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11th Nov '16 3:18:32 PM TheFallofElDorado
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* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.

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* This trope is taken UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty''[='s=] [[{{Adorkable}} Barry]], who [[VisualPun ''[[VisualPun really is]] is]]'' a Teeny Weenie. He is currently was the original page image.
11th Nov '16 12:52:29 PM StFan
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[[folder: Comedy Albums]]

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* Hale&Pace:
** In a comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
** Yet another sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."
* Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.



* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
--> '''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.
--> '''Spider Man:''' Yeah? What else did she say about me?
--> '''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.

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* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
--> '''Foreigner:''' -->'''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.
--> '''Spider Man:'''
formidable.\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
Yeah? What else did she say about me?
-->
me?\\
'''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.



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[[folder:Film]][[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]



-->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...
-->'''Elliot:''' ''What's'' teeny?!

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-->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...
-->'''Elliot:'''
thing...\\
'''Elliot:'''
''What's'' teeny?!



--> '''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers]].

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--> '''Tank -->'''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers]].



* This is why the detective tailing Film/DeuceBigalow is so insecure - or as he puts it:
-->'''Detective Fowler''': It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''(Yelling)'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]''
** And then subverted - turns out [[YourCheatingHeart his wife was cheating]] because of his insecurity, not the ''source'' of his insecurity.
* In ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
* Implied in ''[[Film/AmericanPie Band Camp]]'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.

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* This is why the detective tailing Film/DeuceBigalow is so insecure - -- or as he puts it:
-->'''Detective Fowler''': Fowler:''' It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''(Yelling)'' ''[yelling]'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]''
** :: And then subverted - -- turns out [[YourCheatingHeart his wife was cheating]] because of his insecurity, not the ''source'' of his insecurity.
* ''Film/AmericanPie'':
**
In ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]'', ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
*
pinky".\\
**
Implied in ''[[Film/AmericanPie Band Camp]]'', ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggusDickus the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.



* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
* In the somewhat obscure Australian movie One Night Stand, four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.

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* UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'''s [[BadassAdorable Barry]], who [[VisualPun really is]] a Teeny Weenie. He is currently the page image.
* In the somewhat obscure Australian movie One ''One Night Stand, Stand'', four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.



** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint A German keyboard?]]



* Tanya Turner in ''{{Footballers Wives}}'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis
* Miles in ''ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality

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* Tanya Turner in ''{{Footballers Wives}}'' ''Series/FootballersWives'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis
* Miles in ''ThisLife'' ''Series/ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality



* During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/{{Blink 182}}.

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* During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/{{Blink 182}}.Music/Blink182.



* The documentary ''MyPenisandI'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''MyPenisandEverybodyElses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.

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* The documentary ''MyPenisandI'' ''My Penis and I'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''MyPenisandEverybodyElses'' ''My Penis and Everybody Elses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.



* In a Hale&Pace comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
** Yet another Hale&Pace sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."



-->'''Jake'''' : "There's something a lot bigger going on here.
-->'''Leslie''' (glances down at his crotch):"Not from where I'm standing"

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-->'''Jake'''' : "There's -->'''Jake:''' There's something a lot bigger going on here.
-->'''Leslie''' (glances
here.\\
'''Leslie:''' ''[glances
down at his crotch):"Not crotch]'' Not from where I'm standing"standing.



[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.
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** Probably averted. In God olympics Balder dominated Swimwear Beauty Competition (True swimwear is nothing at all). Audience lost their tongues, some condoled Frigg about "Oedipus complex" and the Jury of Greek men gave him unanimous vote, despite all the bribes they took from opposition.
*** Or maybe NOT averted-- the ancient Greek male beauty standard ''was'' a small penis.
* Subverted in one ''{{Webcomic/Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.

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** Probably averted. In God olympics Balder dominated Swimwear Beauty Competition (True swimwear is nothing at all). Audience lost their tongues, some condoled Frigg about "Oedipus complex" and the Jury of Greek men gave him unanimous vote, despite all the bribes they took from opposition.
*** Or maybe NOT averted-- the ancient Greek male beauty standard ''was'' a small penis.
* Subverted in one ''{{Webcomic/Oglaf}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.



-->'''Cartman''': So ''that's'' what this is all about!

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-->'''Cartman''': --->'''Cartman:''' So ''that's'' what this is all about!



* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

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* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':



---> '''Woman''': Do ya ''see'' the problem here?
---> '''Man''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like ''bizarrely'' huge]].

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---> '''Woman''': --->'''Woman:''' Do ya ''see'' the problem here?
---> '''Man''':
here?\\
'''Man:'''
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like ''bizarrely'' huge]].



* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tried to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones were still too big. The sporting goods owner gave them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walked in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, did a double take, and snapped a photo for the school newspaper.
--> '''Daria''': Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'':
** In episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part...''isn't''.
--> '''Amy''': Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humungous acne cream...awwww...and one regular size condom.
--> '''Bender''': All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tried tries to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones were are still too big. The sporting goods owner gave gives them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walked walks in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, did does a double take, and snapped snaps a photo for the school newspaper.
--> '''Daria''': -->'''Daria:''' Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'':
''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** In episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... ''isn't''.
--> '''Amy''': --->'''Amy:''' Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humungous humongous acne cream...awwww...cream... awwww... and one regular size condom.
--> '''Bender''':
condom.\\
'''Bender:'''
All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!



--->'''Amy''': Check out life before genetic engineering.
--->'''Leela''': [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth century women]].
--->''[Fry crosses his legs]''

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--->'''Amy''': --->'''Amy:''' Check out life before genetic engineering.
--->'''Leela''':
engineering.\\
'''Leela:'''
[[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth century women]].
--->''[Fry
women]].\\
''[Fry
crosses his legs]''




9th Nov '16 7:22:27 PM Willbyr
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2nd Nov '16 7:56:26 AM Berrenta
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28th Oct '16 8:37:20 PM eroock
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--> '''Bender''': All that ''and'' a small weiner? This guy's got it goin' on!

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--> '''Bender''': All that ''and'' a small weiner? wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!
28th Oct '16 7:49:57 PM eroock
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* In the ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' episode "Benderama", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part...''isn't''.

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* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'':
**
In the ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' episode "Benderama", "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part...''isn't''.
28th Oct '16 7:31:40 PM eroock
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* In Music/BowlingForSoup's video for "High School Never Ends, the singer gets revenge on a JerkJock bully at the class reunion by inviting him up on stage and then pulling his pants down in front of the audience. The CensorBox covering his junk is labelled "[[GagCensor Too small for TV]]."

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* In Music/BowlingForSoup's video for "High "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A High School Never Ends, Ends]]", the singer gets revenge on a JerkJock bully at the class reunion by inviting him up on stage and then pulling his pants down in front of the audience. The CensorBox covering his junk is labelled "[[GagCensor Too small for TV]]."
28th Oct '16 10:15:59 AM eroock
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-->'''Nurse''', [[note]][[BaitAndSwitch referring to a male finicky patient refusing to be helped during disrobing]],[[/note]] ''Film/CarryOnNurse''

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-->'''Nurse''', -->-- '''Nurse''', [[note]][[BaitAndSwitch referring to a male finicky patient refusing to be helped during disrobing]],[[/note]] ''Film/CarryOnNurse''
12th Oct '16 6:44:49 PM merotoker
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->''"What a fuss over [[DoubleEntendre such a little thing]]!"''

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->''"What a fuss over [[DoubleEntendre such a little thing]]!"''thing!"''



* In the very first episode of VisualNovel/HoshizoraEKakaruHashi, Kazuma [[NakedFirstImpression is seen naked by both Tsugumi]] and [[TheTease Senka]] after mishap in the bathroom and later Senka teases him about his size.
* One of the many ways the writers torture [[ButtMonkey Shinji]] from Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion is by implying he has one of these in the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kerai/1139987684110.jpg infamous toothpick scene.]]
* In the second episode of Anime/DragonautTheResonance Jin wakes up naked in a room wearing only a sheet, that falls to the floor soon after Sieglinde enters the room prompting her to make a crack about him being a "Little man"
* On Manga/LinebarrelsOfIron, Koichi has one according to Yui, after [[NakedFirstImpression accidentaly seeing him naked]] in episode 5.

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* In the very first episode of VisualNovel/HoshizoraEKakaruHashi, ''VisualNovel/HoshizoraEKakaruHashi'', Kazuma [[NakedFirstImpression is seen naked by both Tsugumi]] and [[TheTease Senka]] after mishap in the bathroom and later Senka teases him about his size.
* One of the many ways the writers torture [[ButtMonkey Shinji]] from Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is by implying he has one of these in the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kerai/1139987684110.jpg infamous toothpick scene.]]
* In the second episode of Anime/DragonautTheResonance ''Anime/DragonautTheResonance'' Jin wakes up naked in a room wearing only a sheet, that falls to the floor soon after Sieglinde enters the room prompting her to make a crack about him being a "Little man"
* On Manga/LinebarrelsOfIron, ''Manga/LinebarrelsOfIron'', Koichi has one according to Yui, after [[NakedFirstImpression accidentaly seeing him naked]] in episode 5.



* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend [[DatingCatwoman Black Cat]]. During the fight, we get this exchange.

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* In an 80's issue of Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}, Comicbook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend [[DatingCatwoman Black Cat]].ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.



* On an episode of Series/RepublicOfDoyle, The main character Jake is [[ShamefulStrip forced to strip at gunpoint]] and cuffed naked to the ceiling. He's later found in this position by both his ex-colleagues and [[LoveInterest Leslie]] who all tease him about his size.

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* On an episode of Series/RepublicOfDoyle, The ''Series/RepublicOfDoyle'', the main character Jake is [[ShamefulStrip forced to strip at gunpoint]] and cuffed naked to the ceiling. He's later found in this position by both his ex-colleagues and [[LoveInterest [[LoveInterests Leslie]] who all tease him about his size.



* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'':Vice City the cutscene with the stolen police uniforms somewhat hints that Lance Vance is underdeveloped (at least in relation to Tommy).

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* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'':Vice City ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' the cutscene with the stolen police uniforms somewhat hints that Lance Vance is underdeveloped (at least in relation to Tommy).



* In ''Webcomic/RabbitualOffender'', they successfully subvert the trope as Charlie proudly struts around with his exposed tiny penis as if it was a giant {{GagPenis}}.

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* In ''Webcomic/RabbitualOffender'', they successfully subvert the trope as Charlie proudly struts around with his exposed tiny penis as if it was a giant {{GagPenis}}.GagPenis.



** In the episode ''[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]'', UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis.

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** In the episode ''[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants "[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]'', Pants]]", UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis.
12th Oct '16 12:42:52 PM CerotechOmega
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* Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell in the third episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''.
-->''"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started with the world's cruelest handicap, which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God... ''all over his back''."''
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