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17th Sep '17 10:28:14 PM Gamermaster
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* ''Manga/UQHolder'': During a rather blatant attempt by Kirie to get Touta to sleep with her, it's finally revealed that Touta has no idea what sex is, nor where babies come from. {{Justified}} in that, despite having a 14 year old body, he's actually only 3 or 4 years old in reality. Kirie, frustrated, spends the rest of the night educating Touta on the subject (not a euphemism, she gets out a blackboard and starts teaching him as though in a classroom).

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* ''Manga/UQHolder'': During a rather blatant attempt by Kirie to get Touta to sleep with her, it's finally revealed that Touta has no idea what sex is, nor where babies come from. {{Justified}} in that, despite having a 14 year old body, he's actually only 3 or 4 years old in reality. Kirie, frustrated, spends the rest of the night educating Touta on the subject (not a euphemism, she gets out a blackboard and starts teaching him as though in a classroom). [[spoiler:And when that fails to work, [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments she just pulls up some porn on pay-per-view to show him]].]]



* ''Webcomic/AkiChansLife'': When Misato is revealed to be pregnant, the heated argument that breaks out is interrupted When the titular Aki arrives at the table wanting to know what everyone's talking about. Asuka uses the opportunity to drag Misato to another room for some "Girl talk", leaving ''Shinji'' the job of explaining to a 4-year old about the birds and the bees. Turns out to be a bad idea since Shinji, [[NoSocialSkills being]] [[{{Adorkable}} Shinji]], botches it and Aki runs into the room a few minutes later asking if [[spoiler: Kaji]] made Misato eat a baby. Asuka decides to take over after that.

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* ''Webcomic/AkiChansLife'': When Misato is revealed to be pregnant, the heated argument that breaks out is interrupted When when the titular Aki arrives at the table wanting to know what everyone's talking about. Asuka uses the opportunity to drag Misato to another room for some "Girl talk", leaving ''Shinji'' the job of explaining to a 4-year old about the birds and the bees. Turns out to be a bad idea since Shinji, [[NoSocialSkills being]] [[{{Adorkable}} Shinji]], botches it and Aki runs into the room a few minutes later asking if [[spoiler: Kaji]] made Misato eat a baby. Asuka decides to take over after that.
9th Sep '17 6:43:40 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* A child goes to his father and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?" The father thinks to himself "well, the time has finally come I guess", takes a deep breath, and launches into a deep, long-winded explanation of the entire thing: men's and women's body parts, the physical aspects of the act, pregnancy, childbirth, the whole lot. After he's done, he asks his wide-eyed son "Why did you ask all of a sudden?" The boy answers"Because Mummy said she'll be ready to go out in a few of them."[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke "secs" i.e seconds]][[/note]]

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* A child goes to his father and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?" The father thinks to himself "well, the time has finally come I guess", takes a deep breath, and launches into a deep, long-winded explanation of the entire thing: men's and women's body parts, the physical aspects of the act, pregnancy, childbirth, the whole lot. After he's done, he asks his wide-eyed son "Why did you ask all of a sudden?" The boy answers"Because answers "Because Mummy said she'll be ready to go out in a few of them."[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke "secs" i.e seconds]][[/note]]
24th Aug '17 6:15:56 AM RedScharlach
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* Spoofed in an episode of ''Series/AlexiSaylesStuff'', in the middle of a recreation of the police show ''Series/JulietBravo'': One (grown-up) police officer apparently doesn't understand what "women" are, so his female superior calls in another couple of officers to explain "the birds and the bees". This consist of the two officers, wearing bird and bee costumes over their uniforms, performing the following dialogue, woodenly, reading from their notebooks:

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* Spoofed in an episode of ''Series/AlexiSaylesStuff'', ''Alexei Sayle's Stuff'', in the middle of a recreation of the police show ''Series/JulietBravo'': One (grown-up) police officer apparently doesn't understand what "women" are, so his female superior calls in another couple of officers to explain "the birds and the bees". This consist of the two officers, wearing bird and bee costumes over their uniforms, performing the following dialogue, woodenly, reading from their notebooks:



* The ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "A Good Man Goes to War" has one given to, of all people, [[CelibateHero the Doctor]] -- and not about his own sexual exploits, but that of Rory and Amy. You'd think after nine-hundred-odd years he'd know about it, and he certainly seems to understand the general idea, but it sure takes him a long time to realise what Madame Vastra was telling him about.
-->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby...''begin''?\\

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* The ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "A Good Man Goes to War" has one given to, of all people, [[CelibateHero the Doctor]] -- and not about his own sexual exploits, but that those of Rory and Amy. You'd think after nine-hundred-odd years he'd know about it, and he certainly seems to understand the general idea, but it sure takes him a long time to realise what Madame Vastra was telling him is talking about.
-->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby... ''begin''?\\



** Excellently spoofed: Martin steels himself to tell Jeremy The Facts of Life and is hugely relieved when Jeremy says, "Dad, I know all this. We learned it at school." Martin smiles and relaxes, calmly asking if Jeremy has any questions. "Yeah, what's cunnilingus?" Cut to man falling from a building with a horrified scream. Followed immediately by a series of equally direct questions, with similar clips as "responses".

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** Excellently spoofed: Martin steels himself to tell Jeremy The the Facts of Life and is hugely relieved when Jeremy says, "Dad, I know all this. We learned it at school." Martin smiles and relaxes, calmly asking if Jeremy has any questions. "Yeah, what's cunnilingus?" Cut to man falling from a building with a horrified scream. Followed immediately by a series of equally direct questions, with similar clips as "responses".



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}'': Despite being set in a universe where [[DeliveryStork Delivery Storks]] exist, it's still an awkward question when Nate asks his parents where they got him. This is because the storks stopped delivering babies 18 years ago so he was made the old fashioned way, which makes his parents dance around the question.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}'': Despite being set in a universe where [[DeliveryStork Delivery Storks]] exist, it's still an awkward question when Nate asks his parents where they got him. This is because the storks stopped delivering babies 18 years ago so he was made the old fashioned old-fashioned way, which makes his parents dance around the question.
20th Aug '17 3:33:52 AM TimeLordVictorious
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* In one episode of ''Series/ImpracticalJokers'', Q had to give a lecture about the birds and the bees to a class full of students [[spoiler: ...only to find out that he was lied to, and he instead has to give the lecture to ''his parents'']].
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14th Aug '17 4:45:35 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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--->'''Nemi:''' Broccoli is actually a flower, but that's not to say that you can give a girl broccoli. We prefer roses.

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--->'''Nemi:''' -->'''Nemi:''' Broccoli is actually a flower, but that's not to say that you can give a girl broccoli. We prefer roses.



* In the last book of''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar The Collegium Chronicles]]''. Herald Jakyr asks Mags about his relationship with Amily and is prepared to give him some form of TheTalk. Mags explains that he knows the basics, but has no clue about how to make it pleasurable for Amily. Herald Jakyr, realizing that his planned speech is useless, then proceeds to explain to Mags (who is horribly embarrassed by this) how to go about doing exactly that.

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* In the last book of''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar of ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar The Collegium Chronicles]]''. Herald Jakyr asks Mags about his relationship with Amily and is prepared to give him some form of TheTalk. Mags explains that he knows the basics, but has no clue about how to make it pleasurable for Amily. Herald Jakyr, realizing that his planned speech is useless, then proceeds to explain to Mags (who is horribly embarrassed by this) how to go about doing exactly that.



* ''TheClevelandShow'' had an episode where Cleveland tries to give the Talk to his son Junior. When he asks his son if he knows where babies come from, Junior first starts off saying that it comes from a "special hug", then suddenly launches into an ''extremely'' explicit detailed description that gets bleeped out, and ends with "---but thats only if you have one of those special swings", then giggles and walks off. Cleveland can only solemny respond "I need to live more..."

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* ''TheClevelandShow'' had an episode where Cleveland tries to give the Talk to his son Junior. When he asks his son if he knows where babies come from, Junior first starts off saying that it comes from a "special hug", then suddenly launches into an ''extremely'' explicit detailed description that gets bleeped out, and ends with "---but "--but thats only if you have one of those special swings", then giggles and walks off. Cleveland can only solemny respond "I need to live more..."
4th Aug '17 11:50:52 AM angie710
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* [[https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1893404694255204/?hc_ref=ARRGPe3VjXyjBTLhQxNvEtFMRZ_6Jn92Dghn9O6c6OI6KogwszONSBn2HAvF-iD9B0M This]] PublicServiceAnnouncement from porn actress Monique Alexander, telling parents to talk to their kids about sex (and how [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} porn]] doesn't portray it realistically), or else kids will be getting their lessons from Internet porn. (Which doesn't teach them about how sex actually works, or birth control, or healthy relationships, or consent, or positive body image, or treating women with respect.)

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* [[https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1893404694255204/?hc_ref=ARRGPe3VjXyjBTLhQxNvEtFMRZ_6Jn92Dghn9O6c6OI6KogwszONSBn2HAvF-iD9B0M This]] PublicServiceAnnouncement from porn actress Monique Alexander, telling parents to talk to their kids about sex (and how [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} porn]] doesn't portray it realistically), or else kids will be getting their lessons from Internet porn. (Which doesn't teach them about how sex actually works, or birth control, or STI prevention, or healthy relationships, or consent, or positive body image, or treating women with respect.)
4th Aug '17 11:49:59 AM angie710
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[[https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1893404694255204/?hc_ref=ARRGPe3VjXyjBTLhQxNvEtFMRZ_6Jn92Dghn9O6c6OI6KogwszONSBn2HAvF-iD9B0M This]] PublicServiceAnnouncement from porn actress Monique Alexander, telling parents to talk to their kids about sex (and how [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} porn]] doesn't portray it realistically), or else kids will be getting their lessons from Internet porn. (Which doesn't teach them about how sex actually works, or birth control, or healthy relationships, or consent, or positive body image, or treating women with respect.)

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* [[https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1893404694255204/?hc_ref=ARRGPe3VjXyjBTLhQxNvEtFMRZ_6Jn92Dghn9O6c6OI6KogwszONSBn2HAvF-iD9B0M This]] PublicServiceAnnouncement from porn actress Monique Alexander, telling parents to talk to their kids about sex (and how [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} porn]] doesn't portray it realistically), or else kids will be getting their lessons from Internet porn. (Which doesn't teach them about how sex actually works, or birth control, or healthy relationships, or consent, or positive body image, or treating women with respect.)
4th Aug '17 11:49:30 AM angie710
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[[https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1893404694255204/?hc_ref=ARRGPe3VjXyjBTLhQxNvEtFMRZ_6Jn92Dghn9O6c6OI6KogwszONSBn2HAvF-iD9B0M This]] PublicServiceAnnouncement from porn actress Monique Alexander, telling parents to talk to their kids about sex (and how [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} porn]] doesn't portray it realistically), or else kids will be getting their lessons from Internet porn. (Which doesn't teach them about how sex actually works, or birth control, or healthy relationships, or consent, or positive body image, or treating women with respect.)
12th Jul '17 5:32:50 PM Boskas
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* A ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketch has [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Master Splinter]] teaching his wards about sex, but the turtles get their biology confused when they ant to have sex with April.

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* A ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketch has [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Master Splinter]] teaching his wards about sex, but the turtles get their biology confused when they ant want to have sex with April.
10th Jul '17 11:49:56 AM Linda58
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** In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', [[TheSmartGuy Mordin]] gives Shepard a talk, which varies depending on who he/she is romancing. They're all mostly about how to do it safely with [[PowerPerversionPotential biotics]] or [[InterspeciesRomance other species]], which mixed with Mordin's SesquipedalianLoquaciousness and MotorMouth tendencies are all pretty funny to listen to. He actually gives useful info as well, not just comic relief. For example, romancing Garrus causes a warning that ingesting turian... fluids... will probably result in a possibly fatal allergic reaction due to it being made of dextro-amino acids, while romancing Tali has a warning about being careful because, coupled with incompatible amino acids, along with the IllGirl that defines all quarians, having a passionate night could potentially ''kill'' her.

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** In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', [[TheSmartGuy Mordin]] gives Shepard a talk, which varies depending on who he/she is romancing. They're all mostly about how to do it safely with [[PowerPerversionPotential biotics]] or [[InterspeciesRomance other species]], which mixed with Mordin's SesquipedalianLoquaciousness and MotorMouth tendencies are all pretty funny to listen to. If you're romancing a [[MindOverMatter biotic]] he'll give you a book detailing [[PowerPerversionPotential "create use of mass effect fields"]] (if you're biotic this is even funnier). He actually gives useful info as well, not just comic relief. For example, romancing Garrus causes a warning that ingesting turian... fluids... will probably result in a possibly fatal allergic reaction due to it being made of dextro-amino acids, while romancing Tali has a warning about being careful because, coupled with incompatible amino acids, along with the IllGirl that defines all quarians, having a passionate night could potentially ''kill'' her. If you're romancing Thane, he'll warn you that oral contact with his skin can cause hallucinations.
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