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28th Nov '16 7:28:04 PM YamiVizziniX
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* In the ''Fanfic/BloomingMoonChronicles'', Luna, Scrivener Blooms and Twilight Sparkle are quipping at each other about half the time that there isn't ''actual'' combat happening.
2nd Nov '16 5:35:39 PM StFan
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** Spider-Man and SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}, both notorious snarkers actually [[http://www.comicvine.com/forums/deadpool/186/yo-mama-fight/534843/ engaged]] in a [[YourMom yo mama fight]] once.

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** Spider-Man and SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, both notorious snarkers actually [[http://www.comicvine.com/forums/deadpool/186/yo-mama-fight/534843/ engaged]] engages]] in a [[YourMom yo mama fight]] once.



* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': [[BattleCouple Shinji and Asuka]] are pretty snarky at the beginning of the history. During those chapters they are still in their BelligerentSexualTension phase, so their conversations and arguments often turns into this. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ For example, in chapter 3]]:

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* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': ''Manga/Evangelion303'': [[BattleCouple Shinji and Asuka]] are pretty snarky at the beginning of the history. During those chapters they are still in their BelligerentSexualTension phase, so their conversations and arguments often turns into this. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ For example, in chapter 3]]:



--> '''John:''' I beg your pardon!
--> '''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
--> '''John:''' I was trying to help.
--> '''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
--> '''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
--> '''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.

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--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' I beg your pardon!
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pardon!\\
'''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
-->
it]].\\
'''John:''' I was trying to help.
-->
help.\\
'''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
-->
help.\\
'''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
-->
etiquette?\\
'''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.



* ''{{Series/Angel}}'':

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* ''{{Series/Angel}}'': ''Series/{{Angel}}'':



--> '''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
--> '''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?

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--> '''Lindsey:''' -->'''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
-->
common.\\
'''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?



--> '''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.

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--> '''Zoe:''' -->'''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.



---> '''Jensen:''' Pritchard, I'm in.\\

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---> '''Jensen:''' --->'''Jensen:''' Pritchard, I'm in.\\



--> '''Nolan:''' "Punch out now and I'll give you a job... scrubbing toilets."
--> '''Black Knight:''' "Thanks! I'll pass."

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--> '''Nolan:''' "Punch -->'''Nolan:''' Punch out now and I'll give you a job... scrubbing toilets."
-->
\\
'''Black Knight:''' "Thanks! Thanks! I'll pass."



* In ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta 2}}'', Bayonetta, DeadpanSnarker par excellence, ''finally'' finds someone who can keep up with her quips in the form of MouthyKid Loki.

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta 2}}'', ''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'', Bayonetta, DeadpanSnarker par excellence, ''finally'' finds someone who can keep up with her quips in the form of MouthyKid Loki.


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* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': About all of the interactions between Trixie and Discord in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E26ToWhereAndBackAgainPart2 To Where and Back Again Part 2]]" consist in snarking at each other. To the point that Starlight asks them to cut it out after a while.
-->'''Discord:''' That's all very nice, but really a waste of time. We have me. And what else could we possibly need?\\
'''Trixie:''' A draconequus with magic ''and'' half a brain might help.\\
'''Discord:''' Why are you here again? I mean, it's not like you're going to stop the changelings by pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
9th Sep '16 8:19:30 AM fearlessnikki
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* ''Disney/PocahontasIIJourneyToANewWorld'' gives us Pocahontas and John Rolfe's first conversation.
--> '''John:''' I beg your pardon!
--> '''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Alright. You have it]].
--> '''John:''' I was trying to help.
--> '''Pocahontas:''' I did not ask for your help.
--> '''John:''' You didn't say thank you either. What happened to manners and etiquette?
--> '''Pocahontas:''' Well, since you are new here, I don't expect you to have them yet.
[[/folder]]



* On ''{{Series/Angel}},'' the eponymous vampire's team communicate with each other almost exclusively in snark, especially Wesley and Cordelia. Nicely summarized by Wesley early in the second season.

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* On ''{{Series/Angel}},'' the ''{{Series/Angel}}'':
** The
eponymous vampire's team communicate with each other almost exclusively in snark, especially Wesley and Cordelia. Nicely summarized by Wesley early in the second season.



** Kate Lockley starts one of these up to show just how unwilling she is to work with Wolfram & Hart.
--> '''Lindsey:''' You know, Detective, we both have something in common.
--> '''Kate:''' Our bodies are both 80% water?



-->'''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
'''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
'''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.

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-->'''Zoe:''' --> '''Zoe:''' You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?\\
--> '''Mal:''' Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.\\
--> '''Zoe:''' Because it's a death trap.
30th Aug '16 1:40:43 AM KeithM
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* Apparently part of the training to become one of the ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' is to be highly proficient in all forms of combat, including snark-to-snark. Phil Coulson apparently lives for those moments.

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* Apparently part of the training to become one of the ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' is to be highly proficient in all forms of combat, including snark-to-snark. Phil Coulson apparently lives clearly revels for those moments.
30th Aug '16 1:40:00 AM KeithM
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* Apparently part of the training to become one of the ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' is to be highly proficient in all forms of combat, including snark-to-snark. Phil Coulson apparently lives for those moments.
17th Jul '16 8:39:02 AM TimberRidge
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* In the ''Literature/VillageTales'' series, the default conversational setting whenever [[GentlemanSnarker the Duke of Taunton]] engages anyone who can keep up: which has so far included his GrandeDame and otherwise [[NoSenseOfHumor humorless]] sister-in-law, his butler [[BattleButler the estimable Viney]], his [[HeterosexualLifePartner best and oldest friend]] the Nawab of Hubli, and even his [[TheVicar Rector]], the [[GoodShepherd doggedly decent]] [[AllLovingHero Canon Paddick]].
9th Jun '16 9:32:50 PM tolchok
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* Just about any interaction between Nail and Piccolo in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''.
28th May '16 6:32:03 AM bweb
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* On TheBigBangTheory, any time [[TheFundamentalist Mary Cooper]] and [[HollywoodAtheist Beverly Hofstadter]] get together, the levels of Snark to Snark Combat are glorious.
15th May '16 10:29:01 AM Koveras
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* It's fair to say over half of the party banter in ''Franchise/DragonAge'' is comprised of this, a natural result of being a {{BioWare}} game. Nonetheless, some companions get along... not as well as the others, which tends to result in some much more snarky conversations, such as Alistair and Morrigan in [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins the first game]], Aveline and Isabela in [[VideoGame/DragonAge2 the second]], and Sera and Vivienne in [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition the third]].

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* It's fair to say over half of the party banter in ''Franchise/DragonAge'' is comprised of this, a natural result of being a {{BioWare}} Creator/BioWare game. Nonetheless, some companions get along... not as well as the others, which tends to result in some much more snarky conversations, such as Alistair and Morrigan in [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins the first game]], Aveline and Isabela in [[VideoGame/DragonAge2 [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII the second]], and Sera and Vivienne in [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition the third]].
14th May '16 6:15:32 AM StFan
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'''Lucius Fox:''' (''chuckle'') Very good Mr. Lau. "Accidentally."

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'''Lucius Fox:''' (''chuckle'') ''[chuckle]'' Very good Mr. Lau. "Accidentally."



* ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga''

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* ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga''''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga'':



'''Bruce Wayne:''' Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire. Who's your date? (''motions to the man Selina was dancing with'')\\

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'''Bruce Wayne:''' Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire. Who's your date? (''motions ''[motions to the man Selina was dancing with'')\\with]''\\



'''Bruce Wayne:''' RobinHood?\\

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'''Bruce Wayne:''' RobinHood?\\Myth/RobinHood?\\



'''R:''' Yes, well they call it the Future, so get used to it. (''takes Bond into a museum of {{call back}}s'')\\

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'''R:''' Yes, well they call it the Future, so get used to it. (''takes ''[takes Bond into a museum of {{call back}}s'')\\back}}s]''\\



-->(''Regina finds a basket of green apples on her porch'')\\

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-->(''Regina -->''[Regina finds a basket of green apples on her porch'')\\porch]''\\



-->'''Tim:''' ...when Brad's guests get here tonight, they'll be down there with their hair bleached white, eyes bulging out with that look of horror -- (''Tim makes a horror face'')\\

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-->'''Tim:''' ...when Brad's guests get here tonight, they'll be down there with their hair bleached white, eyes bulging out with that look of horror -- (''Tim ''[Tim makes a horror face'')\\face]''\\



(''beat'')\\

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(''beat'')\\''[beat]''\\



(''beat'')\\

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(''beat'')\\''[beat]''\\



* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': It's a {{BioWare}} game, so [[WorldOfSnark what do you expect]]? Some gems include:

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* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': It's a {{BioWare}} Creator/BioWare game, so [[WorldOfSnark what do you expect]]? Some gems include:



'''Brian:''' Oh really? A music video? Working on a little video there? A little music video? (''voice starts to increase in pitch as he goes on'') A little compliation of visual images to go with a song? A little 4-minute movie that tells the story of a...\\

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'''Brian:''' Oh really? A music video? Working on a little video there? A little music video? (''voice ''[voice starts to increase in pitch as he goes on'') on]'' A little compliation of visual images to go with a song? A little 4-minute movie that tells the story of a...\\
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