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18th Sep '17 4:20:37 AM shokoshu
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* Virtually half of the output of German fun punk band Music/DieTotenHosen ...but it's fun punk, what did you expect?
* Likewise "Saufen" by the other German fun punk band[[note]][[CaptainObvious Actually, Germany has more than two.]][[/note]] Music/DieArzte ...although them being more meta, you might suspect it's sarcasm.
18th Sep '17 3:04:22 AM shokoshu
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* The British comedy duo Music/HaleAndPace did a comedy version entitled "The Drugs Song" -- see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNLpQqlKn8]]

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* The British comedy duo Music/HaleAndPace did a comedy version entitled "The Drugs Song" -- see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNLpQqlKn8]]com/watch?v=RhNLpQqlKn8 "The Drugs Song"]]. Some tropeworthy moments:
-->My mate Dave had LSD...({{beat}},BlankStare)...E-I-PQZ-[[PunctuationShaker apostrophy]]...\\
[[MushroomSamba Look!]] There is a nine-legged spider in [[MissSpidersSunnyPatchFriends scuba gear!]]
10th Sep '17 11:06:20 PM Psychadelico
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfbFV3mDJ3s ''Buenos Dias, Budweiser'']], from the Music/TheAustinLoungeLizards. The Spanish half of it is a fairly straightforward example. The [[BlindIdiotTranslation English]] and [[GratuitousGerman pseudo-German]] bits... Not so much.
5th Sep '17 5:28:16 AM Ccook1956
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''And with that, the pig got up and walked away.''\\

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''And with that, the pig got up and walked away.''\\''
5th Sep '17 5:27:21 AM Ccook1956
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''Hark, the herald angels sing.''\\

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''Hark, the herald angels sing.''\\''
5th Sep '17 5:26:25 AM Ccook1956
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-->''Lily died and went up to Heaven,''

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-->''Lily died and went up to Heaven,''Heaven,''\\
29th Aug '17 4:32:38 AM VicGeorge2011
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** Same thing with the song "The Lord Knows I'm Drinking" by Cal Smith.
27th Jul '17 10:25:52 AM TheHeroHartmut
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-->''I remember how you tasted''
-->''I've had you so many times, let's face it''
-->''Feels like I'm falling in love alone''
-->''Stella, won't you take me home?''

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-->''I remember how you tasted''
-->''I've
tasted''\\
''I've
had you so many times, let's face it''
-->''Feels
it''\\
''Feels
like I'm falling in love alone''
-->''Stella,
alone''\\
''Stella,
won't you take me home?''



--> ''The devil goes by many names''
--> ''Ceremonious libation''
--> ''Pure intoxication''
--> ''Lets get basted, shit-faced, wasted''

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--> ''The -->''The devil goes by many names''
-->
names''\\
''Ceremonious libation''
-->
libation''\\
''Pure intoxication''
-->
intoxication''\\
''Lets get basted, shit-faced, wasted''



--> ''You're a rock star''
--> ''And some tin foil with a glass pipe''
--> ''Is your guitar''

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--> ''You're -->''You're a rock star''
-->
star''\\
''And some tin foil with a glass pipe''
-->
pipe''\\
''Is your guitar''



--> ''Oh, what is that malted liquor,''
--> ''what gets you drunker quicker,''
--> ''what comes in bottles or in cans?''
--> '''''BEER!'''''

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--> ''Oh, -->''Oh, what is that malted liquor,''
-->
liquor,''\\
''what gets you drunker quicker,''
-->
quicker,''\\
''what comes in bottles or in cans?''
--> '''''BEER!'''''
cans?''\\
'''''BEER!'''''



-->''Drinking is good for you!''
-->''Not anymore lonesome.''
-->''Drinking is good for you!''
-->''Oh you will feel awesome!''

to:

-->''Drinking is good for you!''
-->''Not
you!''\\
''Not
anymore lonesome.''
-->''Drinking
''\\
''Drinking
is good for you!''
-->''Oh
you!''\\
''Oh
you will feel awesome!'' awesome!''



--> ''We're gonna die when the sun comes up''
--> ''We'll drink until we drop''
--> ''I'd rather drink than fuck''

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--> ''We're -->''We're gonna die when the sun comes up''
-->
up''\\
''We'll drink until we drop''
-->
drop''\\
''I'd rather drink than fuck''



-->Whiskey Vodka Special Brew
-->All of this is good for you
-->Gin sling, Cointreau, brandy sour
-->Blot right out! Soul happy hour!

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-->Whiskey Vodka Special Brew
-->All
Brew\\
All
of this is good for you
-->Gin
you\\
Gin
sling, Cointreau, brandy sour
-->Blot
sour\\
Blot
right out! Soul happy hour!



-->Red Solo cup,
-->I fill you up,
-->Let's have a party!

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-->Red Solo cup,
-->I
cup,\\
I
fill you up,
-->Let's
up,\\
Let's
have a party!



--->So I drank all of my money, and I slept out in the rain.
--->Every day is different, but the nights are all the same.
--->You never see the sun on the old black Rum,
--->But I know I'm gonna do it again!

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--->So I drank all of my money, and I slept out in the rain.
--->Every
rain.\\
Every
day is different, but the nights are all the same.
--->You
same.\\
You
never see the sun on the old black Rum,
--->But
Rum,\\
But
I know I'm gonna do it again!



-->''I like beer--it makes me a jolly good fellow,''
-->''I like beer--it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow''
-->''Makes me feel mellow.''
-->''Whisky's too rough, champagne costs too much''
-->''And vodka puts my mouth in gear,''
-->''This little refrain should help me explain''
-->''As a matter of fact I like beer.''

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-->''I like beer--it makes me a jolly good fellow,''
-->''I
fellow,''\\
''I
like beer--it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow''
-->''Makes
mellow''\\
''Makes
me feel mellow.''
-->''Whisky's
''\\
''Whisky's
too rough, champagne costs too much''
-->''And
much''\\
''And
vodka puts my mouth in gear,''
-->''This
gear,''\\
''This
little refrain should help me explain''
-->''As
explain''\\
''As
a matter of fact I like beer.''



-->''All the church bells they did ring.''
-->''She took with her medicinal compound,''
-->''Hark, the herald angels sing.''

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-->''All ''All the church bells they did ring.''
-->''She
''\\
''She
took with her medicinal compound,''
-->''Hark,
compound,''\\
''Hark,
the herald angels sing.''''\\



-->Now everybody's died
-->So until our tears have dried
-->We'll drink and drink and drink and drink, and then we'll drink some more
-->We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
-->Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again

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-->Now everybody's died
-->So
died\\
So
until our tears have dried
-->We'll
dried\\
We'll
drink and drink and drink and drink, and then we'll drink some more
-->We'll
more\\
We'll
dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
-->Then
light\\
Then
we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again



-->''It was the pig fair last September, a day I well remember''
-->''I walked around the land in drunken pride.''
-->''When my knees began to shudder and I sank down in the gutter''
-->''When a pig walked up and sat down by my side.''
-->''As I sat there in gutter thinking thoughts I could not utter''
-->''I thought I heard a passing lady say''
-->''"You can tell the man who boozes by the company that he chooses"''
-->''And with that, the pig got up and walked away.''

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-->''It was the pig fair last September, a day I well remember''
-->''I
remember''\\
''I
walked around the land in drunken pride.''
-->''When
''\\
''When
my knees began to shudder and I sank down in the gutter''
-->''When
gutter''\\
''When
a pig walked up and sat down by my side.''
-->''As
''\\
''As
I sat there in gutter thinking thoughts I could not utter''
-->''I
utter''\\
''I
thought I heard a passing lady say''
-->''"You
say''\\
''"You
can tell the man who boozes by the company that he chooses"''
-->''And
chooses"''\\
''And
with that, the pig got up and walked away.''''\\



-->Well, you've bust me once
-->You've bust me twice
-->But you'd have to top me
-->To finally stop me
-->From rolling my dice
-->I'm really stoned, I'm really stoned
-->Permanently out my bone
-->I'm really stoned...

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-->Well, you've bust me once
-->You've
once\\
You've
bust me twice
-->But
twice\\
But
you'd have to top me
-->To
me\\
To
finally stop me
-->From
me\\
From
rolling my dice
-->I'm
dice\\
I'm
really stoned, I'm really stoned
-->Permanently
stoned\\
Permanently
out my bone
-->I'm
bone\\
I'm
really stoned...



-->''One, two, three, drink"'
-->''Throw them back 'til I lose count.''
-->''I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier''
-->''I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist.''
-->''I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry.''
-->''I'm gonna swing from the chandelier''

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-->''One, two, three, drink"'
-->''Throw
drink"'\\
''Throw
them back 'til I lose count.''
-->''I'm
''\\
''I'm
gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier''
-->''I'm
chandelier''\\
''I'm
gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist.''
-->''I'm
''\\
''I'm
gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry.''
-->''I'm
''\\
''I'm
gonna swing from the chandelier''chandelier''\\



-->If life is but a dream,
-->why work and worry?
-->I drink until I no more can,
-->the whole, blessed day!

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-->If life is but a dream,
-->why
dream,\\
why
work and worry?
-->I
worry?\\
I
drink until I no more can,
-->the
can,\\
the
whole, blessed day!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFGFJMfBtlM A Drinking Song]] by Music/TheDivineComedy seems to explore all aspects of drunkenness, including the social aspect of drinking with friends, drunken brawls, and [[InVinoVeritas talking a little too much about yourself]].
-->''Earnest young man\\
With an unhealthy tan\\
Puts a drink in my hand\\
And says "I understand\\
You're in search of the place\\
To continue the chase\\
Of the heavenly taste.\\
I suggest, in that case,\\
You all come with me\\
To my place by the sea,\\
Where the glasses shall be\\
Overflowing with free\\
Alcoholic delights,\\
And free love, if you like,\\
For what point has this life\\
If you can't realise your dreams!"''



* A video game example -- the first song that you can hear in the 2004 version of ''TheBardsTale'' is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdO6xLqc-Yo 'Beer, Beer, Beer,']] an ode to the man who created beer there. It's even sung by the town drunks, [[FollowTheBouncingBall and you can sing along, too, if you like]].

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* A video game example -- the first song that you can hear in the 2004 version of ''TheBardsTale'' ''VideoGame/TheBardsTale'' is [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdO6xLqc-Yo com/watch?v=SrEFWv8aSQ8 'Beer, Beer, Beer,']] Beer',]] an ode to the man who created beer there. It's even sung by the town drunks, [[FollowTheBouncingBall and you can sing along, too, if you like]].like]].
-->''A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops,\\
You stir it around with a stick,\\
The kind o' lubrication\\
To make yer engines tick!\\
Forty pints of wallop a day\\
Will keep away the quacks!\\
It's only eightpence ha'penny,\\
And one and six in tax!''



--> "Let's enjoy the wine and the singing,
--> the beautiful night, and the laughter.
--> Let the new day find us in this paradise"

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--> "Let's -->"Let's enjoy the wine and the singing,
-->
singing,\\
the beautiful night, and the laughter.
-->
laughter.\\
Let the new day find us in this paradise"



-->''Drunkards! So be it, yet if all were wise,''
-->''All would be drunk like us, with dreaming eyes:''
-->''Poor sober world, so doleful all the day,''
-->''Leave mosque and mart, and join our Paradise.''
-->''There are no sorrows wine cannot allay,''
-->''There are no sins wine cannot wash away,''
-->''There are no riddles wine knows not to read,''
-->''There are no debts wine is too poor to pay.''

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-->''Drunkards! So be it, yet if all were wise,''
-->''All
wise,''\\
''All
would be drunk like us, with dreaming eyes:''
-->''Poor
eyes:''\\
''Poor
sober world, so doleful all the day,''
-->''Leave
day,''\\
''Leave
mosque and mart, and join our Paradise.''
-->''There
''\\
''There
are no sorrows wine cannot allay,''
-->''There
allay,''\\
''There
are no sins wine cannot wash away,''
-->''There
away,''\\
''There
are no riddles wine knows not to read,''
-->''There
read,''\\
''There
are no debts wine is too poor to pay.''
10th Jun '17 7:21:12 PM DoctorNeoRaptor
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* Listen to a pop/rap song in the top 100s column. At least one song will probably be about drugs.
11th May '17 7:35:23 PM Laevatein
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* "Drunk at the MCG" by Greg Champion, a parody of "Born in the USA" by BruceSpringsteen, about a {{Cricket}} fan's experience of alcohol at matches.
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