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19th Sep '16 7:09:44 AM Wyldchyld
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** Professor Ozpin's rarely seen without coffee. The new students have their first lesson on a clifftop overlooking a monster-filled forest... and even in that location Professor Ozpin manages to conduct the lesson with a cup of coffee in hand. The one time he was seen without coffee for any length of time was also the one time where his behaviour was so out-of-character that it was lampshaded in-universe that he was NotHimself.

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** Professor Ozpin's rarely seen without coffee.a coffee mug; he drinks hot chocolate rather than coffee, but hot chocolate is a caffeinated beverage and he drinks an awful lot of it. The new students have their first lesson on a clifftop overlooking a monster-filled forest... and even in that location Professor Ozpin manages to conduct the lesson with a cup of coffee mug in hand. The one time he was seen without coffee his drink for any length of time was also the one time where his behaviour was so out-of-character that it was lampshaded lamp-shaded in-universe that he was NotHimself.
26th Mar '16 3:05:16 PM StFan
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* On ''FM & AM'''s "Drugs," we hear this from Creator/GeorgeCarlin:
--> When they talk about drugs, they don't talk about all of them, that's the problem. They don't mention coffee. ''(Chuckles)'' The low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you. But there are coffee freaks. And they're walkin' around, and nobody, y'know, worried about it or anything. Mrs. Olson[[note]] in their old advertisements, a Swedish neighbor who invariably recommended a cup of Folgers coffee for the characters in the commercial[[/note]] never tells you about that mild speed lift, y'know? She's shooting freeze-dried Folgers, right? But you've seen the coffee freak in the office, haven't you? The guy who drops eight or nine cups every morning, and always in a good mood: ''(rapidly)'' "Hi! How are ya? Warm that up for ya? OK, yeah! Hi, how are ya, good to see ya." Always in a nice mood. Until the coffee urn breaks, man. Then he's the first guy to: ''(more rapidly)'' "Whaddaya mean broken, man? Wha'? Plug it in, man! Turn it around! Never mind, man! Put some water in. Holy shit, man! Turn the plug around!" Then he goes out and scores, 'cause he's the one who's hooked.
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* ''Microsoft Bob'': Java the dinosaur, personal guide and friend of Bob, is seen always with coffee mug in hand, and will replace his mug if it breaks for some reason. Espresso bars are Java's natural habitat.

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* ''Microsoft Bob'': Java The [[http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1300 50th aniversary cover]] of ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' showed two versions of their mascot Gnitty, surrounded by the dinosaur, personal guide essential paraphenallia of journalism in 1961 and friend of Bob, is seen always with coffee mug in hand, 2011. Prominently displayed are a cup and will replace his mug if it breaks for some reason. Espresso bars are Java's natural habitat.saucer (1961) and a Starbucks paper cup (2011).



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* The [[http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1300 50th aniversary cover]] of ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' showed two versions of their mascot Gnitty, surrounded by the essential paraphenallia of journalism in 1961 and 2011. Prominently displayed are a cup and saucer (1961) and a Starbucks paper cup (2011).
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* The [[http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1300 50th aniversary cover]] of ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' showed two versions of their mascot Gnitty, surrounded by the essential paraphenallia of journalism in 1961 and 2011. Prominently displayed are a cup and saucer (1961) and a Starbucks paper cup (2011).
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* On ''FM & AM'''s "Drugs," we hear this from Creator/GeorgeCarlin:
--> When they talk about drugs, they don't talk about all of them, that's the problem. They don't mention coffee. ''(Chuckles)'' The low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you. But there are coffee freaks. And they're walkin' around, and nobody, y'know, worried about it or anything. Mrs. Olson[[note]] in their old advertisements, a Swedish neighbor who invariably recommended a cup of Folgers coffee for the characters in the commercial[[/note]] never tells you about that mild speed lift, y'know? She's shooting freeze-dried Folgers, right? But you've seen the coffee freak in the office, haven't you? The guy who drops eight or nine cups every morning, and always in a good mood: ''(rapidly)'' "Hi! How are ya? Warm that up for ya? OK, yeah! Hi, how are ya, good to see ya." Always in a nice mood. Until the coffee urn breaks, man. Then he's the first guy to: ''(more rapidly)'' "Whaddaya mean broken, man? Wha'? Plug it in, man! Turn it around! Never mind, man! Put some water in. Holy shit, man! Turn the plug around!" Then he goes out and scores, 'cause he's the one who's hooked.

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* On ''FM & AM'''s "Drugs," we hear this from Creator/GeorgeCarlin:
--> When they talk about drugs, they don't talk about all of them, that's
''Microsoft Bob'': Java the problem. They don't mention coffee. ''(Chuckles)'' The low end dinosaur, personal guide and friend of the speed spectrum, I grant you. But there are Bob, is seen always with coffee freaks. And they're walkin' around, mug in hand, and nobody, y'know, worried about will replace his mug if it or anything. Mrs. Olson[[note]] in their old advertisements, a Swedish neighbor who invariably recommended a cup of Folgers coffee breaks for the characters in the commercial[[/note]] never tells you about that mild speed lift, y'know? She's shooting freeze-dried Folgers, right? But you've seen the coffee freak in the office, haven't you? The guy who drops eight or nine cups every morning, and always in a good mood: ''(rapidly)'' "Hi! How are ya? Warm that up for ya? OK, yeah! Hi, how are ya, good to see ya." Always in a nice mood. Until the coffee urn breaks, man. Then he's the first guy to: ''(more rapidly)'' "Whaddaya mean broken, man? Wha'? Plug it in, man! Turn it around! Never mind, man! Put some water in. Holy shit, man! Turn the plug around!" Then he goes out and scores, 'cause he's the one who's hooked.reason. Espresso bars are Java's natural habitat.



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* In ''WebVideo/TheAutobiographyOfJaneEyre'', Grace Poole's favourite drink is coffee without milk or sugar. She drinks it even at parties, as seen in the episode [[http://youtu.be/wyHJrMe2Wus?t=4m21s "A New Age of Aluminium"]].
-->'''Warren:''' Grace! Gracie P! Are you having any fun?
-->'''Grace:''' ''(on edge)'' Yes, Warren, thank you. [...] Actually, Warren, I really don't think this is...
-->'''Warren:''' You know what, Gracie? I don't think you are enjoying yourself properly. What are you drinking? ''(takes her cup and sniffs it)'' This is COFFEE!
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic is desperate enough for coffee that he'll even have it before going to sleep.
* In the Home Office video [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu7lGqk_9Kg "Me, I'm Not (File 2/15)"]], Linc is grumpy due to a lack of coffee.
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30th Jan '16 10:36:42 AM Morgenthaler
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* The only way to get through a game of ''{{Risk}}'' in one sitting. Or [[PottyEmergency almost]].
* In ''{{Twilight 2000}}'', the coffee production and distribution infrastructure was one of the first things to be repaired AfterTheEnd.

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* The only way to get through a game of ''{{Risk}}'' ''TabletopGame/{{Risk}}'' in one sitting. Or [[PottyEmergency almost]].
* In ''{{Twilight ''TabletopGame/{{Twilight 2000}}'', the coffee production and distribution infrastructure was one of the first things to be repaired AfterTheEnd.
28th Jan '16 9:18:40 PM IndirectActiveTransport
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* Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli was known for drinking coffee during his promos and had a blog which documented his coffee intake.[[/folder]]
19th Dec '15 1:47:52 PM Pinokio
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* ''Microsoft Bob'': Java the dinosaur, personal guide and friend of Bob, is seen always with coffee mug in hand, and will replace his mug if it breaks for some reason. Java's natural habitat is espresso bars.

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* ''Microsoft Bob'': Java the dinosaur, personal guide and friend of Bob, is seen always with coffee mug in hand, and will replace his mug if it breaks for some reason. Espresso bars are Java's natural habitat is espresso bars.habitat.
19th Dec '15 1:19:13 PM Pinokio
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* ''Microsoft Bob'': Java the dinosaur, personal guide and friend of Bob, is seen always with coffee mug in hand, and will replace his mug if it breaks for some reason. Java's natural habitat is espresso bars.
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17th Oct '15 6:13:34 PM nombretomado
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* According to legend, when coffee arrived in Europe, the MoralGuardians took issue with drinking an Islamic drink. The issue came before ThePope, whereupon he took a whiff and baptized it because good Christians shouldn't be deprived of such an obviously heavenly drink. The real story is even better. It seems that the hard-working scholar-diplomat Pope Clement VIII was already a big fan of coffee, and wasn't about to let some stuffy old-fashioned advisors stand in the way of progress or his all-nighters.

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* According to legend, when coffee arrived in Europe, the MoralGuardians took issue with drinking an Islamic drink. The issue came before ThePope, UsefulNotes/ThePope, whereupon he took a whiff and baptized it because good Christians shouldn't be deprived of such an obviously heavenly drink. The real story is even better. It seems that the hard-working scholar-diplomat Pope Clement VIII was already a big fan of coffee, and wasn't about to let some stuffy old-fashioned advisors stand in the way of progress or his all-nighters.
23rd Sep '15 4:26:46 PM renlynn
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* Mach in VisualNovel/{{SC2VN}} goes out to buy energy drinks so much that he starts to view the local store clerk as a father figure.

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* Mach in VisualNovel/{{SC2VN}} ''VisualNovel/{{SC2VN}}'' goes out to buy energy drinks so much that he starts to view the local store clerk as a father figure.
22nd Sep '15 3:16:20 PM renlynn
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* Mach in VisualNovel/{{SC2VN}} goes out to buy energy drinks so much that he starts to view the local store clerk as a father figure.
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22nd Jul '15 7:44:50 PM Lightblade
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* In the ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' story "[[http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/uncharted-realms/catching-2015-07-22 Catching Up]], the [[AbstractApotheosis Living Guildpact]] Jace Beleren, after being told to get some rest by his bailiff after a long day of arbitrating disputes between the guilds, responds thusly:
-->''The Living Guildpact rules that coffee is an acceptable substitution for rest, as specified in subsection . . . whatever.''
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