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20th Nov '16 8:00:01 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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Guns, cannons, swords, daggers… they're all penises.

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Guns, cannons, swords, daggers… daggers... they're all penises.



* In ''Manga/DeathNote'' Mello keeps a gun down the front of his trousers. Down the front of his laced, skintight, leather trousers. Considering this is seen after giving his challenge to Near, one wonders if he's compensating for something else too…

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* In ''Manga/DeathNote'' Mello keeps a gun down the front of his trousers. Down the front of his laced, skintight, leather trousers. Considering this is seen after giving his challenge to Near, one wonders if he's compensating for something else too…too...



-->[[spoiler:'''Kazuya''' ('pressing gun to Yusuke's face'): "Open your mouth, and close your eyes…"]]

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-->[[spoiler:'''Kazuya''' ('pressing gun to Yusuke's face'): "Open your mouth, and close your eyes…"]]eyes..."]]



* In ''Manga/{{Gamaran}}'' there's Zenmaru's great katana, Sadanaga: he's extremely proud of its size and power, gets annoyed if anyone comments on it and he's a bit flustered by Shingo's [[BladeOnAStick Onidachi]] (a 4 meter long spear), stating that's even bigger than his sword…

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* In ''Manga/{{Gamaran}}'' there's Zenmaru's great katana, Sadanaga: he's extremely proud of its size and power, gets annoyed if anyone comments on it and he's a bit flustered by Shingo's [[BladeOnAStick Onidachi]] (a 4 meter long spear), stating that's even bigger than his sword…sword...



* Used hilariously for a supremely ridiculous villain in ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'', who was ridiculed all his life for having a small penis and thus built a giant cannon to attach to his crotch and called himself, what the hell, [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm Codpiece]]. The horror comes in when said super villain is defeated by a transsexual heroine… who has the power to dissolve objects.
* Towards the end of ''Comicbook/{{Preacher}}'', Herr Starr develops the disturbing (and hilarious) habit of holding his gun over his (penisless since a dog attack) crotch and repeating "'''Doom''' cock… '''Doom''' cock…"

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* Used hilariously for a supremely ridiculous villain in ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'', who was ridiculed all his life for having a small penis and thus built a giant cannon to attach to his crotch and called himself, what the hell, [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm Codpiece]]. The horror comes in when said super villain is defeated by a transsexual heroine… heroine... who has the power to dissolve objects.
* Towards the end of ''Comicbook/{{Preacher}}'', Herr Starr develops the disturbing (and hilarious) habit of holding his gun over his (penisless since a dog attack) crotch and repeating "'''Doom''' cock… cock... '''Doom''' cock…"cock..."



* ''Film/TankGirl''. The title character has a moment loving on the gun of the tank she ganks from Water & Power. To the tune of ''''Film/{{Shaft}}'', no less. And later on, explicitly called out as she rides the cannon up to the window of a truck. "Feeling a little inadequate?"

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* ''Film/TankGirl''. The title character has a moment loving on the gun of the tank she ganks from Water & Power. To the tune of ''''Film/{{Shaft}}'', ''Film/{{Shaft}}'', no less. And later on, explicitly called out as she rides the cannon up to the window of a truck. "Feeling a little inadequate?"



'''Eddie''': …I think you need help.

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'''Eddie''': …I '''Eddie''': ...I think you need help.



* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', there's a popular BawdySong called "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." It's… not actually about the [[MagicStaff staffs they do magic with]].

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* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', there's a popular BawdySong called "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." It's… It's... not actually about the [[MagicStaff staffs they do magic with]].



--> '''Debbie:''' I… want to see your gun.\\

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--> '''Debbie:''' I… I... want to see your gun.\\



-->'''Janeway:''' Ohhh, it looks like a… formidable weapon.\\

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-->'''Janeway:''' Ohhh, it looks like a… a... formidable weapon.\\



* The ''[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… craftsmanship.

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* The ''[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… weapon's... craftsmanship.



* ''VideoGame/MechWarrior'' gives us the Flea light mech, with a… rather unfortunately placed flamethrower.

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* ''VideoGame/MechWarrior'' gives us the Flea light mech, with a… a... rather unfortunately placed flamethrower.



* In ''Videogame/MetalGearSolid'', Revolver Ocelot is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of this trope. Just listen to his speeches about "slamming a bullet down a shaft" when reloading…

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* In ''Videogame/MetalGearSolid'', Revolver Ocelot is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of this trope. Just listen to his speeches about "slamming a bullet down a shaft" when reloading…reloading....



* ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'''s main antagonist, Pyramid Head, has a long phallic blade as a main weapon. This ties into the fact that all of the villains are metaphorically connected to James, usually by sexual undertones…

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* ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'''s main antagonist, Pyramid Head, has a long phallic blade as a main weapon. This ties into the fact that all of the villains are metaphorically connected to James, usually by sexual undertones…undertones....



'''Ninja:''' So… small dick, huh?\\

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'''Ninja:''' So… So... small dick, huh?\\



* Lampshaded and inverted in [[http://oglaf.com/glamazon-way/ this]] (SFW) ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, where a 'Glamazon' criticizes a female warrior's sword for being a phallic weapon, and claims that women should using engulfing weapons like the whip, net, lasso and… [[RingsOfDeath throwing]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick anus]].

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* Lampshaded and inverted in [[http://oglaf.com/glamazon-way/ this]] (SFW) ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, where a 'Glamazon' criticizes a female warrior's sword for being a phallic weapon, and claims that women should using engulfing weapons like the whip, net, lasso and… and... [[RingsOfDeath throwing]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick anus]].
1st Oct '16 6:27:42 PM fdsa1234567890
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** Though ironically, the shape of the Destiny Ascension is far more feminine than most other warship designs.
26th Aug '16 8:59:12 PM Nuke-Captain
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* "Shoot From The Hip" by Music/{{WASP}}
23rd Aug '16 10:49:02 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khM3NIh85xg that]]'s what Music/Rammstein do when they perform ''Pussy'' life

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* And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khM3NIh85xg that]]'s what Music/Rammstein Music/{{Rammstein}} do when they perform ''Pussy'' lifelive.
23rd Aug '16 10:47:39 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* The '[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… craftsmanship.

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* The '[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} ''[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… craftsmanship.
23rd Aug '16 10:47:20 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* The ''Jade Regent'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… craftsmanship.

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* The ''Jade Regent'' '[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's… craftsmanship.
20th Aug '16 4:25:16 AM JackG
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* ''Film/TheExpendables3''. Caesar is informed that the [[GatlingGood mini-gatling he's so excited over]] will "shoot its wad" (run through its ammunition) in [[AwesomeButImpractical only ten seconds]]. Caesar quips back, [[SpeedSex "You have that problem too?"]]
19th Aug '16 8:35:38 AM szaleniec1000
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* The original proposed covers for ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}'' 4th edition were [[ContemptibleCover not very well received]], and one of the reasons was a rocket launcher in one of the illustrations that quickly became known as the "dildo gun".

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* The original proposed covers for ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}'' 4th edition were [[ContemptibleCover not very well received]], and one of the reasons was included a rocket launcher in one of the illustrations that quickly became known as the "dildo gun".gun", and an off-brand [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]] being held in a rather suggestive manner.
19th Aug '16 8:31:13 AM szaleniec1000
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* The original proposed covers for ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}'' 4th edition were [[ContemptibleCover not very well received]], and one of the reasons was a rocket launcher in one of the illustrations that quickly became known as the "dildo gun".
16th Aug '16 2:18:17 PM Toadofsteel
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* ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'': Theatrical posters show the Merc-with-the-Mouth conspicuously brandishing a Desert Eagle right in front of his crotch.

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* ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'': Theatrical posters show the Merc-with-the-Mouth conspicuously brandishing a Desert Eagle right in front of his crotch.crotch, similar to the ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' video game example.
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