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22nd May '16 5:32:34 PM SvartiKotturinn
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* There’s a porn parody of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' titled 人類補姦計画 (a pun on 人類補完計画 ''Jìnrui Hokan Keikaku'' ‘Human Instrumentality Project’, substituting 完 for the homophonous[[note]]both pronounced ''kan''[[/note]] [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%A7%A6 姦]]). It is surprisingly ''not'' a ShallowParody, emulating quite a few [[SignatureStyle features used by]] Creator/HideakiAnno (albeit a PoorMansSubstitute), and presenting some of the central themes of the series (albeit [[StealthPun perverting]] them). Essentially, it turns out Gendou’s project is a massive orgy intended to impregnate the women of NERV to combat the worldwide drop in fertility rates[[note]]A real life problem Japan has been facing for a while now[[/note]], which Shinji [[MemeticMutation mustn’t run away]] from participating in. Naturally, Gendou watches the whole thing from above in his signature FingerTenting pose... and the bit ends with him saying, ‘[[GainaxEnding Congratulations]].’

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* There’s a porn parody of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' titled 人類補姦計画 (a pun on 人類補完計画 ''Jìnrui Hokan Keikaku'' ‘Human Instrumentality Project’, substituting [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%AE%8C 完]] for the homophonous[[note]]both pronounced ''kan''[[/note]] [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%A7%A6 姦]]). It is surprisingly ''not'' a ShallowParody, emulating quite a few [[SignatureStyle features used by]] Creator/HideakiAnno (albeit a PoorMansSubstitute), and presenting some of the central themes of the series (albeit [[StealthPun perverting]] them). Essentially, it turns out Gendou’s project is a massive orgy intended to impregnate the women of NERV to combat the worldwide drop in fertility rates[[note]]A real life problem Japan has been facing for a while now[[/note]], which Shinji [[MemeticMutation mustn’t run away]] from participating in. Naturally, Gendou watches the whole thing from above in his signature FingerTenting pose... and the bit ends with him saying, ‘[[GainaxEnding Congratulations]].’
22nd May '16 5:31:06 PM SvartiKotturinn
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* There’s a porn parody of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' titled 人類補姦計画 (a pun on 人類補完計画 ''Jìnrui Hokan Keikaku'' ‘Human Instrumentality Project’, substituting 完 for the homophonous[[note]]both pronounced ''kan''[[/note]] [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%A7%A6 姦]]). It is surprisingly ''not'' a ShallowParody, emulating quite a few [[SignatureStyle features used by]] Creator/HideakiAnno (albeit a PoorMansSubstitute), and presenting some of the central themes of the series (albeit [[StealthPun perverting]] them). Essentially, it turns out Gendou’s project is a massive orgy intended to impregnate the women of NERV to combat the worldwide drop in fertility rates[[note]]A real life problem Japan has been facing for a while now[[/note]], which Shinji [[MemeticMutation mustn’t run away]] from participating in. Naturally, Gendou watches the whole thing from above in his signature FingerTenting pose... and the bit ends with him saying, ‘[[GainaxEnding Congratulations]].’
14th May '16 2:32:20 AM IvanovTroping97
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheModifyers'' got a porno called ''"The Modifuckers"'' made by ZONE of Zone-archive.com. It's actually [[WeirdAlEffect more popular than the actual dropped pilot]]. Pan-Pizza of ''WebVideo/RebelTaxi'' has shown a brief clip of it during [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxVXfDX64Q4?t=4m30s his first Top 10 Failed Animated Pilots video]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheModifyers'' got a porno called ''"The Modifuckers"'' Modifuckrs"'' made by ZONE of Zone-archive.com. It's actually [[WeirdAlEffect more popular than the actual dropped pilot]]. Pan-Pizza of ''WebVideo/RebelTaxi'' has shown a brief clip of it during [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxVXfDX64Q4?t=4m30s his first Top 10 Failed Animated Pilots video]].
11th May '16 1:25:20 AM MoonlightBomber
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** While on the subject of ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', there's another parody titled ''Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles''.
5th May '16 3:01:31 AM MoonlightBomber
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* Franchise/{{Batman}} inspired a few, such as the 1970's porn ''Bat Pussy'', the Italian ''Bathman del pianeta Eros'' and the Ron Jeremy-starring ''The Erotic Adventures of Dickman and Throbbin''.

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* Franchise/{{Batman}} inspired a few, such as the 1970's porn ''Bat Pussy'', the Italian ''Bathman del dal pianeta Eros'' and the Ron Jeremy-starring John Holmes-starring ''The Erotic Adventures of Dickman and Throbbin''.



* White man does Native American girl in [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140460/ Pocahotass]].

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* White man does Native American girl in [[http://www.''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140460/ Pocahotass]].Pocahotass]]''.



* ''[[SplendorInTheGrass Splendor in the Ass]]''.

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* ''[[SplendorInTheGrass ''[[Film/SplendorInTheGrass Splendor in the Ass]]''.



* ''[[TheBadNewsBears Bad News Bitches]]''.

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* ''[[TheBadNewsBears ''[[Film/TheBadNewsBears Bad News Bitches]]''.



** Well, in German there was some (more natural) "Jurassic Fuck"...until they got sued and had to rename it to "Pornosaurus".

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** Well, in German there was some (more natural) "Jurassic Fuck"...''Jurassic Fuck''... until they got sued and had to rename it to "Pornosaurus".''Pornosaurus''.
** From Thailand, there's a gay version titled (generically) ''Jurassic Porn''.



** There's also ''Cum Fighter''. This features Chun-Li, ahem, Cho-Chin, beating up Ryu, ahem, Riu with her huge jugs.

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** There's also ''Cum Fighter''. This features Chun-Li, ahem, Cho-Chin, Cho-Chin beating up Ryu, ahem, Riu with her huge jugs.



* Yes, it exists and there is nothing you can do about it. ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' got a porno called "My Little Porny: Fucking is Magic". Yes, it's as bad as you'd expect it to be.

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* Yes, it exists and there is nothing you can do about it. ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' got a porno called "My ''My Little Porny: Fucking is Magic".Magic''. Yes, it's as bad as you'd expect it to be.



* ''[[Radio/ThisAmericanLife This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass]]'', a work of erotica

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* ''[[Radio/ThisAmericanLife This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass]]'', a work of eroticaerotica.



** Similarly, ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' gets it's title from the documentary ''Pornstar: The Legend of RonJeremy''.

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** Similarly, ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' gets it's its title from the documentary ''Pornstar: The Legend of RonJeremy''.Ron Jeremy''.



* ''Film/TheAuteur'' is a pastiche of both obsessive and unstable auteurs and these. Pornographic film producer/director Arturo Domingo -- roughly [[CompositeCharacter equal parts]] Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, Creator/WernerHerzog, and GerardDamiano -- is an uncompromising artist whose penetrating vision has resulted in such masterpieces of erotic filmmaking as ''[[Film/FiveEasyPieces Five Easy Nieces]]'', ''[[Literature/RequiemForADream Requiem for a Wet Dream]]'' and ''[[Film/FightClub Dyke Club]]''. During the filming of his seminal masterwork '' Film/{{Full Metal Jack|et}}off'' (actually a parody of ''Film/ApocalypseNow''), problems with filming, strained relations with his wife, and ExecutiveMeddling cause a breakdown. He attempts to rise back to prominence with his most ambitious and epic project to date: ''[[Film/GangsOfNewYork Gang Bangs of New York]]''.

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* ''Film/TheAuteur'' is a pastiche of both obsessive and unstable auteurs and these. Pornographic film producer/director Arturo Domingo -- roughly [[CompositeCharacter equal parts]] Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, Creator/WernerHerzog, and GerardDamiano Creator/GerardDamiano -- is an uncompromising artist whose penetrating vision has resulted in such masterpieces of erotic filmmaking as ''[[Film/FiveEasyPieces Five Easy Nieces]]'', ''[[Literature/RequiemForADream Requiem for a Wet Dream]]'' and ''[[Film/FightClub Dyke Club]]''. During the filming of his seminal masterwork '' Film/{{Full Metal Jack|et}}off'' (actually a parody of ''Film/ApocalypseNow''), problems with filming, strained relations with his wife, and ExecutiveMeddling cause a breakdown. He attempts to rise back to prominence with his most ambitious and epic project to date: ''[[Film/GangsOfNewYork Gang Bangs of New York]]''.



** In "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends", there's "[[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orgy]]".

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** In "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends", there's "[[Film/AClockworkOrange ''[[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orgy]]".Orgy]]''.



* ''Series/TwoPintsofLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'' did this with Gaz's books: ''[[Film/LastOfTheMohicans Lust of the Mohicans]]'', ''Theatre/{{Macb|eth}}ff'', and ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]''.

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* ''Series/TwoPintsofLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'' ''Series/TwoPintsOfLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'' did this with Gaz's books: ''[[Film/LastOfTheMohicans Lust of the Mohicans]]'', ''Theatre/{{Macb|eth}}ff'', and ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]''.



* One episode of ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'' had [[Film/RomancingTheStone Romancing The Bone]].

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* One episode of ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'' had [[Film/RomancingTheStone ''[[Film/RomancingTheStone Romancing The Bone]].the Bone]]''.



* In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like "[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]".

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* In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like "[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]".Poon]]''.



* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' had a few features, straight from the Golden Globes Porn Studio in Reno (some already having been used before), including a couple of puns on the series itself; 'Vault Sexteen' (Vault Sixteen) and Pullout: A Post Nuclear Boogaloo (''VideoGame/{{Fallout|1}}: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game'').
* While the PC version of ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' had the Million Dollar Theater playing the infamous "Attack of the Bleached-Blonde Biker Bimbos," accompanied by a dancing woman on the movie screen, the N64 equivalent had the more subtle parody title "Uranus Attacks." (Playing into Nintendo's extreme censorship towards the game, the movie screen now only displays a spaceship.)

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* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' had a few features, straight from the Golden Globes Porn Studio in Reno (some already having been used before), including a couple of puns on the series itself; 'Vault Sexteen' ''Vault Sexteen'' (Vault Sixteen) and Pullout: ''Pullout: A Post Nuclear Boogaloo Boogaloo'' (''VideoGame/{{Fallout|1}}: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game'').
* While the PC version of ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' had the Million Dollar Theater playing the infamous "Attack ''Attack of the Bleached-Blonde Biker Bimbos," Bimbos'', accompanied by a dancing woman on the movie screen, the N64 equivalent had the more subtle parody title "Uranus Attacks." ''{{Uranus|IsShowing}} Attacks''. (Playing into Nintendo's extreme censorship towards the game, the movie screen now only displays a spaceship.)



* WordOfGod says that a cut line of dialogue from a mission in the ''VideoGame/FreeSpace 2'' mod ''VideoGame/WingCommander Saga'' had a reference to "Wing Come-At-Her III: Heart of the Muff Diver".

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* WordOfGod says that a cut line of dialogue from a mission in the ''VideoGame/FreeSpace 2'' mod ''VideoGame/WingCommander Saga'' had a reference to "Wing ''Wing Come-At-Her III: Heart of the Muff Diver".Diver''.



* Foster Hearst of ''Scandal Sheet'' finds he has a gift for generating Parallel Porn Titles in his first job after graduation. "Diddle Her On The Roof" indeed...

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* Foster Hearst of ''Scandal Sheet'' finds he has a gift for generating Parallel Porn Titles in his first job after graduation. "Diddle ''[[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof Diddle Her On The Roof" on the Roof]]'' indeed...



* A few in ''Website/{{Cracked}}''':

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* A few in ''Website/{{Cracked}}''':''Website/{{Cracked}}'':



** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-adult-movie-titles-altered-to-be-oscar-contenders/ 6 Movie Titles Altered To Be Oscar Contenders]] inverts this, by taking pornographic movies and changing their titles to non-sexual ones like "Debbie does Taxes" and "Inside Mecca", and describing their now sex-free plots.

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** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-adult-movie-titles-altered-to-be-oscar-contenders/ 6 Movie Titles Altered To Be Oscar Contenders]] inverts this, by taking pornographic movies and changing their titles to non-sexual ones like "Debbie does Taxes" ''Debbie Does Taxes'' and "Inside Mecca", ''Inside Mecca'', and describing their now sex-free plots.



** He also came up with ''[[Film/DrStrangelove Dr. Buttlove, or How I Learned To Stop Clenching And Love The Plug]]''

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** He also came up with ''[[Film/DrStrangelove Dr. Buttlove, or How I Learned To Stop Clenching And Love The Plug]]''Plug]]''.



** Referenced in the episode "Brian Does Hollywood" where Brian becomes a porn director. He's nominated for a "Woody" Award for his three films "[[Film/ThrowMommaFromTheTrain Add Momma to the Train]]", "[[Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo The Purple Head of Cairo]]", and ''[[Film/YouveGotMail You've Got Male Genitalia]]''.

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** Referenced in the episode "Brian Does Hollywood" where Brian becomes a porn director. He's nominated for a "Woody" Award for his three films "[[Film/ThrowMommaFromTheTrain ''[[Film/ThrowMommaFromTheTrain Add Momma to the Train]]", "[[Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo Train]]'', ''[[Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo The Purple Head of Cairo]]", Cairo]]'', and ''[[Film/YouveGotMail You've Got Male Genitalia]]''.



** Also "[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Lemony Lick-It's A Series of Horny Events]]."

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** Also "[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents ''[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Lemony Lick-It's A Series of Horny Events]]."Events]]''.
1st May '16 10:42:28 AM erforce
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** It even had a sequel: ''Penetrator 2: Grudge Day''.

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** It even had a sequel: ''Penetrator ''[[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay Penetrator 2: Grudge Day''.Day]]''.



* ''Creator/{{MTV}}'s Now What?'' (aka ''The Sausage Factory'') featured an episode where some of the main characters get a job at a video rental store and become the most successful clerks by simply switching the VHS tapes for actual films with their porno equivalents and renting them out to teenagers. One character gets suspicious after a '''very''' happy teenager praises the clerks when he is seemingly returning ''Literature/TheJoyLuckClub.'' The entire scam comes to an end after an angry parent accuses them of selling ''[[Franchise/TheTerminator The Sperminator]]'' to his son.

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* ''Creator/{{MTV}}'s Now What?'' (aka ''The Sausage Factory'') featured an episode where some of the main characters get a job at a video rental store and become the most successful clerks by simply switching the VHS tapes for actual films with their porno equivalents and renting them out to teenagers. One character gets suspicious after a '''very''' happy teenager praises the clerks when he is seemingly returning ''Literature/TheJoyLuckClub.'' The entire scam comes to an end after an angry parent accuses them of selling ''[[Franchise/TheTerminator ''[[Film/TheTerminator The Sperminator]]'' to his son.
27th Apr '16 10:22:49 PM shortride
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* ''[[Radio/ThisAmericanLife This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass]]'', a work of erotica
27th Apr '16 2:04:18 AM erforce
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* Possible subversion: ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes The Hills Have Size]]'' is real, but it's ''not'' what you think - it's just the American dub of a totally unrelated hentai.

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* Possible subversion: ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes1977 The Hills Have Size]]'' is real, but it's ''not'' what you think - it's just the American dub of a totally unrelated hentai.



* ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes The Hills Have Thighs]]'' and the much more blunt ''The Whores Have Eyes''.

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* ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes1977 The Hills Have Thighs]]'' and the much more blunt ''The Whores Have Eyes''.
21st Apr '16 1:30:09 PM PKSandman
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* The ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' games apparently spawned a Japanese porn called ''[[http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html Street Fucker]]''. ''[[Franchise/XMen SeX-Men]]'' also gets an off-hand mention.

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* The ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' games apparently spawned a Japanese porn called ''[[http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html Street Fucker]]''.Fucker. ''[[Franchise/XMen SeX-Men]]'' also gets an off-hand mention.
20th Apr '16 12:03:10 AM erforce
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* In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like "[[Film/TempleOfDoom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]".

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* In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like "[[Film/TempleOfDoom "[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]".
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