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25th Sep '17 1:08:58 PM SeptimusHeap
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* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (Creator/BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:

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* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) (Creator/BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (Creator/BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:
22nd Sep '17 9:46:34 AM Malady
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* TheGoldenGirls episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (Creator/BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:

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* TheGoldenGirls ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (Creator/BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:
22nd Sep '17 9:42:32 AM Malady
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* TheGoldenGirls episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:
-->'''Dorothy:''' ''[singing]'' Miami is nice/So I'll say it twice/Miami is nice/Miami is nice/Miami is- ''[stops singing]'' Wait a minute, wait a minute. You put in an extra "Miami is nice."
-->'''Rose:''' I had to. It hurts the music if you don't put it in.
-->'''Dorothy:''' But the lyrics don't make any sense! I mean, it goes, "Miami is nice/So I'll say it TWICE."
-->'''Rose:''' Oh, I see your point. Well, what about this? "Miami is nice/So I'll say it thrice."
-->'''Dorothy:''' "Thrice"?! Who the hell says "thrice"?!
-->'''Rose:''' It's a word!
-->'''Dorothy:''' So is "interuterine"! It does not belong in a song.
-->'''Rose:''' ''[singing]'' Miami, you're cuter than/An interuterine!

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* TheGoldenGirls episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady" has a number of examples of this in the "B" plot, which is about Rose Nylund (BettyWhite) and Dorothy Zbornak (BeaArthur) (Creator/BeaArthur) writing a song about Miami for a songwriting competition. Their first attempt turns out like this:
-->'''Dorothy:''' ''[singing]'' Miami is nice/So I'll say it twice/Miami is nice/Miami is nice/Miami is- ''[stops singing]'' Wait a minute, wait a minute. You put in an extra "Miami is nice."
-->'''Rose:'''
"\\
'''Rose:'''
I had to. It hurts the music if you don't put it in.
-->'''Dorothy:'''
in.\\
'''Dorothy:'''
But the lyrics don't make any sense! I mean, it goes, "Miami is nice/So I'll say it TWICE."
-->'''Rose:'''
"\\
'''Rose:'''
Oh, I see your point. Well, what about this? "Miami is nice/So I'll say it thrice."
-->'''Dorothy:'''
"\\
'''Dorothy:'''
"Thrice"?! Who the hell says "thrice"?!
-->'''Rose:'''
"thrice"?!\\
'''Rose:'''
It's a word!
-->'''Dorothy:'''
word!\\
'''Dorothy:'''
So is "interuterine"! It does not belong in a song.
-->'''Rose:'''
song.\\
'''Rose:'''
''[singing]'' Miami, you're cuter than/An interuterine!interuterine!\\



-->'''Rose:''' I ''told'' you not to add "Beach"!
-->'''Dorothy:''' Fine, fine! YOU find something to rhyme with "Miami," hotshot!
-->'''Rose:''' Mammy, whammy, clammy, Alabammy, hootenanny, salami...
-->'''Dorothy:''' "Hootenanny" is marginal, and I refuse to accept "salami"!

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-->'''Rose:''' I ''told'' you not to add "Beach"!
-->'''Dorothy:'''
"Beach"!\\
'''Dorothy:'''
Fine, fine! YOU find something to rhyme with "Miami," hotshot!
-->'''Rose:''' '''Rose:''' Mammy, whammy, clammy, Alabammy, hootenanny, salami...
-->'''Dorothy:'''
salami... \\
'''Dorothy:'''
"Hootenanny" is marginal, and I refuse to accept "salami"!
18th Sep '17 10:35:30 AM dsneybuf
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-->'''Marnie:'''Big iron lock that keeps us ''out'', open up your big iron ''mouth''!\\

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-->'''Marnie:'''Big -->'''Marnie:''' Big iron lock that keeps us ''out'', open up your big iron ''mouth''!\\
18th Sep '17 10:35:09 AM dsneybuf
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* ''Film/{{Halloweentown}}'' invokes this when Marnie tries to magically open the gate to her Grandma Aggie's house:
-->'''Marnie:'''Big iron lock that keeps us ''out'', open up your big iron ''mouth''!\\
'''Dylan:''' You call that a spell? [[LampshadeHanging "Out" and "mouth" don't even rhyme!]]
18th Sep '17 4:16:34 AM TroperNo9001
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18th Sep '17 4:16:34 AM TroperNo9001
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18th Sep '17 4:16:29 AM TroperNo9001
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** In ''Baby Face'' Peppy Happy Betty finishes a string of forced rhymes with a very painful "distracted...-wackted!" She lampshades this with "I'm running out of rhymey-whymies."

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** In ''Baby Face'' Face'', Peppy Happy Betty finishes a string of forced rhymes with a very painful "distracted...-wackted!" She lampshades this with "I'm running out of rhymey-whymies."
9th Sep '17 9:23:23 AM 64SuperNintendo
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** Music/{{Keane}} attempts to rhyme "again" with "same" in...brace yourself..."Again & Again." The wonky rhyme is done with "Agayn", but the same word shortly before it (in the [[TitleDrop obvious phrase]]) is pronounced "again", making it especially jarring. And it's still only a half-rhyme.

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** Music/{{Keane}} attempts to rhyme "again" with "same" in...brace yourself... "Again & and Again." The wonky rhyme is done with "Agayn", but the same word shortly before it (in the [[TitleDrop obvious phrase]]) is pronounced "again", making it especially jarring. And it's still only a half-rhyme.
1st Sep '17 8:27:44 PM MBG
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** Kim Jong-Il vs. Hulk Hogan: rhymes "bitch, let me give you a tour" with "my dick is bigger than yours."
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