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--> '''Narrator''': Pie-umph? *[[{{Beat}} thinks for a moment]] then shrugs*

-->'''Brain''': ''If I say it's low-fat\no one will care if it's ghast... -ly''\\
'''Pinky''': Oooh, that last rhyme really reeked, Brain.\\
'''Brain''': Work with me, Pinky.\\
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'''Two-tone''': ''Don't worry your pretty little ankles\about the people. Let them eat cake-les.''\\
'''Brain''': ''That rhymer Two-tone is a fake-le! "Ankles" doesn't rhyme with "cake-les"!''\\
'''Pinky''': ''But gee Brain, it does sound yummy - just like frosted flake-les!''

--> ''We're Knights of the Round Table,\\

I'd kick you in the... (''[[CurseCutShort gets clobbered by a bottle]]'')\\

'''Eddie Valiant:''' (''having recovered and gotten up'') No, but this does! (''[[GroinAttack demonstrates the word in question]]'')

::Dave also says that "if I were the Supreme Being, I would have a rule that you could not get into heaven if you had ever deliberately rhymed 'good' with 'world'."

-->'''"Square Deal" Djonreal''': You confuse me with Ferengi tricks, the ... bottom price is [[TooManyHalves sixty-sixty]].

-->'''Miss [=DeBoat=]''': Why are you all snickering?
-->'''Billy''': At least we're not bickering!
-->'''Lisa''': You're giving us a pop quiz?!
-->'''Billy''': If you spill a soda, you have to...mop...fizz.
-->'''Lisa''': Reggie's a super-burper.
-->'''Billy''': When I kiss a girl, I slurp 'er!

---> '''Dee:''' Speaks like Zeus...
--->'''Charlie:''' Smells like poops...
--->'''Dee:''' Rage all over from his head down to his shoe-s.
--->'''Dennis:''' Zeus, poops, and shoes? Guys, you suck at def poetry.

--->Creator/DonCheadle: ''Bucky and Scarlet Witch, Falcon and Groot\\

-->'''Lisa:''' "Fashions by Lisa/Free snacks to please-a. I gotta work on that."

-->'''Lisa:''' "Tamera and Tia/We're really glad to see ya/If you give us a second chance/You'll have money in your... pants." ''(gives look of realization how her cheer [[ThatCameOutWrong came out]])''

---> Your headache's as big as the nation,\\

---> A woman like you is so first-rate\\

(''later'') Thanksgiving is a special night\\

--> How did they raise the stones so high\\

* Lampshaded in Music/{{Alice Cooper}}'s School's Out.

-->Antonio, Antonio\\

-->Once there was an elephant,\\

''({{beat}})''\\

''({{beat}})''\\

-->'''Raoul''': Isn't this the letter you wrote?
-->'''Firmin''': And what is it that we're meant to have wrote? *Beat* Written!

->'''Narrator''': The workings can be heard of the animated people. And, I dunno apple.
->'''Boti''': [[InteractiveNarrator Oh come on, Narrator! You can do better.]]

--->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, "fruit" and "cute". [[SarcasmMode Good rhyme!]]
--->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, cute, CUTE ''and'' cute. You're like the poet laureate of...

--> Some girls are sweeties who will fill your life with joy\\

--->'''Singer''': Somewhere out there someone needs me / I don't know how or where but believe me
--->'''Chick''': That doesn't rhyme.
--->'''Singer''': I walk the universe to find her / For better or for worse beside her
--->'''Chick''': No.
--->'''Singer''': A stranger walked into my world / And when he talked I really heard
--->'''Chick''': ...?

--->"I got a Wuzzle\\

''({{Beat}})''\\

--> '''Yakko:''' In dear old Anvilania, everyone's our friend!
--> '''Dot:''' We want to meet you all!
--> '''Wakko:''' And shake you by the hend! ''[the other two glare at him]'' Hend! ''Hend!'' It rhymes!

--> They're Mindy and The Brain
--> They're Mindy and The Brain
--> One's a small child
--> The other's...
--> (long pause)
--> The Brain!

-->'''Rattles''': That's the best you could do? It's not even grammatically correct!

--> Dad dresses up in a Santa getup,\\

--> '''Eddy''': No joke when it's broke - don't be blue, Let Ed's Quick Repair Service fix it and you won't sue!
--> '''Edd''': [[DeadpanSnarker You should have hired someone to fix that rhyme, Eddy]].

-->'''Kuzco''': So please now, Malina
--> Won't you be my queen-a?
--> [[NonSequitur I like trampoline-as]]
-->'''Malina''': What?

---> Oh Perry! I think it's kind of scary\\

* WesternAnimation/DangerMouse reads a scroll with instructions on how to utilize the Mystic Inkwell of Merlin ("Where There's a Well, There's a Way") when he comes across a painful rhyme that Penfold lampshades:
-->'''DM:''' (''reading'') "Cast ye into the well a copper coin,\\

'''Penfold:''' (''incredulously'') "Thoin"??!\\

'''DM:''' (''reading'') "And finally...[[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat just one more crack from little fatty\\

-->''Twas the night before Halloween''
-->''And all through Manhattan''
-->''Not a criminal was stirring''
-->''Not even [[ComicBook/GreenGoblin Green Gob...lan]]''.
-->Man-hatt-an. Gob-lan. They sorta rhyme.

* ''Fanfic/TheKeysStandAlone: The Soft World'' is stuffed with these, and John complains about them Every. Single. Time. When told that the gods wrote them, he sneers, “Well, now we know they ain't the gods of poetry.”