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23rd Jun '17 8:14:40 AM Vorhias
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** One of their signature songs "All My Little Words" features a particularly cringe-worthy turn of phrase in order to find a rhyme for the previous verse's "beautiful" and "impossible"...
-->And now you've made me want to die\\
You tell me that I'm "un-boyfriendable"
17th Jun '17 9:03:27 AM nombretomado
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*** Most of the Terminator's lines are like this, although [[TheAhnold this is]] [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger quite justified]]. Some examples:

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*** Most of the Terminator's lines are like this, although [[TheAhnold this is]] [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger quite justified]]. Some examples:
10th Jun '17 8:35:20 PM BossKey
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* {{RhymesOnADime}}[[PluckyComicRelief Mey]] from ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn''. There is a reason why he's [[TheScrappy the most hated character out of the lot]].

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* {{RhymesOnADime}}[[PluckyComicRelief Mey]] [[MeaningfulName Rhymey]] from ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn''. There is a reason why he's [[TheScrappy the most hated character out of the lot]].
10th Jun '17 8:24:34 PM BossKey
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** Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky has Gretzky rhyming "plen-''ty'' of 'em" with "one hundred eighty-three of 'em" with a very noticeable AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle.
5th Jun '17 8:10:39 PM NumberFortyFour
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-->Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,\\

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-->Oh, --> Oh Perry! I think it's kind of scary\\
I can't find you anywhere-y\\
It fills me with despair-y\\
Oh,
Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,\\
4th Jun '17 2:39:45 PM Twentington
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* The chorus of Mark Chestnutt's "Goin' To The Big D" contains this bon mot:
-->''I'm goin' to the Big D, I don't mean Dallas,''

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* The chorus of Mark Chestnutt's "Goin' To The Through the Big D" contains this bon mot:
-->''I'm goin' to through the Big D, I and don't mean Dallas,''



-->''I'm goin' to the Big D, I don't mean Dallas.''

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-->''I'm goin' to through the Big D, I and don't mean Dallas.''
10th May '17 8:33:08 AM hohocrush
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** And the ever unfortunate chorus of "Horse with No Name" which is perfect rhyme at the expense of fracturing grammar badly
-->In the desert, you can remember your name\\
'Cause there ain't no one '''for to give ya no''' shame.
4th May '17 12:13:59 PM DaibhidC
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Though I am an ignno''ran''anamous.\\

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Though I am an ignno''ran''anamous.ignno''ran''amous.\\
4th May '17 12:11:14 PM DaibhidC
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* Given his forte is comedy, Tom Lehrer's mangling of rhymes is forgiveable. An example from "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park":
-->When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide,\\
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.

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* Given his forte is comedy, Tom Lehrer's mangling of rhymes is forgiveable. An example from "Poisoning Pigeons In Done intentionally and {{lampshaded}} ''twice'' by John Gorka in "Wisheries":
-->Though I may not seem glamorous,\\
I have often been amorous,\\
Though I am an ignno''ran''anamous.\\
Ignoranamous, that's the word.\\
\\
Through a window, she kissed my face,\\
She pushed me down, put me in my place,\\
The Park":
-->When they see us coming,
French would call that the birdies all try and hide,\\
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
coop de grace.\\
No, that's not my native tongue.
2nd May '17 6:10:47 PM Excelsior123
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* ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'';
--> ''My name is Mindy, it rhymes with Sydney''
--> ''I'm Mindy Melendez, hey let's be friend-ez!''
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