History Main / ShotInTheAss

20th May '18 2:24:06 PM TheBigBopper
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In several wars, being shot in the ass was known as a "million-dollar wound", because it was serious enough to get you medically discharged and shipped home but not in any way debilitating once it had healed, and, as such, worth a million dollars to a war-weary grunt.

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In several wars, being shot in the ass was known as a "million-dollar wound", because it was serious enough to get you medically discharged and shipped home but not in any way permanently debilitating in any way once it had healed, and, as such, worth a million dollars to a war-weary grunt.
19th May '18 12:44:01 PM Jake18
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** You can also do this to ordinary mooks for a "Rear Entry" skillshot.
12th May '18 6:41:54 AM Digsu
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* In Finnish, saying that someone is "like a bear that's been shot in the ass" is a metaphor for describing someone who is as angry as, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a bear that's been]] ShotInTheAss.
17th Apr '18 5:21:47 AM AnoneMouseJr
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* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': Gibbs inflicts on a SerialKiller. It's strongly implied it's on purpose.

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* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': Gibbs inflicts this on a SerialKiller. It's strongly implied it's on purpose.
15th Apr '18 5:59:22 AM JackG
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* ''Series/{{Heartbeat}}''. A policeman gets an injury on his behind and tries to claim it was in the line of duty. The sardonic response is: "Came from behind, did they?"

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* ''Series/{{Heartbeat}}''. A policeman gets an injury on his behind backside after falling on a sharp object, and tries to claim it was in the line of duty.duty later on. The sardonic response is: "Came from behind, did they?"
15th Apr '18 5:58:49 AM JackG
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* ''Series/{{Heartbeat}}''. A policeman gets an injury on his behind and tries to claim it was in the line of duty. The sardonic response is: "Came from behind, did they?"
5th Apr '18 10:03:30 PM AnoneMouseJr
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* In ''Harry Potter and the Muggle Who Lived'' (a crossover with ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''), Tonks complains about Xander shooting her in the arse with a paintball gun. Xander counters that she shot him back in the same place, and has five paintball splatters to prove it.
8th Mar '18 1:54:57 PM WillKeaton
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* During one of Tim Conway's "Old Man" sketches on ''Series/TheCarolBurnettShow'' the Old Man is an old west sheriff whose "quick" draw ricochets several times [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP6yDJEPDKA&t=7m35s before hitting him in the rump]].

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* During one of Tim Conway's "Old Man" sketches on ''Series/TheCarolBurnettShow'' the Old Man is an old west sheriff whose "quick" draw ricochets several times [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP6yDJEPDKA&t=7m35s before hitting him in the rump]].rump.]]



* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', the creators gave a unique [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Arse-shooting_crossbow arse-shooting crossbow]] to a player. Strangely, the "[[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Shot_in_the_Arse Shot in the Arse]]" effect it bestows is beneficial. It even comes complete with a ''Film/{{Braveheart}}'' reference:

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* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', the creators gave a unique [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Arse-shooting_crossbow arse-shooting crossbow]] to a player. Strangely, the "[[http://kol.[[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Shot_in_the_Arse Shot "Shot in the Arse]]" Arse"]] effect it bestows is beneficial. It even comes complete with a ''Film/{{Braveheart}}'' reference:
8th Mar '18 1:54:01 PM WillKeaton
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* The ''Bonanza'' fanfic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11183769/1/A-Prickly-Problem "A Prickly Problem"]] features Little Joe in the unfortunate position of, while not having been ''shot'' in the ass, having been bucked off of a bronco onto [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Cylindropuntia_bigelovii.jpg/220px-Cylindropuntia_bigelovii.jpg this]], which is just about as painful (and leaving Adam in the arguably just as unfortunate position of having to remove all of the spines).

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* The ''Bonanza'' fanfic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11183769/1/A-Prickly-Problem "A Prickly Problem"]] features Little Joe in the unfortunate position of, while not having been ''shot'' in the ass, having been bucked off of a bronco onto [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Cylindropuntia_bigelovii.jpg/220px-Cylindropuntia_bigelovii.jpg this]], this,]] which is just about as painful (and leaving Adam in the arguably just as unfortunate position of having to remove all of the spines).
8th Mar '18 1:53:34 PM WillKeaton
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* In the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://b7fic.livejournal.com/93671.html "On the Up"]], Avon is shot in the bum; both Vila and (uncharacteristically) Avon find this hilarious and collapse into a cackling fit. This becomes immediate {{mood whiplash}} when they realise that a) [[spoiler:the laughter is a symptom of hypoxia, because they're trapped in a lift with no ventilation]], and b) [[spoiler:Avon's bleeding both ends]].

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* In the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://b7fic.livejournal.com/93671.html "On the Up"]], Up,"]] Avon is shot in the bum; both Vila and (uncharacteristically) Avon find this hilarious and collapse into a cackling fit. This becomes immediate {{mood whiplash}} when they realise that a) [[spoiler:the laughter is a symptom of hypoxia, because they're trapped in a lift with no ventilation]], and b) [[spoiler:Avon's bleeding both ends]].



* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7053661/8/Harry-Potter-The-Forgotten-Brother Harry Potter, the Forgotten Brother]], Snape receives one of these after trespassing on Harry’s farm. While Pomfrey and Snape [[InsistentTerminology insist he was shot in the upper thigh,]] Hermione is more than glad to explain where he was shot...

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* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7053661/8/Harry-Potter-The-Forgotten-Brother Harry Potter, the Forgotten Brother]], Brother,]] Snape receives one of these after trespassing on Harry’s farm. While Pomfrey and Snape [[InsistentTerminology insist he was shot in the upper thigh,]] Hermione is more than glad to explain where he was shot...
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