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8th Feb '16 2:16:26 PM AjWargo
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** Later on, you race against Eggman on Speed Highway... And he actually doesn't cheat.
8th Feb '16 11:26:02 AM DPsycho
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*** A shield to block ''everything'' that can last as long as the AI wants. They can't do anything while its active, but since they don't need to guard or gather energy, and they have other attack buffs (see below) this just means that the player is lulled into gathering energy so the computer can attack at a moment's notice. *** Special moves can be spammed at no energy cost, meaning gathered Ki is only used for their ultimate attacks. They can also be done repeatedly, interrrupting each other, and with no lag. For example, Broly's giant ball projectile, the strongest projectile in the game, that when spammed can Wombo Combo even another Broly.
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*** A shield to block ''everything'' that can last as long as the AI wants. They can't do anything while its it's active, but since they don't need to guard or gather energy, and they have other attack buffs (see below) below), this just means that the player is lulled into gathering energy so the computer can attack at a moment's notice. *** Special moves can be spammed at no energy cost, meaning gathered Ki is only used for their ultimate attacks. They can also be done repeatedly, interrrupting interrupting each other, and with no lag. For example, Broly's giant ball projectile, the strongest projectile in the game, that when spammed can Wombo Combo even another Broly.

*** Instant teleportation to wherever is directly behind where you're attacking, as soon as you release that attack. Even without this, the characters can move faster than any other character in the game.
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*** Instant teleportation to wherever is the space directly behind where you're attacking, as soon as you release that attack. Even without this, the characters can move faster more quickly than any other character in the game.
8th Feb '16 11:12:38 AM DPsycho
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** Lu FUCKING Bu! Everytime he appears you can only think "I'm doomed!", as he takes down your allies one by one. But when you get to play as him... He's not that strong. Yet he is ALWAYS the strongest one when used by the CPU.
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** Lu FUCKING Bu! Everytime Every time he appears you can only think "I'm doomed!", as he takes down your allies one by one. But when you get to play as him... He's not that strong. Yet he is ALWAYS the strongest one when used by the CPU.
8th Feb '16 11:10:27 AM DPsycho
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*** DW8E Is actually pretty fair. but it does do a lot to keep you from winning in anything except battle. Using your various strategies and tactics out of battle will never cause a kingdom to collapse even when it should, such as using isolate to cause the ruler to remove every single officer under him will only cause him to take on a free officer for the sake of having more than one character in the A.I. kingdom. Otherwise the game is pretty good about not giving the computer access to anything that will give them an unwarranted advantage.
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*** DW8E Is actually pretty fair. but it does do a lot to keep you from winning in anything except battle. Using your various strategies and tactics out of battle will never cause a kingdom to collapse even when it should, such as using should. Using isolate to cause the ruler to remove every single officer under him will only cause him to take on a free officer for the sake of having more than one character in the A.I. kingdom. Otherwise Otherwise, the game is pretty good about not giving the computer access to anything that will give them an unwarranted advantage.
8th Feb '16 11:08:33 AM DPsycho
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*** DW6E makes enemies never not have the troops they need. Even if you taunt them for years at a time. The only time it will be ungodly unfair in your favor is if your officers are several levels above theirs.
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*** DW6E makes has enemies never not have lack the troops they need. Even if you taunt them for years at a time. The only time it will be ungodly unfair in your favor is if your officers are several levels above theirs.
8th Feb '16 11:06:46 AM DPsycho
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*** DW4E gives you a maximum of 10 officers and 10 Lieutenants. Your enemies? 3 officers and 3 Lieutenants for every territory they have. On the flip side, you never lose your officer maximum. even i you're down to one territory.
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*** DW4E gives you a maximum of 10 officers and 10 Lieutenants. Your enemies? 3 officers and 3 Lieutenants for every territory they have. On the flip side, you never lose your officer maximum. even i if you're down to one territory.
8th Feb '16 11:01:49 AM DPsycho
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*** Also, musou generals. These characters, the original cast of the dynasty warriors game from 5, don't show up normally. But when they do, they are difficult. They use their original movesets, which aside from a few choice weapons are impossible for players, and they have ungodly stats. They have high health, high defense, high attack, high damage. This makes them capable of killing all but tanks in one or two hits. Additionally, they have high flinch resistance, which means you can't prevent them from attacking by knocking them around. This makes them very hard to defeat without using a weapon with a build designed around it. This would be much worse if not for, again, the fact that they only show up on special occasions. Thankfully, unlike players, you only have to beat them once in a match. After that, they're gone for good.
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*** Also, musou generals. These characters, the original cast of the dynasty warriors game from 5, don't show up normally. But when they do, they are difficult. They use their original movesets, which aside is (aside from a few choice weapons are weapons) impossible for players, and they have ungodly stats. They have high health, high defense, high attack, high damage. This makes them capable of killing all but tanks in one or two hits. Additionally, they have high flinch resistance, which means you can't prevent them from attacking by knocking them around. This makes them very hard to defeat without using a weapon with a build designed around it. This would be much worse if not for, again, the fact that they only show up on special occasions. Thankfully, unlike players, you only have to beat them once in a match. After that, they're gone for good.
8th Feb '16 11:00:06 AM DPsycho
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*** Also, musou generals. These characters don't show up normally, they are the original cast of the dynasty warriors game from 5, but when they do they are hard. They use their original movesets, and aside from a few choice weapons this is impossible for players, but they have ungodly stats. They have high health, high defense, high attack, high damage. This makes them hard, and capable of killing all but tanks in one or two hits. Then they have high flinch resistance, which means you can't prevent from attacking by knocking them around. This makes them very hard to defeat without using a weapon who's build is designed around around it. This would be much worse if not for, again, the fact that they only show up on special occasions. Thankfully, unlike players, you only have to beat them once in one match. After that, they're gone for good.
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*** Also, musou generals. These characters don't show up normally, they are characters, the original cast of the dynasty warriors game from 5, but don't show up normally. But when they do do, they are hard. difficult. They use their original movesets, and which aside from a few choice weapons this is are impossible for players, but and they have ungodly stats. They have high health, high defense, high attack, high damage. This makes them hard, and capable of killing all but tanks in one or two hits. Then Additionally, they have high flinch resistance, which means you can't prevent them from attacking by knocking them around. This makes them very hard to defeat without using a weapon who's with a build is designed around around it. This would be much worse if not for, again, the fact that they only show up on special occasions. Thankfully, unlike players, you only have to beat them once in one a match. After that, they're gone for good.
8th Feb '16 10:45:35 AM DPsycho
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*** Not to mention, the absolute pain in the ass that is [[BigBad Shao Kahn]]. Most of his attacks are unblockable, though he can block the player's attacks without actually needing to block with his arms. He is capable of unleashing health-bar killing attack strings that are unavoidable, unbreakable, and unblockable once started, and his X-ray attack can take out half of the player's health-bar. Add the fact that he is ''ridiculously fast'' and barely registers your character's attacks, and he's a boss who can take you out in a manner of seconds!
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*** Not to mention, the absolute pain in the ass that is [[BigBad Shao Kahn]]. Most of his attacks are unblockable, though he can block the player's attacks without actually needing to block with his arms. He is capable of unleashing health-bar killing attack strings that are unavoidable, unbreakable, and unblockable once started, and his X-ray attack can take out half of the player's health-bar. Add the fact that he is ''ridiculously fast'' and barely registers your character's attacks, and he's a boss who can take you out in a manner matter of seconds!
8th Feb '16 10:41:29 AM DPsycho
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** In ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'', Kano and Liu Kang could pull their special charging moves almost instantly, sometimes several times in the row. Liu Kang could do several bicycle attacks and then finish you with a combo. Kano could do his spinning attack twice, and sometimes when you were in mid-air.
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** In ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'', Kano and Liu Kang could pull their special charging moves almost instantly, sometimes several times in the row.succession. Liu Kang could do several bicycle attacks and then finish you with a combo. Kano could do his spinning attack twice, and sometimes when you were in mid-air.
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