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21st Mar '17 11:45:50 AM TudorRose
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* In the ''Literature/DeptfordMice'' trilogy, pretty much any conversation the Starwife and Audrey have is filled with this.
15th Mar '17 8:51:01 PM Discar
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* ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive''): The second time Kaladin meets Shallan, they end up screaming insults at each other in a crowded hallway, and he actually manages to hold his own against her--the first time that's ever happened. Later, when they get trapped in the chasms, they have a more friendly snark fight.
-->'''Shallan:''' It's far too early for arguments. Try it. Give me an insult.\\
'''Kaladin:''' I don't--\\
'''Shallan:''' Insult! Now!\\
'''Kaladin:''' I'd rather walk these chasms with a compulsive murderer than you. At least then, when the conversation got tedious, I'd have an easy way out.\\
'''Shallan:''' And your feet stink. See? Too early. I can't possibly be witty at this hour.
3rd Mar '17 8:39:43 AM rafi
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* Donald Duck in ''ComicBook/PaperinikNewAdventures'' with many character, from his Uncle Scrooge to villains like the Raider.



* [[TalkingAnimal Brian the Dog]] and [[BrainyBaby Stewie Griffin]], from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', are two of the snarkiest characters on the show. As such, conversations between them involve them being especially snarky. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMf6V5ct29I Here is an example.]]
-->'''Brian:''' Oh, ''there's'' my laptop. Do you mind? I want to check my email.\\
'''Stewie:''' Go away, I'm editing this music video I am making for Susie.\\
'''Brian:''' Oh really? A music video? Working on a little video there? A little music video? ''[voice starts to increase in pitch as he goes on]'' A little compliation of visual images to go with a song? A little 4-minute movie that tells the story of a...\\
'''Stewie:''' Yeah, that only works when I do it.
* Pretty much every BattleCouple in ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' is like this. Green Lantern/Hawkgirl, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Huntress/Question... Although it's not just couples. Hawkgirl/Flash, Superman/Batman, Hawkgirl/Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern/Flash team-ups all tend to turn into snarkfests.



* Obi-Wan and Anakin do this left, right and centre in ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', but Obi-Wan is such a SnarkKnight that he also tends to do this with just about everyone he fights along side (except maybe Cody).


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* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' and his adoptive daughter Gosalyn regularly.
* [[TalkingAnimal Brian]] and [[BrainyBaby Stewie Griffin]], from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', are two of the snarkiest characters on the show. As such, conversations between them involve them being especially snarky. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMf6V5ct29I Here is an example.]]
-->'''Brian:''' Oh, ''there's'' my laptop. Do you mind? I want to check my email.\\
'''Stewie:''' Go away, I'm editing this music video I am making for Susie.\\
'''Brian:''' Oh really? A music video? Working on a little video there? A little music video? ''[voice starts to increase in pitch as he goes on]'' A little compliation of visual images to go with a song? A little 4-minute movie that tells the story of a...\\
'''Stewie:''' Yeah, that only works when I do it.
* Pretty much every BattleCouple in ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' is like this. Green Lantern/Hawkgirl, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Huntress/Question... Although it's not just couples. Hawkgirl/Flash, Superman/Batman, Hawkgirl/Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern/Flash team-ups all tend to turn into snarkfests.


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* Obi-Wan and Anakin do this left, right and centre in ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', but Obi-Wan is such a SnarkKnight that he also tends to do this with just about everyone he fights along side (except maybe Cody).
* From ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'', Spider-Man and Hawkeye's episode together is nothing but this trope.
3rd Mar '17 8:33:13 AM gb00393
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--> '''Varys:'' "Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?"

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--> '''Varys:'' '''Varys:''' "Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?"
3rd Mar '17 8:32:26 AM gb00393
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* ''Series/GameOfThrones'' takes right after its parent ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''. If anything, it even manages to increase the generalized snark levels. However, Tyrion still triumphs.

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* ''Series/GameOfThrones'' takes right after its parent ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''. If anything, it even manages to increase the generalized snark levels. However,
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Tyrion still triumphs.triumphs. A dwarf, he uses his wit and intellect to overcome the prejudice he faces.


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--> '''Baelish:''' "When they castrated you, did they take the pillar with the stones? I've always wondered."
--> '''Varys:'' "Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?"
--> '''Baelish:''' "I picture a gash. Like a woman's. Is that about right?"
--> '''Varys:''' "I am flattered, of course, to be pictured at all."
--> '''Baelish:''' "Must be strange for you, even after all these years. A man from another land, despised by most, feared by all—"
--> '''Varys:''' "Am I? That is good to know. Do ''you'' lie awake at night fearing my gash?"


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** A lot of barbs are exchanged between Renly and Littlefinger since neither man possesses any talent for fighting.
27th Dec '16 2:07:39 PM Snipertoaster
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* In the [[VideoGame/ShadowWarrior2013 2013 revival of Shadow Warrior]], early on, Lo Wang meets the demon Hoji, who he forms a pact with. He stays with him for the rest of the game, and most of their dialogue involves bouncing snark off of one another.
-->'''Hoji:''' I like their style! Hot and bossy. I should order you around like that.\\
'''Wang:''' You're going to need to work on the hot part.\\
'''Hoji:''' Bitch.
10th Dec '16 8:13:05 AM Doug86
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* On TheBigBangTheory, any time [[TheFundamentalist Mary Cooper]] and [[HollywoodAtheist Beverly Hofstadter]] get together, the levels of Snark to Snark Combat are glorious.

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* On TheBigBangTheory, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', any time [[TheFundamentalist Mary Cooper]] and [[HollywoodAtheist Beverly Hofstadter]] get together, the levels of Snark to Snark Combat are glorious.
28th Nov '16 7:28:04 PM YamiVizziniX
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* In the ''Fanfic/BloomingMoonChronicles'', Luna, Scrivener Blooms and Twilight Sparkle are quipping at each other about half the time that there isn't ''actual'' combat happening.
2nd Nov '16 5:35:39 PM StFan
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** Spider-Man and SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}, both notorious snarkers actually [[http://www.comicvine.com/forums/deadpool/186/yo-mama-fight/534843/ engaged]] in a [[YourMom yo mama fight]] once.

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** Spider-Man and SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, both notorious snarkers actually [[http://www.comicvine.com/forums/deadpool/186/yo-mama-fight/534843/ engaged]] engages]] in a [[YourMom yo mama fight]] once.



* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': [[BattleCouple Shinji and Asuka]] are pretty snarky at the beginning of the history. During those chapters they are still in their BelligerentSexualTension phase, so their conversations and arguments often turns into this. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ For example, in chapter 3]]:

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* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': ''Manga/Evangelion303'': [[BattleCouple Shinji and Asuka]] are pretty snarky at the beginning of the history. During those chapters they are still in their BelligerentSexualTension phase, so their conversations and arguments often turns into this. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ For example, in chapter 3]]:



--> '''John:''' I beg your pardon!
--> '''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
--> '''John:''' I was trying to help.
--> '''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
--> '''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
--> '''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.

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--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' I beg your pardon!
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pardon!\\
'''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
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it]].\\
'''John:''' I was trying to help.
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help.\\
'''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
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help.\\
'''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
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etiquette?\\
'''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.



* ''{{Series/Angel}}'':

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* ''{{Series/Angel}}'': ''Series/{{Angel}}'':



--> '''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
--> '''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?

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--> '''Lindsey:''' -->'''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
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common.\\
'''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?



--> '''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.

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--> '''Zoe:''' -->'''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.



---> '''Jensen:''' Pritchard, I'm in.\\

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---> '''Jensen:''' --->'''Jensen:''' Pritchard, I'm in.\\



--> '''Nolan:''' "Punch out now and I'll give you a job... scrubbing toilets."
--> '''Black Knight:''' "Thanks! I'll pass."

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--> '''Nolan:''' "Punch -->'''Nolan:''' Punch out now and I'll give you a job... scrubbing toilets."
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'''Black Knight:''' "Thanks! Thanks! I'll pass."



* In ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta 2}}'', Bayonetta, DeadpanSnarker par excellence, ''finally'' finds someone who can keep up with her quips in the form of MouthyKid Loki.

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta 2}}'', ''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'', Bayonetta, DeadpanSnarker par excellence, ''finally'' finds someone who can keep up with her quips in the form of MouthyKid Loki.


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* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': About all of the interactions between Trixie and Discord in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E26ToWhereAndBackAgainPart2 To Where and Back Again – Part 2]]" consist in snarking at each other. To the point that Starlight asks them to cut it out after a while.
-->'''Discord:''' That's all very nice, but really a waste of time. We have me. And what else could we possibly need?\\
'''Trixie:''' A draconequus with magic ''and'' half a brain might help.\\
'''Discord:''' Why are you here again? I mean, it's not like you're going to stop the changelings by pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
9th Sep '16 8:19:30 AM fearlessnikki
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* ''Disney/PocahontasIIJourneyToANewWorld'' gives us Pocahontas and John Rolfe's first conversation.
--> '''John:''' I beg your pardon!
--> '''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
--> '''John:''' I was trying to help.
--> '''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
--> '''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
--> '''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.
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* On ''{{Series/Angel}},'' the eponymous vampire's team communicate with each other almost exclusively in snark, especially Wesley and Cordelia. Nicely summarized by Wesley early in the second season.

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* On ''{{Series/Angel}},'' the ''{{Series/Angel}}'':
** The
eponymous vampire's team communicate with each other almost exclusively in snark, especially Wesley and Cordelia. Nicely summarized by Wesley early in the second season.



** Kate Lockley starts one of these up to show just how unwilling she is to work with Wolfram & Hart.
--> '''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
--> '''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?



-->'''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
'''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
'''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.

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-->'''Zoe:''' --> '''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.
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