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26th Sep '16 6:14:36 AM ClatoLawa
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-->'''Marinette''': No, well, I mean yes, but itís okay. I figured you probably didnít even realize what you said. (''Adrien shakes his head. Marinette blushes again and continues trying to figure out how to explain this. She turns back to him and clears her throat'') Okay, basically, boys and girls donít really have sleepovers together, except maybe sometimes when theyíre little kids. So, like, a boy and a girl having a sleepover at our age, for example, kind of implies that theyíre doing ''something', if you catch my drift. (''Adrien does not catch her drift. Marinette sighs, grabs his shoulders and looks him in the eyes'') Listen carefully, because Iím sure I can only manage to say this once without combusting. When a boy and a girl have a sleepover, itís usually because they want to have sex. So, what you said about me being popular and having sleepovers with everyone basically implies that you think that I-

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-->'''Marinette''': No, well, I mean yes, but itís okay. I figured you probably didnít even realize what you said. (''Adrien shakes his head. Marinette blushes again and continues trying to figure out how to explain this. She turns back to him and clears her throat'') Okay, basically, boys and girls donít really have sleepovers together, except maybe sometimes when theyíre little kids. So, like, a boy and a girl having a sleepover at our age, for example, kind of implies that theyíre doing ''something', ''something'', if you catch my drift. (''Adrien does not catch her drift. Marinette sighs, grabs his shoulders and looks him in the eyes'') Listen carefully, because Iím sure I can only manage to say this once without combusting. When a boy and a girl have a sleepover, itís usually because they want to have sex. So, what you said about me being popular and having sleepovers with everyone basically implies that you think that I-
21st Sep '16 7:48:19 AM ClatoLawa
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* The ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7940449/chapters/18151510 Tangled Up in You]]'' has this exchange, at a sleepover at Alya's house with Marinette, Adrien and Nino:
-->'''Adrien''': This is actually my first time having a sleepover with anyone other than Nino.
-->'''Marinette''': Yeah. I mean, Iíve had sleepovers with people besides Alya, but this is definitely my first time having one with guys.
-->'''Adrien''': Oh? I wouldíve figured for sure that a popular girl like you had had sleepovers with just about everyone.
-->(''Long {{beat}} as Marinette, well aware of Adrien's social cluelessness, tries to think of the best way to explain the implications of what he just said.'')
-->'''Adrien''': Umm, Mari? I didnít say anything weird did I? Sorry, itís just, you started blushing suddenly but I wasnít sure if it was something I said or not.
-->'''Marinette''': No, well, I mean yes, but itís okay. I figured you probably didnít even realize what you said. (''Adrien shakes his head. Marinette blushes again and continues trying to figure out how to explain this. She turns back to him and clears her throat'') Okay, basically, boys and girls donít really have sleepovers together, except maybe sometimes when theyíre little kids. So, like, a boy and a girl having a sleepover at our age, for example, kind of implies that theyíre doing ''something', if you catch my drift. (''Adrien does not catch her drift. Marinette sighs, grabs his shoulders and looks him in the eyes'') Listen carefully, because Iím sure I can only manage to say this once without combusting. When a boy and a girl have a sleepover, itís usually because they want to have sex. So, what you said about me being popular and having sleepovers with everyone basically implies that you think that I-
-->'''Adrien''' (''turns "what was probably a yet-undiscovered shade of red"'') Oh my gosh Iím so, so sorry!
8th Sep '16 11:42:45 AM Chabal2
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* In "Literature/HeroesofOlympus", this is said word for word when Annabeth says she'll "flash" Leo to get his attention.

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* In "Literature/HeroesofOlympus", "Literature/HeroesOfOlympus", this is said word for word when Annabeth says she'll "flash" Leo to get his attention.attention.
* Averted by Mustrum Ridcully of ''{{Literature/Discworld}}'': he's blissfully unaware of saying anything wrong about the University's mighty organ, which is a Johnson (that is, the University's giant pipe organ was made by Bergholt Stuttgart "Bloody Stupid" Johnson), and nobody wants to correct him as this would only lead to further embarrassment.
7th Sep '16 5:20:01 PM Gosicrystal
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* ''VideoGame/AceAttorney'':
--> '''Phoenix''': I'll get to the bottom of this woman!
-->'''Phoenix''': That... came out wrong...



** The first game has one in the second case. "I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean."
** The 3rd case of the 2nd game has Phoenix being rather impressed by Max's 'ample bust.' The statue kind, not that one...
** In the fourth game: "Okay Justice, time to take advantage of her... I mean of her mistake."

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** The first game has one in the second case. case: "I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean."
mean".
** The 3rd case of the 2nd game has Phoenix being rather impressed by Max's 'ample bust.' "ample bust". The statue kind, not that one...
** In the fourth game: "Okay "Okay, Justice, time to take advantage of her... I mean mean, of her mistake."mistake".
16th Aug '16 7:32:42 PM ultimomant
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* ''Fanfic/EquestriaGirlsFriendshipSouls'': While Shining Armor is training Twilight Sparkle, she complains that she's in pain. He says, "Your body will adapt, and it will get easier, but it always hurts the first time..." Twilight gets embarrassed and he realizes how dirty that sounded and says, "Yeesh, never thought Iíd be saying stuff like that to my little sister."
12th Aug '16 8:43:04 AM mlsmithca
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-->Oliver: "Felicity Smoak? Hi, I'm Oliver Queen."
-->Felicity: "Of course. I know who you are. You're Mr. Queen."
-->Oliver: "No, Mr. Queen was my father."
-->Felicity: "Right, but he's dead....I mean, he drowned but you didn't. Which means you can come down to the IT department and listen to me babble. Which will end in 3...2...1."
** (about to show her boss something not visible under normal light) "It needs to be dark in here if we're gonna do this. ({{beat}}). If I had more time to think of that sentence it wouldn't have sounded so dirty."
** (Oliver is using a valuable piece of his family's jewelry as bait to catch a jewel thief) "Have you given any thought to what might happen if this doesn't work and the Dodger absconds with your family jewels? ({{beat}}) Sorry, that came out...very wrong."
** (speaking with Oliver over an earpiece) "It feels really good having you inside me. [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] And by you I mean your voice. ({{beat}}). And by me I mean my ear. I'm going to stop talking right now."
** "The last time the vigilante paid your mom a visit, you got shot and I got to play doctor with you! ({{beat}}) Why does my brain think of the worst way to say things?"

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-->Oliver: "Felicity --->'''Oliver:''' Felicity Smoak? Hi, I'm Oliver Queen."
-->Felicity: "Of
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'''Felicity:''' Of
course. I know who you are. You're Mr. Queen."
-->Oliver: "No,
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'''Oliver:''' No,
Mr. Queen was my father."
-->Felicity: "Right,
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'''Felicity:''' Right,
but he's dead....I mean, he drowned but you didn't. Which means you can come down to the IT department and listen to me babble. Which will end in 3...2...1."
1.
** (about to show her boss something not visible under normal light) "It needs to be dark in here if we're gonna do this. ({{beat}}).''[{{beat}}]''. If I had more time to think of that sentence it wouldn't have sounded so dirty."
** (Oliver is using a valuable piece of his family's jewelry as bait to catch a jewel thief) "Have you given any thought to what might happen if this doesn't work and the Dodger absconds with your family jewels? ({{beat}}) ''[{{beat}}]'' Sorry, that came out...very wrong."
** (speaking with Oliver over an earpiece) "It feels really good having you inside me. [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' And by you I mean your voice. ({{beat}}).''[{{beat}}]''. And by me I mean my ear. I'm going to stop talking right now."
** "The last time the vigilante paid your mom a visit, you got shot and I got to play doctor with you! ({{beat}}) ''[{{beat}}]'' Why does my brain think of the worst way to say things?"



** She appears in the episode "Going Rogue" of ''Series/TheFlash2014'' after learning that Barry had finally emerged from his coma. Soon after they meet, she blurts out: "I wanna see it! And by it, I mean your speed in case you thought I was talking about something else which I was not!"
*** In that same episode, there's also this conversation:
-->Barry: "What are you doing? You should go back to your hotel, get some sleep."
-->Felicity: "You should too. Not go back to my hotel! Get some sleep I mean."
** When referring to working with The Arrow, "I love spending the night with you--[[VerbalBackspace three, two, one...]]

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** She appears in the episode "Going Rogue" of ''Series/TheFlash2014'' after learning that Barry had finally emerged from his coma. Soon after they meet, she blurts out: "I wanna see it! And by it, I mean your speed in case you thought I was talking about something else which I was not!"
***
not!" In that same episode, there's also this conversation:
-->Barry: "What --->'''Barry:''' What are you doing? You should go back to your hotel, get some sleep."
-->Felicity: "You
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'''Felicity:''' You
should too. Not go back to my hotel! Get some sleep I mean."
mean.
** When referring to working with The Arrow, "I love spending the night with you--[[VerbalBackspace three, two, one...]]]]"



-->Felicity: "Down here's a cave. Stay at my place tonight--I mean...I won't be there. I'm pulling an all-nighter at Kord Industries. So..."
-->Oliver: "I'll think about it."
-->Felicity: "Don't think. Do. You've been sleeping on the floor. You ''need'' to be in my bed--I mean...Sometimes I don't know why I talk."

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-->Felicity: "Down -->'''Felicity:''' Down here's a cave. Stay at my place tonight--I mean...I won't be there. I'm pulling an all-nighter at Kord Industries. So..."
-->Oliver: "I'll
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'''Oliver:''' I'll
think about it."
-->Felicity: "Don't
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'''Felicity:''' Don't
think. Do. You've been sleeping on the floor. You ''need'' to be in my bed--I mean...Sometimes I don't know why I talk."
12th Aug '16 8:39:30 AM mlsmithca
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-->''[Everyone bursts into laughter, and Gaby puts a hand over her mouth]
-->''Jack''': That was far ruder then I...If I had thought that joke through I wouldn't have said it.
* In one episode of ''series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' depicting the events of Rob and Laura's honeymoon, one of Rob's army buds is trying to help him duck army regulations to go off base for his honeymoon:
-->'''Rob:''' "Sam, I want to go on this honeymoon with Laura as much as you do."
-->'''Laura:''' "Uh, Rob..."

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-->''[Everyone bursts into laughter, and Gaby puts a hand over her mouth]
-->''Jack''':
mouth]''
-->'''Jack''':
That was far ruder then I...If I had thought that joke through I wouldn't have said it.
* In one episode of ''series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' depicting the events of Rob and Laura's honeymoon, one of Rob's army buds is trying to help him duck army regulations to go off base for his honeymoon:
-->'''Rob:''' "Sam, Sam, I want to go on this honeymoon with Laura as much as you do."
do.
-->'''Laura:''' "Uh, Uh, Rob..."
5th Aug '16 11:21:42 PM Mitis
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* ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'': In the episode "Third Dork From The Sun", when Johnny inadvertently ends up on an alien game show, the bonus round is against an alien with a massive brain in a contest for absorbing thoughts. But when he tries it against Johnny, his head explodes.
-->'''Johnny''': Ha! Maybe next time you try to absorb a person's mind, you'll make sure he ''has'' one! Wait, that didn't come out right.
29th Jul '16 2:26:57 PM DrFraud
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* In a strip of ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', Ratbert gets attacked by a cat which bites onto his head and won't let go. Dogbert and Bob try to help, and Dogbert explains the plan: "I'll yank the cat off Ratbert's head, and you stamp on it." Sure enough, Dogbert yanks the cat off, [[AmbiguousSyntax and Bob stamps on Ratbert's head]]. Dogbert admits that he could have phrased it better.


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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11706108/1/Choose-your-Snake Choose Your Snake]]'' Barty Crouch Jr. comments on Voldemort's fixation on Harry.
-->'''Barty:''' He'd like it if you were his follower but you'll never bow to him. It makes you interesting.\\
'''Harry:''' Great. Either follow the madman and become his plaything or let him be my stalker and become his plaything. Either way I'm screwed.\\
'''Barty:''' You know...your statement could be taken the wrong way.
26th Jul '16 11:49:59 PM IvanovTroping97
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* Pan-Pizza from ''WebVideo/RebelTaxi'' did this when describing Raven during his review on ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', and actually brought up that Creator/TaraStrong threatened to beat him up once.

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* Pan-Pizza from ''WebVideo/RebelTaxi'' did this when describing the lime Raven during his video on the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' episode "Nevermore" (which he considers to be OldShame), and it was later recycled for his review of the show on ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', and actually brought up that Creator/TaraStrong threatened to beat him up once.Youtube.


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** Pan brought up that Creator/TaraStrong, the voice of Raven, threatened to beat him up once. When Pan re-used the joke for his review of the series, he added one extra clip afterwards.
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