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27th Mar '17 7:30:39 AM Prfnoff
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* ''[[ReducedShakespeareCompany The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged)]]'' opens with the three players wearing nothing more than a fig leaf each. One of the fig leaves is noticeably smaller than the other two.

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* ''[[ReducedShakespeareCompany The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged)]]'' ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' opens with the three players wearing nothing more than a fig leaf each. One of the actors' fig leaves is noticeably smaller than those of the other two.two, who take a look at it and shake their heads. The same actor plays Nimrod in the Tower of Babel sequence, where he is mocked for CompensatingForSomething.
5th Mar '17 3:05:56 PM ultimomant
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* In ''Series/GameOfThrones'', when Jon Snow [[spoiler:dies and comes back to life]], several characters believe he may be a god. Tormund says he knows better, "I've seen your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?"
25th Feb '17 4:42:47 PM Dravencour
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* Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell in the third episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''.
-->''"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started with the world's cruelest handicap, which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God... ''all over his back''."''

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* Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell (as well as being a PedophilePriest) in the third episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''.
-->''"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started off with the world's cruelest handicap, which handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God... ''all God. '''All over his back''.back'''."''
25th Feb '17 4:41:24 PM Dravencour
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** In ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".\\
** Implied in ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.

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** In ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".\\
pinky".
** Implied in ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.
23rd Jan '17 8:34:04 PM Chariset
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It is often implied that people with a small penis are CompensatingForSomething.

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It CompensatingForSomething is often implied the related trope where an afflicted man owns a very large car (or boat, or fountain, etc.) so that people with a small penis are CompensatingForSomething.
he's got ''something'' large to show off.
30th Dec '16 9:50:53 AM AgProv
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-->Three Irish midgets were sitting in a bar, trying to figure out a way to make money. The first said "I have small hands - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest hands!" The second said "I have small feet - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest feet!" The third said "I have a small penis - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest penis!" So they all wrote in. A week later they all received letters and they gathered at the bar to open them together. The first opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest hands!" The second opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest feet!" The third opened up his envelope and pulled out a letter. As he read it he got more and more red-faced and finally exclaimed "WHO THE HELL IS '''JOHN SMITH'''????"

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-->Three Irish midgets were sitting in a bar, trying to figure out a way to make money. The first said "I have small hands - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest hands!" The second said "I have small feet - I'll write to the [[Literature/GuinnessWorldRecords Guinness Book of World Records Records]] and see if I have the smallest feet!" The third said "I have a small penis - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest penis!" So they all wrote in. A week later they all received letters and they gathered at the bar to open them together. The first opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest hands!" The second opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest feet!" The third opened up his envelope and pulled out a letter. As he read it he got more and more red-faced and finally exclaimed "WHO THE HELL IS '''JOHN SMITH'''????"
29th Dec '16 9:41:33 PM AP
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* The German SexComedy ''The Fruit Is Ripe'' has a scene in which the main character hops in a [[BathtubBonding bathtub with a man]] and eventually notices how tiny he is down below. She laughs and says, "It's a mini" and he tries to explain it's due to the cold water, but she doesn't seem to believe him. Surprisingly, this is a rare non-porn example of the member itself being shown onscreen, so TakeOurWordForIt is averted.
11th Nov '16 3:18:32 PM TheFallofElDorado
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* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.

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* This trope is taken UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty''[='s=] [[{{Adorkable}} Barry]], who [[VisualPun ''[[VisualPun really is]] is]]'' a Teeny Weenie. He is currently was the original page image.
11th Nov '16 12:52:29 PM StFan
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* Hale&Pace:
** In a comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
** Yet another sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."
* Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.



* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
--> '''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.
--> '''Spider Man:''' Yeah? What else did she say about me?
--> '''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.

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* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
--> '''Foreigner:''' -->'''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.
--> '''Spider Man:'''
formidable.\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
Yeah? What else did she say about me?
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me?\\
'''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.



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* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
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-->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...
-->'''Elliot:''' ''What's'' teeny?!

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-->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...
-->'''Elliot:'''
thing...\\
'''Elliot:'''
''What's'' teeny?!



--> '''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers]].

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--> '''Tank -->'''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers]].



* This is why the detective tailing Film/DeuceBigalow is so insecure - or as he puts it:
-->'''Detective Fowler''': It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''(Yelling)'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]''
** And then subverted - turns out [[YourCheatingHeart his wife was cheating]] because of his insecurity, not the ''source'' of his insecurity.
* In ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
* Implied in ''[[Film/AmericanPie Band Camp]]'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.

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* This is why the detective tailing Film/DeuceBigalow is so insecure - -- or as he puts it:
-->'''Detective Fowler''': Fowler:''' It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''(Yelling)'' ''[yelling]'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]''
** :: And then subverted - -- turns out [[YourCheatingHeart his wife was cheating]] because of his insecurity, not the ''source'' of his insecurity.
* ''Film/AmericanPie'':
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In ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]'', ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
*
pinky".\\
**
Implied in ''[[Film/AmericanPie Band Camp]]'', ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.



* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
* In the somewhat obscure Australian movie One Night Stand, four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.

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* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
* In the somewhat obscure Australian movie One ''One Night Stand, Stand'', four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.



** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint A German keyboard?]]



* Tanya Turner in ''{{Footballers Wives}}'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis
* Miles in ''ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality

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* Tanya Turner in ''{{Footballers Wives}}'' ''Series/FootballersWives'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis
* Miles in ''ThisLife'' ''Series/ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality



* During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/{{Blink 182}}.

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* During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/{{Blink 182}}.Music/Blink182.



* The documentary ''MyPenisandI'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''MyPenisandEverybodyElses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.

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* The documentary ''MyPenisandI'' ''My Penis and I'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''MyPenisandEverybodyElses'' ''My Penis and Everybody Elses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.



* In a Hale&Pace comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
** Yet another Hale&Pace sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."



-->'''Jake'''' : "There's something a lot bigger going on here.
-->'''Leslie''' (glances down at his crotch):"Not from where I'm standing"

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-->'''Jake'''' : "There's -->'''Jake:''' There's something a lot bigger going on here.
-->'''Leslie''' (glances
here.\\
'''Leslie:''' ''[glances
down at his crotch):"Not crotch]'' Not from where I'm standing"standing.



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* Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.
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** Probably averted. In God olympics Balder dominated Swimwear Beauty Competition (True swimwear is nothing at all). Audience lost their tongues, some condoled Frigg about "Oedipus complex" and the Jury of Greek men gave him unanimous vote, despite all the bribes they took from opposition.
*** Or maybe NOT averted-- the ancient Greek male beauty standard ''was'' a small penis.
* Subverted in one ''{{Webcomic/Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.

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** Probably averted. In God olympics Balder dominated Swimwear Beauty Competition (True swimwear is nothing at all). Audience lost their tongues, some condoled Frigg about "Oedipus complex" and the Jury of Greek men gave him unanimous vote, despite all the bribes they took from opposition.
*** Or maybe NOT averted-- the ancient Greek male beauty standard ''was'' a small penis.
* Subverted in one ''{{Webcomic/Oglaf}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.



-->'''Cartman''': So ''that's'' what this is all about!

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-->'''Cartman''': --->'''Cartman:''' So ''that's'' what this is all about!



* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

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* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':



---> '''Woman''': Do ya ''see'' the problem here?
---> '''Man''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like ''bizarrely'' huge]].

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---> '''Woman''': --->'''Woman:''' Do ya ''see'' the problem here?
---> '''Man''':
here?\\
'''Man:'''
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like ''bizarrely'' huge]].



* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tried to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones were still too big. The sporting goods owner gave them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walked in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, did a double take, and snapped a photo for the school newspaper.
--> '''Daria''': Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'':
** In episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part...''isn't''.
--> '''Amy''': Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humungous acne cream...awwww...and one regular size condom.
--> '''Bender''': All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tried tries to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones were are still too big. The sporting goods owner gave gives them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walked walks in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, did does a double take, and snapped snaps a photo for the school newspaper.
--> '''Daria''': -->'''Daria:''' Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'':
''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** In episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... ''isn't''.
--> '''Amy''': --->'''Amy:''' Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humungous humongous acne cream...awwww...cream... awwww... and one regular size condom.
--> '''Bender''':
condom.\\
'''Bender:'''
All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!



--->'''Amy''': Check out life before genetic engineering.
--->'''Leela''': [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth century women]].
--->''[Fry crosses his legs]''

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--->'''Amy''': --->'''Amy:''' Check out life before genetic engineering.
--->'''Leela''':
engineering.\\
'''Leela:'''
[[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth century women]].
--->''[Fry
women]].\\
''[Fry
crosses his legs]''




9th Nov '16 7:22:27 PM Willbyr
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