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21st Apr '16 7:56:04 AM Jake18
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* The burglars in the Brinks Home Security (later Broadview Security) commercials for some reason never check to see if the occupants of the house are away or asleep before breaking in. An especially painful example involves a burglar attempting to break in ''right after seeing the father enter the house''.
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11th Apr '16 7:29:45 AM SeanMurrayI
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* Observed in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy mistakenly believing him to be the son of a billionaire (due to them getting their ''real'' target's house address wrong). Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing''. However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].

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* Observed in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy Tommy, mistakenly believing him to be the son of a billionaire (due to them after getting their ''real'' target's house address wrong). wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before before they even realized Tommy had been missing''.missing. However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].
10th Apr '16 2:51:22 PM ngh93
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* Observed in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents before they even realized Tommy had been missing. However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].

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* Observed in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold mistakenly believing him for ransom after they get to be the son of a billionaire (due to them getting their ''real'' target's house address wrong. wrong). Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents before ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing.missing''. However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].
12th Mar '16 9:47:28 AM hoodiecrow
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'''Jerry Jones:''' What do you mean?\\

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'''Jerry '''Terry Jones:''' What do you mean?\\
9th Mar '16 7:30:57 AM SeanMurrayI
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* Observed in, of all places, a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing.'' However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].

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* Observed in, of all places, in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before before they even realized Tommy had been missing.'' missing. However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].
9th Mar '16 7:21:27 AM ngh93
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* Observed in, of all places, a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing.'' However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and covers lies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].

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* Observed in, of all places, a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing.'' '' However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and covers lies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].
9th Mar '16 7:20:34 AM ngh93
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* Observed in, of all places, a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents before they even realized Tommy had been missing.

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* Observed in, of all places, a ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' cartoon where two bumbling criminals kidnap Tommy and hold him for ransom after they get their ''real'' target's house address wrong. Even then, [[PityTheKidnapper the one-year-old baby becomes too much for the two idiots to handle]] so fast that they end up returning Tommy back to his parents before ''before they even realized Tommy had been missing.'' However, as the crooks leave, their ransom note flies out of Stu's hands and covers lies out of Stu's hands and [[LaserGuidedKarma covers one of the crook's head, causing him to crash into a hydrant, and send both of them flying headfirst into the back window of a police car]].
25th Feb '16 11:53:41 AM StFan
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--> '''FBI Agent [[PhilCoulson Mike Casper]]''': In thirteen years with the Bureau, I've discovered that there's no amount of money, manpower or knowledge that can equal the person you're looking for being stupid.
--> '''President Bartlett''': We've always had some of the of stupidest criminals in the world in America. I've always been very proud of that.

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--> '''FBI -->'''FBI Agent [[PhilCoulson Mike Casper]]''': Casper:''' In thirteen years with the Bureau, I've discovered that there's no amount of money, manpower or knowledge that can equal the person you're looking for being stupid.
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'''President Bartlett''': Bartlett:''' We've always had some of the of stupidest criminals in the world in America. I've always been very proud of that.
22nd Feb '16 5:43:25 PM Zuxtron
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** Mike's former client, a wormy little bald guy who sells pharmaceuticals to drug dealers, invites Nacho inside his car during a meet, which allows Nacho to find his address, then later trash the place and take his stock and drug money.

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** Mike's former client, client Daniel Warmolt, a wormy little bald guy who sells pharmaceuticals to drug dealers, invites Nacho inside his car during a meet, which allows Nacho to find his address, then later trash the place and take his stock and drug money. Even dumber, he then proceeds to call the police for help, who easily find where he hid his money.
16th Feb '16 8:23:27 AM SeanMurrayI
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** After Nacho gets arrested for supposedly getting involved in the aforementioned 'kidnapping', Nacho threatens Jimmy for supposedly ratting on him. Jimmy responds by pointing all the elementary mistakes Nacho made, like using his own van in staking out the Kettlemans' house and getting spotted by a neighbor, and failing to clean the blood (from the skaters) out of the back of his van which gave the cops the probable cause to arrest him and start to dig into his activities. He essentially framed himself for a crime he has not yet committed. Furthermore, he starts doing deals behind Tuco's back, which isn't going to end well for him.
** Mike's former client, a wormy little bald guy who sells pharmaceuticals to drug dealers. He buys himself a flashy yellow hummer for his next meet with Nacho, which Mike refuses to get into. Then he proceeds to go to the meet ''alone'', and even allow Nacho inside his car, which causes Nacho to find his address, and to trash the place, taking his stock and his drug money.

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** After Nacho gets arrested for supposedly getting involved in the aforementioned 'kidnapping', Nacho threatens Jimmy for supposedly ratting on him. Jimmy responds by pointing all the elementary mistakes Nacho made, like using his own van in staking out the Kettlemans' house and getting spotted by a neighbor, and failing to clean the blood (from the skaters) out of the back of his van which gave the cops the probable cause to arrest him and start to dig into his activities. He essentially framed himself for a crime he has not yet committed. Furthermore, he starts doing deals behind Tuco's back, which isn't going to end well for him.
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** Mike's former client, a wormy little bald guy who sells pharmaceuticals to drug dealers. He buys himself a flashy yellow hummer for his next meet with Nacho, which Mike refuses to get into. Then he proceeds to go to the meet ''alone'', and even allow dealers, invites Nacho inside his car, car during a meet, which causes allows Nacho to find his address, and to then later trash the place, taking place and take his stock and his drug money.
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