life as a sickly home-schooled child, but managed to become the single most manly creature in existence through sheer force of will.
** [[Website/{{Cracked}} Did we mention he had asthma growing up? He did, and after he beat asthma to death, he ate asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him.]]
* EgomaniacHunter: Actually a ''subversion''; he loved to hunt, but he was also a staunch conservationist who probably did more to protect nature and wildlife than anyone else. More preserved nature = more stuff to kill later. In other words, he may have enjoyed hunting, but he wanted to do so ''sustainably''.
* EmbarrassingNickname: He ''really'' didn't like being called "Teddy". However, it wasn't because he hated it-- [[TearJerker it was reportedly the pet name his first wife, Alice, gave to him]]. Roosevelt never really got over her DeathByChildbirth, so he shuddered at the thought of being called "Teddy". He preferred being called "TR".
* FormallyNamedPet: His kids had hamsters named Dr. Johnson, Bishop Doane and Father O'Grady.
* GeniusBruiser: He was a black belt in jujitsu and had a history as a champion boxer. He was also extremely intelligent. He was a Harvard graduate, read in French, German, Italian, and English, made an effort to read a book every day before breakfast, was usually able to get two or three more in by the time he went to bed, and still found time to kick copious amounts of ass. Listing his ''intellectual'' achievements would take far too long, just go [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt to The Other Wiki]] and look at the "education" and "writer" sections.
* GentlemanAdventurer
* GreatWhiteHunter
* HeroicBSOD: Similar to the DespairEventHorizon above, TR was staggered for about a week by the death of his first wife, Alice. (His mother died ''on the same day'', which surely didn't help.) He pulled himself through by excising her memory from his life as thoroughly as possible. This worked, although their daughter (also named Alice) came to resent it in later years. Her father never spoke to her about her mother and asked her aunt to raise her prior to his remarriage. TR usually called Alice "Sister" rather than her given name -- to the point where her nieces and nephews, TR's grandchildren from his second marriage, called her "Aunt Sister."
** In his diary, for the entry on the day his mother and wife died, TR drew a large X and then scrawled "The light has gone out of my life."
* HeterosexualLifePartner: WilliamHowardTaft, his absolute best friend whom he even picked out as his successor for the presidency. Taft's presidency drove them apart because of Taft's far more conservative beliefs and they wound up competing against each other in the elction of 1913, but after they both lost to WoodrowWilson they cooled off and became great friends again soon after.
* [[IllGirl Ill Boy]]: Started off his life as this, suffering from severe asthma and a whole host of other ailments. He claimed to have overcome it by sheer force of will, and it seems he was right.
* IvyLeague: TR was a Harvard graduate.
** And he saved the existence of [[{{UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball}} football]]! The IvyLeague (specifically Harvard) was looking to ban the sport due to all of the injuries and fatalities from game, until Roosevelt mediated a set of rules between Harvard, Yale, and Princeton to make the game safer.
* KickedUpstairs: Why he became Vice-President. [[BadassInCharge He kicked right back]].
* KillMeNowOrForeverStayYourHand: "I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing."
* KlingonPromotion: Well, not ''exactly'', but he did ascend to the highest office in the land by proving himself ''way'' less killable than his predecessor.
* LargeHam
* TheLostLenore: His first wife Alice Hathaway Lee.
* MadeOfIron: More like Adamantium given the fact he survived a bullet wound to the chest, malaria, and asthma.
* MegaCorp Buster: He built up a reputation as a trustbuster when he took on the trusts (which were the {{Mega Corp}}s of their day) and ''won''.
* MemeticBadass: Especially on [[Website/{{Cracked}} Cracked.com]], AlternateHistoryDotCom and in John Hodgman's ''MoreInformationThanYouRequire.'' Think SuperPrototype of ChuckNorris.
** [[http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/2/2/40322.jpg?v=1 The last thing Death sees before a brutal asskicking]].
** In a History Channel documentary he is credited as being an inspiration for director [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga Christopher Nolan's adaptation]] of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bruce Wayne]].
*** "To me, the key to understanding the character, is that Bruce Wayne is Teddy Roosevelt."
* MustHaveCaffeine: The man loved his coffee and would drink at least a gallon on a slow day. Heck, Maxwell House Coffee's slogan, "Good to the last drop", came from a comment Theodore made about the brand, making him a [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]] of sorts.
* MyCountryRightOrWrong: A firm believer in the ''if right to stay right; if wrong to be set right'' kind, though some philosophers also attribute his thoughts on it to "Cosmopolitan Patriotism." [[http://www.theodore-roosevelt.com/trsorbonnespeech.html In a speech]] [[OlderThanTheyThink made in 1910]], he stressed how, while refuting naive cosmopolitanism, being a citizen of the world means both loving one's country and living in peace with others.
* MyRealDaddy: In recent years, Time Magazine essentially made an argument about Teddy being this trope to the United States of America. True, the nation had already been founded in 1776, but the Time article argues that it was Teddy who built the groundwork for America becoming a world power.
* NatureLover: Roosevelt established an enormous number of national parks and wildlife preserves, far more than any prior president. During his eight years, the total acres of protected land in the US increased from 42 million acres to '''172 million'''. Whenever Americans think of environmental Presidents, Teddy is almost always the one who first comes to mind.
* NewYorkCityCops: He was the president of the board of New York City Police Commissioners from 1895-1897. During his time he reformed the department by sweeping up corruption, creating a bicycle squad, standardizing the use of firearms, setting up officer fitness standards, and would personally walk the streets making sure police officers were on duty.
* NiceToTheWaiter: He was very well liked by all the White House staff and he made it an effort to find time to spend time with them after the end of his term.
* OnlyAFleshWound: See [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]] above for the assassination attempt in 1912.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: 100% President Action, although Creator/MarkTwain thought he was a President Lunatic.
** [[CrazyAwesome He can't be both?]]
* PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower: The phrase, "[[{{ComicBook/IronMan}} Tony Stark]] take notes." summarizes Roosevelt's method and effectiveness at this.
* PocketProtector: See the first entry in CrowningMomentOfAwesome above.
* RatedMForManly / TestosteronePoisoning: See the page quote. Vice President Thomas Marshall gave the most eloquent tribute, after Roosevelt died in 1919:
--> '''Marshall''': Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight.
* ReassignmentBackfire: [[{{GenreSavvy}} Mark Hanna]] called it ahead of time, ([[{{GenreSavvy}}and the only one to do so!]]) when Roosevelt became Vice President that this might happen. Later, he was attributed as saying, "I don't believe it - the Goddamn cowboy's President!" (He was, though, always against the New York Republicans making TR vice-president for that very reason.)
* RenaissanceMan: It's easier to list what accomplishments Teddy Roosevelt was NOT capable of. And anything he wasn't capable of, well, he could have mercilessly beaten someone else into doing it. Pretty much his policy, actually.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Manly. WilliamHowardTaft is the sensitive one.
* UsefulNotes/SpanishAmericanWar: He was a major leader during the conflict.
** To the point that, despite only being a Lieutenant Colonel at the time, a number of Spanish Newspapers were under the impression that he was commanding the ''entire American army.''
* SpecsOfAwesome: Roosevelt took the awesome UpToEleven in his lifetime. See above what happened to the guy that called him "Four-Eyes".
* StoutStrength
* SweetTooth: He drank his cups of coffee with seven lumps of sugar in them and had a passion for peaches and cream, devouring a soup-bowl-sized serving every morning when peaches were in season.
* [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]]: The color "Alice blue" is named for the color of a dress worn by his daughter. Also, he's the reason we call them Teddy Bears.
* {{Ubermensch}}: His eyeglasses and moustache are even vaguely Nietzscheian.
* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely UsefulNotes/AndrewJohnson and UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.
* ValuesDissonance: Engineered the overthrow of Colombia's government purely because it was economically advantageous to the US, and didn't bother trying to pretend otherwise. A President that openly tried this today would very likely face impeachment.
** You go ahead and tell TR that he's being impeached. Go on. I dare you.
** To be fair though, TR viewed his support of Panamanian revolutionaries against the Colombian government as being in the long-term best interests of all mankind. His belief was that by supporting the creation of Panama and building the Panama Canal there (the Panamanian revolutionaries were sympathetic to the idea of building the Canal through the isthmus, unlike the Colombian government), he would essentially be facilitating the creation of one of history's greatest infrastructure projects, one that could allow the whole world to trade more freely and thus improve the global economy and somewhat mitigate the effects of starvation and poverty, in his view. One may agree or disagree with this view, but at the very least, TR viewed it as an IDidWhatIHadToDo moment, and in later years still repeatedly declared his belief that the construction of the Panama Canal as his greatest accomplishment. This does count as ValuesDissonance, and historians debate the merits of this idea to this day.
** Congress had to approve Roosevelt's actions in the first place. On top of that, Roosevelt invoked Monroe's Doctrine, (which Congress had approved nearly a century earlier) in order to justify his actions. So Congress could impeach Roosevelt, but it would just lose through a complicated set of politics that would end with Congress losing more power to the Supreme Court and the Executive Branch.
* VocalDissonance: Sort of. While you'd expect someone as {{Badass}} as TR to have a deep, booming voice, the single existing audio recording of him (which is of a brief speech he gave to a group of high-school football players) reveals that his voice was actually somewhat high-pitched and rather posh. A short sample for your enlightenment [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYn5FJnvrZk is available here]]. The dissonance is even more surprising because actors portraying him often use a deep, resonant, bombastic voice. This dissonance may be caused by [[FridgeBrilliance the fact that he grew up with respiratory disease]] and so he used a high voice which carries better when speaking outdoors, and that he WAS born to an aristocratic family.
* WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant: Certainly the most {{Badass}} example.
** When humorist Finley Peter Dunne called Theodore a WASP, Roosevelt insisted that he was [[FreestateAmsterdam Dutch]]. This also means that he could kick ass in a pair of wooden shoes.
* TheWildWest: Roosevelt moved to the Badlands in the Dakotas and became a rancher and cowboy for many years. He learned how to ride western-style, rope, and hunt. He wrote three books about aspects of life in the Old West based on his experiences. He also became a deputy and helped capture a dangerous gang of bandits who captured his riverboat. After hunting them down, TR sent his boat back home and escorted the bandits to their trial in nearby Dickinson, North Dakota. TR guarded them for forty hours without sleep and reading Tolstoy to keep himself awake. When he ran out of his own books, he read a dime store western that one of the thieves was carrying. That's right, he not only hunted down and captured the thieves, he escorted them to the courthouse, read Tolstoy along the way, and even commandeered one of their dime novels to keep himself from getting bored. Yeah, he pretty much humiliated those bandits.
* TheWoobie: If you read what he had to go through, you will feel bad for him. In any given book about him, there isn't a chapter where something horrible doesn't happen to him or reveals some tragic aspect or shame. Life really had it in for the guy, but he not only prevailed in spite of it, he became mighty. Not that you would know his trouble from his autobiography. In combination with the Edmund Morris Trilogy, you get the impression that the guy was an emotional trainwreck who suppressed every single traumatic event in order to stay, if not sane, then at least functional.
** Theodore Roosevelt was a real-life example of [[ConanTheBarbarian the Riddle of Steel]].

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!!Theodore Roosevelt in Fiction
* T.R. was played by RobinWilliams in the Creator/BenStiller vehicle ''NightAtTheMuseum'' and its sequel.
** A less-celebrated fact of T.R.'s life is that he reformed the New York Police Department. Which is why his statue is in the Natural History Museum there.
* Brian Keith gave a very true-to-life portrayal in John Milius' ''TheWindAndTheLion''.
* T.R. was played by Tom Berenger in the 1997 miniseries ''TheRoughRiders'', which was also written and directed by John Milius.
* In the play ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace'', Teddy Brewster believes that he is Theodore Roosevelt and behaves accordingly.
* Teddy is the star of ''ComicBook/TalesFromTheBullyPulpit'', widely considered one of the most awesome graphic novels ever written. He and the ghost of Thomas Edison steal H.G. Wells' time machine to slaughter Nazis on Mars in the future. And considering Teddy's strength and machismo, the concept works.
* And, for what it's worth: [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/49290.html Theodore Roosevelt,]] GentlemanAdventurer.
* You get to rescue Teddy and his son Kermit in a portion of the EdutainmentGame ''VideoGame/TheAmazonTrail II''. He helpfully introduces himself as "Teddy Roosevelt, explorer and former President of the United States".
** This is completely inaccurate. Teddy Roosevelt would NEVER need to get rescued.
*** It's implied he rescued himself after the player gives him some medicine. He had a pretty badly hurt leg.
*** The "badly hurt leg" actually plagued Teddy Roosevelt for the rest of his life and may have shortened it, as well. His leg was badly infected during his Amazon River voyage and most of his companions thought he wouldn't make it home, but he did, though he was never in the same health again.
** What IS inaccurate is that he would never introduce himself as Teddy, as the nickname was given to him by his deceased wife, and her death shook him so much that he almost never used it again afterwards.
* In the ''{{Timeline-191}}'' AlternateHistory series by HarryTurtledove, Roosevelt is a main character in the original novel ''How Few Remain'' and in the subsequent ''Great War'' trilogy. In How Few Remain he funds and leads his own militia regiment (The Unauthorized Regiment) in rural Montana fighting against Canada in the Second Mexican War (Canada being allied to the Confederacy). In the Great War trilogy he is the (Democratic) President during UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne and he leads the Union to victory against the Confederacy (the Union fighting on the side of the Central Powers, and the Confederacy on the side of the Entente).
** [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]: [[spoiler:After having finally led the United States to victory over their long-time enemies in the Confederacy, the US reannexed certain parts of territory from the CSA...including one little portion in Virginia where Robert E. Lee's house lies. Roosevelt's dying request is to be buried in front of Lee's house, spiting the Confederates one last time by soiling the memory of their hero. General Custer also gets buried in the same plot of land, and it was his strategies that led to the Confederacy's defeat.]] Theodore is hailed as the greatest Union president in (alternate) history.
*** TruthInTelevision: You know what that little plot of land is called in our current history? ''Arlington National Cemetery''!
* Creator/MikeResnick wrote a series of short stories about Theodore Roosevelt called ''The Other Teddy Roosevelts''. Among his adventures, Teddy goes after JackTheRipper ("Redchapel"), takes on a vampire lord in New York ("Two Hunters in Manhattan"), and leads the resurrected Rough Riders into WWI [[spoiler:[[RealityEnsues and gets slaughtered]].]] ("Over There")
* ''Literature/MoreInformationThanYouRequire'' grants T.R. full MemeticBadass status.
-->Theodore Roosevelt and his son Kermit explored Brazil's legendary River of Doubt. After they were done, it was renamed THE RIVER OF UNQUESTIONABLE CERTAINTY.
** Entirely TruthInTelevision, as seen [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_p5.html here]] and [[http://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.com/Essay.asp?ID=1 here.]]
* In DonRosa's ''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck'', Scrooge meets Theodore Roosevelt a number of times on the road to making his fortune.
** And in this series, TR is nearly as badass as Scrooge himself. Before you get confused, let me remind you that this is Don Rosa's young Scrooge [=McDuck=], who, in a fit of rage, [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4283775 tore an entire steamship in half]] and threw a grand piano through a window, and regularly took on the most badass men in the world. The fact that TR came close to beating him in a one-on-one brawl is a mark of honor.
*** They meet three times: In "The Buckaroo Of The Badlands", when Scrooge is a cowboy protecting a prize steer, Scrooge meets Theodore and his group of cowboys, and recommends Theodore to return to politics, after a great adventure (though Scrooge had received the name Buck [=McDuck=] and he didn't knew the name of the Future Badass); fourteen years later, when Scrooge buys the Duckburg hill where his money bin will be built. Before that, Scrooge deals at ''the same time'' with the Beagle Boys and Theodore, his group of Rough Riders and the ''freakin' '' NAVY! When they face each other (almost destroying themselves in what would have been the greatest fight of ALL-TIME, they recognize each other and make peace with each other. All this because Theodore thought the "Scottish billionaire" was a foreign invader; and, finally, four years later, in "The Sharpie of Culebra Cut", which is basically about the Panama Canal [[ItMakesSenseInContext and a deal made by Scrooge's sisters involving a... teddy bear]]. Oh, and Scrooge and T.R. finally fight!
* The ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short "WesternAnimation/BallotBoxBunny" (1951), Bugs dresses up as Teddy and uses his motto "I speak softly, but I carry a BIG stick," to which Yosemite Sam replies, "Well, I speak ''LOOOUUUDLY,'' and I carry a ''BIIIIIGGER'' stick! [[BatterUp And I use it, too!]]"
* Another ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short, "Hillbilly Hare," references him: "And just who might you be?" "Well, ah might be Teddy Roosevelt, but ah ain't."
* The ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'' spinoff travel guide book, "Atlantis: Subterranean Tours" says Teddy was invited to Atlantis after the events of the film by Whitmore, who had established top secret trips to the lost city for celebrities, staff and colleagues of his.
* Doctor Robotnik/Eggman of the ''SonicTheHedgehog'' franchise began life as a parody drawing of T.R. His appearance is about all the good doctor shares with Roosevelt.
** But at least Robotnik is still a LargeHam.
* TR was featured in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTarzan''. He was portrayed as a squat, obese hothead who was taught by the cast that hunting animals is wrong.
* Likely [[WhatCouldHaveBeen would have]] appeared in ''{{Series/Deadwood}}'' had it not been canceled - the show's HistoricalDomainCharacter protagonist, Seth Bullock, was one of Teddy's [[HeterosexualLifePartners closest friends]].
* In the AlternateHistory work ''FightAndBeRight'', he becomes Governor of the American-protected Congo Free State.
* [[HarkAVagrant Russia, Japan, must you kill each other so?]] [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=54 We can negotiate! Or, if you want to, we can safari!]]
** [[TakeAThirdOption FUCK IT LET'S DO BOTH]]
* Creator/MartinScorsese has had a biopic of Roosevelt in DevelopmentHell for years now, with the intention of TR being played by LeonardoDiCaprio.
* ''Webcomic/{{Subnormality}}'' features a strip where two time-traveling neo-Nazis try to kill him. They fail, ''not'' because of HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct, but because Teddy [[MemeticBadass is about to chuck their car at them]].
** They also failed because they were trying to kill the [[FranklinDRoosevelt other Roosevelt]].
* At the end of ''Newsies,'' then New York Governor T.R. shows up at the end to aid the newsboys.
* Teddy went up against [[Film/LawrenceOfArabia T.E. Lawrence]] in the third season of ''DeadliestWarrior''. [[spoiler: He won.]]
* An oil lobbyist wanted to drill in his statue's head for oil in TheSimpsons episode "Mr. Lisa Wants to Go to Washington".
** Later decapitated in Itchy's gruesome tirade in "Itchy the Lucky Mouse in Manhattan Madness" in episode "The Day The Violence Died". Quite unfortunate for the Old Knickerbocker! But all in good humor!
** After so brutally beating up Teddy, the writers give him the proper respect he deserves in the episode "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" where Bart gets inspired by T.R. to dabble in his own badassery.
* He attended the clock inauguration ceremony in ''TheCuriousCaseOfBenjaminButton''.
* Theodore recently appeared in Deadpool Comics as an undead lighting super zombie summoned by a kilt wearing American patriot necromancer. He proceeded to get into fist fights with bears and get shot through the head. It took an elephant impaling him upon it's tusk and being connected to an electricity main to kill him.
* Is a regular host/anchor of ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.
-->'''Roosevelt:''' ''[[{{Catchphrase}} What's up, bitches?!]]''
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21st Jan '14 8:47:12 AM karstovich2
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*** Kermit's son, Kermit, Jr., is notable as one of the {{CIA}}'s early case officers, specializing in Middle Eastern affairs. He is most notable for directing Operation Ajax, which despite being one of the darker spots in American history was probably one of the ballsier and more ingenious plans ever put into action.

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*** Kermit's son, Kermit, Jr., is notable as one of the {{CIA}}'s early case officers, specializing in Middle Eastern affairs. He is most notable for directing Operation Ajax, Ajax (the 1953 overthrow of the elected government of Iran), which despite being one of the darker spots in American history was probably one of the ballsier and more ingenious plans ever put into action.
15th Jan '14 3:07:15 PM MarkLungo
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* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely AndrewJohnson and UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.

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* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely AndrewJohnson UsefulNotes/AndrewJohnson and UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.
9th Jan '14 7:22:20 PM nombretomado
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* Likely [[WhatCouldHaveBeen would have]] appeared in ''{{Deadwood}}'' had it not been canceled - the show's HistoricalDomainCharacter protagonist, Seth Bullock, was one of Teddy's [[HeterosexualLifePartners closest friends]].

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* Likely [[WhatCouldHaveBeen would have]] appeared in ''{{Deadwood}}'' ''{{Series/Deadwood}}'' had it not been canceled - the show's HistoricalDomainCharacter protagonist, Seth Bullock, was one of Teddy's [[HeterosexualLifePartners closest friends]].
9th Jan '14 3:53:32 PM MarkLungo
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->"Bully!"
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* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely AndrewJohnson and JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.

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* UnexpectedSuccessor: Really, his enemies should have seen it coming, considering that there had been previous Vice Presidents that were absolutely the LAST people their respective parties wanted in the Oval Office but got there anyway simply because the President croaked--namely AndrewJohnson and JohnTyler, UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, both of whom were still within living memory.



* Is a regular host/anchor of WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.

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* Is a regular host/anchor of WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.
9th Jan '14 5:33:36 AM LongLiveHumour
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Over the next four years, however, Roosevelt grew to dislike Taft and his governing (Taft drifted towards the conservative wing of the Republicans, while Teddy was of the liberal, Progressive wing), and decided to challenge him for the Republican nomination. When that didn't work, Roosevelt actually [[StartMyOwn formed his own political party]] (the Progressive Party, also known by the more badass name of the Bull Moose Party) so that he could run against Taft in the 1912 election. This wound up splitting the vote and allowing Woodrow Wilson to win the election (thus showing why third parties don't last long on the national stage), but Teddy did end up getting more votes than Taft -- the second and last time (not counting the spectacularly messed-up [[AbrahamLincoln election of 1860]]) that a third-party candidate placed second or higher in a US Presidential election. (Abraham Lincoln was elected in 1864 on the Union Party ticket, although that is also kinda messed up.[[note]]The Union Party was a temporary alliance of the Republican Party and pro-Lincoln "War Democrats," while the "official" Democratic Party was composed of the "Copperheads" in favor of a negotiated peace. Those familiar with Commonwealth history should recall Britain and Canada during WorldWarI. This change was forgotten almost as soon as the war ended.[[/note]])

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Over the next four years, however, Roosevelt grew to dislike Taft and his governing (Taft drifted towards the conservative wing of the Republicans, while Teddy was of the liberal, Progressive wing), and decided to challenge him for the Republican nomination. When that didn't work, Roosevelt actually [[StartMyOwn formed his own political party]] (the Progressive Party, also known by the more badass name of the Bull Moose Party) so that he could run against Taft in the 1912 election. This wound up splitting the vote and allowing Woodrow Wilson to win the election (thus showing why third parties don't last long on the national stage), but Teddy did end up getting more votes than Taft -- the second and last time (not counting the spectacularly messed-up [[AbrahamLincoln election of 1860]]) that a third-party candidate placed second or higher in a US Presidential election. (Abraham Lincoln was elected in 1864 on the Union Party ticket, although that is also kinda messed up.[[note]]The Union Party was a temporary alliance of the Republican Party and pro-Lincoln "War Democrats," while the "official" Democratic Party was composed of the "Copperheads" in favor of a negotiated peace. Those familiar with Commonwealth history should recall Britain and Canada during WorldWarI.UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. This change was forgotten almost as soon as the war ended.[[/note]])



In case it wasn't clear by now, he was made of pure, condensed {{Badass}}, and is often portrayed as ''[[MemeticBadass even more so than he already was]]''. ''Within his own lifetime'', historian Henry Adams ''[[BlasphemousBoast explicitly compared him to God]]''. In fiction, he is frequently portrayed as a LargeHam, in keeping with his [[BoisterousBruiser boisterous]] nature and public persona. At her wedding, his daughter Alice stated that "My father wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening." But she was giving as good as she got; Alice was a notorious handful: rambunctious, mischievous, and known to the press as "Princess Alice" due to her beauty and outgoing nature. Her father had once snarked, "I can either run the country, or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both." She would go on to become a Washington socialite/lobbyist whose razor wit, political savvy, and connections could build up or destroy any politician she set her sights on. Teddy also had a son whom he named Kermit ([[MoreInformationThanYouRequire THAT SHOWED HIM]]) who joined him on some of his expeditions. Teddy's grandson, Kermit Jr., would also have adventures, but as he was a {{CIA}} officer these tended to be rather more CloakAndDagger affairs that involved, among other things, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax overthrowing the democratically elected government of Iran and installing the Shah as an absolute monarch]]. Hey, it ''was'' the ColdWar!

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In case it wasn't clear by now, he was made of pure, condensed {{Badass}}, and is often portrayed as ''[[MemeticBadass even more so than he already was]]''. ''Within his own lifetime'', historian Henry Adams ''[[BlasphemousBoast explicitly compared him to God]]''. In fiction, he is frequently portrayed as a LargeHam, in keeping with his [[BoisterousBruiser boisterous]] nature and public persona. At her wedding, his daughter Alice stated that "My father wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening." But she was giving as good as she got; Alice was a notorious handful: rambunctious, mischievous, and known to the press as "Princess Alice" due to her beauty and outgoing nature. Her father had once snarked, "I can either run the country, or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both." She would go on to become a Washington socialite/lobbyist whose razor wit, political savvy, and connections could build up or destroy any politician she set her sights on. Teddy also had a son whom he named Kermit ([[MoreInformationThanYouRequire THAT SHOWED HIM]]) who joined him on some of his expeditions. Teddy's grandson, Kermit Jr., would also have adventures, but as he was a {{CIA}} officer these tended to be rather more CloakAndDagger affairs that involved, among other things, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax overthrowing the democratically elected government of Iran and installing the Shah as an absolute monarch]]. Hey, it ''was'' the ColdWar!
UsefulNotes/ColdWar!



*** His son, [[TheBrigadier Brigadier General]] Theodore Roosevelt Jr, landed on [[WorldWarII Utah Beach]] during the first wave of the Normandy Invasion... when he was [[BadassGrandpa 56]], and [[HandicappedBadass suffering from heart disease and arthritis]]. His actions on Utah Beach lead to him being posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, after dying of a heart attack a month later.

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*** His son, [[TheBrigadier Brigadier General]] Theodore Roosevelt Jr, landed on [[WorldWarII [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Utah Beach]] during the first wave of the Normandy Invasion... when he was [[BadassGrandpa 56]], and [[HandicappedBadass suffering from heart disease and arthritis]]. His actions on Utah Beach lead to him being posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, after dying of a heart attack a month later.



* DespairEventHorizon: Passed it when his [[ParentalFavoritism favorite and youngest son]], Quentin, was killed in WorldWarI. His health began to plummet immediately as the sheer force of will that almost literally held his body together began to fail.

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* DespairEventHorizon: Passed it when his [[ParentalFavoritism favorite and youngest son]], Quentin, was killed in WorldWarI.UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. His health began to plummet immediately as the sheer force of will that almost literally held his body together began to fail.



* SpanishAmericanWar: He was a major leader during the conflict.

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* SpanishAmericanWar: UsefulNotes/SpanishAmericanWar: He was a major leader during the conflict.



* In the ''{{Timeline-191}}'' AlternateHistory series by HarryTurtledove, Roosevelt is a main character in the original novel ''How Few Remain'' and in the subsequent ''Great War'' trilogy. In How Few Remain he funds and leads his own militia regiment (The Unauthorized Regiment) in rural Montana fighting against Canada in the Second Mexican War (Canada being allied to the Confederacy). In the Great War trilogy he is the (Democratic) President during WorldWarOne and he leads the Union to victory against the Confederacy (the Union fighting on the side of the Central Powers, and the Confederacy on the side of the Entente).

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* In the ''{{Timeline-191}}'' AlternateHistory series by HarryTurtledove, Roosevelt is a main character in the original novel ''How Few Remain'' and in the subsequent ''Great War'' trilogy. In How Few Remain he funds and leads his own militia regiment (The Unauthorized Regiment) in rural Montana fighting against Canada in the Second Mexican War (Canada being allied to the Confederacy). In the Great War trilogy he is the (Democratic) President during WorldWarOne UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne and he leads the Union to victory against the Confederacy (the Union fighting on the side of the Central Powers, and the Confederacy on the side of the Entente).
4th Jan '14 11:09:35 PM nombretomado
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* Is a regular host/anchor of EpicRapBattlesOfHistory News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.

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* Is a regular host/anchor of EpicRapBattlesOfHistory WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory News. Even though he only appears & speaks via still photographs/statues, he's in full-on MemeticBadass form.
28th Dec '13 6:34:51 PM MysteriousF
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Teddy was way ahead of his time when it came to a lot of social issues. While running for the presidency in 1912, he became the first major presidential nominee to support full suffrage for women, and he had supported equality for women since at least '''1880'''. He also defended three minority groups facing major discrimination during his time: Catholics, Jews, and blacks, and he appointed several men from those groups to federal offices. Roosevelt nominated the first Jew to the Cabinet, Oscar Straus as Secretary of Commerce and Labor. Booker T. Washington, the most important black leader of the time, met with Teddy in the White House in 1901, becoming the first African American invited to dinner at the White House. Sadly, the South did not take too kindly to this, and a lot of blacks were attacked by racist whites in the weeks after the dinner. However, he was deeply stuck in his own time on some issues, such as his racism for Native Americans (but he improved as time went by, if only because he used to hate them so much that any change of opinion was an improvement) and his vocal support of eugenics.
28th Nov '13 3:46:02 PM TypoKiller
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** Even Saved the existence of [[{{UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball}} football]]! The IvyLeague (specifically Harvard) was looking to ban the sport due to all of the injuries and fatalities from game, until Roosevelt mediated a set of rules between Harvard, Yale, and Princeton to make the game safer.

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** Even Saved And he saved the existence of [[{{UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball}} football]]! The IvyLeague (specifically Harvard) was looking to ban the sport due to all of the injuries and fatalities from game, until Roosevelt mediated a set of rules between Harvard, Yale, and Princeton to make the game safer.
25th Nov '13 5:10:06 AM darkjezter
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** HeartbrokenBadass: Roosevelt suffered through some truly heartbreaking personal tragedies in his life. See the DespairEventHorizon entry for more details.

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** HeartbrokenBadass: Roosevelt suffered through some truly heartbreaking personal tragedies in his life. See the the DespairEventHorizon entry and HeroicBSOD entries for more details.
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