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18th Jun '17 4:42:23 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* A ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' fanfic, aptly titled ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9525082/1/The-Birds-and-the-Bees The Birds and the Bees]]'', has an angry, sexually frustrated [[DrillSergeantNasty Keith Shadis]] being forced to give the 104th training squad a sex ed class, which is funny enough. What makes it hilarious is that most of the cadets are totally clueless about sex and reproduction.

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* A An ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' fanfic, aptly titled ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9525082/1/The-Birds-and-the-Bees The Birds and the Bees]]'', has an angry, sexually frustrated [[DrillSergeantNasty Keith Shadis]] being forced to give the 104th training squad a sex ed class, which is funny enough. What makes it hilarious is that most of the cadets are totally clueless about sex and reproduction.
18th Jun '17 4:28:18 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* In the Norwegian comic strip ComicStrip/Nemi, Nemi tells a boy she is babysitting facts about flowers and bees, because "his dad paid her to do so".[[note]]The Norwegian phrase is "the flowers and bees" instead of "birds"[[/note]]

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* In the Norwegian comic strip ComicStrip/Nemi, ComicStrip/{{Nemi}}, Nemi tells a boy she is babysitting facts about flowers and bees, because "his dad paid her to do so".[[note]]The Norwegian phrase is "the flowers and bees" instead of "birds"[[/note]]
11th Jun '17 10:44:31 PM angie710
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'''Type 2''': A humorous conversation in which the child proves to be far more versed in the subject than his/her parent, having already learned the Facts of Life from school, friends, and media. May end with the fascinated parents taking notes or interjecting "You can ''do'' that?" This subversion is common enough that it has become [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes a trope in itself]] (which makes this an UndeadHorseTrope).

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'''Type 2''': A humorous conversation in which the child proves to be far more versed in the subject than his/her parent, having already learned the Facts of Life from school, friends, and media.media, or even through firsthand experience. May end with the fascinated parents taking notes or interjecting "You can ''do'' that?" This subversion is common enough that it has become [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes a trope in itself]] (which makes this an UndeadHorseTrope).
4th Jun '17 5:00:13 AM Gaby007
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10793290/2/The-Unrelenting-Frozen-Seas-The-Journey The Unrelenting Frozen Seas: The Journey]]'', Thalia and Rhode accidentaly walk on a rather effusive couple and Zeus's daughter finds herself explaining the birds and the bees to her younger cousin. Rhode ends up grossed. Rhode endures a more detailed explaination from Chiron while a gleeful Mr D. basks in her horror. She swears she won't never sex ever after listening how you can catch some very nasty things.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10793290/2/The-Unrelenting-Frozen-Seas-The-Journey The Unrelenting Frozen Seas: The Journey]]'', Thalia and Rhode accidentaly accidentally walk on a rather effusive couple and Zeus's daughter finds herself explaining the birds and the bees to her younger cousin. Rhode ends up grossed. Rhode The girl later endures a more detailed explaination from Chiron while a gleeful Mr D. basks in her horror. She swears she won't never have sex ever after listening how you can catch some very nasty things.things.
* ''Fanfic/OfTheRiverAndTheSea'' has a very flustered [[DaughterOfAWhore seven-year-old Ryuishi]] being forced to explain the "swords and sheathes" to a nine-year-old Zabuza after his shisou utterly botched his attempt, leading the kid to believe [[LiteralMinded he impregnated Ryuishi by stabbing her with his training sword]]. Kisame laughs his ass off while listening - because if you're not in the Seduction Corps, Kiri will ''not'' give you any explanation.
1st Jun '17 9:05:02 AM RandomnessUnlimited
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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'', Mr. Cat tells [[TheFitz Stumpy]] that babies are made [[BlatantLies by not breathing for two days.]] Kaeloo attempts to give Stumpy the Talk, but he interrupts her and tries holding his nose to stop breathing.

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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'', Mr. Cat tells [[TheFitz [[TheDitz Stumpy]] that babies are made [[BlatantLies by not breathing for two days.]] Kaeloo attempts to give Stumpy the Talk, but he interrupts her and tries holding his nose to stop breathing.
31st May '17 4:22:56 PM StarTropes
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** "The Apple" shows that Spock still doesn't like talking about such things.
28th May '17 12:41:02 PM Eddy1215
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'''Kig Julien:''' Oh really, Mr Smarty-Booty? And where do you think JJ will hatch from, if not from an egg? (''sips drink'')\\

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'''Kig '''King Julien:''' Oh really, Mr Smarty-Booty? And where do you think JJ will hatch from, if not from an egg? (''sips drink'')\\



'''Kig Julien:''' (''{{spit take}}'') Do not gross me out with nonsense, Maurice!

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'''Kig '''King Julien:''' (''{{spit take}}'') Do not gross me out with nonsense, Maurice!
17th May '17 2:43:29 PM Shadoboy
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-->'''Dwarf 1:''' And that's where little Dwarves come from.\\
'''Dwarf 2:''' Ewwwwwww...

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-->'''Dwarf 1:''' And 1:''' ...and that's where little how baby Dwarves come from.are made.\\
'''Dwarf 2:''' Ewwwwwww...Eugh...!
17th May '17 2:20:24 PM Shadoboy
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** A similar joke has the mother telling the son that in their honeymoon he should do that thing dogs do in the street. So that night he proceeds to raise his leg and pee on her.
15th May '17 8:33:44 PM NegiSpongie
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* ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird'', Puss tries to give Shrek the talk after finding out that Fiona is pregnant.
--> '''Shrek:''' How did this happen?
--> '''Puss:''' Allow me to explain. You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.
--> '''Shrek:''' I know how it happened. I just can't believe it.
--> '''Donkey:''' ''(to Puss)'' How does it happen?
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