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2nd Dec '16 5:10:37 PM JMQwilleran
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* ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' - Dory gets confused during a conversation of parents and starts to give a group of children a version of this, but is quickly cut off.
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4th Nov '16 1:08:11 PM Tacitus
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'''Tristan:''' No, I don't! I want to have sex with her! Oh...That's what you meant.

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'''Tristan:''' No, I don't! I want to have sex with her! Oh...That's Oh, that's what you meant.
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* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''
** It even turns up here, of all things, as Joel sometimes has to field "what are they doing?" (in the movie) questions from the 'Bots. ("They're sharing secrets" is his usual reply.) However, Crow and Servo's PingPongNaivete on the topic may be a sign they're just making Joel feel awkward for the fun of it.
** One episode ends with Pearl giving "the talk" to Bobo.
** In "Parts: The Clonus Horror", Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy try to give "the talk" to some Space Children.

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* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''
** It even turns up here, of all things, as Joel
In ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', sometimes has to field "what the 'bots ask Joel what the characters in a romantic scene are they doing?" (in the movie) questions from the 'Bots. ("They're sharing secrets" is doing, to his usual reply.) However, reply of "They're sharing secrets." Given Crow and Servo's PingPongNaivete on the topic may be a sign topic, they're probably just making Joel feel awkward for the fun of it.
** One episode ends with Pearl starting to explain things to Bobo after he finds some interesting "balloons" in a men's room vending machine.
** A host segment during the episode covering ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E11PartsTheClonusHorror Parts: The Clonus Horror]]'' had the Mads
giving "the talk" to Bobo.
** In "Parts: The Clonus Horror", Pearl, Bobo
a trio of superpowered Space Children. Pearl rambles on and bitterly about her own failed relationships, Brain Guy try to give "the talk" to some Space Children.gives a surprisingly poetic description of love [[StrawVulcan before denouncing the emotion as unnecessary]], and Professor Bobo's advice is... questionable, since it's geared towards Ape Man mating rituals.
--->'''Bobo:''' You're gonna get kicked in the face, that's always part of it... just grab one leg and hold on tight!



-->'''Burt:''' Believe me, I want to do this even less than you do. This is gonna suck for both of us. But we will get through it together, and we will both be better men because of it.\\
Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.
:: Made even better by the fact that Kurt's first reaction is to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments stick his fingers in his ears and start singing.]] Made even worse by the fact that Kurt had actually asked his dad to do some research so that they could ''have'' this kind of talk. In the episode right before this. [[NegativeContinuity Continuity? What continuity?]]

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-->'''Burt:''' Believe me, I want to do this even less than you do. This is gonna suck for both of us. But we will get through it together, and we will both be better men because of it.\\
[...] Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.
:: ** Made even better by the fact that Kurt's first reaction is to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments stick his fingers in his ears and start singing.]] Made even worse by the fact that Kurt had actually asked his dad to do some research so that they could ''have'' this kind of talk. In the episode right before this. [[NegativeContinuity Continuity? What continuity?]]



** Subverted in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers", where the parents think the children have watched a wild porn film, and seemingly out of the blue explain groupsex, urine fetishism, etc. to the increasingly aghast children. This is because of an earlier scene where they tried to deliver a more traditional version of "the talk" to Token (who ''did'' see the film). When they're done talking about the things a man and a woman do when they're in love, he says, "And when the woman has four penises in her at once, then stands up and pees all over the men... is that love? Five midgets, spanking a man covered in Thousand Island dressing... is that love?"
** In an episode from the previous season, the parents in town had voted to include Sex Ed in the school curriculum because they were too uncomfortable giving The Talk to their kids. It turned into a disaster because Mr. Mackey knew next to nothing about sex, Mrs. Choksondik opted for ScareEmStraight without actually explaining what sex is and Mr. Garrison (the ''kindergarten'' teacher at that time) is a total pervert who teaches the kids exotic sex positions and how to put a condom on with your mouth.

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** In one episode, the parents in town vote to include Sex Ed in the school curriculum because they are too uncomfortable giving The Talk to their kids. It turned into a disaster because Mr. Mackey knew next to nothing about sex, Mrs. Choksondik opted for ScareEmStraight without actually explaining what sex is, and Mr. Garrison is a total pervert who tried to teach a class of kindergartners about exotic sex positions and how to put a condom on with your mouth.
** Subverted in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers", where in which the town's parents think the are afraid their children have watched seen a wild porn film, and seemingly out of the blue explain groupsex, urine fetishism, etc. to the increasingly aghast children. This is because of an earlier scene where film. When they tried to deliver learn Token saw the tape, they try a more traditional version of "the talk" to Token (who ''did'' see the film). When they're done talking about the things "when a man and a woman do when they're in love, he says, love each other" sort of talk, only for him to snap out of his HeroicBSOD to ask "And when the woman has four penises in her at once, then stands up and pees all over the men... is that love? Five midgets, spanking a man covered in Thousand Island dressing... is that love?"
** In an
love?" So at the end of the episode from when they catch up to the previous season, rest of the kids, who did ''not'' see the film, the parents in town had voted to include Sex Ed in out of the school curriculum because they were too uncomfortable giving The Talk blue start trying to their kids. It turned into a disaster because Mr. Mackey knew next to nothing about explain group sex, Mrs. Choksondik opted for ScareEmStraight without actually explaining what sex is urine fetishism, etc. to the children's' shock and Mr. Garrison (the ''kindergarten'' teacher at that time) is a total pervert who teaches the kids exotic sex positions and how to put a condom on with your mouth. horror.


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--->'''Narrator:''' And now for the honeymoon!\\
'''Kids:''' (''cries of disgust'')\\
'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' (''deadpan'') She's faking it.
26th Oct '16 6:48:13 AM FelipeXicao
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** Also done by Steven to Peridot in "Log Date 7 15 2", when she asks about the two characters making out in the video they are watching.
--->'''Steven:''' My dad told me that in certain stages in your life...
17th Oct '16 3:51:01 PM bobwolf
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}'': Despite being set in a universe where [[DeliveryStork Delivery Storks]] exist, it's still an awkward question when Nate asks his parents where they got him. This is because the storks stopped delivering babies 18 years ago so he was made the old fashioned way, which makes his parents dance around the question.
15th Oct '16 10:23:15 AM SantosLHalper
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** [[http://kaen-daughter-of-loki.tumblr.com/post/62375354972 This tumblr post]], in which Fire Lord Ozai attempts to explain reproduction to Zuko and Azula. [[TheCaligula Ozai]] being [[AxCrazy Ozai]], it doesn't go well.

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** [[http://kaen-daughter-of-loki.tumblr.com/post/62375354972 This tumblr post]], in which Fire Lord Ozai attempts to explain reproduction to Zuko and Azula. [[TheCaligula [[EvilOverlord Ozai]] being [[AxCrazy Ozai]], it doesn't go well.
12th Oct '16 8:44:38 PM MagnusForce
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* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' had Beezy going to Lucius to ask for a pet. Lucius assumes he's asking for this and proceeds to demonstrate it with two dolls before being interrupted.

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* An episode of In the ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' had "Pet Rocky", Beezy going goes to his dad Lucius to ask for a pet. Lucius assumes he's asking for this and proceeds to demonstrate it with take out two dolls and make them kiss each other before being interrupted.interrupted by reality.
1st Oct '16 11:07:57 AM DaibhidC
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** Subverted in ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'' when the ancient Arch-Wizard Albert tells the title character that "... there's some things a lad ought to be tole before he's sixteen." Mort is about to explain that he ''already'' knows about The Talk, but then Albert clarifies he wasn't talking about that.
** CallBack in ''Discworld/SoulMusic'', when Albert has a very similar conversation with Mort's daughter, Susan.
** Whenever the subject comes up, Tiffany Aching comments that she knows about this already because of her numerous older sisters. She also witnessed her brother's birth, since nobody bothered to send her away. Don't forget she was born on a sheep farm. She knows about the... red bags of chalk tied to the rams.
** In ''Discworld/IShallWearMidnight'', Tiffany finds herself having to ''give'' The Talk to Letitia, who doesn't believe her.

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** Subverted in ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'' when the ancient Arch-Wizard Albert tells the title character that "... there's some things a lad ought to be tole before he's sixteen." Mort is about to explain that he ''already'' knows about The Talk, but then Albert clarifies he wasn't talking about that.
** CallBack in ''Discworld/SoulMusic'', when Albert has a very similar conversation with Mort's daughter, Susan.
** Whenever the subject comes up, Tiffany Aching comments that she knows about this already because of her numerous older sisters. She also witnessed her brother's birth, since nobody bothered to send her away. Don't forget she was born on a sheep farm. She knows about the... red bags of chalk tied to the rams.
** In ''Discworld/IShallWearMidnight'', Tiffany finds herself having to ''give'' give The Talk to Letitia, who doesn't believe her.


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* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** Subverted in ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'' when the ancient Arch-Wizard Albert tells the title character that "... there's some things a lad ought to be tole before he's sixteen." Mort is about to explain that he ''already'' knows about The Talk, but then Albert clarifies he wasn't talking about that.
** CallBack in ''Discworld/SoulMusic'', when Albert has a very similar conversation with Mort's daughter, Susan.
** Whenever the subject comes up, Tiffany Aching comments that she knows about this already because of her numerous older sisters. She also witnessed her brother's birth, since nobody bothered to send her away. Don't forget she was born on a sheep farm. She knows about the... red bags of chalk tied to the rams.
1st Oct '16 11:05:55 AM DaibhidC
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31st Aug '16 2:28:59 PM drakensis
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-->"I solemnly swear... no boy touches my unclad body... until I am at least sixteen... Is that sixteen counting from November?" I asked, realising a slight possible conflict between what I was reciting and my actual circumstances. Sixteen years from the date of my creation would be after Will's twenty-ninth birthday.
"Let's count that as your thirteenth birthday, Hope. Mind you, I wouldn't be upset if you waited a good bit more than three years, but that's all I'm insisting on."

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-->"I solemnly swear... no boy touches my unclad body... until I am at least sixteen... Is that sixteen counting from November?" I asked, realising a slight possible conflict between what I was reciting and my actual circumstances. Sixteen years from the date of my creation would be after Will's twenty-ninth birthday.
birthday.\\
"Let's count that as your thirteenth birthday, Hope. Mind you, I wouldn't be upset if you waited a good bit more than three years, but that's all I'm insisting on.""\\
31st Aug '16 2:28:08 PM drakensis
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* ''Fanfic/AnAstralDropInHeatherfield'' has Susan deliver "The Talk" to Hope who then swears an oath.
-->"I solemnly swear... no boy touches my unclad body... until I am at least sixteen... Is that sixteen counting from November?" I asked, realising a slight possible conflict between what I was reciting and my actual circumstances. Sixteen years from the date of my creation would be after Will's twenty-ninth birthday.
"Let's count that as your thirteenth birthday, Hope. Mind you, I wouldn't be upset if you waited a good bit more than three years, but that's all I'm insisting on."
"For the next three years, then... and either you or Will gives me a second opinon... cross my heart..." Mom stopped me and moved my hand through what was apparently the proper way of doing that. "...and hope to die."\\
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