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[[quoteright:250:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mitch_6383.jpg]] -->''[[TheAlcoholic Alcoholism]] is a disease, but [[AcceptableTargets it's the only one you can get yelled at for having]]. "Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesnít sound right.'' --> --Mitch Hedberg -->''I'm tired of following my dreams! I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.'' --> --Mitch Hedberg A breakout comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''HomeMovies''. Hedberg was an admitted drug user, and occasionally made jokes about his drug use in his act. These jokes became [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moments]] when Hedberg [[AuthorExistenceFailure died in 2005]], supposedly by overdosing on heroin and cocaine. What makes it sadder is that [[WhatCouldHaveBeen this was before doing his first HBO special]]. Discography: * ''Strategic Grill Locations'' (1999) * ''Mitch All Together'' (2003) * ''Do You Believe in Gosh?'' (recorded in 2005, released posthumously in 2008) ---- !!Related Tropes * AnnoyingLaugh: During one performance, Mitch singles out an audience member with a distinctive laugh. -->"The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is that I know exactly when you're ''not'' laughing. 'Oh! Distinctive Laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!' " * BearsAreBadNews: ** Mitch feels that Smokey the Bear should not be the forest fire prevention mascot because bears are too scary. He prefers [[strike:a fake character he made up]] England's mascot Smacky the Frog. ** He and some friends were dropping acid in the woods to avoid the cops, but ran into a bear, "[[{{Understatement}} which was even more of a buzzkill]]." A friend remarked "Smokey is ''way'' more intense in person." * BigfootSasquatchAndYeti: Mitch thinks the reason photographs of Bigfoot are always blurry is because Bigfoot IS blurry. -->"There's a large, ''out-of-focus'' monster running around the countryside. That's ''extra'' scary to me. Run, he's fuzzy!" * BrickJoke: Sort of a meta-example. On one of his albums, Mitch makes a joke that falls flat. In response to the tepid laughter, Mitch promises to fix that joke by taking out all of the words and putting in new ones. Much later in his set, when a completely joke gets a lot of laughter, he explains that this was the fixed joke from earlier. * BrilliantButLazy * CallBack: The audience at his Comedy Central Presents special seem to have been primarily made up of people that were unfamiliar with Mitch's act. Because of this, it took a while for the audience to warm up to him and laugh in understanding of his material. By the end, the crowd was more engaged, so Mitch continued to tell jokes for editing reasons just thinking of whatever jokes came to mind. -->"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people." -->"[[SoUnfunnyItsFunny I like swiss cheese,]] [[CallBack unless I'm with four or more people]]." * CallingShotgun: "Last time I called shotgun we'd rented a limo, so I fucked up." * [[CantYouReadTheSign Can't You Read the Sign?]]: This is his response when a child tells him a KnockKnockJoke while Mitch is wearing a Do Not Disturb sign. * CloudCuckoolander * ClusterFBomb * ComicallyMissingThePoint * CordonBleughChef: Banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich * DagwoodSandwich: He sees sandwiches from New York delis as this. -->"Whatcha gonna have? A pastrami sandwich. Would you like anything with that? Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people." * DeadpanSnarker * {{Dissimile}}: "With a stop light, green means 'Go' and yellow means 'Slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'Go', green means 'Whoa, slow down', and red means 'Where the fuck did you get that banana!?'" * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: "I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn ''literal''!" * FountainOfMemes: Pretty much everyone in Generation Y knows his stand-up routines by heart. * [[FoodTropes Food]]: He just loves to joke about food. Itís been said that he would walk around the grocery store to get inspiration for new jokes. When introduced as having appeared on a popular late night talk show, Mitch responded, "... but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction." * FourEqualPaymentsOf: "They say this product is available for four easy payments. I'd like to see one with three easy payments and one fucking complicated payment... We're not telling you which one, but one of these payments is going to be a ''bitch''. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker!" ** "That last payment must be made in Wampum!" * FridgeBrilliance * FridgeLogic: Invoked in several of his routines. A lot of his humor relied on pointing it out. --> Advil has a candy coating; it's delicious. And it says on the packet, "do not take more than two a day." Well, then, don't put a candy coating around it! I can't help myself! --> I saw a commercial for a piece of technology which said "now you can water your hard-to-reach plants." Now who would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach! I will ''throw'' water at you. Hopefully someone will invent a product before you shrivel and die. Think like a cactus! --> I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said, "Sir, could you please move? You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to ''run''. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never "blocking" a fire exit. Unless you're a table. --> I bought a 2-bedroom house. But it's up to me how many bedrooms there are, ain't it? Fuck you, real-estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is A/K/A the hallway... This bedroom is over in that guy's house -- sir, are you aware you have one of my bedrooms? Don't decorate it! * IWasToldThereWouldBeCake: "Donít bring the cake-eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you notice how his eyes widened when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" * IfIHadANickel: Invoked: "'That's dumb'...if I had a nickel for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very unusual way!" * LeftItIn: On one CD, after a particular joke falls flat, he jokes about adding the sound of audience laughter to compensate. -->"All right ... that joke is going to be good because I'm going to take all the words out and add new words. That joke will be fixed." * LimitedSocialCircle: "I don't have a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know all the time. Then if someone needs to get in touch with me, they just say 'Mitch!', and I say 'What?' and turn my head slightly." * NoExceptYes: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No. But I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'" * NotAvailableInStores: Originally, his first CD. Unless he brought it in the store and left it there. --> "'Sir, you forgot this.' No, I did not. That is for ''sale''. Please alphabetize it." * OneSteveLimit / PsmithPsyndrome: Averted. Mitch Hedberg had two separate relationships with a girl named Lynn. Well, technically, one Lyn and one Lynn. --> "Sometimes I'll fuck up and call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. She can tell because I don't say the 'nn' long enough." * OverlyLongGag: "I was at a restaurant, I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me cause she said, 'how would you like your eggs?' So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said, 'Incubated.'" ({{Beat}}) " 'And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put onto a grill. And then put onto a bun. Damn, [[LampshadeHanging it's gonna take a while]].' " ({{Beat}}) "[[BrickJoke Scrambled]]." * SelfDeprecation: If a joke didn't work, Mitch was always the first person to point it out. For instance, after one joke which didn't make any sense, he had barely finished telling the joke when he said "All right, that joke was ridiculous!" ** Subverted on one occasion when the audience underreacted to a joke Mitch was actually fond of. "That joke was better than you people are giving it credit for." * ShrinkingViolet: He was extremely shy in real life and his famous sunglasses were used to help him deal with his intense stage fright. * SoUnfunnyItsFunny: Mitch was a notoriously casual performer, mixing in half-finished and unfunny jokes right beside legitimately brilliant and hilarious one-liners. The juxtaposition made the bad ones ''even funnier''. -->"I have a sweet tooth." (Scattered laughter) "I think I messed something up with that last joke. I apologize." * StonersAreFunny * TemptingFate: Played with when discussing playing golf, and hit a guy with a drive. "You're supposed to yell out 'Fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him...'" * ThirteenIsUnlucky: "The hotel I'm staying in doesn't have a thirteenth floor because of superstition. But people on the fourteenth floor- you know what floor you're really on. Don't believe me? Jump out the window. You will die earlier!" ** "If 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter "B" be. 'Cause "B" looks like a scrunched-together 13." *** "Hi, what's your name?" "Bob." "Get the ''fuck'' away!" * VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory -->''Hey man, you know that story about that woman that drove her and her kids into a river?'' -->''Yeah?'' -->''Well, it'' inspired ''me to write a story about a gorilla.'' * VerbalTic: in his first CD, he had a tendency to say "Alright..." after jokes. He didn't do it as much in later shows. ** It did carry over a bit when he did smaller gigs. Heck, even his wife had the tic when she headlined for him. * ViewersAreGeniuses: -->''"I once bumped into a guy; he had on a hat, a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, a goatee, a tongue ring, and 3 earrings. He said, 'Hey, man, you have a lot of nerve!' And then I said 'Hey, man, you have a lot of ... [[SureLetsGoWithThat cranial accessories]].'"'' (Crowd laughs) ''"You guys are a smart crowd. When I do the dumber crowds, I have to say, "Hey, man, you have a lot of '''shit on your head'''."'' * XMeetsY: Foosball: soccer meets shish kabobs.
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[[quoteright:250:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mitch_6383.jpg]] -->''[[TheAlcoholic Alcoholism]] is a disease, but [[AcceptableTargets it's the only one you can get yelled at for having]]. "Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesnít sound right.'' --> --Mitch Hedberg -->''I'm tired of following my dreams! I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.'' --> --Mitch Hedberg A breakout comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''HomeMovies''. Hedberg was an admitted drug user, and occasionally made jokes about his drug use in his act. These jokes became [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moments]] when Hedberg [[AuthorExistenceFailure died in 2005]], supposedly by overdosing on heroin and cocaine. What makes it sadder is that [[WhatCouldHaveBeen this was before doing his first HBO special]]. Discography: * ''Strategic Grill Locations'' (1999) * ''Mitch All Together'' (2003) * ''Do You Believe in Gosh?'' (recorded in 2005, released posthumously in 2008) ---- !!Related Tropes * AnnoyingLaugh: During one performance, Mitch singles out an audience member with a distinctive laugh. -->"The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is that I know exactly when you're ''not'' laughing. 'Oh! Distinctive Laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!' " * BearsAreBadNews: ** Mitch feels that Smokey the Bear should not be the forest fire prevention mascot because bears are too scary. He prefers [[strike:a fake character he made up]] England's mascot Smacky the Frog. ** He and some friends were dropping acid in the woods to avoid the cops, but ran into a bear, "[[{{Understatement}} which was even more of a buzzkill]]." A friend remarked "Smokey is ''way'' more intense in person." * BigfootSasquatchAndYeti: Mitch thinks the reason photographs of Bigfoot are always blurry is because Bigfoot IS blurry. -->"There's a large, ''out-of-focus'' monster running around the countryside. That's ''extra'' scary to me. Run, he's fuzzy!" * BrickJoke: Sort of a meta-example. On one of his albums, Mitch makes a joke that falls flat. In response to the tepid laughter, Mitch promises to fix that joke by taking out all of the words and putting in new ones. Much later in his set, when a completely joke gets a lot of laughter, he explains that this was the fixed joke from earlier. * BrilliantButLazy * CallBack: The audience at his Comedy Central Presents special seem to have been primarily made up of people that were unfamiliar with Mitch's act. Because of this, it took a while for the audience to warm up to him and laugh in understanding of his material. By the end, the crowd was more engaged, so Mitch continued to tell jokes for editing reasons just thinking of whatever jokes came to mind. -->"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people." -->"[[SoUnfunnyItsFunny I like swiss cheese,]] [[CallBack unless I'm with four or more people]]." * CallingShotgun: "Last time I called shotgun we'd rented a limo, so I fucked up." * [[CantYouReadTheSign Can't You Read the Sign?]]: This is his response when a child tells him a KnockKnockJoke while Mitch is wearing a Do Not Disturb sign. * CloudCuckoolander * ClusterFBomb * ComicallyMissingThePoint * CordonBleughChef: Banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich * DagwoodSandwich: He sees sandwiches from New York delis as this. -->"Whatcha gonna have? A pastrami sandwich. Would you like anything with that? Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people." * DeadpanSnarker * {{Dissimile}}: "With a stop light, green means 'Go' and yellow means 'Slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'Go', green means 'Whoa, slow down', and red means 'Where the fuck did you get that banana!?'" * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: "I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn ''literal''!" * FountainOfMemes: Pretty much everyone in Generation Y knows his stand-up routines by heart. * [[FoodTropes Food]]: He just loves to joke about food. Itís been said that he would walk around the grocery store to get inspiration for new jokes. When introduced as having appeared on a popular late night talk show, Mitch responded, "... but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction." * FourEqualPaymentsOf: "They say this product is available for four easy payments. I'd like to see one with three easy payments and one fucking complicated payment... We're not telling you which one, but one of these payments is going to be a ''bitch''. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker!" ** "That last payment must be made in Wampum!" * FridgeBrilliance * FridgeLogic: Invoked in several of his routines. A lot of his humor relied on pointing it out. --> Advil has a candy coating; it's delicious. And it says on the packet, "do not take more than two a day." Well, then, don't put a candy coating around it! I can't help myself! --> I saw a commercial for a piece of technology which said "now you can water your hard-to-reach plants." Now who would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach! I will ''throw'' water at you. Hopefully someone will invent a product before you shrivel and die. Think like a cactus! --> I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said, "Sir, could you please move? You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to ''run''. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never "blocking" a fire exit. Unless you're a table. --> I bought a 2-bedroom house. But it's up to me how many bedrooms there are, ain't it? Fuck you, real-estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is A/K/A the hallway... This bedroom is over in that guy's house -- sir, are you aware you have one of my bedrooms? Don't decorate it! * IWasToldThereWouldBeCake: "Donít bring the cake-eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you notice how his eyes widened when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" * IfIHadANickel: Invoked: "'That's dumb'...if I had a nickel for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very unusual way!" * LeftItIn: On one CD, after a particular joke falls flat, he jokes about adding the sound of audience laughter to compensate. -->"All right ... that joke is going to be good because I'm going to take all the words out and add new words. That joke will be fixed." * LimitedSocialCircle: "I don't have a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know all the time. Then if someone needs to get in touch with me, they just say 'Mitch!', and I say 'What?' and turn my head slightly." * NoExceptYes: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No. But I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'" * NotAvailableInStores: Originally, his first CD. Unless he brought it in the store and left it there. --> "'Sir, you forgot this.' No, I did not. That is for ''sale''. Please alphabetize it." * OneSteveLimit / PsmithPsyndrome: Averted. Mitch Hedberg had two separate relationships with a girl named Lynn. Well, technically, one Lyn and one Lynn. --> "Sometimes I'll fuck up and call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. She can tell because I don't say the 'nn' long enough." * OverlyLongGag: "I was at a restaurant, I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me cause she said, 'how would you like your eggs?' So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said, 'Incubated.'" ({{Beat}}) " 'And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put onto a grill. And then put onto a bun. Damn, [[LampshadeHanging it's gonna take a while]].' " ({{Beat}}) "[[BrickJoke Scrambled]]." * SelfDeprecation: If a joke didn't work, Mitch was always the first person to point it out. For instance, after one joke which didn't make any sense, he had barely finished telling the joke when he said "All right, that joke was ridiculous!" ** Subverted on one occasion when the audience underreacted to a joke Mitch was actually fond of. "That joke was better than you people are giving it credit for." * ShrinkingViolet: He was extremely shy in real life and his famous sunglasses were used to help him deal with his intense stage fright. * SoUnfunnyItsFunny: Mitch was a notoriously casual performer, mixing in half-finished and unfunny jokes right beside legitimately brilliant and hilarious one-liners. The juxtaposition made the bad ones ''even funnier''. -->"I have a sweet tooth." (Scattered laughter) "I think I messed something up with that last joke. I apologize." * StonersAreFunny * TemptingFate: Played with when discussing playing golf, and hit a guy with a drive. "You're supposed to yell out 'Fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him...'" * ThirteenIsUnlucky: "The hotel I'm staying in doesn't have a thirteenth floor because of superstition. But people on the fourteenth floor- you know what floor you're really on. Don't believe me? Jump out the window. You will die earlier!" ** "If 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter "B" be. 'Cause "B" looks like a scrunched-together 13." *** "Hi, what's your name?" "Bob." "Get the ''fuck'' away!" * VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory -->''Hey man, you know that story about that woman that drove her and her kids into a river?'' -->''Yeah?'' -->''Well, it'' inspired ''me to write a story about a gorilla.'' * VerbalTic: in his first CD, he had a tendency to say "Alright..." after jokes. He didn't do it as much in later shows. ** It did carry over a bit when he did smaller gigs. Heck, even his wife had the tic when she headlined for him. * ViewersAreGeniuses: -->''"I once bumped into a guy; he had on a hat, a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, a goatee, a tongue ring, and 3 earrings. He said, 'Hey, man, you have a lot of nerve!' And then I said 'Hey, man, you have a lot of ... [[SureLetsGoWithThat cranial accessories]].'"'' (Crowd laughs) ''"You guys are a smart crowd. When I do the dumber crowds, I have to say, "Hey, man, you have a lot of '''shit on your head'''."'' * XMeetsY: Foosball: soccer meets shish kabobs.[[redirect:Creator/MitchHedberg]]
3rd Jun '13 7:29:05 AM SeptimusHeap
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27th Apr '13 12:57:36 PM murlough23
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* BrickJoke: Sort of a meta-example. On one of his albums, Mitch makes a joke that falls flat. In response to the tepid laughter, Mitch promises to fix that joke by taking out all of the words and putting in new ones. Much later in his set, when a completely joke gets a lot of laughter, he explains that this was the fixed joke from earlier.

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* NoExceptYes: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No. But I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
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* {{Dissimile}}: "With a stop light, green means 'Go' and yellow means 'Slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'Go', green means 'Whoa, slow down', and red means 'Where the fuck did you get that banana!?'"
26th Mar '13 9:28:10 AM VoilaViola
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* CallBack: The audience at his Comedy Central Presents special seem to have been primarily made up of people that were unfamiliar with Mitch's act. Because of this, it took a while for the audience to warm up to him and laugh in understanding of his material. By the end, the crowd was more engaged, so Mitch continued to tell jokes for editing reasons just thinking of whatever jokes came to mind. -->"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people." -->"[[SoUnfunnyItsFunny I like swiss cheese,]] [[CallBack unless I'm with four or more people]]."
22nd Mar '13 4:24:43 PM VPhantom
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"Everything's Worse With Bears" clean-up
* BearsAreBadNews: ** Mitch feels that Smokey the Bear should not be the forest fire prevention mascot because bears are too scary. He prefers [[strike:a fake character he made up]] England's mascot Smacky the Frog. ** He and some friends were dropping acid in the woods to avoid the cops, but ran into a bear, "[[{{Understatement}} which was even more of a buzzkill]]." A friend remarked "Smokey is ''way'' more intense in person."

* EverythingsWorseWithBears: Mitch feels that Smokey the Bear should not be the forest fire prevention mascot because bears are too scary. He prefers [[strike:a fake character he made up]] England's mascot Smacky the Frog. ** He and some friends were dropping acid in the woods to avoid the cops, but ran into a bear, "[[{{Understatement}} which was even more of a buzzkill]]." A friend remarked "Smokey is ''way'' more intense in person."
20th Jan '13 5:20:02 PM thenightmareman
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* ShrinkingViolet: He was extremely shy in real life and his famous sunglasses were used to help him deal with his intense stage fright.
20th Jan '13 5:16:31 PM thenightmareman
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20th Dec '12 4:17:45 AM ShaneJones
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Hedberg was an admitted drug user, and occasionally made jokes about his drug use in his act. These jokes became [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moments]] when Hedberg [[AuthorExistenceFailure died in 2005]], supposedly by overdosing on heroin and cocaine. What makes it sadder is that this was before doing his first HBO special.
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Hedberg was an admitted drug user, and occasionally made jokes about his drug use in his act. These jokes became [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moments]] when Hedberg [[AuthorExistenceFailure died in 2005]], supposedly by overdosing on heroin and cocaine. What makes it sadder is that [[WhatCouldHaveBeen this was before doing his first HBO special. special]].
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