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-->'''Coby''': That particular naval base captured one of the most terrible pirates known to man.\\
'''Luffy''': [[Creator/JohnnyDepp JOHNNY DEPP]] IS NOT THAT BAD!\\
'''Coby''': No. No!\\
'''Luffy''': I've faced him before. [under breath] Cross Depp reference off the list.\\
'''Coby''': Zoro!\\
'''Luffy''': [[TheMaskOfZorro ANTONIO]] [[AntonioBanderas BANDERAS]]!? [boat spontaneously combusts]\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Coby''': The boat's on fire.\\
'''Luffy''': [[Music/BloodhoundGang We don't need no water, let the motherf-ker burn]]! [fire continues to spread]

---> Episode 2, [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs pretty much summing up how absurd the series is]].


''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [=PurpleEyesWTF=], who also created ''CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here]]. In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

Basically this series successfully combines AbridgedSeries with YouTubePoop, is what we're saying.

The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

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!! This show provides examples of:

* AbusiveParents: Luffy claims that his parents gave him the first name "Monkey" because they hated him. Later, Zoro has the same explanation for why his first name is "Zolo".
--> '''Luffy''': [[HypocriticalHumour Sucks to be you.]]
* AccidentalMisnaming: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".
* AchievementsInIgnorance: Lelouch manages to fly a helicopter by "pushing buttons".
* AnAesop: Parodied in Episode "5"
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "NOTHING!"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "See! He ''can'' learn!"\\
'''Death The Kid:''' "Whatever."
* TheAlcoholic: Shanks.
* AsideGlance: Episode 2
--> '''Luffy''': [thinking] ''This place is built like a librarian's miniskirt!'' [turns to camera] ''The f**k are ''you'' lookin' at?''
* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMoustache: Luffy and Zoro have a [[ItMakesSenseInContext battle of the beards]] at the end of episode four. [[spoiler:Zoro wins]].
* BerserkButton: Messing with Luffy's hat is grounds for murder, though he's just as likely to kill you regardless.
* BigNever: Episode five, when [[CodeMent Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.
--> '''Lelouch:''' "This game is stupid!"
--> '''Suzaku:''' "Then quit playing!"
--> '''Lelouch:''' "NEVER!"
* BigOlEyebrows: Luffy and Zoro start getting these from time to time starting in Episode 4 whenever the script needs them to be upset but the source video isn't cooperating.
** [[spoiler:Kaya]] gets them in Episode "5".
* BlessedAreTheCheesemakers: Episode "5".
-->'''[[CodeMENT Soldier #1]]:''' ''[cocks gun]'' "Do not do this."\\
'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Soldier #2]]:''' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" ''[holding a plate of cheeses]''\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "This is some bullshit."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "You ''know'' how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!"\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!"\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a ''[bleep]''ing competition."\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "All right, but you need to control yourself."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "''[bleep]'' YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"
* BondOneLiner: Appropriately enough for someone that talks like Sean Connery.
--> '''Luffy''': Time to switch condiments, 'cause that weaksauce ain't working.
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: Episode "5":
-->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "Eating licorice?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Eating licorice?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' Eating licorice while ''on'' a hoverboard?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "No! Punch the hoverboard, ''eat'' the swing set!"\\
'''SOME TIME LATER.'''\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but ''only'' if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "I like it."\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "ARGHHHHHH!"
* BraveScot: Luffy, who has the voice of SeanConnery. Often falls into ViolentGlaswegian tendencies, though.
--> ''[swiftly punches Helmeppo in the face]'' "God, that was unnecessarily violent!"
* BreathWeapon: Luffy can spit up knives and vicious cats.
* BrickJoke: Zoro beats up Helmeppo for "wearing a purple suit in public". Later, he tells his dad that Luffy hit him.
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Were you ''wearin' ''the purple suit?\\
'''Helmeppo''': Ye–\\
'''Capt. Morgan''': Then you deserved it!
** An even better example is the time bomb from episode "5".
** A cross-episode example: Near the end of Episode 4, Zoro informs Cabaji that [[spoiler:he wants to make sweet, sweet love to Aunt Jemima]]. In the re-cut Episode 5, Zoro demands pancakes; shortly thereafter we see him [[spoiler:talking dirty to five bottles of Aunt Jemima syrup.]]
* ButtMonkey: Coby and Ussop.
* TheCameo: Creator/LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episode 3. (We don't know why he agreed either)
** Nowacking as Kaya in Episode "5", 5, 6, and 7.
* CampGay: Helmeppo, with a lisp to boot.
* CaptainObvious: Discussed, leading into a subverted YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness moment:
--> '''Marine Officer''': Ah, shit! Sir, I dinged your statue.\\
'''Capt. Morgan''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Lieutenant Obvious]].\\
'''Officer''': Sir, it's Captain, sir.\\
'''Morgan''': Yes, yes, I am.\\
'''Officer''': Obvious, sir?\\
'''Morgan''': Obviously I'm a captain.\\
'''Officer''': Sir, I'm confused\\
'''Morgan''': Well you're definitely not cut out to be captain then, huh? [beat] Carry on, Lieutenant.\\
'''Officer''': I'm a corporal\\
'''Morgan''': You ''would'' be!\\
'''Officer''': Would be what, sir?\\
'''Morgan''': [raises his axe-hand]\\
'''Officer''': [in his head] WorthIt. [cue Luffy distracting them both]
* CarryTheOne: When one of the [[LemonyNarrator narrators]] is attempting to work out the time on one of the stills when it gives him an equation instead of "<so many> minutes later".
-->''*Still with absurdly complex equation pops up*''\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "Holy shit, no!"\\
--later--\\
''*the same equation from before pops up again*''\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "You've just got to carry the three."\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE!"
* CloudCuckoolander: Luffy, especially in the "Pirates and/or Ninjas" video.
--> "When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."
** Zoro also appears to be one of these.
** And Nami is definitely one.
*** Okay, let's face it, this is CloudCuckooLand.
* ClusterBleepBomb: Used for the Episode 3 opening and when Nami hurts her leg.
* ContinuityNod: Coby mentions that his best bet is to become a marine, which alludes to the actual series.
* CovertPervert: Nami, apparently.
-->'''Nami:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Why am I on this crew again?]]
-->'''Luffy:''' Look, I have a rubber penis--
-->'''Nami:''' Ahhhhhh.
* CrowningMomentOfIndifference:
--> '''Zoro:''' "DUDE! THEY GOT CODY!"
--> '''Luffy:''' (watching his [[BrandX IPony 2]]) "Oh no. They got Cody."
* CrossOver: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"]], with NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow and, to a lesser extent, CodeMENT and WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries.
** A vocal crossover happens on Episode 7 of NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow, as Luffy plays Gilligan's Father.
** Multiple characters from ''CodeMent'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in the de-canonized version of Episode 5.
--> "Thanks to the ''CodeMENT'' guys for ruining my show"
* DeadpanSnarker: This may be the route Nami is headed down, after getting off a good snark in Episode 6.
-->'''Luffy''': Don't be a wise guy, Zoro.
-->'''Nami''': I don't think he's in danger of that.
* DeathGlare: Zoro gives one to a little girl when she questions his claim that Animal Crackers are truly "the snack-food of the gods".
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
--> '''Morgan''': You will die so bad you will be dead and then you will ''stay'' dead!
* DeflectorShields: Zoro spontaneously generates one around his head in Episode "5" knowing Luffy would throw an apple at him after he asked for one.
* DudeNotFunny: Invoked by Mohji and his spastic colon. He dares Luffy, Zoro, and Nami to make jokes about it. They only stare at him in horror.
* EntendreFailure:
--> '''Luffy:''' You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is.\\
'''Alvida:''' What the hell are you talking about?\\
'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight Me father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!]]
* EverythingIsBetterWithSpinning: Sure takes care of lions
--> '''Luffy''': You've been a very bad kitty! Spin you dumb animal! Spin until you are dead!
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the Cloud-Cuckoolander Has Standards]]: Zoro, with one line, managed to outweird the entire cast of None Piece and Code MENT ''and'' 3 years of non-sequitur, leaving Luffy speechless.
-->''*Ussop shows a photo of Kaya*''
-->'''Luffy''': "Someone help that tiny woman! She's trapped in a square!"
-->'''Zoro''': "[[HelloNurse WOAH]], [[spoiler:I'd suck a fart out of ''her'' ass!]]"
--->''[[{{Beat}} *Luffy chews his apple silently for five seconds*]]''
-->'''Luffy''': [-"I don't think I would."-]
** The weirdest thing is that Nami actually agreed with him.
** Now we have Django. He's a guy who goes around with his crew to different islands, spaying/neutering every single cat they can find, but even he thinks the Strawhats are just plain nuts. In fact, the only reason why he had his crew attack the Strawhats in the first place was because he wanted their absurdity to end.
* ExactWords: Usopp and Luffy are spying on Kuro and Django discussing their evil plot. Ussopp tells Luffy "we have to warn everybody" cue:
---> Luffy: (to Django and Kuro) YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES!!!
** After Ussopp asks him what the hell he is doing.
----> Luffy: YOU SAID WARN EVERYBODY!!
* FateWorseThanDeath: Apparently being married to Nami:
--> '''Nami''': Best honeymoon ever.\\
'''Luffy''': ''Kill me''.\\
'''Nami''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, pay him no mind. ''(lowers her voice)'' Unless you wanna die. ''(makes raspberry noises with her tongue)''\\
'''Luffy''': ''(gun appears next to his head)'' '''DO IT!'''
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Luffy is being hounded by the navy for... [[SelfDeprecation making Internet parodies]].
* FreezeFrameBonus: Located at the end of Episode 6. And now Wingdings.
* GagPenis: One of the perks of being made of rubber. It's also the reason that [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Nami is on the crew.]]
* GenreSavvy: Captain Axe-Hand Morgan.
-->'''Capt. Morgan''': Son, I look like a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]] and there's a guy running around who talks like Creator/SeanConnery! Shit is about to go down!
** When a group of [[CreepyChild creepy children]] approach Usopp in the Re-cut Episode 5, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he immediately bolts before anything can happen]]
* GilliganCut
-->'''Nami''': Can you do me a favor?\\
'''Luffy''': [[TemptingFate So long as I don't get roped into anything stupid.]]\\
''*Nami has Luffy tied up with a rope.*''\\
'''Luffy''': [[LamePunReaction Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!]]
* GoryDiscretionShot: When Luffy beats up some thugs in episode one.
-->'''Luffy:''' Didja see that one, lad? His pancreas came right out his tearduct!
* GroinAttack:
--> '''Pirate:''' (after being kicked in the balls) "My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!"
* HeroicComedicSociopath: Luffy, all the freaking way.
-->"Those passengers aren't just gonna kill themselves, ya know!"
* IDoNotOwn: Each episode starts with the standard abridged series disclaimer but it's only on screen for about a second before cutting to the episode proper.
-->'''Luffy''': Read the disclaimer!
** In the original cut of Episode 5 it gets broken by a dodge ball.
** In the final cut of Episode 5 it's onscreen for the duration of one quick censor bleep (about half a second).
** In Episode 6 it's translucent and activated (and deactivated) by a cane-toad hitting its head on a Mario "?" block. Multiple times. Which changes each time the toad activates it.
* IncendiaryExponent: You can guarantee that every few minutes, something ''will'' burst into flames.
* IncomingHam:
-->'''Cabaji:''' "Bold words coming from someone ''not on a unicycle''."
* IronButtMonkey: Zoro. He's been run through with a sword ''twice'', fallen from the upper atmosphere through a roof onto a dance floor, and was in a helicopter crash.
* InsaneTrollLogic: All over the place. But especially Zoro in episode 4.
-->''*After Buggy has stabbed Zoro in the back*''\\
'''Zoro''': "DAMMIT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"\\
'''Buggy''': "..."\\
'''Zoro''': "FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! GOD!"\\
'''Buggy''': "...You cut me into pieces."\\
'''Zoro''': "I WAS FUCKING KIDDING! ...FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
** Then again, Buggy can reassemble himself easily, so cutting him up isn't necessarily a big deal. The exchange quoted under BreadEggsBreadedEggs, on the other hand, is a shining example of ludicrous logic.
* LemonyNarrator: Two of them! And they take this trope to ludicrous levels. They're pretty much characters themselves, and as such they're just as insane as everyone else.
-->'''High-pitched narrator''': "Where did our heroes go?"\\
''*Draws a circle around Luffy and Zoro a la sports instant replay*''\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "There they are! Right there!"\\
''*Loud knocking on a door in the background*''\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "I've gotta go."
* LetMeAtHim: Or as Luffy puts it, "Come at me, bro!"
* LoveAtFirstSight: Zoro falls in love with [[CodeMent C.C.]] when he first sees her in episode five.
* MediumAwareness: Luffy seems to be able to hear the narrator, and at one point he turns to the audience and asks what they're looking at.
* MindScrew: '''EVERYTHING'''
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Zoro's sandwich, which has four different types of cheese and six different kinds of meat.
--> '''Zoro:''' "I don't even know that many kinds of meat."
** Animal crackers are "THE SNACK FOOD OF THE GODS!".
* MultipleChoicePast: PlayedForLaughs:
--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."
--> '''Zoro:''' "Yeah, dude. Don't bother. Last time I got Rihanna and dinosaurs."
* NeverLearntToRead: Luffy, when he tries to read the disclaimer for Episode 3.
* NeverSayThatAgain:
-->'''Luffy''': She snuck up on us, like a- like a-\\
'''Coby''': Like a {{ninja}}?\\
'''Luffy''': CODY! Don't you ''ever'' say that word ''again''!\\
'''Coby''': What? Why?\\
'''Luffy''': ''EVER''!!!
* NiceHat: "I am rubber and you are fat; don't you dare ''touch'' my hat!"
* NoIndoorVoice: Luffy, when RuleOfFunny is in full effect.
* NoodleIncident: "And that's when I discovered they were human bones! Ahahahahahaha!"
* NoSell: The second time Luffy tries to throw an apple at Zoro, it is deflected by SomeKindOfForceField.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Despite his teenage physique, Luffy states that he's 45 years old. Apparently, it's hard for a guy made of rubber to get wrinkles.
-->'''Coby''': Luffy you are the strangest boy I've ever met.\\
'''Luffy''': Boy!? I'm 45 years old lad!\\
'''Coby''': But you look like you're 16.\\
'''Luffy''': Try getting wrinkles when you're made of rubber.
* OffTheRails: Episode 5 is an understatement. ''Both'' versions, and for different reasons.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Luffy occasionally starts to sound like [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]].
** Played with in the recut Episode 5, where Zoro starts speaking with the wrong voice, before [=PurpleEyes=] curses off-mic and corrects himself.
* OnlySaneMan: Buggy. At least in the context of the absolute insanity that surrounds him.
** He's the most down-to-earth character in his episode, and his voice is perfectly normal and his tone generally calm. Hilarious in and of itself, considering he's a clown-pirate.
*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Buggy. Not that that's difficult.
** Usopp. It's like he belongs in a more serious abridged series.
*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Usopp.
* OverlyLongGag: Captain Morgan's chin has something different written on it each time he's given a close-up.
** In the last shot, it says [[TradeSnark "Stop Staring™"]].
* PrisonRape: Happened to Luffy.
-->'''Luffy''': I won't go back to prison, my butthole can't take that abuse!
* RapidFireComedy: Gives ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' and ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'' a run for their money. The rapid-fire pacing combined with the unorthodox [[InsaneTrollLogic perspective]] of much of the [[CloudCuckoolander cast]] results in something literally stunning.
* ReCut: In the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kstJB9LPx0 Dessert Bus]] video, [=PurpleEyes=] stated that he was going to re-edit the fifth episode of ''None Piece'' "so it's better and not better, probably better than not, maybe."
** He did. The re-cut Episode 5 appeared on December 21, 2012. It manages to be nearly as crazy as the "Fanfic Mode" cut.
* RuleOfThree:
** First minute of the first episode, no less:
--> '''Luffy''': ''{inside a barrel as they fail to reel him in}'' "Oh, you suck at this!"\\
'''Second sailor on deck''': "Oh my God, Fred, you suck!"\\
'''Sailor in crow's nest''': "Fred, you suck!"
* RunningGag: A cupcake frequently appears to other characters in Episode 2 and returns in Episode "5".
* ShoutOut: In the crossover video, Luffy alludes to [[NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow the "bridge" joke]] by informing Joekage that he digs canals.
** "[[LonelyIsland I'm on a boat!]] Pretty cool, huh?"
** Episode "5":
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Manga/DragonBall What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"\\
'''Luffy:''' "[[DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!"
** While Captain Morgan is ranting about how he's going to deal with Luffy, Zoro and Coby:
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you!"]]
* SarcasmMode: In the recut Episode 5, when Zoro, Luffy, and Nami land on a random island.
-->'''Zoro:''' "We're HERE!"\\
'''Luffy:''' *snort* "W--fucking wh--''where''... YES WE ARE!"
** And again later that episode.
--->'''Zoro:''' "We're here!"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Are we, Zoro? Are we?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "...Well yeah."\\
'''Luffy:''' "Zoro, I don't want to ruin your childlike innocence, but just know that this dance that I'm about to do is entirely sarcastic."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Sarcasm is a smell, right?"\\
[{{beat}}] ''{Luffy does the victory dance from Final Fantasy}''
* SingleStrokeBattle: Zoro against Cabaji. [[spoiler:[[AllJustADream Turns out to be a blood loss induced fantasy.]]]]
* SoundEffectBleep
** Played with in one line of episode 4. Averted in the rest of that episode.
--> '''Zoro:''' I dragged his ass two miles and you had the *bleep* key the whole [[BleepDammit *bleep* fucking]] time!?
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Defied; Zoro's full name is "Zolo Zoro".
* SurroundedByIdiots: This is apparently the case for Captain Morgan, as his subordinates apparently don't understand literary devices such as sarcasm and metaphor. It's also possible he's constantly being tossed the IdiotBall by underlings who go out of their way to {{Troll}} him.
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin I'm up to my tits in morons!]]
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Let's just stand around like idiots until someone does something!
* TalkLikeAPirate
--> '''Buggy''': I be a Clown Pirate.
--> '''Luffy''': That's very interesting. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're very interesting.]]
* TemptingFate: "Your friends crashed a helicopter into my house!" "It was just the ''one'' helicopter." Immediately, a ''second'' helicopter crashes into her house.
* TheyFightCrime: Luffy and Shanks in episode 3
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Zoro ''really'' likes pancakes.
* VaginaDentata: Referenced when Luffy gets shot in episode two.
-->'''Luffy:''' "That stung like a woman with teeth in her beef portal!"
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Luffy forgot the events of the party in Episode "5" after the helicopter crash.
** According to Zoro, arguing politics.
* WhamLine: In Episode "5" after Usopp explains that Kaya parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]].
-->'''Kaya''': ''{burying her face in a pillow}''[[spoiler: [-"I hope your entire family gets molested."-] ]]
* WhosOnFirst: In episode 3, Zoro asks Luffy what the "D" in his name stands for.
--> '''Luffy''': [It stands for] "Dee."\\
'''Zoro''': Yeah, what's it stand for?\\
'''Luffy''': "Dee." ''[etc.]''
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Or maybe just in-universe; it's hard to tell.
--> (Luffy beats up four guys)\\
'''Luffy''': "Ball four, take yer base!" [[AsideGlance (looks at camera)]] "Dammit, that was terrible!"
* WhyDontYaJustShootHim: Averted by Nami and Luffy shooting Cabaji and Buggy respectively in episode 4.
* WritersCannotDoMath: Averted. [[http://i48.tinypic.com/4tx153.jpg The equation]] [[https://twitter.com/VioletEyesWTF/status/261833578374127616 in episode five works]].
** So this is more a case of "Narrators can't do math", as you need to do a lot more than carry the 3, as the lower voiced narrator points out.
* ZanyScheme: Django's plan to get Kaya's property; he wants to release around 50 goats onto her lawn. Apparently their irregular grazing patterns will ruin the lawn for generations!
----

to:

-->'''Coby''': That particular naval base captured one of the most terrible pirates known to man.\\
'''Luffy''': [[Creator/JohnnyDepp JOHNNY DEPP]] IS NOT THAT BAD!\\
'''Coby''': No. No!\\
'''Luffy''': I've faced him before. [under breath] Cross Depp reference off the list.\\
'''Coby''': Zoro!\\
'''Luffy''': [[TheMaskOfZorro ANTONIO]] [[AntonioBanderas BANDERAS]]!? [boat spontaneously combusts]\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Coby''': The boat's on fire.\\
'''Luffy''': [[Music/BloodhoundGang We don't need no water, let the motherf-ker burn]]! [fire continues to spread]

---> Episode 2, [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs pretty much summing up how absurd the series is]].


''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [=PurpleEyesWTF=], who also created ''CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here]]. In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

Basically this series successfully combines AbridgedSeries with YouTubePoop, is what we're saying.

The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

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!! This show provides examples of:

* AbusiveParents: Luffy claims that his parents gave him the first name "Monkey" because they hated him. Later, Zoro has the same explanation for why his first name is "Zolo".
--> '''Luffy''': [[HypocriticalHumour Sucks to be you.]]
* AccidentalMisnaming: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".
* AchievementsInIgnorance: Lelouch manages to fly a helicopter by "pushing buttons".
* AnAesop: Parodied in Episode "5"
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "NOTHING!"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "See! He ''can'' learn!"\\
'''Death The Kid:''' "Whatever."
* TheAlcoholic: Shanks.
* AsideGlance: Episode 2
--> '''Luffy''': [thinking] ''This place is built like a librarian's miniskirt!'' [turns to camera] ''The f**k are ''you'' lookin' at?''
* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMoustache: Luffy and Zoro have a [[ItMakesSenseInContext battle of the beards]] at the end of episode four. [[spoiler:Zoro wins]].
* BerserkButton: Messing with Luffy's hat is grounds for murder, though he's just as likely to kill you regardless.
* BigNever: Episode five, when [[CodeMent Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.
--> '''Lelouch:''' "This game is stupid!"
--> '''Suzaku:''' "Then quit playing!"
--> '''Lelouch:''' "NEVER!"
* BigOlEyebrows: Luffy and Zoro start getting these from time to time starting in Episode 4 whenever the script needs them to be upset but the source video isn't cooperating.
** [[spoiler:Kaya]] gets them in Episode "5".
* BlessedAreTheCheesemakers: Episode "5".
-->'''[[CodeMENT Soldier #1]]:''' ''[cocks gun]'' "Do not do this."\\
'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Soldier #2]]:''' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" ''[holding a plate of cheeses]''\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "This is some bullshit."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "You ''know'' how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!"\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!"\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a ''[bleep]''ing competition."\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "All right, but you need to control yourself."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "''[bleep]'' YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"
* BondOneLiner: Appropriately enough for someone that talks like Sean Connery.
--> '''Luffy''': Time to switch condiments, 'cause that weaksauce ain't working.
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: Episode "5":
-->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "Eating licorice?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Eating licorice?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' Eating licorice while ''on'' a hoverboard?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "No! Punch the hoverboard, ''eat'' the swing set!"\\
'''SOME TIME LATER.'''\\
'''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but ''only'' if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "I like it."\\
'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "ARGHHHHHH!"
* BraveScot: Luffy, who has the voice of SeanConnery. Often falls into ViolentGlaswegian tendencies, though.
--> ''[swiftly punches Helmeppo in the face]'' "God, that was unnecessarily violent!"
* BreathWeapon: Luffy can spit up knives and vicious cats.
* BrickJoke: Zoro beats up Helmeppo for "wearing a purple suit in public". Later, he tells his dad that Luffy hit him.
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Were you ''wearin' ''the purple suit?\\
'''Helmeppo''': Ye–\\
'''Capt. Morgan''': Then you deserved it!
** An even better example is the time bomb from episode "5".
** A cross-episode example: Near the end of Episode 4, Zoro informs Cabaji that [[spoiler:he wants to make sweet, sweet love to Aunt Jemima]]. In the re-cut Episode 5, Zoro demands pancakes; shortly thereafter we see him [[spoiler:talking dirty to five bottles of Aunt Jemima syrup.]]
* ButtMonkey: Coby and Ussop.
* TheCameo: Creator/LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episode 3. (We don't know why he agreed either)
** Nowacking as Kaya in Episode "5", 5, 6, and 7.
* CampGay: Helmeppo, with a lisp to boot.
* CaptainObvious: Discussed, leading into a subverted YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness moment:
--> '''Marine Officer''': Ah, shit! Sir, I dinged your statue.\\
'''Capt. Morgan''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Lieutenant Obvious]].\\
'''Officer''': Sir, it's Captain, sir.\\
'''Morgan''': Yes, yes, I am.\\
'''Officer''': Obvious, sir?\\
'''Morgan''': Obviously I'm a captain.\\
'''Officer''': Sir, I'm confused\\
'''Morgan''': Well you're definitely not cut out to be captain then, huh? [beat] Carry on, Lieutenant.\\
'''Officer''': I'm a corporal\\
'''Morgan''': You ''would'' be!\\
'''Officer''': Would be what, sir?\\
'''Morgan''': [raises his axe-hand]\\
'''Officer''': [in his head] WorthIt. [cue Luffy distracting them both]
* CarryTheOne: When one of the [[LemonyNarrator narrators]] is attempting to work out the time on one of the stills when it gives him an equation instead of "<so many> minutes later".
-->''*Still with absurdly complex equation pops up*''\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "Holy shit, no!"\\
--later--\\
''*the same equation from before pops up again*''\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "You've just got to carry the three."\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE!"
* CloudCuckoolander: Luffy, especially in the "Pirates and/or Ninjas" video.
--> "When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."
** Zoro also appears to be one of these.
** And Nami is definitely one.
*** Okay, let's face it, this is CloudCuckooLand.
* ClusterBleepBomb: Used for the Episode 3 opening and when Nami hurts her leg.
* ContinuityNod: Coby mentions that his best bet is to become a marine, which alludes to the actual series.
* CovertPervert: Nami, apparently.
-->'''Nami:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Why am I on this crew again?]]
-->'''Luffy:''' Look, I have a rubber penis--
-->'''Nami:''' Ahhhhhh.
* CrowningMomentOfIndifference:
--> '''Zoro:''' "DUDE! THEY GOT CODY!"
--> '''Luffy:''' (watching his [[BrandX IPony 2]]) "Oh no. They got Cody."
* CrossOver: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"]], with NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow and, to a lesser extent, CodeMENT and WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries.
** A vocal crossover happens on Episode 7 of NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow, as Luffy plays Gilligan's Father.
** Multiple characters from ''CodeMent'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in the de-canonized version of Episode 5.
--> "Thanks to the ''CodeMENT'' guys for ruining my show"
* DeadpanSnarker: This may be the route Nami is headed down, after getting off a good snark in Episode 6.
-->'''Luffy''': Don't be a wise guy, Zoro.
-->'''Nami''': I don't think he's in danger of that.
* DeathGlare: Zoro gives one to a little girl when she questions his claim that Animal Crackers are truly "the snack-food of the gods".
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
--> '''Morgan''': You will die so bad you will be dead and then you will ''stay'' dead!
* DeflectorShields: Zoro spontaneously generates one around his head in Episode "5" knowing Luffy would throw an apple at him after he asked for one.
* DudeNotFunny: Invoked by Mohji and his spastic colon. He dares Luffy, Zoro, and Nami to make jokes about it. They only stare at him in horror.
* EntendreFailure:
--> '''Luffy:''' You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is.\\
'''Alvida:''' What the hell are you talking about?\\
'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight Me father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!]]
* EverythingIsBetterWithSpinning: Sure takes care of lions
--> '''Luffy''': You've been a very bad kitty! Spin you dumb animal! Spin until you are dead!
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the Cloud-Cuckoolander Has Standards]]: Zoro, with one line, managed to outweird the entire cast of None Piece and Code MENT ''and'' 3 years of non-sequitur, leaving Luffy speechless.
-->''*Ussop shows a photo of Kaya*''
-->'''Luffy''': "Someone help that tiny woman! She's trapped in a square!"
-->'''Zoro''': "[[HelloNurse WOAH]], [[spoiler:I'd suck a fart out of ''her'' ass!]]"
--->''[[{{Beat}} *Luffy chews his apple silently for five seconds*]]''
-->'''Luffy''': [-"I don't think I would."-]
** The weirdest thing is that Nami actually agreed with him.
** Now we have Django. He's a guy who goes around with his crew to different islands, spaying/neutering every single cat they can find, but even he thinks the Strawhats are just plain nuts. In fact, the only reason why he had his crew attack the Strawhats in the first place was because he wanted their absurdity to end.
* ExactWords: Usopp and Luffy are spying on Kuro and Django discussing their evil plot. Ussopp tells Luffy "we have to warn everybody" cue:
---> Luffy: (to Django and Kuro) YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES!!!
** After Ussopp asks him what the hell he is doing.
----> Luffy: YOU SAID WARN EVERYBODY!!
* FateWorseThanDeath: Apparently being married to Nami:
--> '''Nami''': Best honeymoon ever.\\
'''Luffy''': ''Kill me''.\\
'''Nami''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, pay him no mind. ''(lowers her voice)'' Unless you wanna die. ''(makes raspberry noises with her tongue)''\\
'''Luffy''': ''(gun appears next to his head)'' '''DO IT!'''
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Luffy is being hounded by the navy for... [[SelfDeprecation making Internet parodies]].
* FreezeFrameBonus: Located at the end of Episode 6. And now Wingdings.
* GagPenis: One of the perks of being made of rubber. It's also the reason that [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Nami is on the crew.]]
* GenreSavvy: Captain Axe-Hand Morgan.
-->'''Capt. Morgan''': Son, I look like a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]] and there's a guy running around who talks like Creator/SeanConnery! Shit is about to go down!
** When a group of [[CreepyChild creepy children]] approach Usopp in the Re-cut Episode 5, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he immediately bolts before anything can happen]]
* GilliganCut
-->'''Nami''': Can you do me a favor?\\
'''Luffy''': [[TemptingFate So long as I don't get roped into anything stupid.]]\\
''*Nami has Luffy tied up with a rope.*''\\
'''Luffy''': [[LamePunReaction Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!]]
* GoryDiscretionShot: When Luffy beats up some thugs in episode one.
-->'''Luffy:''' Didja see that one, lad? His pancreas came right out his tearduct!
* GroinAttack:
--> '''Pirate:''' (after being kicked in the balls) "My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!"
* HeroicComedicSociopath: Luffy, all the freaking way.
-->"Those passengers aren't just gonna kill themselves, ya know!"
* IDoNotOwn: Each episode starts with the standard abridged series disclaimer but it's only on screen for about a second before cutting to the episode proper.
-->'''Luffy''': Read the disclaimer!
** In the original cut of Episode 5 it gets broken by a dodge ball.
** In the final cut of Episode 5 it's onscreen for the duration of one quick censor bleep (about half a second).
** In Episode 6 it's translucent and activated (and deactivated) by a cane-toad hitting its head on a Mario "?" block. Multiple times. Which changes each time the toad activates it.
* IncendiaryExponent: You can guarantee that every few minutes, something ''will'' burst into flames.
* IncomingHam:
-->'''Cabaji:''' "Bold words coming from someone ''not on a unicycle''."
* IronButtMonkey: Zoro. He's been run through with a sword ''twice'', fallen from the upper atmosphere through a roof onto a dance floor, and was in a helicopter crash.
* InsaneTrollLogic: All over the place. But especially Zoro in episode 4.
-->''*After Buggy has stabbed Zoro in the back*''\\
'''Zoro''': "DAMMIT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"\\
'''Buggy''': "..."\\
'''Zoro''': "FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! GOD!"\\
'''Buggy''': "...You cut me into pieces."\\
'''Zoro''': "I WAS FUCKING KIDDING! ...FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
** Then again, Buggy can reassemble himself easily, so cutting him up isn't necessarily a big deal. The exchange quoted under BreadEggsBreadedEggs, on the other hand, is a shining example of ludicrous logic.
* LemonyNarrator: Two of them! And they take this trope to ludicrous levels. They're pretty much characters themselves, and as such they're just as insane as everyone else.
-->'''High-pitched narrator''': "Where did our heroes go?"\\
''*Draws a circle around Luffy and Zoro a la sports instant replay*''\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "There they are! Right there!"\\
''*Loud knocking on a door in the background*''\\
'''Low-pitched narrator''': "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"\\
'''High-pitched narrator''': "I've gotta go."
* LetMeAtHim: Or as Luffy puts it, "Come at me, bro!"
* LoveAtFirstSight: Zoro falls in love with [[CodeMent C.C.]] when he first sees her in episode five.
* MediumAwareness: Luffy seems to be able to hear the narrator, and at one point he turns to the audience and asks what they're looking at.
* MindScrew: '''EVERYTHING'''
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Zoro's sandwich, which has four different types of cheese and six different kinds of meat.
--> '''Zoro:''' "I don't even know that many kinds of meat."
** Animal crackers are "THE SNACK FOOD OF THE GODS!".
* MultipleChoicePast: PlayedForLaughs:
--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."
--> '''Zoro:''' "Yeah, dude. Don't bother. Last time I got Rihanna and dinosaurs."
* NeverLearntToRead: Luffy, when he tries to read the disclaimer for Episode 3.
* NeverSayThatAgain:
-->'''Luffy''': She snuck up on us, like a- like a-\\
'''Coby''': Like a {{ninja}}?\\
'''Luffy''': CODY! Don't you ''ever'' say that word ''again''!\\
'''Coby''': What? Why?\\
'''Luffy''': ''EVER''!!!
* NiceHat: "I am rubber and you are fat; don't you dare ''touch'' my hat!"
* NoIndoorVoice: Luffy, when RuleOfFunny is in full effect.
* NoodleIncident: "And that's when I discovered they were human bones! Ahahahahahaha!"
* NoSell: The second time Luffy tries to throw an apple at Zoro, it is deflected by SomeKindOfForceField.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Despite his teenage physique, Luffy states that he's 45 years old. Apparently, it's hard for a guy made of rubber to get wrinkles.
-->'''Coby''': Luffy you are the strangest boy I've ever met.\\
'''Luffy''': Boy!? I'm 45 years old lad!\\
'''Coby''': But you look like you're 16.\\
'''Luffy''': Try getting wrinkles when you're made of rubber.
* OffTheRails: Episode 5 is an understatement. ''Both'' versions, and for different reasons.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Luffy occasionally starts to sound like [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]].
** Played with in the recut Episode 5, where Zoro starts speaking with the wrong voice, before [=PurpleEyes=] curses off-mic and corrects himself.
* OnlySaneMan: Buggy. At least in the context of the absolute insanity that surrounds him.
** He's the most down-to-earth character in his episode, and his voice is perfectly normal and his tone generally calm. Hilarious in and of itself, considering he's a clown-pirate.
*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Buggy. Not that that's difficult.
** Usopp. It's like he belongs in a more serious abridged series.
*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Usopp.
* OverlyLongGag: Captain Morgan's chin has something different written on it each time he's given a close-up.
** In the last shot, it says [[TradeSnark "Stop Staring™"]].
* PrisonRape: Happened to Luffy.
-->'''Luffy''': I won't go back to prison, my butthole can't take that abuse!
* RapidFireComedy: Gives ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' and ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'' a run for their money. The rapid-fire pacing combined with the unorthodox [[InsaneTrollLogic perspective]] of much of the [[CloudCuckoolander cast]] results in something literally stunning.
* ReCut: In the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kstJB9LPx0 Dessert Bus]] video, [=PurpleEyes=] stated that he was going to re-edit the fifth episode of ''None Piece'' "so it's better and not better, probably better than not, maybe."
** He did. The re-cut Episode 5 appeared on December 21, 2012. It manages to be nearly as crazy as the "Fanfic Mode" cut.
* RuleOfThree:
** First minute of the first episode, no less:
--> '''Luffy''': ''{inside a barrel as they fail to reel him in}'' "Oh, you suck at this!"\\
'''Second sailor on deck''': "Oh my God, Fred, you suck!"\\
'''Sailor in crow's nest''': "Fred, you suck!"
* RunningGag: A cupcake frequently appears to other characters in Episode 2 and returns in Episode "5".
* ShoutOut: In the crossover video, Luffy alludes to [[NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow the "bridge" joke]] by informing Joekage that he digs canals.
** "[[LonelyIsland I'm on a boat!]] Pretty cool, huh?"
** Episode "5":
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Manga/DragonBall What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"\\
'''Luffy:''' "[[DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!"
** While Captain Morgan is ranting about how he's going to deal with Luffy, Zoro and Coby:
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you!"]]
* SarcasmMode: In the recut Episode 5, when Zoro, Luffy, and Nami land on a random island.
-->'''Zoro:''' "We're HERE!"\\
'''Luffy:''' *snort* "W--fucking wh--''where''... YES WE ARE!"
** And again later that episode.
--->'''Zoro:''' "We're here!"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Are we, Zoro? Are we?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "...Well yeah."\\
'''Luffy:''' "Zoro, I don't want to ruin your childlike innocence, but just know that this dance that I'm about to do is entirely sarcastic."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Sarcasm is a smell, right?"\\
[{{beat}}] ''{Luffy does the victory dance from Final Fantasy}''
* SingleStrokeBattle: Zoro against Cabaji. [[spoiler:[[AllJustADream Turns out to be a blood loss induced fantasy.]]]]
* SoundEffectBleep
** Played with in one line of episode 4. Averted in the rest of that episode.
--> '''Zoro:''' I dragged his ass two miles and you had the *bleep* key the whole [[BleepDammit *bleep* fucking]] time!?
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Defied; Zoro's full name is "Zolo Zoro".
* SurroundedByIdiots: This is apparently the case for Captain Morgan, as his subordinates apparently don't understand literary devices such as sarcasm and metaphor. It's also possible he's constantly being tossed the IdiotBall by underlings who go out of their way to {{Troll}} him.
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin I'm up to my tits in morons!]]
--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Let's just stand around like idiots until someone does something!
* TalkLikeAPirate
--> '''Buggy''': I be a Clown Pirate.
--> '''Luffy''': That's very interesting. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're very interesting.]]
* TemptingFate: "Your friends crashed a helicopter into my house!" "It was just the ''one'' helicopter." Immediately, a ''second'' helicopter crashes into her house.
* TheyFightCrime: Luffy and Shanks in episode 3
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Zoro ''really'' likes pancakes.
* VaginaDentata: Referenced when Luffy gets shot in episode two.
-->'''Luffy:''' "That stung like a woman with teeth in her beef portal!"
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Luffy forgot the events of the party in Episode "5" after the helicopter crash.
** According to Zoro, arguing politics.
* WhamLine: In Episode "5" after Usopp explains that Kaya parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]].
-->'''Kaya''': ''{burying her face in a pillow}''[[spoiler: [-"I hope your entire family gets molested."-] ]]
* WhosOnFirst: In episode 3, Zoro asks Luffy what the "D" in his name stands for.
--> '''Luffy''': [It stands for] "Dee."\\
'''Zoro''': Yeah, what's it stand for?\\
'''Luffy''': "Dee." ''[etc.]''
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Or maybe just in-universe; it's hard to tell.
--> (Luffy beats up four guys)\\
'''Luffy''': "Ball four, take yer base!" [[AsideGlance (looks at camera)]] "Dammit, that was terrible!"
* WhyDontYaJustShootHim: Averted by Nami and Luffy shooting Cabaji and Buggy respectively in episode 4.
* WritersCannotDoMath: Averted. [[http://i48.tinypic.com/4tx153.jpg The equation]] [[https://twitter.com/VioletEyesWTF/status/261833578374127616 in episode five works]].
** So this is more a case of "Narrators can't do math", as you need to do a lot more than carry the 3, as the lower voiced narrator points out.
* ZanyScheme: Django's plan to get Kaya's property; he wants to release around 50 goats onto her lawn. Apparently their irregular grazing patterns will ruin the lawn for generations!
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18th Sep '13 9:32:29 AM Xavier1161
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** Now we have Django. He's a guy who goes around with his crew to different islands, spaying/neutering every single cat they can find, but even he thinks the Strawhats are just plain nuts. In fact, the only reason why he had his crew attack the Strawhats in the first place was because he wanted their absurdity to end.
18th Sep '13 9:16:01 AM Xavier1161
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Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

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There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.
17th Sep '13 5:40:56 PM LordZorc
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** Nowacking as Kaya in Episode "5", 5, 6, and (when/if it ever comes out) 7.

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** Nowacking as Kaya in Episode "5", 5, 6, and (when/if it ever comes out) 7.
13th Sep '13 2:55:04 AM SeptimusHeap
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* AccidentalMisnaming: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".



* MyNameIsNotDurwood: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".
24th Jul '13 5:57:41 AM AverageNOOB
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--> '''Zoro:''' "I don't even know that many kinds of meat."
** Animal crackers are "THE SNACK FOOD OF THE GODS!".


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* MultipleChoicePast: PlayedForLaughs:
--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."
--> '''Zoro:''' "Yeah, dude. Don't bother. Last time I got Rihanna and dinosaurs."
24th Jul '13 5:52:59 AM AverageNOOB
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** According to Zoro, arguing politics.
24th Jul '13 5:49:48 AM AverageNOOB
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* CrowningMomentOfIndifference:
--> '''Zoro:''' "DUDE! THEY GOT CODY!"
--> '''Luffy:''' (watching his [[BrandX IPony 2]]) "Oh no. They got Cody."


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** While Captain Morgan is ranting about how he's going to deal with Luffy, Zoro and Coby:
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you!"]]
11th Jul '13 4:47:43 PM Redaka
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-->'''Coby''': Luffy you are the strangest boy I've ever met.\\
'''Luffy''': Boy!? I'm 45 years old lad!\\
'''Coby''': But you look like you're 16.\\
'''Luffy''': Try getting wrinkles when you're made of rubber.
16th Jun '13 2:58:08 PM HaruAxeman
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The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has really bizarre sexual proclivities; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

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The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities; proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.
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