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20th Sep '16 1:02:12 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''ComicBook/JudgeDredd'': Dredd's arch-nemesis Judge Death [[http://comicsalliance.com/files/2015/05/DJ02.jpg is about to bring you true justice]].
5th Sep '16 10:41:49 AM erforce
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* ''Film/{{Beowulf}}'' (2007): Creator/RayWinstone [[http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/beowulf-poster.jpg is about to slit your throat!]]

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* ''Film/{{Beowulf}}'' (2007): ''Film/{{Beowulf|2007}}'': Creator/RayWinstone [[http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/beowulf-poster.jpg is about to slit your throat!]]
13th Aug '16 2:10:17 PM nombretomado
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* ''DirgeOfCerberus: -VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII-'': [[http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/2/2b/VinDirgeLoop.jpg Vincent Valentine is about to shoot you, the guy beside you and the guy behind you!]]

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* ''DirgeOfCerberus: ''VideoGame/DirgeOfCerberus: -VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII-'': [[http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/2/2b/VinDirgeLoop.jpg Vincent Valentine is about to shoot you, the guy beside you and the guy behind you!]]
13th Aug '16 4:24:27 AM Morgenthaler
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** The RogueTrader sourcebook, ''Hostile Acquisitions'' does this with it's cover-art using the Iconic Rogue Trader, Sarvus Trask.

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** The RogueTrader TabletopGame/RogueTrader sourcebook, ''Hostile Acquisitions'' does this with it's cover-art using the Iconic Rogue Trader, Sarvus Trask.
9th Aug '16 12:58:26 PM Ripburger
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* ''VideoGame/XCom Apocalypse'': [[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L1znXUxJaOw/R4yHlhwoHII/AAAAAAAAB6Q/xBDftdyRCIE/s320/X-Com%2B-%2BApocalypse_2.png An X-Com Agent]] [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy is about to shoot another X-Com agent who isn't standing anywhere near you!]]

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* ''VideoGame/XCom Apocalypse'': ''VideoGame/XCOMApocalypse'': [[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L1znXUxJaOw/R4yHlhwoHII/AAAAAAAAB6Q/xBDftdyRCIE/s320/X-Com%2B-%2BApocalypse_2.png An X-Com Agent]] [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy is about to shoot another X-Com agent who isn't standing anywhere near you!]]
30th Jul '16 10:43:34 AM nombretomado
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* ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Armageddon 2008'': ChrisJericho [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/29777_Arm08_300x450.jpg Is About To Nuke You!]]

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* ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Armageddon 2008'': ChrisJericho Wrestling/ChrisJericho [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/29777_Arm08_300x450.jpg Is About To Nuke You!]]
1st Jun '16 1:01:01 PM FlakyPorcupine
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* ''VideoGame/INinja'': [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/I-Ninja.jpg Ninja is tossing his shuriken at you]]!
28th May '16 8:20:21 PM nombretomado
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* Japanese cover for the PlayStation cover of ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters '96'': [[http://castleofcollectibles.com/torture/sony/ps/pskof96best.jpg Iori Yagami is about to burn you!]]

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* Japanese cover for the PlayStation UsefulNotes/PlayStation cover of ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters '96'': [[http://castleofcollectibles.com/torture/sony/ps/pskof96best.jpg Iori Yagami is about to burn you!]]
22nd May '16 3:48:02 PM Kamikashi
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* ''VideoGame/RyseSonOfRome'':[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/256px-ryse_box_art_2802.jpg Marius Vitus is about to stab you.]]
26th Apr '16 8:16:24 PM merotoker
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* A volume cover of the PokemonSpecial manga has [[http://jb2448.info/Pokemon_Adventures_28/000frontcover Emerald about to shoot you.]]

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* A volume cover of the PokemonSpecial ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'' manga has [[http://jb2448.info/Pokemon_Adventures_28/000frontcover Emerald about to shoot you.]]



* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'': [[http://imgur.com/88NSmoF Mami is about to shoot you]] ([[BilingualBonus to all German-speakers]]: [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant NOT related to]] Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot)[[note]]"Stop! Oder meine '''Mami''' schießt!" is the German title of Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot[[/note]].
* Anime/SoRaNoWoTo: [[http://imgur.com/F3iEGnO Second Lieutenant Filicia Heidemann is about to shoot you]], [[TooDumbToLive if you're gonna be so fucking brainless]] [[MamaBear to lay a hand on her subordinates or people under her care]].
* {{VideoGame/Gungrave}}: [[http://imgur.com/ABlOrPF Brendon is about to shoot you with]] [[DualWielding two guns]].
* Manga/YuruYuri: [[http://imgur.com/NE3oSht Himawari is about to shoot you with window cleaning detergent]].

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* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'': [[http://imgur.com/88NSmoF Mami is about to shoot you]] ([[BilingualBonus to all German-speakers]]: [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant NOT related to]] Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot)[[note]]"Stop! Oder meine '''Mami''' schießt!" is the German title of Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot[[/note]].
''Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot''[[/note]].
* Anime/SoRaNoWoTo: ''Anime/SoundOfTheSky'': [[http://imgur.com/F3iEGnO Second Lieutenant Filicia Heidemann is about to shoot you]], [[TooDumbToLive if you're gonna be so fucking brainless]] [[MamaBear to lay a hand on her subordinates or people under her care]].
* {{VideoGame/Gungrave}}: ''{{VideoGame/Gungrave}}'': [[http://imgur.com/ABlOrPF Brendon is about to shoot you with]] [[DualWielding two guns]].
* Manga/YuruYuri: ''Manga/YuruYuri'': [[http://imgur.com/NE3oSht Himawari is about to shoot you with window cleaning detergent]].



* Manga/LuckyStar: Konata's [[http://imgur.com/ow65FO4 gonna put eye drops in your eyes]].

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* Manga/LuckyStar: ''Manga/LuckyStar'': Konata's [[http://imgur.com/ow65FO4 gonna put eye drops in your eyes]].



* One of the [[{{Eyecatch}} eyecatches]] for the Japanese version of ''Anime/DigimonFrontier'' has [[KidAppealCharacter Chakmon]] doing this with his snowball cannon.

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* One of the [[{{Eyecatch}} eyecatches]] {{eyecatch}}es for the Japanese version of ''Anime/DigimonFrontier'' has [[KidAppealCharacter Chakmon]] doing this with his snowball cannon.



* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=113 Superman]] is about to punch you. For real (well, certain values of "real") this time; he's not just flying. [[Website/{{Superdickery}} Superman's a dick]].
** Superman is about to [[http://images.wikia.com/superman/images/4/4f/Superman_Heat_Vision.jpg burn your feet down]].

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* %%* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=113 Superman]] is about to punch you. For real (well, certain values of "real") this time; he's not just flying. [[Website/{{Superdickery}} Superman's a dick]].
** * Superman is about to [[http://images.wikia.com/superman/images/4/4f/Superman_Heat_Vision.jpg burn your feet down]].



* The ComicBook/BirdsOfPrey [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Birdsofpreybloodandcircuits.jpg are ready to attack you.]] That is what ComicBook/BlackCanary [[MakeMeWannaShout has to say]].

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* The ComicBook/BirdsOfPrey [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Birdsofpreybloodandcircuits.[[https://images.creators.co/image/upload/c_scale,h_1050,t_mp_quality,w_700/-622abf17-d62a-48f7-a8f7-53ba8af7b91d.jpg are ready to attack you.]] That is what ComicBook/BlackCanary [[MakeMeWannaShout has to say]].



* ''Film/TheRock'': SeanConnery [[TropeNamer Is About To...well, you know]]. [[MisplacedNamesPoster Or is it Nicolas Cage?]] [[note]]The mock-up poster was used in a Website/SomethingAwful Photoshop Phriday feature.[[/note]]

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* ''Film/TheRock'': SeanConnery [[TropeNamer Creator/SeanConnery [[TropeNamers Is About To...well, you know]]. [[MisplacedNamesPoster Or is it Nicolas Cage?]] [[note]]The mock-up poster was used in a Website/SomethingAwful Photoshop Phriday feature.[[/note]]



* ''Film/{{Robin Hood|2010}}'': ([[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Robin_Hood_2010_poster.jpg 2010 film]]): RussellCrowe Is About To Shoot Your Left Ear With a REGULAR Arrow!

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* ''Film/{{Robin Hood|2010}}'': ([[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Robin_Hood_2010_poster.jpg 2010 film]]): RussellCrowe Creator/RussellCrowe Is About To Shoot Your Left Ear With a REGULAR Arrow!



* ''Film/HarryPotter [[http://www.impawards.com/2007/harry_potter_and_the_order_of_the_phoenix_ver10.html and the Order of the Phoenix]]'': Creator/DanielRadcliffe, Creator/EmmaWatson And Creator/RupertGrint (and Matthew Lewis in the background) Are About To Turn You Into A Toad!

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* ''Film/HarryPotter [[http://www.impawards.com/2007/harry_potter_and_the_order_of_the_phoenix_ver10.html and the Order of the Phoenix]]'': Creator/DanielRadcliffe, Creator/EmmaWatson And and Creator/RupertGrint (and Matthew Lewis in the background) Are About To Turn You Into A Toad!



* [[https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/49530/hulk2003.jpg The 2003]] ''[[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]]'': Hulk Smash You!

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* [[https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/49530/hulk2003.jpg The 2003]] ''[[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]]'': ''Film/{{Hulk}}'': Hulk Smash You!



* ''Film/PitchBlack'': VinDiesel [[http://www.impawards.com/2000/pitch_black_ver4.html Is About To Shoot The Person To Your Right!]]

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* ''Film/PitchBlack'': VinDiesel Creator/VinDiesel [[http://www.impawards.com/2000/pitch_black_ver4.html Is About To Shoot The Person To Your Right!]]



* ''Film/{{Beowulf}}'' (2007): RayWinstone [[http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/beowulf-poster.jpg is about to slit your throat!]]

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* ''Film/{{Beowulf}}'' (2007): RayWinstone Creator/RayWinstone [[http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/beowulf-poster.jpg is about to slit your throat!]]



* ''No Way Back'': RussellCrowe is about to [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Nowayback_5099.jpg shoot you!]] -- GangstaStyle!

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* ''No Way Back'': RussellCrowe Creator/RussellCrowe is about to [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Nowayback_5099.jpg shoot you!]] -- GangstaStyle!



* ''IpMan:'' Donnie Yen [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_wO33-aOOTc/TddJVLUkbVI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/WinFPUG_k2I/s1600/2008_ipman_poster_cn.jpg is going]] [[http://media.seattleweekly.com/5872236.79.jpg to kick your ass.]]

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* ''IpMan:'' ''Film/IpMan:'' Donnie Yen [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_wO33-aOOTc/TddJVLUkbVI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/WinFPUG_k2I/s1600/2008_ipman_poster_cn.jpg is going]] [[http://media.seattleweekly.com/5872236.79.jpg to kick your ass.]]



* ''Film/BangkokDangerous:'' NicolasCage [[FamilyFriendlyFirearms ISN'T]] [[http://i.imgur.com/7e6FC.jpg about to shoot you!]]

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* ''Film/BangkokDangerous:'' NicolasCage Creator/NicolasCage [[FamilyFriendlyFirearms ISN'T]] [[http://i.imgur.com/7e6FC.jpg about to shoot you!]]



* ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'': [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ll3OSHFzPoA/T4N4HG3qAJI/AAAAAAAAACk/GxndWlrmxeo/s1600/Avengers-assemble-poster.jpg With]] or [[http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-avengers-poster.jpg without]] his helmet, Creator/RobertDowneyJr is about to nuke the person to your right ! Oh, and [[Creator/SamuelLJackson Samuel "Mozafucka" L. Jackson]] is more commonly about to shoot your left ear ([[http://www.filmsfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/The-Avengers-poster-Nick-Fury-1.jpg he might miss]]).
* ''Film/SinCity'': Benicio Del Toro is about to shoot the person to your left [[http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/08_09/2005/401792/l_401792_f03f7b88.jpg while]] BruceWillis is about to shoot your left foot!

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* ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'': [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ll3OSHFzPoA/T4N4HG3qAJI/AAAAAAAAACk/GxndWlrmxeo/s1600/Avengers-assemble-poster.jpg With]] or [[http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-avengers-poster.[[http://pre02.deviantart.net/a3ee/th/pre/i/2012/126/9/8/the_avengers_poster_by_creativeorange-d4yrg5d.jpg without]] his helmet, Creator/RobertDowneyJr is about to nuke the person to your right ! Oh, and [[Creator/SamuelLJackson Samuel "Mozafucka" L. Jackson]] is more commonly about to shoot your left ear ([[http://www.filmsfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/The-Avengers-poster-Nick-Fury-1.jpg he might miss]]).
* ''Film/SinCity'': Benicio Del Toro is about to shoot the person to your left [[http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/08_09/2005/401792/l_401792_f03f7b88.jpg while]] BruceWillis Creator/BruceWillis is about to shoot your left foot!



** [[DoctorJerk Or spill hot coffee on you]].

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** [[DoctorJerk [[DrJerk Or spill hot coffee on you]].



* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': [[http://igossip.com/photos_2/august_2010/Celebrity_glee_slushies_2200.jpg The entire cast]] is about to [[CoveredInGunge slushie you]]!

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* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': [[http://igossip.com/photos_2/august_2010/Celebrity_glee_slushies_2200.[[http://images4.fanpop.com/image/forum/74000/74516_1297122945840_full.jpg The entire cast]] is about to [[CoveredInGunge slushie you]]!



* In [[http://www.deltaattack.com/2011/09/07/three-consoles-shoot-stuff/ this]] picture used as a GamePro Magazine cover: [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] is about to shoot you while [[{{Metroid}} Samus]] and a [[VideoGame/KillZone Helgast Soldier]] watch.

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* %%* In [[http://www.deltaattack.com/2011/09/07/three-consoles-shoot-stuff/ this]] picture used as a GamePro Magazine cover: [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] is about to shoot you while [[{{Metroid}} Samus]] and a [[VideoGame/KillZone Helgast Soldier]] watch.watch.
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** ''VideoGame/SuperCastlevaniaIV'' japanese cover: [[http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/File:Supercastlevaniaiv_japanbox.jpg Simon Belmont is about to whip you again!]]

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** ''VideoGame/SuperCastlevaniaIV'' japanese Japanese cover: [[http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/File:Supercastlevaniaiv_japanbox.jpg Simon Belmont is about to whip you again!]]



* The NATO soldier from ''OperationFlashpoint'' [[http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1021493838-00.jpg is menacingly aiming at you from point-blank range... and about to shoot you with an M16 !]]

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* The NATO soldier from ''OperationFlashpoint'' ''VideoGame/OperationFlashpoint'' [[http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1021493838-00.jpg is menacingly aiming at you from point-blank range... and about to shoot you with an M16 !]]



* ''VideoGame/MegaMan1'' US cover: Mega Man ''would'' be about to [[http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/04/mega-man.jpg shoot you]] -- [[OffModel if his arthritis weren't flaring up so bad he can't move his wrist, and his cataracts weren't keeping him from seeing you in the first place]].

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* ''VideoGame/MegaMan1'' US cover: Mega Man ''would'' be about to [[http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/04/mega-man.jpg [[http://upload.inven.co.kr/upload/2011/12/30/bbs/i2712211993.png shoot you]] -- [[OffModel if his arthritis weren't flaring up so bad he can't move his wrist, and his cataracts weren't keeping him from seeing you in the first place]].



* [[VideoGame/AsurasWrath Asura]] is about [[http://www.framestatic.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/1118.jpg to punch your face inside out.]] And or [[http://gamingeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/asuras_wrath_boxart_japan.jpg scream at you.]]

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* [[VideoGame/AsurasWrath Asura]] VideoGame/{{Asura|sWrath}} is about [[http://www.framestatic.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/1118.jpg to punch your face inside out.]] And or [[http://gamingeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/asuras_wrath_boxart_japan.jpg scream at you.]]



* Death The Kid from ''Manga/SoulEater'' has a few [[IncrediblyLamePun shots]] in the show or the merchandise in which he is pointing [[MorphWeapon Liz and Patti]] at the camera; a particularly famous shot is [[http://littledailyprophet.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/soul-eater-03_death-the-kidavi_001167042.jpg one from his debut episode]]; he was actually supposed to be pointing at a very asymmetrical pharaoh.

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* Death The Kid from ''Manga/SoulEater'' has a few [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} shots]] in the show or the merchandise in which he is pointing [[MorphWeapon Liz and Patti]] at the camera; a particularly famous shot is [[http://littledailyprophet.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/soul-eater-03_death-the-kidavi_001167042.jpg one from his debut episode]]; he was actually supposed to be pointing at a very asymmetrical pharaoh.



* ''Film/TheProposition'': Danny Huston, Guy Pearce, and RayWinstone are all going to shoot you. Or maybe someone just behind you and to your left.

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* ''Film/TheProposition'': Danny Huston, Guy Pearce, and RayWinstone Creator/RayWinstone are all going to shoot you. Or maybe someone just behind you and to your left.



* ''Film/{{Zardoz}}'' has SeanConnery shooting at the camera, in a red nappy.

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* ''Film/{{Zardoz}}'' has SeanConnery Creator/SeanConnery shooting at the camera, in a red nappy.



* The second shootout (the one not dictated by Steve Buscemi) of ''Film/{{Desperado}}'' features AntonioBanderas firing two full clips into the camera, and in the extras Creator/RobertRodriguez points out that the force of the blanks and the closeness of the pistols knocked off the flash dampener.

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* The second shootout (the one not dictated by Steve Buscemi) of ''Film/{{Desperado}}'' features AntonioBanderas Creator/AntonioBanderas firing two full clips into the camera, and in the extras Creator/RobertRodriguez points out that the force of the blanks and the closeness of the pistols knocked off the flash dampener.



* Happens in-character in ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII'', when Marty encounters a holographic The Shark Is About To Eat You! advert for ''Jaws [[RidiculousFutureSequelization 19]]''.

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* Happens in-character in ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII'', when Marty encounters a holographic The Shark Is About To Eat You! advert for ''Jaws [[RidiculousFutureSequelization [[RidiculousFutureSequelisation 19]]''.



* The Film/MenInBlack (especially K) will occasionally [[LaserGuidedAmnesia neuralize]] you. Also happens at the end of the theme park ride.
* TheStinger for ''Film/AmericanGangster'' is DenzelWashington shooting you.

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* The Film/MenInBlack (especially K) will occasionally [[LaserGuidedAmnesia neuralize]] you. Also happens at the end of [[Ride/MenInBlackAlienAttack the theme park ride.
ride]].
* TheStinger for ''Film/AmericanGangster'' is DenzelWashington Creator/DenzelWashington shooting you.



* Several times in ''{{A Fistful of Dollars}}'', with Ramon Rojo. Most significantly in shots like [[http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/a/a-fistful-of-dollars-1964/0383812_4548_MC_Tx304.jpg this]], [[https://torkofthetown.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ramon-rifle.jpg this]],[[https://dissectingtheframe.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/vlcsnap-2013-06-29-14h14m21s15.png this]], and [[https://torkofthetown.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ramon-gatling.jpg this]].

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* Several times in ''{{A Fistful of Dollars}}'', ''Film/AFistfulOfDollars'', with Ramon Rojo. Most significantly in shots like [[http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/a/a-fistful-of-dollars-1964/0383812_4548_MC_Tx304.jpg this]], [[https://torkofthetown.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ramon-rifle.jpg this]],[[https://dissectingtheframe.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/vlcsnap-2013-06-29-14h14m21s15.png this]], and [[https://torkofthetown.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ramon-gatling.jpg this]].
this]].



* When thugs interrupt {{Xena}}'s [[OutdoorBathPeeping bathing]], you get a point-of-view shot of her punching you in the face.

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* When thugs interrupt {{Xena}}'s Series/{{Xena|WarriorPrincess}}'s [[OutdoorBathPeeping bathing]], you get a point-of-view shot of her punching you in the face.



* StreetFighter:

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* StreetFighter:Franchise/StreetFighter:



** In [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan the cartoon]], Mega Man [[MegaManning now has your power]], and is about to blast you with it!

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** In [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan the cartoon]], Mega Man [[MegaManning [[PowerCopying now has your power]], and is about to blast you with it!



* The print [[http://www.metmuseum.org/collection/the-collection-online/search/387968 "The archer and the milkmaid"]] after Jacques de Gheyn II, ca. 1610, demonstrates that this trope is OlderThanSteam. Not only is the subject pointing his crossbow directly at the viewer as an adoring milkmaid hangs on his arm, but the artist [[IncrediblyLamePun milks]] the image for all the sexual double entendre that it's worth.

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* The print [[http://www.metmuseum.org/collection/the-collection-online/search/387968 "The archer and the milkmaid"]] after Jacques de Gheyn II, ca. 1610, demonstrates that this trope is OlderThanSteam. Not only is the subject pointing his crossbow directly at the viewer as an adoring milkmaid hangs on his arm, but the artist [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} milks]] the image for all the sexual double entendre that it's worth.
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