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19th Jul '17 3:55:36 AM JackG
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** And in Film/TheEnforcer'', Harry's female partner notes tongue-in-cheek that his .44 Magnum has superior penetration.

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** And in Film/TheEnforcer'', ''Film/TheEnforcer'', Harry's female partner notes tongue-in-cheek that his .44 Magnum has superior penetration.
19th Jul '17 3:54:57 AM JackG
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** And in Film/TheEnforcer'', Harry's female partner notes tongue-in-cheek that his .44 Magnum has superior penetration.
4th Jul '17 1:01:30 PM Shadoboy
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* Not-Baragon from ''Literature/NESGodzillaCreepypasta'' sports a minigun that comes out of its crotch. He also happens to be a bizarre bipedal creature with no arms and an elephant's skull for a head. And he's not the strangest monster in the story...
18th Jun '17 2:29:48 AM JackG
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-->'''Dr Brain:''' Surrender now or my Titan rocket will penetrate your defenses. What good are your Freudian analyses in the face of my long red rocket...I don't mean it that way...surrender now or my punishment will be stiff indeed...

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-->'''Dr Brain:''' Surrender now or my Titan rocket will penetrate your defenses. What good are your Freudian analyses in the face of my long red rocket...I don't mean it that way...surrender now or [[DiggingYourselfDeeper my punishment will be stiff indeed...]]
18th Jun '17 2:28:40 AM JackG
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* ''WebVideo/KeyOfAwesome''. In the Space Girl episode "Pseudopods!", the evil [[BrainInAJar Dr Brain]] threatens to launch his doomsday rocket, only for it to fall over limply. The aliens he's threatening can [[LetsMockTheMonsters barely suppress their laughter]] and suggest he might be CompensatingForSomething.
-->'''Dr Brain:''' Surrender now or my Titan rocket will penetrate your defenses. What good are your Freudian analyses in the face of my long red rocket...I don't mean it that way...surrender now or my punishment will be stiff indeed...
11th May '17 9:13:29 AM Hjortron18
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* There is [[http://www.noob.us/humor/strangest-gun-fight-ever/ a clip]] from the Swedish movie ''Kopps'' where a police officer throws his gun into the air, opens his pants, catches the gun in the open fly, then buckles his belt over the gun. He then guns down two criminals using pelvic thrusts. Then takes out the third by hacky-sacking the gun and kicking it into mook's face.

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* There is [[http://www.noob.us/humor/strangest-gun-fight-ever/ a clip]] from the Swedish movie ''Kopps'' ''Film/{{Kopps}}'' where a police officer throws his gun into the air, opens his pants, catches the gun in the open fly, then buckles his belt over the gun. He then guns down two criminals using pelvic thrusts. Then takes out the third by hacky-sacking the gun and kicking it into mook's face.
6th May '17 8:06:44 PM nombretomado
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* In the ''Franchise/TransformersFilmSeries'' toyline, Swindle's cannon is normally [[ChestBlaster mounted in his chest]] while in robot mode, but can be swung down so as to protrude from his crotch. It even "erects" at the push of a button.

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* In the ''Franchise/TransformersFilmSeries'' ''Film/TransformersFilmSeries'' toyline, Swindle's cannon is normally [[ChestBlaster mounted in his chest]] while in robot mode, but can be swung down so as to protrude from his crotch. It even "erects" at the push of a button.
1st May '17 11:58:27 AM StFan
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* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'': Tiger faces off with a masked gunslinger cat who turns out to have a more powerful slingshot. Tiger's slingshot goes limp in response.
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* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'': Tiger faces off with a masked gunslinger cat who turns out to have a more powerful slingshot. Tiger's slingshot goes limp in response.
* ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'': Theatrical posters show the Merc-with-the-Mouth conspicuously brandishing a Desert Eagle right in front of his crotch, similar to the ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' video game example.

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* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'': Tiger faces off with a masked gunslinger cat who turns out to have a more powerful slingshot. Tiger's slingshot goes limp in response.
* ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'':
''Film/Deadpool2016'': Theatrical posters show the Merc-with-the-Mouth conspicuously brandishing a Desert Eagle right in front of his crotch, similar to the ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' video game example.



[[folder:Web Animation]]
* As the ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' between [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats Lion-O]] features two muscular, scantily-clad men wielding huge swords, one of which extends, the phallic weapon jokes were pretty much inevitable:
-->'''He-Man:''' Back off, feline, you are clearly not equipped to--\\
''[Lion-O's Sword of Omens [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything grows longer]]]''\\
'''He-Man:''' ''[[[AmbiguouslyGay in a very pleased tone]]]'' Ooooooh!
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* Lampshaded and inverted in [[http://oglaf.com/glamazon-way/ this]] (SFW) ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, where a 'Glamazon' criticizes a female warrior's sword for being a phallic weapon, and claims that women should using engulfing weapons like the whip, net, lasso and... [[RingsOfDeath throwing]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick anus]].
** [[AltText The Glamazons don't follow fashion--they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt.]]

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* Lampshaded and inverted in [[http://oglaf.com/glamazon-way/ this]] (SFW) ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, where a 'Glamazon' "Glamazon" criticizes a female warrior's sword for being a phallic weapon, and claims that women should using engulfing weapons like the whip, net, lasso and... [[RingsOfDeath throwing]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick anus]].
** [[AltText -->'''AltText:''' The Glamazons don't follow fashion--they fashion -- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt.]]



* Literalized in ''ItsAlwaysTime'': Strawberry Banana (aka SB) (she's made of Jell-O. ItMakesSenseInContext.) is a woman with a penis. A ''detachable'' penis. And when she detaches it, it turns into a sword.

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* Literalized in ''ItsAlwaysTime'': ''It's Always Time'': Strawberry Banana (aka (a.k.a. SB) (she's made of Jell-O. ItMakesSenseInContext.) Jell-O; ItMakesSenseInContext) is a woman with a penis. A ''detachable'' penis. And when she detaches it, it turns into a sword.



* As the ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' between [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats Lion-O]] featured two muscular, scantily-clad men wielding huge swords, one of which extends, the phallic weapon jokes were pretty much inevitable:
--> '''He-Man:''' Back off, feline, you are clearly not equipped toŚ \\
* Lion-O's Sword of Omens [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything grows longer]]*\\
'''He-Man:''' *[[AmbiguouslyGay in a very pleased tone]]* Ooooooh!
30th Apr '17 2:36:08 PM StarSword
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* {{Lampshaded}} in ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' with Tony's [[TheLoinsSleepTonight "performance issues"]] comment after {{No Sell}}ing Loki's staff.
11th Apr '17 5:02:50 PM ZombieAladdin
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* In ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' and ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle'', Travis's Beam Sword recharges through shaking a dynamo within it. The way Travis charges it, however, has him holding the sword in front of his pelvic area, pointing outwards and slightly upwards, and him vigorously shaking it back and forth panting heavily, making it look amazingly like ADateWithRosiePalms. As Travis is vulnerable when he's recharging, and the sword's power frequently runs out in the heat of battle, you'll most often see Travis performing this animation in a remote corner, facing a wall.
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