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22nd Jul '16 7:50:12 AM CerotechOmega
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-->"So, what's ''your'' origin story, ComicBook/{{Huntress}}?"
-->"My entire family was gunned down before my very eyes."
-->"[[DeathByOriginStory Big deal. Join the club.]]"
-->"But it turns out they weren't my real family."
-->"They weren't?"
-->"Well, my mother was really my mother, but I was actually illegitimate."
-->"So was your real father?"
-->"The guy who arranged for the hit on my family."
-->"Well, at least you weren't killed by your own father."
-->"No, but I was supposed to be."
-->"... what?"
-->"The hitman was supposed to kill me and her husband, but spare my mother so she could marry my real father and they could start a family."
-->"So what happened?"
-->"The hitman got his Helenas confused."
-->(There is a stunned silence for a moment. Then the Punisher, the Executioner, and several other vigilante heroes look at one another for a moment before all throwing their money on the table in front of the Huntress.)
-->"Okay, you win."
-->"You've got me beat."
-->"And I thought ''my'' origin story sucked."

to:

-->"So, what's ''your'' origin story, ComicBook/{{Huntress}}?"
-->"My
ComicBook/{{Huntress}}?"\\
"My
entire family was gunned down before my very eyes."
-->"[[DeathByOriginStory
"\\
"[[DeathByOriginStory
Big deal. Join the club.]]"
-->"But
]]"\\
"But
it turns out they weren't my real family."
-->"They weren't?"
-->"Well,
"\\
"They weren't?"\\
"Well,
my mother was really my mother, but I was actually illegitimate."
-->"So
"\\
"So
was your real father?"
-->"The
father?"\\
"The
guy who arranged for the hit on my family."
-->"Well,
"\\
"Well,
at least you weren't killed by your own father."
-->"No,
"\\
"No,
but I was supposed to be."
-->"... what?"
-->"The
"\\
"... what?"\\
"The
hitman was supposed to kill me and her husband, but spare my mother so she could marry my real father and they could start a family."
-->"So
"\\
"So
what happened?"
-->"The
happened?"\\
"The
hitman got his Helenas confused."
-->(There
"\\
(There
is a stunned silence for a moment. Then the Punisher, the Executioner, and several other vigilante heroes look at one another for a moment before all throwing their money on the table in front of the Huntress.)
-->"Okay,
)\\
"Okay,
you win."
-->"You've
"\\
"You've
got me beat."
-->"And
"\\
"And
I thought ''my'' origin story sucked."



-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't you ain't getting, sex you getting, you don't want. I've seen terrible things...
-->'''Dizzy''': Yesterday, an 80 year old librarian broke my penis.
-->'''Luther''':...You win.

to:

-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't want you ain't getting, sex you getting, you don't want. I've seen terrible things...
-->'''Dizzy''':
things...\\
'''Dizzy''':
Yesterday, an 80 year old librarian broke my penis.
-->'''Luther''':...
penis.\\
'''Luther''':...
You win.


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* Aspects of the ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' fandumb do tend to be unsympathetic towards characters who try to seek help for their problems instead of bottling all the pain up inside, saying that other characters who do bottle it up have faced far worse. The exemplar used for this is Ragna the Bloodedge, the main character who is oft the CosmicPlaything of the plot, and pretty much ''the'' golden standard by the fandumb on how to deal with grief, ignoring that not everyone is privy to his problems and yet judged as if they should be (looking at you, Litchi), let alone that people grieve or deal with pain in other manners. There are also problems with bottling it all up as well, especially if there's no relief in sight; one runner-up Makoto outright stated that she hated having to [[JerkassFacade act like a bitch to cope with racism]], while other runner-up Carl changed into a much colder individual after learning [[HumanResources what Relius did to his sister Ada]] and outright frightened every relative not named Relius.
19th Jul '16 4:17:16 PM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He did in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, they tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He did was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, they tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 4:16:43 PM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, they tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was did in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, they tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 3:30:54 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two they tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 3:26:38 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds discovers that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father dad again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, Granteed and trying to protect two girls, learn that he's a high ranking soldier of the FURY, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 3:21:27 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[*]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/*]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility[[*]]He facility[[note]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/*]].attack[[/note]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 3:20:52 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, are still alive, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility.facility[[*]]He was in [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Judgment]], but not in this game, he only showed up after the attack[[/*]]. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 3:08:48 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and the see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's heritage to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worst throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and the then see him die ''right in front of his eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's heritage legacy as a Knight of the FURY to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worst worse throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 2:57:52 AM WolfThunder
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* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, Touya saw his father die ''right in front of his eyes''. The two argue over who has it worst throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarOriginalGeneration ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, after years of living in isolation due to his mother's death and father's absence, Touya saw finally meets his father again, only to see him just getting out of a sticky situation piloting the Granteed, reluctantly join him to survive the ongoing attacks of the FURY, and the see him die ''right in front of his eyes''. The eyes'', leaving Touya only his father's heritage to try to carry on. Though the both of them do have legitimate reasons to be upset, the two tend to argue over who has it worst throughout the game.
19th Jul '16 2:42:53 AM WolfThunder
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'''Woman:''' I'm schizophrenic - I AM OTHER PEOPLE!

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'''Woman:''' -->'''Woman:''' I'm schizophrenic - I AM OTHER PEOPLE!



-->I'm like, "How was your day?" And she's like "Well I... woke up again. And my heart hurts when I breathe. And another one of my friends died."

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-->I'm like, "How was your day?" And she's like "Well I... woke up again. And my heart hurts when I breathe. And another one of my friends died."



* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarOriginalGenerations Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process. Meanwhile, Touya saw his father die ''right in front of his eyes''. The two argue over who has it worst throughout the game.

to:

* [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsJudgment Touya and Calvina]] get into this in ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarOriginalGenerations ''[[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarOriginalGeneration Super Robot Wars OG: The Moon Dwellers]]''. Calvina had the facility she was employed with destroyed, with all of the friends she made and students she taught dying in the process.process and, worse, she finds that one of her students and her boyfriend survived, only to find that both of them are members of the FURY, with the former going AxCrazy, and the latter being believed to be the one responsible for the attack on the earlier mentioned facility. Meanwhile, Touya saw his father die ''right in front of his eyes''. The two argue over who has it worst throughout the game.
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