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->''"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and my goal this year is to make the ultimate abridged series!"''

''The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya'', by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FullmetalChao FullmetalChao]], is an [[AbridgedSeries abridged series]] of the ''HaruhiSuzumiya'' anime. Much of the humor in this abridged series consists of mercilessly [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on all the tropes in the show, which is effective since the original anime was pretty {{troperiffic}} to begin with. It also includes some clever reinterpretations of the characters, such as making Yuki a ScaryBlackMan, and Itsuki a child molester.

Kyon, in this series, first meets Haruhi when she introduces herself to the class and announces that she aims to create the best abridged series ever. She then drags him along with her and forces him to help her with her project, starting by grouping together some other students to do voice work. Thus the SOS Brig-er, Evil Cookies Club is born.

[=FullmetalChao=] announced that the series would be put on a hiatus. A month after that on November 6th 2009, it came back where it left off. Indicated at the beginning of Episode 10, he explained it was because he was working on his ''ArcadeGamerFubuki'' one-shot, and was finally finished... when his computer crashed. As of June 2010, he has finished abridging the first season (except Episode 00/11, which he refuses to touch). Seven months after the season finale, he decided to call quits on the series - stating it would be a satire as opposed to an AbridgedSeries in his eyes, had he chose to make fun of Season 2, and that he didn't want to mock TheMovie. However, he has announced that short parodies and one shot videos with the characters will continue under the title ''Haruhi MENT.'' However in June 2012, he began to upload abridgements of Season 2.
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!!This work contains examples of:
* {{AcCENT Upon The Wrong SylLABle}}: The first three or so episodes has characters refer to Haruhi and Mikuru as "[=HaRUhi=]" and "[=MiKUru=]".
** The latter is normal in English speech ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVagqr5xYu4#t=2m23s the real dub does it]] despite pretty good pronunciations on every other name in the series), the former is not. Although, since Japanese accents with change in pitch rather than emphasis, any English accenting would be a necessary error of pragmatic translation.
* ActorAllusion: One in episodes 9 and 10 (it's rather poor though), and one in episode 11.
-->'''Itsuki''': * some of Vash's dialogue from ''{{Trigun}}''*
-->'''Kyon''': This guy has no future in voice acting. [cue pause: We luv you [[JohnnyYongBosch JYB]]!]
* AmbiguouslyGay: Itsuki was this in the original series, but the abridged series takes the "ambiguously" part out.
--> '''Itsuki:''' Now let me just take your hand...
--> '''Kyon:''' We get it, you're gay!
** Also:
--> '''Itsuki:''' Man, I guess you figured it out... I'm gay.
--> '''Kyon:''' I was talking about the fact that you're an esper.
--> '''Itsuki:''' Oh yeah, that too...
* BadassBaritone: Yuki.
* BadBadActing: Kyon's made up flashback in episode six.
* BittersweetEnding: His send-off video, announcing the official cancellation, moved lots of fans.
* BlackComedyRape
-->'''Haruhi:''' Note that the remainder of this episode will be shown in Implied Rape-o-vision!
* BlahBlahBlah: From episode three, when Yuki and Mikuru tell Kyon their backstories, and also in episode four.
-->''Cue Onscreen Text:'' '''[What Kyon Hears]'''
--> '''Haruhi:''' Blah, blah, blah. I'm a selfish jerk. Blah, blah, blah. Pay attention to me. Blah, blah, blah. I have delusions of godhood.
-->'''Kyon:''' Aaand delete [all the pictures of Mikuru].
-->'''Haruhi:''' Hey! That blackmail belongs to me!
-->'''Kyon:''' No. I refuse to be over-emasculated by a woman any longer.
--> ''Cue Text:'' '''[What Haruhi Hears]'''
--> Blah, blah, blah. I refuse to listen to what you say. Blah, blah, blah. I'm here to ruin your fun. Blah, blah, blah. I love plot.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: In Episode 13.
---> '''Haruhi:''' Any second aaaand... excellent! He's gone! Now, to break out the chains, whips, and the nuclear powered sombreros!
---> '''Mikuru:''' Wait! What was that last one?!
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Naturally.
--> '''Kyon:''' So, how are you today?
--> '''Mikuru:''' The camera is zoomed in on my face meaning I have something important to say!
--> '''Kyon:''' ...Stop ruining the moment.
** And in the last episode, Haruhi declares that she had broken through the fourth wall when Kyon notices that the umbrella belongs to...
--> '''Kyon''': Wait a minute... "Property of [=FullmetalChao=]. If found, please return back". You stole this from our writer and editor -
--> '''Haruhi''': I HAVE GONE THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL!!!
--> '''Kyon''': And you brought back an umbrella.
* BrickJoke: Partway through episode 7, the announcer mentions Haruhi has a fondness for kittens. Then, at the end:
--> '''Kyon''': Did I mention that I bought you a kitten?
--> '''Haruhi''': I'm happy now!
* CallingYourAttacks: [[SailorMoon "POT PRISM POWER!"]]
** Later redone as, [[CuteyHoney "ITSUKI FLASH"]]
** "Hopeless defence!"
* CasanovaWannabe: Kyon, though he refuses to admit it.
-->'''Yuki''': Cracka, this isn't hentai.You're not gonna get laid.
-->'''Kyon''': I'm gonna ignorantly ignore that statement.
* CatchPhrase: Yuki's "bitch", and "cracka".
--> '''Haruhi:''' "It must be hackers."
--> '''Yuki:''' "Or crackas."
** Itsuki's "Lulz".
*** "Go to hell, Itsuki."
** Kyon's "I hate you all."
*** Also, in response to Itsuki's personal space invasion, "Restraining orderrr..."
* ChainsawGood: Episode 3. Twice.
** Morning...
-->'''Haruhi:''' Yuki! Get my rusty chainsaw.
-->'''Yuki:''' Bitch.
-->'''*chainsaw revs up* '''
-->'''Narrator:''' One Chase Scene Later...
** And At the Library...
-->'''Kyon:''' YUKI! LEAVE!
-->'''Yuki:''' Book.
-->'''Kyon:''' There!
-->'''Yuki:''' Bitch.
-->'''Kyon:''' LEAVE!
-->'''Haruhi:''' LATE! CHAINSAW!
* ClusterBleepBomb: After Haruhi gets busted for handing out flyers in a PlayboyBunny costume, she uses one of these.
** And another one in the next episode, after they draw toothpicks for the second time and she and Kyon end up on separate teams once again.
* CombatPragmatist: In Episode Four [[spoiler:when Yuki shoots Ryoko offscreen with a shotgun]].
** Becomes a RunningGag in other shorter videos.
* CombatTentacles
-->'''Ryoko:''' Now... tentacles, anyone?
* CreepyMonotone: Ryoko.
* CurseCutShort: The intro to Episode seven.
* DancingTheme: "Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb!"
* DeadpanSnarker: Kyon, even more than he was originally.
* DeusExMachina: Kyon says this trope when giving the message to Yuki in order to return to the present.
* DissonantSerenity
-->'''Ryoko:''' I'm sorry, but there's no escape. That is... not until your guts are splattered against the wall!
* {{Expy}} - Most of the characters in [=FullmetalChao's=] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iye-b1OdD7Y&feature=player_profilepage 07-Ghost Abridged (Abridged)]]'' video are expies of the ''Haruhi Abridged'' characters.
* FauxAffablyEvil: Ryoko.
* {{Flanderization}}: Mikuru's high-pitched voice is deliberately exaggerated to the point where it's almost impossible to understand what she's saying half the time.
* [[HelloNurse Hello]] [[MrFanservice Male]] [[HelloNurse Nurse]]
* ItsAllAboutMe: Tsuruya's a main character. Treat her like a god.
* KickTheDog: Haruhi deliberately aims at Mikuru's head when practicing baseball, trying to "decapitate" her, in episode seven.
* {{Lolicon}}: Itsuki.
-->Yeah, Itsuki? This is Zeromaster: [[{{K-ON}} Yui's]] legal guardian.
-->''Cue Onscreen Text:'' '''[This Implies Itsuki is a Child Molester]'''
-->Stop sending your messages on her phone, or I'll get a restraining order.
* MagicalGirl: Itsuki "Sailor Pothead" Koizumi.
-->Smoking weed by moonlight
-->[[{{Lolicon}} Molesting lolis]] by daylight
-->Never running from a real fight
-->He is the one named [[SailorMoon Sailor Pothead]]
* [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPGs]]: WorldOfWarcraft is referenced occasionally, and Kyon is seen trying to play it at one point.
** In episode 4, Itsuki asks if Kyon plays WorldOfWarcraft:
-->Kyon: I'm more of a {{Runescape}} guy.
-->Itsuki: [[SeriousBusiness You're dead to me]].
** When Haruhi accepts the computer club's challenge in episode 12, Yuki decides she would rather go home and play ''VideoGame/{{Mabinogi}}''.
* OhGodWithTheVerbing: "Oh, sweet God, with the running!"
* PlotDevice:
-->'''Yuki:''' Here, have a plot device.
-->'''Kyon:''' Huh?
* PlotHole:
-->'''Kyon:''' Dear God, This plot is like Swiss cheese!
* RealityWarper
-->'''Yuki:''' Cracka, I have officially haxxored the universe.
-->'''Kyon:''' Wait, you mean...
-->'''Yuki:''' Action Replay.
* ScaryBlackMan: Yuki. And ''how''.
* ShoutOut: Among other things, there are lots of references to ''Teen Titans Abridged''.
** Not to mention that it practically shares a universe with ''[[{{K-OnTheAbridgedSeries}} K-On! The Abridged Series]]'' (for which Fullmetalchao does writing/voices as well). He mentioned that if he ever to adapts the ''Endless Eight'' arc, he'd let the cast of that show play the ''Abridged Haruhi'' characters for one episode.
*** The main characters of said abridged series are apparently members of Itsuki's group of [[SailorMoon Loli Scouts]].
*** In fact, Full Metal Chao voices Yui's Les Paul, Gitah... as a child molester... [[hottip:* :a role he absolutely ABHORS]], and later has a major role as Azusa.
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist "Tiny miniskirts!"]]
** "Itsuki, I swear to god, if you tell me to [[VideoGame/StarFox do a barrel roll]], ''I will cut you''."
-->'''Itsuki:''' Switching to All-Range Mode. Who's making Star Fox references now?
-->'''Kyon:''' Not the time, Itsuki.
** At one point, Haruhi mumbles "Sometimes, [[FanFic/SuzumiyaHaruhiNoSeitenkan I just wish I was a man...]]"
* SoundEffectBleep
** Subverted in the "Itsuki Flash" video. Kyon just out and out says what everyone watching is thinking.
-->'''Kyon:''' * staring in horror* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ... what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment just happened?]]
** Also subverted in Episode 12, when Kyon is listening to a certain LilyAllen song.
* SpiritualSuccessor: ''[=HaruhiMENT=]''
* StylisticSuck: Everyone's a bad actor in Kyon's mind.
* SurferDude: Itsuki.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
-->'''Haruhi:''' I am not jealous! I am not threatened by [Mikuru's] looks compared to mine!
* TalkingToHimself: The abridged "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes lampshade the fact that abridged Itsuki and Yukata have the same voice actor and sound almost exactly alike. The characters even refer to him as Itsuki's clone until he's revealed to be [[spoiler: VicMignogna]].
-->'''Yukata:''' Hey, dudes! Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!
-->'''Kyon:''' Why does he sound so familiar?
-->'''Itsuki:''' Hell, I dunno.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
-->'''Itsuki:''' Guess what?
-->'''Kyon:''' What?
-->'''Itsuki:''' Haruhi is destroying the world. [[WhileRomeBurns Again]]!
* {{Tsundere}}: Haruhi, of course.
* UncannyValleyGirl
-->'''Kyon:''' Are you trying to seduce me?
-->'''Ryoko:''' Noooo... I'm here to kill you!
* UnexplainedRecovery: Yuki was DrivenToSuicide due to [[GroundhogDayLoop Endless Eight]]:
-->'''[=FullmetalChao:=]''' Y-Yuki, What are you doing with your shotgun?
-->'''Yuki:''' I can't take it anymore, cracka. [[spoiler: 15,513 times is enough, goddammit!]]
-->''(Loads up shotgun and shoots herself)''
** Three days later, when Episode 8 came out:
-->'''Kyon:''' Wait, how are you alive?
-->'''Yuki:''' Magic.
-->'''Kyon:''' But--
-->'''Yuki:''' [[AWizardDidIt MAGIC]].
* VerbalTic: Much of Yuki's dialog is saying "bitch", often with nothing else.
** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] in Episodes five and six. Aversion Justified:
-->'''Kyon:''' Why didn't you say the line?
-->'''Yuki:''' I like to create drama.
* VocalEvolution: Itsuki sounds more like a [[TheStoner stoner]] in episodes 5 onward.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Very common, mainly in the form of complaints about the original show.
-->'''[Actual English Dialogue]'''
-->'''Yuki:''' I forgot to re-create the glasses.
-->'''Kyon:''' Actually, I think you look cuter without those things. I don't really have a glasses fetish anyway.
-->'''[/Actual English Dialogue]'''
-->'''Yuki:''' What the *bleep* you talkin' 'bout, cracka?
-->'''[Seriously... WTF?]'''
-->'''Kyon:''' I hate my script.
* YesMan: As Itsuki pointed out, he has no opinion of his own.
* YaoiFangirl: Haruhi writes yaoi crossovers on her fanfiction.net account.
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to:

->''"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and my goal this year is to make the ultimate abridged series!"''

''The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya'', by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FullmetalChao FullmetalChao]], is an [[AbridgedSeries abridged series]] of the ''HaruhiSuzumiya'' anime. Much of the humor in this abridged series consists of mercilessly [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on all the tropes in the show, which is effective since the original anime was pretty {{troperiffic}} to begin with. It also includes some clever reinterpretations of the characters, such as making Yuki a ScaryBlackMan, and Itsuki a child molester.

Kyon, in this series, first meets Haruhi when she introduces herself to the class and announces that she aims to create the best abridged series ever. She then drags him along with her and forces him to help her with her project, starting by grouping together some other students to do voice work. Thus the SOS Brig-er, Evil Cookies Club is born.

[=FullmetalChao=] announced that the series would be put on a hiatus. A month after that on November 6th 2009, it came back where it left off. Indicated at the beginning of Episode 10, he explained it was because he was working on his ''ArcadeGamerFubuki'' one-shot, and was finally finished... when his computer crashed. As of June 2010, he has finished abridging the first season (except Episode 00/11, which he refuses to touch). Seven months after the season finale, he decided to call quits on the series - stating it would be a satire as opposed to an AbridgedSeries in his eyes, had he chose to make fun of Season 2, and that he didn't want to mock TheMovie. However, he has announced that short parodies and one shot videos with the characters will continue under the title ''Haruhi MENT.'' However in June 2012, he began to upload abridgements of Season 2.
----
!!This work contains examples of:
* {{AcCENT Upon The Wrong SylLABle}}: The first three or so episodes has characters refer to Haruhi and Mikuru as "[=HaRUhi=]" and "[=MiKUru=]".
** The latter is normal in English speech ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVagqr5xYu4#t=2m23s the real dub does it]] despite pretty good pronunciations on every other name in the series), the former is not. Although, since Japanese accents with change in pitch rather than emphasis, any English accenting would be a necessary error of pragmatic translation.
* ActorAllusion: One in episodes 9 and 10 (it's rather poor though), and one in episode 11.
-->'''Itsuki''': * some of Vash's dialogue from ''{{Trigun}}''*
-->'''Kyon''': This guy has no future in voice acting. [cue pause: We luv you [[JohnnyYongBosch JYB]]!]
* AmbiguouslyGay: Itsuki was this in the original series, but the abridged series takes the "ambiguously" part out.
--> '''Itsuki:''' Now let me just take your hand...
--> '''Kyon:''' We get it, you're gay!
** Also:
--> '''Itsuki:''' Man, I guess you figured it out... I'm gay.
--> '''Kyon:''' I was talking about the fact that you're an esper.
--> '''Itsuki:''' Oh yeah, that too...
* BadassBaritone: Yuki.
* BadBadActing: Kyon's made up flashback in episode six.
* BittersweetEnding: His send-off video, announcing the official cancellation, moved lots of fans.
* BlackComedyRape
-->'''Haruhi:''' Note that the remainder of this episode will be shown in Implied Rape-o-vision!
* BlahBlahBlah: From episode three, when Yuki and Mikuru tell Kyon their backstories, and also in episode four.
-->''Cue Onscreen Text:'' '''[What Kyon Hears]'''
--> '''Haruhi:''' Blah, blah, blah. I'm a selfish jerk. Blah, blah, blah. Pay attention to me. Blah, blah, blah. I have delusions of godhood.
-->'''Kyon:''' Aaand delete [all the pictures of Mikuru].
-->'''Haruhi:''' Hey! That blackmail belongs to me!
-->'''Kyon:''' No. I refuse to be over-emasculated by a woman any longer.
--> ''Cue Text:'' '''[What Haruhi Hears]'''
--> Blah, blah, blah. I refuse to listen to what you say. Blah, blah, blah. I'm here to ruin your fun. Blah, blah, blah. I love plot.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: In Episode 13.
---> '''Haruhi:''' Any second aaaand... excellent! He's gone! Now, to break out the chains, whips, and the nuclear powered sombreros!
---> '''Mikuru:''' Wait! What was that last one?!
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Naturally.
--> '''Kyon:''' So, how are you today?
--> '''Mikuru:''' The camera is zoomed in on my face meaning I have something important to say!
--> '''Kyon:''' ...Stop ruining the moment.
** And in the last episode, Haruhi declares that she had broken through the fourth wall when Kyon notices that the umbrella belongs to...
--> '''Kyon''': Wait a minute... "Property of [=FullmetalChao=]. If found, please return back". You stole this from our writer and editor -
--> '''Haruhi''': I HAVE GONE THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL!!!
--> '''Kyon''': And you brought back an umbrella.
* BrickJoke: Partway through episode 7, the announcer mentions Haruhi has a fondness for kittens. Then, at the end:
--> '''Kyon''': Did I mention that I bought you a kitten?
--> '''Haruhi''': I'm happy now!
* CallingYourAttacks: [[SailorMoon "POT PRISM POWER!"]]
** Later redone as, [[CuteyHoney "ITSUKI FLASH"]]
** "Hopeless defence!"
* CasanovaWannabe: Kyon, though he refuses to admit it.
-->'''Yuki''': Cracka, this isn't hentai.You're not gonna get laid.
-->'''Kyon''': I'm gonna ignorantly ignore that statement.
* CatchPhrase: Yuki's "bitch", and "cracka".
--> '''Haruhi:''' "It must be hackers."
--> '''Yuki:''' "Or crackas."
** Itsuki's "Lulz".
*** "Go to hell, Itsuki."
** Kyon's "I hate you all."
*** Also, in response to Itsuki's personal space invasion, "Restraining orderrr..."
* ChainsawGood: Episode 3. Twice.
** Morning...
-->'''Haruhi:''' Yuki! Get my rusty chainsaw.
-->'''Yuki:''' Bitch.
-->'''*chainsaw revs up* '''
-->'''Narrator:''' One Chase Scene Later...
** And At the Library...
-->'''Kyon:''' YUKI! LEAVE!
-->'''Yuki:''' Book.
-->'''Kyon:''' There!
-->'''Yuki:''' Bitch.
-->'''Kyon:''' LEAVE!
-->'''Haruhi:''' LATE! CHAINSAW!
* ClusterBleepBomb: After Haruhi gets busted for handing out flyers in a PlayboyBunny costume, she uses one of these.
** And another one in the next episode, after they draw toothpicks for the second time and she and Kyon end up on separate teams once again.
* CombatPragmatist: In Episode Four [[spoiler:when Yuki shoots Ryoko offscreen with a shotgun]].
** Becomes a RunningGag in other shorter videos.
* CombatTentacles
-->'''Ryoko:''' Now... tentacles, anyone?
* CreepyMonotone: Ryoko.
* CurseCutShort: The intro to Episode seven.
* DancingTheme: "Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb!"
* DeadpanSnarker: Kyon, even more than he was originally.
* DeusExMachina: Kyon says this trope when giving the message to Yuki in order to return to the present.
* DissonantSerenity
-->'''Ryoko:''' I'm sorry, but there's no escape. That is... not until your guts are splattered against the wall!
* {{Expy}} - Most of the characters in [=FullmetalChao's=] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iye-b1OdD7Y&feature=player_profilepage 07-Ghost Abridged (Abridged)]]'' video are expies of the ''Haruhi Abridged'' characters.
* FauxAffablyEvil: Ryoko.
* {{Flanderization}}: Mikuru's high-pitched voice is deliberately exaggerated to the point where it's almost impossible to understand what she's saying half the time.
* [[HelloNurse Hello]] [[MrFanservice Male]] [[HelloNurse Nurse]]
* ItsAllAboutMe: Tsuruya's a main character. Treat her like a god.
* KickTheDog: Haruhi deliberately aims at Mikuru's head when practicing baseball, trying to "decapitate" her, in episode seven.
* {{Lolicon}}: Itsuki.
-->Yeah, Itsuki? This is Zeromaster: [[{{K-ON}} Yui's]] legal guardian.
-->''Cue Onscreen Text:'' '''[This Implies Itsuki is a Child Molester]'''
-->Stop sending your messages on her phone, or I'll get a restraining order.
* MagicalGirl: Itsuki "Sailor Pothead" Koizumi.
-->Smoking weed by moonlight
-->[[{{Lolicon}} Molesting lolis]] by daylight
-->Never running from a real fight
-->He is the one named [[SailorMoon Sailor Pothead]]
* [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPGs]]: WorldOfWarcraft is referenced occasionally, and Kyon is seen trying to play it at one point.
** In episode 4, Itsuki asks if Kyon plays WorldOfWarcraft:
-->Kyon: I'm more of a {{Runescape}} guy.
-->Itsuki: [[SeriousBusiness You're dead to me]].
** When Haruhi accepts the computer club's challenge in episode 12, Yuki decides she would rather go home and play ''VideoGame/{{Mabinogi}}''.
* OhGodWithTheVerbing: "Oh, sweet God, with the running!"
* PlotDevice:
-->'''Yuki:''' Here, have a plot device.
-->'''Kyon:''' Huh?
* PlotHole:
-->'''Kyon:''' Dear God, This plot is like Swiss cheese!
* RealityWarper
-->'''Yuki:''' Cracka, I have officially haxxored the universe.
-->'''Kyon:''' Wait, you mean...
-->'''Yuki:''' Action Replay.
* ScaryBlackMan: Yuki. And ''how''.
* ShoutOut: Among other things, there are lots of references to ''Teen Titans Abridged''.
** Not to mention that it practically shares a universe with ''[[{{K-OnTheAbridgedSeries}} K-On! The Abridged Series]]'' (for which Fullmetalchao does writing/voices as well). He mentioned that if he ever to adapts the ''Endless Eight'' arc, he'd let the cast of that show play the ''Abridged Haruhi'' characters for one episode.
*** The main characters of said abridged series are apparently members of Itsuki's group of [[SailorMoon Loli Scouts]].
*** In fact, Full Metal Chao voices Yui's Les Paul, Gitah... as a child molester... [[hottip:* :a role he absolutely ABHORS]], and later has a major role as Azusa.
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist "Tiny miniskirts!"]]
** "Itsuki, I swear to god, if you tell me to [[VideoGame/StarFox do a barrel roll]], ''I will cut you''."
-->'''Itsuki:''' Switching to All-Range Mode. Who's making Star Fox references now?
-->'''Kyon:''' Not the time, Itsuki.
** At one point, Haruhi mumbles "Sometimes, [[FanFic/SuzumiyaHaruhiNoSeitenkan I just wish I was a man...]]"
* SoundEffectBleep
** Subverted in the "Itsuki Flash" video. Kyon just out and out says what everyone watching is thinking.
-->'''Kyon:''' * staring in horror* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ... what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment just happened?]]
** Also subverted in Episode 12, when Kyon is listening to a certain LilyAllen song.
* SpiritualSuccessor: ''[=HaruhiMENT=]''
* StylisticSuck: Everyone's a bad actor in Kyon's mind.
* SurferDude: Itsuki.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
-->'''Haruhi:''' I am not jealous! I am not threatened by [Mikuru's] looks compared to mine!
* TalkingToHimself: The abridged "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes lampshade the fact that abridged Itsuki and Yukata have the same voice actor and sound almost exactly alike. The characters even refer to him as Itsuki's clone until he's revealed to be [[spoiler: VicMignogna]].
-->'''Yukata:''' Hey, dudes! Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!
-->'''Kyon:''' Why does he sound so familiar?
-->'''Itsuki:''' Hell, I dunno.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
-->'''Itsuki:''' Guess what?
-->'''Kyon:''' What?
-->'''Itsuki:''' Haruhi is destroying the world. [[WhileRomeBurns Again]]!
* {{Tsundere}}: Haruhi, of course.
* UncannyValleyGirl
-->'''Kyon:''' Are you trying to seduce me?
-->'''Ryoko:''' Noooo... I'm here to kill you!
* UnexplainedRecovery: Yuki was DrivenToSuicide due to [[GroundhogDayLoop Endless Eight]]:
-->'''[=FullmetalChao:=]''' Y-Yuki, What are you doing with your shotgun?
-->'''Yuki:''' I can't take it anymore, cracka. [[spoiler: 15,513 times is enough, goddammit!]]
-->''(Loads up shotgun and shoots herself)''
** Three days later, when Episode 8 came out:
-->'''Kyon:''' Wait, how are you alive?
-->'''Yuki:''' Magic.
-->'''Kyon:''' But--
-->'''Yuki:''' [[AWizardDidIt MAGIC]].
* VerbalTic: Much of Yuki's dialog is saying "bitch", often with nothing else.
** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] in Episodes five and six. Aversion Justified:
-->'''Kyon:''' Why didn't you say the line?
-->'''Yuki:''' I like to create drama.
* VocalEvolution: Itsuki sounds more like a [[TheStoner stoner]] in episodes 5 onward.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Very common, mainly in the form of complaints about the original show.
-->'''[Actual English Dialogue]'''
-->'''Yuki:''' I forgot to re-create the glasses.
-->'''Kyon:''' Actually, I think you look cuter without those things. I don't really have a glasses fetish anyway.
-->'''[/Actual English Dialogue]'''
-->'''Yuki:''' What the *bleep* you talkin' 'bout, cracka?
-->'''[Seriously... WTF?]'''
-->'''Kyon:''' I hate my script.
* YesMan: As Itsuki pointed out, he has no opinion of his own.
* YaoiFangirl: Haruhi writes yaoi crossovers on her fanfiction.net account.
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7th Jun '13 1:04:12 AM Larrie
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* BizarroEpisode: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] / [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] in ([[GoshDangItToHeck nearly]]) '''[[ShoutOut the exact same manner]]''' as WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick at the end of the "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes (ep. 10).
19th Mar '13 10:09:30 AM ThePope
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** [[FullMetalAlchemist "Tiny miniskirts!"]]

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** [[FullMetalAlchemist [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist "Tiny miniskirts!"]]
25th Oct '12 8:50:27 PM LadyMitsuko
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* BLAMEpisode: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] / [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] in ([[GoshDangItToHeck nearly]]) '''[[ShoutOut the exact same manner]]''' as WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick at the end of the "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes (ep. 10).

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* BLAMEpisode: BizarroEpisode: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] / [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] in ([[GoshDangItToHeck nearly]]) '''[[ShoutOut the exact same manner]]''' as WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick at the end of the "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes (ep. 10).
3rd Oct '12 11:12:20 PM guyy
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Added DiffLines:

* BrickJoke: Partway through episode 7, the announcer mentions Haruhi has a fondness for kittens. Then, at the end:
--> '''Kyon''': Did I mention that I bought you a kitten?
--> '''Haruhi''': I'm happy now!
20th Sep '12 1:59:15 AM Antwan
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-->''I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and my goal this year is to make the ultimate abridged series!''

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-->''I'm ->''"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and my goal this year is to make the ultimate abridged series!''
series!"''



* BLAMEpisode: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] / [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] in ([[GoshDangItToHeck nearly]]) '''[[ShoutOut the exact same manner]]''' as TheNostalgiaChick at the end of the "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes (ep. 10).

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* BLAMEpisode: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] / [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] in ([[GoshDangItToHeck nearly]]) '''[[ShoutOut the exact same manner]]''' as TheNostalgiaChick WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick at the end of the "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes (ep. 10).
12th Sep '12 9:32:46 PM IchigoMontoya
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''The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya'', by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FullmetalChao FullmetalChao]], is an [[AbridgedSeries abridged series]] of the ''HaruhiSuzumiya'' anime. Much of the humor in this abridged series consists of mercilessly [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on all the tropes in the show, which is effective since the original anime was pretty {{troperiffic}} to begin with. It also includes some clever reinterpretations of the characters, such as making Yuki a ScaryBlackMan, and Itsuki a pedophile.

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''The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya'', by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FullmetalChao FullmetalChao]], is an [[AbridgedSeries abridged series]] of the ''HaruhiSuzumiya'' anime. Much of the humor in this abridged series consists of mercilessly [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on all the tropes in the show, which is effective since the original anime was pretty {{troperiffic}} to begin with. It also includes some clever reinterpretations of the characters, such as making Yuki a ScaryBlackMan, and Itsuki a pedophile.
child molester.



* AmbiguouslyGay - Itsuki was this in the original series; the abridged series takes the "ambiguously" part out.

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* AmbiguouslyGay - AmbiguouslyGay: Itsuki was this in the original series; series, but the abridged series takes the "ambiguously" part out.



* BittersweetEnding - His send-off video, announcing the official cancellation, moved lots of fans.

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* BittersweetEnding - BittersweetEnding: His send-off video, announcing the official cancellation, moved lots of fans.



* BlahBlahBlah - From episode three, when Yuki and Mikuru tell Kyon their backstories, and also in episode four.

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* BlahBlahBlah - BlahBlahBlah: From episode three, when Yuki and Mikuru tell Kyon their backstories, and also in episode four.



-->'''* chainsaw rumble* '''

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-->'''* chainsaw rumble* -->'''*chainsaw revs up* '''



* DancingTheme: "Sex bomb, sex bomb; you're a sex bomb!"

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* DancingTheme: "Sex bomb, sex bomb; bomb, you're a sex bomb!"



* FauxAffablyEvil Ryoko.

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* FauxAffablyEvil FauxAffablyEvil: Ryoko.



* {{Tsundere}} - Haruhi of course.
--> "I am easily angered for generic reasons!"

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* {{Tsundere}} - Haruhi {{Tsundere}}: Haruhi, of course.
--> "I am easily angered for generic reasons!"
course.



-->'''Kyon:''' You have issues, man.
-->'''Itsuki:''' Hail Haruhi, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]].
12th Sep '12 9:11:55 PM Andyzero
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-->'''* chansaw rumble* '''

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-->'''* chansaw chainsaw rumble* '''
10th Sep '12 1:19:38 AM IchigoMontoya
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--> '''Itsuki:''' Man I guess you figured it out... I'm gay.

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--> '''Itsuki:''' Man Man, I guess you figured it out... I'm gay.



* BadassBaritone: Yuki.



* CallingYourAttacks - [[SailorMoon "POT PRISM POWER!"]]

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* CallingYourAttacks - CallingYourAttacks: [[SailorMoon "POT PRISM POWER!"]]



* CreepyMonotone: Ryoko.



* DancingTheme - "Sex bomb, sex bomb; you're a sex bomb!"
* DeadpanSnarker - Kyon, even more than he was originally.
* DeusExMachina - Kyon says this trope when giving the message to Yuki in order to return to the present.

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* DancingTheme - DancingTheme: "Sex bomb, sex bomb; you're a sex bomb!"
* DeadpanSnarker - DeadpanSnarker: Kyon, even more than he was originally.
* DeusExMachina - DeusExMachina: Kyon says this trope when giving the message to Yuki in order to return to the present.



* {{Flanderization}} - Mikuru's high-pitched voice is deliberately exaggerated to the point where it's almost impossible to understand what she's saying half the time.

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* {{Flanderization}} - FauxAffablyEvil Ryoko.
* {{Flanderization}}:
Mikuru's high-pitched voice is deliberately exaggerated to the point where it's almost impossible to understand what she's saying half the time.



* KickTheDog - Haruhi deliberately aims at Mikuru's head when practicing baseball, trying to "decapitate" her, in episode seven.
* {{Lolicon}}: Itsuki

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* KickTheDog - KickTheDog: Haruhi deliberately aims at Mikuru's head when practicing baseball, trying to "decapitate" her, in episode seven.
* {{Lolicon}}: ItsukiItsuki.



* MagicalGirl - Itsuki "Sailor Pothead" Koizumi.

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* MagicalGirl - MagicalGirl: Itsuki "Sailor Pothead" Koizumi.



* [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPGs]] - WorldOfWarcraft is referenced occasionally, and Kyon is seen trying to play it at one point.

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* [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPGs]] - MMORPGs]]: WorldOfWarcraft is referenced occasionally, and Kyon is seen trying to play it at one point.



* OhGodWithTheVerbing - "Oh sweet God with the running!"
* OverlyLongGag - The ECC's logo is shit.
-->'''Kyon:''' It looked like shit before...and it looks like shit now.

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* OhGodWithTheVerbing - "Oh OhGodWithTheVerbing: "Oh, sweet God God, with the running!"
* OverlyLongGag - The ECC's logo is shit.
-->'''Kyon:''' It looked like shit before...and it looks like shit now.
running!"



-->'''Yuki:''' Here have a plot device.

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-->'''Yuki:''' Here Here, have a plot device.



* ScaryBlackMan - Yuki. And ''how''.
* ShoutOut - Among other things, there are lots of references to ''Teen Titans Abridged''.

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* ScaryBlackMan - ScaryBlackMan: Yuki. And ''how''.
* ShoutOut - ShoutOut: Among other things, there are lots of references to ''Teen Titans Abridged''.



-->'''Kyon:''' * staring in horror* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ... what the]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment fuck]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment just happened?]]
** Also subverted in Episode 12, when Kyon is listening to a certain Lily Allen song...

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-->'''Kyon:''' * staring in horror* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ... what the]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment just happened?]]
** Also subverted in Episode 12, when Kyon is listening to a certain Lily Allen song...LilyAllen song.



* StylisticSuck - Everyone's a bad actor in Kyon's mind.
* SurferDude - Itsuki.

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* StylisticSuck - StylisticSuck: Everyone's a bad actor in Kyon's mind.
* SurferDude - SurferDude: Itsuki.



* TalkingToHimself - The abridged "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes lampshade the fact that abridged Itsuki and Yukata have the same voice actor and sound almost exactly alike. The characters even refer to him as Itsuki's clone until he's revealed to be [[spoiler: VicMignogna]].

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* TalkingToHimself - TalkingToHimself: The abridged "Remote Island Syndrome" episodes lampshade the fact that abridged Itsuki and Yukata have the same voice actor and sound almost exactly alike. The characters even refer to him as Itsuki's clone until he's revealed to be [[spoiler: VicMignogna]].



* UnexplainedRecovery - Yuki was DrivenToSuicide due to [[GroundhogDayLoop Endless Eight]]:

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* UnexplainedRecovery - UnexplainedRecovery: Yuki was DrivenToSuicide due to [[GroundhogDayLoop Endless Eight]]:



-->'''Yuki:''' [[AWizardDidIt MAGIC.]]
* VerbalTic - Much of Yuki's dialog is saying "bitch", often with nothing else (and too much to be [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch the other trope]]).

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-->'''Yuki:''' [[AWizardDidIt MAGIC.]]
MAGIC]].
* VerbalTic - VerbalTic: Much of Yuki's dialog is saying "bitch", often with nothing else (and too much to be [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch the other trope]]).else.



* VocalEvolution: Itsuki sounds more like a stoner in episodes 5 onward.
* WhoWritesThisCrap - Very common, mainly in the form of complaints about the original show.

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* VocalEvolution: Itsuki sounds more like a stoner [[TheStoner stoner]] in episodes 5 onward.
* WhoWritesThisCrap - WhoWritesThisCrap: Very common, mainly in the form of complaints about the original show.



-->'''Yuki:''' What the fuck you talkin' 'bout, cracka?
-->'''[Seriously...WTF?]'''

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-->'''Yuki:''' What the fuck *bleep* you talkin' 'bout, cracka?
-->'''[Seriously... WTF?]'''



* YesMan - As Itsuki pointed out, he has no opinion of his own.

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* YesMan - YesMan: As Itsuki pointed out, he has no opinion of his own.



-->'''Itsuki:''' [[ThoseWackyNazis Hail]] [[DesignatedHero Haruhi]], [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]].
* YaoiFangirl - Haruhi writes yaoi crossovers on her fanfiction.net account.

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-->'''Itsuki:''' [[ThoseWackyNazis Hail]] [[DesignatedHero Haruhi]], Hail Haruhi, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]].
* YaoiFangirl - YaoiFangirl: Haruhi writes yaoi crossovers on her fanfiction.net account.
5th Aug '12 10:33:55 AM Shota
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** Not to mention that it practically shares a universe with ''[[{{K-OnTheAbridgedSeries}} K-On! The Abridged Series]]'' (for which Fullmetalchao does writing/voices as well). He mentioned that if he ever gets to adapted the ''Endless Eight'' arc, he'd let the cast of that show play the ''Abridged Haruhi'' characters for one episode.

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** Not to mention that it practically shares a universe with ''[[{{K-OnTheAbridgedSeries}} K-On! The Abridged Series]]'' (for which Fullmetalchao does writing/voices as well). He mentioned that if he ever gets to adapted adapts the ''Endless Eight'' arc, he'd let the cast of that show play the ''Abridged Haruhi'' characters for one episode.
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