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11th Feb '16 12:24:02 PM rjd1922
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-->'''What the preacher meant to say''': "Lot chose to pitch his tents."
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-->'''What the preacher meant to say''': "Lot chose to go pitch his tents."
10th Feb '16 11:32:14 AM GothicProphet
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* ''FanFic/WhenInDoubtObliviate'': Gilderoy Lockhart makes a FreudianSlip while telling Harry (his adopted son) to stop calling him "Professor". --> '''Gilderoy:''' ...[Y]ou're hardly the first student to have a relationship with a professor outside of the classroom. ''[beat]'' [[LampshadeHanging I think that might have come out wrong]].
7th Feb '16 3:37:43 AM TSBasilisk
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* In ''FanFic/FateRevelationOnline'' Diabel spars with Shirou so the latter can make him a sword. When Diabel arrives to pick up the sword, Lisbeth, having recently had a discussion about a Diabel/Shirou pairing, completely misinterprets them discussing the spar. -->'''Shirou''': It's ready. If you're prepared, I can give it to you now. ''[Lisbeth takes notice]''\\ '''Diabel''': Thank you. But if you're so rough every time, then even if it's amazing, this will be the last time. ''[Lisbeth starts blushing]''\\ '''Shirou''': Ah. I'm sorry, I just got excited.\\ '''Diabel''': ''[[[{{Troll}} deciding to mess with Lisbeth]]]'' In that case, I look forward to receiving more form you in the future. But as it is, I am prepared for it right now.\\ '''Shirou''': ''[completely oblivious]'' Right.\\ ''[Lisbeth panics]''
7th Feb '16 3:10:58 AM nowaymanguy
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* In ''Series/WouldILieToYou'', Gaby Roslin's "This is My" claim was that the guest is a friend of hers who once fell down a manhole. After David's team came to the unanimous decision that Gaby's story was the truth, Jack Dee drops a joke that becomes this. -->'''David''': I think we think it's the manhole...? Manhole. -->'''Tinchy''': Yeah, manhole. -->'''David''': Let's call her Gaby for now. -->''[Everyone bursts into laughter, and Gaby puts a hand over her mouth] -->''Jack''': That was far ruder then I...If I had thought that joke through I wouldn't have said it.
9th Jan '16 12:52:05 PM Morgenthaler
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* In Season 3 of ''Series/TheSingOff'', SaraBareilles has a few "why did I just say that" moments in the first episode, such as...
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* In Season 3 of ''Series/TheSingOff'', SaraBareilles Music/SaraBareilles has a few "why did I just say that" moments in the first episode, such as...
30th Dec '15 2:49:39 PM ultimomant
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* ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'': When Princess Cadence's entourage arrives in the Cat Kingdom, they find it has no place for the airship to land, so they have to fly down themselves. The Pegasus members will carry the others, while Cadence offers to carry Twinkle Shine and Minuette in her arms and Shining Armor on her back. Shining doesn't think it's a good idea, but she assures she's strong enough and says, "Time to mount me Shining Armor." A second later, it sinks in and she says, "I walked into that one didn't I?"
27th Dec '15 9:37:12 AM ultimomant
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* In the MLP fic ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/123641/night-time-for-spike]]'', Spike decides to oil a squeaky window:
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* In the MLP fic ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/123641/night-time-for-spike]]'', net/story/123641/night-time-for-spike Night Time For Spike]]'', Spike decides to oil a squeaky window:
8th Dec '15 6:09:17 PM PedanticSpeaker
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* In the MLP fic ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/123641/night-time-for-spike]]'', Spike decides to oil a squeaky window: -->He looked up and over at the kitchen window that had nearly foiled his escape from the library last night, narrowing his eyes once more. "Alright you noisy bitch, time to get oiled up." Pausing for a moment, Spike frowned. "... That... came out wrong."
7th Dec '15 10:47:05 AM StFan
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* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'' example:
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* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'' ''ComicBook/XMen'' example:

'''Wolverine:''' I sort of wish you were. ''([[{{Beat}} pause]])'' That... sounded bad.\\
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'''Wolverine:''' I sort of wish you were. ''([[{{Beat}} pause]])'' (''[[{{Beat}} pause]]'') That... sounded bad.\\

* ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'': B.A.'s repeated use of the phrase "[[BestialityIsDepraved I've got wood for sheep]]" while playing a BlandNameProduct version of ''[[TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan Settlers of Catan]]''. He never works out why everyone else is cracking up.

* ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'': B.A.'s repeated use of the phrase "[[BestialityIsDepraved I've got wood for sheep]]" while playing a BlandNameProduct version of ''[[TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan Settlers of Catan]]''.''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan''. He never works out why everyone else is cracking up.

-->'''Elliot:''' Well, Dr. Cox, you may have seen it all and done it all, but you haven't done me!\\ ''(Elliot walks off, as all the other doctors and nurses gasp.)''\\
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\n-->'''Elliot:''' ** For starters: --->'''Elliot:''' Well, Dr. Cox, you may have seen it all and done it all, but you haven't done me!\\ ''(Elliot (''Elliot walks off, as all the other doctors and nurses gasp.)''\\gasp'')\\

-->'''JD:''' You must be dancing on the wind right now! ({{beat}}) That sounded straighter in my head.
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-->'''JD:''' --->'''JD:''' You must be dancing on the wind right now! ({{beat}}) (''{{beat}}'') That sounded straighter in my head.

-->'''Sean:''' "Wow, you're my doctor. I have something for you in my pants. No! Nonono! I'm not wearing any pants right now. My pants are over there and there's a note from my GP in the pocket. If you need me, I'll be under here. *hides under sheet*"
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-->'''Sean:''' "Wow, --->'''Sean:''' Wow, you're my doctor. I have something for you in my pants. No! Nonono! I'm not wearing any pants right now. My pants are over there and there's a note from my GP in the pocket. If you need me, I'll be under here. *hides (''hides under sheet*"sheet'')

-->'''J.D.:''' Janitor, I'm gonna be [[{{Irony}} straight]] with you. I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.\\
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-->'''J.--->'''J.D.:''' Janitor, I'm gonna be [[{{Irony}} straight]] with you. I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.\\

-->'''Maj. Carter:''' A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.\\
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-->'''Maj.--->'''Maj. Carter:''' A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.\\

''[the rest of SG-1 stares at her]''\\
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''[the (''the rest of SG-1 stares at her]''\\her'')\\

* ''Series/StargateAtlantis''
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* ''Series/StargateAtlantis''''Series/StargateAtlantis'':

-->'''Norina:''' Perhaps one day I could study under you.\\
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-->'''Norina:''' --->'''Norina:''' Perhaps one day I could study under you.\\

-->'''Pam:''' I don't often miss Roy, but I can tell you one thing: I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would've been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it'd been Jim. He would not have wanted to me to have seen Jim's... ''(pause)'' I'm-- I am saying a lot of things.
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-->'''Pam:''' --->'''Pam:''' I don't often miss Roy, but I can tell you one thing: I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would've been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it'd been Jim. He would not have wanted to me to have seen Jim's... ''(pause)'' I'm-- I am saying a lot of things.

-->'''Toby:''' I don't think this is an appropriate response.\\
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-->'''Toby:''' --->'''Toby:''' I don't think this is an appropriate response.\\

-->'''Michael:''' Sort of a guys' night out. A 'G.N.O.', if you will. A 'G.N.O.'... Actually, it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A 'G.A.I.'... A gay. Not... no... it's a... not a gai, it's a... It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. A hour-long shower with guys.
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-->'''Michael:''' --->'''Michael:''' Sort of a guys' night out. A 'G.N.O.', if you will. A 'G.N.O.'... Actually, it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A 'G.A.I.'... A gay. Not... no... it's a... not a gai, it's a... It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. A hour-long shower with guys.

-->'''May:''' ''(on women who make their husbands ride in the backseat)'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tJX-5sq8s She's effectively saying, "You've given me the baby, now get in the back."]]
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-->'''May:''' --->'''May:''' ''(on women who make their husbands ride in the backseat)'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tJX-5sq8s She's effectively saying, "You've given me the baby, now get in the back."]]

-->'''Hammond:''' I'm now straddling my boyhood hero! ''(pause)'' No. Wait. That's not right. Between my legs... no, no...
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-->'''Hammond:''' --->'''Hammond:''' I'm now straddling my boyhood hero! ''(pause)'' No. Wait. That's not right. Between my legs... no, no...

* Happens a few times in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', most notably when Barney's trying to train someone to be his wingman. ** In "Okay Awesome", after Robin's overblown sense of worldliness lands her in trouble:
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* Happens a few times in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', most notably when Barney's trying to train someone to be his wingman. ** wingman. In "Okay Awesome", after Robin's overblown sense of worldliness lands her in trouble:

* ''Series/RulesOfEngagement''
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* ''Series/RulesOfEngagement''''Series/RulesOfEngagement'':

-->'''Jeff:''' What's the point of having gay friends if I can't ride them every now and again. ''(pause)'' Just forget I said that.
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-->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' What's the point of having gay friends if I can't ride them every now and again. ''(pause)'' Just forget I said that.

-->'''Adam:''' And each year, when I'm doing it, I'll be thinking of you. ''(pause)'' I did not just say that.\\
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-->'''Adam:''' --->'''Adam:''' And each year, when I'm doing it, I'll be thinking of you. ''(pause)'' I did not just say that.\\

-->'''Sheriff Cobb:''' ''(hangs up the phone)'' That was Ned Carver. He claims aliens abducted some of his cattle again, so...\\
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-->'''Sheriff --->'''Sheriff Cobb:''' ''(hangs up the phone)'' That was Ned Carver. He claims aliens abducted some of his cattle again, so...\\

''(Cobb and Zoe stare)''\\
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''(Cobb (''Cobb and Zoe stare)''\\stare'')\\

-->'''Lupo:''' Boys, there's plenty of backdoor access for everyone! ''(pause)'' That didn't come out right.
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-->'''Lupo:''' --->'''Lupo:''' Boys, there's plenty of backdoor access for everyone! ''(pause)'' That didn't come out right.

-->'''Allison:''' Oh, me? I thought you were into young brunettes?\\
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-->'''Allison:''' --->'''Allison:''' Oh, me? I thought you were into young brunettes?\\

* ''Series/TheXFiles''
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* ''Series/TheXFiles''''Series/TheXFiles'':

-->'''Mulder:''' It's not a bad piece of ash, huh?\\
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-->'''Mulder:''' --->'''Mulder:''' It's not a bad piece of ash, huh?\\

-->'''Mulder:''' I woke up, I opened my eyes, I was soaking wet...\\ ''(on another look from Scully)''\\
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-->'''Mulder:''' --->'''Mulder:''' I woke up, I opened my eyes, I was soaking wet...\\ ''(on (''on another look from Scully)''\\Scully'')\\

-->'''Scully:''' I was just about to hop in the shower, but I was waiting for the pizza man.\\
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-->'''Scully:''' --->'''Scully:''' I was just about to hop in the shower, but I was waiting for the pizza man.\\

* ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
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* ''Series/{{NCIS}}''''Series/{{NCIS}}'':

-->'''Kate:''' Damnit, Tony. I should just take you home and get you into bed. ''(Ducky and Tony look at her)'' Okay, that didn't come out like it was supposed to. ''(cue big grin from Tony, until Kate elbows him in the chest)''
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-->'''Kate:''' --->'''Kate:''' Damnit, Tony. I should just take you home and get you into bed. ''(Ducky and Tony look at her)'' Okay, that didn't come out like it was supposed to. ''(cue big grin from Tony, until Kate elbows him in the chest)''

-->'''Ducky:''' It looks like Sisal. It's a naturally stiff fiber woven from the leaf of the cactus plant. It doesn't mat, trap dust, or build static. It's ideal for carpeting, but personally, I prefer a good shag. ''(awkward silence)'' From a criminal investigative standpoint...
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-->'''Ducky:''' --->'''Ducky:''' It looks like Sisal. It's a naturally stiff fiber woven from the leaf of the cactus plant. It doesn't mat, trap dust, or build static. It's ideal for carpeting, but personally, I prefer a good shag. ''(awkward silence)'' From a criminal investigative standpoint...

* ''Series/{{Castle}}''
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* ''Series/{{Castle}}''''Series/{{Castle}}'':

-->'''Castle:''' I'm rubbing off on you. ''(beat)'' That sounded dirtier than I intended.
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-->'''Castle:''' --->'''Castle:''' I'm rubbing off on you. ''(beat)'' (''beat'') That sounded dirtier than I intended.

-->'''Alexis:''' I'm a rat killer!\\ '''Castle:''' You don't know that! You may just be a loser! ''(beat)'' A... rat-loser... This did not come out right.
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-->'''Alexis:''' --->'''Alexis:''' I'm a rat killer!\\ '''Castle:''' You don't know that! You may just be a loser! ''(beat)'' (''beat'') A... rat-loser... This did not come out right.

-->'''Castle:''' Wait a minute, that would make me Carrie.\\
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-->'''Castle:''' --->'''Castle:''' Wait a minute, that would make me Carrie.\\

''(realises)''\\
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''(realises)''\\(''realises'')\\

-->'''Castle:''' Are we going to pump Von Manschaft until he pops?\\ ''(off everybody's vaguely incredulous expressions)''
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-->'''Castle:''' --->'''Castle:''' Are we going to pump Von Manschaft until he pops?\\ ''(off (''off everybody's vaguely incredulous expressions)''expressions'')

---> '''Beckett:''' Take your hands off your tool now!\\ ''(Ryan and Esposito glance at each other and start sniggering.)''\\
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---> '''Beckett:''' --->'''Beckett:''' Take your hands off your tool now!\\ ''(Ryan (''Ryan and Esposito glance at each other and start sniggering.)''\\sniggering'')\\

** In the ClipShow episode ''Still'', Castle reminisces to Beckett about all the times she's said dirty things to him, including (while putting a cd into a cd-rom drive), "Please, let's just stick it in and get this over with". Cut back to the current time, her response: "That's ''not'' how I meant it. I can't help it if you get off by putting things in my mouth."
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** In the ClipShow episode ''Still'', "Still", Castle reminisces to Beckett about all the times she's said dirty things to him, including (while putting a cd CD into a cd-rom CD-ROM drive), "Please, let's just stick it in and get this over with". Cut back to the current time, her response: "That's ''not'' how I meant it. I can't help it if you get off by putting things in my mouth."

-->'''Gus''': ''(to Coach Winslow)'' I slept on your face for years!\\ ''(Winslow and Shawn stare at him oddly)''\\ '''Gus''': I mean, I had sheets with you on them when I was a kid.
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-->'''Gus''': ''(to --->'''Gus:''' (''to Coach Winslow)'' Winslow'') I slept on your face for years!\\ ''(Winslow (''Winslow and Shawn stare at him oddly)''\\ '''Gus''': oddly'')\\ '''Gus:''' I mean, I had sheets with you on them when I was a kid.

-->'''Gus:''' ''(walking with Shawn)'' Look, let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself.\\ ''(They both stop walking almost immediately, followed by a {{Beat}})''\\
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-->'''Gus:''' ''(walking --->'''Gus:''' (''walking with Shawn)'' Shawn'') Look, let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself.\\ ''(They (''they both stop walking almost immediately, followed by a {{Beat}})''\\{{beat}}'')\\

-->'''Lassiter:''' You can't beat me on the field so now you want to beat me off?\\
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-->'''Lassiter:''' --->'''Lassiter:''' You can't beat me on the field so now you want to beat me off?\\

-->'''Shawn''': Wang?\\ '''Gus''': Yeah, I like Wang! * A clean one in ''{{Series/Bones}}'': -->'''Sweets:''' I've been mocked many, many times before. ''(beat)'' That... came out wrong. ** In another episode, [[Creator/StephenFry Dr. Gordon Gordon Wyatt]] announced his plans to retire from psychiatry and become a chef: --->"So now I'll be putting good things into people instead of taking bad things out, [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian which I admit sounds dreadfully Freudian,]] [[SubvertedTrope but Sigmund's been largely discredited anyway,]] so to hell with him." * ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Vampires of Venice": Having burst abruptly into Rory's stag party, the Doctor informs Rory -- in front of all his friends -- that his fiance Amy tried to kiss him. Attempting to reassure the shocked Rory, the Doctor takes pains to stress that he's a lucky man, because she's a great kisser. One awkward, hostile silence later: -->'''The Doctor:''' ... Funny how you can say something in your head and it ''sounds'' fine... ** In "The Power of Three", Kate Stewart describes her efforts to rebuild UNIT with an emphasis on science; --->"UNIT's been adapting. Well I dragged them along, kicking and screaming. Which made it sound like more fun than if actually was."
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-->'''Shawn''': --->'''Shawn:''' Wang?\\ '''Gus''': '''Gus:''' Yeah, I like Wang! * ''Series/{{Bones}}'': ** A clean one in ''{{Series/Bones}}'': -->'''Sweets:''' one: --->'''Sweets:''' I've been mocked many, many times before. ''(beat)'' (''beat'') That... came out wrong. ** In another episode, [[Creator/StephenFry Dr. Gordon Gordon Wyatt]] announced announces his plans to retire from psychiatry and become a chef: --->"So --->'''Gordon Gordon Wyatt:''' So now I'll be putting good things into people instead of taking bad things out, [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian which I admit sounds dreadfully Freudian,]] [[SubvertedTrope but Sigmund's been largely discredited anyway,]] so to hell with him." him. * ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Series/DoctorWho'': ** "The Vampires of Venice": Having burst abruptly into Rory's stag party, the Doctor informs Rory -- in front of all his friends -- that his fiance fiancée Amy tried to kiss him. Attempting to reassure the shocked Rory, the Doctor takes pains to stress that he's a lucky man, because she's a great kisser. One awkward, hostile silence later: -->'''The --->'''The Doctor:''' ... Funny how you can say something in your head and it ''sounds'' fine... ** In "The Power of Three", Kate Stewart describes her efforts to rebuild UNIT with an emphasis on science; --->"UNIT's science. --->'''Kate Stewart:''' UNIT's been adapting. Well Well, I dragged them along, kicking and screaming. Which made it sound like more fun than if actually was."

* A classical example in ''Series/{{Community}}'': -->'''Jeff:''' Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!\\
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* A classical example in ''Series/{{Community}}'': -->'''Jeff:''' ** A classical example; the best part is that he doesn't even bother with the beat, realizing halfway through the sentence that he is in trouble: --->'''Jeff:''' Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!\\

** The best part is that he doesn't even bother with the beat, realizing halfway through the sentence that he was in trouble.

-->'''Sam:''' Tomorrow on "Frank Talk About Sex", we're going to discuss some common male sexual dysfunctions, like prema-t-ture... Premature... Well, we're gonna discuss a lotta things that I'm sure will be very stimulating. ''(beat)'' Uh, uplifting. ''(beat)'' Interesting!! * It happened in ''Series/That70sShow'' when Eric and Donna were going to have a romantic dinner together. -->'''Kitty:''' Oh, this is so cute! It'll be just like the little Play-Doh dinner you had when you were kids, except it won't end with Donna sitting on Eric's head!\\ ''(everyone notices the innuendo and stares at Kitty; Red and Kitty leave)'' -->'''Red:''' Kitty, that was just ''awful''.
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-->'''Sam:''' Tomorrow on "Frank Talk About Sex", we're going to discuss some common male sexual dysfunctions, like prema-t-ture... Premature... Well, we're gonna discuss a lotta things that I'm sure will be very stimulating. ''(beat)'' (''beat'') Uh, uplifting. ''(beat)'' (''beat'') Interesting!! * ''Series/That70sShow'': ** It happened in ''Series/That70sShow'' happens when Eric and Donna were going to have a romantic dinner together. -->'''Kitty:''' --->'''Kitty:''' Oh, this is so cute! It'll be just like the little Play-Doh dinner you had when you were kids, except it won't end with Donna sitting on Eric's head!\\ ''(everyone (''everyone notices the innuendo and stares at Kitty; Red and Kitty leave)'' -->'''Red:''' leave'')\\ '''Red:''' Kitty, that was just ''awful''.

-->'''Sam:''' Tomorrow on "Frank Talk About Sex", we're going to discuss some common male sexual dysfunctions, like prema-t-ture... Premature... Well, we're gonna discuss a lotta things that I'm sure will be very stimulating. ''(beat)'' Uh, uplifting. ''(beat)'' Interesting!! * It happened in ''Series/That70sShow'' when Eric ** Lundy and Donna were going to have a romantic dinner together. -->'''Kitty:''' Oh, this is so cute! It'll be just like the little Play-Doh dinner you had when you were kids, except it won't end with Donna sitting on Eric's head!\\ ''(everyone notices the innuendo and stares at Kitty; Red and Kitty leave)'' -->'''Red:''' Kitty, that was just ''awful''.Debra...

'''Lundy:''' I would love to eat your toast. ''(they both laugh)'' Gosh, that sounded wrong.
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'''Lundy:''' I would love to eat your toast. ''(they (''they both laugh)'' laugh'') Gosh, that sounded wrong.

-->'''Dexter:''' Absolutely. If you need something under the table... I'm your guy. ''({{beat}})'' That didn't come out right. ** Also, after Angel started a bar-brawl defending Marias honor. The line isn't too bad in and of itself, but given that Vince Masuka is the resident pervert, Le Guerta immediately takes it the wrong way. -->'''Masuka:''' ''(to Le Guerta)'' With all due respect, this man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.\\
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-->'''Dexter:''' --->'''Dexter:''' Absolutely. If you need something under the table... I'm your guy. ''({{beat}})'' (''{{beat}}'') That didn't come out right. ** Also, after Angel started a bar-brawl defending Marias honor. The line isn't too bad in and of itself, but given that Vince Masuka is the resident pervert, Le La Guerta immediately takes it the wrong way. -->'''Masuka:''' --->'''Masuka:''' ''(to Le La Guerta)'' With all due respect, this man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.\\

'''Masuka:''' ''(beat)'' I meant that... metaphorically, not... like it sounded. * From a game called "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8kNfAjJyY Secret]]" in ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': -->'''Ryan:''' ''(listening to the ground)'' Buffalo come. ''(realization dawns, audience is already laughing)''\\
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'''Masuka:''' ''(beat)'' (''beat'') I meant that... metaphorically, not... like it sounded. * ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': ** From a game called "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8kNfAjJyY Secret]]" in ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': -->'''Ryan:''' ''(listening Secret]]": --->'''Ryan:''' (''listening to the ground)'' ground'') Buffalo come. ''(realization come.\\ (''realization dawns, audience is already laughing)''\\laughing'')\\

-->'''Ryan:''' How's the partner feel about this?\\ '''Colin:''' Well, of course he's a little worried, because he depends on me for a lot of the income. But, ah... ''(audience laughs)'' I'm not sure, but I may want to rephrase that later. Yes?\\
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-->'''Ryan:''' --->'''Ryan:''' How's the partner feel about this?\\ '''Colin:''' Well, of course he's a little worried, because he depends on me for a lot of the income. But, ah... ''(audience laughs)'' (''audience laughs'') I'm not sure, but I may want to rephrase that later. Yes?\\

-->'''Ryan:''' Before you come, Tarzan only have animals. Animals think Tarzan forget about them now. (''the audience laughs'') I meant as FRIENDS!
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-->'''Ryan:''' --->'''Ryan:''' Before you come, Tarzan only have animals. Animals think Tarzan forget about them now. (''the audience laughs'') I meant as FRIENDS!

* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', when Drew anticipates his revenge on some guys who put cigarettes in his beer: -->'''Drew:''' We'll shove our butts in their mugs, see how they like the taste of that!\\
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* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', when ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'': ** When Drew anticipates his revenge on some guys who put cigarettes in his beer: -->'''Drew:''' --->'''Drew:''' We'll shove our butts in their mugs, see how they like the taste of that!\\

-->'''Drew''': No one puts their hands in Drew Carey's drawers and pulls out his goodies!\\ [''Oswald and Lewis start giggling'']
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-->'''Drew''': --->'''Drew''': No one puts their hands in Drew Carey's drawers and pulls out his goodies!\\ [''Oswald (''Oswald and Lewis start giggling'']giggling'')

-->'''Susan:''' What is it with you lot? Why do you all have this desperate desire to see me naked?\\
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-->'''Susan:''' --->'''Susan:''' What is it with you lot? Why do you all have this desperate desire to see me naked?\\

-->'''Susan:''' So nice to know that the first time we were intimate you were busy noticing all the little differences from perfect, freckle-free Jane.\\
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-->'''Susan:''' --->'''Susan:''' So nice to know that the first time we were intimate you were busy noticing all the little differences from perfect, freckle-free Jane.\\

-->'''Cam:''' Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?\\
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-->'''Cam:''' --->'''Cam:''' Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?\\

* Literal example in "The Roommate Transmogrification" in ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': -->'''Penny:''' What happened to Leonard?\\
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* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': ** Literal example in "The Roommate Transmogrification" in ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': -->'''Penny:''' Transmogrification": --->'''Penny:''' What happened to Leonard?\\

'''Raj:''' I'm the new Homo in town. ''(beat)'' That came out wrong. ** Much like Tobias from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' above, [[CampStraight Raj]] does this ''a lot''. Everyone notices it but him. For instance, when the guys are playing Dungeons and Dragons, Raj, a spellcaster, gets a little too enthusiastic. -->'''Raj:''' Oh man, the first monster I see, I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass. (Cue facepalm from Howard and a stare from Leonard)\\
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'''Raj:''' I'm the new Homo in town. ''(beat)'' (''beat'') That came out wrong. ** Much like Tobias from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' above, [[CampStraight Raj]] does this ''a lot''. Everyone notices it but him. For instance, when the guys are playing Dungeons and Dragons, ''Dungeons & Dragons'', Raj, a spellcaster, gets a little too enthusiastic. -->'''Raj:''' --->'''Raj:''' Oh man, the first monster I see, I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass. (Cue ass.\\ (''cue facepalm from Howard and a stare from Leonard)\\Leonard'')\\

--> '''Raj:''' (When the guys make a plan to save Santa from a dungeon) Screw that noise, I'm going in. Hang on Santa, I'm coming for you. --> '''Raj:''' (Immediately after his character dies) Wait, doesn't anyone have a rod of resurrection? Because if you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me. (Cue another facepalm and wtf stare from Howard & Leonard)\\ '''Stuart:''' Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud. --> '''Raj:''' (When Penny invites Raj out to Girls Night) Girls Night, Girls Night, WHOO WHOO!\\ '''Stuart:''' (Addressing the other guys after Raj has left) How does he not hear that? ** When they played ''SettlersOfCatan'', Sheldon fell into the "wood/sheep" gag mentioned above in ''KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'' ** A running joke in the 100th episode involves Sheldon dropping these while playing ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan''. --> Sheldon: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Either of you fellas have wood? (Raj and Howard giggle) I don't understand the laughter. The object of ''Settlers of Catan'' is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep? [..] Come on, I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard? --> (later) And now that I have some wood, I will begin the erection of my settlement. --> Howard: (aside, to Raj) Okay, he's got to be doing this intentionally.
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--> '''Raj:''' (When ** When the guys make a plan to save Santa from a dungeon) dungeon: --->'''Raj:''' Screw that noise, I'm going in. Hang on Santa, I'm coming for you. --> '''Raj:''' (Immediately ** Immediately after his character dies) dies: ---> '''Raj:''' Wait, doesn't anyone have a rod of resurrection? Because if you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me. (Cue \\ (''cue another facepalm and wtf stare from Howard & Leonard)\\ and Leonard'')\\ '''Stuart:''' Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud. --> '''Raj:''' (When loud. ** When Penny invites Raj out to Girls Night) Night: --->'''Raj:''' Girls Night, Girls Night, WHOO WHOO!\\ '''Stuart:''' (Addressing (''addressing the other guys after Raj has left) left'') How does he not hear that? ** When they played ''SettlersOfCatan'', ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'', Sheldon fell into the "wood/sheep" gag mentioned above in ''KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'' ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'' ** A running joke in the 100th episode involves Sheldon dropping these while playing ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan''. --> Sheldon: ''Settlers of Catan''. --->'''Sheldon:''' I want to build a road, but I need wood. Either of you fellas have wood? (Raj and Howard giggle) I don't understand the laughter. The object of ''Settlers of Catan'' is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep? [..] Come on, I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard? --> (later) hard?\\ (''later'') And now that I have some wood, I will begin the erection of my settlement. --> Howard: (aside, settlement.\\ '''Howard:''' (''aside, to Raj) Raj'') Okay, he's got to be doing this intentionally.

-->''I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband! Maybe I'll even let him do it to me in a parking spot!'' (beat while realization sets in) ''Which sounds dirty, but I didn't mean it that way!''
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-->''I'm -->'''Bernadette:''' I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband! Maybe I'll even let him do it to me in a parking spot!'' (beat spot! (''beat while realization sets in) ''Which in'') Which sounds dirty, but I didn't mean it that way!''way!

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-->'''Tucker''': I don't know what the technical military term is for it, but, uh, we're pretty fucked up down here. We need men! -->'''Vic''': (''pauses'') [[MistakenForGay Dude, how long have you guys been down there]]? -->'''Tucker''': No, no, no, n-not like that! We need more men to help us. -->'''Tucker''': I'm a lover, not a fighter! -->'''Church''': Yeah, me too, Tucker. We're just a couple of lovers. -->'''Tucker''': That sounded gay, dude. -->'''Church''': Yeah, it kinda did...
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-->'''Tucker''': -->'''Tucker:''' I don't know what the technical military term is for it, but, uh, we're pretty fucked up down here. We need men! -->'''Vic''': men!\\ '''Vic:''' (''pauses'') [[MistakenForGay Dude, how long have you guys been down there]]? -->'''Tucker''': there]]?\\ '''Tucker:''' No, no, no, n-not like that! We need more men to help us. -->'''Tucker''': us.\\\ '''Tucker:''' I'm a lover, not a fighter! -->'''Church''': fighter!\\ '''Church:''' Yeah, me too, Tucker. We're just a couple of lovers. -->'''Tucker''': lovers.\\ '''Tucker:''' That sounded gay, dude. -->'''Church''': dude.\\ '''Church:''' Yeah, it kinda did...

-->'''Helen:''' It's not pleasant, but Dave and I will have to swap spit!\\
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-->'''Helen:''' --->'''Helen:''' It's not pleasant, but Dave and I will have to swap spit!\\


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* ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime'': When Misato and Asuka argue Shinji's shooting skills, this exchange happens: -->''"The rookie did good," Misato declared. "In fact I think he did better than your first time, Asuka."''\\ ''"My first time was at the age of seven," Asuka retorted. "Besides, it's all just point and squirt; you'd expect a boy to be capable of that by his age." Then she thought about what she'd just said. "Ugh! Please don't ever quote that out of context. Or at all, in fact."''
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