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8th Feb '18 8:38:17 AM ironballs16
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* A child [[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-child-stuck-claw-machine-20180208-story.html is rescued from a claw machine]], after he crawled inside to get one of the toys.

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* A child [[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-child-stuck-claw-machine-20180208-story.html is rescued from a claw machine]], machine]] after he crawled crawling inside to get one of the toys.
8th Feb '18 8:33:46 AM ironballs16
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* A child [[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-child-stuck-claw-machine-20180208-story.html is rescued from a claw machine]], after he crawled inside to get one of the toys.
21st Jan '18 6:15:02 AM Market43Fan
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* Man from Spring Hill, Florida arrested for DUI after mistaking a bank drive-thru [[http://wtkr.com/2018/01/19/man-mistakes-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell-gets-dui-after-ordering-burrito-police/ for a Taco Bell and trying to order a burrito]].
16th Jan '18 10:27:14 AM wingedcatgirl
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* The town of Lauderhill, Florida invited Creator/JamesEarlJones to speak at a [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King, Jr.]] celebration, and sought to give him a plaque to commemorate the occasion. Only for the plaque to come back honoring James Earl '''Ray''', ''the man who assassinated King''. [[http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/mlkday.asp Pics here]].
** To be fair, however, the plaque was made by a Texan company despite correct instructions from the town in Florida, so the fault lies with Texas.
11th Jan '18 6:16:33 PM Acebrock
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* Residents have to worry about Rhesus macaques with deadly strain of herpes? [[https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/florida-mans-latest-worry-killer-herpes-from-wild-monkeys/ Marion County, Florida]].
22nd Dec '17 11:52:48 AM danlansdowne
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* December 19, 2017: [[https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/only-swans-can-judge-me?bftwnews&utm_term=.kjWlzdoAl#.jxpO7pvAO A man got stranded on a fountain]] after taking a ton of Molly and stealing a swan boat. The man told police he "wanted to go be with the swans because they donít judge him."
19th Dec '17 2:44:36 PM Lanes17B
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* ''Film/AceVentura'' features the kidnapping of the Miami Doplhins' live mascot, and star player Dan Marino as part of a convoluted revenge plot by a disgraced former player who hailed from a [[TheDeepSouth small town in central Florida,]] who then escaped from a mental hospital in Tampa, and then [[spoiler: [[CreepyCrossDresser became a captain in the Miami police department]] after [[DeadPersonImpersonation assuming the identity of a missing female hiker.]]]] The case is solved by an eccentric private investigator who specializes in finding missing pets.

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* ''Film/AceVentura'' features the kidnapping of the Miami Doplhins' live mascot, and star player player, [[AsHimself Dan Marino Marino]] as part of a convoluted revenge plot by [[NeverLiveItDown a disgraced former player player]] who hailed from a [[TheDeepSouth small town in central Florida,]] who Florida.]] Said player then escaped from a mental hospital in Tampa, and then [[spoiler: [[DeadPersonImpersonation assumed the identity of a missing female hiker,]] [[CreepyCrossDresser became a captain in the Miami police department]] after [[DeadPersonImpersonation assuming department,]] and [[DetectiveMole is in charge of the identity of a missing female hiker.dolphin/Marino case.]]]] The case is solved by an [[BunnyEarsLawyer eccentric private investigator who specializes in finding missing pets.]]
6th Dec '17 6:45:51 PM DialgaX
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* A [[http://pix11.com/2017/05/23/man-claiming-girlfriend-accidentally-choked-to-death-during-oral-sex-found-not-guilty-of-murder Margate man]] wanted to show his penis to the jury in a murder conviction to prove that his girlfriend choked to death on it because of its [[BiggerIsBetterInBed size]] and that he did not murder her.
26th Nov '17 8:34:28 PM TheRedRedKroovy
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* October 31, 2017: A Winter Park woman named Jessica Literature/{{Frankenstein}} gives birth to [[https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baby-frankenstein-born-on-halloween_us_59f9fc70e4b0d1cf6e922552 a baby boy on Halloween]]. The mother had previously had a daughter who shared her birthday with Creator/MaryShelley.
12th Nov '17 1:45:19 PM AHI-3000
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4 "The Hoodrat Kid"]] lived in Palm Beach, Florida when he decided to take his grandma's car for a joyride. (The child was 7). It was infamous enough to spawn an episode of ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' parodying it.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4 "The Hoodrat Kid"]] Latarian Milton]] was a 7-year-old boy who lived in Palm Beach, Florida when he decided to take his grandma's car for a joyride. (The child He was 7). It was infamous [[MemeticMutation (in)famous]] enough to spawn an episode of ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' parodying it.''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' ("Smokin' with Cigarettes"), which featured a [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed parody]] of the kid named "Lamilton Taeshawn".
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